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I found JOY! Put down the hot drinks & Stop Scrolling because THIS is eye watering 😭 GOLD!!

Listen here or better yet click the link to give a LIKE 👍🏿 Oh & You're Welcome!! 😂😂😂

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From Soho House to Netflix House: Meghan Markle still can't locate 1 original bone in her ozempified body.

In her drug addled narc brain MeGain was a tig tradwife: "Cooking, Crafting & Gardening"

"...since 2014...this is what I do" rebrand as tig tradwife reaction from the many men of Soho House & TorontoPaper:

How men remember her (2014-2017) tig cooking, crafting & gardening

TRH The Prince & Princess of Wales: Real people. Real kids. Real parents

Soho House Tig Tradwife: Fake people. Fake kids. Fake property. Fake life. "I am NOT jealous of Kate!"

You don't fool me! A RENTED LIFE: Rent a Kid/Rent a House/Rent a Kitchen/Rent a Garden/Rent a Beehive

"As Ever" as in Sparry's Mother' letters. Shame on you Harry!!

Images from but not limited to: quenofmems80 @princesscatherinemiddleton @world-of-wales @charlotte-of-wales @kingwilliamv

And Harry’s wife’s logo….

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Plagiarist: "The Art of the Handwritten Note" is by author Margaret Shepherd NOT Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex County

The Art of the Handwritten Note: "Corresponding on paper let's you elevate a simple pleasure into an artform." -Margaret Shepherd 2002

Plagiarism has become an artform for Meghan Markle Duchess of Sussex County who frequently quotes Margaret Shepherd (famed author and calligrapher) without crediting her book or work.

Photos from my own copy of The Art of The Handwritten Note (published by Shepherd in 2002):

Pretentiousness

MM obviously practiced her hand lettering and penmanship for this series because it looks much more polished and presentable. She really thinks her handwriting is the definition of "classy." Perhaps as a child it provided her with immediate praise that fed her narcissism. No thanks to Thomas Markle who contracted with Nickelodeon to film her writing the dish soap letter from hell.

Harry has to explain to the people of Sussex why it's taking such a long time for his wife to sign her name.🤪

"That's How I Paid My Bills"

She claims to have paid her bills by working as a "freelance calligrapher." Paula Patton did not hire Meghan Markle to address her wedding invitations, she hired Paper Source Retail Stores.

MEgain worked as a retail associate for Paper Source where they sell stationary, gift wrap, party supplies, etc. The associates are trained to teach customers how to use their products. Sometimes they offer mini workshops throughout the year: bookbinding as a craft, gift wrapping, hand lettering, and of course some stores will also address your invitations.

"Our kids have REAL sets" she bragged 🙄

What kind of parent recommends that toddlers play with REAL trowels in the backseat of the car as a "distraction" during the ride home from a toddler's birthday party?🏨🏥🚑 Oh and no candy in those bags, just a manuka honey stick gifted from a person who said she doesn't even like honey. 🤪

Moma Knows Best

Meghan Markle's handwriting is "faux calligraphy" with doodles & flourishes. Lady C described it as "pretension gone riot." In this episode she's obviously clapping back at her critics by revealing to the world she made an A- in handwriting due to "those little swirls."

"I'll take the minus for a bit of character."

Right there she's explained to us that it's her way or the highway. She knows what's required but chooses not to meet those expectations because in her narcissist mind, she actually knows best.

Soho House Tradwife plays Hostess

In the context of this lifestyle series, Lady C made some excellent points about how an experienced hostess doesn't have the time to spend on tasks that should be assigned to the hired help. When I reviewed the images from her luncheon, it was obvious that the guests didn't enjoy her food. Perhaps in part because the hostess covered up the table in those ridiculous flowers instead of creating SPACE for people to actually sit down at the table to eat their meals.

Revisionist History

This "SERIES" was another Solo Meghan attempt at an image make over and infomercial. With each new man, her adult life seems to be a transactional stepping stone of revisionist history. In the case of the Spare, Harry offered her his name, titles, family, country, wealth to erase her Soho House yachting lifestyle and launch her into global stardom. In exchange the Spare would receive his freedom from what he perceived as a trapped future and the rigors of royal service. The Spare made a deal with the devil, but that is a topic for another time.

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"You know I'm Sussex now."

Did anyone else notice the drastic change in MEgain's voice while correcting Mindy's use of her surname, "Markle?"

First time I've actually witnessed MM switch between the personalities that rule her soul. We've heard about it from first hand witnesses, but until now, I don't recall witnessing this behavior in real time.

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Where's the honey, Honey?

Scarcity Scam. Jam Scam

During the netflix megflop MM told the bee keeper she doesn't like honey bc it's too sweet

The (free) Press Boxes distributed to influencers DO NOT include Honey🤔

The (free) Press Boxes include all products EXCEPT honey

Zero online influencers or everyday customers were able to place "orders" for Honey

Meghan's customer letter explained to her squad that the honey is unavailable due to "overselling"

Although no one has yet identified the origin of the "berries" the jam, preserves, spread was available to order and it looks as bad as her promo photos which I actually thought were a bloody mess. 😳🤢🤮

Highgrove

The Highgrove website has several varieties available to order in time for Easter. I continue to marvel at her brass neck attempts to rip off her in-laws, first by grifting off the Flamingo Estate founder as a potential investor. Now through ARO/AE she is selling processed "food" as a cheap copy of both the authentic Highgrove & Flamingo brands.

