#metaphors or sumthin

[skipper-the-selkie]

the incredible crash of her waves against the brick

the sound soothes me, as if it were a lullaby

she comes and goes like a buried memory

i stand on the balcony, salt air in my lungs

seawater in my veins

[papil0nglegs]

Can I request tf2 mercs with a reader who honestly looks really sweet and nice, but they're actually really blunt and rude like every time they open their mouth it's just "YOU #### ILL ### YOUR ### UNTIL YOU ######!!!"

Sweet n’ Sour 🎀

Mercs x “nice”! Reader

(pt.2)

A/n: MWAH I LOVE THIS IDEA SM. Rn I’m planning to make a fic of my own after this then I’ll be doing more requests afterwards so please be sure to suggests something I may do!!

Warnings: Harsh insults, Suggestive, Patronizing

Scout

Somebody warn him before he does some stupid shit like asking you out

At first he saw you as some ditzy babe he can pull unlike how classy Ms Pauling was, so he didn’t go to spy for you

I mean he still would’ve gotten his ass handed to him if he went to spy

“Sup princess, was wondering if you’d let me pop a soda with you and maybe you’d let me pop something else” lip bite

“..can you pop that giant disgusting pimple on your forehead instead??”

he ran to his room and began to cry, spy had some questions

“…what did you do? What did you say to him?”

“Omfg, what are you his dad? Jesus it hasn’t even been a week here and I’m already so fuckin tired of these guys god it’s like middle school all over again”

You just rambled on how annoyed you were

Oh yeah, he did pop that pimple eventually

Scout (like the child he is) went to spy because he genuinely wanted to know what he did wrong, like seriously wanted to know

“And then she friggin’ told me I had a gross pimple on my face and none of it wasn’t my fault!! I mean-seriously do chics just decide to be bitchy whenever they want?”

“Scout. You went up to a woman, a real woman, patronized her, and what? You thought she was going to suddenly want to be your ‘babe’ as you call it?”

“…okay I see how she could’ve took it the wrong way, BUT”

Spy smacked the shit out of him lol

He was so scared of you even if you did fight alongside him, he was scared you were gonna chew him up again the way you did before.

At the same time it did get him pretty hard to see you out there, something about you yelling at enemies swearing to kill them and their families just got him going

“CANT SNEAK AWAY FROM THIS AK MOTHERFUCKER”

“Uhh, I need to go take a dump or sumthin’ like dat”

He always thought about asking you out but the way you responded to his attempt at hooking up with you was enough to make hide his feelings

But you definitely weren’t one to hide yours, you quickly recognized that his dumbassery turned your laced panties into a slip n’ slide. So of course you went up to him asking to go out

“Hey Jeremy, I saw you out there bashing that heavy’s head in like it was nothing. You looked cute”

“Oh, y-yeah I mean pfft it’s what I do I mean it’s nothing special unless you think it’s sumthin’ special which I totally agree with you if you think it’s cool-“

“Shh- how about when we go back to the base I help you with some new techniques and you show me some of yours?”

Scout didn’t know if that was a metaphor for sex or if he was going to get his ass destroyed by you, but either way the answer was gonna be yes

Medic

When you first joined the team he never really expressed that he thought you wouldn’t be a good edition to the team

It only ever showed while on a mission, he’d almost never Uber you because he thought of you as weak

The first time he really interacted with you was in the battlefield he kept on using his syringe gun instead of healing the the team

You got so frustrated with him and just had to say something

“MEDIC PUT THE FUCKING GUN AWAY AND UBER HEAVY YOU FOUR-EYE BITCH” you screamed, slapping his gun way and shaking his collar

He blushed at the sight of you snapping at him, so unexpected yet so.. hot

“Oh, ja.. of course ♡”

The love in this man’s eyes compared to the hate in yours was astonishing, of course he immediately went to go do what you told him, all for you and only you

As soon as the match finished he couldn’t stop thinking about how much fury you had, he was definitely going to pocket you in the next match

It was so exciting to see you, so beautiful, yet so aggressive on the field

He’s always calming you whenever you get angry, basically this photo

We all know Medic likes to be a bit messy himself with his bonesaw, you hate it when he gets messy around you

“Ugh!! Medic! You got blood on my skirt, do we need to get your ass another pair of glasses??”

