#mcb ships

[brainrottfan]

MCB head cannon/ships

This r my opinions but there's a few things I personally might gate keep really hard

I'm sorry fellas but that's how I am <//3

It is verrryyy long- like super long I could turn this into a vid

Also some suggestive jokes, just as a heads up

HEADCANNON

Rock crush is a child, you cannot change my mind.

Honestly should be a fact^

Shadow x, buffalo crush, buster gallon, red blitz, spark beat and flash vector are adolescent (18-20's)

With how they sound and act it only makes sense y'know, tho I feel like buffalo crush and buster gallon would be a little bit older!!

Buffalo crush and buster gallon are brothers

I can see it, but blackhook has favoritism or smthn lmaoo

sparkbeat and flash vector are brothers

I'm not even headcannoning

This is CANNON tho, it says in the show, But some people don't realise that?

Sky gallop and Cielo are women (trans woman)

Not headcannon but saying the truth/j

Nah but it's more like fannon y'know, dispite what the toy creator says otherwise fans continue calling em women<3 but it should be cannon

orso plzzz conform the Yuri plZz I'm on my knees, save me yuri guhghfdh

ok so parent headcannons r more like Fannon since I'm sure we all can agree with it yknow

Spalanza Crew is Found Family

Cielo is like Redblitz older sister and we got like the fun uncle or just oldest brother musclehyde

Then daddio old man gigantrex

It's just like that yknw yknw

Black hook is the father of buffalo crush and buster gallon

Sky gallop is like a mom to spark beat and flash vector

For those my reason is I just feel like being in a crew is basically found family just like how we saw with the SPALANZA CREW, like fr if their kids learned the meaning of mom/dad they'd definitely be calling em that y'know just like with how Redblitz learned abt it

I also just find it so cute that both blackhook and sky Gallop carry them around, guhh lill babies just being picked up or that junk y'know I just find it SOOOOO ADORABLE💗💖💓

Glober is a father to rock crush

(bonus) also deepbite being a father to rock crush 2, him and glober raising rock crush<333

I mean by just the way he cares for rock crush it just personally feel like that

And how it's so cute rock crush doesn't find DeepBite scarry cuz like UEUFJJGJGJ

Just simple headcannons that I personally resonate with and cuz they're my favorites lol

Blasttrain is a transman, because why not

He's my favorite that's why, and bc trains<333

Bluecops trans too lmao

It only makes sense, have you seen his top surgery lately??

Bluecop is the shortest, I'm sure this is all agreed on-

tbh I can't even call this a headcannon cause it seems cannon

If you look at pictures and Like if u put the figurines next to each other you might be able to tell

I only own bluecop atm, I'll find out when I have the whole collection... Soon!!

And cause orso loves making bluecop suffer, I called it

It's CANNON he's A SHORT KING!1!!1 in

Also

SKY GALLOP IS THE TALLEST

With the group picture and everything, like honestly it's cannon too lmaoo

TALL QUEEN!!!1!!

MY MAIN SHIPS:

These are in pairs atm, poly ships r way in the bottom<3

My personal favorites

Blue cop x wild guardy

WILDCOP

Yaoi... And well cuz fanboy that finally gets to be with his idol... I'm lovee this ship sm

And I found a headcannon in this one server and it can get real complex with the emotions and I'm digging it

Why is wildgaurdy so obsessed with bluecop, Does wildgaurdy wanna be him? Does he wanna overpower him? Is he just into him?

Will I try to recall it all and try explain the rest to you? No, just think about it deeply...

Cielo x sky gallop

KNIGHTJET

Yuri.... Girly

EDIT: THEY WERE FLIRTING HJFJGKGKG, CANT CHANGE MY MIND

I THOUGHT- it sounded like they were flirting before they started dueling BUT then I got so disappointed when they weren't and I'm just like this the next few minutes-

"Sigh really? Sob, my brain playing tricks on me"

I'm not sure but once I see the new sub I'm going to tweakk but like when it comes to girls sky gallop would pause to give it a thought-

Oh and Fleta z gets cucked, imagen trying to rizz these two assertive women just to find out they're lesbians smh

He's not on their level yet

They're too feisty

just wait for my poly ship just for the good ending for fletaZ

Heavy iron x black hook

IRONHOOK (tbh people keep calling them heavyhook but this just sounds more better to me, to each their own tho!!)

