#marsh speaks

[marshclaws]

Why did they make the backstory for the one character named after a fan’s cat be that his owner threw him into the river as a kitten…

[rad1o-phighting-ocs]

should be back to answering asks tmr or thursday 🙏ive just been juggling like.. A Ton Of Stuff

[sazed-s-faith-crisis]

Mistborn british cooking show!au

-Ati and Leras are judges with completely different views on how well done a tart should be

-poor sazed just trying to make a well done cream cheese tart but his copperminds did not prepare him for this :(

-kelsier what the fuck you were ment to make a tart but you made fuckin steak

-spook is crying and covered I'm jam (the cooking challenge did not involve jam)

-vin did not understand and made a table (its a very good table)

-ham made a great cream cheese tart but leras and ati were fighting about if it was done right so lost

-breeze: and now we add TwO ShOtS oF VoDkA

-Marsh legit did a good job even though he didn't know what cream cheese was 20 minutes before the challenge

-elend is confused and trying his best but he has no clue what he's doing yet made a decent tart somehow

-Yeden can cook a meal but not a tart, he is more confused than elend

-rashek cooked the best meal

[astro-nautic]

Assorted Octonauts headcanons... Again!

Everything im the octopod is waterproof, EVERYTHING.

Sometimes the vegimals will burry themselves in the ground of the garden pod for fun

^They've scared various crew members half to death many times by doing this

The crew have offered to get a more modern prosthetic for Calico Jack's missing leg but he refused because "Its not the pirate way"

Dashi does the daily wordle

When the Vegimals were first brought on to the octopod Peso was terrified of them for weeks

Whenever the octopod is parked above water or in shallow water Panni will just show up unannounced almost every time

Natquik always carries at least two forms of radio/long range communication on him at all times after being stranded in the antarctic

The vegimals have a little secret nook in the library pod that they sleep in

The octopod has its own unofficial time zone that the crew usually follows just beacuse of how much they move around and thus switch time zones

The crew doesn't drink much caffeine. Except Tweak. She can chug energy drinks like they're nothing

Shellington has alot of allergies and keeps and epipen in his bag at all times

Ranger Marsh is incredibly good at wood work

Selva absolutely loves the garden on the octopod and is very impressed about how the crew got crops to grow so well underwater

Yeah thats I all got for now

[stardust-sunset]

why does everyone assume like ‘oh stan has to make an instagram account for kyle because he’s so against it’ like it’s be the other way around. let’s not forget the facebook incident.

[marshiemonarch]

did you get the idea to draw Angels' style of clothes from Ralsei?

Nah that was just a funny coincidence lol

I made a post a while back going into more depth of their design

But who cares about that I have a question for YOU

[clarityroses]

Pretty sure my art style upgraded but I’m too preoccupied with my show and like vidcon and stuff to check

I will get back to yall on that in like

A couple days idk

Last time this happened was around the like SAME exact time last year, here’s that

Last year June-July a bit before my birthday

Trying out Pinterest art styles

My VERY affected art from later in July

I fear (hope) it must happen every year now

[nllick]

Wdym I can't ship every blackwell academy girl together because I can't choose which ship I like the most so I clash them all together instead?!

[marshdotcom]

miguel definitely watched part 3 and knows every episode by heart …

[rllymilerlly]

Mystery solving duo

[slutz4marsh]

Stan getting a little too into his cocky cool guy schtick at a party or something to the point that someone starts talking the reader up a little. They literally chat for less than a few minutes before Stan whisks reader back home where he gives them orgasm after orgasm while groveling for reader's attention and affection. He's just oscillating between, "please please call me your good boy" and "nobody could make you cum like I do" energy while fucking your brains out.

*swoons* I love this blog I feel like I've found my people!!

you have. you absolutely have.

ALSO TYSM IM SO GLAD U LIKE THE BLOG I WAS SO NERVOUS WHEN I MADE IT SOBS

Stan Marsh x GN Reader SMUT

Look, you didn't mean to make Stan this upset. You didn't mean to make him upset at all, actually.

Simply put, Stan was being just a little too cocky confident cool guy douchebag for you at this party, so you wandered off and grabbed a drink in the kitchen. It was then that things went south.

Someone you didn't really recognize started talking to you, leaning against the wall and halfway flirting with you, and to be honest? it wasn't much of anything. You didn't even know their name. It was only about a two or three minute long conversation when you saw Stan appear next to you, saying you should be on your way home.

And that, my dear, is how you found yourself in your current situation.

Stan has you flat against the mattress while he lifts your hip to better allow himself access to sticky and borderline abused hole. You're sore and you're practically drooling from how many times you've cum by now, but you can't bring yourself to tell him to stop.

"Call me a good boy," Stan gasps into your ear. "no, no... Call me your good boy."

"You're a good boy," you gasp right back. "You're my good boy. So, so fucking- ah!- good for me."

Stan's hips stutter inside you, and he whimpers as he continues to pound into you. He can feel you getting closer, and it only spurs him on.

"You gonna cum?" Stan groans right into your ear, and his words go directly south. "That's right- that's right, baby. Cum all over me. I'm the only one who can make you cum like this." He lightly smacks your thigh. "Say it."

It's your turn to whine as you tilt your head back against the pillows. "You're the only one," you gasp as you feel the oncoming orgasm. You've lost count of how many this makes it. "Who can make me cum-"

With that, your words and breath are taken from you as stan's perfectly sculpted dick brings you to yet another earth shattering orgasm.

"Stan, 's- 's too much," you whine, squirming from the overstimulation.

