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wintersearose · 10 months

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Lmaooo I'm not trynna sound like a misandrist

Buuuuuttt

Men are the best at giving unsolicited advice.

I don't really have any problems with my uncle. He has some anger issues and often – if not always – thinks he's right, but he's actually a pretty nice man and very useful. (He's good at a lot of stuff.)

He likes to do and watch sports. Running and cycling are his biggest hobbies. So, of course, he knows everything about every sport, especially his favourites. (Did you catch my sarcasm?)

Anyways, my mother came into my room and told me that my uncle (her brother) said that sport bras with zippers on the front are bad, because they scratch the skin between the breasts.

BOY ... ... ... ...what?

First of all

How in hell would you even know that?? Do you also wear them?? Did you ever? Will you–

Second of all

No... they... they do not.

Not for me atleast. I have pretty big boobs and the zipper does not even so much as see the space between them. lmao

But yeahh, these type of sports bras are not uncomfortable, scratchy or annoying in any type of way for me.

So... Thanks, but no thanks.

#men and their audacity lmao #I'm not mad at him #I just thought he was smarter than that #but fr now #how would he know what it feels like to weat a sports bra?

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gunsatthaphan · 1 year

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"what voice?"

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emblazons · 5 months

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"If it is within our power to grant it to you, your brother and I will see it done."

Joshua Rosfield & Dion Lesage in Final Fantasy XVI + self-indulgent captions from the GoT AU

#phoenixflare #dion x joshua #dion lesage #joshua rosfield #ffxvi #final fantasy xvi #videogameedit #userlockescoles #tuserashes #dailygaming #ffgraphics #gamingedit #ffxvi gifs #my gifs #final fantasy #au: laws of gods and men #the first one of these gifs is reversed + actually goes second but it looks a lot better together so...fck it lmao #also the audacity of dion to say this to clive about his own brother doesn't escape me LMAOO he's locked in with it

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vonlipvig · 10 months

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betty draper, start killing, girl.

#THE AUDACITY OF THESE MEN GODDDD.#girl at least have an affair with your neighbor or smth im pissed off in your behalf lmao #mad men #according to jules

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 2 years

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Oh someone's being hunted down for sure but it's not the speedsters.

#lmao their men are being hunted for sport and they have the audacity to think that they aren't prey #please lmao #your forces are crumpling like cardboard on a rainy day #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #impulse #speedsters #one minute war

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gender-euphowrya · 21 days

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something about when gamer men do the whole "ugh women just don't get why we love gaming so much :(". Well. maybe if women were actually treated seriously as gamers and gaming stopped being seen as a Male Activity where they get yelled at and harassed in voice chats or made to feel like the only games they're allowed to touch are the sims and stardew valley played on their pink computers

maybe women would 'get' gaming if gaming 'got' women

#like there's always been a large demographic of women/girl gamers and it has only grown more and more with time #and yet the gaming industry/community/culture still treat them like shit lmao #like they're just gamer lites who game to be the cutesy kind of nerd that their boyfriend can be into #pink gamer chair and pink keyboard and pink pc and pink mouse and kitty ear headphones #like women only game for the aesthetic and don't understand ''Real Games'' and have to stick to cozy indie dating sims #but the reality is They Obviously Don't because they're not the helpless babies gamers imagine them to be #and yet nothing else is explicitly marketed towards them Or welcoming to them #even games where you pick your character's gender mostly just feel like the girl option is Still for men #like the male/female options aren't ''this one if you're a man/that one if you're female'' but #''this one by default/that one if you want to look at ass the whole time''#back before my voice got deep i never used voice chat because i knew the second i was clocked as female it was over #hell i considered using a voice changer just so i could participate without becoming the center of attention #and then these dudes have the audacity to whine that women don't understand why they love games so much #maybe if you let them have a proper go at it without treating them like fuckable cryptids who got lost on their way to the sanrio convention #maybe more of them would 'get it'

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thesmokinpossum · 2 months

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Child, not some random ass man following me all the way home from the laundromat, staring at me unlocking the front door like some sort of Michael Myers with worst hygiene, telling me that he wants to come in with me and then trying to get my phone number after I bluntly refuse, men really have nothing but the audacity

#like sir if you don't go back to whoever's couch you're crashing on atm and leave me alone..#like maybe try to find a shower you can use before you try getting anyone's phone number smfh #also i look like shit today but i'm wearing my short shorts and that combo always attract the dustiest crustiest bums fr #i need to buy longer shorts because this is not worth it lmao #btw one of my only male mutual who i quite liked unfollowed and potentially blocked me yesterday #right after i posted about how people who believe that misandry is a real problem are dumb #so in honor of that i'll be even meaner to men and that's his fault idgaf #anyway i'm still on break from tumblr but i had to share this interaction with y'all because the audacity! truly unbelievable

