hey so did we all just decide to collectively gloss over the fact that kayne said “present and accounted for!” after john said “jesus fucking christ”? did we all just choose to ignore that comment?
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arthur lester has to be made of fucking steel or have some venom-esque regeneration shit going on because if you're telling me that some one handed hook stitches performed on the FLOOR OF A COAL MINE with utensils that had been previously stored in the PRISON PITS are enough to entirely heal arthur's wound of entire stomach gutted and vital organs ruptured with NO OTHER medical care or outside influences at all, im going to go fucking apeshit. how does this man not have staph at the very least
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I finished episode 28 of malevolent and had to do some fanart :] for the feels :] (plus a closeup of emotions)
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KAYNE ARE YOU EATING CHIPS WHILE THIS MAN IS DYING
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well fuck
It was an eventful episode, and although it ended well, it is going to be such a problem in the future, but i trust John anyway
i can feel the big divorce coming...
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Arthur has laughed like 10 times in this episode already and according to my malevolent rules everything’s gonna go So So Wrong
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I know it’s probably nothing but I wanna note that in ep 28 towards the beginning with Kayne, John says
“Jesus fucking Christ”
And Kayne says
“:O! Present and accounted for! :)”
Probably looking too much into it but it would be really funny if it turned out that Kaynes true identity is literally Jesus Christ
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Episode 28 of malevolent was fucking amazing, by far, but I'm surprised that I have seen ZERP POSTS ABOUT THE FUCKING MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE. BECUASE. GODDAMN. THAT SHIT WAS BANGING.
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I love that Kayne has been in 3 episodes for like maybe half an hour and we're all like yes. Love him. That's the bastard (affectionate).
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On my knees BEGGING Harlan to make it stop hurting ... every time there's like a bit of joy or a happy moment that's just an opportunity to twist the knife! ! ! I am bleeding out on the floor listening to Arthur call John the "undefeated" aaauuuggghh ow ouch I am in PAIN
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I DROPPED MY PHONE AND HAD TO CALM MYSELF WITH PETTING MY CAT
This- OHHHH this fucking podcast is genius
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Spoilers for Malevolent episode 28
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Oof. Um. So that happened.
Okay, so John and Arthur first. Arthur's not dead! Yay! Kane is a dick, with popcorn. Mostly wondering what deal John made with him and why he has to get Arthur to New York, and sad that he didn't tell Arthur the truth but pulled the do you trust me. Feels like no matter what happens our boy's relationship is going to be irrevocably broken! I wonder about the significance of the Undefeated bit.
And now Yellow is with King Fuckhead. Somehow I don't think the guy who killed his daughter for power is the best person to teach an aspect of a primordial god-being humanity. Point proved by the end of the episode. And Arthur did not make a good showing while he was with Yellow, sooooooooooooooo. Fuck.
Also, is anyone keeping track of all the injuries Arthur has? I know he was in a pit for 6 months, but questionable how well anything prior to that healed given the circumstances. This man is running on spite and sinew. Hoo boy. I have a feeling the next arc is gonna be u g l y.
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There’s so much this episode did to me but…. For the most part I am grinning twirling my hair kicking my feet
We can ignore the whole last three minutes and the little ‘’’ulterior motives’’’ chat from the start for now I am H A P P Y
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