Angry old men yaio, all that pent up frustrated sexual energy, JUST FUCKING KISS

And also they have history, they're not fighting for no reason y'know, they used to know each other

Ex's? Seems like it

Mega ambler x Phoenixfire

HOTLINE

The healthy yaoi 🥺

It makes sense obvi, also the time he comforts phoenixfire is like awee

Glober x deepbite

GUPPY

I mean duh, their son is rock crush

And being "friends" with an outlaw? You gotta real familiar with him if that's the case lmao

Dexter x fleta z

It's pretty good too, it's an existing ship anyways

Their things are animals

SHIPS I THINK THAT MAKE SENSE/HAS POTENTIAL OR R JUST LIKE CRACK SHIPS:

I think some of these have potential but some I just ship cause I find it funnie

Blue cop x almost anyone

EXCEPT Flame Nova and rock crush, my reasons are at the very bottom

I mean have you seen the way he's interacted w/ everyone? It only makes sense lmao

I just think it's funny but also like give off those vibes

Imagine They're passing him around like a blunt💀

Shadow x x flash vector

Invisible... Also I'd like the idea of shadow x teasing him, make him freak out inside

Red blitz x spark beat

Saw a cute post abt it, and we'll I think their personalities would fit well

Heavy Iron X Gigantrex

Ooo imagen these two, there's some potential here and I like it

I got this ship from a friend and I love it lol

Musclehyde x Dexter

Animals

Buffalo crush x mega trucker

Tbh I can see it, look at their themes, football player and like a wrestler, I vibe they can bulk together or something

Redblitz X shadow x

I've seen someone joke that they're the same with different filers and im like... That's so truee

I feel like one is stubborn and the other is a trickster I can see them pulling pranks on others lmao

Deep bite x red blitz

Edit: I'm starting to realize how bad this is of a ship... Maybe- uh-

Crack ship

Only bc he literally ate his ass... Twice...

Shrimp's a good snack for a shark

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Glober x sky gallop

crack ship

Cowboy and horse girly, I just find it funny it's not srs

Haha he be riding that horse, would she fit??💀💀

Dunno seems like his boyfriend has double, shark facts checks out💀💀💀

I prefer glober and DeepBite more tbh

Sky gallop x blasttrain

Only cuz they're both my favorites- I mean he slammed his face first into her crotch what do you want me to do-

and well their whole thing is transporting tbh and they're the most largest out of everyone

I'm 50% on this tbh, I love sky Gallop and Cielo more

POLY SHIPS:

There should be poly ships, I need to see them, there's a lot of em to go around

As a multi shipper tis is my deuty

Heavy iron x black hook x gigantrex

Big men... Humk

Flame nova doesn't get to have any part in this lmao, he's got too much internalized homophobia

Ok maybe as an extra he's also in on this, that's depends on you guys

Heavy iron x black hook x gigantrex x flame Nova

Just a crack ship, The only time he got in once lol, it's a small gag with my friends that he doesn't get to have any fun bc he has internalized homophobia

I just find it funny lol

Lmao I would go on with blasttrain to add on but he probably wouldn't want to be in any of that... maybe?

Musclehyde x Dexter x fleta z

Their whole thing is animals, I can't help myself

Cielo x sky gallop x fleta z 

The good ending for fletaZ

special headcannon for this ship

fleta z slowly realises they're a trans woman in this ship

I just like the idea of this, supportive girlfriends

YURI!1!!!!1!

This is another favorite of mine lol

Tbh hot take but at this point all they sky base cardbots should be women

And well bc I used to keep mistaking fletaZ as a girl when I first saw just a picture of them, and now I turned her trans, you can't do anything about it xp

BANISHED, NEVER SHIP THEM.

