#megatron answers

[yourlordandmartyr]

https://www.tumblr.com/yourlordandmartyr/777861546733961216/it-is-time-for-the-only-person-on-this-ship-who?source=share

the whole ship would fall apart :(

That is an over exaggeration. SoundWave has left the ship many times and it never fell apart in his absence. My crew knows how to behave themselves. The ship would only fall apart in the event he were to leave for longer than a day. That is why he is employee of the month and my loyal third in command

[archie-sunshine]

megastar with gun mode megs? pretty please <3

have a nice day

tbh ive rlly been enjoying the sort of pseudo objectum stuff i've been drawing. very fun!

[peace-hunter]

the struggle of having to fight your best friend and be serious about it when the two of you have the same sense of humor and were each other's "yes and-" partner for years </3

anyway. de verdad es tu mejor amigo si no joteas con él cada que puedes 🤭??

haunted au (<- just a little bit tho lmao)

chat transcript under the readmore lol

nexus: he's far too close :/

solus: get him away!!1!!

alchemist: you have to distract him

zeta: throw him off balance

liege: flirt with him lol

zeta: what no

vector: DO NOT

alchemist: bad idea bad idea bad idea

megatronus: i'm disowning you if you do

nexus: no way he's doing that

solus: holy frag he did it

micronus: HOLY FRAG HE DID IT LMAOOO

megatronus: I'M NEVER TALKING TO EITHER OF YOU EVER AGAIN

liege: YES YES YES LET'S FRAGGING GOOOOOO

zeta: OPTIMUS PRIME WE DO NOT FLIRT WITH THE ENEMY

vector: if you get out of this alive i'm dragging you to the allspark myself do you hear me

megatronus: I'M DISOWNING BOTH OF YOU

nexus: DO YOU WANT HIM TO GET CLOSER

alchemist: TERRIBLE IDEA TERRIBLE IDEA TERRIBLE IDEA

prima: everyone stfu right now!!

liege: ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT HE'S INTO IT

alchemist: WORST IDEA EVER WORST IDEA EVER TERRIBLE NO GOOD WORST IDEA EVER

megatronus: IF HE EVEN THINKS ABOUT IT I'M CRAWLING OUT OF HTE ALLSPAPRK AND OFFLINING HIM MYSELF

zeta: GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY

solus: OH NO HE'S A FREAK TOO

vector: I FRAGGING TOLD YOU

prima: OPTIMUS PRIME YOU ARE GROUNDED

micronus: KICK HIM IN THE NUTS

nexus: WHY ON PRIMUS' NAME ARE YOU BLUSHING

onyx: THIS IS NOT THE TIME OPTIMUS

megatronus: I SWEAR IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT I'M DRAGGIN YOU BOTH TO THE PIT

zeta: WE DO NOT FLIRT WITH THE ENEMY AND WE ARE NOT SEDUCED BY THE ENEMY EITHER

[crispy-art-on-fire]

Megatron: “For the love of Primus Blitzwing go find something to occupy yourself with!”

Zing: “Okay~”

*Two hours later Blitzwing returns with Optimus in tow*

Megatron: “Blitzwing that’s a fuckng Autobot!”

Zing: >:3

I think Megatron needed to specify what he meant with "occupy".

[0wldn0]

Aww I love the bumblebee/Optimus father-son duo! It’d be really funny if like if the autobots and the suctions had a family dinner, considering your last Breakbee post was breakdown trying to convince bumblebee to meet his family ! Just a thought! Love the art 💕✨✨

BAHAHA OMGG I love the idea of the Earth team all having a family dinner together!! Maltos, Autobots and the Stunticons 😭💕💖Imagine Breakdown convinces his side of the family and Bee convinces his side to make it happen...

I can totally see OP giving Breakdown nasty looks the whole time though 😶 He always supports Bee's choices, but this time, he does NOT approve FDHDFH

It's okay, Motormaster will talk some sense into him. "I understand the yellow one is like your child but those are two whole adults leave them alone thank you."

