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#man this year was exhausting as f*ck
symeraid-s · 5 months
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Ignoring the entire shitshow around Eurovision this year, it was pretty solid for music.
Switzerland absolutely deserved to win. The Code is a bop and their performance was my favourite of the evening.
Croatia also was really good. Baby Lasagna has a really strong voice and I really liked the vibes of it overall. Also, he's apparently an Electric Callboy fan, so that's a plus in my book.
Ireland was solid. I don't think I like the song as much as other people, but their staging and the screamo parts of the song were perfection.
On the other hand, Israel got way too many points. I kind of expected it, but it still stings. Like, even if the votes were unpolitical (which is highly doubtful), the song wasn't that good. Lativa had a way better ballad.
A thing I definitely didn't expect though, was Germany being in 12th place. It feels wrong to see us on the left side of the scoreboard. Though it is also funny, because Isaak told a newspaper: "who would want to end up on place 12?" He really jinxed himself with that one.
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kamiversee · 4 months
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Not So Innocent ꨄ
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[ { Synopsis } ] ➤ Your boyfriend Choso was always a freak but, your newly wedded husband Choso is ten times worse.
[ { Need to know } ] ➤This is a What-If scenario that stems from my fic; The F*ck List— A tale in which Gojo Satoru blackmails you into seducing a list of people to clear his debt.
[ { Content & Warning } ] ➤ f!reader, heavy dirty talk, language, spitting, manhandling, praise, degrading, rough sex, overstim, slight cum play, filth, etc
[ { Paring } ] ➤ Choso Kamo x f!reader.
[ { Word Count } ] ➤ 3.1k
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——CHOSO'S SO SWEET. Often did you hear such words during your wedding. Your friends, family-, everyone called Choso sweet and simply perfect for you.
The way his eyes lingered on yours for moments far longer than needed, how he'd find any moment to caress your hand, trace small shapes into your palm or your shoulder when he could-- he was such an attentive man. People praised him all day long for how he acted around you.
Even when you weren't around and Choso talked to the guests about you, people commented that he had such a beautiful way of describing you, how he'd explain that you were his muse and all his success in the world of art stems from you.
Choso felt like without meeting you, he may have never gotten as far in life as he did. It took roughly five years or so of dating for you to even be ready for marriage. And for a long time, Choso didn't know what it was you were so afraid of but he still waited patiently until you started to hint that you were ready.
Through those years of dating, you eventually got the whole truth from Gojo, whom you hardly think much about now but, after getting the truth-- you think that's the day you ran to Choso and started throwing out hints of marriage. Perhaps that's what'd been holding you back for so long, not knowing why things happened the way they did in college.
Hell, even after you found everything out, it took some time for you to really wrap your head around things. Part of your heart, this really small part, still longed for Gojo and for that, you felt like shit for months.
Up until you eventually poured the truth out to Choso one day. The whole truth. Every detail of the list, how it started, how it ended-, everything. Choso had responded to you saying that what you told him explained a few things...
Even so, lots had changed over the course of five years. The truth was out and you were completely free from confusion. Not only that but, not too long after Gojo confessed every detail of his truth, Sukuna released his custody over Yuji. So, of course, you and Choso were at an all-time peak of happiness.
Hence why you date the day of your wedding as the happiest day of your life. You recall every moment, every laugh, every happy tear that was shed-, everything. It was such a beautiful and peaceful day.
And Choso was so sweet— too bad that only lasted until the sunset and the two of you were off to your honeymoon destination.
Okay well, he was still sweet for that day since the two of you were a bit too tired to do much after a draining flight to where you are now. As for the next day, the first day of your honeymoon... well, Choso was...
“C’mere baby,” His deep voice, husked with hours of sleep that'd just barely faded off, filled the air of the room you were in.
Soft sunlight peeping in through the curtains, even softer sheets surrounding the two of you, clothes messily scattered to the floor-- he may not have gotten to you on the night of your wedding due to sheer exhaustion but the next morning? Oh, you couldn't get a second away from him.
You've dated Choso long enough to know that sometimes he just wakes up hard, his cock poking at your ass as you'd shift around in your sleep. It was a natural occurrence you'd gotten used to. Sometimes you both ignored it and sometimes it was taken care of immediately.
But when you just got married to this man less than twenty-four hours ago, there was no way for you to have expected him to just ignore his morning wood. Especially not when Choso's been on cloud nine ever since he saw you stroll down that aisle looking just as beautiful as the first day the two of you ran into each other.
A heavy groan pours out of your husband's mouth whilst his hands run along your body, fingertips dancing against your supple skin before he finds his rightful hold on your hips.
Cheek down against the mattress, back arched sensually, and ass up in the air-- the sudden snap of Choso's hips against your ass rips a moan from your mouth, one of many that's already left you within the past hour or so.
You'd married such a sweet man but in bed, he was an entirely different person, hence why your fingers are curling into the sheets and you're attempting to pull yourself away from him for only a second. Only to earn a grunt from Choso who tugs your hips back to him, “Don’t fuckin' runnn baby,” He sighs, a lazy smile spread across his face at the sight.
You've got a bit of drool slipping down your face, Choso's fingers are stopping you from moving too much and all you can do is take it. "M-Mmgh..." Your eyes began to water a bit as his thick cock drilled into your hole relentlessly, "C-Cho, hahh, you're s-so-"
"Big?" He finishes for you, earning a squeeze from your cunt in response. The sudden tightness makes his brows push together as he tosses his head back, "Yeah baby, you've been tellin' me that for years," He teases, "M'not gettin' any smaller, sorry princess."
His tip was so fat and angry against your insides, leaving you utter mush beneath him with how hard he was fucking his cock into you. "C-Can't stand you-, fuck." You gasp as he lands a hand onto your ass, gripping at the fat and chuckling at your words.
Then he's leaning forward a bit and angling his hips differently, drilling deeper inside you before grunting out a low, "Yeah but you can cum f'me again," Choso comments tauntingly with a smirk on his face.
One of his hands starts to travel to your back, pressing you down into the mattress before he lifts a leg a places his foot onto the bed for better leverage. If you weren't clawing at the sheets before, you damn sure are now as his throbbing cock bottoms you out.
Your jaw went slack and you were tearing up, "Ah, mgh, oh... oh fuck, Choso..." You moan, trying to collect yourself and not get too caught up in how good he was fucking you.
But how could you not? Choso was fucking you deep and hard, grunting and groaning without a care in the world while trying to hold out on painting your insides white too soon.
Then there's the way your pussy narrows around his shaft, letting him know you were close again, "See? There you go-," Choso loses his words for a moment as you start moving your hips backward to meet his thrust. You'd caught him completely off guard and it makes him choke, "Y-Yeahhh, fuck yourself on me, jus’ like that," He moans.
Choso leans up a bit just to watch you, eyes glued down on your pussy lewdly taking his cock over and over again. The sight makes him smile, as always.
"Shiit baby, you've got such a pretty fuckin' pussy," Choso praises as he tilts his head, jaw-dropping a bit at how you part your legs a bit more and arches your back further, "Fuck, princess-, fuuck... so fuckin' pretty," He stammers a bit while he continues to praise you, losing himself in the way you continuously bring yourself back on him.
His cock thrust in to match your movements, both of you fucking each other in sync. Oh how you drove Choso to the brink of insanity-- he was moving to spit down on his cock just before it disappeared inside you without a second thought, watching his saliva mix with the slick from your cunt and releasing another moan afterward.
Then Choso brings his hand to your ass again, "Baby, I complimented you, didn't I?"
You just nod stupidly, not thinking twice about what he's hinting toward, "Mmhhmm-," Choso snaps his hips forward again, pelvis clashing into you and making you whine, "F-Fuck."
Cocking his head to the side, Choso starts picking up his pace again, "What're you supposed t'say when you get compliments, huh?" He asks, tone rough with you.
His swollen cock rutted into your cervix, leading your legs to quake and your breath to escape you, "Choso-,"
"No pretty, c'monnn," He cuts off on purpose, "Where's those manners of yours, hm? Have I been too nice to you lately?" Voice dipping down into something a bit sweeter with you, your stomach churns before he's stretching you open all over again.
"Fuck... Fuck-," You gasp and your eyes squeeze shut before you're panting, "T-Thank you Cho..."
That earns a sexy smile from your husband, "There ya' go, suuch a good fuckin' girl f'me. Smart woman I've married, sayin' thank you after gettin' praised. Y'like it when I tell you how pretty y'are, hm?"
Blindly nodding into the bed, "Uhuh..." Is the most you can babble out.
And of course the sound makes Choso smile. He loves getting you to the point where you can hardly speak. Which is exactly why he’s smiling as he hums to you, "Speak up baby." Just as those words leave his lips, his cock is turning your cunt to mush, leaving you nothing more than a mindless hole beneath him.
Panting and clawing at the mattress, tears slip down your cheeks and your words come out jumbled and whiney, "Yes, Choso-, hhgnn… y-yes."
Choso puts on a pout to mock you before he scoffs and reaches a hand down to your hair, "C'mere, look at me,” He utters surprisingly softly before tugging you up by your hair so he can get a decent look at your face.
He forced your head to angle toward him and you swear he’s fucking you harder than he was before. Your pussy was sloshing all over his thick shaft, leaving where you were connected and slipping down along both of your thighs— you were a wet mess but Choso seemed to love you like that.
"Hi baby,” Your husband whispers, his eyes hanging low as he gazes into yours. Then he pouts at you again, “Aww, you cryin'? Feels that good, huh?" Choso teases. He watches the way your brows furrow and decides to go even further, bringing his free hand around your body and moving two fingers down to your clit.
Your body jumps within his hold once he starts rubbing over your clit, a strangled moan pouring out of your mouth, “C-Choso-, hahhh… fuck-,”
He just smirks, "Does it feel good when I touch you like this too?" He asks gently, as if he can’t see the clear effect his touch has on you.
You couldn’t even answer him verbally just yet— quiet mhm’s leaving your throat was the most you could manage. Your hand went over his and your nails were scratching against his arms, legs trying to draw together and your body nearly falling forward.
"Hm? I can't hear you princess,” Choso has the nerve to taunt you, “C’mon, jus' talk t'me. Tell me what you want me t'do," He instructs before pulling your body back against his.
Your mouth simply hangs open and his fingers won’t stop toying with your clit, his heavy cock resting inside you and leaving you full and lightheaded with pleasure, “…Mmh, k-keep-, nngh, g-go- oh, fuck, fuck… keep goin’ Cho… hahh, don’t stop, don’t fuckin’ stop…”
His cock aches inside you at the sound of your small whimpers in between words and your twisted-up face. Smiling, "Keep goin’, huh? You close?" Choso’s voice is sudden in your ear and you just moan into the air. “Gonna make a mess on me? Hahhh, fuck I guess I married a slut too, huh?”
You manage to meet his eyes and Choso swears he’s never seen you with an expression this lewd before. Well, he definitely has but, it still amazes him every time.
His brows push together and he groans, "I mean, look at that face-, shit,” Choso gasps. Just looking at you with a completely fucked out expression almost made him fold, “So fuckin' perfect. My perfect wife."
Your lower lip pokes out and you whine, “C-Cho…”
“Mhm, y’know you’re mine right?” He coos, leaning in to kiss the side of your neck. You huff out a sigh in response and he starts talking against your skin, “Yeahhh, my wife. My lil’ slut to ruin whenever the fuck I want, right?”
His voice grew rough all of a sudden and he started moving you around again, placing a hand to your back and forcing you back down to the bed. Then both of his hands were on your back, pressing into your arch before his hips picked up in pace.
The veins decorating his cock rubbing against your walls, cockhead digging deep inside you and making you gasp all over again.
Then there’s his voice, “Y’like that Mrs. Kamo?”
Oh you practically lose yourself right then and there— a slick mess of cum coating his dick due to one simple phrase. Choso scoffs loudly at the sight and the feeling of your pussy squeezing him like crazy.
��S-Shit, y’like your new last name, huh?” Choso huffs, sounding a bit more breathless than he did just moments ago.
“M-Mhmm, ah… mmgh-, fuck,” You bite your bottom lip for a second to get yourself together before uttering a sweet, “I love it Cho…”
He really starts to lose himself after that, mindlessly pounding into you with his jaw-dropping a bit. Choso doesn’t think he’s ever been this turned on in his life. You were his. His wife.
Fuck he was seconds from emptying himself inside of you— hell, maybe he should. Fuck you nice and full of his cum… It’s been a while since you’ve let him do so after all.
“Baby,” Choso grunts, heavy pants leaving his wet lips, “F-Fuck, m’gonna cum…” He suddenly heaves out.
So lost in the thought of cumming inside you, Choso hardly realizes how he’s drilling into you right now— the bed had begun to shake and your body was dipping down into the mattress, his cock twitching wildly inside you as it ached for release and heavy balls slapping against you with his every thrust.