I gate keep this so hard

Like I am judging you if u do ship these

Bc it is like dark ship y'know... Reason I don't rlly consider ironhook or something as dark is bc they can handle eachother and have history or something

Y'know just like megop!! They can handle eachother!

But that's my opinion eh

Tbh Something that's not one sided and I'm on your boat!!

flamenova x sky gallop

EWIE GROSS, he literally abuses her and controls her children, that literal chin lift makes me wanna vomit ewie

This ship is ew, you can't change my mind, it's too toxic for me man and one sided :[

she's already pretty injured and he's rlly gotta rub salt in that wound, like squeezing her injured turbine?? Not cool man...

Flame Nova x Bluecop

he's probably like blue cops mentor, it would make it like he groomed him Sobb-

Like being a high ranked starguardian??

Hugeee power imbalance TBH

I kinda see him as like a dad to bluecop or something if he's ever getting a redemption

Rock crush x anyone

he's a literal child, you can't change my mind.

Parentxchild/siblingxsibling (including my headcannons and Fannons)

I see you blackhook x buster gallon shippers... Ew...

Sobb- and I recently saw a Cielo and musclehyde...

I'VE SEEN SOMEONE SHIP FLASH VECTOR x SPARKBEAT TOO... NOOO???? THEY'RE BROTHERS, BROTHER EWW..!1?!!

It's cannon that they're brothers, it's in the show, wtf r u doing???

SMH

But yeah I hope we can agree with most of these, I'm chill if u don't like some of these ships I'm just presenting potentials y'know? There could be some variety!!

Tho Esp the never ship ones I hope we Do agree on those or I am judging you...

Also I rlly hope you guys like the ship names too for existing ships!!

Hope y'all have a nice day, TYSM for reading through my long list of deranged writing, I appreciate that you read the whole thing<33333333333333333333333333333333333333

This has been in my head for too long honestly and I'll be obsessed with this show for how long it'll last and maybe beyond that

I'm opening my asks inbox for these kinda things btw, be civil<333333

Next I'll keep posting art or even start theorizing what's next for season 3 bc I'm so excited even tho theres no announcement for it sufjjgjgkgmgngnsdj

[static-arz]

Yes I like Red blitz very much 💖

[yume-writes]

Y'know, I've been too mean to Blue Cop lately, so as an apology here's some fluff

This would take place after sealing Mega Trucker and before Mega Ambler

Blue Cop and Mega Trucker have been making efforts to get along better, they are a team now after all. Sometimes things are easier, other times they argue, but at the end of the day they do get along well

One day, Mega Trucker is thinking of ways to get closer to Blue Cop. He wants to be genuine friends with him, but is not sure how. Though they did get closer thanks to the truck incident, they still have much to learn about each other. Then he thinks of a wonderful idea, a dance party! That would be the best way to get closer to him! Mega Trucker feels so proud of himself and goes off to get everything in order

He gets help from Jun and they go to a secluded location away from people to set up the party (Edo is not letting them, under any circumstances, set up the party in his shop) It's honestly not much, the location is in a forest clearing and the only things they really brought were large speakers, but that's really all they need. Jun goes home while Mega Trucker goes to get Blue Cop

Blue Cop is a bit suspicious but goes along with it. When in the clearing Mega Trucker does explain what he has in mind and Blue Cop is a bit hesitant. He can't dance, or just can't dance well. Mega Trucker just laughs at this while putting on the music.