[comeoncomet]

Optimus Prime and Elita One dancing while Megatron is dunking Starscream into the sink like Achilles in River Styx in the background

i hope this sates you

[steelthroat]

🤔 megop? 🫵

Here they areeee the oldiesss

[pompadourrguy]

AAA hello, I see your doodle requests are open? While we're all on the TF One train, I throw literally anything with TF One Megs and Starscream as a request. 😭♥️

sure! thanks for requesting :)

they're the combat boots x high heels duo and I love it

jhsjwhjh I love drawing them

[ask-tfone-megatron]

Optimus stretched as he sat up on the berth, yawning wide. Odyssey was still asleep next to him, and with how dark it was outside, he assumed Megatron was recharging as well. He picked up his sleeping child and walked to Odyssey's berthroom, placing him down in the covers and tucking him in with a kiss. Then, he made his way to Megatron's room. Just to check on him. Totally not because he was worried the mech was still awake at this time.

When he reached Megatron's berthroom, he was surprised to see that there was no sign of the warlord. He checked everywhere in the suite, but Megatron wasn't even home. Optimus sighs, grabbing his keycard and quickly comming Ratchet to watch the kids. He knew where Megatron was.

The trek to the train station was not that far. No one was out on the streets. The train was empty when he boarded, awaiting his destination to the miners' cave. When he arrived, he made quick work entering the cave.

Megatron?

His voice echoed through the caverns.

@ask-tfone-optimus

His name echoing through the cave eventually settled in megatron's audio as he whirls his helm sharply, looking out for the source.

This place is out of order for the entrance of any bot after the matrix's restoration and Iacon getting their prime. But Megatron often sneaks in, finding solace from his former home in the times when he requires a moment of peace for his spiralling mind to alleviate.

Optimus..

His voice sounds gentle, drenching with disquiet as he looks up to face prime.

[zorangezest]

I have no clue if you're taking questions for this transformers AU but I've lowkey been curious (love it so far btw the writing is soooo magnificent)

when Ravage refers to smelling dark energon on Soundwave, is it implied that he's using it on himself? (like a drug??) or as a power source to fuel his research?

I'm not too sure how dark energon works in this AU but I'm so heavily invested in it omg

hello hellooo! it’s implied that hes been experimenting around with it to fuel his (largely unsuccessful) research :)

energon in this universe powers their mechanical cities, and dark energon is like a specific flavour of it…not something you want to be injecting into organics…

but it has been known to have resurrective qualities, so what’s there to do?

[archie-sunshine]

We simply must have more Orion x D-16

THERE i gave you a big serving of dpax bc so many people wanted it. im obsessed with them. they drive me insane.

[legs-like-jelly]

hi have something to hold you over while i get back my energy to write

[crispy-art-on-fire]

Question for baby trap au: how did everyone take the news that Shockwave was carrying and Jazz was the sire(cuz I think it'd be funny to see how the reactions from the Bots, Cons, Bumblebee and Soundwave would differ)

They sure took the news.

On the positive side: Bulkhead and Soundwave.

Mixed feelings: Bumblebee, Optimus, Prowl.

Neutral: Blackarachnia, Blitzwing, Ratchet.

Negative feelings: Lugnut and Megatron.

[classjezter]

What's your opinion on people shipping Megatron x Optimus?

As for people who ship them: Go for it 👍 I think people can ship them if they want, they’re fictional characters, you can make them kiss if your heart desires it

As for the ship itself: It’s a great ship, friends to lovers to enemies that are lowkey still lovers? Amazing, great food. Megatron and Optimus as characters, who are the opposite of each other but at the same time not, have a great potential for an incredibly interesting dynamic. I love to see how people interpret their relationship, be it platonic or romantic

In conclusion, they should make out sloppy style

[dragqueenstarscream]

you know how whenever tfp starscream is about to get shot by megatron, he turns the cuteness up to eleven in an attempt to look too innocent and sweet to kill?

imagine starscream and optimus getting into a disagreement and optimus getting a bit upset with starscream. the moment optimus raises his voice even slightly, though, it prompts starscream to drop to his knees and start doing his cuteness routine, pressing his wings back, optics wide open.

"please, lord optimus! my intentions were true! forgive me, master! have mercy on your servant!"

and optimus is so thrown by it that he puts aside why he was even upset at all, now more concerned as to why this response is so automatic to starscream. he starts to wonder, what could've happened to starscream that he feels the need to beg for his life like this?

[soundop-central]

the megasoundopstarshock polycule exists for a reason

I need to know everything you HC with them stat

ive made two posts about them!! the initial introduction and the cuddle puddle

General Headcanons

The Soundwave Chaos Polycule (also known as the Soundwave Harem) exists less to explore Soundwave's relationships with each member, and more to explore the dynamics that each of the members have with each other

I think its very funny to make it that Soundwave is aware of literally everything that goes on between his partners (spymaster goes brrrr). He's like a scientist watching his ant colony interact. He's watching the bacteria grow in a petri dish. He's a wildlife conservationist studying a pack of wolves.

