#collegestuck

[otterpop-z]

collegestuck betas :D

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jane: I simply cannot believe that I lost the election for student body president to a baking ingredient!

Dirk: To be fair, vanilla extract would enact better policies than you would.

Jane: It is an inanimate object, Dirk! It cannot even enact a single policy!

Dirk: Exactly.

[oni-tengu]

hi! can l ask u to draw shoolstuck stuff, please? for example equius and nepeta in shool clothes, talking/doing homework together? l just realy like them and this au, and I really like your drawings too. I would be terribly happy 👉👈

thank you!

sorry i assumed you meant teenagers in school but i dont like drawing teens lol so theyre in college. nepeta probably wanted to go to veterinarian school but she found out u have to do the ugly shit n probably decided on art or undeclared. equius is in health fitness

[hydro-city-zone]

is it cold out?❄️

[fribbitz]

everytime i post random shit here on my main i feel like im fucking up the homestuck flavoured vibe i got going on sorry homestuck followers (which is everyone) as consolation here's a fun fact about hs, theres infinite headcanon possibilities and not every hc has to have perfectly sound text supported logic. All and every hs characters can be fagdyke furries if you want it hard enough and if people are policing that they can shove it.

[motherlimabean]

Oh yeah, just as a BTW, I'm hosting a Collegestuck RP server. If y’all could reblog and share this around to get more folks to join, that’d be a great help!!!

THIS IS AN 18+ SERVER. K thanks.

This AU contains both trolls and humans. You can take a canon character or bring your own fan character!

Her Imperious Condescension, after her husband died when his youngest child turned 13, decided to not induct Earth into one of her colonies. And to respect his dying wish for his descendants live a decent life, she opened a school in his name.

There are some tensions between Earth and Alternia, many unsure if the Empress will continue to uphold the treaty and peace between the two planets.

Trolls that go to Earth must go through a process to prove they can follow basic societal norms on Earth, and if they comply, they may stay on Earth until proven otherwise.

School takes place in Seattle, WA; and this arrangement has been stable for approximately 50 years. Here's the invite! :D https://discord.gg/9huhbHQk6n

[apostatecontrivance]

day 4: coffee / tea

my problem with prompts is i will always pick the harder one and do collegestuck human nepeta...

[daedalusdavinci]

📓

Put “📓” or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I’ll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven’t written but daydream about.

ive spent a lot of time recently trying to remember the hs fics i always dreamed id write one day, but lost motivation for before i ever could. i feel like i used to have endless inspiration and i guess im hoping reflecting on that will help me reconnect with it now

i think i wanted to write a collegestuck fic, where dave and sollux were roommates and dave had a shitty job at a coffeeshop and that he swore was basically step one to becoming a dj because they had live music sometimes and thats *almost* a club (but he doesnt want to be a dj, bro was a dj, hes studying archaeology and hes never been happier and he spends too many hours bent over textbooks in the library with aradia just because he loves it, its everything he wanted when he was a kid and it feels like freedom in his hands, but jade asks him what he wants to be and he says the sickest dj there is, and college is just to tide him over until then, and john asks him what he wants to be and he says a director, so he can make movies even shittier than johns dumbass favorites, and rose asks him what he wants to be and he says solluxs sugar baby, because if you dont admit you want something its harder for people to take it from you)

i dont know what the ship wouldve been, im sure there were times where i was full on applebee2 to the end and times where it wouldve been dvekat and so on and so forth, but i know that dave moved across several states so he could go to school with his friends and i know that he and sollux were assigned to the same dorm and get along in the way that only two irritating nerdboys confined to one room can (which is to say that theyre besties and also they hate each other), because i feel very passionately about sollux and dave being friends just as much as dave and aradia being friends.

i think it would be funny if eridan was studying abroad and was one of those annoying europeans that cant go ten seconds without shitting on america (why are you here then, karkat asks him every ten seconds) and was generally just. literally so insufferable but also had no real idea what he wanted to do w his life so he was just majoring in business even tho he hated it (he switches to history, eventually, and is much happier for it), and i think he studies at daves coffeeshop and gets the kind of coffee that makes dave think hes a pretentious hipster (he is), only he doesnt actually do a lot of studying at all and spends most of his time checking out dave bc hes stupid, and instead of flirting with him he insults him constantly, bc hes stupid. dave literally hates him.

on the side i think id want to spend some time exploring dave reconnecting with rose as long lost siblings and john and jade navigating that weird space of "okay ive known you online forever but this is what knowing you in real life is like huh". i think id go jadrose for this au and emphasize jade having a very complicated relationship with romance bc who am i if i dont make someone aspec. john burns out bad towards the end of their first year and is in his depression era

but yeah. all that, i guess. i came up w a lot of ideas for college aus when i was finishing up community college bc i was so excited to get out and go to uni and so theres a lot of like, idea scraps floating around and maybe someday id like to do something with that, especially now that ive gone to uni and know what its actually like

[deepiintheocean]

estoy escribiendo en un doc de google las carreras que creo que tendrian los alpha kids/trolls, betas etc etc y no se que asignarles a como la mitad de los trolls ni a juneee ayuda... collegestuck au sale mal

[otterpop-z]

this is the best egbert I’ve ever done I think

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Caliborn, ending his tirade: AND THAT IS HOW I. CALIBORN. HAVE COMPLETELY DISPROVEN THE CONCEPT OF PHILOSOPHY.

Rose: Fascinating. If you say that to the philosophy professor, she may give you a PhD in philosophy on the spot.

Caliborn: HOW CAN I GET A PHD. IN SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT EXIST.

Rose: You tell me. You seem to be doing a very good job at it.

[cherpbooboo]

I really liked the Aquariumstuck/Petstuck aus! I’m sure there were more, but I can’t really think of anything else outside of Collegestuck when I was doing larger rps with more people.

Aquariumstuck was SO cute,,,,,

Anyone remember,,,,4chords?

[beangods]

@rosemarymonth2021 day 12: high school/college AU

they’ve been dating since high school (and dancing around each other since middle school) and are basically married except not because they both want to get their degrees first (rose as a psychology/english double major and kanaya as a women & gender studies major with a minor in fashion design). thank fuck they’re not living on campus anymore bc they always made a mess in the kitchen at 3am (and cleaned it up thank god but failed at whatever they were trying to cook based on the smell)

[ask-collegestuck]

Tavva does NOT like strangers - Dads or Uncle Gamzee only