#man this is almost as traumatic as doofenshmirtz losing to a baking soda volcano at poetry night

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Jane: I simply cannot believe that I lost the election for student body president to a baking ingredient!

Dirk: To be fair, vanilla extract would enact better policies than you would.

Jane: It is an inanimate object, Dirk! It cannot even enact a single policy!

Dirk: Exactly.