#mall named for the fact it goes on forever

[thedreamparadox]

What would your own Nightopias look like and what kind of Nightmaren would live there?

I used to have a few figured out for aesthetics forever ago (like, a decade easily), but none of them were ever actually reoccurring and were just cool one-off dreams I had one time. While I'm still fond of the concept of Serenity Island (take the play island from the Destiny Islands from Kingdom Hearts and then hollow out the underside of the island and put a really cool hollow coral save in there), and Frozen Hill has some neat art potential (being a snowy nighttime winter scape with a frozen over lake and a snow covered massive jungle gym and playground structure and lots of pine trees), I'd probably adapt one of my more reoccurring dreamscapes instead.

Since I gave Shay the giant Toys R Us (which has an arcade stapled onto it that will probably be relevant later), that leaves my other commonly reoccurring locations as the hotel/water park hybrid (that said arcade connects to) and a giant mall complex that either has an underground section or connects to an underground section. Given that I am very bad at names, I've just been calling these Lucidia Mall and Lucidia Hotel. (Personally, going by what I've been operating on for my own fic lore, I'd probably have a blue Ideya and a white one so running on the 'one level per Ideya not counting red Ideya up to a max of three' that leaves me with two.)

The mall is a complex that seems to go on forever, varying from about three to five floors, sometimes more with a very high ceiling. There's at least one really cool water fountain and a bunch of stores. It's not based off of any one mall in particular but has the vibes of about three different malls I used to go to frequently/went enough to know roughly what's there I've been to plus a lot extra. The stores connect in completely illogical ways and there's a store for about everything. The only ones I can really think of that stick out are the jewelry/shiny objects store that somehow goes on for two floors, the scale broken store that vibes roundabout a JcPenny's/Bed Bath and Beyond/similar department stores. Let's call the underground section as connected. It vibes with the energy of a Japanese market side street with lower ceilings and a general vibe. But I remember having a dream with a really rad buffet. Chinese buffet level stuff but with way weirder foods (blueberry syrup tea comes to mind along with ice cream shaped into roses). This would probably be the white Ideya aligned Nightopia.

The hotel is a mix of a giant indoor pool/water park complex and an outdoor one that may or may not have a zoo attached to it? I vaguely remember a dream where loose zoo animals were a theme. But yeah, giant water park, huge slides all over the place and lots of pools. It has an arcade in the basement. Of the two, this one works better for an actual Nightopia if we're talking in terms of level design before more space to fly around it. One of the hot tubs is super deep and has the stained glass motifs from the Stations of Awakening from Kingdom Hearts. Generally a cool place to vibe. Blue Ideya associated because water motif.

Nightmaren-wise? Spiders, definitely spiders. Not canon to the games but I've got arachnophobia for those to be a thing. Aside from that uh. Not really sure? I don't really have a ton of phobias that make for good specific Nightmaren. Maybe the scorpion ones because arachnids are kinda freaky. Maybe moths. The water park would probably have the slightly freakier fish-based Nightmaren. Maybe some Shleep and Kircle for the hotel for obstacles in the outdoor section. Zero idea for boss Nightmaren, I'd probably have to make original ones and I don't have the brainpower for that right now lol.

I guess I gotta actually give these things names because of the games uhhhhh.

Let's go with Shining Mall (since the ceilings are all arched glass and the overall vibes are VERY bright) and Hydro Hotel. Level titles of ~The Infinite~ and ~The Vacation~ respectively.

[lyomeii]

me, you and him

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ warnings: yandere themes, death, spoilers from the entire manhwa, manipulation, reader is implied to be taller than jiwon, someone drug the reader in the first timeline and much more.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥Hello may I request a yandere kang jiwon x reader (romantic) where reader was a childhood friend of jiwon and reader is the one always saved from bullies but she died from a accident( sumin poisoned reader) and when jiwon recairneted she decided to save reader while saving reader she fell in love(read obsessed) with reader! Bonus yandere yoo jihyuk who is obsessed with reader from high school Have a great day!^^

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ a/n: first request for marry my husband!!!!! 100% excited when writing it and i did have my fun while finished. hope u guys like it too.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ jiwon remembers how her young days were quite full of problems. mother left her and father to another man, dad work twice as hard and soomin, someone who she thought to be a friend, betrayed her and killed her with her husband.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ a life as bad like that was definitely one the main reason why she came back to the past, jiwon has to fixed everything and of course, to save the only person that was truly at her side, you.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ someone at school who grow up next to her and soomin, yet you only care about her than everyone else. gifting her little presents almost everyday, giving your jacket during rain and cold weather. those sweet moments passed unnoticed by jiwon, how stupid she was to not choose you? why she ended with min hwan instead?

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ those sweet moments she spend with you were unique, she introduced you to her work team and you befriend many of them quickly, even her supervisor, jihyuk seems to like you, he smiled seeing you! he never smiled to anyone. yet there was someone who didn’t like that at all.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ soomin hated the fact she never got your attention, you always prefer jiwon over her! and if she and min hwan wanted to become rich with jiwon’s money, then she have to dispose you faster as possible.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ one day, soomin called you over to the office, saying that jiwon wants to drink the coffee from your coffee shop and as expected, you got almost immediately to the office with a few coffee cups in hand. there, soomin put a drug on your drink while you distribute the others for everyone else.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ there was no effect immediately, she isn’t that dumb to make a mistake like that. you began feeling ill after your parents take a visit to met the coworkers of yours, baek eun-ho. they loved the boy so much and were glad to someone like him help you around, all of them looked so proud of you for having a business that none of them saw your pale face immediately.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ as your body fall over the ground, eun-no called the emergency, but it was too late. you died there and everyone you knew attended the funeral of yours. your parents were devastated about your death, they cried the entire day as jiwon hugged them and tried her best to console them.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ she thought to be a tragic event, but during her final moments of living originally, jiwon heard soomin’s whispering how pleasuring was to poisoning you with that drink. “ poor [name]. always had your side and yet, you fail to see how I ended their life with a drop of poison~”

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ when she comes back ten years in the past, jiwon has the plan to end her relationship with min hwan, expose soomin and save you. she can’t do the same mistake again, she needs you at her side and was a fool to not see how precious you are to her.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ as her plan goes on, jiwon hits on you. she takes you out to many places, such malls, bakery shores and art galleries. her hazel eyes enjoy watching you smile when you experience something new, those are moments she wants to keep in heart forever.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ the office knows how important you are to jiwon, some think that the two of you are dating and she doesn’t correct them, after all, she broken up with her cheating husband and has someone like you at her side, so everyone see the two of you as a perfect couple, well almost everyone.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ jihyuk is the only one who knows the true. he came back in time too and has knowledge that you died years later by poisoning, he attended you funereal and cries over your death.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ you don’t remember him, maybe by the fact he was older and in another class, yet you were know by the entire school. everyone knew you as sunshine back then, someone who was willing to help anytime, a smile on your face and by the many times you share your delicious food with everyone who asked.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ the day you gave him a piece of cake was the day his heart beat faster. jihyuk wanted to talk with after it, but seeing you between jiwon and soomin made him being more careful. he knew that both women had feelings for you, however your attention was solely focus on the first one.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ when you died, jihyuk hold back his tears during the funeral and kept himself in the cold manner everyone always saw him. he couldn’t believe, how someone like you could die in a cruel way? he hadn’t no proof, but felt that soomin and min hwan had something do with your death.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ when he came back in time, jihyuk saw another chance to make you his and not let you die either. he become quite closer to you, visiting your coffee shop to talk about everything that came in his mind and surprisingly, you remembered him from high school.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ “ oh wait! i remember you. you were the boy who loved eating my homemade cakes and sweeties!”

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ he wanted to disappear that moment, but when you gift him a piece of cake with a smile on the face, jihyuk eat it and his cheek went red. he didn’t manage to hide it, become a little joke of your.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ did he actually mind it? no. but seeing how much your attitude become when joking about the little blush of his cheeks makes his day, not to mention the moments he manages to hold your hand for mere seconds. jihyuk can’t wait to feel your touch again.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ yet he is no fool to know that jiwon is after you too. her eyes become lively whatever you are next to her, he heard the many rumors that you began dating her after the broke up from her former fiancé. when asked why you don’t correct anyone about the rumor, you just brush off, saying that everyone always speaks about it, but know that jiwon is only a friend of yours.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ that’s mean he still has a chance to make him yours. jihyuk isn’t letting her having you, he knows how much important you are to jiwon, however he can’t lose you again. someone or something gave him another chance to fix it and this time, he won’t let you go no matter how, especially with jiwon, he won’t let her have you.

@lyomeii stuff || don’t repost

[ohisms]

↪     𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑾𝑶𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹 .    (  a  series  of  sentence  starters  from  season  5  of  syfy’s  “ warehouse 13 ” .  adjust  phrasing  as  necessary . )

nothing to worry about on this end .

keep me posted .

i’ve got another idea .

wait ,  wait ,  wait . . .

i’m not a total idiot .

look ,  [ name ] ,  that’s not what matters right now .

drive .  okay ?  just . . . drive fast .

of all the illegal things i’ve done ,  this is probably the least illegal .

we are not talking about that !

are you kidding me ?!

i’m gonna need another pair of hands .

i’ve got a plan i’m absolutely certain will work .

not cool !  not cool !

oh my god ,  what a great idea ,  [ name ] !  wish i’d thought of that !

i’ll explain later .

[ name ] , what just happened ?

i want him dead .

i just think we should make an informed decision .

heartbreaking ,  isn’t it ?  when someone you loved and thought you knew turns out to be someone else ?

the question is ;  are you with me ,  or are you against me ?

hey !  what’d you do that for ?

there goes our element of surprise .

you have no idea what you’re giving up .

so ,  sue me .  i didn’t want you to die .

stop staring at me !

this way i can keep an eye on you .

patience ,  and all will be revealed .

follow my instructions for a change .

are you busy tonight ?

i will cut you .

now if you’ll excuse me , i have to get ready .

do you want to tell me the truth , this time ?

i don’t need you to protect me .

should i ignore the fact that that sounds insane ?

you’re lying , it makes no sense .

i haven’t hurt anyone .

there’s no way i’m leaving you like this .

you have been lying to me .

i haven’t forgotten about  [ name ] .

a little bit dramatic ,  don’t you think ?

okay ,  your life is worse .  congrats .

there’s no need to close that door forever .

can we stop talking about this and just get back to work ?

how about we just start with this ?

hopefully you’ll understand why i did what i did .

i told you i’d be back .

despite everything [ name ] told you ,  you’re here anyways .

life is shorter than you ever think .

i think a little danger is worth it ,  don’t you ?

please note that i didn’t say anything about how dangerous that would be .

you take one hand ,  i’ll take the other ?

what’s so important ?

i’m not blaming you ,  i just wanna know what happened .

i don’t understand .  where am i ?

listen ,  there was -   there was a car accident .

no way ,  come on .  i don’t believe you .

we’re gonna talk everything through from the very beginning .

i have the feeling this is gonna take awhile .

don’t worry about it .  i’ll take care of  [ name ] .

i didn’t have very much when i came here ,  so i guess i’m kind of trying to make up for that .

the internet’s still around ?

i gotta say ,  i’m really hating this .  i just ,  nothing feels real .

i’m just gonna wake up and be me again .

this cannot be my life !

please stop saying it’s gonna be alright because it’s not !

i was in a mental institution .

not to outdo you ,  but crazy girl carries a lot more stigma .

my strongest memories of you have to do with that guitar .

oh ,  boo - hoo ,  what .  is .  the .  plan ?

did you not hear me say very ,  very carefully ?!

this place is about as secure as a kiosk at the mall .

do not snap at me ,  okay ?

do you have any enemies ?  anyone who might want to hurt you ?

am i doing all these things with my mind ?!

i haven’t cursed anyone in years .

weren’t you nervous to play in front of people ?

let’s just say i’m addicted to more than just coffee .

would you play for me ?

since you missed the concert ,  i thought we could have one of our own .

my keen sense of perception is giving me the impression that you are upset .

don’t partonize me ,  [ name ] .

look ,  why don’t we just quietly work together ?

it was an accident ,  i didn’t mean for anyone to get hurt .

i didn’t know it was gonna be dangerous .

no one’s gonna die !  okay ?  we’re gonna fix this .

have you seen him ?  i mean ,  really looked at him ?

when you really love someone ,  you want them to be happy .  even if it isn’t with you .

talking down to me does not help !

i’m not talking down to you ,  i’m just talking you DOWN  ...  there’s a difference .

it’s this place ,  it’s a thousand things !

you SHOT me ?!

with clear eyes  ...  and a full heart ,  you can’t lose .

will you tell me everything that happened while i was sleeping ?

i’m so sorry ,  i know i should’ve told you sooner .

i remember ,  now .  i remember everything .

i’m not gonna let you go back to that .

you’ve tried everything ,  haven’t you ?

if i only get one day ,  i am so ,  so glad i got this one .

i’m counting on you to fix all of this .

i’ll find a way .  i promise .

what answer will make you stop asking ?

relax ,  i’m not here for you .

that’s why you’re yelling like your hair’s on fire ?

i hate being friends with you .

i want to punch things .

i’m on the verge of a major breakthrough !

fine ,  i’ll go .  this better be snappy .

i called the police ,  they said i had to wait 24 hours .

[reallyromealone]

Beach day

Bonten Mikey x son reader

(name) smiled as he looked out the window of the armored BMW from his car seat, the ocean just off the highway made the three year old marvel.

It was so big!

It looked like it went on forever!

When (name) was born Mikey had bought a private beach in Okinawa for the boy to have fun and because it gave the men a chance to decompress from their stressful jobs a bit.

Kokonoi had gotten the toddler Gucci swim trunks but sadly the little boy was far more interested in the (cartoon) trunks he saw when Rindo took him to the mall to get Ran a birthday gift.

But the happy expression the boy had was well worth it.

They eventually made it to the private beach and (name) let his papa lather him in sunscreen and put a little sun hat on his head with little fuss, more wanting to go play in the water with his uncle's.

On the island there was a large beach home with nine rooms, one for each member but Mikey knew that (name) would want to stay with him as it was an unknown environment.

Ran and Rindou already blew up the toddlers water wings and Mikey put them on along with his little life vest and eventually with slight reluctantly Mikey freed his little boy and watched him waddle off to the ocean, pausing a few feet away.

Frozen.

(Name) looked at the water stressfully, it was far bigger up close and he couldn't see the bottom like the pool at home.

Mikey had noticed this and took off his shirt, leaving him in his swim trunks and wandered towards his kid and crouched beside him.

"What's wrong?" Mikey asked softly by his son's face who turned and hugged him, whining and trying to get away from the water "it's not gonna hurt you bud, you see these water wings you got on? They keep you extra floaty along with the vest" Mikey explained and the bonten men watched the cogs turn in the kids head.

Shaking his head he mumbled "scary..."

"How about papa goes in with you? I can even carry you if you like" Mikey offered and watched his son consider it before raising his chubby little arms to his dad, the others cooing at the boys precious behaviour and watched as Mikey lifted him up and slowly carried him towards the water.

