#mancard

[noahpetersonsax]

How to Iron a Shirt

[webslingingslasher]

peter is the kind of bf to be like “trouble won’t let me go” “trouble wants me to stay” as an excuse whenever he’s too lazy to do smth or go out

but he wouldn't tell her and she ends up almost blowing the cover one night 😔

(he's on the phone and trouble is doing something in the background.)

--

'sorry, i was told to stay in tonight.'

'i know, i tried but he wants me to stay with her.'

'huh? no, you can go.'

'see how passive aggressive that was? she's about to kill me.'

'what? i'm serious, you can go if you want.'

'of course it's a test. don't worry, trouble. i'm not going anywhere.'

'peter, seriously, you can go.'

'do you hear that rage? you should see the look she's giving me, she's got her arms crossed and-'

'no, i do not! i'm smiling- tell them i'm smiling!'

'convincing enough for you? does that mean i'm able to stay home and keep my man card?'

(realization hits - trouble submits her application for world's best girlfriend)

'oh, really?! you think your friends and mancard are more important than me? i do nothing but fucking love you and i have to beg you for a movie night? you know what, parker? you're done. you are done and you need to hang up right now.'

'you heard her.'

(trouble tells peter to let her know when she's the excuse cause she'll put on the best performance possible.) 

[monzterzack]

MANCARD

[meandmybigmouth]

ALL RIGHT MANLY MAGA MUFFINS!

FLASH THE MANCARD!

LICK THE BOOT!

FLASH THE MANCARD!

LICK THE BOOT!

FLASH THE MANCARD!

LICK THE BOOT!

[laylarosely]

I once dated a guy who was so worried about his man card, that he told everyone we knew that he won me a big stuffed dog at the fair, when in reality I won it for myself because he sucked ass at all of the games.

[robmotive]

Man card REVOKED! Video here: https://youtu.be/PKbHPKldldc #tacoma #toyotatacoma #4x4 #4wd #mancard #robmotive https://www.instagram.com/p/CehS1x-JxC_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[gregorybrucecampbell]

I ALMOST put a #capo on my @fretlessmonster model #fenderbass #fretless BASS yesterday to perform #crazytrain a whole step up with a middle school choir... But don't worry, I decided to keep my #mancard instead! (at capitalFRET.com) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeW9ukEOVBN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[alacards]

May is #mancard month in my studio and I am SO excited to finally get to play with the products from the Hey Sports Fan suite from the January-June Mini! It was such fun to pull out bright colours and play with the fabulous Designer Paper and dies from this suite. So many fun images that any sports fan would love. Join me for my Facebook live tomorrow at 5 ET for more with this fun suite! #alacards #stampinup #stamping #cardmaking #papercrafting #handmadegreetingcards #handmadeisbetter #handmadeincanada #stampinupdemo #canadiandemonstrator #cambridgeontario #cardclasses #crafts #scrapbooking (at Leena Girsa, Independent Stampin' Up! Demonstrator) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd6KHhMJik9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[titaniumbros]

#menstyle #monday #edc #everydaycarry #pocketdump #citizenwatch #freedomflagproducts #craftmansbench #bugatti #paracord #aamericanoptic #aviators #aviatorglasses #militarymonday #mancard #beardcomb #cigar #cigaraficionado #cigarcutter #chess (at Los Angeles, California)

[noahpetersonsax]

#mancard Home improvements in the time of Covid. Gotta do something. https://www.instagram.com/p/CFLkvcLBZA5/?igshid=10wgcvw767fjt

[mrdesignsva]

🌸 WIP Wednesday 🌸 I have been working on some new designs for masculine cards. Cards for the guys are always the hardest for me. This cute truck is a fun one to work with. I'm trying to decide if I like it with or without the road. Which do you prefer? #MRDesignsVA #wip #wipwednesday #wipwednesdays #guycard #guycards #masculinecard #masculinecards #cardsformen #newcard #newcards #newdesign #newdesigns #newcarddesign #redtruck #birthdaycard #birthdaycards #mancard #handmadecards #greetingcard #greetingcards #greetingcarddesign #greetingcardsofinstagram #greetingcarddesign #greetingcarddesigner #handmadegreetingcards #cardsforhim https://www.instagram.com/p/CA_phPonYmV/?igshid=m34wo9ytar9b

