#megumi fushiguro smau

[seoups]

megumi bf texts pt. 3

the highly requested megumi bf texts have finally arrived. i took a pretty big break from tumblr for my mental health but im back and better baby. finally put this out despite annoying ppl in my inbox demanding it. this is for those of you who were super sweet and asked nicely 💗💗💗

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

Spellbound

you might be void of feelings i fear i haven’t felt for anyone

synopsis// by no means did you hate soulmates, you just hated that he was your soulmate. not like megumi was ecstatic that he was your soulmate either. but that’s fine, both of you found someone else to keep you company.

status// finished!

updates// everyday unless said otherwise

warning// dating app!au, soulmate!au, college!au, no curses!au, enemies(?) to lovers, profanity, megumi and y/n are edgy pieces of shit <3, kys jokes, crack humor? i’m going back to my cringe 2020 smau roots with reaction images id say i’m sorry but i’m not, if any characters or dynamics r ooc take that up with the universe not me !!

☆ this smau wasn’t inspired by a song but the title was!! ‘twas inspired by spell strike by provoker, so besides the title and lyrics on here the song holds little to no relevance :) ☆

you might be the only one

might be the only one for me

feeling 1. young and stupid

feeling 2. child of divorce

feeling 3. no schedule just vibes

feeling 4. six feet under

feeling 5. this is my fight song

feeling 6. success rate

feeling 7. lone wolf

feeling 8. dumpster fire

feeling 9. retail therapy

feeling 10. be normal

feeling 11. the enemy has been defeated

feeling 12. enemies to lovers irl

feeling 13. exorcism

feeling 14. shut ur up

feeling 15. winner

feeling 16. hip hip hooray

feeling 17. swiped right!

feeling 18. silly little mystery

feeling 19. for no reason

feeling 20. i guess so

feeling 21. sigh of relief

feeling 22. relationship territory

feeling 23. don’t hmu

feeling 24. major in loser

feeling 25. fight club

feeling 26. jigsaw

feeling 27. ghosting

feeling 28. cold shoulder

feeling 29. before marriage

feeling 30. meant to be

feeling 31. a hunch

feeling 32. survival of the fittest

feeling 33. he knows

feeling 34. so close yet so far

feeling 35. (disrespectfully)

feeling 36. regressing

feeling 37. take pity

feeling 38. telepathy

feeling 39. betrayed

feeling 40. two birds with one stone

feeling 41. dead end

feeling 42. mass hysteria

feeling 43. an apology

feeling 44. baby’s first reciprocated love

feeling 45. psychological warfare

feeling 46. jealous

feeling 47. a facade

feeling 48. learning to coexist

feeling 49. with you

feeling 50. useless E information

feeling 51. good idea

feeling 52. break the peace

feeling 53. enjoy the peace

feeling 54. revenge

feeling 55. tolerable

feeling 56. catastrophic

feeling 57. fumbled

feeling 58. easier than you think

feeling 59. no downtime

feeling 60. caught red handed

feeling 61. for good

feeling 62. replace megumi with megumi

feeling 63. delicate

feeling 64. best bet

feeling 65. valid question

feeling 66. devils incarnate

feeling 67. patience is a virtue

feeling 68. grow and change as a person

feeling 69. megumi truthers

feeling 70. knock on wood

feeling 71. come find me

feeling 72. cryptic

feeling 73. more than aware

feeling 74. see the future

feeling 75. trying to be nice

feeling 76. why do you hate me

feeling 77. knight in shining armor

feeling 78. perfect paradox

feeling 79. idgaf war

feeling 80. stay like this forever

feeling 81. baby bird

feeling 82. found your way back

feeling 83. heart racing

feeling 84. loverboy activities feeling 85. megumi this megumi that feeling 86. protect you feeling 87. flirt back feeling 88. wingmen feeling 89. in love with megumi allegations feeling 90. more broken feeling 91. gets shirtless again feeling 92. 1 new message!

feeling 93. protecting your peace

feeling 94. tired of waiting

last feeling. a kiss and a fight

epilogue/bonus feeling. spy

[bbunisre]

𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.