"Don't worry, papa won't let anything get you"

Mikey slowly made it deeper into the water and watched his son's reactions carefully as he began to get waist deep, the toddlers little legs in the cool ocean water "see bud not bad, can papa lower you in?" Mikey asked softly and (name) nodded slowly and let his dad put him into the water but holding onto the toddlers life vest straps as to not let him get carried by the waves.

"Look at you (name)!" Ran yelled out and clapped as the other men cheered the little boy on as (name) grew more confident in the water and moved his feet like the swim teacher that came every weekend taught him.

Eventually (name) began having fun in the water with his dad and the men enjoyed their day at the beach, (name) eventually getting out with his papa for lunch time.

Bontens chefs prepared foods fit for the beach and easy to eat, finger foods to be specific.

Little (name) chowing down on a sandwich with the promise of some wonderful Taiyaki after, Mikey sadly having to follow suit to set a good example for his kid.

Kaku had gotten (name) a sandcastle bucket set and boy howdy.

Was (name) excited as shit.

"Can we build a castle papa?!" (Name) asked practically bouncing, mood lifted after this dad said he can't swim after eating (fun fact you don't get cramps swimming after eating, you're just more likely to throw up) and who was Mikey to say no?

And that's how the five of the bonten men began making Bonten castle.

Takeomi, Koko and Mochi sitting on some lounge chairs watching or reading a book.

(Name) went around collecting shells for the decoration aspect of the castle and gasped when he saw a shell move.

Ran looked beside him and hummed "oh look, a hermit crab" he said absentmindedly and (name) looked at the crab starstruck "Whoa..." The little boy absolutely smitten with the funky litle crab minding it's business "let's leave him alone bud, he's got places to be too" ran said softly and urging the child away, he didn't really care about the crab but didn't need (name) getting pinched.

"Ok uncle ran! By Mr crab!" (Name) waved happily before taking his little bucket filled with shells and pretty rocks and running back to his dad and other uncle's, stopping by uncle coco to give him a real neat thing he found.

It was someones engagement ring washed ashore.

"Look uncle Koko! A pretty ring!" (Name) said excitedly and the men looked at what the boy had and Koko accepted the ring and ushered the child to go play with the others while him and uncle 'omi went to go make sure dinner was ready.

They were actually going to go figure out why someone's god damn thing was on their beach.

And tighten security around the area more.

(Name) showed off his cool shells to his dad and the men helped him decorate, the castle looking pretty nice by the toddlers standards.

"Are you the king of the castle (name)?" Rindou asked amused and (name) shook his head "no papa is!" And Mikey smiled softly at that and (name) continued "and Zuzu is the queen because he's papas helper! The queen always helps the king!"

Mikey looked less than thrilled as sanzu felt every positive emotion go through him at once while the other three couldn't stop laughing.

(Name) didn't know what was going on but he stood by his words.

Eventually it was dinner, little (name) tired and sitting in a boosted chair beside his papa, eating slowly and trying to stay awake but soon falling asleep at the table.

Mikey smiled softly and the men took pictures of this absolute tooth rotting cuteness and Mikey lifted the boy up and carried him off.

Giving the out cold boy a bath was both very easy and hard at the same time but it had to be done, don't need salt water ruining the boys hair and skin after all.

Drying the boy and putting a pull up he finally changed him into his sleep clothes, simple (cartoon) pajamas.

Tucked in and night light plugged in, Mikey kissed his son's forehead before making sure all the doors were locked and room secured.

Didn't need anything happening to his boy.

Leaving he gave one last look before going back to the other men, happy his son had a good day at the beach.

[gvfleetwood]

An Early Christmas Gift

Josh Kiszka x fem reader

I wrote this last night after editing Anyone just as a cute little stand alone thing so enjoy!

Mention of sex, reader being tied up/restrained MINORS DNI

“Wait you like that?”

You over at Joshua lying beside you and nod. “Yeah I mean I’d love to try that,” he’s silent now, biting his lower lip and just looking at you. You can try to read his eyes all you want but you still can’t seem to tell what he’s thinking.

“I’m sorry It’s just- I’ve never thought about doing it that way, you know tying you up. Me being the dominant one…” Joshua shrugs and you just giggle at how flustered this makes him, and lean back into the mattress. “Josh, we don’t have to do it I mean it’s definitely something I’m open to but it’s not a big deal.”

He doesn’t say another word about it, he only pulls you into his arms and presses his face into your shoulder before you drift off into sleep.

It isn’t until about a week later, Joshua goes along with Daniel to the mall to pick up some Christmas gifts when they pass by a sex shop. Josh doesn’t even look at the name of the shop, just stops in front of the open door and stares at the back wall covered in artificial body parts and different shaped leather garments.

Josh is by no means vanilla, in fact he loves letting you take control, ride him, and make him whine but this is something completely foreign to him.

He’s never really been very dominant in bed, always enjoying how sexy and ethereal a woman in the throws of ecstasy is but this opens a new door for him.

“Josh? You okay?” Daniel looks between one of his best friends and the inside of the sex shop. “Are you gonna go in there?” He asks casually and Josh shrugs and swallows hard. “I dunno if I should I mean-“ he’s silent for a while trying to come up with an excuse as to why he should (or shouldn’t) walk in there.

“Well hey, it can’t hurt to take a look right?” Daniel nudges his friend and walks past Joshua into the sex shop.

For you. It’s all for you. He takes a deep breath and. Follows his best friend into the shop like a lost puppy, too afraid to be separated and risk seeing something that might ruin him forever.

“Hey guys! Welcome in, but before you shop around can I look at your guys’ ID’s?” The kid behind the counter calls out and Daniel smiles, walking right up and pulling out his ID. Josh stumbles behind and does the same.

“Do you two need help finding anything?” Daniel shrugs nonchalantly and looks over at Joshua, amused at his friend’s anxious aura. “I’m just looking but I think Josh here might have something specific in mind,” Danny says and elbows Josh who shrugs. “Uh yeah…” he looks between Daniel and the kid behind the counter and a look of realization crosses Danny’s features. “Oh! Yeah I’ll go look around while you Uh… talk,” Daniel saunters off in the direction of the edible panties and chuckles under his breath. As soon as Daniel’s out of earshot, Josh leans forward.

“My girlfriend she… she recently expressed to me that she may enjoy being tied up,” Josh nearly choked on his own saliva while saying it and he looks over his shoulders to make sure nobody can overhear him. The employee chuckles and nods. “Oh dude, that’s no big deal, we’ve got all kinds of ropes, collars, harnesses, and handcuffs, let me lead you over there,” he says and Josh follows the kid whose name tag says Zack towards the aisle at the other end of the store. “Is it your guys’ first time trying this?” He asks and Josh nods. “You may want to just start with handcuffs, these fuzzy ones are good because they won’t scratch up her wrists…” the image of your wrists in the pink fuzzy handcuffs that Zack hands him makes Josh feel dizzy all of a sudden.

“And if you want to go a step further, this rope is actually meant for skin,” he pulls out a wad of soft rope and hands that to Joshua as well. “It’s not that itchy abrasive shit, it’s better and it’s thick so it will be easy and quick to untie,” he says and Josh nods along, head fuzzy with all these images of you tied up in his bed.

Poor Joshua can feel his pants tightening but he pretends to ignore it as Zack continues on. “Anything else you’re thinking about getting?” He asks and Joshua’s eyes narrow on a pair of tiny pink thimble shaped plastic pieces in a clear plastic package.

“Nipple clamps?”

Zack nods. “Yeah these are beginner ones, they’re gentle but they use suction to stimulate the nipples,” he explains and Josh grabs them without a second thought. “Okay, I think I’ll get these too and that’s all,” Josh says and Zack leads him back over to the counter and checks him out. “So Christmas gift?” Zack asks as he places each item in a discreet, brown paper bag. “Yeah something like that, she deserves it she’s too sweet for me,” Josh says and Zack nods and hands him the bag. “Well, here you go, man. Good luck with those,” Joshua chuckles and nods. “Thank you,” as soon as he walks out, he sees Daniel with a brown paper bag as well. “Looks like we’ll both be lucky then?” Danny says and chuckles and Josh nods.

Josh thankfully gets home before you’re home from work and he hides the paper bag in his music room in one of the desk drawers before starting to cook you dinner.

Another week later and he decides he can no longer wait until Christmas. It’s been a week since Joshua has touched you, a week since you’ve felt him and it’s killing you, he’s turned down every single advance for a week.

It’s. So unusual for that man to ever stop thinking about sex so for you it’s one of two things 1, He’s hiding something from you, something that makes him feel guilty enough to turn down sex or 2, He’s about to break up with you.

Either way it’s not good so you decide to sit him down and get it over with.

“Joshua, I just want to talk about something, we haven’t had sex in a week and I know a week isn’t that long for most people but for us, it’s an eternity,” Josh nods, reaching out and holding your hands. “Please don’t think I don’t want to it’s just- This is going to sound dumb,” I shake my head. “Please it’s killing me to not know,” I say and he nods in defeat. “Well, mama I bought you something for Christmas and I was going to wait until then for us to use it but I suppose it can’t wait,” Josh gets up and leaves the living room and you remain seated and confused.

Are you supposed to follow him?

You remain seated anxiously until he comes back only seconds later with a brown paper bag. “Open it,” he hands It to you and you look inside to see the rope, pink fuzzy hand cuffs and nipple clamps.

“Woah this is not what I was expecting,” you say with a chuckle and pull all of them out. “Is this about what I said a couple weeks ago?” He nods and you feel yourself nearly burst at how cute he is. “You really want to try this with me?” Joshua nods eagerly. “I want to at least try it and see how it feels. Plus, ever since I bought this stuff I’ve been thinking about it nonstop and it’s beginning to drive me mad,” he says and you giggle. “Oh yeah?”

Joshua slowly nods and leans forward capturing your lips with his.

[constellaj]

How would u rewrite Sidney Pointdexter? What ep would u come up with for him?

thanks partner in crime @crystalfloe for helping me develop my ideas. as always.

anyway sidney is a redditor and you should hate his guts. here is my samlina episode

danny + sam + tucker are at the mall and theyre making fun of the overly feminine advertisements. tucker sees a line of black lipstick and is like "hey sam this is kind of your color" but before sam says anything danny jsut goes "PSH shes not a GIRLY GIRL, tuck, she doesnt want any lipstick" and sam goes "hahahaha. yeaahhhh". paulina + co are at the same store and the group turns to making fun of paulina for buying out all the makeup in the entire mall. paulina makes fun of sam for being unable to dress herself and being unpopular

tucker + danny head out of town to an academathlete conference -- tucker to compete, danny because jazz is going to the same one and he wants to keep an eye on her (seperate episode premise) -- leaving sam as the "sole protector" of amity park. insert "do you think you can handle it?" [looks over at paulina twirling in a pink dress] "please. i'm more focused than SOME girls."

sam spends most of the week performing mean spirited pranks against paulina. eventually lancer receives an anonymous tip (read: from paulina) about what sams done to her own locker (black spray paint, spiders, etc) and she gets relocated to a new locker while the school fixes the damages.

sidney is haunting the locker, and sam ends up releasing him - but instead of trying to take over her body or anything, the two end up bonding over how much they hate popular kids. sidney apparently used to want to woo this popular girl in his class (her name is barbara), but she essentially spat in his face and mocked him for being such an unpopular loser.

so sam + sid team up to absolutely ruin the popular kids lives and this turns into a violent and destructive prank war. it ends up that the severe property damages land both paulina and sam in saturday detention, where they will be forced to clean the school top to bottom, all on their own.

well, school's haunted. the power goes out and sam + paulina have to work together to figure out how to turn it back on, while the school continues to fall apart around them.

turns out paulina can do backflips and took an electrical engineering summer camp and is actually pretty competent, which blows sam for a loop bc she thought that pink dress girly girls were all pathetic, but THIS pink dress girly girl can also do hypermasculine things, so her respect for paulina grows (but in the wrong direction)

sam recognizes some of the "hauntings" as sidneys pranks and they go to confront him, where hes like. hahahahhahaha you all fell for my elaborate scheme or something. and then hes like sam look i can trap all the popular kids in the mirror dimension and we can be free of those assholes forever but sams had a character grwoth by now and is like "dude thats murder." so they both get trapped. and sidney smashes the mirror.

they think theyre stuck there forever so while theyre trapped there they have a heartfelt talk where sam is like. paulina... i thought u were stupid and girly.... but actually youre very smart and kick ass. youre Not Like Other Girls. and paulina is just like yo what the fuck? is that your criteria for me being a good person is how much i act like you?

anyway barb is also in there. paulina is the only one who can get her to talk bc barb is like. this sam character is rly mean and misogynistic i will only respect a fellow queen. we learn that sidney was never actually a pathetic bullied nerd but in fact he was an asshole who thought he was better than everyone else because he was smart and read books and everyone else was an idiot who liked fashion.

ah, parallels

also from barb we learn that you should be able to escape from any other mirror and sam + paulina remember that paulina has a compact makeup mirror in her locker so it ends up literally being paulinas girliness that saves the day. then they kick sidneys incel ass and throw him in the garbage forever

when danny + tucker get back sam has had a bit of a makeover and yes shes wearing black lipstick bc she went on a shopping trip w paulina. the end

if you want lore; the reason sidney + a bunch of kids are trapped in a mirror dimension is bc amity park (and casper high) were being threatened by a ghost invasion, and sidney invented multidimensional travel in order to save everyone. hes very pissy that people dont regard him as a hero for trapping them in grayscale land. this also foreshadows a later episode where casper high does in fact get destroyed

[bajibitch]

How would they treat you quiz: Nahoya

Someone asked how I think he would be in general and the answer varies.