“Now now, I itz nothing to worry about my love. I know my vway around a blood stain!”

“Okay,, but if this thing is still on here by then you’re buying me another.”

He enjoys watching you get ready in your pretty outfits and makeup. Medic is well maintenance but it doesn’t compare to how long it takes for you to get ready

You defending him is his fav thing ever, he never shows it a lot but he loves it when you cuss out mercs who think they aren’t getting enough healing

“SCOUT YOU PEICE OF SHIT STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM MEDIC IF YOU WANT HEALING!!”

“Aww, y/n ☺️”

No but you guys are so cute, esp when he Ubering you

He’s always cheering you on as you tear the enemy team apart

“You’re doing well my perle!!”

“Thanks my love! WHO WANTS THEIR BALLS CRUSHED”

Soldier

As soon soldier saw you he was kinda annoyed in a way? He didn’t want to kick you out or anything but he did want you to prove yourself to him, he wasn’t just gonna let a wuss fight alongside him

He once tried to push you to your limit by making you do some exercise but nothing could’ve prepared him for how you were gonna respond

“DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 40 CUPCAKE”

“Uh-uh I KNOW ur not talking to me bitch”

“DID I STUTTER?”

“DID I STUTTER?? DONT YOU HAVE LIKE AN EAGLE TO WALK OR SOMETHING? GO SHOVE A ROCKET UP YOUR ASS”

You continued to give him the death stare, but soldier just stood there

You guys made out hard, right there and then. He just couldn’t resist, we all know how he feels about strong ladies

After that the All-American Soldier we once knew turned into a loverboy, he lives and breathes to love you

But since soldier has the lowest IQ out of all of the mercs he tends to get you on your nerves a lot

“Soldier, sweetie!! Why are we dying so much what’s the biggie? 😚”

“APOLOGIES CUPCAKE, BUT IT APPEARS I HAVE KILLED ANOTHER SOLDIER. AND IN THE GREAT NAME OF LADY LIBERTY, I MUST BURY IT IN HER HONOR.”

“SOLDIER GET YOUR ASS ON THE POINT RIGHT FUCKING NOW.”

“..copy that”

He always straightens his back every time he’s in your presence, he always wants to show how tough he is and that he respects you

The team gets so overstimulated whenever you two are on the same mission, especially Spy. It always ends with him getting a headache

He’ll try to get you cute gifts, but sometimes what Soldier considers ‘cute’ can be um

“Yehhehehe, SWEETHEART, I HAVE A SUPRIIISE”

“Is it another ear necklace? Soldier I told you to stop giving me those they’re gross..”

“NEGATIVE!”

“sigh Finally, what is it?”

“A BOW MADE OUT OF MY TISSUE. DOCTOR HELPED ME MAKE IT.”

“..okay this is actually cute as fuck”

For the most part soldier means no harm, he just wants to love you. Even if it means giving you jewelry made out of the flesh of his enemies <33

[cokowiii]

damn mikey grew

IM SCREAMINGGG OMFG

aumthin sumthin metaphor for me growing too or whatever

[karasuneko]

[meowzfordayz]

hashira comfort you

Author’s Note: now to name this thing… 😆

hashira comfort you

Hashira x Reader

Word Count: ~1,300

CW: mild sexual content, platonic, traumatic references

Emergency Request Fulfilled: Hopefully it's alright if I request a Hashira (not separately) x reader who's just been feeling like giving up and all her efforts are worthless no matter how hard she tries. Just sumthin where the Hashira notice something is off with the Hashira!reader and make attempts to comfort her. If it's alright to ask I feel like maybe making the Hashira reader use a fork of positive emotion breathing or a breathing type of us generally positive to further suggest how something is bothering the reader- of course it's all up to you I'm totally okay if the reader is just someone being taken care of at the butterfly mansion or a relative of the leader of demon slayer (I'm so horrible with requests I apologize)