SUMMARY ·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ in which megumi confesses to his sister's best friend after accidentally drinking at a party and how they try to go back to their original relationship afterwards. however, no matter how much they try to ignore each other and act like everything's okay, the awkward tension and growing heartbeats cannot be hidden.

PAIRING ·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ megumi fushiguro x fem!reader

WARNINGS ·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ fluff, smau, lil angst, best friend's brother/sister's best friend, non-sorcerer au (they go to a normal high school), megumi is one year younger, underaged drinking and drugs, lotta chaos

INTRO :: TSUMIKI'S FANGIRLS | 3 MUSKETEERS

01: PANDA'S PARTIES

02: MEGUMI IS LIGHTWEIGHT (1.3k)

03: AFTERPARTY

04: FAMOUS HANGOVER SOUP (0.7k)

05: NOBARA, THE GREAT STORYTELLER

06: TELL ME THE WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY HOW

07: FACEMASKS AND COOKIES (0.5k)

08: MAKI'S APPROVAL

09: OPERATION: RETRIEVAL (0.3k)

10: UNCOMFORTABLE, EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE

11: MEGUMI'S (surprise) BIRTHDAY PARTY (0.3k)

12: I APPRECIATE YOU

13: PANDA GOT THAT FATTIE, HUH?

14: I NEVER LIKED HIM ANYWAYS (0.7k)

15: MEGUMI'S LOVEBOY ERA

16: TSUMIKI THE SAVIOUR

17: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU (0.8k)

18: NOT A VERGIN ANYMORE

19: GUILTY NOT BY TAEMIN (0.7K)

20: CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?

21: STARGAZING

22: SOMETHING'S OFF

23: THEY'RE TOGETHER ?! (written)

24: AVOIDANCE

25: I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU (written)

26: ALL IS WELL

EPILOGUE

more coming soon. . .

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[yuujiswrld]

— 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲, 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲

ft. satoru gojo, suguru geto, yuji itadori, yuuta okkotsu, kento nanami, megumi fushiguro, toge inumaki

cw. crack, silly goofiness, cursing, maybe small angst? not really tho

[illumnis]

STUPID CUPID. — megumi fushiguro oh cupid, so stupid to think that one day, you could receive the zealous amount of love you share; don't you know your purpose is to gift? so... why does this emotionally constipated boy keep hitting up your dms?

pairing: megumi fushiguro x fem!reader

warnings: umm everyone has emotional baggage LMFAOO, err megumi has iffy family life, my horrid attempt at humour, swearing, maybe some sexual jokes here and there, kys/die/kms jokes, thats abt it!!! (warnings will be put at the beginning of every chapter nonetheless)

status: updates literally whenever bc im unreliable sawry…

taglist: open!! (just send ask or comment :))

O. PROFILES: big time rush. | impractical jokers.

ONE. hashtag cuffed

TWO. you guys act like im some loser

THREE. cupid more like guidance counsellor

FOUR. battle of the bands

FIVE.

navi.

[ii2ko]

MYSTERIOUS CUTIE!

pairing. megumi fushiguro x reader

genre. university & socmed/smau.

synopsis. currently, you’re trying to convince yourself with the help of your friends that you’re not going insane over a cute boy you just met at the office. but… what if they just encourage it and say he’s definitely thinking about you too?

contents/warnings. fem!reader, many ky/ms & die jokes, some jokes, some may be sexual/suggestive but ntm!! but others will appear possibly a little too silly, and very gut wrenching writing (unknown wording)

remindes. status is hiatus + 1st & 2nd yrs are minors.

PROFILES

cutiefuls + geto suguru | wait im goaticklefart25

ALBUM I. COULD YOU BE MY LOVER BOY?

01. im gna throw up.

02. hurry up!

03. weirdo

04. save me. plz.