Stan shakes his head as he grips your hips tighter to hold you still. "You can take it," he mumbles into your neck. "Please? Please, baby, for me. Just one more."

He's pleading in the whiniest voice you've ever heard, and you can't possibly say no.

Stan pistons in and out of you, whimpering and whining into your skin. Every so often, a pitiful whining beg for attention will leave his lips; "Please, baby, say I'm good. Say you love me. Please, please, I'm treating you so good, right? Please." or a whiny but more dominant sounding claim; "I'm the only one who could ever make you feel this good, huh? Only one who can make you cum this hard this much."

When you finally cum the final time Stan had pitifully begged you for, your clenching around him is enough to coax another orgasm out of Stan, who finally stops thrusting into you.

You're both panting as he pulls out and collapses on top of your sweating, naked body.

"I love you," Stan says as he yanks your body closer, burying his face in the crook of your neck. "So fucking much."

You pet his hair and pull him as close as you can, shivering as you feel loads of cum leaking out of you.

"I love you too, Stan."

Your night is spent with cuddles and reassurances on both of your ends.

[marshclaws]

One of my least favorite warriors takes is wishing for the better endings narratively “hollyleaf should have had a power,” “Onestar should have stayed good,” etc. noo!!!!! Girl the conflict!!!! It’s so much more interesting when things don’t go right

[rad1o-phighting-ocs]

For the mod: HIII I LOVE THE MSPFA VIBE OF THE BLOG!!! -IVP (Ivory Periastron) mod

WAAA TYTYTYYYY <333 mspa/homestuck has always influenced A lot of my work both art and story-wise and ive always Wanted to do something similar to it :)!! opening an ask blog honestly made it easier to achieve that <3

[sazed-s-faith-crisis]

Please consider: a Marsh doll with magnet based eye spikes and if you take them off he has a little angry face

[tozierlvr]

ranking adaptations of the losers bc why not

bill 1) it (2017) 2) miniseries (kid) 3) book 4) it chapter two 5) miniseries (adult) ((ponytail.))

beverly 1) miniseries (adult) 2) it (2017) 3) book 4) miniseries (kid) 5) it chapter two

eddie 1) it (2017) 2) book 3) miniseries (kid) 4) miniseries (adult) 5) it chapter two

richie 1) it chapter two 2) book. 3) it (2017) 4) miniseries (adult) 5) miniseries (kid)

mike 1) book 2) miniseries (adult) 3) miniseries (kid) 4) it 2017 5) it chapter two

ben 1) book 2) miniseries (kid) 3) it 2017 4) miniseries (adult) 5) it chapter two

stanley 1) it 2017 2) book 3) miniseries (kid) 4) it chapter two 5) miniseries (adult)

[stardust-sunset]

what each of the boys major/minor in

note i have my own version of post covid. it’s an AU and I recognize that. What I’m doing is an AU. so. keep that in mind.

Cartman

Cartman majors in business

i mean-look at how he was in Dikinbaus. He would be really good at business. He’s really good at bribing people to buy his shit

He’s also smarter than people give him credit for. He just has no motivation.

He minors in food science.

I like to headcanon that once Liane realized she was spoiling Cartman she kinda locked in (like she did in HumanCentiPad) and teaches him how to cook.

He actually comes to enjoy it and he seemed to have some knowledge of food science beforehand so

Stan

Animal science major. You can’t convince me otherwise.

He becomes a veterinarian in the future. He works with pets, though he got a job at a zoo at some point (he hates putting animals down)

Hes really gentle with animals. He’s one of those people that thinks dogs are better than people/hj

He minors in biochemistry

I already know some of you are thinking ‘Oh WhY nOt MuSiC?’ but like…realistically I don’t think science and music would really clash together when it comes to jobs

I think he recognizes that. So he does Crimson Dawn on the side when he’s free.

Kyle

This was the toughest ngl

He majors in Psychology

I like to headcanon he becomes a therapist. He likes helping people. Hes compassionate. And no, I don’t wanna hear the ‘Oh He DoeSnT UndErStAnD dEprEsSiOn How CaN hE dO pSycH’ like he was nine at the time

I think he would be the type of person to do research on the side about mental diseases because he wants to learn

And hear me out on this. He originally wanted to major in law. I feel like his dad would be big on ‘having his oldest son carry the family name on’ but Kyle ends up not enjoying it so he drops out

He double minors in political science and philosophy

He seems very high on his morals, so I think he would find interest in philosophy, a place where he can express his moral opinions

And he’s great at debate. So I like to think he would go into political science. Not just because he likes debate but also so he can say he’s ’qualified to talk about this because he’s a minor in political science’

Kenny

Okay okay but imagine Engineer Kenny

He’s creative. He has the ideas. He has the ability. I like to think he worked a lot of odd jobs and got really into building things. And he decided he wanted to do that in his life.

I like to think he’s actually really smart. He just doesn’t really have the best home situation so he isn’t given as many opportunities as he would’ve liked.

Although I also like to think that he would buckle down in high school and actually gets into the top five for his class. He applies to pretty good schools and gets a near full ride for some of them. But anyway, I’m yapping too much

As for a minor, he, like Kyle, double minors. in accounting and math.

He wants to make sure nobody has economic issues like he had. And he has a leg up in what he does because he’s dealt with money his whole life practically.

He’s fairly good at math. Plus he’s already got a leg up, like I said.

ahe really pushes himself in college to become someone who can help people who were in the same situations as him. So he works hard and actually does good.