~faqs~

Decided to write this as hcs bc my brain doesn’t have the power atm to try and write a fanfic w/ 10 (9 Hashira + 1 Reader) characters 😆

Actually, Idk if my brain would ever have the power for that

I mean, sure I can manage a decent amount of supporting characters, but juggling 10 characters of equal importance ?? 😵

Anywho-

I feel like the Hashira are super in tune w/ each other, as well as totally oblivious They’re super in tune w/ each other in that they’re all phenomenal warriors, and thus have the necessary perception to quickly notice when something’s “off”

But they don’t really all know each other super well? And they don’t have time to just hang out regularly (unless they’re simultaneously slaying demons hah)

They also technically don’t all get along lmao

So if you’re feeling out of sorts, then they’d certainly pick up on your feelings, but most of them wouldn’t immediately know precisely what to do or say aka how to help you

I’m looking at you, Giyuu 😃

Okay real talk tho Giyuu’s been through a lot (they all have *sigh*)— Ik his depicted personality and trauma runs deeper than superficial emotional constipation 🥺

Assuming they all at least tolerate you, their approaches to cheering you up would differ vastly

Gyomei would do his best to convince you to meditate w/ him

“You underestimate yourself. Perhaps, reflecting on why you feel inferior may reassure you that you are, in fact, not?”

He’s wise, but is he helpful? 😬

“Himejima-san, I am grateful for your consideration, but I am unsure pondering my anxiety will relieve me of my anxiety.”

“Nonetheless, you are always welcome to sit beside me.”

Bc he’s still patient and generous ☺️

Pardon the imagery, but my first and only thought about Obanai attempting to comfort you is: he throws Kaburamura at you 😅

Hear me out!

His heart’s in the right place!

What goes around comes around, and if he was feeling low, then he’d prob appreciate having Kaburamura cuddling him

But like, the concept of asking for snake-being-thrown-at-you consent did not occur to him prior

If you’re cool w/ snakes, then Ig he’s lowkey helpful?

But if you’re not so cool w/ snakes… well… at least he’ll send you a letter via crow apologizing for his blunder (100% too embarrassed to apologize to your face)

My bias may be showing, but Mitsuri would likely be the most consciously comforting

The term comfort isn’t foreign to her, and she’s more than happy to pamper you

Whether pampering means simply listening to you, walking w/ you, cooking for + eating w/ you

She knows confidence, belonging, and meaning aren’t nurtured—founded—overnight, so she figures she can at least lessen your tangible burdens to free up space for you to heal mentally

Maybe she lays on her complimentary remarks a little too thickly to be convincing, but you know she means well 💖

Shinobu… 💀

I kNOW SHE CAN BE LOVING AND GENTLE AND AFFECTIONATE

But she kicks ass too

And if she thinks you need an ass kicking to feel like yourself again, then she’ll absolutely kick your ass

Metaphorically and literally

Like a coach who pushes you juuust far enough so that you know they believe in you, buuut they’re still demanding 50 push ups from you (bc they believe in you)

“I fear I am not enough, Kocho-san.”

“Nonsense. Let us spar.”

????? “Spar?”

“So I can prove to you that you are enough!”

As provoking and playful as Shinobu can be, she wouldn’t go easy on you, and when you inevitably are able to match her pace

Well

You’re not content (you’re pissed at being goaded into impromptu training), but you do begrudgingly concede her point

#I knew you could do 50 push ups #now do another 50

Debating between going the classic Kyojuro route, or the other route

He genuinely wishes to see you smile — to know you are well

BUT C’MON THIS MAN IS KINDA CUTE AWKWARD 😶🥰

Classic Kyojuro conjures the perfect sentence to make you feel worthy

And knows your favorite flower(s), which he obvi brings to you

Classic Kyojuro might even unexpectedly tug you into a warm, rib crushing hug, bc he can tell that grounding you could be helpful

As for awkward Kyojuro…

If you think about it afterwards, his perfect sentence doesn’t make that much sense (i.e. inspirational quotes that are more dumb than inspiring if you bother rereading ‘em), but it sounded pretty and honest and bright, so heyo — better than nothing!