05. loser

5.5. sukuna’s assumptions

06. shadow the hedhog

07. tba.

comment or send a msg if u wanna be in the taglist! (always open)

updates will come randomly… (like a wheel of fortune)

© ii2ko, 2023. do not edit or copy my work! do not repost onto any other platform. reblogs are appreciated!

[notyashiro128]

Too clingy

Megumi x f reader

Note: You were at first too clingy with your boyfriend Megumi he couldn't handle you so he did something that made you sad and now he's trying his best to forgive him

Type :💮❤️‍🩹

Warning: kisses, curses, fluff, yelling, comfort, sweet talk

Im making 2 new stories :P

Ever since you started dating Megumi, you've been very clingy to him , Megumi did not object to this behavior on your part, even though you annoyed him sometimes, but he preferred having you with him

But this time, when Megumi returned from his mission, he was very upset.

He was not upset for a day or two but for a whole week and more

He was trying to stay away from you and did not want to talk to you much and avoid to meet you

You understood his situation, but the situation became more severe to the point that he did not prefer to cuddle with you while sleeping. Rather, he became more and more distant to the point that you no longer saw him much.

One time, when Megumi returned from the supermarket,you were in his dorm chilling there

he brought some tea with him. He did not speak to you, You were watching him from the kitchen door, so you thought about hugging him from behind,

you started walking slowly while he was in front of the Sink. Without any introduction, you put your hands around your waist from behind. Because of this, Megumi was surprised and all the tea fell into the Sink, And the cup breaks

"my tea!!!" Megumi shouted angrily You quickly removed your hands from him, and at that moment he turned to you

"Get the fuck away from me why you are too clingy lately aren't you seeing that I am not in the mood for Your childish behavior," He said angrily, "Now I have to go and buy more. Thank you for wasting my time and effort." He added

" I'm sorry, let me help you clean up." You replied

"No, just walk away. You always make the situation worse"

" I'm sorry, I didn't mean-" He interrupted you. "Yes, yes, you're sorry. I know, I know. Please stay away from me. Let me clean up what you did and go buy more"

After what happened, you felt like you were breaking down. You felt a knife inside you, and Megumi became mean to you And with silence, after Megumi leaves

you went to your dorm choked and you closed the door. You did not feel the time. All you remember was Megumi screaming at you. This was the first time Megumi treated you like this. The moment you closed the door, you sat on the floor, crying silently. Tears fell like a waterfall,

" why is he treating me like this? " You asked yourself Then you went to bed and covered yourself with a blanket

After all this crying, you fell asleep This time, you slept longer. You didn't know what was happening. The only thing that concerned your mind was Megumi's treatment of you

While you were asleep, when Megumi was returning home, he thought about what he had done and knew that he should not have behaved like this with you, not just today, even this week, he went again to the supermarket and bought all your favorite sweets. He was thinking on his way home about 'What if y/n hates me now?' 'what if she left me ' ' It's my fault ' ...... All these thoughts came to him

When he returned to the dorm, he did not find you. He knew that you were in your dorm and quickly went to you and was about to knock on the door

Knock knock no answer Knock knock"Y/n open the door" No answer 'Of course she wouldn't answer me' He said to himself, then he used his Technique to enter your dorm

Your face was red, ofc from crying a lot. Megumi felt guilty. He put the sweets in the fridge and took a place in the bed next to you. He wanted to hug you while you were sleeping. He wanted to feel you next to him. He wanted you.

He put his hand on your waist and pulled you closer to himself.

Man he missed touching you

Just this movement woke you up. You started to open your eyes, and as soon as you opened them, you found Megumi next to you, kissing your cheek.

You rubbed your eyes with your hand And in that second, Megumi hugged you. “I'm sorry,” he said, his voice was shaking

“Huh?” You didn't understand what happened. 'Is Megumi crying?' You said to yourself, wondering

When you moved away from Megumi, you found him crying. "Megumi!." You were in shock. You hugged him again. You placed your arms between his neck while he placed his head on your shoulder and began to break down crying "What's wrong,?" You asked him worried about him the first time seeing Megumi crying (that bitch made you cry first)

"I'm sorry I didn't mean w-what I said. Forgive me. I love you I love you Please. I will do anything. I will accept any punishment. Please don't leave me. " He hugged more tightly

(Is Megumi scared of losing you oh~?😏)

"Shhh, it's okay, it's okay, I forgive you." You said it while you were still hugging him. "I know that these are just words. I want you to please forgive me" he begged

"Okay, okay, I seriously forgive you You moved away from him and started wiping his tears.

