#mans deadass looks like ‘🤓’

[b3achysurfer]

bros about to tell us about how atoms are formed 🤦‍♀️ BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 🍅🍅🍅👎👎

[zombvic]

SUPER RICH KIDS (marc guiu x reader) pt.2 here

summary : in which fans notice a familiar footballer in the likes of their favorite "super (humble) rich kid"

face claim : wolfiecindy (+ lissie mackintosh)

notes : frank ocean come back !!!!!!!!! might make this a series... this idea came to me in a dream so it might be a lil dumb. gave them a family name and made the dads face claim toto wolff (lmfao) bcs its easier so js ignore that !!! translated spanish is questionable..

pairings : marc guiu x fem!famous!reader

y/n ramsay, the only daughter of peter ramsay, a man considered to be one of the most influential men in the world, the owner of mercedes. not just the formula one team, the whole ass car brand. he is considered a self-made multi billionaire and single dad of two. as a daughter of a man with such high status, it came with exposure. y/n had her own little fandom, girls and boys who admired her beauty, lifestyle and enjoyed her personality. the girl was beloved by many, even celebrities found her videos and instagram posts entertaining. she had a natural charm that drew people in, and amongst those people there was a certain footballer, a certain teammate of her brother known as the one and only, marc guiu.

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ynramsay monaco nights

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user rawrwrrwrwrwrrr

user HERMOSA

nateramsay wtf without me ?

- ynramsay yeah!!! loser..

user marc and jude in the likes lmao

- user i need to see nates reaction

user + 1000000 aura for her beauty

user idk whats prettier, the view or you

user felt the aura way back in december

judebellingham what a view 😍😍

- user shes not picking u jude (visca el barca!!)

- user marc fight back ???

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ynramsay read the spanish love deception and now im here

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judebellingham madrid is better smh..

- ynramsay visca el barca bitch

peteramsay wow i look good

nateramsay where am i ???

- ynramsay dw youll get a personal post ig

marcguiu9 linda 😻 (pretty)

- nateramsay yo marc.. ¿qué carajo? 😁 (what the fuck)

- hctorforrt_ eres marc bastante idiota (you're pretty stupid marc)

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ynramsay @nateramsay am i doing this right ???

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nateramsay eh.. could be worse

user okay guys.. y/n & hector OR y/n & marc..

- user marc & y/n definetly

- user nuh uh hector and y/n would make a cute couple

- user neither???? guys omg leave them alone

user barca girls stay on top

marcguiu9 the team's lucky charm !!

- user bros down BAD

- user - 10,000 aura for simping

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marcguiu9 VAMOS !!! tres puntos están en casa !!

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user bro has the inlaws in his likes

- user and they claim theyre "friends" ... if my "friends" dad was liking my posts id assume were married with seven kids and a dog

ynramsay marcaría un hattrick 🤓☝🏼

- marcguiu9 me gustaría verte intentarlo

user were winning the ucl !! (im going insane)

- user were so back !! (we are not making it past the group stage)

user la masia boys have some kind of fine gene in them its crazy

ynramsay formula is still better sorry bro

- marcguiu9 you trippin dawg 😹😹😹

- user just get married lord...

- user theyre literally built for eachother i swear

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ynramsay meanwhile in my head

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user mother is mothering

user the prettiest

user an angel sent from heaven, deadass.

marcguiu9 ¿eres un rayo? proque eres mcqueen. (are you lighnting? because you're mcqueen)

- nateramsay WEAAAAAK. next

- marcguiu9 can you be the sally to my mcqueen??

- nateramsay better.. u got my approval

- peteramsay not mine !!!

user 11 million likes on ts post jesus marc u got some competition

user the finest girl in the world

user girlie got the whole barca roster in her likes

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ynramsay barca weekend things !!

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user mother is mothering

user wifey, are you cheating on me?

user IS THAT MARCS HAND ???????

user guys that's me please respect our privacy!!

user i think it's hector tbh..

- user nah thats so randon

- user they're clearly just friends

user wasnt expecting a heartbreak today

user im sorry but it looks like marc

- user a HAND looks like marc ???????

marcguiu9 vroom

- ynramsay vroom indeed

- user yall...

peteramsay aprobado 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

- marcguiu9 VAMOOOOOOOS

might be a series or whatever :3 just pls request something

[raihann1]

hello! I hope your doing well, I have a request for x-virus, toby, Tim, Brian, Ben and anyone else with a s/o who is a supernatural model but never tells them until they find their magazines?

Have a great day and or night!!

―୨୧⋆ ˚CREEPS WITH A MODEL S/O⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖💋

NOTES: thanks you have a good day/night/afternoon aswell!! 𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚✶🩸☆🩸★🩸☆🩸★🩸✶ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚

X-Virus/Cody

He was rummaging through your stuff trying to find his protection gear when he found a crumpled magazine.

