#me being an idiot

[dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies]

guys i am assigning mutuals keysmashes have fun

@judeisthedude u get ajajajememe bc u were so mean abt it

@svnflowermoon u get ajshshshdhsjdhhd bc u overuse it

@bookscorpion73 you get djejsbdhebshdbdh bc vibes

@astraeasparrow you get hsgshsjsndndjsbsh bc idk vibes too

@giveuthemo0n u get shshshjsncjdjsrjdbdne idk why or autocorrected keysmash

@mandythedino u get gajshhfchhchchdu also vibes i dont think you use keysmashes thattt much tho

@literatureisdying u get DGSHSHDBHSHSHSJ bc capital keysmashes are enjoyed by you also d is vibing

@tellme-o-muse u also don’t use them that much i think but i get hshdhddhdhhdhsosisksk

@zzzzzzzzzee you get jakskodisjshshhshs bc vibes again

@trying-to-be-cool-abt-it you get kwjsjxijxjdidhsjsjsjsjs idk why also not an insult i like a good x

@recklessandyoung you get bsjkdjdjfhcjsjdjsjjdd bc lots of vibes

[seabagles]

So it took me a long time to start listening to NADDpod and that's totally on me people have been professing it's praises to me for a while

But like I didn't want to deal with getting into (ironicly) another dnd podcast with a whole new list of players and characters and a new setting and shit I was tired

But then I watched dimension 20's Starstruck Odyssey and Murph was hot and Emily was fantastic and something somewhere (despite already knowing this information) finally got through to me that Murph dmed naddpod and Emily was a player and I finally decided to listen.

So here I am finished with C1 and loving every minute of it.

[flowerandblood]

Do you remember my long hair? I decided that I would cut it myself, because I had already managed to do it in the past. This time it went so bad that now I look like this:

luckily my husband still loves me hahaha and he really likes my new hairstyle! I didn't changed it since the high school so yeah 💕💕💕

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

sometimes i think i would be a ruthless killer if i was in a fic but then i remember that once i hugged a car and told it that it was doing a good job so thats not gonna happen :/

[superchaipa]

Absolutely not me wasting all my ressources trying to get to player rank 90. No sir. Not me.

Who would do something like that? Not me, that's for sure!🙃🙃🙃

Also, Taishakuten keeps appearing on my victory screen. I like him so it's okay, but why? He appears 9 times out of ten. What's the secret here? What do you want Taishakuten?

[poetryisforfools-suchasmyself]

Tigers die and leave their skin

This simple fact is known,

People die and leave their names

Carved above them into stone.

Tigers die and leave their skin;

A simple fact I'm told.

People die and leave their names,

And I'll leave only bone

[star47]

Im seeing so many kind reblogs and i wanna respond to them but idk how cuz im new to tumblr HeLp

[rodaynaayari]

Henlo! I was nervous to ask this but…

Do you think Gonta is best as a Naga or a dragon?

(Adventurer anon)

Hey sorry for not answering ur question I didn't notice it!

I didn't know what was a Naga so I googled and thought it was cool so I think Gonta will look so freaking amazing as it! :D💖💕✨

[eemoo1o-animoo]

Late Night Convos:

With @hobbit-in-kuroshitsuji, getting completely sidetracked because I—a humble idiot—refused to believe that a liner was anything but a hygiene product.

[nonenosome2]

Me sitting down to eat at a salad bar after a long day of work.

"Damn this is good. How does this salad have exactly what I wanted to eat?"

[liliac-dreamer]

Guys, i know literally no one cares but changing my icon could have been both an awesome and the stupidest idea i've ever had:

On one hand, the judgy face Alfie has probably represents me like 90% of the time (not on purpose, i have a case of resting bitch face 😅 )

On the other one, seeing him every time I post/comment on something is kinda weird but I also can't stop looking at it so.... 🥰

Thank for coming to my Ted talk 🤣

[xicanaroja]

I’m man enough to admit that I’d never make it medievally because I cannot handle a forkless world. How would I consume my noodles? My mixed greens? How would I eat cut up assortments of fruit smothered in chamoy out of a slightly bowl-shaped plate? Impossible. It’s either the neurodivergency or the princess complex, and either way I don’t come out looking reasonable.

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

me in my brain: i am terrible. if i was god i would go insane and kill everyone. i am evil. if i wasn't weak af i'd probably have hurt someone by now. i am ruthless.

me irl: *sees a car* :0 hi car!!! you are beautiful and you are doing an amazing job carrying us around everywhere!!!! *hugs said car* :D

[idiot-mushroom]

i typed ‘I’m going to’ and saw the first three things it thought i’d say, i think this describes me as a person

[poetryisforfools-suchasmyself]

I think about her sometimes. I spent so long being afraid.

If the world ends, do you think I could tell her?

If I know there will be no tomorrow, would I be able to tell the truth?

Because the truth is I want to find my home inside you.

The truth is I don't know if I can live without you, even if friendship is the only way you'll have me.

The fact of the matter is loving you scares me. I don't think it will ever stop scaring me. I don't know if I'm ready. Could anyone be ready for you, for this?

You are everything in all the ways that matter. If you'll be my god, I'll be your priest, your temple and alter, your offerings, your martyr. No being could call my worship sacrilege if they heard you speak your word to me. No one could burn me as a heretic if they saw the sun in your eyelashes, the freckles across your cheeks like stars across the sky. No one could shout "blasphemy!" if they saw the way you smiled at even the lowest ant.

You are holy like the flowers are sweet, like the earth is life. You are spring after the darkest winter. You are the dawn after the deepest night.

I love you.

Those words will never do you justice, but they are all I have.

I love you.

I don't think that is enough.

[marichild]

i'm the type of person to stay away from breakup aus cause they make me too sad especially if it's solangelo but will probably read one out of boredom one day and fall into a spiral of solangelo breakup aus

on a side note going to start posting for auctober this week or next, yay!!