"Why are you like that?" Megumi asked Sobbing “What do you mean?” you asked him,

“I am a bad boyfriend and you did not punish me or-" You interrupted him

"No, you are not bad. Don’t say things like that. You were just stressed from work. I understand your situation"

You kissed his cheek," I love you i can't be mad at you or even hate you "you said softly

"y/n I love you I can't find someone better than you you are too perfect" Just said before kissing your whole face especially your lips

Then He started crying again while kissing you deeply, he missed the taste of your lips, your touch, and everything about you.

Blah blah blah blahhhhhh blahhh

The kiss went a bit further he then pins you while still kissing you

Pt2 maybe yandere megumi or idk i rlly don't know fr

I can't finish it im tried i love it but I don't love it i give up

50 likes I'll finish it🦦✨

Its 2am and I have a math exam helppppppp

[soy-garbage]

Hi hi!!! I'm doing the part 2 of jjk smau recommendations :D! so if anyone has a specific character that you'd like me to find a smau series of let me know!! seeya!

[nanaslutt]

when you leave in the morning w/out waking the jjk guys

ʚ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, toji, choso, sukuna, megumi, itadori

ʚ cont: suggestiveness (heavy on geto’s), crack, fluff

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT FOLLOW

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[cckaisen]

୨ৎ˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 just because you’re mad at me .

req ! jjk men reaching out after a nasty argument.

ಇ. summary. fem!reader, angst TvT, yandere!yuta again I’M SORRYY, some suggestive.

ಇ. including. gojo, nanami, toji, yuji, megumi, yuta, toge, sukuna.

[yuwuta]

RODEO STATION, 1 — MEGUMI FUSHIGURO 

A collection of you and Megumi, through the years, through Gojo’s eyes. 

content, warnings: friends to lovers, fluff, sort of canon-adjacent, satoru adopts megumi and tsumiki, reader has a cursed technique but it’s not mentioned in depth here, really just you and megumi falling in love and gojo watching

word count: 1.1k

part i: first years, jujutsu tech. fits in the timeline around when nobara first joins the class

When Satoru first finds him, Megumi has two conditions. First, that Tsumiki would be kept safe and happy, and far away from the Zenin clan if they weren’t going to be good to her—safe and far away from all jujutsu society if Gojo could help it; and that she would never have to worry about feeding herself or Megumi ever again. Satoru agreed right away, he would have done that without the request. 

For his second condition, an eight year old Megumi looked Satoru straight in the eye and told him that he would absolutely not be separated from you. Satoru thought it was cute, sweet, in the bratty, and naive but determined kind of way that seemed to be everything that kid stood for, and Satoru couldn’t fault him for it. Megumi’s evident childlike adoration of you aside, Satoru saw potential in you, too, so he accepted Megumi’s conditions, happy to welcome the two of you to the world of sorcery. 

It’s not until a week before you both start at Jujutsu Tech, that Satoru really asks Megumi why he wants you here (never mind the fact that you had already also made up your mind about being a sorcerer, and if there is anything that Satoru has learned about you in the past decade, it’s that: one, you have the magical ability to make Megumi do anything you say; and two, you’re incredible persuasive and very stubborn). Megumi doesn’t look him in the eye when he answers, fidgeting with his melting ice cream instead when he says, “Well, she saved my life.” 

Satoru doesn’t tease when he hears this, only digging his spoon in for a scoop of Megumi’s toffee butter, smiling to himself when the cold hits his tongue, because he’d heard the message loud and clear: Megumi believes he owes you his life, and to keep yours protected, he wants you by his side.