Warnings: abuse, toxic, yandere

When the two of you are arguing and he realizes it was a misunderstanding on his part, he’ll put his pride aside and apologize. Would your reaction be to:

A. say you need some time to think or accept the apology

B. say the last thing that came to your mind when you were arguing

He's telling you about his past and it's clear that he's upset with how things were. Would your reaction be to:

A. let him vent and show your support by comforting him

B. tell him you don't feel like hearing something sad

He's laughing at a joke that he came across and you ask him to share it but it turns out to be corny. Would your reaction be to:

A. make light fun of the fact that a weak joke has him holding his stomach

B. visibly show that you're unamused and say it wasn't that funny

You're watching a show together and the two of you have different theories on how the show will end. Would your reaction be to:

A. listen to him and try and see it from his perspective

B. listen to him and call out why his reasons wouldn't make sense

When he was at the mall, he forgot what you asked for and his phone wasn't on him so he got you a variety of other gifts. Would your reaction be to:

A. accept the gifts and remind him that things happen

B. accept the gifts and remind him that you only wanted the thing you asked for

For some reason he keeps throwing up and he feels bad. When he's cleaned his face and lays down next to would your reaction be to:

A. Ask him if he's okay and be there for him as well as you can

B. Ask him if he's okay and tell him you don't want to get sick so he should be careful not to spread germs

You’ve been calling his name for a minute and he hasn't responded so you go to him and see that he's sleeping. Would your reaction be to:

A. let him sleep and tell him what you wanted after he wakes up

B. wake him up and tell him what you needed him for

Baji’s throwing a party and he wants to wear matching colors with you because he thinks it’ll be cute. Would your reaction be to:

A. wear the clothes he picked out for you, it’s your style and it matches him

B. wear the clothes you already had picked out, sure his outfit was your style but you wanted to stand out

He comes home late for the third time this week and when you ask what he's been doing he tells you he was with his friends and even has on his gang uniform. Would your reaction be to:

A. tell him that you suspected he was being unfaithful so he can reassure you there's no one else

B. tell him that you suspected he was being unfaithful and start going through his thing when he isn't around even though he assured you there was no one else

You were with your friend that he doesn't like and when you walk into the house you see him watching tv, he casually asks what you were doing. Would your reaction be to:

A. Tell him about the day you had with your friend

B. Tell him about the day you had but replace your friend's name with someone he likes

If you chose mostly A:

He treats you like the love of his life. He never wants the relationship to end so he's considerate about your feelings and makes compromises when it's needed. When people see both of you out they can feel how strong your love is for one another and hope to find someone of their own.

If yours was half:

The relationship is alright but he wouldn't be too upset if it ended because he's still debating if he likes you. You have your good moments but when things get bad it feels like it goes on forever. When people see both of you they wait to see how guys act towards one another before asking how things have been. One minute the two of you are inseparable and the next minute the two of you are screaming in each other's face.

If chose mostly B:

You're his toy that he plays with when he’s bored. You never have a moment of relief as long as he’s around. He works overtime to shatter your confidence and break you down to the point where you’re acting like his obedient pet because by then you realize that without him you’re nothing and have no one because you don't deserve to be treated well. He doesn't care who's around he treats you the same, so the others try not to make eye contact with you because you got harmed the last time you asked them for help.

[applesooyoung]

Enhypen: Having a taller S/O

Genre: Fluff | Slight Crack | Reaction Warnings: Weird wordings by yours truly ;) and sum mild swearing oh and slight use of pet names A/N: I didn't think of this thoroughly I'm so sorry!! This might be slightly repetitive but who cares, stan Enha *Btw it's gender-neutral this time~*

A/N #2: Holy expired coupons, these boys are tall- (and yes this was written from a POV of a 6'0 19 year old, THEY ARE STILL TALL TO ME)

Heeseung!

(can we just appreciate heesung's bare face? 😭)

To be honest, Heesung's pretty chill with you being tall like he's already tall and the fact that you're taller than him just makes him melt into a puddle.

"Y/N, I always forget that you're taller than me" then he proceeds to quietly giggle as you stare at him confused

Jay!

Ok so Jay would be just like Heesung but he was actually intimidated by your height and a bit insecure when you two started dating but as time goes on, he gets more comfortable living with your towering height. (And just like Heesung, he frequently forgets that you're taller than him)

"Hey Y/N-" bump "Another day, Jay, another typical day" you then proceed to laugh and caress your boyfriend's hair as he is still buried in your chest, giggling at himself.

Jake!

👏Jake👏 is 👏 a 👏 supportive👏 boyfriend👏 (all of them are, this boy is just on a different astronomical level) He loves you so so so so much that this little Aussie boy would do crazy things so he can't just tell but show to the people how much he loves you like literally putting up a billboard at a highway with your face on it that says "You can't get a s/o this tall can't you?" And he would also laugh at you whenever you pass that highway with your face because you get shy when people refer to you as the "Tall Billboard S/O"

"Coming through the Y/n highway~," he sing-song said then he makes a car sound "You on thin ice Jake, thin.freaking.ice" he chuckles at your words

Sunghoon!

He gets so mushy and shy about it like you could just simply have a walk at the mall with him and out of nowhere, he would start smiling, and then, he would suddenly turn into a vivid shade of red. Please don't hold his hands in public;; you call it PDA, he calls it emotional abuse. please, please, PLEASE don't do that! He wouldn't just melt but might as well evaporate into thin air.

"Y/n don't do that here!" he whispered to you, trying to get your grip out of him "Do what, Hoon?" you teased by gripping his hands tighter "Don't hold my hand in public, my palms are crying- stoppp" he nervously chuckles as he is still trying his best to take your hold away from him

Sunoo!

He's definitely a tsundere, you can't make me think otherwise and with this aside, he developed a love-hate relationship with your height. He would hate it because he can't sometimes reach you or just simply hates the fact that you're taller than him meaning, you might make fun of his height. But there are some times when he would love your height because he uses it as an advantage to his co-members; he once brought you to their dorm because he was having an argument with Niki on who is going to sleep at the top bunk, solely for the purpose of blackmailing Niki.

"Sunoo, why am I at your dorm?" "Y/n, tell Niki I'm sleeping at the top bunk" "Tell him what- is that the reason why you bought me here?" "Sorry hyung, but blackmailing me won't work"

Jungwon!

He's just like Jake! (minus the crazy stuff, ofc) He's more grounded and calm but he loves you like crazy. He was in literal awe when he first knew that you are whopping tall and he still is. He just enjoys hugging your legs and looking up when talking to you, those small things could really make his day

"I wish I could just stay like this forever," he said while hugging your legs "Jungwon, let go! I need to work, angel"

Niki!

He was a bit confused at the start of your relationship and he still is. He would frequently ask questions like "How did you get so tall?" "Is anyone else in your family that tall?" "Do you take any supplements?" "Do you play any sports?" "How many times a day do you exercise?" and many others. He asks so many questions that he sounds like he belongs in an interrogation room... You sometimes think it's borderline psychotic but sometimes it's kinda cute ykwim?

"Are you aware that you are tall?" "Niki, please, that is the 3rd time you asked that question this day"

[nightsidewrestling]

D.U.D.E Part 21 - Atomic Dog (Set in 2021)

Note: This is set in a universe where Men VS Women / Intergender matches can happen.

Chapter 1: here Chapter 2: here Chapter 3: here Chapter 4: here Chapter 5: here Chapter 6: here Chapter 7: here Chapter 8: here Chapter 9: here Chapter 10: here Chapter 11: here Chapter 12: here Chapter 13: here Chapter 14: here Chapter 15: here Chapter 16: here Chapter 17: here Chapter 18: here Chapter 19: here Chapter 20: here

Tags: @piratewithvigor @tantamount-treason @thedollmaker16 @janetreader

Around 2000 Words. 18+ in places (those chapters will be marked as ‘Mature / sexual content’ just to be safe). Please inform me if you wish to be tagged or untagged from posts. If the text is in italics and orange it’s Kirby’s inner monologue. If the text is coloured but not in italics, it’s either dialogue or a P.O.V change (P.O.V changes will be in bold and translated dialogue will appear in square [ ] brackets), Key below. Quick note on Geia’s text colour: Yes I do know that as Greed she should be in yellow but I decided to colour the men’s dialogue yellow so Geia was changed to be pink like the other women in the story outside of the main 8.

The Main 8: Damo - Bio. Vi - Bio. Billie - Bio. Geia - Bio. Kirby - Bio. Honey - Bio. Eli - Bio. Sara - Bio.

Kirby's P.O.V:

Kirby smiles softly at Renee before she starts to sing again, closing her eyes and focusing on the song, “I don’t want clever conversation, I never want to work that hard. I just want someone that I can talk to, I want you just the way you are.”

Eddie wipes a tear from Kirby’s cheek, she can only tell it’s him due to the way his hands feel against her skin, rough yet gentle.

“I need to know that you will always be, the same old someone that I knew. Oh, but what will it take ‘till you believe in me, the way that I believe in you?”

Eddie’s grip on her waist tightens a little, Kirby opens her eyes for a moment, getting a look at her twin sons actively listening to her before she closes her eyes again.

“I said I love you, that’s forever, and this I promise from the heart. I couldn’t love you any better, I love you just the way you are.”

Eddie wraps both arms around her tightly and kisses her deeply, when Kirby instinctively goes to cup his face in her hands his skin is slightly wet. The song got to him probably just as much as it got to me.

“You’re okay, Papi.” She whispers, kissing his forehead.

“There is so much I wanna tell you, but I don’t have the words.” He whispers.

“You don’t need words, just actions.”

Eddie nods, making the trip around the mall a relatively quick one, driving the group back to the AirBnB and searching through the rented home for something.

“Pá, what are ya doin’?” Kirby raises an eyebrow in confusion, watching as he goes through the house..

“Seein’ how to set up their sound system so we can play our own music.” Eddie shrugs.

Renee, places Nora in the cot with the twins, standing side-by-side with Kirby as she watches Eddie play with the electronics.

“If you electrocute yourself, I’m not taking you to the hospital.” Mox smirks and shakes his head, happily taking a beer from Marciano and sitting on the couch beside him.

“Shut up.” Eddie grumbles, stepping back and checking the volume of the speakers, not too loud but also not too quiet, “Ma, play whatever music you listen to.”

“You sure?” She murmurs, grabbing her phone.

“Yea, go for it.” He nods.

Kirby connects her phone to the speakers and plays her ‘80s Mix’, the first song, Billy Joel’s ‘Sometimes a Fantasy’, she murmurs the words under her breath, going to get the shopping, Eddie stops her making her sit on his lap. The second song, ‘Weird Science’ by Oingo Boingo’.

“This is just you in song form,” Marciano jokes, “weird, but a scientific fact that people such as yourself exist, Kirby.”

Kirby shakes her head softly as the music changes again, ‘You Give Love A Bad Name’ by Bon Jovi, Eddie pulls her into a rough kiss when he realises what song it is. The boys are taken off guard by the next song, ‘Atomic Dog’ by George Clinton, Kirby turns the sound up slightly and gets up to better enjoy the music.

Kirby closes the curtains and blinds in the room, turning up the dimmer on the main light, just enough, to replicate a nightclub. Luckily for her and Renee the crib is in a separate room, so the kids won’t get in the way of anything spicy. Renee grabs a bag from the trunk of the car, a bag she and Kirby obtained the previous night, special order from Billie, enough lube and condoms to last a month, maybe two. Renee looks at Kirby and they head off to get changed very quickly.

“Well, I’ll be seein’ ya boys.” Marciano says his goodbyes and leaves.

Kirby and Renee return to the room after Jack leaves, both Moxley and Kingston’s jaws drop, Renee in a short black dress, Kirby in a bright orange two-piece set, an off-shoulder sweater top and skirt, both buttoned up.

“'Nothin’ but the dog in ya’.” Kirby sings along.

It takes Eddie hearing the line ‘why must I chase the cat’ to make him stand up and dance with Kirby. He stands up and she turns her back to him, he pulls her towards him by her hips, grinding his groin against her ass and vibing with his wife.

Kirby catches a glimpse of Renee and Moxley, making out on the couch as Moxley looks through the bag of sin.

“Eddie, catch.” Mox chuckles, throwing a box of condoms to Eddie.

“Oh, what else is in there?” Eddie asks, leaving Kirby to look through the bag.

He takes her hand after getting a small collection of items, Kirby switches the playlist, the next song being ‘Too Close’ by Next. Eddie raises an eyebrow as he listens to the music, pulling Kirby onto his lap to let her grind on top of his lap, he goes through the items he has, Oh Jesus, Eddie, I am not using that.

Kirby’s eyes widen as Eddie lets out a low chuckle, he picks up the vibrator, testing out the batteries and looking from the device to Kirby’s skirt, he slides it up and smirks when he sees the lack of underwear, turning the vibrator on to its highest setting and touching it to Kirby’s clit, making her gasp and her hips buck forward.

Kirby grabs Eddie’s wrist and shakes her head as the next song starts playing, ‘Freak Like Me’ by Adina Howard, Eddie seems to get the message when Kirby unbuttons her shirt, no bra underneath to hide her chest. Eddie rushes to undo his jeans, getting his already hardening cock out of his pants, about to forgo a condom and slide into her. Once again Kirby shakes her head, hearing Renee and Mox’s sounds of pleasure from the opposite couch, she takes a condom and slowly slides it onto Eddie’s dick before he takes over.

“I need a roughneck,” Kirby censors herself, “that can satisfy me.” She purrs in Eddie’s ear.

Eddie starts pumping into her, grunting and groaning loudly, making Kirby seem silent in comparison… until he smacks her ass and makes her moan loudly, sending her hips jolting into his. Kirby goes to get up, her mind certain that one of the twins has started crying.

“Ma, whatcha doin’?” Eddie whispers.

“I thought one of the boys started cryin’.” She murmurs.

“No, neither of them did, ya a’ight, stay.”

“But I was certain, Ed-” Kirby gets cut off by Eddie kissing her softly.

“Your mind’s playing tricks on you, like those times you get nightmares. The boys aren’t cryin’, you’re a’ight.”

Kirby snuggles up to her husband, letting him rock her body the way only he knows how, making them both cum at the same time. He carries her to the shower. Jon and Renee soon leave, taking Nora with them.

Kirby attempts to sleep a couple times, it’s fitful and ultimately futile. She looks over at Kingston, peaceful and far gone, the rise and fall of his chest rhythmic and calm. Her heart races in her chest, making her nauseous from anxiety and worry.

“Doll?” Eddie checks on her, his voice raspy and tone hushed, his tanned hand finding her pale wrist, taking her right hand in his left.

“You should go back to sleep.” Kirby whispers, not even looking at him.

“Me, what about you? Doll, you need sleep, you’re a mother now… it’s Damien, isn’t it?”

Kirby’s brain refuses to let her answer.

“Yes, it is Damien,” Eddie chuckles softly, “Ya do realise, not answerin’ me, is the clearest answer ya give me?” He wraps his arms around her waist from behind, kissing the back of her neck and down her spine softly.

“I don’t want him having control over me anymore.” Her emotions betray her attempts to stay calm, her voice wavers as silent tears stream down her face.

Eddie pulls her towards him, keeping a tight grip on her, like she would disappear if he let go. Kirby shifts her position to face him, burying her face in his neck, her body shaking as she sobs.

“I’m not losing you, not again.” Eddie growls protectively.

“Eddie, you won’t lose me, I’m not afraid for me.”

“Then who… no, no, he’s not gettin’ anywhere near our sons, not now, not ever.”

Kirby pulls away slightly, looking into Eddie’s eyes, an unspoken promise that they’ll protect their family, no matter the cost or consequences.

“Our boys, our sons… our little princes, will be perfectly fine, happy and healthy, as long as we stay vigilant with protecting them, after all, you know what Damien’s done to me.” She whispers, clinging to the rosaries around his neck.

“Vigilant, Doll?” Eddie raises an eyebrow.

“Keep careful watch, observant of dangers.” She murmurs, getting a nod of recognition from her husband.

Eddie’s grip tightens on her when the doorbell rings, cursing under his breath when the boys wake up crying.

“You go see who’s at the door, I’ll calm the boys.”