The fabric below you is wet from your drool and you could hardly even whisper his name out, the sound leaving in a light squeak, “Choso.”
“Uhuh,” Choso responds mindlessly before he moans, “M-Mhmm, fuck… lemme cum inside you, princess.” He finally manages to blurt out his thoughts and it catches you off guard.
Followed by that is Choso moving a hand under you and rubbing his fingers over your clit yet again— tugging a cry from your throat, “S-Shit-, hahhh,” Your body was practically folding in on itself but his other hand remained firm on your back, keeping you in position, “Choso, fuck, Cho… mmmh-“
“Please?” He whines, “Fuck-, fuuck… baby… I need to,” Choso’s quick to beg you as he’s desperate for his release, “Needa’ stuff this pretty pussy full of me,” He babbles out before throwing his head back and groaning, “Fuuck, I wanna see it drippin’ outta’ you when I’m done. ‘Nd then stuff it right back in, make it nice and sloppy.”
His words had you cumming again before you finally agreed, nodding desperately against the bed, “Okay, mgh, okay, fuck,” You whisper.
His thrusts grow sharper and his body weighs into you a bit, “Okay, what?” Choso grunts lowly.
Just barely, you angle your head back as best you could to look at him and flash the smallest fucked out smile you could manage, “Cum inside me, Cho.”
His reaction is priceless, seed spilling into your pussy seconds after those words hit his ears— or maybe it was the way you’d looked at him, either way, he was fucking his cum into you within seconds.
Babbling as he ruts into you with mindless, almost animalistic-like thrusts, “Fuckin’ love you-, holy shit, I love you,” Is the only thing Choso could repeat as his cum spurted into you, the sound of slick growing louder and messier as he never once slowed the pace of his thrusts.
And he’s just thrusting in and out and in and out over and over again, watching that messy white ring form at his base and letting out a long groan at the sight.
“F-Fuck, say it back pretty, tell me you love me,” He huffs impatiently.
Sure, Choso knows you love him and he can clearly see how difficult speaking is for you but he didn’t care, he needed to hear it back from you anyway.
“Love you, Cho,” You whimper, “Mmmh… I love you s-so much.”
And then he’s fucking you through those very words, his body leaning over yours at this point and a moan of your name leaving his lips— followed by the faintest whimper.
When he finally calms himself, he’s pulling out with small whines escaping him. His face was flushed and he couldn’t stop panting.
Then he was moving a thumb to your sensitive folds, spreading your cunt apart to watch his cum trickle out and angling the tip of his cock against your hole just to watch his cum drip out of you and down onto his skin.
It was messy, nasty even, but didn’t care one bit. A smile was etched onto his face as he did so and you just laid there completely still for a while.
Choso was behind you toying with the mess below, enjoying himself a little too much, “Can’t get enough of this pussy, y’know…”
You scoff, “Choso…”
“I’m jus’ sayin',” He hums before tilting his head, smiling growing, “She’s so messy, I fuckin’ love her.”
You roll your eyes at the man, “Cho… please stop talkin’ about my pussy like it’s a p-person…”
“Shhh baby, I’m trying to listen t’her,” He says, completely disregarding your words as he continues to just rub his tip in between your folds. “Nasty fuckin’ girl. Y'Made such a big mess,” Choso coos. Then he shrugs and you feel him start pressing his tip into you, “S’okay though, you’ll make another one f’me, right?”
You send your husband a look, “Choso.”
“Shhh princess, don’t be rude,” He hums, smiling to himself as he doesn’t even attempt to look away from your cunt, “I haven’t even made my pretty girl squirt yet,” He comments before his smile widens, “Good thing I’ve got all day t’do so.”
Yeah, you definitely weren’t getting any more rest…
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anna-357 · 1 year
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Seventeen fic recs
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M=smut, F=fluff, A=angst
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Apartment 222 m @number1mingyustan
Rule number 1: don't show up drunk at your hot neighbor's apartment if it’s 2am
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Kim Mingyu
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It’s not weird that you and your roommate do certain things that others would consider, um, strange. It’s not weird because you don’t make it weird, and he certainly doesn’t go out of his way to make a big deal either. or the one where you and your roommate masturbate together casually until it becomes not so casual, and maybe neither of you can do it at this point without wanting more.
Boo Seungkwan
7pm ft. Soonyoung, seokmin m f @onlymingyus
Four best friends, a sleepover, and drinks.
you got it all wrong m f @seokgyuu
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Chwe Hansol
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Lee Chan
Now spit, baby m @rubyreduji
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you got it all wrong m f @seokgyuu
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Champagne from your lips m @seokgyuu
You and Chan have been best friend for years. Little do you know he is incredibly attracted to you. When you tell him to help you bag him your dad's tennis instructor Chan only has one condition. He gets to join the fun.
@matchahyuck
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hrdenha · 1 year
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— office hours | p.js
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synopsis: you're stressed, still a virgin, and wanted to get laid. you wanted it to be a complete stranger. luckily, for you, there's one who's been watching you from the vip rooms.
pairings: stranger!park jongseong x office worker/virgin!reader
warnings: MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. drunk reader, still with consent of course, basically asking some stranger to get her virginity, jay's big 👀, fingering, penetration, breeding kink, c*ck warming, oral s*x (f receiving)
AUTHOR'S NOTE — !
and i am backkk! it's been awhile since i posted here but tbh, i still have so many drafts in this blog. i dont know when i can finish it and post it but I'm hoping for the absolute best. please, turn a blind eye whenever you see errors and misspelled words. this is not yet edited and i just finished writing this a few minutes ago.
oh! and don't forget to check out some of my works and enjoy! also, let me know what u think in the comments or reblogs 🫶
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"So, let me sum this up..." Ryujin held up her right hand for a 'pause' before drinking her Starbucks cup as if she needed the strong savor of coffee to stay sane on something that was about to go on.
"So you wanted to get laid but you're still a virgin and you don't know someone who can do you?"
Is it just you, or did ryujin just emphasize the words 'you', 'get laid', and 'virgin'? Is it that hard to believe? Is the idea THAT crazy?
"Yes, and please lower your voice" You hissed at her which Karina chuckled, all while trying to cover your face with your right hand; as you turned your head back when a group of employees walked past the three of you.
"How about, chan?" Karina suggested. "From the I.T. unit? He looks so good and IS good"
Both you and ryujin make a revolted face, "Ew. How do you know?" The woman beside you asked that karina just responded with a simple shrug before looking away to sip on her coffee.
You shook your head, "I don't want the person to know me and vice versa. I think I need a complete stranger to help me... with this" The word 'stranger' dragged in between your teeth when you groaned at your so-called 'problem'.
"Is that your new fetish?" Ryujin teasingly smiled at you, jutting her eyebrows up and down, making you roll your eyes.
"but seriously what? we can't just throw you to some man on the street, y/n. what if he's a good-for-nothing asshole?" ryujin replied with karina agreeing on her side. "But seriously, y/n what's the rush? I mean, I'm not the sentimental type of a person obviously..." The blue-haired woman rolled her eyes, "but would it even hurt if you wait a little bit more? for a person you know and are comfortable with?"
You exhaled, karina has a point though "I know but it's been bugging me. I don't like rushing things like this but it keeps me from experiencing 'that' level of fun. It feels like I'm missing something. I want to live my life a little, not that I'll sleep with everyone I laid my eyes but you know? Having fun without thinking of some limitation is such a temptation."
Both of your girls nodded, telling you that they understand. "Okay, let's go with plan B. After work this thursday, let's go to this bar I knew" This time, it's your turn to nod silently thanking your friends that they're supportive.
Your mind flies elsewhere as you try to convince yourself that your choice is fair, something that was not bad but also not good.
You're not lying when you told your friends that you don't like rushing things like this. Originally, you just wanted to go with the flow. If you'll get into a serious relationship, which is far away to happen because you're a career-oriented woman— then you'll give it to someone who deserves it. Of course, you had a fair share of relationships; a tough one on top of that.
Maybe it was the trauma. Having a relationship running for almost 2 years and then suddenly opening your eyes to see your boyfriend, heads up manipulating you was exhausting. That's why you didn't hesitate to break up with your boyfriend who tried to manipulate you into having sex with him while having a sexual relationship with his branch manager in a strictly no-office romance setting.
Of course, it didn't end with just the breakup. Of course, you wouldn't let him prey against other women again. No, it's not your type at all. You wanted to cripple him... big time. And so, you print all his soliciting of nudes amongst the women in their branch and the sexual conversation with his manager he's been having an affair with; even manage to ladle some CCTV footage where the two of them had sex in one of the office room then sent it anonymously to the head office of the company which resulted in his and the woman's contract to be terminated.
After that chaotic incident, you never opened up your heart to everyone. You just basically drowned yourself in work that resulted in you becoming the head manager of your own team.
At first, you're contented, happy even. You stepped up your game at work with nothing but your schedule as the first source of conflict in your life. The fact of you, being not in a relationship and a virgin on top of that, didn't really matter to you except last month when things started to happen.
The corporation you've been working at got a huge project that resulted in all the manpower to work causing you to be a little irritated. It's not the first time you handled such a huge project but if incompetent people will continuously be incompetent, then someone will definitely be on edge for days. You're convinced it was just the fatigue and stress. Of course, what else could it be? but then your cousin, Jake, told you otherwise.
"You're a little bit snappy these days, y/n" you smelled the oddly familiar aroma of Macchiato behind that even you can't help but to taste it on the tip of your tongue.
Jake emerges from behind you, mumbling a soft 'here' as he gently puts down the glass of the drink he personally made that he knew your favorite.
Your hands immediately glued to the cup taking a delicious sip before looking up to him, humming as the familiar taste of sweetness and vanilla hit your tongue, "It's nothing, just got a big project so we've been working nonstop"
"You need to relax"
"Believe me, I will..." You nodded your head, not looking at your cousin while your point finger keeps scrolling through the documents. "Just not now, maybe after this because work is currently kicking my ass off"
"Nah, bro. You don't need to wait for your work to finish in order to relax. You just need to get laid and then it will all go"
After Jake told you that, how can he walk out of your room as if nothing happened? Now, how can you function properly when you are mostly convinced that you really need to get laid in order to remove all the stress?
At first, you become in denial. You tried doing it the traditional way. Got yourself your favorite scented candle, play your favorite movie, a nice warm bath, and your friend, the pink vibrator after you bridged the project into a success that made the company give your whole team a two weeks vacation and an added bonus.
You become contented again. Turns out you don't need a man and sex just to relax, right? Wrong. Not until another project came up and you were on edge again, that's when you accepted your pain and resorted to your friends that put you in this situation.
Why can't God or someone high above drop a respectable, career-oriented man like you with a big dick and high stamina to fuck the stress out of you, straight on your lap? But no, that would be too good to be true.
Days easily passed by and here you are now, at Karina's house while she attempts to doll you up. You're used to wearing make-up, also because of your job where it is needed to look presentable at all times. What you're not accustomed to is wearing makeup with the purpose of getting laid.
"Drink this" Karina hand you a glass of water? Your hands took it unconsciously but give her a confused look where she just mouthed 'vodka'. That's when you realize all three of you have your own 'vodka' in your hands.
"... for what?" you ask carefully still confused as to why they drink vodka when there's a lot or you mean a LOT of alcoholic drinks at the bar later. You saw the two women behind you look at each other in the mirror before laughing. "Aww, this poor thing" Karina coos, "Luckily, she have us" Ryujin pouted before walking on your supposed-to-be outfit that was still in the box that she had delivered this morning.
"You need that so you'll be tipsy even before we get to the club" Karina replied when she saw your still confused face. She holds a makeup brush in front of you before whispering, "Don't worry, little tiger. We'll sharpen your claw and make you run free" You close your eyes tightly at the thought while feeling the brush on your lips. Dang, are you really that old potato?
"Try to be bold, y/n... remember that" Karina whispered as she brush another dab of the 'boldest' color of eyeshadow on your lids just like she said. "You're confident and bold, and we love that but it's not for the right thing as of now. This is not the job, not for hunting clients or something. Your purpose is to get laid, to have some dick in your mouth, okay?" ryujin added that made you playfully hit her.
"And... done!" Karina squealed, softly tucking an unwanted hair off your forehead. "Damn, you're so hot!" The girl made a 'cat claw' with her hands teasing as you stand in front of the full-body mirror across her room.
You were wearing a red mini dress that has a perfect cut-out on your solar plexus, partnered with a stylish necklace and simple earrings. The color made your hair and sultry makeup stand out.
Yes, you look good and you'll give karina and ryujin a thumbs up for helping you with the right make-up and dress but also, you can't help but cry inside when the skirt would slide up when you walk making your hands automatically pull it down again.