Satoru quickly learns that Megumi truly has his work cut out for him as he watches you burst through a top-floor window of a high-rise building, falling carelessly with the object of your mission—a special-grade cursed object—clutched in your grasp. Second later, there’s a loud explosion, as the ugly head of a large cursed falls limp in the hole in the broken glass that you’d left behind. Satoru chuckles when he sees you smile, and the faint cheer of weeeeeeeee as you fall. He knew you were wild and stubborn by the way you bossed Megumi around without a care, but seeing you in action proved that you were also in your own league of crazy, a fantastic sorceress in the making. 

To his left, Yuuji gapes wildly as he looks up, shielding his eyes with his hand, and then flinching back when Nobara bursts through the ground floor door, not without a nail going flying into the curse that had been chasing her. She looks angry, then wide eyed, then up to where Yuuji and Megumi were also staring and starts squealing alongside him. 

“Gojo-sensei, what are you standing there smiling about—do something!” Nobara shouts, pointing an accusatory finger up in the air at your flying body. 

Yuuji gasps again, like he’d just figured out the consequence of you falling from a building, spewing on his own cries, “Hey, seriously, what the hell are we doing—she can’t fly,” he shouts, turning to shake his sensei, then pausing, “Wait, Fushiguro, can she fly? You know her.” 

“Idiot,” Nobara spits, “If she could fly then she’d be flying, not falling.”

“Then why aren’t we doing any—you know what, I think I can catch her,” Yuuji boasts, rolling up his sleeves, prepared to position himself underneath your descending body, and that’s when Satoru steps in, extending an arm in front of his students. 

“You all worry too much,” he smiles, lifting his blindfold just enough to look the pair in the eye, and tilt his head up slightly, “Besides, Megumi’s handled it.” 

Three heads turn back up to the sky, where you’re no longer in freefall, instead have had your shoulders snatched by Nue’s talons. You’ve still got that wild smile on your face, wider now as you descend much more elegantly via Megumi’s shikigami. Nobara and Yuuji wince as Nue’s wings flap widely when you’re set on the ground. You shift the box with the cursed object to one hand, reaching your free one around to pet the bird’s feathers. It crows happily, and Satoru snickers, much to Megumi’s dismay. You always did treat his shikigami like pets. 

“Hey, you’re okay!” Yuuji cheers, eyes sparkling, “What’s in the box? A sword—actually, I don’t want to know. If it’s another finger, keep it away from me.” 

“Hand it here,” Nobara demands. You’re happy to hand over the box and have another hand available for petting Nue. 

Satoru watches fondly as Yuuji and Nobara fuss over the box. They should probably exercise more caution, but he’s there, so the worst can’t happen. Meanwhile, you step closer to Megumi with Nue fluttering behind you. 

“You’re the one who told me there would be no need to get involved,” Megumi says, voice soft, hands falling comfortably at his side. 

“I said that you wouldn’t have to get involved with the curses,” you correct, standing on your tiptoes to nuzzles your head into the bird’s feathers, “I said nothing about not getting involved with me.” 

Satoru does his best not to choke out a loud laugh as Megumi’s face becomes increasingly pink when you reach forward to pinch his cheeks, his grumbling drowned in the sound of Yuuji and Nobara’s bickering. Satory sighs, content. He cares for all his students, but there’s a certain weight lifted on his shoulders knowing that when it came to you, there was truly nothing to worry about—Megumi would always be there for you. Honestly, he thinks Megumi might fight him to protect you if it came down to it. 

That thought does bring an audible chuckle to his lips, Megumi’s pinched expression calling to him, “What are you laughing about?” 

To which Satoru only hums, sticking his hands in his pockets. Megumi’s eyebrows furrow deeper, but it’s quickly dissolved when you catch his attention again, saying your farewells to Nue before giving Megumi the okay to let him recede into his shadows. 

“Oh, nothing,” Satoru chirps, turning to lead the group back to Ichiji’s car, “Come on, who’s still up for revolving sushi!”  