Eddie nods, kissing Kirby deeply. She slaps his hand away when he goes to touch her, still nude, crotch. Both of them get up, Kirby going to look after her sons, Eddie going to check who’s at the door at midnight.

“Oh, mo pháistí [my children], you two look as handsome as your oul fella.” Kirby whispers, kissing both of her sons on the forehead. She sings softly to them as she listens for any trouble with Eddie.

“Kirby!” A voice yells from the front door.

Eddie… no, not Eddie’s voice, too similar to my own in accent. Da? No, he would’ve called in advance. Oh God, which one of my uncles has decided to show up.

She grabs a nightgown from the bedroom and walks to the front door, shaking her head when she sees Eddie body-blocking the doorway into the house.

“Edward, let me see who it is.” She requests, her voice calm as she approaches her husband.

“Some dark skinned motherfucka, probably one of that asshole Mike’s friends.” He snarls, his demeanour softening when he looks at his wife.

“Some dark skinned motherfucka also perfectly describes half my family.” She mumbles, moving her husband out of the way.

She takes in the figure, dark skinned and much larger than her father, not in musculature but in weight.

“Uncle Bran?” She asks, before being pulled into a tight hug.

“Oh, I missed ya lass.”

“Okay, I’m pretty sure my spine just popped.”

The man lets out a deep, hearty chuckle, stepping into the house after Kirby.

“Edward, this is my uncle Bran. Bran Maitiú Uther Rónán Rhydderch, this is my husband Edward Moore.”

“God, you’re so much like your father, travel to a different land and come back married, why don’t ya, lass.” Bran shakes his head softly, pulling his niece into a gentle hug.

“You’re her uncle?” Eddie raises an eyebrow, fascinated by the differences between Kirby and one of her uncles, “But you’re… and she’s… you’re not black?”

“No, just very well tanned.” Bran shrugs.

“You’re darker than me, and I’m half Puerto Rican.” Eddie’s jaw drops slightly.

“Oh, you did marry a Latino, I thought Rhod was joking.”

“Half Latino, Half Celtic. Eddie’s half Irish-American and from New York. Oh, and the less said about the way Uncle Rhod and Uncle Del joke, the better. How’s the family?”

“Your seanmháthair [grandmother] is now a hundred-and-two. The boys are looking to fly out to visit you, so expect him,” Bran gestures to Eddie, “to be surprised again by how the family looks… and all’s well fer now.” He scratches his stubble as he thinks.

Kirby walks up to Eddie, closing his mouth for him and kissing his forehead, “reality is stranger than fiction, yes he is my uncle, yes he is blood related to me, no he is not black.” she whispers, kissing his temple and wrapping her arms around his waist, placing her left hand over his heart, calming her husband.

“Your grandma, I assume, is over a hundred years old?” Eddie whispers, watching as Bran goes to see the twins.

“Yeah, she claims it’s Guinness that’s kept her alive so long.” Kirby chuckles softly as she snuggles up to her husband, feeling him stroke her hair.

“And your Uncle Bran…”

“Tanned, not half black or Latino, just a man who tans easily. He is the darkest out of my uncles, though my uncle Sean gives him a run for his money at times.”

“Sean?” Eddie raises an eyebrow.

“Uinseann, most people shorten it to Sean.”

[aspenmissing]

𝙶𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚜 (𝙿𝚝 𝟷)

This will be wrote differently compared to my other chapters due to the fact that there is no actual, point of view. It's bases from a Camera, so let's see how this goes

==

Harry Spengler and Ed Zeddmore are sitting in easy chairs in front of a fireplace, dressed in formal wear and holding brandy glasses.

"Hello. I am Harry Spengler"

"And I am Ed Zeddmore. Now if you have received this tape, you must be some sort of bigwig network executive. Well, today is your lucky day, mister"

"Because the unsolicited pilot you are about to watch is the bold new future of "reality TV.""

"Mmmm. We know you've had it hard during the crippling writer's strike"

"Lazy fat cats"

"Who needs writers when you've got guys like us?" Harry gestures and reaches for a cheap dimmer switch, dimming the lights down.

"Our team faced horrible horrors to bring you the footage that will change your world forever. So strap in for the scariest hour in the history of television"

"In the history of your life..."

"Strap in for..."

"Ghostfacers!" They say in unison.

At first there was a big, haunted house as the music started, "Ghost...Ghostfacers" It showed a montage of Ed, Harry, Maggie, Spruce and Corbett investigating the house, "We face the ghosts when the others will not. We're Ghost...Ghostfacers. Stay in the kitchen when the kitchen gets hot. Ghost...Ghostfacers" It showed Ed, and his name, "We face the nightmare, we face the dread. Ghost...Ghostfacers" It showed Harry, and his name, "When you trip and fall into the supernatural" It showed Maggie, and her name "We're who you're gonna call. We face them all" It showed Corbett, and his name, "Ghost....Ghostfacers" It showed Sam, and his name. Then it showed Dean, flipping the camera off, blurring his middle finger out and adding his name, "We face the faces, we face the dead" It showed Theo with her arms crossed, giving Ed and Harry a look; adding her name "We're Ghost...Ghostfacers!" It showed Maggie, Ed, Spruce, Harry and Corbett in a driveway of a house with a bunch of suitcases and a van all having the Ghostfacers logo.

==

Harry and Ed exit an AMC Gremlin with Wisconsin license plate, each carrying a metal briefcase with a "Ghostfacers" sticker. Western-Style Music playing.

Ed: [Voice Over] "You know, it can get kind of hard balancing our daytime careers with our night-time missions" It shows a close up of Ed;

Ed Zeddmore

Team Leader

Harry: [Voice Over] "Yeah, but Ed and I pretty much call the shots at the Kinko's where we work, so we can usually pretty much get off by six every night?" It shows a close up of Harry;

Harry Spengler

Team Co-Leader, Demolitions Expert

==

Ed and Harry are sat at a wooden table outside in front of a camera.

"Yeah, six o'clock. It used to be just, you know, you and I taking on the cases -- just Harry and me" Ed says.

"Two lone wolves"

"And two lone wolves need, uh...other wolves"

==

Phase 1: The Homework

Ed and Harry enter the Ghostfacers "Office"

"Morning, 'facers" Ed says.

"Good morning, Ghostfacers"

"It's seven p.m, dude" Spruce says.

"It's morning to a Ghostfacer. Corbett, what do we got, buddy?" Corbett is working nervously on a board.

"Oh, I'm just putting up some of the-" Ed walks to the board.

"Yeah, this has got to go up here. That's got to go here, got to see the whole field. Markers, eraser -- good job"

==

Corbett enters the kitchen of the office, carrying two brown bags.

Alan J. Corbett

Intern, Cook

"I first saw Ed putting up flyers down at the -- the outlet mall in Scogan, so I-I read one, and I thought to myself, "huh. Where do ghosts come from?" And now here I am"

==

Harry was tickling Maggie, making her turn around and hit him on the shoulder.

"Oh, Ow. Ed, your sister's abusing staff" Ed sat down at the table.

"That's adopted sister, thank you very much"

Maggie:[Voice Over] "Ed has been obsessed with the supernatural since we were kids"

==

Maggie is sat in the office alone, working on something; looking up at the camera.

Maggie Zeddmore

Research Team, Adopted

"You know, and then he meets Harry at computer camp...and love at first geek" She continues.

==

The Camera turns to face Spruce.

"Spruce here" Spruce says "What up, playa?" He says in a high pitch voice.

==

Spruce is outside, in a lawn mower cart on a golf field, driving around.

Kenny Spruce

Camera, Licensed Shamanologist, 1/16 Cherokee

"I am 15/16 Jew, 1/16 Cherokee. My grandfather is a mohel, my great-grandfather was a tallis maker, and my great-great-grandfather was a degenerate gambler and a peyote addiction"

==

They're all back in the basement, Ed walks to the board.

"Okay, people. Let's cut this chatter and get on a mission. Okay?" He writes down "Morton house..."

==

Ghostfacers HQ 7:15 pm

Research Briefing

"...One of our bug fish" Ed says, turning to the others "All right, we all know the legend. Every four years, supposedly, this becomes the most haunted place in America" He explains "

"The leap year ghost, some call it. The ghost returns at midnight just as February 29th begins"

"And no one has ever stayed the night, right?" Maggie says.

"Yeah, well, every testimony that we dug up, every eyewitness has cut and run well before midnight"

"Well, that's all about to change, baby" Corbett walks over, giving Ed a cup of coffee.

"Absolutely true, Ed. Absolutely true" Ed took a sip from the coffee.

"Mmm. That's good"

"It's French vanilla, 'cause the other day, you said how much you like it, so..." Corbett trailed off.

"Thank you"

"You are welcome" Corbett walks away and Harry looks at the camera awkwardly.

==

Harry's sat in a car at the driver's seat, looking at the camera.

"I like Corbett. I do. Shows up early, does his job, lot of good hustles out --" Corbett knocks on the window to get Harry's attention and Harry looks to him. Corbett waves as he smiles; giving a thumbs up. Harry looks down and waves back before Corbett walks away. Harry looks back at the camera "I think he's got the hots for Ed, and that could spell trouble for the whole team"

==

Corbett's in the basement, looking at the camera.

"Ed's kind of the more rugged, with that really golden...beautiful sort of beard. Definitely nice. Uh, and Harry's nice"

==

Everyone continues to meet about the Morton House in the garage. Ed's standing at the board, writing things down.

"29th is this Friday, facers" He looks to face the others "We want this mission, we got to move on it now, or else guess what--He's gone for another four years" Suddenly, the garage door starts opening, making the board fall to the ground.

"Oh, watch out!" Maggie says.

"Who is that?" Harry asks. Eddie looks outside to see an elder an in a car.

"Dad! Come on!" He wines.

"Just cut the cameras" Harry says "We don't need that. We don't need this part. We don't --"

==

Phase 2: Infiltration

Now night-time, the Ghostfacers were in uniform of army printed clothing and cameras with flashlights, walking towards the Morton House.

"Stay low" Ed whispers "Follow formation" They continue walking until they get to a fence around the house "Okay, as suspected. A lot of people have tried to break into the Morton house. The local authorities have just gotten fed up"

"Looks like the cops have got this place pretty well fenced off" Ed pulls out a bolt cutter.

"Wait. Didn't you guys get, like, a permit or something?" Maggie asks.

"A permit? That's a good idea for next time"

"Yeah"

"Car!" Spruce whispers.

"Car. Shh, shh! Flashlights off!" They all turn their lights off, ducking into hiding. They listen to the song that plays as the car pulls up.

"Keep totally still" It was the Impala, with Dean, Theo and Sam inside. Theo shines a flashlight out of the window, Sam in the back doing the same before Dean pulls away.

"It's okay. Not cops -- just hicks" Spruce says. Ed uses the bolt cutters to cut the chains around the fence.

"Got it. Oh, right on" He opens the fence and they all run in. That walk to the house and enter.

"Hear that, people? Let's keep it quiet" Ed says.

"There's the kitchen sink" They enter the living room.

"All right, everybody. Ghostfacers, let's line up. Everybody. We'll set up camp right here. This is command centre one"

"We're gonna call this the Eagle's Nest" Fast forward footage of Ghostfacers setting up equipment. Corbett sets up one camera.

"Hallway cam one up and running" He informs. Ed is sat at the laptop; with a walki-talkie.

"Looking good, Corbett"

"Copy that, Ed"

"Uh...uh, you're welcome" Ed replies, awkwardly "All right, Spruce, how are we doing there, buddy?"

"Checking basement camera two, mein fuhrer"

"Maggie, I got no visual on you, Maggie"

"This is Maggie. Do you copy?" She speaks. Her facing coming up on the screen.

"There you are. Hello. Harry, are you alive?"

"Upstairs, Ed. Camera one"

"Looking good. I can smell syndication. All right, fellas. Let's regroup at the Eagle's Nest"

==

Morton House 10:40 PM

Base Camp

Everyone regrouped at base camp. Ed puts a camera with a flashlight onto his head.

"All right, Spengler. Battery check, battery check. Check. Okay"

"Check. Check. Yo, Corbett, dude" Spruce says, aiming his camera at Corbett.

"Lookin' good, Corbett" Harry says.

"You're Robocop"

"R-Robocop? You think I -- you think I look like Robocop?"

"Everybody, bring it in. Bring it in" Ed says. They al stand in a circle "We've all been here before. Standard walk-through" He looks to Maggie and Harry "Team one, West" He looks to Spruce and Corbett "Team Two, east. Spin the tires, light the fires" "He holds his hand forwards "Ghostfacers on three" Everyone put their hand in the middle on top of each other "1,2,3..."

"Ghostfacers!" They say, masking their faces with their hands.

==

Phase 3: Face Time

Morton House 10:51 PM

1st Floor: Team One-Ed &Corbett

Ed and Corbett walk down the empty hall with EMF's.

"Hello!" Ed calls out "I'm speaking to the restless spirits of the Morton house!" They look around the rooms "Hello! My name's Ed" He opens a door and they walk inside "Careful. Watch my back"

"Okay. Okay" They look around the room, finding nothing.

"What's your name?" Ed asks. He looks down at his EMF "3, .29"

"Is there an entity or entities here with us now?" Corbett asks "Can you give us a sign of your presence?"

"You got to breath, buddy" Ed says.

"I can't breathe"

"Corbett, you got to pull it toge-" Ed was cut off by something behind him, making noises making the two turns around.

"Whoa!"

"Corbett, night vision"

"Okay. Okay. Yeah" Corbett turns on the night vision, turning the view of the scene green.

"Calm down, buddy" Ed says "Breath, all right? Calm the whirlwinds of your mind"

==

2nd Floor: Team 2- Harry, Spruce and Maggie

The three walk down the hall, looking around.

"We're doing a basic EMF, EVP, temp-flux sweep. Looks like we've got all of our ducks in a row here" Harry says. The EMF starts to make noises and the cameras blur.

"Whoa" Spruce says.

"What?"

"The camera's on a fritz" Spruce answers. The camera pixelated and malfunctioned again so he faces the camera to him "I don't know. It's weird. It's gone" He turns the camera back to Maggie and Harry. He points to the door.

"All right. Get this. Get this" Harry says. He kicks the door lightly.

"Turn the knob"

"All right..." Harry says "...That's a good idea" Maggie opens the door and Harry kicks it lightly to open it the rest of the way. He's about to walk inside before seeing something.

"Oh, my God! Oh, my god!" He runs down the hall "Oh, my God! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!"

"It's just a rat, dude" Spruce says, pointing the camera at the dead rat.

==

During the Day, Harry's sat in the car, in the driver's seat, looking at the cameras.

"I don't really like rats. They're gross. Rats are like the...rats of the world"

==

Back to the night, in the Morton House. Harry walks back to Maggie and Spruce.

"What -- was than an apparition? Was that a spectral - was that a.4? What do we got, 'cause the EMP was just off the--" Spruce tosses the dead rat at Harry, making him jump back "Oh, god!" Spruce laughs "Oh, that is so not funny, Spruce!"