Ryujin slaps your hands, "No! No touching the dress, I'm not gonna let you slouch all day just because you wanted it to be below the knee length"
"It keeps riding up!" You pouted, "It's helping you get a dick tonight by practically displaying your ass" Ryujin replied before clicking her tongue, "Just let it slide the hell it wants, you look fine. Dang, you look so good, girl!" She added before pulling the three of you outside with the taxi waiting.
The bar was loud and dark. It has a bright light flashing in every direction and was packed with people. As the three of you walk towards the tunnel, the loud music slowly become prominent, the same with people greeting the girl you're with. "Karina!" Some guy called that she just responded with a kiss, "Who's this?" He asks looking at your figure up and down. "I didn't know we have a new meat coming up"
"You'll taste it if it wants to be eaten later so watch out but for now, we're here for a girl's night out and no boys are allowed" Karina responded for you, slightly pushing the guy out of the way and pulling both you and ryujin inside. Karina's action made you sigh in relief, you were getting uncomfortable at the guy's stare. It felt like he was stripping you naked. Will you be able to pull this off?
"How are we supposed to talk?" You talk loudly at ryujin's ears which made her laugh. "Just relax and have fun, y/n. Let it all out, just relax" She said patting your back before giving you a drink that karina ordered before.
"Have this... hope this helps you calm down" And she's right, you indeed got calm as the sweet taste of the cocktail hit your tongue. A little while and you were downing drinks after drinks. You even pulled your friends into the dance floor yourself, you were indeed having fun. In fact, too much fun.
It was just a cocktail, but you down a sweet cocktail into a shot of tequila real quick. And no, you're not drunk and you know it. You still know what you're doing, still, know what you're saying, and can still process what is happening around you. It's just that you were far more relaxed than the first time you walked through the entrance of this bar.
As you dance with your friends on the dancefloor, your eyes thoughtlessly linger on the second floor where the VIP rooms are located. And there you saw a man in a full expensive suit that perfectly fit and hug his body— standing on the veranda just in front of the stage where the dancefloor was located. He has a drink in his left hand while the other was tucked away in his pocket. You don't know if you're seeing this clearly but you swore, you saw him looking down directly at you. The man was sipping on his cup, hooded eyes still looking at you, watching you like a hawk observing its prey.
You want to blame it on alcohol, you were getting brazen and you like it. If it's true that the mysterious man WAS really looking at you then you have to give him a show, right?
And so you started to dance more sensually, feeling yourself like there's no tomorrow, even biting your lips. It was a bonus that an equally sexy song played at the right time. That made your hips unconsciously grind, making your friends hype you up even more. The time you look up again, the man was gone. Not a single person was standing on the second floor. The man suddenly vanishing in your eyes made you feel disappointed but didn't let it ruin your fun. Now, that's your main agenda, aside from hunting for a dick, of course.
When the song finished, you excused yourself from the dance floor to fetch yourself a drink. Well, that goes your social battery. It finally hit zero and right now, you need ice-cold water to help with your burning body. You walked towards the counter and requested your drink. Enough with the dance, now, all you want to do is drink in peace.
Which men never really understand. The whole time you were there, a handful of guys try giving you their company but you politely turn them down, not giving them a chance to see through you even though you can feel the liquor slowly hitting your senses. Your eyes unconsciously traveled towards the second floor where the reticent man was standing before. The rooms look expensive plus there are bouncers standing at the entrance of the stairwell.
If that man was real, then he was surely loaded. Lucky.
Your mind woke up when there was a shout coming from the other side of the bar. A fight just broke out and they were causing a scene. You don't know why but your head turns again towards the stairs going upstairs to the VIP rooms. The bouncers who were standing there before were now gone, maybe to assist with the fight.
Your lips slowly curved upward, feet straightly walking towards the stair and onto the second floor. There's a series of rooms and you took your time looking inside each of them. Finally, you reached the room at the far corner of the hallway. You were about to pull the lever handle when you noticed it was not closed, the door was just slightly agape and music was coming inside.
You slowly push it open and see a man in a suit sitting on the couch with papers on his hands. There are a few bottles of liquor on the table. Wine, Champagne, beer; you name it and it'll be there.
The man quietly looks at you, still waiting for your next move. You didn't know if this is the same man you saw earlier. But one thing is for sure, he is handsome: aura never failed to make your skin shiver.
As a career woman, him sitting expensively on the couch with a folder in his hands, while wearing black specs and a watch was so hot to see. It made your mouth water. It was as if the man was a blessing from the heavens and you really like him.
Your mouth can't help but release a giggle at the thought before finally letting yourself in and closing the door with your weight, your fingers turning their locks.
Maybe it was the alcohol, the liquor in your system was making you bold... making you brave as if you were in an illusion. You were in a perception that you mostly can do anything at this point.
You started walking in his direction, the man raise his brow, throwing the paper at the table not really caring if it got wet before shifting his position. His arms were now resting at the top of the couch as he manspread. Damn, he's so sexy.
His exorbitant suit really matched this place. The warm light that elucidates some parts of the room made his skin glow. He was so perfect, his eyes are soft but his thick eyebrows make them narrow and his hair... his perfect black hair slicked back completed his look.
He's a 10, a heaven on the place called Earth. You wanted him that's why you finally did the sole purpose of why you're here.
You approach his face and the manly fragrance immediately hit your senses, he smells good almost like a sophisticated noble. "You... I really like you" Your fingers seductively played with his tie before tugging it harshly closer to you, "Can you take my virginity... please?" Your voice drawled, staring intently into his eyes so that you can even see them mirror your lines.
It didn't go unnoticed on your sight the way his adam's apple bobbed, it made you release a snarky smile. "I believe you're drunk, miss" He coughed trying to compose himself and he didn't fail. The vulnerability you saw earlier fade almost immediately at the same time you noticed it.
"Too bad... I can clearly see you being turned on" You pouted, eyes gesturing at the forming tent on his pants; his eyes trailing behind.
"And, are you sure I'm drunk?"
"Well, are you?" He asks, the low tone of his voice making your skin shiver. You shake your head, smirking at him before grabbing a half-empty bottle of champagne and taking a drink of it. Oblivious, at the pair of eyes who are watching you with so much amusement.
"So..." You crawled on top, straddling him. Your lips can't help but smirk when you feel him jutting out his legs more for you. "Will you do me?"
"Don't need to tell me twice, kitten" His lips crashed with yours. Both lips molded perfectly with each other, and his teeth tugged at your lower rim demanding an entrance. The sudden stipulation made you smile in between your kiss and the way he deepens it made you think that he can't get enough of you.
The man pulled off from the kiss, heavy eyes setting on you while his hands feel your legs. "Come with me" He whispered leaving a butterfly kiss on one of your shoulders.
He gently pushes you off his lap before pulling you outside. There's another door aside from the one you use to get in, the said door was connected to a hallway where a modern elevator was waiting at the end of it. The two of you get inside and the man didn't waste the chance to once again entangled your bodies. He traps you on one of the corners, closing the space between the two of you with his body.
His lips immediately found yours, groaning when your lips caught him openly. Your arms can't help but unconsciously snake to his neck from the spur of the moment. He grabs your right leg, attaching it to his hips grinding himself on your clothed pussy
'Ding!' The elevator opened at its designated floor. The man pulled you again until both of you stops in front of a room. He snake his hands on his pocket, you noticed something black like a card. It must be a key card since he swipe it before the door automatically opens.
He pulled you in again before closing the door with your weight, kissing you hard again as if it was the first time he ever tastes you. The man scopes you up, both of your legs on either side of his body as both of you kiss like there's no tomorrow.
He put you on the bed, his hands tugging on his tie before pulling it off while his eyes set on you the whole time. You felt your pussy throb. How can someone be so hot just from pulling their tie off?
"Are you really sure about this?"
You didn't answer but nodded instead, the man shook his head. "I need your words, baby" His hands felt your cheeks, tucking your hair on your right ear. You hummed while closing your eyes to feel his tender touch, "I want you to take me" You finally said looking straight into his eyes.
"Just kiss me." And he did. He kisses you just how you like it, just how he likes it. It was as if he wants to devour you whole and you love it.
The man attacks your neck pulling you closer to him while leaving open mouth kisses on the way to your clothed chest. He was an expert, he made you lose your mind with his touch that you didn't even feel his fingers untying the strings from the back to loosen your shoulder strap.
He released a shaky breath at the sight of your bare breast. You felt his hot breath on your nipples and they almost immediately got hardened making him chuckle. His hands started massaging your front, followed by his mouth where his tongue played with your nipple, teeth bitting with your tits that made you lose your mind.
You felt his hands slowly traveling southward until he felt the wet spot on your panties caused by him. He didn't waste time and set the string of your thong aside then plunged a finger inside you that made you moan.
"Didn't even need to lubricate you on how wet you are, princess. So wet just because of me" He said, mouth and finger going back from to torturing both your tits and hole.
Your moan gets louder when he adds another finger and then another. "Fuck... ah!"
"Jay..." He suddenly said still pleasuring you.
"W-hat?"
"Moan my name" You don't know how your brain processed it but you nod. So his name was Jay? This a distinctive way of exchanging names but you love it
Jay eyes all your reaction as he torments you in pleasure. His hands didn't just go in and out but also up and down, even circling his fingers as if he was tickling the deepest part of you.
It didn't take long before the pleasure spreads across your body, the feeling of pleasure from his mouth and fingers mixing into a big pressure inside your stomach. You were practically screaming his new-learned name from pleasure and he was letting you. Even felt him smiling from your skin as you emphatically close your eyes.
"I- ah! gonna... cum! Jay!" You shouted feeling his pace becoming faster than before, making your back arches and head was thrown back at the bed. With one last cry of his name, you finally cum. Jay's fingers ride your high while you motionlessly lay on your back, mind still blown from the orgasm.
Jay lay beside you, his clothed erection brushing on your legs as he did. "You alright?"
You sighed before nodding just looking at the white ceiling, "That was... wow" a chuckle came out of your lips before looking at him. Jay was resting his head on his hands as he lay on his side while looking down at you, "One thing is for sure..." His brow rose, wordlessly telling you to continue. "I'm definitely not drunk"
Both of you chuckled, and you can't help but to stare at him. He really is beautiful. Your eyes gaze on his pants, "Aren't we going to take care of that?" You ask as you felt Jay eyes his erection.
"I don't know, will you?"
Is he challenging you? He didn't even know how you love challenges. You smirked pushing him to lay on his back that made jay smile in amusement, "Definitely" You took the chance to straddle him again, your bare chest giggling at the sudden movement.
Jay's dick was exactly underneath your pussy making you sigh in relief. The adonis sit up crashing his lips to you while you take off his suit then unbutton his polo and finally his well-toned body is displayed in front of you. "Like what you see?" He asks, brow raising at you.
You scoffed playfully, "And what if I do?"
And, that's the last thing you remembered before passing out and finally waking up in bed in the same room you and the man named 'jay' practically devoured each other out. You don't remember anything after you blacked out, and you're not certainly sure if you really took care of Jay's err— problem but one thing you are sure of is that you didn't get laid, well, in terms with penetration, that is.
You enjoyed the night, that's for sure. So, you waited for Jay. You waited for the man who made you see stars the night before but no one came. You also tried finding some notes or any message he might have left but nothing. Jay must've got turned off after you passed out on him last night. Oh well, life goes on. You can't really do something about it even though you're dying to see him again to try to make it up for how he made you feel. But then again, you have a reputation to maintain and so, you prepare yourself to go to work.
"Is it true that Chairman Park's grandson is finally here after years of managing our western branch?"
"Maybe? I'm just hoping he's hot— ah, good morning, sunbae!" it didn't go unnoticed to your ears on how the woman's voice raised a little higher before both of them bowed to you as a respect when you step inside the elevator. You're not a strict superior and have your own issue to resolve so you just dismissed them after returning a simple smile and a bow.
"Oh, so you're alive. We thought you were dead and got your organs sold over the black market." That's the first thing your co-worker, karina asked as soon as you pulled the glass door to step inside. You stared at her dumbfounded, mouth slight agape. "Not gonna let me sit first are you?"
The woman stared and is hot on your heels as you make your way on your own table to put your things down. You're not looking at Karina but you can feel how she rolled her eyes when you purposely do your own thing a little bit slowly to make your friend suffer a little bit. You know how she hates slow people.
You heard her huff a quiet laugh, still waiting for you as she rest both her arms on the lining that made your table's wall separator.
After making yourself comfortable sitting on your swivel chair, you finally look up to Karina; a teasing smile on your lips when you saw your friend's ticking patience.
She exhaled air, "So, what happened? We got so worried when we didn't saw you last night, even you're phone is off-" You quietly showed her your dead phone in which she just nodded. "Ryujin even thought someone kidnapped you" Well... that's not completely wrong, isn't it?
"I'm still alive and kicking as you can see, rin. And, I'm sorry about my lines not being open. I know you two are worried. Don't worry, this will never happen again."