Cheers follow him as the veil dispels. You question Yuuji about whether or not you think the restaurant will have grilled eel, and Nobara pretends to throw up, arguing that eel is the worst, that you all should stick to hand rolls instead. Megumi stays quiet, walking on your outside, and humming along with all of your suggestions, and Satoru can’t help but wonder whether or not you knew that Nue had been out from the moment you’d stepped in the building. 

Honestly, he thinks Megumi might win that fight—might win any fight if it meant being with you.

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

spellbound: spy

epilogue/bonus ch!

masterlist

you knock on megumi's door, your heartbeat ringing loudly in your ears. you're not sure why you're so nervous. you and him have been dating for a few weeks now, but you can't help it. just the mere idea of him is enough to wake the butterflies in your stomach. It's odd to think of how you used to mistake these feelings for hatred. but you two are beyond that now; that part of your lives is over. megumi opens the door with a grin on his face, and it's off-putting to anyone but you—he can't not smile around you anymore.

"hey megs-"

your sentence is interrupted by him cupping your face and fervently locking his lips with yours. kissing you as hungrily and urgently, if not even more, as he did the night you confessed. you push him off of you.

"jeez, can you at least let me say hi first, stalker?"

"sorry," he says flippantly, not actually sorry at all, as his face flushes bright pink.

"so what's on the agenda today?" you ask as you walk past him into his house. "some more horror movies, maybe-"

megumi stops you in your tracks by grabbing you by your waist, his arms wrapping around you, and drawing you into him, your back flush against his chest. "are you gonna kiss me back yet? you already said hi."

"you're awfully affectionate today, megs." you swivel around in his hold to face him, pushing a few strands of his hair out of his face as you entreat, "let me guess yuji and nobara aren't home?"

megumi sheepishly averts his attention to the floor.

"knew it. I have to practically fight you just to get a kiss when they're here."

"it's embarrassing..."

you gawk, feigning offense. "oh, so loving me is embarrassing?"

his gaze snaps back to your face, worried you're serious, but when he sees the shit-eating grin you're adorning, megumi rolls his eyes. "ok, you know what I meant. stop it."

"I know," you say cheerfully, before finally leaning in and giving him what he wants—sort of. you purposely pull away the moment you feel him melt into and deepen the kiss.

"now chop chop, these movies won't watch themselves!"

"I hate you."

"oh, I'm sure you do, stalker."

☆⋆。𖦹°‧★⋆。𖦹°‧☆⋆。𖦹°‧★⋆。𖦹°‧☆⋆。𖦹°‧★⋆。𖦹°‧☆

Inumaki, nobara, and yuji are all giggling like crazy as maki unlocks the door, while yuuta attempts to shush them, considering it’s late and they are trying to be stealthy here.

with the door now unlocked, maki doesn’t open it; instead, she turns around and scolds, “can you guys shut up?”

“oh, cmon, babe, aren’t you excited? we’re about to catch megumi and y/n being all lovey-dovey!” nobara pouts, suddenly hanging onto her girlfriend's arm like a koala.

"well, we’re not gonna catch anyone if you guys don’t be quiet,” yuuta quips under his breath.

maki nods. "thank you, yuuta.”

"you guys are no fun, oh my god,” Inumaki says through a quiet groan.

“for real!” yuji exclaims, slightly exasperated. “we didn’t suffer through weeks of them being insufferable just for us to never see them happy together!”

“do you think maybe this is why,” maki says, unimpressed.

“maki, my love, shut up,” nobara gruffs before placing a chaste kiss on maki’s cheek. "you're literally an accomplice right now, so don’t pretend you’re not trying to catch them being losers either... now open the door, cmon we’re wasting time!”

"yeah, megumi has probably already sensed our presence by now,“ yuji whines.

yuuta’s brows knit together, looking and sounding slightly concerned as he asks, “what?”

yuji shrugs nonchalantly. "yeah, I don't know; he has like a sixth sense.”

maki rolls her eyes. “or maybe it’s because you guys aren't discreet at all.”