"Nonsense!" He laughs "Everyone can dance!" He starts dancing himself, following the rhythm of the music. He's putting more flourish into his moves than normal, Blue Cop watches, amused, at how he dances. Soon enough he drags Blue Cop by the hand to dance with him

Blue Cop protests a bit and when he does start dancing he's stiff. But Mega Trucker just laughs, and praises him for his dance moves. That gives Blue Cop more confidence and he starts to loosen up. As time flies by both of them are having the time of their life, all their stresses melt away as they just focus on the moment

They laugh and have fun, some of their dance moves are sloppy but they don't mind. Honestly this is the best moment of their lives ever since they had to leave Machina. By the time they stop it's night and stars shine in the sky. Due to how far out they are, the stars are much more clear than in the city

They both lie down on the ground and watch the stars, listening to the music which has now been changed to something slower and calmer. As they watch and listen they reminisce about their lives on Machina, they tell stories about their previous day to day lives. They talk about how Earth is like and everything they appreciate about it. They start pointing out stars and constellations they remember from Machina. Though they are a bit different, it feels nice to have a bit of home with them

They head back to the shop when the sun starts rising, they drive and watch the sunrise. They stay in their vehicle forms as they settle in for rest. Before they do Blue Cop thanks Mega Trucker for this, he loved it and even shyly asks if they could do it again. Mega Trucker laughs and says "Of course". They both go to sleep, feeling lighter than they have in a long time

Yeah as much as I love angst, I do love hurt/comfort and fluff as much as well <3

[ghost--girlfriend]

GO MY SEA PLANE!!!!!!! heres my mcb s/i Sea Breeze! I'm still not very familiar with drawing robots/vehicles so I may be tweaking her design around some idk ^_^ shes a silly but shy cardbot dating Phoenix + Shadow because I.likeys theemmmmm <333 drtfgyhj more under the cut!

Sea Breeze would be in s1 of mcb, though I'm not sure exactly when she would be introduced... after Phoenix and Shadow's episodes but before all the crazy stuff with Heavy Iron and Black Hook fghjk her episode would go along the lines of 'some mysterious cardbot is accidently causing trouble! Jun is going to befriend them and they'll join the team!' so she'd be somewhere along the coast, lost and confused, and somewhere along the way when Jun's cardbots confront her somebody gets the wrong idea and a fight breaks out!!! Sea Breeze wields multiple kyoketsu-shoge, knives on strings that she throws with precision and strength. Anyways, she gets defeated and the conflict is sorted out and she decides she'd love to join his team :) so Sea Breeze ends up becoming close to Phoenix Fire- relating to being scared on this new planet, she emphasizes with his pyrophobia and tries to help him deal with it. they're very sweet with each other and often have sprawling conversations about anything and everything! and, of course, she befriends Shadow X too! She thinks his antics are hilarious, they often take flights together and attempt to make a lil mischief ehehe... Sea Breeze hadn't pranked anyone before and shes not really good at it but hey shes having fun! and they spar too, challenging each other in aerial battles to sharper their skills. when they hang out on their flights, they usually end the day sitting on top of some skyscraper building, watching the people go by and the sun set... a quiet moment for a chaotic duo <3 soooo they start datinnnggggg :3 SILLYPIES!!!!!!! Phoenix+Shadow are in a vage platonic~qpp~romantic kinda void like idk whats really going on there but like ^_^ we are all kissings each other.DFGHJGVWH

[aarontveit]

It was like my insides were ripping out [...] and so I kept taking the meds, and I don’t know what happened, or when, but it was like a switch flipped. It’s like I’ve been living in somebody else’s body. Every pill I take I think is gonna be the last one, but it’s just the last one, and the last one, and the last one… and I’m so sorry.

[remake/redo of this set]

[anonymousbeeblurr]

I was thinking about what name I should give to the Mega Ambler x Phoenix Fire ship

Do you have any ideas?

I have some ideas like MegaPhoenix or megafire

maybe DoctorFire

Fireambulance

Ambulancefire

I don't know what you guys think of the name for the ship

In almost 4 episodes Phoenix fire appears alongside mega ambler and this is quite suggestive

proving with some photos of scenes

There were more but I deleted the photos

[dumb-fuck-in-1mil-fandoms]

Metal cardbot heavyhook nation,

I serve you my attempt at drawing the old men (still tryna get their robot shapes down so you get humans)

Them badly doing eachothers hair (on purpose)

.... idk how to draw old people

Ik hooks outfit looks boreing but thats his under shirt, hes not wareing his captains coat

Lineart and sketch under the keep reading

[lavisugarsocks]