And he doesn’t bring you flowers, but he does offer you the remnants of his lunch (when I write the remnants I mean potentially ¼ of a bite), bc he knows eating can be difficult when feeling sad

He’ll still hug you, but instead of warm it’s HOT

Sweaty, too tight HOT

Not boner pressed against your thigh HOT

And he’ll keep hugging you until your heart rate settles bc #that’s what a good friend does, but wHoOpS how’s it going to settle when he’s literally suffocating you ?????

I was excited to get to Sanemi, bc I’m so fricking soft for this man

And then I realized he’s the top contender for the worst (at comforting) of the Hashira

You’re despairing? How about I never look at you again and create the biggest possible rift between us in case my existence harms you further?

#the Shinazugawa bros

Disclaimer: all my “slander” toward these beloved characters is meant entirely light heartedly

That being said, I recognize the heaviness of the themes and backstories present throughout Demon Slayer, but just uhh, take my “quips” as you might take the donut jokes 🍩

I’m now looking at you, Kyojuro 😃

If Obanai throws Kaburamura at you, then Sanemi asks, scowling, “How are you?”

And then disappears w/o waiting for your response

Bc apparently a halfway greeting is better than none?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, and a halfway greeting from Sanemi a day… keeps the blues at bay?

Muichiro wouldn’t be the greatest at comforting you either, but not for lack of effort

For some reason, all I can brainstorm rn is that he’d hand you shiny rocks?

Which, I feel, is more Inosuke-esque

But Muichiro’s a child! So like, childish methods of comforting?

A kid hands you a shiny rock — wouldn’t that make you perk up? At least a tad?

Random tangent, but I was on the beach once collecting sea glass, and these kids started copying me, and then gave me all the sea glass they found

#that was a very heartwarming day

“Tokito-san, what is this?”

“A rock.”

“Yes.”

“For you. It may be valuable. Treat yourself to lunch.”

Do you sell it and buy yourself lunch, or do you keep and cherish the rock? 😭

AHAHA WE’RE AT GIYUU

This is def out of character, but I hc that he’d just randomly grab your hand

And hold it

For 1, maybe 2, breaths?

And then let go, nod, and leave

He’s… aloof, but he does understand that: comfort doesn’t mean what is easy for you—the person doing the comforting—it means doing what could be comforting for the person requiring comfort

Is having your hand held for 1-2 secs comforting?

Debatable

But is his sentiment sweet?

Very 💙

Sooo Idk whether to include Hina, Makio, and Suma w/ Tengen… let’s hc both ?!

Hina, Makio, and Suma + Tengen = a lot of EVERYTHING

Pestering as to why you’re doubting yourself, verbal reassurance that you’re amazing, physical company to alleviate loneliness, and if you request anything specific, you will receive that specific thing x 4 😌

Just Tengen?

I imagine he’d feel affronted that I “just Tengen”-ed him

All of the above x 1

He’d likely backhandedly comfort you, bc how could he ever comfort you w/o hyping himself up too?

God of Flashiness and Festivals? Turns out he’s God of Comforting too

Self proclaimed, ofc

[restlesssinner]

I don’t blame enbies like myself for liking 21pilots ain’t one a their biggest hits go like “metaphorically I’m the man but literally I don’t know who I am” or sumthin

[lovemariannexox]

Tired of this obsession

Of cock in throat like some type of sexual aggression

But I want it like pronto, give me all of you.

Are you confused?

Do I prefer the sexual tension

Metaphor for how I like the theory better than the practice, metaphor for how I’m only in it for the attention

Am I a monster or am I just a child

I change my mind like I’m king of the world

Like you’ll still be there after I beat you down, one hand on the crown

Counterintuitive

Lying to myself like: “I’m okay alone, I ain’t addicted to my phone, and I ain’t gotta have a breakdown to make it known that I want to be with you”

Make it known to my self, that is, make it known so I can be certain so I don’t feel the burden of guilt

cause maybe I’m just hungry for a game, and I try to tell the truth to shed some of the blame.