“oh my fucking god, maki, just open the damn door,” Inumaki snaps. “all this yapping, and for what?”

nobara nods. “yeah, babe, listen to Inumaki.”

“dear lord, help us all,” maki murmurs quietly as she turns back toward the door.

the three of them are all attempting to control their giggles as maki and yuuta eye each other. yuuta merely shrugs, and maki sighs before quietly opening the front door. Immediately, it’s dark; the only light coming in is the porch light from the front door.

“are they not home?” yuji asks through a whisper, squinting as if that will speed up his eyes adjustment to the darkness.

nobara frowns. “they have to be; they said they would!”

“fuck, maybe they found us out,” Inumaki adds.

maki suggests blankly, “have we considered turning on a light yet, maybe.” 

yuuta walks toward the light switch, mumbling, "I'll do it.”

It takes a minute for everyone's eyes to adjust, but once they do, everyone goes wide-eyed at the scene in front of them. you and megumi are asleep on the couch. you’re on top of him, lying on his chest, and buried in his arms. small content smiles on both of your faces.

yuji chokes back a squeal. “no way, no way, no way!!”

“oh my god, maki, hold me; I'm gonna collapse,” nobara quickly says before throwing herself into her girlfriend's arms.

maki stumbles slightly as she mutters, "I might collapse too; this is sickening.”

yuuta can’t help but smile. "aw, wait, this is so cute."

“right?” Inumaki instantly agrees. “look at them cuddling asleep, oh my god," he pauses momentarily. "I suddenly have the urge to kick y/n.”

maki’s glare practically burns holes into Inumaki. "don't you dare.”

"If you touch me, I'll kill you.”

everyone’s head snaps toward you, slightly startled from not expecting you to say anything considering you were asleep—or at least they thought you were.

“oh my god, haha!" Inumaki laughs nervously. “heyyy, we were just talking about you.”

you roll your eyes and slowly lift your head to look at all of them, before gently resting your chin back down on megumi’s chest. “you guys are so loud; maybe work on that next time you wanna spy on us.”

“we tried telling them to be quiet,” yuuta explains.

maki adds, “they don’t know what that is.”

you scoff, “clearly.”

“Is megs awake?” yuji asks.

“nope,” you say, quickly glancing at megumi, who’s still sound asleep. “you think I'd still be on his chest right now if he were?”

nobara half-shrugs in agreement. “you’re right, he’d go into cardiac arrest... shy ass bitch.”

you can't help but snort, which you immediately regret because megumi stirs awake.

“who are you talking to?” he slurs with his eyes still closed.

"shh, no one, go back to sleep,” you coo.

megumi’s face scrunches up, evidently suspicious, and the moment you see his eyes begin to open, you slap your hands over them.

“y/n, stop covering my eyes.”

"I don't know what you’re talking about.”

you barely have a second to process what's happening before megumi sits up, your hands dropping off his face as you grab onto his shirt to save yourself from falling. he also wraps his arms around your waist to help. now sitting up, with you in his lap, he looks around and finds the rest of the group smiling like idiots at the whole ordeal. megumi flushes deep red as he turns to look back at you, who’s smiling menacingly.

he gulps, not liking the way you’re looking at him. “y/n…”

although you’re already on his lap and in his arms, the force with which you slam yourself against him pushes him back down onto the couch, and now back in your original positions, you smother kisses all over his face. megumi somehow flushes an even darker red as he attempts to push you off him in embarrassment, and his embarrassment only grows worse when he can hear yuuta, yuji, Inumaki, and nobara either cooing or laughing while maki is pretending to gag.

"I thought you didn’t hate me anymore,” megumi asks through a pout, still attempting to evade your kisses.