My two babies 🥺

[bumblecow]

Amblerfire!! :0

(MCB Gifs of 🚑🚒 1/? | S1E20)

[mouthwashingconfessionsblog]

"female attracted male abuser"

looks around. is... is the female attraction in the room with us? or are we actually out here arguing that because he raped a woman that means he must've been attracted to her??? is that the hill you're dying on? seriously?

aside from the fucking rape on Anya (which no, I am not seriously counting as evidence, wtaf?) and the moments where he humours Daisuke's horny ass, Jimmy has not indicated that his sexuality lies one way or another. no, him harassing the woman he raped is not evidence either!

gay men are very much capable of being misogynistic creeps towards women, too, btw. just so we're all on the same page. being gay does not make you immune to being the creep that harasses women nor does it mean you cannot rape a woman. headcanoning Jimmy as gay does not, in any way, take away from the horror of what he did to Anya.

fandom misogyny would be arguing that Anya deserved it for "stealing Curly", or just straight up ignoring, pushing Anya out, and bashing on her for "getting in the way" of the yaoi ship. just shipping JimCurly does not constitute as fandom misogyny. I feel like we're cycling back to "gay ships bad bc gay" here.

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[safety-fir3-y43h]

I’m not a huge fan of ships, even though I am a multishipper in other fandoms, I like the pairing between Mega Ambler and Phoenix Fire, I also like rare pairs…if in my au? (Disassembly District 001), I think Sky Gallop and Glober :3 idk they’re cute!

I also don’t mean or if I made anyone uncomfortable I’m so sorry-

Gonna start asking daily questions about MCB to yall (I'm interested in yalls alternate universes. Please tell 🙏.)

Do you have any ships in your AU? or any close relationships?

[toxiccaves]

✨🩷~Pink Cop, set up!~🩷✨

I put some new MCB items up on my ko-fi shop! Get 'em while they're hot! Every order comes with a free sticker! Yippee!

Due to overseas prices being so expensive, and the potential of import fees, I will only ship orders within the US for the time being. Apologies for any inconvenience!

Get 'em here:

[thechivalrousskygallop]

~ /OOC/!! ~

Hiii!!! It's your Chronically online mun! Tina! And this will be the Sky gallop RP blog!!

My main account and oc rp blog is @heavyiron ! I know I have 2 RP blogs, the rock crush and my oc rp blog and it's probably annoying that I have 3 rp blogs now, huhuu, I just love sky gallop sm.. 😭

Your asks may be delayed but no worries! An answer from sky gallop is guaranteed! (Unless it's Innapropriate. Mun will Answer it, instead of sky gallop)

Pony horse.

Anyway.!!

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"My name is Sky Gallop, the pure white wings that fly amongst the heavens."

- Sky gallop, episode 15, Season 2.

//RP BOUNDARIES//

Strictly no NSFW or Innapropriate asks that might harm the others! Because Some of the Rp bloggers here are Minors! And that includes me!

No shipping as well! We very well respect, understand and support your ships! But please do not ship us as it will feel like we are shipping each other! And also please do not ship me with miss peruru <33

Remember! I am an actual human being! I might not be 100% accurate to the real sky gallop! And responses might be delayed! Because of vacation, school, and ect!

Please do not be rude! And remember to respect each other! Okay?.

The mun's progress in the series follows the English sub(currently ep 19 season 2 of mcb) when I need help answering a question, I seek help from moonie (aka flamenova's mun) as she already watched s1 and 2 of Mcb.

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Mun notes.

Please refer sky gallop as a they/them or a she/her! (Cuz, y not.?)

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Here are the other rp blogs, and oc's in addition to this post.