Flamingo Estate

She would have loved rubbing Famingo Estate in the faces of the BRF. "See, I have my own Highgrove Estate and it's for CELEBRITIES like me!!!"

Take 60sec to hear this clip of The Flamingo Estate Founder describe the reason their estate Honey sells out during the 1st week available to order. Note: His parents are farmers & bee keepers. He is also a lifelong bee keeper who suits up to help his bee keeper with the job.

She literally stole his truly authentic BRAND & repackaged it into a processed, sugary knockoff which is authentic to her own BRAND----same as ever: over processed, cheap, inauthentic, unhealthy, Junk NOT Joy.

She just swapped out his "PLEASURE" with what she is selling as "JOY" and Montecito Magic. The Flamingo Estate looks too creepy for my taste (plus I won't go near ANYTHING perverts Chrissy Teigen & husband John Roger Stephens recommend), but his gardens, his family background as farmers/bee keepers, his advocacy for local farmers & farming are all authentic & ADMIRABLE.

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Be gone MEgain. Your voice is like nails on a chalkboard!

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"I am NOT jealous of Kate!" #copykate

Sure, Jan.

Middleton Family Hobby

Royal Tradition

"Queen Camilla is also a keen apiarist, and keeps bees at Raymill, her six-bedroom retreat in Lacock, Wiltshire, 17 miles from the King's Highgrove home. During a visit to Launceston, Cornwall, last summer Camilla met honey-producers selling jars in the town square, and told them she was a hands-on beekeeper and had only lost one colony during the previous winter. Honey produced by Camilla's bees is sold at Fortnum & Mason to raise funds for charity. This year's recipient is Nigeria's first sexual assault referral centre, which the Queen supports as patron.She is also president of Bees for Development, a charity training beekeepers and protecting bee habitats in more than 50 countries. Buckingham Palace is home to four beehives on an island in a lake in the garden, and are two hives in Clarence House's garden."

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Meghan Markle Announces New Netflix Show That Features Her Dealing With The Negative Fallout From Her Netflix Show

"Dealing With My Netflix Show's Failure"

MONTECITO, CA — Meghan Markle announced another Netflix series in which she will discuss how she is dealing with the trauma of the bad reviews from her previous Netflix show.

Producers explained that the next show would follow the Duchess of Sussex as she seeks to discover the reasons for the failure of the last show.

"It's an in-depth Netflix show about the failure of my Netflix show," Markle said. "It'll be eight episodes of me talking about how badly I felt reading all the fallout from people who watched the previous show. I need a lot of space to process the hate, and I invite a lot of my good celebrity friends over to help me work through the trauma."

Markle's first Netflix series "With Love, Meghan" garnered excoriating reviews, with social media reactions ranging from "This is pretty bad" to "I wish I'd been kidnapped by the CIA and waterboarded so I didn't have to watch it." The series featured episodes with her arranging pre-cut fruit on a tray, moving pretzels from one bag to another, and drinking margaritas on the lawn of her giant mansion.

In Markle's new show, however, she will work through the pain of dealing with the negative reviews from her first show. "I want to be left alone," she continued. "And I need privacy, and I can't deal with this trauma and, José? Are you getting all this on camera? These are real tears!"

At publishing time, Markle and Netflix had already announced a third show to deal with the negative reviews from the second show in which she copes with the bad reviews from the first show.

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Her Royal Flairness

Don't put away your vomit buckets just yet...her ROYAL FLAIRness has more to say:

I took the liberty of changing the wording back to the way it was originally written by Her Royal Flairness:

MY Netflix Show Takes Over NYC's Times Square, Fans Swoon Over MY Tinseltown Triumph

As excitement builds, one thing is clear, I'm not just making headlines; I'm curating them, one perfectly framed moment at a time.

I am the Duchess of Sussex and I have a knack for drawing focus, whether through podcasts, docuseries, or lifestyle ventures.

I continue to dominate conversations, from Times Square billboards to industry speculation. With With Love, Meghan creating buzz, I my fans now wonder if As Ever will be next to land a Netflix deal. 

My supporters antifa squad believes that just as Archetypes sparked meaningful conversations, With Love, Meghan will leave a lasting impact, proving once again that I know how to command attention.

Discussions online highlight how both productions reflect MY brand, blending thoughtful storytelling with elegance.

My squad has also been quick to draw comparisons between With Love, Meghan and Archetypes, noting that both projects received grand billboard promotions. Many see this as a testament to my growing influence across different media platforms.

I've been immersed in a series of high-profile engagements. I recently attended the Invictus Games, continued my philanthropic work through the Archewell Foundation, and made appearances at key Hollywood events. Alongside these commitments, I've been busy promoting my latest Netflix project, With Love, Meghan, which has already generated significant anticipation. My schedule remains packed as I balance advocacy, entertainment, and public life with my royal flair.