"Fine... so what happened? Did you finally lost your virginity?"
"No"
"What?"
And so you tell the things that happened this morning, leaving all the details about the stunt you and jay pulled last night.
"So, you met this guy who brought you to a hotel room upstairs, blacked out and then that's it? Are you sure he didn't do something to you?" Karina asked, worried glazed over her voice.
You nodded before answering 'yeah', "I still have my clothes on and I don't feel anything wrong with my body."
"Well, that's good. I'm relieved nothing bad happened to you." She sighed, "So, what's the plan?"
You were about to say something when Ryujin ran inside hugging you, "Y/n! What happened? Are you alright?" Her hug was suffocating. This made you tap her, "Tigh—t!" She immediately pulled away whispering a soft 'sorry'.
"I'm alright, no need to worry, ryu."
"Okay, but that's not the only reason why I ran here. I heard that..." The girl signals for her hands to make you and karina scoot closer. "I heard that the chairman's son was here today and that he'll manage the company from now on." Ryujin whispered making Karina nod.
"Nothing new? I just heard about that in the elevator on my way here"
"That's cheating—"
"Everyone to the assembly hall, now!" One of the seniors announced after knocking on the glass, not even bothering to make his whole body go inside the door.
"What is it now?" Karina whispered but started walking towards the elevator otherwise. "Maybe we'll know whether the gossip about chairman park's son is true or not." You shrugged.
You, together with the other employees arrived at the hall not long after to finally take your respective seats. It was full and all the other high end members of the board were there too. "Something's big is coming" Ryujin whispered on your side that made you nod as you waited for the program to start.
"President Park Jongseong will now start his inauguration speech" Said the speaker as the crowd erupted in applauses as two young men entered the venue from the side before walking towards the stage. "President? Woah. He's our new boss." Karina whispered but you didn't care. Your eyes pinned on the man who was now in front of the center podium.
That's...
"Thank you for your warm welcome—" You can't hear what he's saying but you didn't remove your gaze at him. He's jay, right? The one who— wait. Is he looking over here?
You immediately lowkey covered your face and looked down when you realized he did. You're hoping he didn't see you at all. Hell, you're a few meters away from the stage. You're even sitting at the very end row of the chairs. There's no way he saw you.
Shit. You cursed realizing the weight of your actions. You just made your new boss finger you last night. The worst of it is that you even blacked out in front of him. You're fucked, Sim Y/n. You are fucked!
The speech address finished in line without fail or disturbance. Jay didn't even look over your way again much to your relief. After the speech was finished, the new president thanked the board members and immediately left saying he still had things to prepare for and that's the last thing you see 'Jay' today. It was as if nothing happened between the two of you and that he forgot about your existence.
After the event, things got back to normal. Aside from him being the sole topic of your office mate's conversation, nothing new reminds you about the man who does you good that turns out to be your new boss. That's why you're convinced that things finally ended. Well, that's what you thought.
"Y/n, are you sure you don't need us to wait for you?" Ryujin asked standing behind your chair, karina on the side. "No, really. I'm fine. Another slide and I'll finish this presentation then I'll go home. Don't let me take your time to relax." You replied smiling at them. They were convinced and so they finally left you.
It's early in the evening and you bet you're the last person on the floor. Not that you despised it. The presentation was due next week but you have the energy to finish it and so you did. You just wanted to spare yourself another workload next week.
After printing the last page, you decided to call it a day. You were about to ride the elevator when someone called you from behind. You look over your shoulder before turning around and finally met by an unknown guy explaining the unfamiliar voice that called you just now.
"Yes? Can I help you?" You politely asked, "One of the board members asked for you."
Board member? Me? That's weird. You thought you were the only person left.
"I understand, Mister...?"
"Kim. Kim Sunoo." He answered, smiling before starting to walk to show you the way.
"Sorry, I just don't recall seeing you around here." You explained looking at the back of his head. You heard Sunoo chuckled, "Well, we're new here, Ms. Sim."
We? But your confusion was resolved when you heard someone knocking but saw it was Sunoo. "Park sajang, miss sim is here."
Wait, park sajang? Your eyes got wide before looking at sunoo who just signal for you to come inside. Now, that you took a good look at him, you realize that sunoo's the same man you saw earlier at the assembly hall. The one who stands behind Jay, the chief secretary of this company.
"Miss Sim..." You woke up in daze when you heard his voice again. You didn't even realize that sunoo finally opened the door for you. And after contemplating things, you finally took a step inside.
The room was quite dark but well lit with the warm lights shining on the side. The wide glass window overseeing the city lights while a man, you knew was Jay, had his back turned to you while sitting on his table.
No one talked. The silence was suffocating at least, for you. Time finally came where you can't take it anymore and finally braved yourself to say something.
"You called for me, President Park?" You asked trying your best not to sound nervous.
The man stopped on whatever he was doing before finally facing you still sitting on his table with a folder on his hand.
"Sunoo" He called.
"Yes, Mr. Park?" Sunoo immediately answered from the other side of the door. I thought he left.
"I can take it from here, you can leave." You heard a 'yes, sir' before hearing the sound of steps finally fading.
"How are you feeling, Ms. Sim?"
You didn't look at him straight, just keeping your eyes on the floor. You heard him chuckled in low tone. That's sexy. "Now, where is that feisty woman i met last night, hmm kitten?"
"What?" You heard him right. You knew what he meant but your mind is currently blanked.
What's going to happen to you now? Will you get fired? Will you be homeless?
"Ms. Sim..." He called again making you look at him. He started walking towards you. You wanted to run or hide, whatever it is but you felt your body froze. Jay is now a few steps away from you. No suit in sight, just his white simple polo partnered with black slacks, two buttons unbuttoned causing his tan chest showing a little bit to tease. His sleeves were neatly folded up to his elbow wearing simple black bracelet while a glass adorned his eyes surely to read the files earlier. He looks so neat, elegant and... fucking sexy that you can't help but think how he'll look if you he decided to defile—
NO! What the heck are you thinking, Y/n?!
"I'm asking how you feel about last night..." Jay suddenly pulled you closer by your waist making you gasped, your hands automatically touching his shoulder and back for support. "How will you feel about picking up what you started last night?" Jay whispered in your ears and you swear you shivered, goosebumbs spreading on your skin. The only thing running on your mind is how you love to kiss him.
Oh fuck it! You thought before clashing your lips with him.
Jay greeted you with the same desire, playing with your tongue as both of you moan in pleasure.
"This is the office, Mr. Park." You whispered in between kisses. "I know," He replied leaving marks on your neck, "I just can't help it knowing I might lose you again."
"You won't. I promise."
Jay then looked straight in your eyes before kissing your forehead. "Let's get out of here."
Things happened so fast that you didn't even realize how the two of you got down towards the parking lot and into Jay's car. He immediately started the engine before driving away. Jay drove over the hills away from the traffic that explains why the drive felt like a blink of an eye.
You just saw yourself looking at Jay as he parked inside a huge house with an automatic gate that opened itself when his car stopped in front of it.
"Wait here" Your brain didn't have enough time to register his words when Jay jogged towards your side of door, opened it and started picking you up like a newly wedded bride.
"What—! Sir, I can walk."
"Sorry, can't help it" He whispered even though it's evident in his voice that he's not really sorry for the stunt. "And, that's Jay to you. We're not in the office anymore, Y/N."
How did he know your name? Oh, he's your new boss. It's not surprising if he did know basic information about you who's one of his employee. And with that, you simply nodded as Jay ascended the stairs and into a room. He gently puts you to bed as he connects his lips with yours. "Can't run now, kitten."
"I don't have the plan anyway" You replied, removing his polo, yours being the next one to join the pile of clothing on the floor. Jay started kissing your neck on the way to your chest where his skilled hands remove your brassiere in one swift move. He then continued his ventures southward kissing your stomach before removing your office skirt together with your lacey panties completely.
He spread your legs making you shiver in pleasure. Just the thoughts of the things he'll do to you is making you turned on, what more if he finally does it.
"Relax, kitten." He said before diving through your folds earning a moan from you. "J-jay! Ugh!" Fuck, he's eating you so good that your hands can't help but tugged his hair. Your moans got louder when his tongue focused on your clit before adding two fingers on your hole practically eating and fingering you like there's no tomorrow.
He can feel that you're close even if you won't say it or... don't have the ability to say it. You were far up to the stars and he will happily take you there. And just like what you want, a knot is slowly building in your stomach, the pleasure was so good that you finally started to let go following with moans.
Jay hummed on your pussy, riding your pleasure like a good man that he is. Keeping his pace unturned as it sends waves of pleasure throughout your whole body making you breathless.
You felt jay checking on you, ensuring you're comfortable enough as if he didn't just made you lose your mind using only his mouth and fingers a few minutes ago. "You okay? I'll do it now" He asked, innocently. You simply nod, still catching your breath that the man took away.
"Shut up... and, just do me" The man chuckled kissing your lips then pulling away to remove his belt and pants to finally show his hardness.
You propped up through your elbows, "Are you sure that'll fit?" Jay laughed at your worried yet amazed face. "So cute!" He crawled on top of you, "Don't worry, I'll make it less painful, love." You felt him spreading your legs further using his, and he felt how you tensed causing him to kiss you again.
Jay used his hand to run his cock up and down spreading your wetness and hitting your clit on the process. The stunt made you relax that he used to his advantage.
He suddenly thrust, fully. "Fucking shit! You-you're so big, Jay" You cursed feeling the pain on your lower body causing you to push yourself up.
Jay shivered on what you said, hugging your body trying not to fuck you mindlessly. "C-lose... shit, you're so tight" He can feel your hotness. It's making him lose his mind. This is better than heaven itself. You are better than life can offer to him.
"You can move now..." And, he did. No need to tell him twice. He started experimental thrust before picking up his pace when he felt you finally feeling it as your moans became louder, breaths becoming deeper and words becoming more lewd.
"Ugh! Shit, Jay. Yes! There!" You screamed scratching his back voluntarily spreading your legs to make him thrust deeper.
"I'm gonna... J-jay..." You whispered to him. Slapping of skin, moans and grunts filled the room. You were practically screaming all the pleasures, eyes shut tight.
"Cum inside. It's fine."
Jay didn't answer but the way his dick twitched inside let you know he understands. "Cum with me, love" He groaned, hastening his thrust, with one last curse both of you cum together painting your inside with thick white.
Both of you didn't move, still chasing your breaths, trying to recover from the waves of pleasure that's still running through your bodies.
"Don't move..." You whispered on his ears. You felt him kissed your cheeks, "So, this is your newfound kink. You want me to breed you?"
"Will you?"
"Don't mind me if I do." You both laughed, "I need to clean you though." And, you let him. Jay slowly pulled away from your hole making you gasped. You immediately felt the warm and thick cum sliding through your inner thighs and into the bed.
He wear his boxer again before disappearing to one of the room that you deemed as the bathroom. You took the time to slowly sit up looking at the evidence of your purity, and there it is the red stain that looks kind of prideful in your opinion.
When jay came again, he got some towels and a basin on his hands. "What? Can't believe that you just lost your virginity to me?"
"Yes, and no. I don't regret it at all. It's just that... that you're my boss." You replied, shyness taking toll on your system that you tried to hide by laying down and closing your eyes again.
The next thing you felt is a warm towels that jay is using to clean your body, "You alright?"
It feels so nice that you just answered with a hum.
"Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure"
"What are we?"
You felt the towel stopped as if he was also thinking but then it continues, "Depends om what you want. Just remember that I like you"
You opened your eyes to look at him, "Like me... you mean?" He nodded, "But, how? I mean, we just met yesterday night."
"Maybe to you. I know you since the first time I worked at the company. We're both an intern that time. Dad asked me to go work by disguise to let me learn about the company" Jay explained slowly and when your brain process his words, you unconsciously sit up making you hiss and making jay groaned, uttering a simple 'careful'.
"Wait so you're jongseong? The jongseong that we don't even know the last name since you don't have an ID and you wont tell us."
He chuckled before nodding, "There even a time that you doubted me whether I truly worked at the company before." Jay then helped you wear one of his clothes to make you further comfy.
"You just vanished, I thought you're not real."
"Dad made me managed the business overseas. It took me three years to come back again. Last night, I can't believe I'll see you again just a day after I came back. You didn't chang, except that you became more beautiful, but other than that, you're still the woman that I admired. You danced truly enjoying yourself not for the other people and that's when I realized that you're the same person I want to see." Oh, so his the same person that observing me from the second floor yesterday. Jay cleaned himself then lay beside me, he covered both our bodies in the duvet before pulling me closer. I turned around to face him, I want to see him closer.
"I was planning to surprise you at work the next day, not as the president though." He continued, tucking some of my stubborn hair. "But then, imagine the shocked my body went through when you told me to take you. Seriously, my mind went blank. I can't... I am relieved that you walk to me and not another men."