Blue cop ~ @blue-policerobot

Mega trucker ~ @thelatinodancerbot

Mega ambler ~ @unlicensedmedicalcardbot

Phoenix fire ~ @safety-fir3-y43h

Shadow X ~ @shadowx-ishere1

Dexter ~ @k1ttykatwhisperer

Fleta z ~ @gracefulbountyhunter

Jun's parent's Fast food restaurant customer service ~ @themilkywayofficial

Busty gaylon ~ @buster-gallon

Black hook ~ @capta1nstreasure

Heavy iron ~ @heavyironsbasement

The season 2 cardbots

Rock crush ~ @thedrillingmole

Red blitz ~ @the-crimson-flash

Cielo - @sky-champion

Musclehyde - @the-steelarm-reporter

Deepbite ~ @thefriendlyshark

Sky gallop ~ @thechivalrousskygallop (You are here.)

Blast train ~ @b1asttrain

Flash vector ~ @plebec-invisk8r

Flame nova ~ @flamen0va

Metal cardbots outside of the Canon team

ShellShocked ~ @shell-shock-ed

Cosmic void - @cosmic-void-themagician

Record scratch ~ @record-scratches

Vagabund ~ @vagabund-rp

Yellow jacket ~ @askyellowjacket

Lavander aegis ~ @da-lavender-sniper

The additional human characters

Tina ~ @heavyiron

Phalia ~ @peppermintpez

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"Thank thou for looking at my page.. Pure white wings, sky gallop, out. "

[razzellyn]

For some reason the requester asked me in my messages, and i can't tag them

So uhhh, whoever you are, enjoy!!!!

Crash Landed

MCB

+ Blue Cop

Cybertronian!Reader

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• Let's say you're a wanderer. Not an Autobot or a Decepticon. Travelling through space in your ship, exploring the universe trying to find some friends, or whatever you come across first.

• A signal caught your optics, so you headed there. It leads to a planet, filled with fleshy creatures called "humans". Great.

• Even more great, your ship is now broken. The gravitational pull was apparently too strong for your ship. Now you're stranded here, clueless!

• At least you've managed to gather some spare energon from your ship, now you just have to go undercover. You scanned a vehicle without much problem, and tried to comm if anyone else was here.

• It was a futile effort. BUT! You did get some strange, static-y answer from the other side of the comm. So, you did what any sane bot would do. Follow the frequency!

• Which unfortunately ended up where you currently are.

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"... You're not Cybertronian."

You say as you scanned the non-cybertronian bot in front of you.

"And you're not a Metal Cardbot..."

Says the strange blue bot with the police cap on? You didn't know cosmetics that are similar to a human's outfits even existed.

"Yes well, it's obvious what our differences are. Uhm... where is your mouth?"

"Pardon?"

"Your mouth. Do you, whatever you guys call yourselves, not have a mouth?"

The blue bot nodded firmly.

"Yes, us Metal Cardbots do not have the need for a mouth."

"So you don't consume energy?"

"We... Still consume a form of energy."

This confused you. A lot. But instead of asking further, you shook your helm and instead asked another question.

"Right. Well, what's your name? I can't just call you Blue now can i?"

The blue bot gave you an unreadable expression, but it's nothing negative.

"My name is Blue Cop."

"... I guess i can call you Blue!"

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• And so the two of you introduced yourselves. He tells you his name, and vice versa. And it goes onnnnnnn from there.

• He's a curious fella, whether he shows it or not. Asking about your origins, where you come from, your name, and even about your occupation.

• He showed you around the place too. Meeting his team, and his fellow human friends! Though one of the Metal Cardbots reminded you of a certain Prime for some reason...

• But then, he asked about how you came here on earth, and when you told him the full story...

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"I am... sorry, you had to go through all that."

He says, gently grabbing a hold of your shoulder in an attempt to comfort you.

"Don't worry too much about it. It's not your fault."

"... If it helps, Machina suffered a similar fate."

You vaguely remembered about Machina. The planet where the Metal Cardbots originated from. You never knew about it, only bits and pieces. So this surprised you a little.

"Really..? I guess mechanical lifeforms are destined to wander the universe, eh?"

You humored a bit, not wanting to pry further into what happened in their past.

Blue Cop only nodded in response, and while he may have lacked the necessary equipment to show it, you could easily tell he was smiling. So you did too, and the two of you stared out into the view nature has given you.