Lowkey does not gaf

"Its not irrelevant to my job 🤓"

He does think you look goregous though, kind of has to think on why you even want some lab rat like him.

Will ask you about it like this:

"Did you know the brain is about 75% water?"

"Oh and I also found your Model magazine."

🧍‍♀️

This man does. Not. Care. He loves you no matter what but he's not intrested in this bullshit!

MASKY/TIM

Uhm okay.

He's chill with it, he's more focused on his tasks but if your happy he's happy for you aswell! (I think)

Don't distract him by reminding him of what you wore on that magazine he will not pay attention and fuck up.

Do NOT ask this man for outfit suggestions he will tell you to throw on a t-shirt some pants and you would still look goregous.

Like no tim, you need outfit ideas 🙁

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HOODIE/BRIAN

What?!

Why didn't you tell him?

Why? WHY?!

Okay so now he needs you to tell him EVERYTHING

he's invested like this is the next episode of some hot TV series.

Collects your magazines

Do not fear when he pulls up in a "love my s/o" shirt at a runway 💀

Of course he's more devoted in his job like Tim, but he's more carefree and likes to process everything so he'll show more genuine intrest!

AGAIN DO. NOT. ASK. FOR. OUTFIT. IDEAS.

this man will tell you the same damn thing 🙁

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BEN DROWNED

Gasp WHAT?

Nvm he doesn't care 🙁

He just wants you to get your ass on a gaming chair and watch him rage at little kids who should be asleep.

Definitely keeps your magazine secured.

Deadass this guy will tape a picture of you on his pillow and talk to you and CRY. 💀

Will purposely make you feel bad by saying you could get better 💀 (he just wants you to get him some chips)

𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚✶🩸☆🩸★🩸☆🩸★🩸✶ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚

[xxfillerxx]

thing you should know about vyn that makes him 1000× funnier

So you know that post that's like

Yeah. Yeah thats vyn deadass. At least one phonecall, maybe a couple stories and definitely main story chapter 10 (i think?), the one where Artem almost dies. He sees some tragedy play out whether it's a story EG the cowherd and weaver girl (phonecall), his parent's outcome of splitting up (food for thought), or artem and MC being in mortal peril or whatever, then goes "aha couldnt be me, I would never let that happen." Like PLEASE 😭😭 if ur not a vyn fan pls understand this man is so FUNNY. He goes all "oh, that's a nice story :) how unfortunate for them. I, on the other hand, would never let that happen, MC."

And you know it's Vyn so theres a good chance it probably WOULDNT happen. This man is prideful (wont allow himself to bug others, let anyone pity him, shows off in front of MC, lowkey jealous too but in a funny way- this man isnt yandere or anything hes just a funny little guy) but in a subtle tm way.

Also another small funny thing about him showing off- 1st chapter of his personal story, this pickup artist tries showing off to MC to woo her and after he goes "😌🤓☝️ermh actually he was wrong abt the montblanc facts + i sent you these delicious ones i made myself", SHOWING OFF and one-upping the dude only a few hours after. Also the SR story where he A) sees MC enchanted by a magic show so he practices a magic trick in secret to look like a pro before her (literally dude looks like hes a pro but hes "anxious to outdo others" and usually practices smth in secret to look like a pro) B) sees her rave abt it when his old friend performed it so he goes all "hey dont u think magicians are LIARS theyre actually not that impressive" before losing a light hearted debate with MC abt it and C) gets insecure when he had to perform his trick right after they see a more elaborate magic trick and whem MC goes "no i want to see it im sure itll be great" and when he does he goes "I can do what they can do. I wont lose to anyone in front of you."

This guy is SO funny. I figured hed be the elegant, standoffish yet caring character who maybe did some dark stuff on the side. But no bc i was expecting another Lucien but this guy is HILARIOUS with a lot of subversive moments and traits (lots of the characters are). This dude is less of a threat and more of a silly little guy once you read more

HES ALSO CLINGY HE JUST HIDES IT. Vyn, gripping his knees in Trace of Puff: 16 days 14 hours 23 minutes MC pls i couldnt bear being a month without you 😔😔

"during this period... I will practice spending my days thinking of you." THIS GUY IS DOWN B A D 😂😂😂

also this one's more obvious but him being a grouchy Not Morning Person who hates being woken up early too that one's funny

[gggoldfinch]

At this point I've given up, like I go find the oldest, crustiest, most ancient fics with no tags and read them. At first it rattled me but man this is the same with books. Books have no tags and we read them. It's been like this for centuries. Stop stressing the authors.