"Whatever it is. Just remember that I like you, and I wanted to know more about this feelings. We can take it slow, I can wait. Just let me have the chance to prove myself to you" You smiled, you can feel that he's genuine and trying to walk on eggshells around you trying not to scare you.
You put your hands on his nape, closing your eyes. "Okay, let's do that."
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Jujutsu Kaisen recs - featuring ItaFushi, NanaGo, and found family stuff for extra flavor
https://archiveofourown.org/series/2283464
Gojo Satoru is a Good Dad (series); y’all this is that good good family content with gojo raising the fushiguro siblings and also some very sweet nanami/gojo content as well 10/10 these fics are wonderful
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27022993/chapters/65970139
built your walls around me (15,282 words); fushiguro is absolutely in love with itadori and he’s still dealing with the trauma of having watched him die once and knowing it will happen again someday. Plus there’s some guy on campus who won’t stop telling him and kugisaki that they’re fools for befriending itadori.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29673129
Chew On My Heart (18,817 words); fushiguro is haunted by watching itadori die and knowing that itadori really deserved to live
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30443334
Of Flowers and a Child (9,481 words); itadori likes flowers
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35699185
you are my favorite what if (you are the best i'll never know) (14,048 words); what if nanami went to pick up itadori and noticed the finger in the yoshino’s apartment
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31346678
traditions (6,873 words); itadori and fushiguro have a weekly movie night
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35963194
“To Chase” (7,520 words); fushiguro thinks about his childhood with gojo while he’s on a date with itadori
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38732676/chapters/96844425
all these immaterial, untouchable things (10,508 words); itadori and fushiguro reevaluate themselves and each other before, during, and after a mission that goes awry
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44913571
reconcile the violence (10,066 words); in the wake of shibuya, nanami is trying to regain his strength away from Tokyo after being brought back to life and he somehow ends up unsealing gojo in the process
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36370672/chapters/90677620
Residuals (12,273 words); nanami is left with some effects after killing a curse and gojo is there to take care of him
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34643842/chapters/86246881
Those who were left behind (8,805 words); haibara is dead and geto is gone. Nanami and gojo are still here.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47738377
Advanced Fluency (15,982 words); nanami and gojo throughout the years as they fall into and away from each other
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52303381
Six Eyed Migraine (5,588 words); gojo has a migraine
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52081066
a heart that breaks (is a heart that's been loved) (11,520 words); becoming a family with the fushiguro siblings has some hurdles along the way but gojo tries his best to be there
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51744244
Go the f*ck to sleep, Gojo! (5,844 words); gojo is exhausted and nanami steps up to take care of him and his students
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50289775
Pottery with Gilded Cracks (Or the Dust it Becomes) (8,121 words); 5 times someone mistakes fushiguro for gojo’s son +1 time he accepts that gojo really is his dad
https://archiveofourown.org/series/3171501
Live Together, Die Alone (series); fics about itadori, fushiguro, kugisaki, and gojo being a family and taking care of each other
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29426328/chapters/72287544
Itadori Yuuji’s Guide to Falling In Love (29,428 words); itadori comes up with a plan to get fushiguro to kiss him and it actually works
https://archiveofourown.org/series/2857717
chronicles of a man trying his best (series); gojo is trying his best to be a father even if his best isn’t always very good. His kid is a menace, but nanami helps.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49087693/chapters/123843310
sky’s effluents (51,929 words); sometimes family can be difficult especially when that family is two traumatized children being raised by a larger traumatized child
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Soooo I love me some breeding kink—as many of us do—but ironically Ik for a fact I don’t want children. As a woman I think I’m just biologically wired to get turned on by the thought of it and the need to go bare so I can let a man (Miggy) stuff me full of his baby making cream. But when a man is so desperate/eager to have babies it pisses me off a little as well. Like you bastard you’re not thinking of me?? Everything my body and I will have to go through for your little spawn?? Three trimesters of hormonal changes, nine months of discomfort & aches, 40 weeks of on and off nausea/sicknesses, more than half a year of not feeling like myself, and for the grand finale 24+ hours of labor EXCRUCIATING labor. Oof it ignites a belligerent fire in my tummy, I would slap him. Bc how dare a man not think of what we’ll have to go through 😤
But…..
Buuuuuuut……
But but but but but………
Let’s say it happens. Miguel sees ALL the effects of pregnancy and shows guilt/remorse. Gives lots of apologies and ultimate top tier treatment. And during the labor seeing and hearing your tears, cries and whimpers of excessive pain makes him shed some tears for you. Like he’s trying his best to be strong for you but it literally pains him to see you in such agony. Then after the baby is on your chest crying her little lungs out and you can clearly tell he’s in utmost awe and love staring at her and caressing her little back but he immediately diverts his attention to you. The look of pure exhaustion your wearing and he gently says, “no more babies, mi amor. You’re not going through that pain again.” With tears in his eyes and BAM 💥 just like that I’d give him another baby in a couple years. That’s all I need, the acknowledgment of everything I went through and the sympathy and the passionate display of his love/care for me that he’d put his own desires aside just so I wouldn’t have to go through so much twice over bc he can’t stand seeing me in such a state. Like ugh he’s definitely worthy of another baby. He no longer begs for it (but still does f*ck like it) he truly insists no more babies. He’s showing just how deeply he loves and cares about your all around well-being. THAT is dreamy AF. Super duper f*cking hot & sexy. Like well now I just have to give you another one. It’s like Ik you really mean no more babies but this time I want to make another little human with you bc you’ve showed me you’re deserving of it. Also if I had one kid I’m doomed bc my kid definitely needs a sibling(s). Life just doesn’t seem as fun without siblings.
So in conclusion yea I’d let Miguel breed me with all his babies, NOT literally but yes. Yes. Just yes.
Okay, guys! Disclaimer time:
Just because people find certain kinks hot in fiction doesn't mean that translates to real life. I would not touch a man with a 10 feet pole if he had a violent breeding kink that fully disregarded my wishes and well-being.
That's why fiction is so much fun. You can just let your imagination go wild for that character, and explore endless scenarios.
With this out of the way, yes! Consent is sexy and I ALWAYS make that abundantly clear in my fics.
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Honestly contrary to popular belief I don’t think his persona was fabricated. I think yes in his Superman days he was wild and sleeping around and so on and so forth but I think in his mid thirties he did calm down and actually act gentlemanly wanted a family etc etc. If I could go back in time and slap him from hiring Dany Garcia as his manager and partnering up with the Rock I would. Natalie and allllllllllll of her friends r linked to Dany so we know this was all set up by them. I don’t think any of this is real, never have never will. And the only reason I still think Cavill is stuck is because ever since the contract has started he’s looked absolutely miserable and exhausted. If he seemed happy since dating her I would say f*ck him he’s an ass. But it’s only because of how miserable he’s been for three years that I still am grasping onto the respect I have left for him. I truly think he was dumb, yes, SO dumb to sign on with Dany Garcia and then get into this contract, but lets not forget Natalie is a literal fugitive and her father is a very powerful man who has just HAPPENED to be out of the picture all three years. Your telling me that’s coincidence? Yeah, no. I think Henry got involved with some dangerous people to his own demise, NOT his own pleasure.
I think you can be right, but I think he's been looking miserable not for her or for being in this PR. He's miserable for having terrible feedback from his fans who actually told him everything they thought about these last 4 years (or almost that). He was used to being adored and compared to a God and, all of a sudden, was severely criticized negatively and reduced to a hypocrite dude escorting for interest.
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I'm watching cpd, and there are a few things that seem to annoy the f*ck out of me.
one; how voight always seems to be with or around hailey. She and jay are partners, right? So why are they not always partnered up together? From the second she stepped foot into intelligence, he's (voight) been, for lack of a better word, moulding/grooming her in his image. The entirety of s9 is just so gd horrible with this, he seems that she's basically having a mental breakdown over shooting that guy, and he does nothing to help her. He does, in fact, make it ten times worse. He doesn't want her to tell jay, he wants her to deal with it on her own and wants to be the only one in it with her.
as far as I'm concerned, jay should've beat the sh*t out of him, or buried him six feet under.
(and do not even get me started on all the sh*t he's pulled when it comes to jay. they're right when they say intelligence isn't a democracy. It's definitely a dictatorship.)
two; - let's be honestly with ourselves shall we? Voight doesn't give a flying f*ck about any of them. As long as he gets what he wants, and how he wants it, that's all he cares about. Of it makes him look good, more the better. They're not allowed to ask questions or have an opinion of any kind. If they say anything that goes against him or what he does, then he threatens to kick them off the team. he'll belittle them in front of the others. when hailey or jay does something that he would do, he'll scream at them, bully them, try to intimidate them, like he did with hailey in his office.
voight is a narcissist, a bully, possibly a sociopath, simple as.
- I'm glad jesse left the show, yes, his ending with abysmal, but at least jay isn't being treated like sh*t anymore. and, as of 11x13, or whenever hailey leaves, cpd will have ended for me.
the sooner voight dies or is put away for good, the better.
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I don't really have much to add here, you've kinda hit the nail on the head.
He's a psychopath who has had zero character development in the ten years this show has been on air and it's just exhausting to watch all the other characters fall and turn into little puppets at the expense of propping this man up to look like a hero when he is in fact, the villain.
I, too, am glad they are both free from this show and have freed me, too. I stopped watching back after 10x12 and my "end" for these characters is long before then. Jay would never have done that to Hailey and I've just ignored everything that's happened post 9x09.
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Fandom Oneshots: A Drunken Invasion (The Walten Files)
This was requested by TheGrimRead3r on A03. If you want to request me anything let me know (keep your fetisheize to yourself and don't request me any weird shit. Your gonna get blocked if you do)
Susan was cleaning the restaurant, then knocked over a cup "I'm doing my crap, I hope I don't knock over a cup and- oh God no! I can hear him he's coming!" Suddenly, the lights in the restaurant flickered and the sound of heavy footsteps grew louder as they approached the dining area. Susan’s heart pounded in her chest as Bon the animatronic rabbit, walked into view.
"W hy th e f uck d id yo u bre ak the m ug y ou du mb s hit, wh at th e fu ck!" Bon's animatronic eyes flashed with anger as he approached Susan. His metal joints creaked as he moved towards her, each step echoing ominously through the dark restaurant  "boss please it's been 25 years, I don't want to do this anymore" “Susan pleaded with Bon, her voice filled with desperation. "No I- go a nd clea n th is up yo u pie ce of s hit!" Bon's animatronic jaws opened and closed, his voice box letting out a distorted laugh. "You won't give me my salary" “Susan looked up at him, determination in her eyes. "Sh ut t he fu ck up". Bon then looked at the cash register and opened it. As the cash register sprang open, Bon's eyes flicked towards it, "Act ually I'm gon na do thi s GTA sty le, he re yo u I'm g onna s teal so me mo ney" Susan watched as Bon started taking money from the cash register. Her eyes widened in disbelief as she realized what was happening. "Wh- why would you do that?" she exclaimed.
"Bcau se I do n't lik e yo u, y ou fuc king pie ce of ol d s hit yag abo ripo ff looki ng moth erfu cker. Ho pe yo u sh it yo ur pan ts a nd c um in pe e!"
"Guys look!" Molly said as both Susan and Bon see three people with bottles of alcohol around them. Susan quickly looks over her shoulder at the three people Molly indicated, while Bon's head snaps in their direction. The three people were all holding bottles of alcohol and appeared to be drunk.
Susan couldn't help but raise an eyebrow as she saw the trio, while Bon's animatronic eyes fixated on them with an unnerving gaze. "Bon" then transformed into his normal self and walked out of Bon's Burgers "should we stop him?" Molly said then Susan shrugged
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"Hello! I'm the car from Cars Two, hello? Hello?" Kevin tried calling out as the rest were annoyed "stop talking, just shut the fuck up, look at this house"
Then then drunkenly walked over to the house and Ed opened the door "dad there's people here!" Ed didn't see Sophie
"Hey" Jenny said as she was sluring "this is a cool place"
"Thank you same over here, so today let me introduce you to all my friends this is- this is my dad" Jack was next to Ed "yo what's fucking good I smoke weed for a living" Keven "I don't like this honestly, like-" unsure of what to think. "I don't care, you are staying the night we love you here! I will ██ your ██ If I have too" Jack said then handed him a piece of candy "here's a candy that makes you rock hard my guy"
Keven was scared
"I don't care, you will be here horny or not! I will watch you through the window!" Keven gave him a thumbs up "I am horny as well, do you see these images I ██ on all of them!"
