#mecassa

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I bet she gets tired of being Alcina's go-to, honestly.

Girl can't even have a nice afternoon with her partner without getting yelled at.

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"Actually, I DO think my girlfriend deserves to maim and kill and torture people."

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Cassandra when she tries to kiss her girlfriend but they say no because she smells like death:

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Forget any Mecassa lore, this is their meet cute now.

Cassandra be like "That maid is so cute, I cannot allow my family to kill her! I'M GOING TO KILL HER!"

(Based of this)

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Shes traumatized like everybody else, she needs therapy, a massive bucket of ice cream and a fluffy blanket and maybe a kitty too

Photo of Melon getting what she deserves (Alcina doesn't allow pets, so sadly no kitty. Cass is arguably a close second, though)

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Cassandra: Sorry I'm late. I was doing... Stuff.

Melony: Wait, but I am stuff. You weren't doing me.

Bela:

Daniela:

Cassandra:

Melony: D-Did I said it outloud?

Bela:

Daniela:

Cassandra: Nooo...

Melony: Oh, thank Miranda. I would be so embarrassed.

Max: *Fumbles in* She shoved me down the fucking stairs!

Cassandra: Thaaat's the thing i was doing.

Daniela: Cassandra! What the fuck!?

Daniela: You know his brain is soft! He can't take falls like that anymore!

Max: YEAH-Wait a minute, what do you mean by my brain is soft--

ANyway we love Melony exposing herself by talking before thinking.

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Cassandra licking blood off Melony's face, but it's more like mama cat grooming a kitten😁💜

I like the thought that Cass does it because it's similar to what Alcina used to do to them when they had blood all over their faces. (Mind you Alcina usually used a wet cloth. But the principal is the same.)

Even funnier is Melony wouldn't expect it. One second, she's revelling in murder and the next Cass is picking her up bridal style and licking away at her bloody face.

And after she's left like

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Melony, hanging out with Mia at 1:47 AM: "My mother threatened to smash my head against a brick wall once."

Mia: "When I was living with the Bakers, I got thrown in the bayou and almost eaten by gators."

Melony: "One time, she left me at the market and hoped I wouldn't be able to find my way home. And when I did she went on a rant about how she was hoping I would get kidnapped."

Mia: "Jack killed me like... Three times. I think once was an accident, but still."

Cassandra and Alcina, who came to drag them to bed: "What the fuck-"

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Cassandra: "Yeah, broke my girlfriend in half last night. Don't worry. She was begging for it."

Melony: *Incoherent gay screaming*

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Short queens.

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Any Dimitrescu: "My [spouse] is perfectly normal."

The Spouses at 1:26 AM on a Tuseday:

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"It should be illegal to be that goddamn cute." -Cassandra probably.

To sum up this comic:

Melony: "I love you :)"

Cassandra:

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"Fuck she's behind me, isn't she?"

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Cassandra: Guys, I think lady Melony is sizing me up.

Bela: What?

Cassandra: She wants to eat me!

Daniela: Well, can you blame her? You are so big and plump, and juicy, and...

Cassandra: THANK you for the support, Daniela.

Daniela: ... I'm hungry.

To be fair, Cassandra's just trying to do her job and then she turns around and sees Melony staring at her from behind a shadowed corner like

She's gonna have to confront Melony about it eventually because it's the creepiest shit Cassandra has ever encountered in her time working under Mia.

And she's helped Mia actively torture people before.

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then alcina or the daughters wake up from the ruckus,, follow the snack trail from elena running to all three of them eating in a closet and then just like. “*sigh* okay you grab yours-“ and wrangle them like herding cats. “YOU CAN EAT IN MY ROOM JUST GO TO BED” mia is still on the fridge like a gargoyle

PFFF the thought of Elena, Melony, and Max gathering in a supply closet to eat from a junk food pile, only to be discovered by their girlfriends is killing me

They try to scatter and the daughters are like "NO! COME TO BED!" Cass has Mel hoisted over her shoulder, Bela's dragging Elena by under her arms, and Daniela's got her arms wrapped around Max's waist to lift him up. Making the trek back to their rooms like "I wonder if mama has this much trouble with Mia...."

Meanwhile Alcina, woken by the noise, finally makes the trek to the kitchen. "Mia, get down from the fridge." "*HISSSS*" "Excuse me?!"" "...Sorry, love...." Then picks her up by the back of her shirt to haul her back to bed. (She does not allow eating in her bedroom, Mia must consume the rest of the loaf before she gets there or it will be thrown away)

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Screaming because I keep thinking about Mia givin Alcina's Cadou scars little kisses or Alcina giving Mia's scars kisses and just talking about how beautiful the other is.