#megan oyster

[lovethelifeyoulive123]

Love to see it❤️❤️

[kristies-mewis]

[kmewis19 ig story] 15.2.23

[gen-is-gone]

Slurp it like oysters Laios my man eat that armor hells yeah

[qrettyinpink]

Y’ALL it is literally YOUR REALITY. EVERYTHING WILL GO YOUR WAY!! EVERYTHING IS WORKING IN YOUR FAVOR! FAILURE DOESN’T EXIST BECAUSE **YOU** ARE BEHIND THE WHEELS LOVE! EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY. DO WHAT YOU WANT, THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER! LIFE IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR YOU!!LIFE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND EASY! REALITY WILL WORK ITSELF OUT FOR YOU. YOUR SP AND EVERYONE ELSE WOULD AND WILL MOVE MOUNTAINS FOR YOU. REALITY LITERALLY BENDS TO YOUR WILL!! YOU’RE POWERFUL, NEVER DOUBT THAT!!

(i’m in my megan phase can you tell..)

little vaunt bc i’m in the god state rn.

🌺 mount everest literally doesn’t have SHIT on me. my self concept is highest than everest bruh. my self concept is so unbreakable and unshakable that I manifest my desires the second I affirm or even think about it. nothing can keep my desires from me because I am the one behind the wheel. I am the one running the show, tf? I am loved, I am wanted, I am chosen. I am always the first choice. no bitch is above me. if I want it, I get it. no exceptions. subliminals always work instantly for me because my mind is that powerful. hell, I don’t even need subs I just use them for fun or when I don’t even feel like affirming. everything I want is handed to me on a silver platter. all I gotta do is sit and look pretty and all my desires just come to me.

[flagellant]

the 2025 met gala exhibition will be on "the carrier bag theory of fiction", to discuss the intersections of humanity, handbags, and history. Quanah Runninghorse will be invited to give one of the opening speeches at the gala; she will be dressed in a beautiful sculptural gown of jet black beads shaped as a gigantic anaconda which is constricting her body from neck to ankle; she holds its articulating jaws open at her side, where strings of crimson swarovski crystals glisten and dangle from its maw as she strangles it back. her talk on the history of indigenous people in the fashion politics of Paris will be mysteriously borderline inaudible in nearly all recordings due to her microphone being turned off 17 seconds into the speech. she is applauded politely off the stage. other noteworthy celebrities are Kim Kardashian wearing an insensitive bespoke headdress and carrying a clutch made of two halves of a pearl oyster which when asked she will claim is abalone. lady gaga wears a dress entirely made of upcycled Goop tote bags designed by McQueen. florence welch will make headlines for her Mexican catechism dress soaked and crusted in river water and a long train covered in mud, a vision of hypocritical ideas of Christian grace and acceptance and God's love contrasting with conservative ideas of Illegal Aliens. To be more specific the headlines she makes when Vogue covers this she will be accused of not doing her homework or following the theme. Drake will attend in a black tailored suit with a white shirt and black bowtie, and Megan Thee Stallion and Kendrick Lamar will steal the show by shooting him to extremely painful death with the handguns designed for Romeo + Juliet (1996). Apollo, dressed as Meryl Streep reprising her role in The Devil Wears Prada, will purse his lips disapprovingly until Anna Wintour reveals that dinner will be a hundred pure white heifers slaughtered in her name to appease him. 25 years from now this sacrifice will be studied as the reason why the pandemic finally actually ended, despite the fact that that year's met gala theme will be about how all of us who are still alive have Long COVID.

[waywardangel-wilds]

this is gonna be embarrassing

tagged by: @littlemarianah

Here are my top five songs of the month according to spotify. its a confusing collection lol:

1. Oysters in My Pocket by Royel Otis

2. Tummy Hurts by Renee Rapp

3. Perfect (Exceeder) by Princess Superstar

4. Plan B by Megan Thee Stalion

5. Tunnel of Love by ilyTOMMY

i... yeah i had a weird month. The songs are fire tho.

tagging:

@mollywog @triassictriserratops @vasilissadragomir @wistfulweaverwoman @sameschmidtdiffname @everdares @tetheredfeathers

[fawntarot999]

What is your new 2023 aesthetic? 💁‍♀️👑💄

Close your eyes and take a deep breath, then pick a pile 🔮 don’t think too much 💋

Decks ~ Mystic Mondays Tarot, Fyodor Pavlov Tarot, The Herbiary Oracle, Rider-Waite Tarot, Rebel Deck Oracle, Tarot of the Cat People

Pictures are from Pinterest, I do not own them

Pile I ~ Jackie

King of Cups, 2 of Wands rx, 8 of Pentacles, 3 of Swords, 7 of Pentacles, Rose, Fool rx, Tower rx, Fucking Apologize, Blank