Jenny's blunt remark and carefree attitude caught everyone's attention, causing them to glance back at her. Suddenly, she pointed down the road and exclaimed, "Hey guys, look! It's a white man!" They spotted "Bon" walking down the street, and in their intoxicated states, an idea sprung to mind
With a mischievous grin, Jenny snatched the radio from the house and quickly turned it on, blasting Shostakovich Waltz 2 at full volume. "Bon", exhausted from the events of the night, felt like he had reached his limit. As he walked down the street, he heard the distant sound of Shostakovich Waltz 2 blaring from somewhere nearby
With a scowl on his face, Bon muttered to himself, "I've h ad en oug h of th is non sen se."
Just as "Bon" was about to turn away, he was suddenly interrupted by a loud, drunk voice. It was Kevin, stumbling through his words
Kevin had a smirk plastered across his face as he shouted out, "I'm sorry, I don't speak Russian!" He was slurring his words, clearly intoxicated
"Bon's" eyes fixed on Kevin, irritation etched on his face. The group of drunken revelers spotted a stick lying on the ground. Without missing a beat, they eagerly picked it up and began to chase "Bon" with it. Giggles and laughter filled the air as they pursued him with the stick in hand. The tables turned as "Bon" found himself backed into a corner by the drunken group. He transformed back into animatronic form, his eyes flashing with anger. With a menacing tone, he growled out, "Yo u do ne fu ck ed up no w, I do n't ca re yo u w ill f ail- y ou wil l fal l do wn to me!"
Not a single thought was in there head
The drunken group was far too carefree to think about the consequences of their actions. They stared at "Bon," now in animatronic form, with a mixture of drunken confusion and amusement
"I've gai ned the pow er of v oice chan ger! Wh at's goo d! I ca n bec ome m ore sc ary, y ou kn ow wh at? N ah. I ca n be fuc ki ng- I ca n be T P ain, yo wh at's go od It is I, T P ain. Loo k g uys I c an hav e th e fu nny m ic, I d on't ca re. I w ill lit era lly k ill yo u in yo ur sle ep! I c an go ev en hig her I sou nd lik e I s hit ed 17 bric ks! Vi be ch eck!"
Kevin, in his drunken stupor, fixed his gaze on "Bon" and slurred out, "Look at your ass! You're built like a rope-ly ass!"
The others chuckled at Kevin's blunt comment, finding amusement in his comment, The tension in the air heightened as "Bon" felt threatened by the group's antics. Kevin, still stumbling his words, chimed in with a wicked grin, "Please for the love of god I'm going to piss on your cactus, I will shit on your hogala! You can't stop me!"
"Bon's" eyes widened in panic as Kevin's words sunk in.
"NO T MY AR EGAR A! ANYT HIN G BU T TH AT!"
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"Anyway my masterbation session is over, time to sleep. Dimd dimb. Who is- you know what? Doesn't matter I'm going to sleep, fuck off"
The air around Jack was filled with the sound of his snoring, causing Rosemary to grimace in annoyance
Feeling frustrated, Rosemary muttered to herself, "Goddamn it, Jack snores like a chainsaw. It's driving me insane." In her frustration, Rosemary felt an overwhelming urge to end it all, just to escape the noise. Meanwhile, Jack remained blissfully unaware of Rosemary's distress, filled with loud snores and muttered talking "ooga booga, ooga booga, I am your repressed sexually". Rosemary slowly looked at him as he kept snoring. Jack's muffled voice broke the silence in the room, and he mumbled out, "I want to masturbate, and eat rocks.."
His words, though incoherent, echoed in the room, adding an extra layer of absurdity to the already chaotic atmosphere. Rosemary rolled her eyes at Jack's sleep-talking, silently wondering what was going through his mind.
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The group of ghosts huddled around the burger joint board, engaging in a debate about what to watch. Brain suggested family guy season 12, but Ashley had a different opinion.
"But I like South Park better," Ashley countered, her preference clear. Charles, with a sly grin on his face, chuckled softly to himself. He whispered to the others, "Haha, little does he know I'm going to make them watch Marley And Me."
He confidently inserted the tape, ready to subject his fellow ghost to an emotional rollercoaster of a movie.
"Bon" became a furry that night, and let's just say. He killed himself
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The Rock Bottom of Eternity
I’m going to come clean at the very beginning of the essay: I did not see Black Adam. I do not have a desire to see Black Adam. I was curious, for a while, because it’s taken fifteen years for The Rock to become Black Adam but my good will toward anything DC cinematic not from the Bat-Franchise, has been exhausted. It’s no secret that i thought everything about the DCEU was a misfire, with the exception of the first Wonder Woman. I didn’t like the casting, the aesthetic, the narrative choices, the projected plot, or the fact Zack Snyder was chosen to be “the guy.” Everything about the DCEU was trash and i don’t think The Rock, as much as he is Franchise Viagra, can save something so broken. The Snyderverse should have ever been and trying to cater to those fans has left the principal DC IPs in shambles. Minus Batman. It’s hard to f*ck over Batman. Everyone else? Yeah, they got the shaft.
Black Adam has been absolutely savaged by critics. Again, no plans to actually see this thing in theaters but from what i heard, it feels like a film out of time. It feels like a Phase One MCU outing, which is exactly what it should feel like. Black Adam i supposed to be the entry point to a brand new DC cinematic universe, one that divorces itself from whatever the f*ck Snyder was trying to do. Kind of. I think Flashpoint is about to remedy all of that, even the Ezra Miller problem, by the time credits roll. There seems to be a ton of re-shoots happening over there, most of which coincided wit the re-shoots Black Adam went through this year, so i think there will be continuity between the two films. Out with the old, in with the new. If Black Adam is to be the new DC’s Iron Man, then the vitriol from the critics is worrisome. Or so you would think. Apparently, audiences came out in droves to this thing. So far, it’s tracking for a one hundred, forty million opening weekend and that’s just peachy, especially for DC films going forward.
If that weekend haul wasn’t enough to convince you, the audience score on Rotten Tomatoes is sitting at ninety f*cking percent. That’s an absurd number for a film that stars a character no one outside of the comic fandom knows anything about. No, this thing is making bread because of a soft theater slate and the fact The Rock is starring. Franchise Viagra, remember? People are saying that is is a victory for the anti-woke mob and that the fans are being heard but i don’t give ash*t about any of that. It’s all just noise to me at this point. She-Hulk turned out to be just as fun as Black Adam from what i heard, so all the “politics” and “wokeness” are just dog whistles from toxic dudes getting their feelings hurt for being called out on their bullsh*t. What’s more interesting to me is where DC goes from here. You have a hit on your hands right now. It might not be great but Marvel is still reeling from the loss of their Trinity on film. How do you capitalize on this opening if you’re WB and DC? The Rock wants a Superman, Justice League, Suicide Squad, Black Adam battle royale but that’s dumb. Teth-Adam is not that guy, he’s not that level of a threat. Instead, they should just build upon this goodwill and try to construct something that can stand the test of time. The MCU didn’t get “good” until half way through Phase Two with The Winter Solder. That film set the tone for what followed. The DCEU never got to that point. They never had a Winter Soldier or found their Russo Brothers to shepard this franchise.
There are rumors that The Rock has a guy in mind for the job, that if Black Adam did well (which it apparently has) his team would have a shot at leading the direction of the DCEU 2.0. Is this a good idea? I don’t know but, going by The Rock’s history, I'd be inclined to think otherwise. Dude’s ego will always force himself into the forefront. This will immediately stop being a DC franchise effort and become a Dwayne Johnson star vehicle, which is absurd to me. Like, get your money, my guy, for sure, but not at the expense of the DCEU. This is the exact same folly that set Snyder up to ruin these characters for, what? Almost a decade? Ultimately, i am glad Back Adam did well. The Rock was tapped to play this character fifteen years ago so finally having it come to fruition is dope. I’m glad that there is another path to potential success for DC on film. I’m glad that people are supporting a film with so much diversity front and center. I’m glad for a lot of things but that doesn’t mean the future isn’t still murky as f*ck or that Black Adam is good. When there is a laundry list of critical issues with your film but the only positive i can find is that “I was entertained”, i am concerned about your ability to execute in the future.
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The Rock Bottom of Eternity
I’m going to come clean at the very beginning of the essay: I did not see Black Adam. I do not have a desire to see Black Adam. I was curious, for a while, because it’s taken fifteen years for The Rock to become Black Adam but my good will toward anything DC cinematic not from the Bat-Franchise, has been exhausted. It’s no secret that i thought everything about the DCEU was a misfire, with the exception of the first Wonder Woman. I didn’t like the casting, the aesthetic, the narrative choices, the projected plot, or the fact Zack Snyder was chosen to be “the guy.” Everything about the DCEU was trash and i don’t think The Rock, as much as he is Franchise Viagra, can save something so broken. The Snyderverse should have ever been and trying to cater to those fans has left the principal DC IPs in shambles. Minus Batman. It’s hard to f*ck over Batman. Everyone else? Yeah, they got the shaft.
Black Adam has been absolutely savaged by critics. Again, no plans to actually see this thing in theaters but from what i heard, it feels like a film out of time. It feels like a Phase One MCU outing, which is exactly what it should feel like. Black Adam i supposed to be the entry point to a brand new DC cinematic universe, one that divorces itself from whatever the f*ck Snyder was trying to do. Kind of. I think Flashpoint is about to remedy all of that, even the Ezra Miller problem, by the time credits roll. There seems to be a ton of re-shoots happening over there, most of which coincided wit the re-shoots Black Adam went through this year, so i think there will be continuity between the two films. Out with the old, in with the new. If Black Adam is to be the new DC’s Iron Man, then the vitriol from the critics is worrisome. Or so you would think. Apparently, audiences came out in droves to this thing. So far, it’s tracking for a one hundred, forty million opening weekend and that’s just peachy, especially for DC films going forward.
If that weekend haul wasn’t enough to convince you, the audience score on Rotten Tomatoes is sitting at ninety f*cking percent. That’s an absurd number for a film that stars a character no one outside of the comic fandom knows anything about. No, this thing is making bread because of a soft theater slate and the fact The Rock is starring. Franchise Viagra, remember? People are saying that is is a victory for the anti-woke mob and that the fans are being heard but i don’t give ash*t about any of that. It’s all just noise to me at this point. She-Hulk turned out to be just as fun as Black Adam from what i heard, so all the “politics” and “wokeness” are just dog whistles from toxic dudes getting their feelings hurt for being called out on their bullsh*t. What’s more interesting to me is where DC goes from here. You have a hit on your hands right now. It might not be great but Marvel is still reeling from the loss of their Trinity on film. How do you capitalize on this opening if you’re WB and DC? The Rock wants a Superman, Justice League, Suicide Squad, Black Adam battle royale but that’s dumb. Teth-Adam is not that guy, he’s not that level of a threat. Instead, they should just build upon this goodwill and try to construct something that can stand the test of time. The MCU didn’t get “good” until half way through Phase Two with The Winter Solder. That film set the tone for what followed. The DCEU never got to that point. They never had a Winter Soldier or found their Russo Brothers to shepard this franchise.
There are rumors that The Rock has a guy in mind for the job, that if Black Adam did well (which it apparently has) his team would have a shot at leading the direction of the DCEU 2.0. Is this a good idea? I don’t know but, going by The Rock’s history, I'd be inclined to think otherwise. Dude’s ego will always force himself into the forefront. This will immediately stop being a DC franchise effort and become a Dwayne Johnson star vehicle, which is absurd to me. Like, get your money, my guy, for sure, but not at the expense of the DCEU. This is the exact same folly that set Snyder up to ruin these characters for, what? Almost a decade? Ultimately, i am glad Back Adam did well. The Rock was tapped to play this character fifteen years ago so finally having it come to fruition is dope. I’m glad that there is another path to potential success for DC on film. I’m glad that people are supporting a film with so much diversity front and center. I’m glad for a lot of things but that doesn’t mean the future isn’t still murky as f*ck or that Black Adam is good. When there is a laundry list of critical issues with your film but the only positive i can find is that “I was entertained”, i am concerned about your ability to execute in the future.
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How the Bachelors handle farm work
So, I got the inspiration of this from the parking lot of Walmart. Don’t ask- I don’t know.
Also, these are hella long but I just LOVED writing this. I really did- they all are just so cute. I hope y’all enjoy reading this!!
 Alex
Ever just wanted to move a straight up cow? Then boy do I have the man for you!!
Honestly, because Alex trains so much he has the stamina and strength of a bull. He will help you move anything you need him to for as long as you need him too. Hay bales? He’s got it. You need help hoeing, planting seeds, and watering? Literally no problem. Because he hasn’t been so big on book learning- he loves learning through his physical strength. He loves when you teach him the basics of crop growing and how to properly take care of animals, and once you teach him- you can just let him run wild. He’ll then realize how physically stressing your job is and will soon put ‘working on the farm’ as part of his regiment. (Plus seeing him chop down trees shirtless isn’t such a bad sight, heh heh.)
You soon realize that he just loves all the cows. He moo’s back to tease them almost all the time, but genuinely enjoys feeding them and giving them pats on the head. His favorite way of showing off to you is going, “Hey, honey!” when you turn around, you’re always surprised to see him just holding a calf in his arms. His beaming smile makes your heart flutter.