With Love, Meghan is an eight-part lifestyle series where I welcome friends and special guests to a stunning California estate. Each episode blends cooking, gardening, and hosting advice with my signature warmth and authenticity. I am The Duchess of Sussex and I encourage playfulness over perfection, sharing creative ways to bring beauty into everyday life. Featuring guests like chef Roy Choi, actress Mindy Kaling, and chef Alice Waters, the show aims to inspire viewers to embrace joy, simplicity, and meaningful connections.

In a move as grand as a Broadway overture, my With Love, Meghan now looms over Times Square, flashing its carefully curated imagery to the world. My ever-devoted squad has erupted into cheers, flooding social media with praise. They have seen the light, perhaps several stories high and in high definition, but a light nonetheless.

The sugars:

Are you excited to watch Meghan Markle's With Love, Meghan? Share your thoughts in the comments below!

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My running list of Questions for MeGain's so-called Friends:

Q-Who wears a wardrobe to match the pantry props in a rented kitchen?

Q-Who resembles Cardi B?

Q-After YEARS of reading "constructive criticism" about her ridiculous ree-coat-a on toast, who refused to learn how to use a knife?

Q-Who lied about her height?

Q-Who chose to wear this color green for in-law Christening photos?

Q-Who cooks like this?

Q-What are you doing Abigail?

Q-Why does your friend insist on posing like she's the star of a horror flick?

Q-What does this look say?

Q-Does it seem right that your friend was paid to merch the identities of her pets & children for megflix?

Q-Why does she stage other people's children to like her?

Q- Would you purchase a half baked doughnut?

Q-Would you purchase foccacia that looks like a brick instead of a sponge?

Q-Can you all see what we see->a copycat🧐

Q-Why is this photo considered a tribute to a pet when no one can even see his face?

Q-Also, why do you repeatedly allow your "friend" to wear unflattering dresses & shoes?

MM rarely had any comments on her Instagram and at that time her comments were always turned "on." She was also known to purchase followers.

Q-Jamie:

were you one of her few followers while she worked as a soap opera actress who was nearly married to a Chef named Cory?

did you even hear about her blog or Instagram when she was sleeping with Chef Cory?

Have you taken time to read the archived posts?

Are you aware that she was cheating on Chef Cory while stalking Sparry?

If you weren't "cheering" her on then, why now?

Eight (8) years have passed since viewers and producers rejected dozens of Meghan Markle's culinary screen tests.

Q-What culinary achievements occurred for the soap opera actress from 2014 to 2025 that would suddenly qualify her as TALENT for ANY culinary or celebrity related shows?

she traded in her romantic partnership with a trained Chef for an unemployable spare prince

she traded in her career as a D-list soap opera actress for seventy-two (72) "working" days in a family run enterprise

when it became too difficult, she quit the family enterprise, exactly five (5) years ago

So Jamie (and other so-called friends), please enlighten us on her five (5) years of culinary accomplishments that suddenly make her personality & talents endearing to those same producers & viewers who previously found her meh, blah &/or unlikeable?

did she secretly attend and graduate from a food science or culinary arts academic program?

did she live on a working farm?

did she secretly launch and run a culinary business?

did she secretly operate an ice cream truck?

Jamie, you were enlisted by NOprah to be her mentor, but you didn't do your homework. You are blithely unaware of who she was BEFORE the BRF, and you are certainly misguided and misinformed about those 72 days in the BRF.

All the magic of television cannot deliver her from a narcissistic personality disorder. You too will learn the hard way: "walk with the wise and grow wise, but a companion of fools suffers harm."

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Reblogging in 2025 for the glutton for punishment* as you subject yourself to a sour series of so called 'Confessions.' 🥴

*one persistent in an effort in spite of harmful or unpleasant results.

Spot on!

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While on Suits, she jumped at EVERY promotional opportunity. Now that she's a "VIP," there's no need to grace the NYC morning shows with her presence. MEgain ticked that box to hit the royal global legend ground running.

Lazy Soho House Tradwife in NYC w/ Gloria Steinem

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A selfish post-megflop SEO Stunt: "We Show Up to Mess It Up"

TRAGEDY Vultures Tweddledee (wearing a diamond tennis bracelet) & Tweddledum at The Pasadena Convention Center with THREE (3) body guards for the photo opportunities. Perhaps Doria & Markus are looking after the invisibles & making good use of those 16 bathrooms!

Did they charter a private plane?

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Same old Same old: The Return of a Wannabe Influencer

Peddling new SPREADS

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Sentebale: Harry and Meghan are the PROBLEM. Americans are loving watching them crash & burn. 63% say Harry has become a RISK to work with. Part 2 of 2

"The Toxicity Has Followed Harry EVERYWHERE He Goes" Sentebale is no exception. Massive PR Crisis. Jack Royston on Good Morning Britian April 1st 2025 ITV (Delusional Tesa Dunlap loses even more of her mind) part 2 of 2

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Interesting 🤔