==

1st Floor- Ed and Corbett

They went to found out what made the noise, only to reach a broken window. “Oh, god!" Corbett says, sighing in relief "Okay, it was just...I think it was just this branch...Okay...In the windows"

"This is spooky man. This place..." Ed trails off. They look down the hall to see three figures, shouting in surprise. Theo turns on her flashlight.

"Freeze! Police officers! Don't move!" She says as she, Sam and Dean walk up to them.

"All right. All right. All right" Sam says.

"Take it easy, take it easy" Dean says "Let's see some identification"

"Come on. Let's see some ID" Theo says.

"What -- are we under---under arrest?" Corbett stutters.

"We are unarmed" Ed says as Corbett hands Theo his ID.

"Oh, god. Oh, God" Corbett breaths out.

"Want to explain that weirdo outfit, Mr...uh, Corbett" Theo says.

"Uh..."

"Whoa" Ed says, studying the three "I know you"

"Yeah, sure you do, sweet cheeks. Give me some identification" Theo says.

"Yeah, ho--" Ed started; aiming his flashlight at the siblings "Whoa, hold on a second. I know all of you guys. Yeah"

"What?" Corbett says.

"Yeah, huh"

"Holy [Bleep]!" Sam says.

"What?" Dean and Theo asks in unison.

"Uh, West Texas...the...the tuple we had to take out. Those two goofballs that almost got us killed...The hellhounds or something?"

"[Bleep} me" Theo says.

"Sure would, hon" Ed says; Theo gives him a glare "Anyway, we're not hellhounds anymore, okay? It didn't test that well"

"Ed, what's going on?" Corbett asks.

"They're not cops, buddy -- no, not at all"

"Ed, Ed, you have a partner, too, didn't you -- A different guy?" Dean asks.

"Oh, yeah, yeah"

"Is he around here somewhere?" Dean asks.

"He's running around, chasing ghosts" Ed says sarcastically.

"Okay, well, listen, you and Rambo need to get your girlfriends and get out of here" Theo says.

"All right. Listen here, Hot lady, okay? We were here first. We've already set up the base camp" Ed says "We beat you" Theo clicks her tongue before looking to Dean and Sam.

"They were here first" She says.

"Mm hmm" Theo lets out a chuckle before grabbing Ed, pushing him against a wall, her face inches from his.

"Oh, god"

"Ed..." She drags out, fluttering her eyelashes.

"Yeah?" He asks.

"...Where's your partner?" She smiles at him.

[ceicherr]

i would love to see your headcanons on what you think the tears of themis guys are like when they have a crush :)

note: (sorry i took a long time to post this) my first request omg thank you so much! looks like we're starting out with some lovely fluff :))

[Tears of Themis] When they have a crush on you

Marius Von Hagen

this lil sht aka marius is flirty as fck so it's only natural for you to think this dude has 0 feelings for you because you feel like he does this to every girl

boy were you wrong

marius never met a girl who would look at him as him, all the girls he met either like him for being the heir of PAX group or his good looks

i feel like at first he wouldn't really think of you as a crush, he probably just finds you cute and that's it

but as the friendship progresses, he realizes how much he fell for you

he would give you different gifts every week

flowers. perfume, clothes, makeup, shoes, you name it!

he's the type to buy stuff that reminds him of you

one time he bought you a cute angry dog plushie because it reminded him of the time you scolded him for teasing you

oh you're craving for cake? marius von hagen to the rescue!

oh you love this specific boy group band? marius von hagen would get you a signed album and probably a signed picture of himself obviously because he isn't jealous over the fact you spend time fangirling over them and not him

also, don't even think of refusing his gifts

one time you told him you really can't accept a giant teddy bear because you don't have any more space in your apartment

"well why not live with me instead? :D"

"no"

"aw :("

he would be understanding of the situation yet very very pouty and whiny

you would feel sorry and tell him you love and appreciate all of his gifts nevertheless and if you had more space in your apartment you would gladly accept the giant teddy bear

SO HE BOUGHT YOU A BIGGER APARTMENT :D

well he was about to until you told him not to

after that incident, he makes sure he buys you gifts that are not too big

ANYWAYS the reason why he gifts you and not straight up tell you his feelings is because... well he always did

and you would never believe him

"you look very beautiful today y/n! can you be my girlfriend?"

"thank you marius! good morning to you too"

"??????? I literally just asked you out-"

everyone around the both of you would laugh their asses off at the constant rejection marius receives from you

this poor boy

but who said he's giving up?

he will continue to flirt, compliment, give gifts, go to dates with you, protect you, and most importantly love you no matter how long it will take

he's really sure with his feelings for you

THIS BOY WILL PAINT PAINTINGS FOR YOU

you became his muse :)

you might not realize how serious he is but he will wait until you do

this dude loves you so much he will do anything please love him

Vyn Richter

vyn richter my beloved

i feel like he would know his feelings asap

once he notices he loves talking and spending time with you, boom he's trying to look for more places to hang out with you

after work, he would text you to see if you've arrived safely

oh you're doing grocery shopping at night? wait there, he'll accompany you to make sure nothing goes wrong

oh you have no one to eat with during lunch break? don't worry he's running to you right now with food even if he has work to do

he's such a sweet person to you and would love to be beside you forever

honestly I don't think he has any plans with confessing because he feels like you want to focus on your work and he doesn't want to be a distraction to that

his love language is quality time for sure

he would go to museums, parks, restaurants, cafes, malls with you

he would love to make desserts with you and make sure to get your feedback

so that he would know which dessert he would gift you when it's time for him to confess

I feel like he would go on picnics with you

literally just sitting there eating the food you guys made and drinking wine

"oh you have frosting on your cheek"

fcking rubs it off with his finger and licks it

then chuckles at you getting red

MYGOD THIS DUDE

why do I feel like he purposely didn't bring tissues so that he could do that to you-

he probably slept amazing that day

ANYWAYS he likes to pat your head

pat pat pat

because you're so dear to him he couldn't help himself

you're so adorable to him

he would be the type to only confess to you when he's sure you like him back to avoid getting rejected

smart move from mr. richter here

he would also constantly text or call you just to ask about your day

love love loves to hear your stories

because your decisions and input makes him fall in love with you more

like in a 'damn she thinks about life that way? wow marry me' type of way ya know

he's a psychiatrist what do we expect JKJK

YOUR OWN PERSONAL THERAPIST :D YAYY but of course you would listen to his troubles as well which he loves when that happens

i really have nothing else to say about vyn crushing on you other than he would be so sweet to you and would constantly ask you to hang out (as you can see throughout the game, that dude really likes hanging out with mc huh)

i need to see more vyn appreciators

Luke Pearce

YOUR HONOR I LOVE HIM

okay fun fact I didn't like luke from the beginning because I thought he was boring- I KNOW IM SORRY

but holy sht as the story progresses: mc belongs to luke pearce PERIOD I MAKE THE RULES

first of all: a blushy boy

he realizes he has feelings for you when he can't fall asleep because he keeps on thinking about you

he keeps on thinking about the way you laugh at his jokes, the fact you always smile at him as you thank him for helping you, the curious look you give him when he talks about his stories and work, the way you tuck your hair behind your ear as you focus on the work assigned to you

LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM

this boy fell in love with you even with the tiniest detail

the most perfect girl in his eyes is you and only you

wow he just loves you so much

he wants to keep you safe from harm

he wants to hold your hand

he wants to be there with you everyday even if time is running out

WOULD ALWAYS TAKE PICTURES OF YOU

so that he could reminisce the memories of you two on his deathbed

"luke that's too much pictures!"

"nothing is 'too much' with you in it"

do you know that scene in UP where there's a scrapbook? I COULD 1000% SEE LUKE DO THAT

he would make a scrapbook of the pictures and each picture he would write messages for you

it was his plan to give that scrapbook to you when he confesses

that is if he DOES confess-

you saw the scrapbook when you stayed at his apartment to do some errands and you asked him what it is

"huh? o-oh that! that's just an antique I found, I forgot to put it back downstairs"

pretty sus if you ask me

it has the title 'With All My Heart, I Love You'

you thought it was some cheesy romance book so you let the thought slide

ANYWAYS he remembers every single thing you tell him

if you guys are at a party and there's only seafood and you're allergic to shrimp, he would get you something else that isn't shrimp

and he would refuse to eat shrimp with you as he doesn't want you to be the only one who doesn't eat shrimp

IT'S LITERALLY THE SMALL THINGS WITH HIM it's so cute and sweet

I feel like luke would gift you things that you could use in your everyday life

your favorite makeup brand products, hair clips, hair ties, jackets, bags, phone cases, and more

because it makes him so happy to see you using his gifts

AGAIN IT'S THE SMALL THINGS-

he will love you till the end of time I swear

I LOVE HIM

Artem Wing

did I purposely made artem last? yes your honor that is correct

AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE STORY this boy doesn't know anything about love so don't even think it will happen sooner or later

he's still learning please be patient with him

ANYWAYS the moment he realizes he has a crush on you is during one meeting where marius asked him about you

he wouldn't really respond to his antics

but then he would stay up thinking about it

unlike luke, he would try his best not to think of you

but obviously couldn't

then he would start to wonder if he really is falling in love with you

obviously will talk to celestine about it and she would respond with a "yep I knew"

ever since his revelation to his feelings, you would think he would do something

nope he won't

he would do something once in a blue moon and that's about it

I KNOW IT SEEMS CRUEL FOR ME TO WRITE HIM LIKE THAT but that's literally what I think would happen

don't get me wrong, he loves you so much

he wants to hug you SOOO BAD

he just doesn't want himself to be a distraction at your work

and the fact that you are his partner (story wise) AND your senior troubles him because he doesn't want people to think of you as Artem's partner or Artem's girlfriend

he wants you to excel in your work and set your name in the law industry without people criticizing you as someone who got to the top easily because he is your boyfriend

he will continue to have a crush on you from a far <3

he would also do the bare minimum, like buying you coffee during late night shifts or driving you home safely or helping you study for your exam

and will do everything in the book that celestine gave him

that's the beauty of the love artem has for you

'will wait for you to succeed by being there for you' type of love

I ALSO LOVE HIM

THIS IS MY FIRST REQUEST so it's not really the best ://

REQUESTS ARE STILL OPEN

but it'll be a bit late because the new chapter just got released so I need to finish that HAHAHAHA

[itgirlification]

supermodel | jjk

the last three months have been hell for you, but Jungkook seemed to be living his best life.

pairing: ex-bf!jk x thick!reader

warnings: explicit mentions of body image and insecurities, infidelity, anal sex, oral (male receive), foul language (kinda), etc.

now playing: supermodel by sza

part two part three

Exactly three months ago, your and Jungkook’s 2 years relationship officially ended. Unofficially, it ended about 5 months ago. And for about one month now, Jungkook’s been seeing someone else.

Your heart and mind told you not to do it but you couldn’t help calculating. Three months ago, you were still dating, two months later, he started dating someone else. That must mean he’s known her for a while. Did he cheat on you with her? Well, it’s not like it matters now anyway, does it?

Her name was Yuki, an undeniable Japanese beauty. You were still in college, studying music and she was a famous model who appeared in internationally known magazines. You assumed she met Jungkook during a photoshoot since he was a professional photographer who often worked for companies like Vogue and Playboy. You couldn’t help but compare yourself to her.

It wasn’t the fact that he moved on so quickly that hurt you the most. It was the fact that he knew all about your low self-esteem and how you lack confidence. Especially about your body. And he still went and dated a model, of all professions in the world. He was definitely over you.

If you didn’t know any better, you’d think he did it on purpose. But thankfully, you knew better, he looked too happy for that to be even considered. He forgot about you.

You’re making yourself sadder by remembering all the times he assured you you were beautiful and your body was nothing to be ashamed of. The times he let his fingertips run over the lines of your stretch marks, whispering in your ear how much he loved them and how they reminded him of Tiger stripes. The times he caressed your jiggly thighs and told you how sexy he thought they were.

Then your mind would drift back to the phone in your hand, the Instagram page of Yuki Sakurai opened, careful not to accidentally like anything and expose yourself. Not that she’d notice anyway, she had 3.7 million followers, while you had a private one with 500 followers and no posts, and she gets around 300 to 700 thousand likes on each post, depending on whether she posts random photos or pretty pictures of herself. Or newly, your ex-boyfriend, Jungkook. Oh, how crazy everybody goes whenever she posts him. People love them together. You couldn’t blame them. Two attractive people? Of course, they’re gonna look great together.

Fucking great.

That the end of your relationship with Jungkook would look like this was semi-predictable from the beginning. He did admit to you that he never thought he’d date someone that looked like you when you first dated. And your heart broke a little. But he also made up for it in those two years, it was a beautiful relationship nonetheless.

While you weren’t exactly his ‘ideal’ type, he was definitely yours. You always heard from other women ‘when in a relationship, the man always has to love the woman more than she loves him. Otherwise, it won’t work.’ You never really got the saying until your breakup with Jungkook happened. It was the fact that you clearly loved Jungkook more than he loved you that lead to this.

“Oh my goodness!”, your roommate, Jane, dramatically exclaimed. “Will you stop feeling bad for yourself and do something? That’s not what hot girls do, sis.”

Jane was a lovely girl with a not so lovely temper. She always means well and you got along perfectly as soon as you met. Which was around 3 and a half years ago.

She looked over your shoulder to see what you were looking at. You obviously didn’t want her to see you snooping around your ex-boyfriend’s current girlfriend’s Instagram but it was too late.

“Seriously, yn?”, she took your phone in her hand and threw it on the bed. “Let’s go somewhere, you can’t do this to yourself anymore. I’m not letting you.”

Jane was clearly worried about you at this point. The only thing you did these last few weeks was eating, shower, cry, sleep and miss a whole bunch of classes. This wasn’t good at all.

“Where?”, your question was short.

“To the mall? Or the nail studio? Anything that’ll get you out of this fucking dormitory.”, Jane sighed, pulling the blanket off of you, making you whine a little. “C’mon, go put on some cute outfit and we’ll go.”

You felt bad since she was trying hard to make you feel better. But it didn’t really work.

You nodded, standing up from the bed, nonetheless. You picked out a cute two-piece dress, that brought back blurred memories of the time you went on a date with Jungkook, wearing the same two-piece. Bet Yuki would look cuter in this...

‘Shut your petty ass up, yn. It’s embarrassing, the way you’re stuck on a taken guy who wants nothing to do with you’

You wish you could change the way you think, even if it’s just for an hour or two. You wish you would stop imagining Jungkook judging you when he saw you naked or when you told him that you wished you could cut off some of your fat with a pair of scissors.

You were beyond ashamed of yourself. Why wasn’t it easy for you to just stay by yourself? why were you so desperately in need of Jungkook by your side to the point where you’d lock yourself in your room for a month just because he isn’t there?

You needed Jungkook. You became so attached to him in those two years, because you always saw him as a permanent, a forever. Not just a temporary, not just a distant memory. You already saw him as the father of your children, as the man you’re gonna marry.

