#mass effect grunt

[fresh-prince-of-denmark]

You don’t have Grunt, Grunt has you 😤

[ryuhumble]

Another wip of comics that might continue but had to draw our son this time too.. I also can't help with giggling at Garrus looking slightly annoyed??

[lycheecatee]

So…I finished Mass Effect

Would it surprise you these are the only clips I have of my playthrough?

[lostrealities0]

Grunt's search history is sending me.

[th-xeno]

happy N7 day ❤️🤍🖤

spend it with your (found) family 🥰

[wendeeesaucy]

After Grunt's loyalty mission

[city-of-heavenly-heartbreaks]

That's👏🏻Her👏🏻Son👏🏻

[wetsocksinbed]

that one conversation with Grunt:

Grunt: I figured out who I am

Shepard: who

Grunt: a racist :)

[sziroi]

Parents are proud, Grunt is a grown up boy now

[baggesa]

[s0ckheadd]

stupid grunt drawings because i love him and i love him and i

[ninjadeathblade]

[alherix3]

There is a loooooot of Gruuuuunt

[hum-tittle]

Happy N7 day!!!

Here is something I wrote, I want to make it into a comic once I can afford to pay an artist. 💕

(A group of them sitting at the mess hall table)

Jack: So, He was like “you could only win a fight because of your biotics.” I said “Oh, yeah, say that to my steel toed boots.” and kicked him right in the dick.

Garrus: It was out?

Jack: No, dumbass, he was not naked.

Garrus: That’s not what I asked, was he um… well

Mordin: Ah! Garrus doesn’t know human anatomy. Human penile tissue, heat sensitive, along with testes. Evolved to keep cool by being outside of body.

Grunt: You’re quads are on the outside?

Joker: Yes they are.

Garrus: doesn’t that make things like sitting more difficult?

Joker: Yes it does. Not only do they take up space but if you sit on them wrong, it hurts like a bitch!

Grunt: Are they a good weak spot on humans?

Joker: I’ve broken bones that were less painful than getting hit there.

Grunt: he he he. I love learning new weaknesses of lesser beings

Jack: Well that might work on Joker, but it would just piss me off.

Grunt: Why would it not work on you?

Mordin: Jack female, her reproductive organs inside. Joker male, so organs are outside.

Garrus: So, the female's organs can handle the temperature of the body but the males can’t?

Mordin: Yes, this is common with many mammals.

Garrus: Huh, interesting

Mordin: Though some mammals have retractable penises, similar to aves and amphibian species but not same. Can show diagrams.

Joker: Wait, do you guys retract?

Grunt: Yes

Garrus: Yeah, it’s not just out

Mordin: Correct

Thane: Yes, they are retracted when not in use.

Jack: Thane did you say they? As in plural?

Thane: Yes, I have two.

Garrus: Can you use them at the same time?

Thane: No, only one.

Mordin: Drell are reptilian. This trait was useful when less evolved. Could quickly reproduce with multiple partners with little to no break in between. As they evolved, sex became more than reproduction,and trait was kept for ahem… longevity.

*Kelly drops breakfast in the background*

Kasumi (to Jack): So that’s why Shepard’s always smiling

*Shepard walks into mess hall*

Thane: Siha, come sit while I grab you breakfast.

Shepard: Good morning everyone.

Shepard: Why are you all staring at me? What were you guys talking about?

Kelly: Just how lucky you are

[strawberrykidneystone]

tube time with grunt