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apricotluvr · 8 months

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#the audacity of (Afghan) is truly amazing and continues to surprise me #this guy instant messaged me just to tell me that I won’t find a man by promoting that I am a feminist & that he wasted his instant message #to tell me this. I accepted & replied that he was very heroic for telling me this and I’m sure men appreciate him sticking up for them #and he then replied with ‘I just want what’s best for you’ LMAO?? who the fuck are you? I don’t even know u #I blocked him after telling him I don’t have need for unwanted opinions from a man I don’t even know

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depresseddepot · 2 years

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the way i try so SO hard to gain even a crumb of body neutrality only to then see some shit on twitter that remind me that oh yeah. a distinct portion of the population genuinely believes they are being discriminated against when they have to look at or be within 50 feet of a fat person

#the amount of times ive heard my skinny friends call themselves fat and disgusting to my face without considering the implications #i saw some tweet that just like. had a fat person in the video and ALL of the responses were men making fun of her #like. yes i realize my life would be so much better if i was born with a faster metabolism. thank you for reminding me #yes i realize i am not treated seriously because i am fat #that sort of incredulous look skinny people give you when you have the audacity to sit near them on the bus or ask for directions #like they're shocked you weren't some round thing that was in their sights for 2 seconds to make fun but disappeared #i am trying very hard not to let it get to me but when so many people seem to think the same thing it feels stupid #likei know i dont see people the way allosexuals do but are fat people really so disgusting that they feel like they can say shit like that #its so so frustrating #if i am going to die alone because of my own failings i can learn to accept that #but if i die alone because i can't find anybody that doesn't think fat people are worthless then what is the fucking point lmao #''people irl dont actually think that'' i cant count on 1 hand the amount of skinny people who have lamented about their weight to my face #someone brings in cookies to work and as im eating one someone skinny says ''well. i really don't need the extra calories so ill pass''#someone skinny checking out diet/exercise books because they ''REALLY have to lose some weight''#no they aren't talking about me/to me but how detached from your surroundings do you have to be to shit on yourself for your weight #like. even if i was skinny they're still talking about how gross and ugly they are around kids #''love your body and your self!!!1!!1'' okay then stop calling yourself disgusting regardless of how much you weigh.#you can think if if you want but god that 12 year old girl in line behind you is going to remember that forever #she is going to internalize ''oh okay. thats what a disgusting body looks like''#andthen she'll grow up and hate herself and continue the fucking cycle #just stop. stop talking about your weight around kids. i dont need 60 yo women telling me they're gross when they weigh maybe 150 lbs #i know this is super unhealthy but i literally cannot wait until i can move out and isolate myself from society #because every second i try to engage with it is literal torture #yall are so mean for no reason #i dont really have much to live for #but it would be helpful if skinny people didn't constantly reiterate that there's no point to living if you aren't skinny #im so tired #vent

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birthofvcnus · 9 months

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a random male customer i’ve never seen before just tried to mansplain to me how to do the job i’ve been doing for over 6 months

#i know how to do my fucking job thanks bro!#he was mad cause the card reader wouldn’t read his card #he was really patronizing about it lmao #if there’s one thing men have shown they possess throughout history it’s the fucking audacity

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comradecowplant · 10 months

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50 bucks james somerton is on vaush or keffals stream within the week lmao

#frauds stick together after all #i'd watched a few of his videos & thought they were decent #SPECIFICALLY BC I THOUGHT THE SCRIPTS 'HE' WROTE WERE GOOD LMAO #what a weaselly little fucking dime store contrapoints weasel #also a fantastic example why white men who bitch about white women w/o actually discussing the gendered racial violence of white feminism a #are sus as hell #like you are in a glass house on the whiteness factor mr mayo which leaves you just disliking women #i never saw most of the vids hbomb discussed especially the 1 w/ the fucking audacity to claim that lesbians experience easy mode homophobi #if i had i would've been long gone. but hey better late than never in ditching a scam artist!#people are trying to pretend they never liked him or whatever but thats weak & its better to be honest even if its embarrassing

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ahsterism · 2 years

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gay af to be a nightguard... why are you watching the cameras? you hoping to see men???

DON'T SAY ANYTHING, Michael, remember your karma. "No, I did see your mom there last night, though." Well— looks like some of him still hasn't matured that much.