“Tell me I behave well cause my dad never did”

Cant make up for the absence of affection I never got,

once a kid never in the present always looking for a future better than the present better than this pleasant safety experience that passed by me like a dream or sumthin

Cause now I’m alone. In a stall. Like we were alone in the stall. But I’m by myself, and as the skin on my knuckles cracks so does my mental health.

what the fucks wrong with me?

I promise myself I’d remain bonafide, camouflage my vulnerability like stealth mode

I’m so fucking alone. I push away so I don’t get rejected so I don’t feel disowned

I say I’m not tryna be committed, house wife style, waiting for you at home

I know you don’t give a fuck about that, it’s just me you want to own

And as my words tessellate like honeycomb

I feel like I’m suffocating, choking in your sweet words that stroke me but I don’t want to be alone

I like it when you stroke me, I could crawl inside of your carcass and feel at home

your heart at my cheek beating a rhythm sleek surface kissing my cheek with each badum

A sequence morse code secret telling me I’ll be safe soon

What the fuck was wrong with me?

What the fuck was wrong with me?

Baby darling it ain’t more complex than two jigsaw pieces

All I gotta do is fold around you, release, and

Surrender

Like I’ve told myself since forever

Control my breath like the air bender smooth life force blessing

God I’m sorry if I offend ya

I walk the stairway backwards so we can dance our way to heaven and the stairway leads to exactly where we began like Penrose. Impossible

You take me to cloud nine, eight, seven

Möbius strip was the path I ran since I was like, eleven

A Möbius pathway with multiple levels, no

Elevator just a long yellow brick road, each lesson elevating till I find the answer which was in the palm of my hand

the answer is you. right now. Don’t need a day or two to figure it out.

Love is in the present. Nothing better than this pleasant safe experience that never passes by

It’s like a dream or sumthin.

I’ll be committed housewife sandwich making style waiting for you at home

If that’s what it’ll take to make you my own

[calumbringbackthewatermelonshirt]

Picnic Rights and Wrongs (c.h.)

a/n: this was requested by @rip-lukes-balsamic so its just a short and sweet lil sumthin I banged out in like thirty seconds

Picnics were cliches, but honestly, in your opinion, cliches were cliches for a reason. It just meant they were a classic, enjoyed by all, and you and Cal were no exception. You loved everything about these kinds of outings, especially the feeling of domesticity. Just you and Cal and Duke, arguing about the proper PB&J technique, making fun of each other for their (lack) of frisbee skills, pretending to have the ability to interpret the blobs of clouds into actual shapes. Your absolute favorite activity was people watching, however. 

“Ten bucks says that a break-up picnic.” Cal was laying with his head with his head in your lap, your fingers carding through his hair. 

“No way.” You mouth was full of strawberry shortcake, but you kinda lost your manners once you got as deep as you were into a bottle of cheap champagne. “Its a proposal for sure.”

Cal scoffed, always positive he was right no matter what. “And what makes you say that?” 

You brushed your hands off, swallowing the rest of your food and rinsing it down with more champagne. “Okay. See how he’s dressed? He’s wearing khakis and a nice polo, but grungy sneakers. This means he has something to dress up for, but clearly isn’t comfortable doing it. Also, note the way he keeps wiping his palms on the khakis and how he keeps putting his right hand in his pocket. He’s obviously nervous about something, and the pocket tells you its a physical thing, meaning proposal since breakup gifts aren’t a thing.” 

Cal snorted and glanced up at you. “You need to stop watching so much criminal minds. Its starting to get weird.” 

“Uh, you’re weird.” You scoffed, but Cal could still hear the smile behind it. 

Not even ten seconds later, the guy was on one knee, the ring making an appearance out of the guy’s pocket. Only, instead of hearing shouts of yes and kissing, the girl pushed the ring back down, shaking her head and grimacing. You and Cal quickly turned around, well aware that that wasn’t something you needed to be a part of. 

“Ouch.” Cal was clearly sympathetic, and you couldn’t blame him. Somethings were just pure cringe. 

“Huh. I guess this means we were both right, though.” You quickly changed the subject, trying to give the couple their metaphorical space. 

