#magic soccer

[introspectivememories]

[vellialavellious]

hakuba knew that kaito kid was disguising as shinichi cause his ass was too flat i know because im gosho thank you goodnight

[starrysharks]

hinata ishikawa aka pigtail meteor!

[downfalldestiny]

Back in the North ❄️ !.

[appledashbitch]

rainbow dash human headcanons wooo!! (going to be mad long j a warning)

she is 19. i actually do not like the idea of her being short/average height! I see her as ab 5’9 so tall but not taller than applejack duh

she is def very thin but toned!! she just zooms around toooo much for me to think she’s jacked 😢 i HIGHLY dislike it when people use bra sizes as a guide bc they vary so much depending on the band sizes. she is flat chested like let’s be real here. i also j LOVE this idea of rarity basically forcing her do to modeling for her fashion designs bc of her proportions and because everyone loves rarity she will do it just for her 😏

ethnically i like the idea of her being hispanic & white, was thinking along the lines of colombian or cuban?? and then i feel like the white would be italian, specifically having an italian mom bc they are something! skintone i see her as very tan. naturally and due to being outdoors allll the time

it’s time to discuss the classic one.. what is rainbow dash’s sexuality? my idea is she would only ever date a girl because she is literally a gay horse but BUT she is not opposed to getting w/ men. this is because she is kind of a slut! i just see her having a higher libido and not giving a fuck about being “ran through” bc she knows it’s all misogynistic bullshit. i also feel like she ends up getting w/ a lot of her friends bc she is just that bitch. definitely twilight, rarity, pinkie, & aj. no fluttershy bc she sees her as the sister she never had.

appearance-wise she mainly wears shorts, jeans kinda like a levi’s 501, crop tops and sweats. she will dress up depending on the occasion. she is obsessed with converse for sure. she has a bunch of ear piercings and three big tattoos. one of them is ofc a pair of wings on her back, then lightning bolts under one ribcage and clouds under the other. in general she is very pretty and she in fact cares a lot about her appearance. she keeps her hair about armpit length because she feels more traditionally feminine that way, and she keeps it up all the time. i’m thinking naturally light brown hair and blue eyes and she would eventually bleach her hair and dye it rainbow.

she has ADHD, PTSD, and seasonal depression, with the PTSD and seasonal depression stemming from a major car accident she was in at 14 that killed both of her parents and severely injured her. she kinda “copes” with it by smoking a ton of weed during the off season from soccer since she wouldn’t want to test positive for any drugs & she just for sure has a thing for beer and cider. scotch if she wants to get really fucked up

last but not least, applejack ❤️ she has had a crush on applejack for FOREVER and after they drunkenly hookup AJ begins to see her in this way.

okay that’s it! that’s my dashie. i feel like there’s a LOT of potential for fanfic writing with all of these headcanons so we’ll see how it goes

[faendan]

Taskmaster but fantasy and Greg Davies is still a normie who takes almost everything done with an attitude of critical equilibrium.

"Yes, I know that you didn't touch it with your actual hand, but isn't Mage Hand just a projection of it?"

And in the comments of the youtube videos you have arcanoscientists arguing between themselves about the spirit of Mage Hand versus its actual practice and why Hugh Dennis should have been allowed to get away with a really shitty skeleton football game because 'one of them looks like he's having fun'.

[kiose]

Nap in the locker room cause someone gave it her all and is all tuckered out after the match :P

B-day present for @chimchiri cause she asked for SpitDash and I tried It might be a bit late on your side of the world but still Happy B-day and hope ya had a good day filled with fun and good times :D

[swashbucklery]

"I want to keep this draft under 45k" GUESS WHO DID THAT WITH A WHOPPING 128 WORDS TO SPARE WOOOOOOOOO.

[signed-sapphire]

7 year difference

Keep at it, and your skills will improve

[steampoweredwerehog]

if Daniel can see stuff a normal mortal can't, is there anything that Patricia can do that mortals can't normally?

There is! She doesn’t know it yet but she can absorb and reflect energies and effects.

Say if an entity were to read her mind, it becomes a two-way street. If something tries to hit her with a Psychic Attack she can just say “Uno Reverse”

With enough practice she could maybe extend that to a tool or weapon? A baseball bat perhaps? 👀

[mylittlestims]

Rainbow Dash Stimboard!!

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[egolifontein]

Amahle Siphungu Chulumanco (@ amah.les21)

[kayunivy]

The difference in abs...

[soccersoccer]

[phantomposter1412]

KID: God, give me patience. Conan: I think you mean 'give me strength'. KID: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[starrybluez]

The Beatles playing soccer ⚽️, or football as they'd call it in their neighborhood 😉 while filming "Magical Mystery Tour". In Ringo's garden in Surrey and also in what I think is an airfield of some sort.

Bonus: Looks like John decided to stay out of the game and just play the cello instead.

Another bonus: Paul, Henry McCullough and even Martha playing ⚽️ in the early 70's