Alex is always willingly to help you out on the farm in any way he can- sometimes you don’t know if it’s because he loves you or it’s because he thinks of it as training. With time though, you see that it’s actually both. He loves when you ask him for help because he enjoys knowing that you depend on him too and showing off his muscles in some way just makes him smile. He loves making you laugh, so while you take care of the chickens- he likes to make funny voices for the cows.
His constant help on the farm and his drive to make you laugh, has you loving him even more.
Sam
Sam doesn’t know a whole lot about farming, but he absolutely loves working with the animals. I’d imagine goats would be his favorite because they’re just so weird. I mean, he’s fascinated by the fact that they just want to eat everything in sight- soley because they can and that they don’t know any better.
Another reason Sam loves working with the animals is that once he realizes they’re safe and relatively easy to handle- he brings Vincent along to show him how to pet and take care of the animals. Sometimes you’ll see Penny, Vincent, and Jas on a field trip to the farm so that Sam can actually be a guide to them (of course Jas also gets the opportunity of showing off what she knows since she lives on a farm herself.)
There is nothing more wholesome than seeing Sam’s goofy smile when working with the kids. He loves feeling like he’s a part of the children’s lives and enjoys teaching them lifelong lessons.
Although… Seeing him fighting the goats as they try and eat his shirt is one of the funniest parts of your day. You can’t help but laugh as you watch him tell the goats to, “F*CK OFF!” (only sometimes do you actually help him.)
Sebastian
Sebastian wasn’t to keen on helping you out on the farm when you first asked for his help. “I’ll just screw things up.” He kept saying to you, but one day, as a present you give him a pure black egg with freckles on it. You tell him that it’s a very special looking chicken that’s hard to obtain, but that when it grows up it’s black. Oh man. When you told him this, he was ALL about this chicken. He placed the egg in the incubator and every single day- he would check up on it until it hatched.
The chicken and him were absolutely inseparable. You’d find him talking to himself all throughout the day until you find out that he puts the little chick in his sweatshirt pocket and literally carries it around everywhere with him. He shows off his little chick to everyone he knows- what made the chicken and him even closer was that people were just as weirded out by the chicken as they were of Sebastian. “I want to call my chicken, Midnight” He explains one day, “I actually feel like Midnight understands me as much as you do.”
Sure, Sebastian wasn’t great help with any of the other tasks on the farm, but the fact that he gives you the biggest, goofiest looking smile whenever he holds Midnight- it makes it all worth it. You’re happy that you could give Sebastian something to look forward to each and every day. It’s not long until you have a pet bed in your own house- just for Midnight, but you can’t complain. Seeing Sebastian smile as often as he had been was enough for you.
Harvey
The physical work was not Harvey’s specialty. After trying to assign him different tasks- you figured that you should let Harvey do what he wanted to do. After all, you married the goofball because you enjoyed his independent and nurturing side. (Getting patched up or given a deep tissue massage after a long day was wonderful.)
It wasn’t until you saw him grumbling over some paperwork that you asked him what he was doing, “I know I don’t have the endurance and strength to help you out on the farm, but I wanted to help you out at least in some way.” When he hands you the papers- you find out that he had been tallying every single expense made on the farm. In short, he decided he wanted to handle all of the farms finances whilst also checking crop prices each season and dating them back through the years to see what crops made the most money. “Grow potatoes in Spring, blueberries in Summer, and cranberries in the Fall.” He started, “As you can see here-“ and that’s where you lost him. Going through all the numbers made your head spin, but the fact that he did this all on his own and that he wanted to do it gave you so much relief. After a flurry of kisses- he was happy to know that he was doing a good thing.
Although you also find that when you patch up the Greenhouse- he gets excited. You find out that the expansive farm was just overwhelming to him and he didn’t want to get sunburned or heat exhaustion (which happened to you often.) You give him the territory of the Greenhouse and tell him, “Just work on it on the days you want too. You’re not required to do anything.”
You soon find it extremely touching though when he routinely presents you with flowers that he grew himself. He explains that he only wanted the Greenhouse to gift you flowers all year long.
Elliot
Elliot finds the farm relaxing and fascinating. Having only lived on the beach- the farm was an entirely new territory that he got to explore. Every day, you’d find breakfast on the table with a note on it. You understood the general theme within each note being about ‘beauty’. He’d ask you the same question every day once you finished reading it, “Do you understand it yet?” What does he mean by ‘yet’, you wonder? Sheepishly you finally understood what every single note meant, and he was writing about you the whole time. When tiny snowflakes covered your hair in the Winter when you came in in the evening to how the sunlight glistened on your skin in the Summer. You finally get that his real fascination was watching and admiring you while you worked.
That’s not to say that he didn’t help you sometimes. Working on the farm humbled him greatly and inspired him to continuously write every single day. Before you knew it- he had multiple books published that became successful, all because he had you and your farm as inspiration.
His biggest physical help on the farm was taking care of the plants that grew each of the three seasons. He loved working on the farm with you because his enjoyment was discovering the new leaves that grew over night- or that a flower would bud on the potatoes. He was routinely in awe at the new discoveries in plant life that he couldn’t give it up. You would give him a section of the farm to take care of- only come to find out that when you finished your section, he was too distracted by about the third plant that you would have to finish it for him. He would always profusely apologize about it, but you found it touching that even something as simple as a plant was just so exciting to him.
Sometimes he looked like a little kid- mouth agape and eyes sparkling when he’d see a plant, he personally took care of growing bigger and bigger. As a gift, you gave him planters so he could better watch the plant life grow. His big, sweet smiles stick in your mind, making you smile too. He was just too cute.
Shane
You expected him to basically fight you over the chicken coop. But with everything that Shane had been through- you didn’t want to stand in the way of what made him happy. He complained about his body a lot, but you will never see this man run harder just to tell you that a new chick hatched overnight. You’d find yourself just watching him as he would chase the chickens around the pen only to then get swarmed by them- knocking him in on his ass every time. You would just laugh amongst all the bawking as he’d try to free himself. Now, he never hurt a chicken, and they’ve never hurt him- they just swarm him because they want too. It’s like one minute you’re watering your crops, just to turn and hear him scream as a mass of feathers cover him. You’d wash his clothes and routinely find feathers stuck in his pockets- you decided to collect them. One day you’ll make fun of him for it or cover the entire side of his bed with them. The feather prank was all in your hands.
Now, you thought he just had an affection for the birds until you get him to talk about them. Shane knows EVERYTHING about chickens- when’s the best time to feed them, what to feed them, how much to feed them, how to take care of their feathers, how to handle an egg-bound chicken, how to care for newly hatched chicks- this man knew everything. It wasn’t long until he knew the exact spot each chicken loved to be scratched at.  He’d explain that every chicken had a different spot that they loved being petted at- it was mind boggling.
Now Jas knew a whole lot about farming, but Shane would consistently bring her to the farm. She loved it too! Jas got to see Shane genuinely happy all the time and it brought her a lot of comfort to see him mess with the chickens (and the chickens mess with him back.) She was so happy to know that Shane was content and satisfied with his life now- instead of lonely and depressed. He expressed joy, and even to Jas- Shane was teaching her new things about chickens every time she came over. She’s smart, but there were things that he shows her that blows her mind.
Through it all- you knew Shane wouldn’t be big on helping out on the farm, but you knew if you could get him in the chicken coop, it would make him undeniably happy. That was enough for you- you didn’t marry him to make him work on the farm- you married him because of his goof ball smile and nerdy talk about chickens and it made you so so happy.
It also helped that he could take a joke and that you two could tease each other- filling his side of the bed with feathers cracked you up at the twisted face he gave. He was happy, and that made you happy.
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hawks for the character meme!
Ah, yes, Hawks! Literal fly boy...
🦅Favorite thing about them: There's so much I like about Hawks. He's a fun character to me overall. However, I have to say that his voice... omg, I just can't! It's just so soothing! Like, damn it, man! His VAs (I watch both sub and dub) know what they're doing. (Zeno, I applaud you for voicing both Hawks and the drunk Shie Hassaikai dude. It's funny knowing they share a voice actor.)
🦅Least favorite thing about them: The f*ck going on with his eyebrows?! I giggle every time I pay attention to them. 🤣
🦅Favorite line: "There’s no need for you to be confined to the ground." - I know he said this in season 5, which episode is lost to me right now.
"Come on, guys. Who wants to hear this canned crap? Stain, maybe?" - S4 EP24
🦅BrOTP: I really like the whole him and Miruko being best friends thing. Both are outspoken, badass characters who also happen to be animal themed heroes. I like to imagine Miruko as the big sis (she is older by like 4 years, I think) who gets on Hawks' nerves and he just teases her about how he's taller.
Also, him and Tokoyami. I didn't realize I needed their interactions until now. It's just so wholesome how they are? Big bro Hawks?! Can I get a "YESSSS"?!
🦅OTP: Okay, I'll be honest... I have a weakness for him with Dabi, which is weird because I have yet to read any fics centered around them or even wrote my own. It's such a chaotic ship, but I like it?
🦅nOTP: I can't really get behind the Endeavor x Hawks ship.
🦅Random headcanon: He likes fried chicken, Present Mic likes fried chicken. I'm sure they have crossed paths at least once at some restaurant.
Also, I headcanon he sleeps on his stomach or his side to avoid his wings when he's in a bed. However, whenever he's perched somewhere and he's exhausted enough, he'll just sleep like that.
🦅Unpopular opinion: His eye markings could make for some killer eyeliner look.
🦅Song I associate with them: Okay, as I said with Midoriya and Todoroki, I do be listening to those anime themed songs and right now, I vibe with 'Flocking' by Gameboyjones featuring Kazuo. Also DizzyEight & Delta Deez's 'HAWKS'.
🦅Favorite picture of them: I CANNOT CHOOSE ONE!
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Just saw a post on here asking if Elijah Wood got typecast into roles that require lots of walking around after his success in LOTR trilogy, and since I’m currently not allowed to watch movies for a while, here’s a list of (hopefully interesting enough) coincidences about Wood’s characters that I’ve noticed after binging about 30 films starring him in 1 month.
Please note that this is only a non-exhaustive list, because there’re still a lot of his films that I haven’t watched. If you want to add anything to this (supposed you stumbled onto this list floating in nowhere-land first lol), you’re welcome to do so!
Films in which Wood’s characters walk around a lot (and most of whom are also melancholy little boys):
The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Need I explain more? The man walked straight into Mordor.
Over the Garden Wall. The boy Wood voiced wandered with his little brother through many places in a land (a realm? a secret dimension?) called The Unknown in search of a way home. Since it is now October and the spooky season has officially begun, I’d recommend everyone to give this series a try, it’s very good.
Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency. Yet another show in which Wood’s character had to drag himself around a lot, this time as a reluctant sidekick to an eccentric self-proclaimed detective.
Everything Is Illuminated. Wood portrayed the protagonist in this film, a young American Jew embarking on a quest to find a woman who had saved his grandfather’s life during the Holocaust. An exceptional movie with an overall talented cast, very much recommended.
I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore. In this film he also played a sidekick (should I call Tony a jock?), but this time is to a depressed woman who just wanted to do the right thing. This film is very strange indeed, but the two main characters (the woman and Wood’s character) owns my heart and I love the positive message of it as well. Also, Melanie Lynskey (who portrayed the woman) also voiced Beatrice the Blue Bird in Over the Garden Wall, so those who adore OTGW can consider giving this film a try, it’s available on Netflix.
Radio Flyer. Wood’s character in this movie was a 11-year-old boy who had to wander around with his little brother to avoid their violent step-father. This film kinda irked me in some ways (not gonna explain because that would be a huge spoiler), still, the acting of the two boys broke my heart.
The Good Son. Another film in which Wood’s character wandered off with another child character (portrayed by Macaulay Culkin), but it took on a darker plot. 
The Faculty. Yeah people ran around fighting monsters in this film. Wood’s character was not an exception.
9 (often referred to as Shane Acker’s 9). Another voiceover work from Wood, this time for a character running around in a post-apocalyptic world in search of his kins.
Cooties. Also this movie is (kind of) a mess, but I gotta give props to it for making use of Wood’s tininess (?) for an important plot point, a detail about him that is rarely employed, except for LOTR. Oh, and Cooties also referenced LOTR too, make sure you catch it. 
Paris, je t’aime. Wood had a total screen time of around 6 minutes in this anthology film, but in my opinion his arc was one of the most memorable. I mean, in this overall realistic and bittersweet film, who the hell expected a freaking vampire story?
Maniac. Wood’s character went around in the city doing messed up sh*ts. If you want to watch this film, please search for all of its trigger warnings, and prepare your mental state properly before walking into it. The only film on this list that made me scream, “Hey man, sit the f*ck down, don’t go anywhere.”