Hahahaha, okay Jackie you got hurt and now your coming back with a vengeance, huh? It’s real though. It’s not a fake bad bitch energy, it’s an actual prosperity energy. Let’s think Megan Fox aesthetic. 2023 is the year in which you should begin to pursue your creative desires more passionately and in more of a business sense. Stop planning and thinking so much and go get it because the energy is there to turn your emotions into art into money. You were deeply hurt last year. Heartbroken. Some of you were cheated on. This year is your restart. This is the year you’re done playing a fool and waiting for more bad events to happen. It’s the year you start over and learn how to crack open and be beautifully in sync with your emotions. Your challenge this year is forgiving yourself and practicing self care. Forgive yourself and apologize to everyone you’ve wronged. You’re literally being given a blank slate (your last card is blank) and all I hear in my head is “the rest is unwrittennnn”. Single, making money, being creative, bad bitch energy, reds, pinks, oranges, THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER THIS YEAR!

Spirit Shuffle ~ Both Sides of the Moon by Celeste, WYTYNM by Miles Monaco, Junie by Solange, 6000 degrees by $hyfromdatre, my strange addiction by Billie Eilish

Pile II ~ Skate

Queen of Swords, Lovers, Justice, Chickweed, Tulsi, Justice, Knight of Swords, Don’t Fucking Force It, Temperance, Page of Pentacles

Damn, Skate, ain’t shit slidin by you this year. You’re calling bitches out left, right, and center. This is that “don’t lie to me, I’ll know” energy. Some of you might be feeling emotionally detached as well. I’m seeing an alignment of many things here: being brutally honest and just with others, discovering your own self worth, and this cute little academia bookworm vibe that would be so cute on you this year. I keep seeing the cover of Khalid’s first album as like an aura or energy for you guys this year. I’m seeing a lot of you might be in school or even law school this year. Some of you might be getting a divorce. This is a good fresh energy for that and it feels very positive. This year feels like a “that girl” energy: focused on school or learning, truth, and reading of some kind, and really discovering what it means to have a self love relationship with yourself. The only thing is sometimes you have a tendency to force things or move too quickly. This year is about learning how to let life flow naturally, let things come to you, practice the law of attraction, and find abundance from a place of calm. I’m so excited for you, Skate. This year you will learn how sacred you are.

Spirit Shuffle ~ Sick Shit by Together Pangea, I’m That Type of N**** by The Pharcyde, Brain Soup by Nasty Cherry, Sugar Honey Iced Tea (S.H.I.T.) by Princess Nokia, THERAPY! by Lauren Sanderson

Pile III ~ Cig

Justice rx, 5 of Pentacles rx, Quaking Aspen, Daisy, 2 of Swords, You’re The Shit, Drop The Fucking Ego rx, Empress rx, Rejuvenation (Judgement)

This year you are coming into yourself, Cig. This is your “don’t fuck with me” year. You’re upsetting the scales this year, Cig, and you don’t care anymore who’s mad about it. You’ve been rejected and neglected and had love withheld from you. You’re over that shit. This is some powerful energy and it’s giving “I don’t care what you think about me anymore”. You are learning how to be yourself. You have been the peacekeeper for too long. You’ve been making compromises for others for too long. It’s always a choice between being who you really are and receiving love and resources. You are learning that you SHOULD have an ego because guess what, you’re the fucking shit, Cig. You are learning to integrate the masculine side of you. This could be finding your voice and speaking out, exploring gender and sexuality, or finally feeling enough autonomy to make choices for yourself. When you can employ this masculine side of you, you will feel truly expressed, fulfilled, and reborn. I thought this reading was gonna be light but I think this year is gonna be really transformative for you, Cig. And it will happen through your own choices and agency. You are already perfect 🪷

Spirit Shuffle ~ cat scratch by Dua Saleh, No Effort by Princess Nokia, Recipe! by Jean Deaux, Moody! by Jean Deaux, fxck it then by Yaya Bey

[supersonicart]

Megan Ellen MacDonald's "Wet Dream."

Currently on view until January 7th, 2023 at Hashimoto Contemporary in New York City is artist Megan Ellen MacDonald's solo exhibition, "Wet Dream."

Utilizing 3D software and virtual reality to create intricate scenes, the artist reinterprets these compositions via traditional oil painting techniques informed by historical still life painting of the Dutch Golden Era. Continuing the exploration of contrasting themes of objectification and power, MacDonald expands on how these themes relate to the femme experience through coded iconography.

