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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting
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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….
#Jesus Christ anon#that’s a wild mistake to make#TW: Necrophelia#did not think I’d need to ever use that tag#ask pirateprincessjess
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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
#violent masquerade#for many the spot between being crushed by sorrow#and slaughtered by the sun#is quite narrow#If this one makes sense then i'm glad#If this one resonates then i'm so sorry
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This is the worst timeline. (x)
#NEVER FUCKING DO THIS#it's shit like this#that makes me think about quitting the fanfic game#if i wrote for pay at least i'd have some money#this is an ai hate blog
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This paints such a beautiful picture
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
#I gotta get to the important questions first#I wouldn’t DARE ask this on reddit#no but actually I know SO little about Star Trek and I didn’t know that until I started watching#I’m intrigued I really am#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#captain kirk#mr. spock#do I have to tag their full names idk#I’m only on season 1 still but I’m making headway#ack#text post#THEIR SHIP NAME IS SPIRK BAHAHAHA#THATS SO GOOD#spirk#BABAHAHAHHSHDURHDUUHEHUHEUHEUEHUE
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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#unforchies if i want anyone else to appreciate it. i have to make it#AGONY can’t i just transmit my brainwaves to someone….#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#hi...
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god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world
this post got too much attention so I sniffered it
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WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME
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Queued right up for it
#this makes me think of that one post that’s like ‘i’m a ��� fan or a 🪲 hater based on whichever feels funnier in the moment’#growing up on them is maybe just like that#the beatles#chatter tag
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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

#apparently he found it at a thrift store which makes it even funnier#like he didn’t go out of his way to find it he just organically stumbled upon it
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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes
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post this long cat.
#did somebody hear something .#kora.txt#used to be poob is gonna call you.#it seems ill advised to get rid of individual passwords like#i like 2fa but making it mandatory is exclusionary and annoyingggggg more than anything
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