You were so blinded by the fact that you had him, that you forgot you could lose him anytime.

“I’m done, let’s go.”, unenthusiastically, you announced to Jane, who was already waiting for you.

“Let’s get the fuck outta here!”, In contrast to your spirit, hers seemed to be all roses and daisies. “Lord knows you need it...”

__________

“Look at this cute ass skirt, girl”, Jane pointed at a chic, wine mini skirt she was holding. “You know, when I saw it back there I wanted to have it, but it’d look so much better on you”

You took a few seconds to admire Jane’s beauty. She was about 3 cm taller than you, had a great posture, and almond, dark brown eyes that suited her dark skin tone perfectly. Her body leaned more towards the slimmer side.

“Shut up! No, it would not”, you let out a small giggle. “It would look gorgeous on you, buy it.”

She smiled a little at your laughs. She was happy to see you at least a little cheerful again. “Yeah, but I think it’d look better on you. I’m entitled to my own opinion, am I not?”

You knew this debate was gonna go back and forth, because of her stubbornness. “Let’s both buy the skirt.”

You ended up doing so, added by a bunch of bags full of clothing. This may’ve turned into your new coping mechanism. Who needed therapy when you can go on a shopping spree?

Two hours were spent in boutiques and clothing stores and Jane decided she was tired, wanting to visit the local spa.

“No, seriously, these Riverdale seasons just keep on getting worse and worse. Netflix needs to step up their game ASAP”, Jane ranted, making you laugh at how serious she takes it. “It’s getting embarrassing. I’m being for real.”

The two of you were sitting in the whirlpool at the spa, relaxing your whole bodies a little.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever, I don’t watch these new Netflix shows anyways. Been stuck on the vampire diaries for the last 7 years”, you chuckled, knowing you hated trying new things. “Can you pass me one of those magazines?”

Jane nodded, grabbing a random one from the table next to her and handed it to you, without looking at it.

The cover of it caught your eyes immediately. How could it not, when your ex’s new girl looks absolutely dazzling on the front page of it.

‘Supermodel Yuki Sakurai talks summer fashion tips, struggle with self-love and most importantly, her hot, new boyfriend the media is going crazy over’ was the headline of the Harper’s Bazaar Magazine cover.

You felt your stomach getting sick and your breath getting heavier, but you still flipped the pages until you found the one with her interview. You began reading it, skipping the boring parts.

‘Int: so, we see you have a new boyfriend. Tell us, how did you guys meet?

Yuki: Yeah, he’s an amazing guy. We actually met about six or five months ago at one of my photoshoots, since he’s a photographer and we exchanged numbers and stuff, and then we made it official mid last month.’

About six or five months ago? You were with him back then, but her answer was too unclear to find out if he cheated or not.

“Woah, yn, you okay?”

You entirely forgot about the fact that you were with Jane, let alone somewhere other than your bed.

Before you could react, Jane snatched the magazine out of your hand.

“You really can’t escape them, huh?”, She sighs, taking you in her arm. “It’s gonna be okay, baby. In a few months, you’re gonna look back to this and think wow I really was stuck on a guy who’s scared of microwaves and cried like a bitch when Iron Man died.”

You laughed, punching her arm playfully. “You know, I actually love these things about him. Shows his sensitivity and the way he perceives things.”

Jane looked at you as if she didn’t believe you were actually saying that stuff. “Girl, you’re overanalyzing this. Let’s just throw this shit in the trash, okay?”

She put the magazine aside.

“I just don't know what I did wrong.”, You murmured. “I know we weren't the best, but we didn't even fight that much. We could’ve talked it through.”

Jane pursed her lips and cooed. “You know, relationships are complicated sometimes. The reason why he broke up, to begin with, is probably not your fault.”

“Well, what if it is? I mean what if I was too fat or too ugly for him?”, you asked. “If he wanted a skinny girl so bad, I could’ve lost weight for him, I don’t get it.”

Jane looked at you like you lost your mind entirely. “I can’t believe you just said that! Even if that was the reason, which it wasn’t, you shouldn’t make yourself suffer because of it. That’s his loss. You’re beyond gorgeous and you have an amazing body.”

“You’re just saying that.”, tears slowly started coming up in your eyes. “But the thing is Jungkook knows all about my insecurities. Why would he do that to me? I know he knows that I’m still not over him.”

You usually didn’t like crying in front of other people, but you didn’t really care at the moment, besides that was Jane. You trusted her with your life.

“Girl, men are trash, I can’t believe you’re crying over one right now, seriously.”, she wiped your tears and held your face between her hands. “You know, honestly, I’ve read so many articles about how models actually hate themselves and have like the lowest self-esteem so in conclusion, no matter how miserable you are, his new girl is even more miserable.”

You knew Jane didn’t mean it in a harmful way, but it sounded harsher than needed. “I don’t hate her, she probably doesn’t even know about me. I’m just really insecure. He upgraded from me. He’s dating a whole model now.”

The situation just felt like a deja vu of these last few weeks laying in your bed, even though you were at the spa with your friend. You were supposed to have fun, yet you didn’t feel like having any.

“Why would you feel insecure when all you’ve seen of her are Instagram posts and red carpet pictures? She’s supposed to look beautiful, it’s her job.”

To a certain extent, Jane was right, but that didn’t really help your situation, you still felt bad about yourself. You stayed silent.

“C’mon, this isn’t fun anymore. Let’s leave.”, Jane mumbled.

_______

it’s been two days since the incident at the spa and you felt a little bit better now.

Those days were spent reading the same three book series you’ve read your entire life, overthinking, hot Cheetos, Indian takeout, and Netflix. It really wasn’t as miserable as it sounded.

You were just taking a little rest before term break ends and you have to go back to the shithole college again.

Jane was using the time until college starts again, but in different ways than you were. She was planning on going to some frat party in an hour and forget about the world’ for a minute. Or till 4 in the morning, where she will most likely drunk call you and ask you for a ride back to the dorms, because the friends she went to the party with were shit-faced as well and were in no way capable of driving anywhere without the cops stopping them.

Going out partying on a Friday night was a Jane tradition. In the past, you’d sometimes go with her, but you mostly spent your time out with Jungkook doing something more fun than partying could ever be. Now you can’t do that anymore, but laying in bed is more ideal than a party for you at the moment.

“How do I look?”, Jane twirled around to show off her black cocktail dress. She looked beautiful.

“You look beautiful.”, you responded to her question. “Are you leaving now?”

“Hm”, she said, to which you nodded. “You sure you don’t wanna come with me? It’s gonna be really fun.”

You shook your head no.

“Alright”, she shrugged, making her way out of your bedroom. “But I told you, it’s gonna be fun.”

You chuckled, rolling your eyes. “I’ll stay here, I have shit to do.”

“Yeah, right, like binge-watching the vampire diaries and taking 5-hour naps”, she said in a sarcastic tone. “Anyway, bye-bye, Vic’s already waiting for me in the car.”

Victoria was perhaps one of the most obnoxious people you know, yet she was too much of a nice person for you to talk shit about her. The voice of your intrusive thoughts couldn’t help but to, though.

“Alright, bye, take care and say hi to Vic from me.”

After Jane left, an hour went by like it was just a couple of minutes. You were starting to get real bored and decided to watch some regular tv in hopes to find something you enjoy. You ended up not finding anything fun, but you still watched it, because you didn’t have anything else to do.

A few moments later, the doorbell rang and you were suddenly worried. Either this is a serial killer or Jane forgot something.

But to your surprise, it was neither, but it was none other than

“Jungkook?”, truly, those were the only words you were able to mutter out at your shocked state. “What are you do-“

At the speed of light, you were interrupted by your ex-boyfriend pressing his lips to yours. He didn’t say a word.

You weren’t expecting him. Not knowing how you were supposed to feel at the moment, you just let it happen. You were sure your mental state couldn’t get any worse than that, no matter how this will affect you in the end.

“Is Jane home?”, for the first time in 3 months, you’re hearing his silky voice again.

Jungkook knew Jane always had some type of special hatred for him with her killing stares and her bitter comments. You didn’t notice either though.

He also knew she must hate him even more after your breakup. Or maybe she liked him more now since she was able to get rid of him without killing anyone.

“No”, your answer was short and it made a weight fall from Jungkook’s shoulders before he continued kissing you.

It wasn’t anything you haven’t done before, yet it felt like it’s been ages since it last happened. Your mind drifted to the thought of Jungkook and his model girlfriend. You were asking yourself what their sex life was like, if she was tighter than you or if she had stretch marks and scars.

Jungkook’s lips were moving south, giving your neck wet kisses, while you were wondering why he broke up with his model girlfriend. Or if he even did. You felt selfish for not caring.

Removing your clothes one by one, you were left in your underwear, while Jungkook only had his boxers on.

This body was yours. You knew it inside out. Where he liked to get touched and where he preferred not to. You knew him better than anyone else. You were sure.

You already moved to your bedroom, since Jungkook effortlessly carried you there. You were sat on his lap, facing him and your hands were in his messy hair. His hands were around your waist, he was slightly smiling into the kiss, as you started grinding on him. He loved how easy it was for him to turn you on. You were still his.

Cutting off the kiss, he looked you in the eyes, while his hand was on your cheek. “Say aah.”, he said.

You widened your mouth obediently, which was followed by him collecting as much saliva as he could in his mouth and spitting it into your mouth.

“Swallow.”, demanding, he spit on your face, his eyes become darker with every passing moment. You did as he said.

You looked at him with big eyes. He knew you loved it. You’ve always had a thing for him degrading and humiliating you during sex.

He started grinding on you almost desperately. You knew exactly what he wanted.

Getting out of his grip, you dropped to your knees and freed his hard dick from his drawers. You reached for it and started pumping it, and licking it. Your spit was leaking down his dick as you used it for lubrication. Then you started sucking on it, just the way you used to.

Jungkook’s groans and satisfied sighs were enough to make you even wetter than before. You enjoyed giving more than receiving.

Your mouth was wet and warm around him, giving him a feeling of familiarity. You lick over the tip a few times, then proceed to fully take him into your mouth.

The bulge in your throat could be seen and the way your eyes were tearing up a little wasn’t bothering you at all. You loved giving.

Jungkook started thrusting in and out of your warm, welcoming mouth, his tip hitting the back of your throat multiple times.

“Fuck”, a throaty moan left Jungkook’s mouth, giving you hints that he was about to cum. And he did, releasing in your mouth before you swallowed it. “Shit, baby, that was so good.”

You felt your face heat up and a sheepish smile made its way to your face. Your throat was sore.

The two of you were on the bed again. To you, it felt like it was the times before your breakup again, when you’d purposely start an argument just for the makeup sex because Jungkook wasn’t giving you any anymore. It was like sex was the only thing to look forward to.

You felt attached to Jungkook to a point where it was dangerous. You weren’t okay when he wasn’t around. He affected every part of your life and God knew it wasn’t always a positive thing. Maybe it was the fact that he took your virginity. Maybe because he was your first boyfriend, the first guy that made you believe you were worthy of love and that someone was actually capable of loving you. One thing you knew was Jungkook had an expansive influence on your life.

While you were practically drowning in your own thoughts, Jungkook was busy taking off your underwear.

“You okay?”, Jungkook calmly asked you, looking at your riddled face.

“Huh? Yeah, I’m okay.”, you sounded distracted, Jungkook wasn’t sure about asking you what it is though. He didn’t feel like getting personal.

So he shrugged it off and started kissing you again, his dick was unsurprisingly hard again as he played with your tits. He drew lines over the stretch marks of your thighs and kissed them.

“Can I fuck your ass?”, Jungkook’s raspy, tired-sounding voice casually asked, to which you quickly nodded, knowing that Jungkook’s favorite position had always been anal. He was massaging and gripping your ass firmly.

“This is gonna hurt at first, but I promise it gets better.”, He warned calmly into your ear, while putting some lube on his dick and just went right into your ass, slowly thrusting so you don’t feel as much pain.

He was right, it did hurt a lot when he first put it in, but the pain just changed into pleasure in a matter of time and his slow-paced thrusts helped with the adjustment.

“Fuck, I missed this ass”, he practically growled into your ear, as he kept on thrusting in and out, steadily gripping your wide hips with his big, veiny hands. “It just doesn’t feel right when I’m inside her ass.”

You knew your confidence shouldn’t rely on Jungkook bringing his girlfriend down, but you couldn’t help but feel good about your body when he said that. It’s been a while since you felt even a tiny spark of confidence. You weren’t so fond of him mentioning her while he was inside of you.

Your soft moans rang through the whole room like sirens, while he watched your ass jiggle against his pelvis, thrusting in and out faster every second. He missed this.

You had always thought you were indecisive, but you knew exactly what you wanted. You just couldn’t have that, so you’d eventually have to settle for less.

Jungkook wasn’t to blame for it, you just couldn’t concede your shortcomings. The movie’s villain wasn’t always the real villain.

Your hands traveled to your pussy to make sure you’d orgasm as well, when you heard Jungkook’s breathing getting heavier and his thrusts getting gentler than before, indicating that he was gonna cum soon. You were certain he could make you cum with just anal, but you wanted to cum with him.

With furrowed eyebrows and drops of sweat dripping down his body, Jungkook looked down at your arched back. The whole scene was sticky, especially when Jungkook presses his upper body to your back, whispering sweet nothings into your ear and kissing the spot.

It was kinda odd, having sex with your ex-boyfriend you were crying over just a day ago. There was a certain intensity to it though. Like your long-lasting nostalgia was finally fulfilled.

You’ve realized you couldn’t imagine yourself being intimate with anybody else. Jungkook already knew your body, how it looked without the material protecting it, the strawberry skin, the slightly sagging breasts you swore you’d surgically remove once you had the chance to but didn’t. He knew where you liked being touched, he was the first one to even touch you in those places.

You were unsure what you’d do with yourself when he leaves.

Jungkook’s thrusts slowly started stopping and you too felt the familiar sensation in your stomach.

Suddenly, you two were nothing but desire, fear, and pleasure. And faster than you could process, you came together.

For minutes after your orgasm, you were just laying on the bed, thoughtless. Maybe a little regretful. Not you, but him.

You weren’t facing each other, but you could hear each other’s breathing. Your stomach was filled with something you’d describe as post-sex melancholia.

All of a sudden, Jungkook stood up from the bed, startling your resting self a little, but you decided to keep quiet, wanting to see what he was going to do.

He made his way to the door to leave what he thought was your sleeping body laying there. You couldn’t keep quiet anymore.

“Where are you going?”, your soft voice suddenly rang in his ears. “Don’t you wanna stay?”

He didn’t know how exactly to tell you. You’ve always been a gullible little girl, you were the type of girl to think fucking equals love. Little did you know that wasn’t the case at all.

“Yn.... you know I can’t”, Jungkook responded, you knew it wasn’t gonna be good when he said your name like that. “I got a girl at home and I don’t wanna mess shit up with her.”