For Wet Dream, the artist depicts distorted, opulent tableaus of natural elements filled with flowers, skulls and fruit, which allude to the commodification and seduction within an elaborate inner world; one that clumsily mimics elements of ours but maintains its own unique aesthetic. Glossy, overly ripe fruits and flowers hang from delicate stems, drooping heavily from the weight. Shucked oysters tantalizingly call to the viewer, holding a shimmering pearl at it’s center. MacDonald’s saturated palette is slick and full of shades of pink, what is considered to be a traditionally femme color.

About the latest body of work, the artist states, “each work serves as a memento mori and love letter to the complexities of nature that we take for granted. While the work explores feminine identity and the dichotomy of gender and power, the narratives in the exhibition include references to the fragility and beauty of the natural world.”

Seductive yet unnerving in their surreal nature, the artist paints scenes which allude to the impact of human intervention with nature, and our inclination to replace real world experiences with more curated, commodified existences.

THE SUPERSONIC ART SHOP | FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM

[cinematicnomad]

what are your favorite episodes of mad men?

oh ho, so you're out here asking the REAL questions!!

god this is hard. i just tried to go through the list of episodes and before i'd even finished scrolling through s2, i'd already jotted down 6 "favorite" episodes. it's just!! SUCH a good show, and the episodes really span the gamut of what tv can actually BE. like, there are episodes that come to mind for just how absolutely buckwild FUN they are (3.13 is basically a heist episode! don tricking roger into getting wasted and throwing up oysters in 1.07 makes me laugh EVERY time! watching everyone in the office get high and pull an all-weekender to win chevy in 6.08 is a blast!) but then there's the poignant episodes. the one's that fucking break me. the culmination of s1 resulting in don's nostalgia pitch in 1.13. the exploration of don and peggy's bond in the perfect 4.07. the end of lane's arc in 5.12 and all of the grief that follows. the moon landing and the way these people have all shaped each other being laid bare in 7.07. the end of it all in 7.14!! peggy's voice any time she chastised don: "that's not true."

that doesn't even get into, like, every time we got to see the office throw a big party and all the characters got to interact with each other. THE MOWER!! betty and don going to rome, their last perfect weekend together before reality crashed down on them. father gill trying and failing to "save" peggy through catholic guilt. megan trying to love a man who only loves the beginning of things (faye!!). joan fighting tooth and nail for every ounce of respect she built for herself. SALLY! EVERY MOMENT WITH SALLY! the tragedy of sal romano, his crush on ken cosgrove. MICHAEL GINSBERG and his friendship with peggy and stan!! anna draper who knew don's secret and loved him anyway. the entirety of peggy and pete's relationship, simmering in the background but forever informing their interactions.

i'm sorry i could keep going. i really do fucking love this show more than words can capture. i have to stop myself or else i'd just ramble forever.

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (30 Jun-6 Jul 2024)

d20: nsbu asking the real questions

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

🥰 The Long Hangover (CoffioCake) - 55K of SuperBat identity porn goodness

😊 Cloaked in Gold (kaistrex (weishen)) - 57K, sterek soulbites/soulmate AU - enjoyable, esp the worldbuilding details

😍 the other side of this wide night (mellyflori) - 50K, kaysanova modern mortal AU - accidental pocket dial of a bathroom graffiti'd phone number - great set up, great execution, highly enjoyable read

🙂 pull apart the dark (togina) - 78K, stucky, Steve gets de-aged while the WS still in a pretty feral stage of recovery - read for stucky bookclub

💖💖 +182K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

jpl!buck series (middyblue (daisyblaine)) - 9-1-1: buck/tommy, 25K - absolutely delightful AU where Buck is a technical engineer at JPL

The Street Food Jobs (SwordAndStars (SwordAndStarsWriting)) - Leverage: Gen (but with definite ot3 overtones), 17K - Five times street food played a role in a job, and one time the street food WAS the job. Featuring pretzels, shawarma, bao, Scotch Eggs, breakfast burritos, paletas, pizza, and Eliot Spencer frequently questioning his life choices.

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

QI - series U, e5-11

Um, Actually - s9, e10

Independence Day (1996)

2024 AKC Diving Dogs Challenge

The Martian (2015)

Smartypants - s1, e6

D20: Never Stop Blowing Up - "And That's Whirred Up" (s22, e2)

D20: Adventuring Party - "When You're Here, You're La Familia" (s17, e2)

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

Re: Dracula - June 30: Devils of the Pit

Re: Dracula - July 1: Strong Life

Consider This - The evolution of Pride

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Gilbert Baker Mural

⭐ The Atlas Obscura Podcast - New York City’s Black Oyster King

WikiHole - Aunts (with Brandon Scott Jones, Mary Holland and Eugene Cordero)