#it is gay af to be a nightguard and he IS hoping to see men don't listen to him DHGFHDVD #and look . sometimes he channels The Audacity again LMAO #✧ michael afton. ic / and through it all the rise and fall the bodies in the streets #pyriety #✧ answered #✧ crack

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babbyspinchh · 2 days

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men will be like 'im sorry u took it that way' while behaving in The Very Way that made u take it a certain way

#🤦‍♀️#my ex is dumb as a rock #it always falls on the womans shoulder to perform mental gymnastics by trying to contort her beliefs #outside of what shes being shown #and assume the LEAST worst scenario . WHILE shes being shown THE worst behaviors by her so called boyfriend #ur bf is being trash to u and is only interested in u sexually? have u thought that maybe his grandma died and that is how he copes?#why didnt u assume this instead ya cunt. instead of assuming he sexualises u #im having a sarcasric convo w myself here #thats how i cope #he blamed me for assuming shit all the time when the way he behaved left very little space for assuming any other better possibility #i rly think i was cursed to have a first romantic relationship w someone so backwards in their head #he wasted 2 yrs of my life #and god damn am i mad about it lmao #im more enraged about that than how he treated me #i wish i dipped on time #so my message for anyone whos in a similar situation is : once u communicate ur upsets and they still continue being the same way #they will not change!!!! ever!!!!!#yes this applies even for years later #& btw aside from assuming he never gave me insight into what he really thinks or feels like at all. only left it at denying my assumptuons #my shit luck in life followed me all the way to the person i caught feelings for #i used to love him until his actions illuminated his soul and now im not gonna lie i loathe that guy. iwant nothing but the worst for him #need anyone who reads this to unite with me and help me curse him for eternity #legit not once did he soothe my habit to overthink by compromising the way he communicates #and trying to share and do things in a better way so i wont get to the point i think bad things #its likr he wanted me to overthink and be miserable istg #are all men essentially good at manipulation?#or did i just end up w the worst apple of the bunch #just in sheer disbelief how he still expected me to stop assuming while he stayed being unfair to me and never changed his way of being #or did anything to help our relationship run better or like sacrifice something or make a compromise #the audacity on that loser

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rottenlittlefink · 1 month

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Ahhh like… vent in tags i guess (i said what i said :3c)

#delete l8r #bleats #personal experiences #disclaimer I’m black #or an ‘exotical’ since we love throwing ppl in and out of blackness at convenience 🙄🙄🙄#*insert obligatory not all here i guess*#despite me referring to a general collective #but hit dogs holler so…#accountability is like kryptonite for losers #’but the white man holding me back!’ Do better bro omfg #maybe the problem is you??#maybe you’re just fucking inept #and unwilling to grow #ever thought of that?#we had the same 150+ years #like yeah slavery happened and yeah the world is still racist but #omfg the double standard #black women are expected to be Super Human like we didn’t go through the same shit???#be SO fucking forreal 🙄#not to mention that black women have been held to the same level of accountability as they do The White Man™️ 🙄#wanna blame literally everyone else BUT themselves #and have the audacity to STILL wanna be treated like Kangz™️#and THIS is who I’m supposed to march and sacrifice and fight for??? Fuck That!!!#the collective delulu #god that felt good to get off my chest #forgot to mention i rly fucking hate how divestment as a movement got reduced to putting whiteness (especially white men) on a pedestal #the original purpose: Prioritizing ourselves/decentering men/removing ourselves from toxic ppl or situations that no longer serve us.#outside of that dysfunction #it isn’t about interracial dating or pedestalizing whiteness or going from one group of men to another or any of that dumb shit oh my god 😵‍#it’s literally just self preservation. lmao.

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godgavemenoname · 6 months

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i just realized... the body is about a whole foot shorter than i am in the inner world... 💀

#i've been trying to spend time with the others there more often #and it makes me realize how much i tower over them lmao #i do not miss much about my old life (source) but i do miss being tall and intimidating.#is this... height dysphoria?#or is it just the irritation of shitbag men having the audacity to get in my way all day and not even look a little afraid about it?#who knows anymore.#A.exe

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hiimawarish · 10 months

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You know how there are some friends that just ghost you for no reason, and no matter how many times you try to reach out, they remain distant and you can feel how much it bothers them that you even try? Like why aren't people just honest and tell you that they don't want to be friends anymore?

Now whenever I see that guy anywhere I literally get a mini panic attack because he triggers me so much.

#natsu.txt #sorry for the rant #I'm just mad lmao #and he has the audacity to talk shit about me when he literally got mad for no reason #this this is why i hate men

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