[nakeymakesstuff]

Oh yeah, this is an idea. The "man card". Think I might make this out of wood and drill a key ring hole in the side. #mancave #mancard #caddesign #cad #autocad #guys #men #giftideasforhim #giftidea #giftsforhim https://www.instagram.com/p/B60RBM2lTFJ/?igshid=lnbtow782ywb

[misstoddynho]

#resenhadobabado Man Hands - @sarina.bowen & @tanya_eby ⠀ 👩🏼Man Card é o segundo livro da série Man Hands. Como todas as outras histórias da série, pode ser lido separadamente ⠀ 👨🏻‍🦰Ash é uma personagem super girl power. Determinada e super independente, ela não abaixa a cabeça para nada e ninguém. Resiliente, Ash conseguiu se reerguer após se ver envolvida em um esquema de fraude arquitetado por seu ex-marido. Infelizmente, toda essa decepção a deixa um tanto insegura em confiar em homens e entrar em um novo relacionamento. Ela só não contava com a última pessoa do mundo para derrubar suas paredes. ⠀ 👩🏼Braht tem tudo para ser um Chernobyl radioativo over nine thousand, mas passa bem longe dessa categoria. Charmoso e sedutor, Braht também um cara carinhoso, apaixonante e solidário. Seus sentimentos por Ash são antigos e ele não tem vergonha alguma de deixar explícito para quem quer que seja. ⠀ 👨🏻‍🦰Um detalhe que gostei bastante na história foi a questão da desconstrução masculina. Braht é um homem que gosta de ser vestir bem, vai na mani-pedi periodicamente, assiste comédia romântica… são detalhes que ele não sente que abala nem um pouco sua masculinidade. Interessante mais ainda é ver ele pontuando essas questões a Ash, que levanta essas questões sobre a revogação de seu cartão de homem. ⠀ 👩🏼Para Ash, Brath é a própria definição do “Deus me livre, mas quem me dera”. Já o corretor sempre foi apaixonado pela sua concorrente. Assim como nos outros livros, o relacionamento entre os dois é bem trabalhado, principalmente da parte de Ash. A química entre os dois salta das páginas e suas interações são sempre regadas a respostas rápidas e diálogos divertidos. ⠀ 👨🏻‍🦰Sei que as capas dessa série não são muito convidativas, mas garanto a vocês que cada história vale muito a pena conferir se você está procurando uma leitura despretensiosa e divertida. • • #sarinabowen #tanyaeby #mancard #romance (at São Luís, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vw8MAD2qH/?igshid=1pct7n4ba0x8z

[meandmybigmouth]

THEIR "MANCARD"

These people never seem to tire of showing us what complete pieces of shit they are!

[alacards]

Here’s a super-quick and easy #mancard using only images and papers from the He’s the Man Designer Paper Pack. No. Stamping. Required. BAM! Done in under 10 minutes. Check out this week’s Facebook live for more with this suite. It’s up on my YouTube channel now. #alacards #stampinup #stamping #cardmaking #papercrafting #handmadegreetingcards #handmadeisbetter #handmadeincanada #stampinupdemo #canadiandemonstrator #cambridgeontario #cardclasses #crafts #scrapbooking (at Leena Girsa, Independent Stampin' Up! Demonstrator) https://www.instagram.com/p/CddK1IvuYZw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[titaniumbros]

#menstyle #monday #edc #everydaycarry #americanoptical #cigar #cigarcutter #zippo #divewatch #dogtags #mancard #beardcomb #freedomflagproducts @freedomflagproducts @originalzippo @americanopticaloficial @americanoptic @invictawatch (at Los Angeles, California)