I cannot stress how much Shockwave hates Optimus and how much Optimus just wants to be his friend. Optimus will find him outside of work (he knows better than to disturb him in their home lab), sit next to him, and start yapping. OP yaps about anything and everything, usually about whatever archivist project he's working on. Shockwave could not be less interested. Sometimes, OP will start a friendly debate with Shockwave because that's the only way he can get him to conversate. Shockwave immediately tries to shut him down, but it never really works. They are in an eternal struggle.

Optimus is super monogamous. He supports Soundwave whole heartedly and is secure in their relationship. Still, he can't help but get a little jealous when Soundwave chooses to spend the night in someone else's berth when its his turn to have the 'Wave. It doesn't happen often, but sometimes Soundwave has a rough day and needs to sleep next to his fellow weird cryptid scientist. The next morning, Soundwave always makes it up to OP though through gestures like bringing him extra energon, giving him the Cybertronian equivalent of a massage, or with a morning frag. It's really up to Optimus as to what he gets. Soundwave is more than happy to do whatever he wants him to. What matters is that Optimus feels reassured, which he always does.

Megatron and Shockwave are very good...uh. its complicated? They honestly don't know either. Both of them are too weird about feelings to be able to put a label on their relationship. But they enjoy each other's company in all contexts. The tenderness that Megatron is capable of is not saved for Soundwave only. He often shares it with Shockwave; gentle touches, soft spoken praise, showing a genuine interest in his work. Shockwave, likewise, will give to Megatron in his own way. He occasionally will invite him into his lab for "intellectually stimulating exercises" in which really he just enlists Megatron to be his lab assistant for the day. He teaches Megatron about science and engineering, and Megatron high key loves it. He loves that Shockwave recognizes his intellect beyond his military prowess and poetic craftsmanship.

Starscream, on the other hand, has a strained relationship with both of them. Because it's Starscream. Starscream, quite frankly, thinks its funny to annoy them at this point. He will pull pranks on Shockwave, like breaking into his lab at night and moving everything slightly to the right, or hiding an inconspicuous tool. Shockwave doesn't even know about the latter until he actually needs the instrument, and then all hell breaks loose. Starscream will walk in a couple hours later, ask what's wrong, pretend to look for about ten minutes before magically finding whatever it Shockwave is looking for. Shockwave suspects him HEAVILY, but never has enough empirical data to accuse him.

Star is a little seductress too, so when he's feeling especially spicy, he will try to egg Shockwave on in all the right ways. They've spent so long doing this dance that Starscream knows exactly the right buttons and when to push them to get Shockwave in his berth. Though, usually, it's Starscream sitting on a lab table with Shockwave between his legs.

Star and Shockwave are also lab "partners". I use that term very loosely. It's more that they have separate labs that are adjoined by a small hallway and they occasionally run into each other. Sometimes they collaborate on projects. Star proves to actually be quite skilled at being professional, something that surprises Shockwave. 

Starscream and Megatron are...they sure are!! They still fight like cats and dogs, but there is a sexual tension there now (as if it wasn't always there). Starscream doesn't really prank Megatron like he does Shockwave. But, he also doesn't try to kill him anymore which is a megastar W. Soundwave insisted that they go to therapy before they were allowed to move in, and after a few years (human years, i like to think human years are like months to Cybertronians) they managed to work out the Major Issues between them. Still, there is no fixing their clash of personalities.

Still, Starscream and Megatron are charming, and a lot of times their fights look like a battle of wits. Whoever loses gets to top. I cannot stress this enough: they solve their problems by fucking.

Still, there are strangely sweet moments between them too. It feels wrong for everyone involved, but it happens.

Starscream and Optimus are BESTIES. They love going out on the town and doing things together. They'll grab brunch and go shopping. They'll go to the library. They'll go to parks and people watch. They do literally everything together. Optimus is a secret gossip, and Starscream LOVES tea, so during their brunches Optimus talks about office drama and Starscream punctuates with gasps and "oh no she didn't!"s accordingly.

I honestly dont have a lot of thoughts about the megop angle (im not a megop shipper), but i think its really funny if Megatron pined after Optimus and optimus acts oblivious. he knows that Megs is pining. He does not care. He has all he needs with Soundwave.

TL;DR theyre all gay, your honor