#max answers questions

[max--phillips]

Go suck your dads dick. Rape and incest isn’t kinks and it’s fucked up to act like they are.

Please choose your response based on what is going to piss you off the most:

Response 1: okay ❤️ yay ❤️

Response 2 (imo does lose comedy points bc I’m into orientation play so there’s that): Hey! That’s not nice. I’m a lesbian. I’d suck my mom’s dick

[spacegay-official]

Was that sarcasm or do you really not know the BTS of Aragorn kicking the orc's helmet?

I really don’t 😭 I haven’t seen any of the movies (I know, I know, it’s not a conscious choice, I’m sure they’re great) and know exactly fuck all about them so

[spacegaynsfw]

Hey Max, did your kinkier than anticipated (again) blog get nuked or did you delete it or?

It got nuked 😭 BUT never fear I have returned again because . ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Obligatory if you want to follow my hard kink blog please read this post first, but if you’ve followed it in the past and already know what you’re getting into, the new one is @spacedykensfw3 (very original I know lmao)

It’s not very populated just bc I haven’t gotten a chance to put everything back where it belongs but I’ll get around to it lmao (and I might actually make a real backup this time)

[formulaonedirection]

chat, is this kink?

[countingstars-17]

Q: "Question to Max and Charles. You had incidents with each other but you always came out debriefing and talking even more. Is that a testimony of the bond over the years of racing you've done with each other?"

Max: "I had to steer a bit left at the start. We had a little moment. I explained to Charles what happened and it would also be the debriefing. I think it's something we do naturally. We did that already from back in the day in go karting. So it's nice when you had fun race and you have some battles. There's always something to talk about."

Charles: "Yeah exactly. But I think the debriefs we had back in the day were a bit more tense!".

Max: "Just an incHident!"

Charles: "Yeah [laughs]. But now we are a bit calmer and we grew up together. I know Max very very well as a driver. [...] We had fun and we spoke about it. He explained the situation and it was fine."

[essektheylyss]

The thing about Aeor being apparently so closed off from the outside is that Avalir was basically open to the elements and had some pretty aggressive ongoing climate control, which seems way more showy. It's not that Aeor couldn't have done that, because the arcana demonstrably existed. They just didn't for some reason.

Ergo, I propose that Aeor is the Exandrian equivalent of the billionaire doomsday bunker. The arcane Titanic submersible. The Cybertruck of flying cities. If you're trying to eliminate all possible vulnerabilities in your design there is simply no amount of wizards who can replace one hardened civil engineer.

[grogumaximus]

[yesloulou]

when ur murderous puppy dog of an ex-boyf defends ur honor or something

[max--phillips]

People on TikTok posting Pedro edits and also posting about voting for Trump,,,do they not know? He’s not for them. I didn’t comment this but I like silently wishing for them to get hurt

No no next time you see that u should just remind them that he made this Instagram post:

(And it’s still up, I literally went to his insta profile to screenshot this)

[spacegay-official]

Wait what the fuck is going on?? I’m not very active in the fandom lately so I’m very out of the loop - or if you don’t want to talk about it (which I totally understand) do you know of anyone who’s posted about what’s happening?

I'm not gonna lie I don't know all the details, all I know is that there was some discussion about tagging fics more accurately/thoroughly, which I did add to that conversation a little bit yesterday in explaining soft Doms vs hard Doms, but beyond that I'm not sure. I know someone did get an anon telling them to kill themself, as for why I don't know, but regardless that shouldn't have happened.

If anyone has an actual rundown of what's going on that'd be cool, but otherwise I'm going to stay out of it beyond saying "be cool to each other what the fuck"

[spacegaynsfw]

Ok so I’m a big ol lesbian but before I realized I was, I slept with a fuckton of guys and I just had a dream about THE BEST guy I had sex with and now I’m horny and missing him. His dick was actually perfect- 7inches, little bit curved and he KNEW how to use it. And he ate pussy for his pleasure, just absolutely messy and perfect and amazing and god missing him is making me question everything lmao

Tbh it do be like that sometimes . I will say tho, you don’t have to question ur sexuality unless you really want to lmao like, you can have sex, even really really good sex, with a dude and be a lesbian the whole time. Sex is just a fun cool thing that feels good that people do with each other, it doesn’t have to be anything more than that (although obviously it can be!) But yeah I think missing someone who clearly made you feel good is valid as hell no matter the situation fkvjdbdjddj

[ask-modern-patrochilles]

Happy Halloween! Did y’all do a family costume?

Achilles: Happy— late— Halloween!

Achilles: Penelope throws a little party every year so this year we were vampires and Max was a baby bat!

[countingstars-17]

I: “apparently you explain things to charles a lot...”

max: "ahahahah i don't know. i like to explain stuff with my hands. you know when people ask me stuff."

[charlotte-family-apologist]

Wait if Takeda inherited Suchin's looks and Suchin looks like her dad does that mean Suchin's dad was the origin of the fat ass genes

Does this man look like he could have a fat ass

[rickybaby]

‣ Max holds the 100% reply rate to a middle-of-the-night text from him. And most probably George would text back as well

‣ Lando most likely to leave him on read

‣ Nico Hulkenberg would hate to be stuck with Daniel in a lift. Like no shit

‣ Witty banter: Lando. And also Fernando (whatever has been going awn there since testing)

‣ Jack is apparently the one who changed his phone number recently. And definitely not him ‼️

‣ Most likely to get along with his parents: apparently Lando with his Dad (even though it must be noted the answer is based purely on more recent teammates)