#messy affection

[sweetcalebb]

caleb when you're a clumsy drunk ! ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊

wc: 543

for context: you and your friends thought a little get-together with some drinks would he fun. except they want to do it in a trailer, rather than in the house that's just 30 feet away

pt 1 here - soft smut!

srry this is so weird and specific?

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You really didn’t think it was that far to the house. Like, okay, maybe the room was spinning a little, and maybe you'd fallen over about ten times already just sitting down, but that bathroom had a real mirror and smelled like vanilla!

Not whatever haunted this trailer one. Still, your friends insisted you use the one in the trailer for your own safety. It was only a few steps away, and if anything happened, they'd be right there.

That's how you ended up with Caleb standing in there with you, his back toward you while you peed.

In any other circumstance where you weren't drunk off your ass, you would've been mortified. Would've screeched at the mere thought of Caleb standing in the same room while you peed.

But now?

You couldn't give two shits.

And clearly, nor did Caleb. Except he wasn't drunk. He laughed, bracing his hands on the flimsy sliding door as you drunkenly leaned forward and rested your forehead against his back.

"Pips! C'mon. Are you done pissing?"

You giggled, lazily sliding your hand up his leg before curling it around his waist and trying to tug him closer, like you weren't currently sitting on the toilet, skirt and panties hanging loosely around your ankles.

"Mmn.. I thinkkk so."

Caleb huffed. "You think so?"

"Mm.."

"Push. See if more comes out."

You laughed, hugging him tighter. "You're soo weird. You got a piss kink, big boy?"

Caleb snorted, nearly turning around to look at you because of the absurdity of the nickname you just used. "Big boy?" he echoed. "You have never called me that." Then adamantly, he added, "And I do not have a piss kink."

A beat.

"Unless you do. Then I guess I could get into it that's what—"

"Stopppp." You started weakly slapping his stomach, your breathy little laughs fanning dangerously close to his butt. "I don't have a piss kink."

"Alright," he relented, shifting in the tight space. It was uncomfortable, sure, but he would do this 100 more times tonight if it's what he had to do to keep you from falling flat on your face.

"Now seriously. You done, pips?"

You ignored his question, instead sliding your other hand up his waist and fisting it in his shirt as you tried to drag him even closer. "You are suchh a sweet boyfriend, you know that?"

Caleb smiled, heat blooming in his chest. "Thank you. I'll carry that with me forever."

"Like, reaallyy," you slurred. "Like, I can't believe you're in the bathroom with me right now, being so sweet, and kind, and patient."

"I'll always come to the bathroom with you," he said. "Even when you're sober."

"Absoluttelly not. I'm too.. shy sober."

"You shouldn't be. Not with me."

You sighed, gently peeling your hands away from him. "You're right." There was a beat of silence. Then you sat upright again, "Okay, now I'm gonna wipe. Don't look, okaayy?"

"Okaayy," Caleb mimicked, trying to take a step forward to give you more room. "I promise I won't look."

When you were done, you clumsily pulled your clothes up and stumbled outside the bathroom, into the crowded hall between the bed and the lounging area.

You fell against Caleb, who happily wrapped his hands around you and kept you close.

"I love you," you murmured.

Caleb smiled, leaning in and pressing a soft kiss to your temple. "I love you."

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