"I don't,” you say before pressing your lips against his.

megumi kisses you back and uses the opportunity to snake his hands up and grab your face, pulling it away from his and effectively stopping you from kissing him anymore. “then why are you torturing me like this.”

you simply smile. “cause you're cute when you get all embarrassed.”

megumi pushes you off of him and onto the couch as he stands up, scoffing, “fuck off.”

you laugh as you sit up properly. "you wound me, stalker; I can feel my soulmate mark fading as we speak.”

megumi looks down at you blankly. “you're literally not funny. like at all.”

nobara seems to suddenly appear out of thin air by megumi’s side, slinging her arm over his shoulders as she coos, “and everyone booed when I said me and y/n would marry into the same family.”

maki rolls her eyes and pulls her girlfriend off megumi. “neither of us are married, nobara.”

“yet…”

megumi rolls his eyes. “shut up, nobara.”

yuji, who has just been enjoying recording the bickering between you and megumi up until now, lifts his head from his phone. “hey megs?”

“what?”

"have you told gojo anything? cause like he's asking me how you are, and I don't wanna spill the beans…”

"wow, you're closing your fat ass mouth for once?”

you don't hesitate to kick megumi in the shins for that and scold him through clenched teeth, telling him to be nice.

yuji is unphased. "don't play with me right now. your life is in my hands.”

megumi clears his throat. "...I'll text him.”

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11: MEGUMI'S (surprise) BIRTHDAY PARTY (0.3k)

“There’s something going on.” Megumi announces as soon as he enters your car on the day of his surprise party.

Megumi would debunk it was what you thought before picking him up. His household forgetting his birthday? Megumi would figure it out. You tilt your head, “What do you mean?”

“Tsumiki and Gojo are acting weird…you know about it.”

You laugh, hands on your steering wheel. In the corner of your eye, you spot Panda sneaking around the house to help decorate, a suspicious brown bag in his hand. You sigh, “Happy birthday, Megumi.”

He blinks at you, lashes fluttering as if he didn’t believe you ruined the surprise.

“Thank you.”

There was no point keeping it a secret when Megumi knows about it anyway. Gojo, Tsumiki and you have gone out of your way every year to make sure Megumi has a good birthday and feels appreciated every year. Although he’d prefer to keep things on the down low, it’s his birthday for God’s sake. He deserved to be celebrated.

You shake your head, “Don’t worry about it. Tsumiki’s throwing you a surprise party though. I know there’s no way to fooling you but please go along with this to make Tsumiki happy.”

“I will.” he nods, putting his seatbelt on, “Is this part of the plan?”

“Me taking you out for the day?”

“Yeah.”

“Basically. I hope you didn’t take it was weird of me to bring you out on your birthday.” you respond, “Especially after…”

Mentally, you curse yourself for not stopping yourself. Why did you have to keep bringing up something that was an accident?

Megumi visibly blushes, “N-No. Um…where are we going?”

You clear your throat, “We’re going to get lunch at that place you like. My treat, obviously.”

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[seoups]

accidentally confessing to them

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[illumnis]

STUPID CUPID. — megumi fushiguro oh cupid, so stupid to think that one day, you could receive the zealous amount of love you share; don't you know your purpose is to gift? so... why does this emotionally constipated boy keep hitting up your dms?

O. PROFILES: big time rush. mlist. | prev. | next.

— yn. senior at jth (jujutsu tech high). runs the cupid account, only the bigtime rush gc knows shes the admin. lowkey mommy issues. has a terrible love life. has liked megumi since freshman year. literally does not hold back on showing her affections to megumi.

— maki. senior. has a fat crush on nobara. acts like yn’s mother. she is cupids #1 supported (but only bc its yn). she is calm but internally she is a lovergirl at heart. men dni.

— inumaki. senior. instigator. he’s especially close w panda as they have known each other for a while. annoying on purpose. but his bullying is always with affection.

— panda. senior. childhood friends with inumaki. yn’s favourite bc he is calm. she often confides in him. he just wants to live a peaceful life with his friends.

— yuuta. senior. yn’s pookie bear (platonic). kinda inactive in chat bc he’s usually being an academic weapon and whatnot. class prez. utterly in love with his childhood friend and cannot get over her. (yn has offered many times to find her and set him up but he says no, being too embarrassed.)

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