North. In this film Wood played a boy who travelled the world to find perfect parents. That’s basically the premise that I snatched on IMDb because I haven’t watched this one.
Films in which Wood’s characters are some kinds of artist or make arts:
Grand Piano. He portrayed a rather young pianist with stage fright. This film centered around a concert, so during most of its length Wood played the piano, and as someone with the tiniest bit of experience, I gotta say his acting looked realistic enough.
Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency. Wood’s character used to be the lead singer and guitarist of a band called Mexican Funeral, and even though the band was no longer active, he still occasionally played music with his sister (just the guitar, he didn’t even sing, as far as I remember). 
Over the Garden Wall. The boy Wood portrayed could play the bassoon and write poems. He *spoiler alert* recorded a cassette tape for his crush, in which he played the bassoon and read out loud the poems that he wrote for her. Pretty sweet. Also, he sang at some points in the show.
Set Fire to the Stars. In this film Wood played John Malcolm Brinnin, a poet and literary critic. This film’s cinematography and editing is very stylistic, but I can’t say I know enough about poetry to judge its portrayal of the real-life figures.
Come to Daddy. Wood’s character introduced himself as a music producer, but this detail was not explored further.
Cooties. An aspiring writer who sucked at writing. 
(Not having Frodo Baggins on this category is such a crime.)
Films in which Wood’s characters’ names are the various forms of the name ‘Mike’:
Avalon. He portrayed a young boy named Michael Kaye. Also this film is currently my favorite out of all Wood’s films I’ve watched. A freaking masterpiece.
Radio Flyer. The boy Wood played named Mike (not sure about his surname), and sometimes people called him Mikey too.
The Ice Storm. His character is Mikey Carver (whose surname was changed from the original novel’s Mikey Williams, for some reasons). And people, this is another one of my personal favorite films on this list (alongside Avalon and Everything Is Illuminated) - it’s so subtle, yet so ironic and so powerful. 
Chain of Fools. A quick Wiki search informed me that this was the last Mikey that Wood’s ever played. I haven’t watched this film so I can’t say anything about it.
Films in which Wood’s characters are American Jews:
Avalon. A little boy in an extensive Jewish family whose cultural heritage was slowly lost over generations.
Everything is Illuminated. Explained above.
Final words: To say he’s typecast is, well, not true at all, despite the fact that I do find some similarities in many of his characters. For the past 30 years this man has built up for himself an impressive career with lots and lots of diverse roles. I really enjoy his filmography for this reason, even though I can’t say I’m his fan. Thanks for reading this, hope you’re having an excellent day, and don’t forget to check out Over the Garden Wall during this spooky season! 
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Don't judge me. It has been a hell of a long couple of months, especially the last 2 weeks as we have prepared for the holidays. I'm exhausted on all levels & have 0 f*cks to give about the bad things on this plate or in my glass. One thing I've decided tonight after the last few (especially the last 2) years is that I am over the constant chaos, the do's & don'ts, the spiritual trauma & drama, the boogie man that is always out to get us in the world or behind every broomstick & door knob, & the ones hidden in plain sight. I'm tired of the constant bickering & ego trips of people, I'm tired of seeing the fear, the hate, the arrogance, the know-it-all lurking around every corner of the internet and real life, the civil war between humans for the most stupid reasons, the the narcissism that we all don't admit we may have a little bit of, or a lot of, the martyrdom of everyone who think they are victims of a sinful & hateful world, and way too many other things I don't have the room to add here. Just let me have my moment of peace to be grateful that my family and I survived and made it this far. Tomorrow, my house will be full of lots of people & tons of food. There is much gratitude for it, as this year was doozy for my family. I'm grateful for a prosperous & successful year & to have my family in tact with the addition of my precious baby girl. I know who & what I am. I'm going to enjoy this midnight snack & glass of wine without a care. Happy Yuletide to my fellow Stars & Happy Holidays to the rest of you around the world. ✝️🕎🕉☯️☪️🎄🕯🎁🌕🌛🌕🌜 . . . . #holidays #holiday #yule #yuletide #wintersolstice #hanukkah #kwanzaa #christmas #consciousness #awareness #awakening #wine #vino #christmaseve #2021 #witch #letgo #0fucksgiven #december https://www.instagram.com/quantumliving33/p/CX5ZIi3MM_s/?utm_medium=tumblr
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lia-the-potato05 · 4 years
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Revenge
Reader (Ler) x Jungkook (Lee)
Description: Jungkook loves scaring the crap out of you and you just had enough of it. After an interesting information you heard from Jimin you decided to take revenge
Author: Eyyy I'm back...with another fic. I feel like this is a mess because I didnt even bother to proofread this (Im hella lazy sorry mate). Uhm anyways let's get on with the fic
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"Boo!" You turned back and screamed, falling to the ground scared as hell after you saw a scary clown infront of you.
"Haha got you!" The clown then removed his mask revealing your best friend Jungkook "Oh my gosh have you seen your face? That was Hilarious" He started laughing his ass off
"Ugh!" You grunted as you stood up fixing yourself "Jungkook!" You screamed at him
Jungkook ignored you and continued laughing as he turned around, walking away from you.
"That f*cking prick" You said through gritted teeth.
Jungkook just recently knew how easily scared you get. And because he is known as the Evil Maknae he has been scaring you every now and then. He was a fond of your reaction when you get scared. You were extremely annoyed of his doings and worst of all he manages to get away from it aswell
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Up until now you were still upset with what Jungkook has been doing to you. Your arms were crossed and frustration was written all over your face. "Y/N are you ok?" You turned your head to owner of the Voice which was Jimin's.
"I'm good" You said. Knowing it was a lie Jimin sat himself next to you
"C'mon Y/N I'm your friend, I know you better than that. Now tell me what's wrong"
You sighed "It's nothing, really...Just so f*cking annoyed with that muscle bunny!" you slammed your fist against the table in front of you startling Jimin
"Chill" Jimin said
"How can I?! Ugh! He does it all the damn time! and gets away with it aswell" You pouted with your arms crossed
"Since we're friends I might have something that can surely help you" You tilted your head in confusion. Jimin then gestured you to come closer for him to whisper something into you ear.
After hearing what Jimin has said a smirk formed on your face as began mentally planning your revenge on Jungkook
Oh Jeon Jungkook you are so gonna get what's coming for you
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It was a Saturday morning. Jimin has given you an extra key to Jungkook's apartment. You entered his place and found him asleep like you expected him to be. You were lucky he was the type of person who wakes up late aswell. Perfect for you to continue your plan
You cleared out his bed making sure only Jungkook was on top if it. You then positioned him into an X position (which was hard by the way because he had an odd sleeping position and he was hella heavy). You then took out the straps tying his wrists and ankles to the bed post making sure he wouldn't be able to move once he woke up.
Once that was done. You took out items from your bag such as Feathers, Baby Oil and an electric toothbrush. After everything was all set all you have to do now is to wait for the muscle bunny to wake up. I mean you can start right now if you wanted too but where's the fun in that? You wanted to see his reaction first.
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After what felt like years (it was only an hour actually) Jungkook finally woke up. The boy tried pulling his arms down only to find them stuck above his head "What the f*ck?" He tugged on both his arms and ankles only to find out that he was strapped
Jungkook turned to his side to see you sleeping on his study table. "Y/N!"
His yelling suddenly woke you "Huh what?" You said, you wiped the drool off your mouth, letting out a yawn then stretched a little. "Oh your finally awake" You looked at Jungkook with a smile
"What the hell is this Y/N?!" Jungkook asked glaring at you
"Why that's my revenge dear friend" You stood up walking towards him
"You know if you wanted to f*ck me you could have just asked" You looked at the smirking bunny in disbelief after hearing his snarky remark.
"Eww no, What I had in mind for you is something different" You smirk back at him "Just you wait"
Without further a do you then sat on stomach. "You sure you don't plan on f*cking me?"
"You pervert!" You slapped him, not too hard though and he just laughed at your reaction "Oh laugh all you want, I'm gonna make sure of it"
You took out the baby oil and started rubbing it against his exposed stomach (He was shirtless). "Nice revenge there" You rolled your eyes at him, you ignored what he said and continued on
Once you finished you took out a feather. Jungkook looked at you now aware what this little revenge you planned is all about. But he is Jungkook the Golden Maknae he does not show fear well...that failed today
"What's wrong Kook? Afraid of a feather?" You smirked at him. It didn't start but I know this will be so much fun
"What? No! It's just a feather what's there to be afraid of?" The maknae said with confidence laced in his voice but oh how nervous he felt inside. I am so gonna regret this later on
You raised your eyebrows at him expecting that kind of attitude "Ok, then you won't mind me doing this then" You then slowly dragged the feather around his toned stomach drawing random patterns
Jungkook started biting his lip trying to hide his laughter. But it was so damn hard, it felt too ticklish.
"What's with the face Jungkook? You seem rather ticklish" You smirked
"I am not ticklish!" He yelled
"Oh I see" You then stood up
Jungkook thought it was over but boy was he wrong. He suddenly felt you rubbing oil over his foot. "I wonder what will happen if I do this?" You said wiggling your fingers on his bare sole.
"S-stop that!" Jungkook said a small giggle escaping his mouth. His eyes widened after realising it
"What's that? Is that a giggle I heard?"
"Nope, you heard nothing! You're just crazy!" He spat out making you gasp
"Well that wasn't nice, we can't let that slip now can we" You started using your nails scratching his bare two feet fastly.
Jungkook balled up his hands into fist, eyes tightly shut trying his best to bare it "C'mon Kook laugh for me" You teased
And just like that he realized he couldn't take it any longer so he decided to let it out "Oohohohohokaaayyy I'm tihihihihihicckliiisshhh nohohohoww pleheheheheaaseee stopppp!" He laughed loudly wiggling around the bed like a mad man. He tried tugging on his ankles to escape your wiggling fingers but sadly it stayed in place
"I know you are sweetie, look at how well you are reacting. But this is just the beginning" You finally stopped tickling his feet as you then went to get the electric toothbrush, two electric toothbrushes
"Now Y/N let's not have any of that please! I'm sorry! I won't mess with you again" Jungkook pleaded
"Hm let me think for a second" You said looking up, tapping your chin as if your thinking "Nahhh I'm having so much fun I don't think I wanna stop" You then turned on the two electric toothbrush with an evil smile as you went to his feet again using the electric toothbrush on them.
"NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO" He let out a cackly laugh as he began wiggling once again wanting to escape.
Already having enough with his feet you then positioned yourself back to sitting on his stomach and roaming the electric brushes around his upper body, from his sides to his tummy then to his ribs. At this point Jungkook's face was red as a tomato and warm tears were streaming down his cheeks.
Because you are so kind you turned the two electric toothbrushes off and set them at the side. Allowing Jungkook to have a quick break.
You watch Jungkook catch his breath heavily panting "My my Jungkook you are the most ticklish person I have ever met, Even Jimin can't beat your level of ticklishness (it's not a real word but eh😂)"
"I've never been tickled this much before" He said
"Yeah? I bet you enjoyed it"
"Did not!" Jungkook lied. He unexpectedly enjoyed it. He didn't know why but he just did. Of course there is no way his gonna admit that.
"You know there's this one spot I haven't tried yet" You smirked, you decided to use your fingers this time. To tease him you started wiggling your fingers  above his face then slowly you bring it down to a specific area
Jungkook realised where your fingers were going. He looked at you in horror "No Y/N! Don't you dare!"
"Oh I do"
"Y/N no no no no no n-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" You were now tickling Jungkook's armpits. And so far you received the best reaction out of the other areas you tickled
Jungkook was harshly tugging on the straps and head shaking side to side "IT TIHIHIHIHICKLES SOHOHOHOHO MUHUHUHUHUCCHHH" Jungkook screamed through laughter
You giggled "I can see that"
It's been 20 since you were torturing his armpits, poking them, scratching them, using the tickle tools on them."I cahahahahan't tahahahake it aanymohohohore"
"Almost done!" You blew raspberry on his left armpit
"Stohohohohop" Then u blew again on his right armpit "Pleheheheheaaseee"
"Last but not least" You said then did a final blow to his tummy. Jungkook's laughed has now turned silent.
After that was over you then untied hus wrists and ankles.
Jungkook was extremely exhausted. His hair was messy, he was sweating, his tummy was hurting from laughing, his cheeks were hurting from smiling a lot. but nonetheless he still he enjoyed.
"Hey Look Listen..." He looked at you scratching his nape "I'm sorry for scaring you the past few days, I have totally learned my lesson and I wont do it again"
"Don't worry I already forgive you" You smiled at him
"I-I don't like like admitting this but you're right...I did enjoyed it" You looked at him surprised.
"Really now?" You grinned at him with your eyebrows raised "Guess I have to do it more often then"
Maybe you should
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