RIGHTTTTT like,,,,,, I’ve seen people on tiktok (and on here unfortunately) being like “☝🏻🤓 I only read fics with high kudos and high hits” LIKE FUCKING ! WHAT !! We’re on completely different levels of fandom experience rn my guy. I saw a vid recently discussing the mainstreaming of fandom culture particularly in 2020 (i.e. the people who would’ve bullied me in middle school for being weird joining fandom spaces) and how that pipelined into the actual fandom weirdos being ostracized in their native habitats and. it’s so true lowkey…

Like, I hate to say it but a lot of mainstream fandoms I feel really don’t like ?? value the art of writing so much as they do the “content creation” ? Some of—if not all—the best fics I’ve ever read have been for weird fandoms or unpopular characters, often with very little interaction on them. In my decade+ worth of fandom experience, non-mainstream and non-“normal” fandoms and authors tend to actually enjoy fandom more and value the art in it over the clout. It’s kinda a double-edged sword in that way because on one hand the authors have to contend with overly critical readers, but on the other you can find authors who are solely in it for the clout of massive interaction numbers rather than being in it for the love of the game.

Dgmw you can enjoy your ooc marvel fic where the author is sniveling for mercy in the notes lest they get cancelled by the fandom, but don’t come into fandom spaces that aren’t like that and expect the same content and treatment 💀 it’s gotten to the point where I just don’t bother reading stuff from fandoms like that anymore because more often than not the content is just not up to my standards 😭

Tags are a very good thing for a site like ao3, where you can filter whatever you like, but imo (at the risk of sounding too insensitive) some of the shit I’ve seen does not need to be tagged in the way it is 😭 I was being deadass when I said in the previous post that I just saw an author in the notes nervously giving their justification for the inclusion of a consensual clothes ripping scene. LIKE WHAT WORLD ARE WE KNOW RN LMFOAJJDKFLFL

And PLS don’t get me started on the “tagging” and “troping” of books 😭 the tiktokification of everything needs to end 😭 intellectualism is not a bad thing guys, some of you are just media illiterate 😭 Like obviously if a book contains a triggering topic I hope you find out about it before picking it up… but there are ways of learning the contents of a book that don’t include them having actual tags like a fanfic. go on goodreads, look up reviews… hnnnghgg

ANNNYYWAYYYY support authors and don’t be fucking weird ❤️ go read old fics or unpopular fics because you might find a gem ❤️ go read books ❤️

[velvett-tearss]

Hi! If it's not much to ask could I request a hc for Reiner where their s/o is bilingual? If more specific it could be Portuguese, but you can choose if you wanna keep it general I don't mind ;) thank you a lot :3 <3

Reiner With A Bilingual S/O

a/n: thank u for the request 🙏 I didn’t know whether to use canonverse or modern au, but I love frat boy Reiner so I took the liberty to choose lol, imagine him learning a different language just for u ugh where can i find one???, anyway hope you enjoy it <3

genre: modern au, headcannons

warnings: cursing, gn!reader, just Reiner being amazing <3

- Reiner loves listening to you talk in different languages lmao

- loves to sit and listen to you talk to your parents or siblings or cousins in a language he barely understands

- you could call him an asshole and he’d be like wow so elegant 😻

- notices how your voice kinda changes like in speed or pitch and is in awe lmao

- he thinks it’s so impressive that you can talk and understand two (or more) different languages

- it literally boggles his mind at how much your brain can hold ??

- “babe, what does this mean?”

- at the start of your relationship, he was intent on learning at least the basics of the other language you spoke

- does his duolingo everyday like a good boy 🥲

- he listens to songs that are popular in places where your language is spoken so he can understand the slang and pronunciation better 🤓

- he is actually very nervous and shy when it comes to actually speaking in the language, especially when it comes to your family because he doesn’t want to mispronounce anything ):

- you got into an argument and you called him a name like shit head or idiot or something in your other language

- and he called you one right back lmfao

- the audacity of this man 🙄

- and you don’t know whether to be flattered that he said the word so well and used it correctly or offended that he said the word so well and used it correctly 😀

- has graduated to being able to read memes and actually understands them 😩

- thinks it’s funny when you mix up words in either language lmao

- “hey, Reiner, can you pass the . . uh, crap . . . what’s it - oh! the remote!”

- he likes seeing you get frustrated 😈

- he tries his best to stay in touch with new slang and keeps up with the latest news and scandals 👀

- likes to try dishes that are made where your language is spoken lmao he thinks it will help him understand how to speak it better

- watches movies and tv shows in the language and gets too invested in them, he will grieve over a character’s death for a week deadass

- he has tried to convince his friends to learn with him and is very surprised to know that Armin knows the language well enough to hold a small conversation ???

- “babe, wait. why do you have so many spices?”

- he went to go eat with his frat-bros at a restaurant that just so happened to serve food from where your language is spoken, and he was able to talk to the waiters so well 👏

- Eren and Connie just look at each other before turning to him like 😦 in shock because

- “bro, I didn’t know you could talk like that? why didn’t you tell us?”

- and Reiner’s like oh no reason 😏 but he’s lowkey so flattered inside lmao he loves that his friends think it’s so cool bc they would probably think you’re so cool

- he just loves you so much he would do anything for you, even learn a new language if it meant he got to spend more time with you <3