There it was. Your suspicion was corroborated. He was still going out with the model and you were a certified home wrecker. Great.

You physically felt your heart breaking. “Bu- but why are you here then?”

You were incapable of being mad at him at the moment. It was your fault for letting him in, again. After breaking your trust and your heart.

“This was a mistake”, he declared, not looking into your eyes. “I’m sorry, yn...”

He’s moved past your room now, already at the exit of your dormitory. He was about to leave.

“You already ruined shit with her when you came here and fucked me.”, your voice was small, but your words were heard.

Without looking back, he left.

And you went back to your room, standing in the middle of it for a minute in silence before your brain fully processed what had happened and your tears started pouring.

[hargrove-mayfields]

Everyone likes to pretend Billy was never even there. Life goes on, people change, the past gets forgotten.

A year isn’t enough time for Max though. Right now it feels like the rest of her life wouldn’t be enough time, but Neil and Susan, they were doing just fine.

It’s almost like they like not having him around, that extra burden they couldn’t shake. The plan only Max knew was that Billy was going to stay at home until she was old enough to go with him so she’d be safe.

She knew he was fed up and looking at some local apartments within walking distance of Cherry Lane anyways, but then July happened, and Billy died.

Now it’s July again, and her hair is in twin braids of red with pure white ribbons on the end, and her and her mother are wearing matching blouses. There’s bruises under the bangle on her mothers wrist and one under Max’s own sleeve, and she just wants her brother back.

It’s a holiday they told her, her father (he’s not her fucking father, they never made her call him that when Billy was around) is a veteran, they have to celebrate. Better just dry her eyes and get over it.

Her mother invites all the family they have in the area over to their house for a little get together picnic, and they do their little happy family routine for a while, but Max can only handle so much of it.

Billy should be here by her side, flicking watermelon seeds at her face and putting ice cubes from the cooler down the back of her shirt, being an asshole to distract her from the reality of her family.

And that was that she didn’t really have one, a family. It was always just her and Billy.

Even at these events made for bonding with family, they were off to the side, messing around while the adults talked like they weren’t even there, and she knew she was a little naive then, but it stung more than ever, knowing that even after she’d lost her brother, nobody even stopped to say hi or check up on her, it was just straight into gossiping about the neighbors and those disrespectful bastards across the street who weren’t flying a flag for the holiday and family members who couldn’t be there.

But Max never heard Billy’s name come up even once, and not even in a respect to the dead boy and his grieving sister type of way, but rather, in the way that they just didn’t want to acknowledge his existence. None of these people had come to his graduation in May of last year, or his funeral two months later.

Billy was a taboo that the Hargrove-Mayfields didn’t dare taint their celebrations of freedom and justice with. The irony made Max sick to her stomach.

Or that was at least, until Neil couldn’t help himself.

His words are slurring already, with an excuse to party he’s on what Max would guess to be his fifth or sixth beer that afternoon, and someone just made the mistake of mentioning their own son, Billy and Max’s third cousin or something, and it spurs Neil off on a tangent about his.

“That boy was always good for nothing anyways. It’s almost the same now that he’s dead, ‘Cept maybe now I get some more quiet around the house.”

Nobody knows what to do when he says that, there’s a couple awkward laughs and one shocked gasp, that one was probably from her mother, but Max knows exactly what she wants to do.

What she wants is to watch Neil choking on his blood instead of her brother, his body being lowered into the ground instead of Billy’s, and in the moment she feels like she could be the one to make that a reality, but instead she just stands abruptly, a plate of the food her mother worked so hard to prepare for them she’d been too queasy to eat falling off her knees to the grass, and she says everything she’d bottled up for the past year.

“Don’t talk about Billy that way!

“Now, Maxine-“ Neil starts, but Max is livid, can’t hold back all the things she wished she had said before Billy died, when she got grounded after the funeral, when Neil started beating her, “No! I’m not going to let you do to me what you did to my brother! You don’t get to control me like you did him, it’s your fault that he’s dead!”

It’s her mother’s turn to try to stop her, slender hand covering her mouth painted red, “Maxine..”

“Stop trying to reason with me! I’m sick of pretending to be a family when I had to watch my own brother die! And I’m sick of being treated like I’m crazy for being the only one that cares about Billy!”

More than one person chimes in on that one, offended by the notion they don’t care about family, though it’s Neil that insists, in that faux calm, close to snapping voice of his, “We do care, Maxine. We’re all grieving in our own ways.”

She fires back, “Grieving what? The loss of your punching bag? You hated Billy! You don’t care that he’s dead, all that matters to you is having someone to hurt, and you no trouble adjusting to beating up on your wife and step-daughter instead!”

She catches a backhand to the face for that, and all the background chatter comes to a halt, Neil gritting out through his teeth, “Inside. Now.”

There are tears in her eyes that sting almost as much as the knuckle marks on her cheek, but Max feels like she won, getting her step dad all riled up in front of their family, she feels almost invincible, and she sneers all smug like and bitter, “I can’t go inside yet. I’m celebrating your service to our country, dad. You know, as a family.”

But when Neil's face turns as red as the blood that dripped from his wife’s nose the night before and he stands from his chair and drags her inside by the wrist himself, she realizes that it wasn’t exactly a win.

And when her brain goes numb trying to focus on both the repeated slaps and punches that explode like firecrackers across her skin and the way Neil is yelling and lecturing her until his voice is raw, giving her the same lessons her brother had burned into the back of his mind, she feels like she’s lost everything instead.

When she has to choke back her tears and apologize for embarrassing Neil and for making him hit her as punishment, she realizes, this isn’t a game that can be won or lost at all.

Max isn’t allowed to go back outside to the party. That rule goes unspoken, but words aren't necessary with the way Neil storms off without another word, slamming the back door behind himself. She’s slowly starting to figure out what the things her step father does instead of says mean.

She misses being allowed to be clueless, having someone to protect her or take what punishment she had earned. She wishes she wouldn’t have asked so much of Billy though.

Her own room isn’t safe anymore, what once had been the place she’d be ushered off to when Neil got bad had become more like a trap, the place Neil went to first when he was angry. Everything that had been hers felt wrong, so she goes to Billy’s room and doesn’t come out for the rest of the night. Even now that he’s gone, he still kept her safe.

There’s a welt on her face and fresh bruises forming everywhere, hot tears wetting her sunburnt cheeks and the pillows that smell like Billy, or at least used to before Susan decided his room needed cleaned and washed away every trace of her brother.

All night long there are fireworks going off, a big show put on by the city downtown has her shaking, unable to close her eyes for fear those distant explosions would take her back to the mall, bring back memories she’d never forget, and covering her ear with her hands.

The cracks and booms that shake her windows and her entire life, a headache and a heart break even stronger.

She tries her hardest not to think about Starcourt though, so instead she thinks about how Billy would’ve been proud of her for standing up to Neil. He would’ve called her an idiot, but he would’ve cleaned up her scrapes and held her through the panic attack after, and he probably would’ve liked to see the person Max was becoming too.

That makes Max’s heart hurt, the fact that he won’t get to. She cries harder, and she feels so alone without Billy.

Some part of her knows that she isn’t though. She isn’t the only one that lost somebody last July.

Hawkins’ cemetery was alive with flowers and wreaths and decoration, and more than anything the grieving. All of the victims had families, or in the case of the Holloway’s where their whole family was killed, they had friends and neighbors in the tight knit community who remembered them. El was still grieving Hopper, and Max knew Billy had people like that too.

Billy was popular, his death had a huge impact on the younger population of the town, but not only that, he had his closest friends, Steve and Tommy and Carol and Nicole and Adam from the pool, and of course Heather couldn’t be there, but those people were all keeping her brother alive.

As much as it felt like everyone was trying to forget him, they weren’t, and that brought Max a little bit of hope.

Hope that Billy would be remembered for the things he did right, and who he was behind the boy he had to be to keep them safe.

Hope that with his memory kept in the hearts of so many, the burden of grief wouldn’t fall solely on Max forever and make things a little easier.

Hope that the wound would someday heal, and she could look back on the time she did have with Billy, those seven too short years, with a smile on her face.

For now, she wraps herself in Billy’s jacket and comforter, listening to his music to drown out the distant fireworks, and dreams of the day when things won’t be like this, when she can leave Hawkins and all it’s bad memories and the “family” holding her back to live a life her brother would be proud of, a life that would honor his.

Max decides then with determination, flinching when a bright flash lights up her window, a loud echo through the quaint neighborhood, that she was going to do what Billy hadn’t been able to and break the cycle.

Tomorrow, she’d tell the school counselor she’d been assigned when her depression was at its worst all about Neil Hargrove.

[transcharliekelly]

Omg the birthday thing never occurred to me either!! That would've been such a good thing for the show to have shown us lol

exactly !! the fact that the closest thing we have to a birthday ep for any of them is charlie kelly king of the rats (which i just choose to watch as a charlie birthday ep anyways) is truly tragic, but the missed possibilities for a Trash Twins Birthday Special™ are just. sigh. at least we have bullet point lists on tumblr

- they somehow both forget eachother's birthdays. both of them are outraged at the other because "IT'S THE SAME AS YOURS". the irony is completely lost on both of them

- they end up essentially throwing a party for themselves at the bar, which frank spares no energy making fun of. again, grasping irony is not a strength of the reynolds family

- they get into it and end up seperating the shared party into individual parties, with dee on one side of the bar and dennis on the other. chaos ensues, as they both try to wrangle guests that a) are the twelve friends they have between the two of them that they, for the most part, share and b) have made it very clear that they do not give a shit about the twins' fight.

- eventually they bond over a shared irritation with the lack of respect that everyone has for their Very Serious Rivalry and agree to a truce.

- mac and charlie have been pooling on gifts for them basically forever (mac is in charge of dennis's, charlie of dee's, and then they put both their names on both of them). mac has had his for eight months, and charlie does not think about it until 1:30 pm on the actual day. he goes to the mall, claiming he's "got it all figured out", and mac does not believe him, so he goes with him to chaperone

- charlie is VERY insistent that the right gift for dee is something, like, totally absurd. a tire iron or melon baller or something else completely out of left field. mac, convinced he's an idiot, grows increasingly frustrated with his bullshit, but at the end of the day is just kind of like "whatever, who cares, just get the damn thing and let's go". they give it to dee and mac is wincing the whole time expecting her to flip her lid about them getting her something shitty and weird, but she opens the package and is like "!!! you guys !!!! a tire iron ???? omg <<33 how did you know i wanted this ??" and charlie's like "hey idk i guess we're just really good friends"

- dennis is a total bitch about his gift, before there's some sort of distraction and the camera lingers on him smiling down at it as the gang is distracted.

[supercorpkid]

Can you keep a secret?

Supercorp, Kara Danvers x Daughter!Reader, Lena Luthor x Daughter!Reader, Alex Danvers x Niece!Reader, Kelly Olsen x Niece!Reader

Word count: 2960.

For this to make sense, please read New Girl first

She kisses you. And you kiss her back. And your body feels out of control. Your heart races, your palms get sweaty, your breath gets caught in your lungs, because you’re kissing. You’re finally doing what you’ve been thinking about for at least a week.

You were too scared to admit this to yourself, because you know that in your life people don’t usually tend to give you a chance past your name, and you were sure Maya would get up and leave one day and never look back to the freaks she was once friends with.

A smile is stuck in your lips, even while you kiss. You are not dumb, you’re not a stupid, and you’re not a damn fool. She does like you, and she does see more than the Luthor name. And so, you’re kissing your only friend. Jamie’s only friend.

“Oh.” You say when she steps away from you, and she chuckles.

“Rao, you’re such a weirdo.” Maya has a smile on her face and you can see she doesn’t mean it like she meant yesterday. This time it’s not a bad thing. You feel your cheeks getting hotter and you know you’re blushing like a total loser.

“Oh God, you’re saying Rao now.” You smile back at her. You think about how the word ‘God’ just rolled out of your tongue so effortless. How kissing her was so easy, and good, and how right it felt.

You always thought your powers would kill you, but now, while you’re reaching for her hand and she lets you hold it, now you know it’s the normalcy that will kill you. This strong powerful feeling of just being -aside from all the strength and intelligence- this is what might make your heart explode in your chest and just kill you.

“Shall we go to class?” She asks, and you look at the dimples on her cheeks and you just want to kiss her more. And forever.

“If we must.”

You don’t let go of her hand and she doesn’t let go of yours. The whole school can stop and watch for all you care. They can throw tomatoes and call you freaks. They can tell you to kill yourself as much as they would like to, because for once, you don’t fucking care. You don’t.

“Where the hell were you guys?” Jamie asks when she sees both of you going inside the classroom. It takes her a few seconds to acknowledge your intertwined fingers. She drops her mouth comically low and you smile. “Shut up.”

“What?” You let go of Maya’s hand to sit on the same place you always do. She goes to the desk behind Jamie.

“I mean, I saw it coming, but-” Jamie says and you laugh. How the hell did she see it coming when you didn’t see it yourself? “Oh my God!” She talks a little louder. “I thought you were going to be single forever, but I’m the one who will!”

“Oh no, big-Danvers.” You put your hand on her shoulder. “You’re gonna find someone.”

“Yeah, Jamie!” Maya agrees, putting her hand on top of yours, making you blush again. “We can even help you, if you want.”

“Uh.” Jamie huffs. “How is it that you’re both already super annoying about it?”

You smile at the teacher who’s about to start the class. You smile at Jamie next to you. You smile at Maya. You smile at the window, and the colleagues that hate you. You smile at everyone. You haven’t felt like this before in your life.

Sure, you are loved by your moms, your aunts, cousins (Conner here included), and maybe even both of your grandmothers. But this is family. You don’t think Maya loves you, but she is interested, and she wants to get to know you, and that alone feels amazing and like being loved, especially because this is what? The first time?

“Quit smirking at me, I’m serious!” Jamie kicks your cast next to you and your smile widens, unbothered.

“Hey, don’t kick her. You’re going to hurt her.” Maya jumps to your defense, making you smile harder.

“I’m not smirking!” You defend yourself, while totally smirking at Jamie.

“Well, quit doing whatever it is that you’re doing with your face, dipshit.”

“This is me with a cheery disposition. A ray of sunshine in a mist of gloom. Don’t put a cloud over my sunshine.”

“Jesus Christ, you sound like aunt Kara.” Jamie says and you think about it. You do sound like your momma.

“Rain cloud.” You tease, but you stop smiling.

Your chemistry teacher is talking nonstop and you hear words, but they’re not processed in your brain. You have other things to think about. Better things to dream about. Are you actually going to be annoying about the mere fact that you’ve kissed a girl?

“Hey, there she is!” Kara says excitedly when you walk in the living room later that night. “Where were you?”

“School?” You half answer, half ask. It’s not a lie, you were actually in school, but you weren’t doing school’s stuff at all. Unless school stuff involves you kissing Maya all afternoon.

“Oh, how was it? I know you didn’t want to go today.” Kara says and your legs tremble and you flick your eyes to Lena for a second, hoping she didn’t hear what Kara said. Even though she is basically sitting on Kara’s lap, arms tangled around her shoulders, face buried in the crook of Kara’s neck.