⭐ Vibe Check - The Ultimate Dom featuring ALOK

It's Been a Minute - Defining 2024 so far; plus, why brands 'de-woked'

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Big Duck

Inheriting - Carol & the Los Angeles Uprising: Part 1

Pop Culture Happy Hour - Megan Thee Stallion sheds her skin on Megan

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

Shaun Cassidy Radio • 1970s

The Partridge Family Radio • Popular

Relaxing '80s Rock

[sargeantsarmy]

Songs I associate with SMG characters Hey man these might not make sense :’) •Talk to you, Ricky Montgomery- Dylan Lenivy •Devil Town, Cavetown- Anthony Clarke + Megan Clarke •Pocket Full of Gold, American Authors- Daniel •Moonlight, Ariana Grande- Max Brinly •Red Oyster Cult, Guster- Charlie Lonnit

•All in My Head, Hobo Johnson- Nick Kay •Wish You Were Sober, Conan Gray- Brad Smith •Bubblegum Bitch, Marina- Salim Othman •Obvious, Dear Evan Hansen- Andrew •Reckless Driving, Lizzy McAlpine- Max Brinly + Laura Kearney •A Shitty Gay Song About You, Ezra Williams- Ryan Erzahler •We Don’t Talk About Bruno, Matt Copley- MULTIPLE OF THEM(PLEASE LET ME RANT ABT IT) •Pacify Her, Melanie Martinez- Eric King •Good Girls(Don’t Get Used), Beach Bunny- Ashley Brown •Affluenza, Conan Gray- Andrew •Sports, Beach Bunny- Erin Keenan

I’ll be updating this frequently<3

Playlist for this:

[incorrectnwsl]

USWNT March Madness - First Round

Alright friends, all of the polls are LIVE all 32 polls are linked here for ease of access. Get to voting!

WEST (top left)

Carli Lloyd vs Alyssa Thompson

Lynn Williams vs Andi Sullivan

Julie Ertz vs Ashley Hatch

Amy Rodriguez vs Casey Murphy

Rose Lavelle vs Ashley Sanchez

Shannon Boxx vs Hailie Mace

Sydney Leroux vs Sofia Huerta

Alex Morgan vs Jane Campbell

SOUTH (top right)

Christie Pearce vs Bethany Balcer

Allie Long vs Whitney Engen

Lori Chalupny vs Trinity Rodman

Lauren Cheney vs Adrianna Franch

Alyssa Naeher vs Catarina Macario

Tobin Heath vs Jaelene Hinkle 

Abby Dahlkemper vs Ashlyn Harris

Megan Rapinoe vs Savannah McCaskill 

NORTH (bottom left)

Abby Wambach vs Megan Oyster

Kristie Mewis vs Casey Krueger

Ali Krieger vs Naomi Girma

Crystal Dunn vs Taylor Smith

Morgan Gautrat vs Jessica McDonald

Christen Press vs Stephanie McCaffrey

Meghan Klingenberg vs Emily Fox

Becky Sauerbrunn vs Kealia Watt

EAST (bottom right)

Heather O’Reilly vs Morgan Weaver

Tierna Davidson vs Sophia Smith

Mal Swanson vs Taylor Kornieck

Lindsey Horan vs McCall Zerboni

Sam Mewis vs Alana Cook

Kelley O’Hara vs Jaelin Howell

Emily Sonnett vs Midge Purce

Hope Solo vs Sam Coffey

I think they’re all linked correctly, but let me know if there’s an error.

[seamus-abts2030-uq]

Megan Cope.

Kinyingarra Guwinyanba, 2022

Cope's project to re-establish oyster reefs on the Quandamooka Sea Country.

url:https://www.megancope.com.au/works/kinyingarra-guwinyanba

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• Sandra Oh's run-down bottom

• Forest Whitaker's pre-emptive bottom

• Julianne Moore's tight-lipped bottom

• Bridget Marquardt's contraceptive bottom

• Jenny McCarthy's razed bottom

• Derrick Rose's preserved bottom

• Jude Law's flickering bottom

• Djimon Hounsou's battle bottom

• Cam Gigandet's oyster bottom

• Billy Ray Cyrus's diagonal bottom

• Matt Lanter's arrested bottom

• Edward Norton's fainter bottom

• Kevin Jonas's fretted bottom

• Mandy Moore's consequential bottom

• Kiefer Sutherland's eroded bottom

• Gabourey Sidibe's stately bottom

• Megan Fox's priced bottom

• Elisabeth Moss's portmanteau bottom

• Cameron Diaz's presumed bottom

• Pharrell Williams's scoundrel bottom

• Jason Lee's trusting bottom

• John Mayer's geometric bottom

• Betty White's modernized bottom