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Yeah i think I'll end it there.

See you guys in another month or more <3

[alechans-cutetickles]

YAAAAAAYYYYYYY THX UUUUU!!!! ♡︎//♡︎ 💕💕💕 (YAAAAAAYYYYYYY GRAAAAAZIIIEEEE!!!! ♡︎//♡︎ 💕💕💕 )

lee!nicole and ler!tolkien? >//<

(i love ur blogs sm!!💕)

thank u so much !! <333

idk if I have drawn Nichole yet! well here she is with Tolkien :3

they r both so cute ahhghhhh 💗💗💗 i hope you enjoy :)

on paper again wooo ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[yume-writes]

*Gasp!* I-I can't believe enough people like my writing, thanks for tagging me and I need my tissues to cry how wonderful you guys are! (Jk Blows my nose and wipes tears).

This will be different since I decided why not take a break from the Blue Rouge Arc. (Don't worry, I'm still writing more ideas into it so be patient. ;) )

So Basically remember All those Jokes about Heavy Iron being a Megop/Opmeg Child? Well... What if He is?

Hold Your Horses just yet! Before we begin, I want to clarify that this doesn't take place for the Blue Rouge or Wedding Fiasco, not even the Vengeful Blues ship happening and Megatron isn't obsessively insane, yet.(That's the ship name of Megatron, Blue cop & Optimus for you.) Also, Jun is not experimented M.E.C.H because I don't want my Baby Boy THAT kind of trauma so this takes place in another Timeline. Remember, Cybertronians are Asexual as a species and only created by Primus by the Well of all sparks. (Excluding Fanfictions since I don't want to make you uncomfortable by the amount of Fanfics involving, a different way of being created.)

Before Primus stopped creating more sparks due to the constant rampaging war and deaths, He decided to create one last spark based on the Leaders of Two Factions, not for peace but....

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Out of SPITE! That's right, Primus is so fragging tired of them that He Decided to create a Love Child based out of them, OUT OF SPITE! to be shamed and Humiliated! Oh just because you guys have a Divorce, that doesn't mean you got to involve everyone in it HUH!? Yeah, Primus is already TIRED that He Decided that his last Creation is a Megop/Opmeg child to Spite them!

Ironically he's also caring and pitiful about what he created that he decided to transport the sparkling away from Cybertron from the war between two factions and not let It be involved by their Parents Ideology clashing in, by a Faraway yet Familiar planet of one of their Cousins... MACHINA.

(Which I call it. "Primus' Spite Child.™", this basedly a what if, purely Based on Primus as a character if he wasn't all mysterious. Can't wait to see their reaction, peace out!).

MCB x TFP crossover

Imagine making your god so annoyed of your fighting he creates a whole love child based on you and your rival. Like, how do you react to that?!

Also they don't know about Heavy Iron at first! Primus transports them away to Machina so they would have no clue about him! The moment they find out they're shocked, how could he be their child?! They can't even do that!!! And when they find out PRIMUS HIMSELF made Heavy Iron, god how do you even react?!

Optimus has to deal with that knowledge more because Heavy Iron is with the bots at the moment. He doesn't know if he should act fatherly to him, or act like a mentor. He tries both, but Heavy Iron keeps ignoring. So Optimus is at a loss. It doesn't help that the matrix feels like it's laughing at him

Megatron has to take a minute to take the reveal in and he still doesn't fully believe it. Primus, their creator, made a child out of spite because of their fighting, how do you take that in? Megatron does like that Heavy Iron is extremely strong and keeps trying to get him to join the cons. But because of Jun and the Metal Breath it's not working

Primus is insanely even more annoyed. Even after the reveal the two are STIL FIGHTING!! He made a child in the hopes the two would stop and it did nothing!! At least Optimus Prime is trying, but still. The war has been going on for a long time, and that's from a god who has been around since the start of the universe! If he could he would put his head in his hands, he sooo tired of these two

Heavy Iron had no idea he technically has parents and he honestly wants no part in either of them, leave him alone