“You didn’t?” Lena snaps her head at you, and she already sounds worried. “Because of that girl?”

“What girl?” Kara asks, sitting up straight, making Lena untangle herself from her. You see the crinkle on her forehead peeking out of her furrowed brows, and you just want to dig a hole and fall to the center of the Earth to make this conversation stop.

“No one.” You answer fast. “There’s no girl. There’s no reason, I was just tired and being lazy, and I thought it would work.”

That could be true. And you know that any other parents would think exactly that, if their kid asked to skip class. But then again, you are not any other kid, and your moms are not any other parents.

“There was a girl.” Lena comes back to it and you close your eyes, feeling your heart squeezing in your chest. Damn it. “We saw a girl from her school at the mall yesterday, and she politely said hi and the girl-”

“Mom!” You yell to stop her. “It wasn’t a big deal! She just said I was weird.”

“WHAT?” Kara stands up immediately at the sound of that.

“I AM weird!” You shrug and Kara puts each hand on your arm, squeezing them gently.

“You are not weird! You’re amazing! This girl is a bully and you shouldn’t listen to her.” Kara kisses the top of your head and you breath deep. Good luck telling them that you just spent the entire afternoon kissing the lips of this bully.

“Ok, whatever, listen-” You untangle yourself from Kara, but she holds your hand not letting you go far.

“No baby, you listen to me.” Kara puts one lock of your hair behind your ear. “You’re amazing! Anyone who can’t see that it’s not worth having by your side. So, forget about this girl!”

But you can’t. You can’t forget about her, and her smile, her dimples, her bright hazel eyes, and the way she rolls her tongue when she says ‘Rao’. You can’t stop thinking about the fact that she says Rao in the first place, and that she looks incredibly cute while doing so. You can’t stop thinking about her flushed face after you two kissed. The way she keeps asking if your leg hurts, and drawing little hearts on your cast.

“Okay?” Kara says squeezing your shoulder gently. You’re taken away from your memories and you look at her shaking her head in denial.

“You guys are making a bigger deal than it is.” You untangle your shoulder from your momma’s hand. “Jamie calls me weird all the time and no one makes a fuss about it.”

“Because Jamie says it as a joke.” Lena says, and you look at her rolling your eyes. “She wasn’t joking, baby.”

“Ok, whatever. I just can’t ignore everyone who calls me weird, nerd or freak, can I?”

“Wait, what? Is that, love, is this happening at school? Are people calling you those names?” Lena stands up too, and you brace yourself for probably the longest speech you’ve ever heard. But then your phone rings a text, and you look down to it and can’t help a smile that comes.

“Um, no.” You look back at them. “It was a hypothetical situation. Now if you two don’t mind, I have homework.”

They don’t even have time to answer and you’re going back to your room the faster you can run with your leg cast still on. You throw yourself in bed and look at the text you just got.

Maya: Hey you 😊

You: Hello right back at ya!

Maya: Whatcha doin’?

You: Trying to do my homework, when all I can think about is you.

“Kid.” Kara puts her head inside your bedroom and you look up from your phone. “How’s that homework going?”

“Huh?” You furrow your brows, it takes a while to hit, but you finally realize what she means. “I’ll start in a minute.”

“Sooooo…” Kara sits on your bed trying to read your phone. “Who are you texting?”

“Um, the only person I text?” Why are you lying? You don’t even know. Actually, you do know. How the hell will you tell your moms that Maya is not bad and she doesn’t think, well she thinks you’re a weirdo, but not like they are imagining.

“Little one.” Kara calls you again, and you raise your eyes at her. “You’ve mentioned the people from your school don’t like you.”

“Mhm.” Eyes flickering back to the screen, waiting for an answer.

“Do they call you names?” Kara holds your chin up, and doesn’t let go, even when she hears a little ring on your phone. “Hey, Jamie can wait. Please talk to me.”

“I just don’t understand why you’re so worried about it now.” You shrug. “It’s nothing new. And trust me, that girl, she-she is not bad.”

“How is she not bad? She could’ve just said hi.”

“I know, but… It’s her mom who has it for the Luthors. Not her.” You breathe deep.

“How can you defend people who can’t even see past your name?” Kara asks and you smile at her, almost laughing.

“Please, like you don’t defend people who do worst things?” You untangle yourself from her hands and kiss her forehead. “Do you trust me?”

“Of course!”

“I got this, ok? You don’t need to worry.” Kara reluctantly agrees with her head.

“Will you tell me if I ever need to?”

“Yeah.” You kiss her head once more. “For sure.” You get up from your bed and sit on your desk. “Now I’m actually going to do my homework.”

“Ok.” Kara gets up too. “Dinner in an hour.”

But you obviously don’t work on your homework. You text and flirt, and smile to yourself like a loser, and you feel so happy that if you didn’t have a cast on, you would probably just float away like a balloon.

The week goes by in a blur. Time moves fast when you’re having fun, isn’t it right? You have stayed after class every day. Hiding yourself away with your girlfriend, kissing under the bleachers, feeling like a real teenage girl. If your colleagues had something to say about it, you wouldn’t know. Basically, because when you’re around Maya, all of them just become background noise.

It’s Saturday afternoon, you’re watching TV in the living room with your moms, but you’re anxiously waiting for the Olsen-Danvers to show up, so your aunt Alex can remove your cast. When you hear the doorbell, you’re out by the door before Kara and Lena even have time to acknowledge where the sound came from.

“Oh my God, finally!” You open the door and your response is furrowed brows.

“Did you just say God?” Aunt Alex holds your hand for support, even though you don’t need it anymore, and you sit on the first surface you see.

“Take it off. Pleaaaaase, please just free me from this prison! Take it oooooff!” You plead exaggeratedly and Alex gets on her knees to help you. “I’ve been counting the minutes.” You see your moms going inside the kitchen to meet everyone.

“Kid, you didn’t even let them settle.” Kara notices everything Kelly is holding and helps her with the bags.

“I did.” You didn’t though. “I just can’t take this anymore.” You look back at Jamie. “We can go flying!”

“Oh please, you just want to go see your gir-OW!” She screams when she feels your elbow on her ribcage.

“See who?” Lena asks, but the sound is drowned down by your excited yell when Alex finally removes the cast and you see your leg.

“FINALLY!” You stand up in one movement. “Would you look at that, I’m as good as new!” You use your superspeed rounding everyone in the kitchen, getting different reactions. Kara and Jamie are cheering excitedly, Alex is yelling that you should go slow, Lena is telling you to stop using your powers inside the house and she’s scared you might break something, and Kelly is just watching it all play out. You stop next to Jamie and grab her waist. “Don’t wait for us, we’re going flying!”

And flying you go despite all the protests you hear in the background. You missed flying so much. For the first time in your life, you realize that you love your powers, even though you can’t control them perfectly, you love them, and you don’t want them to go away ever again.

“Stop, stop.” Jamie asks and you land in your training center, looking very confused. “You didn’t tell them. You finally found yourself a girlfriend and you didn’t tell your moms about it.”

“I didn’t tell them yet.” You roll your eyes. “It’s not like I’ll be able to hide it forever.”

Jamie was ready to talk back when her phone rang.

“It’s your momma.” She picks it up. “Hey, aunt Kara. Yeah. No, it’s fine. Ok. Sure, I’ll tell her. Ok. Yeah. Bye.” Jamie looks at you. “Well, apparently you’re going to tell them now, because you left your phone at home and Maya texted.”

“Oh no!” Your eyes grow big and before Jamie can even blink you already picked her up, flew home, and landed in the backyard.

“Never. Do. That. Again.” She bends over and forces a vomit, but nothing comes out. You usually fly at a slower speed so she doesn’t feel sick.

“Sorry. Now, please, act cool.” You help her up, and go inside the house, to the kitchen where they are all together. “We’re back.”

“Great! How was the flying?” Kara asks and looks at Jamie, looking green next to you. “Flew too fast?” You both agree with your head.

Your moms look at each other like having a telepathic conversation that no one else can understand. Is Kara who breaks eye contact first.

“Some girl named Maya texted you.” She says pointing at your phone on the counter. You look at Jamie. “And apparently she misses you.”

“Oh. That’s nice.” Aunt Alex is the first one to have a reaction. You just stand there unmoving for a few seconds.

“Cool, well, thanks.” You grab your phone from the counter and run to your bedroom so you can answer the text. But you know you left Jamie behind, and that they’ll make her talk, so you use your super hearing .

“Jamie?” You hear Kara’s voice. “Who’s Maya?”

“Maya? I’m not sure…” Jamie’s voice comes next. You smile at the fact that she’s still keeping your secret.

“Should we worry?” It’s Lena’s voice that comes now.

“No! Not at all. Nothing to worry about. Well, I’m gonna-Yep.” It doesn’t take long until Jamie walks in your room and you smile at her. “Make me lie again, and I’ll figure out a way to kill you.”

She throws herself in your bed next to you, but you don’t lift your eyes from the text on your screen. You have the biggest dopiest smile ever.

“I don’t understand why you haven’t told them right there.” She pokes you in the face, and you shrug.

“Why haven’t you told your moms that you’re not gay?” You ask her back and she huffs.

“Not the same thing.” Jamie mumbles and you agree with your head.

“Last time Lena saw a boy in my lab she threatened to fire him, told Kara, and Kara followed him around National City dressed as Supergirl. Now poor Luke thinks Supergirl wants to leave him in Siberia just because he talked to me.” You raise your eyebrow at her. “And you wonder why I haven’t told them.”

“Oh yeah, I forgot about the Luke thing.” Jamie breathes deep next to you. She slaps the phone out of your hands, and it falls on your face, making her laugh uncontrollable. “I should have filmed it and sent it to Maya.”

“It didn’t even hurt.” You pout. It didn’t hurt, but you know you looked stupid. “Ok, you know what? I’ll tell them about Maya, and you’ll tell them you’re not gay.”

“Those things are not codependent.” She first says, but then sighs like she’s agreeing. “Ok, whatever. Let’s have the most awkward family dinner ever.”

“Oh, I love awkward dinners.”

Notes:

@itzyourgirlnat prompt idea was that Lena and Kara found out on their own, se here it goes :)

[mariasversion]

my thoughts on young royals, a sequel (there are gonna be many annoying and pointless sequels): episode 2

YOUNG ROYALS’ SPOILERS AHEAD !!

• i’m glad to announce i now know my future wife’s name, madison mccoy. she’s so funny though and her outfits are so cool.

• oof when august and the other guys kept pushing wilhelm to stand on the chair and admit he’d hooked up with someone in the party and he started nervously laughing i felt kinda bad for him bc what was he supposed to say?

‘oh, no august. i didn’t hook up with anyone. i was too busy drunkenly and longingly staring at my crush who is very much a man and who i might be very much attracted to’?

it would’ve been funny though.

• that outfit in the intro. yeah, you know which one i’m talking about. i need more of that. i need more of those little stupid sunglasses. and how he stood up with his books and all.

• when felice left her friends to walk with wil to their next class and her friends just went ‘i mean we have the same next class bestie but go off i guess’ i lost it

• okay hear me out because their classrooms are so cute. they’re so mall and aesthetic and they just look so comfy? what is up with that

but the fact they have to stand up every time the teacher comes in just seems too strange to me. it’s just bc we’d never do that where i live but i couldn’t keep a straight face doing that. and bro, if i just sat down i’m sure as hell not getting back up because you came in.

• oh my god when sara took some pictures of felice with her horse and felice just thanked her looking all soft and shit, i ate that shit up (i adore their friendship and how it develops as the show goes on and i’d love it if they got together in a second season)

• i also loved when they’re finishing the rowing training (i think that was what it was) and wil starts giving simon some advice about it bc wilhelm went ‘oh, yea. flirting is not about pick-up lines anymore. it’s about unasked advice about rowing. thats what i call romance’. and honestly? good for him.

• plus wil not wanting to go to morning training but straight up sprinting to go when he saw simon was there? we love to see it. and how they just kept looking at each other the whole time (doing the planks and stuff)? that was everything.

it’s all about the looks. im telling you.

• and then when all the girls are studying/doing homework together and so are wilhelm and simon was so cute. plus i liked the background song.

and once again it was the little looks between them. those little glances wil was giving simon.

(yes i’m going to keep ignoring august’s whole relevance in most scenes bc i just don’t like him and he’s a little bitch)

but i will say it was very nice when my wife madison said ‘fuck you, august’. it was music to my ears.

• when wil messaged simon and immediately put the phone away bc he didn’t want to look, that was very much relatable. yes, i do that.

• it’s really nice how they actually feel like teenagers, in the way they act and talk. it feels very awkward and very relatable. for example when wilhelm and simon meet to go to the match and they just look at each other silently and then they both go ‘how are you?’

• and when ayub teases simon because he likes wilhelm and it’s so obvious to him, that was so sweet. plus when they’re all cheering for rosh,,, too wholesome

• one of my favorite scenes is definitely that scene where they’re all riding the motorbikes and wilhelm and simon keep trying to hold hands or just brush hands bc it’s so sweet and pure and fun. 10/10 loved it would do it again would watch it on repeat forever

• simon going back home after hanging out with wil and his friends all giddy and excited and telling sara about it melted my heart

• also this might be random but i really like the format(?) they use to show the messages on screen bc sometimes in many shows it’s just cringey but i liked it in this one

• i like the aesthetic of the library in the school. it’s a really pretty shade of green

• august: *giving a weird speech about simon and kissing his forehead*

wilhelm: oh, man. i don’t know what’s going on but you’re one crazy ass bitch

it was very much random and i loved how wil just lost it and how he and simon were looking at each other like ‘is this shit really happening? are you seeing what i’m seeing?’. august is an asshole but he’s so extra and it’s funny sometimes

• their pinkies touching during the film, the looks, the shyly holding hands had me screaming. that’s romance.

• but when wil leaves the room bc sara caught them holding hands and he’s doing his nervous tic (chewing on his thumb or biting it) and he looks at that plaque (?) that says they’re responsible for the legacy of the school or some shit like that it felt very ironic. bc i feel like what wil struggles with is the fact that if he’s with a man then he can’t have biological children and all that stuff about not being able to carry on the legacy.

and maybe i’m just reaching or misunderstanding the scene but then when you can see his anxiety is getting worse and he’s rubbing his chest i just felt like ‘yea, buddy. it’s rough, isn’t it?’ bc i think that sometimes it’s more difficult realizing you’re not attracted to the opposite gender than it is admitting you’re attracted to the same one (bc if you’re still attracted to the opposite one then you could have a “straight” relationship and stuff yk)

well that got deep huh

• once again i’m back on my bullshit, the looks in the first kiss scene. i live for the looks (though wil really looked ready to run for his life).

i just realized simon was wearing a looney tunes t-shirt in that scene. i love his graphic t-shirts.

okay it really isn’t my fault these are getting so long, each episode lasts 40-50 min and that’s a lot