“Makes me think twice about doing this right now, but there’s no time like the present.” Cal was muttering under his breath, but you couldn’t tell whether his words were for you or for him. Right as you turned around to ask, though, Cal shot up, dragging you with him. 

Only for him to drop back down to one knee. And reach into his own pocket. 

[nnoitra-jiruga]

Heart (for the word game)

Let’s play a game! Give my muse a word, and they’ll say the first word that comes into their mind!

☽ Accepting ☾ @wild-pineapple-butt

Nnoitra made a vague evasive gesture, clearly demonstrating how disinterested he was about that subject. But not in talking with the shinigami. Nnoitra had decided over time Abarai’s company wasn’t the worst at all ; he was actually quite sufferable.

“ Isn’t it a bit racist Renji to ask me dat ? Jiruga cracked a hyena sinister snicker that lingered for some time, until he just shook his head, apparently amused. Ya speakin’ in da... metaphorical sense or da literal sense ? ‘Cause ya ain’t dat dumb right ? Ya know da brain creates emotions n shit like dat, not da heart. Da heart’s just a fuckin’ pump if ya give it a thought. So... yeah... I guess ya were hopin’ I’d say sumthin’ a littl’ more “romantic”, philosophical... but yeah... “pump”.”

 Actually he could have said gift too, as he was the kind of person who would definitely take the expression “to offer your heart to someone” in a very literal strict meaning.

[tcxastough]

i'll be your mr. handy any day. because i have multiple hands. and i'm useless in combat. and i'll do the dishes. and i'm only programmed to say like a handful of things.

【🔧】— “Wait so… are you an actual Mr. Handy… or are y’ some kinda mutant? How d’ you got multiple hands? Are they fully functional? Are they mechanical or biological? Did’ja fall into a vat of FEV ‘r sumthin’? Also, multiple hands, but not mulitple arms? D’ y’ just got more than one hand on each arm ‘r sumthin? Do y’ got hands fer feet like onn’a them primates? Or wait, is this onna them metaphors?” She seems to be way too focused on the multiple hands bit than the rest of your flirt.

[nerv0usm3chanic]

" Kiddos? I' everythin' a'right ... yeh been quiet all day 'n ah'm a' wee bit worried. Sumone mentioned sumthin' weird happened teh ... yeh're both a'right, right? " Lance had come to check on Arthur and Lucan. There was clear worry and panic in the older Kingsmen's voice, something that was rare to hear. And even rarer ... fear.

Lucan had hefted Arthur to lay on his bed - the soft surface being more comfortable than the floor - and took his seat in Arthur’s desk chair. While Lucan was the only one talking and offering ideas on how to tell Lance what happened, Arthur shrugged, shook his head, or outright barked or whined a response. The two continued this until they heard Lance outside Arthur’s door.

Arthur whined and tried to sink into the blanket he laid on. Lucan, however, figured it was best to metaphorically rip off the bandaid.

“Come on in, Da. This uh...yeh need ta see this t’believe it.” Arthur stared in disbelief at his cousin, trying not to vocalize his irritation. His focus went to the door when heard the knob jiggle and the door starts its creak open. The seal appendages clenched in nervous surprise.

[nireleet]

Hello! 

Dear followers and other tumblr-ites, I’ve been writing a choose your own adventure story! And as it is a little halloweenish, I’d like you to join me on a test run! 

The rules are: I’ll post the section with the options, everyone can reblog with their choice (the choices will be numbered), and then I’ll post the next section after I have a few people weighing in!

READY?

The ghost story

You don’t know your name or what you look like. But you do know that you are dead. Not metaphorically dead. Forreals dead. Dead as a doornail. You are a floaty ghosty dead spirit thingy. What are you going to do now?

1 Decide to close your ghostly eyes and disappear beyond the veil past this

mortal coil or whatever

2 Look around or sumthin

7 I’m not dead

[kennnysparks]

One way I keep peace of mind is by not looken at ppl. Like the ppl u look at and things u pay attention to can effect the work u produce. Sometimes this can help u or this can hurt u. If u are an artist or sumthin one way to stay original is to not look up to any ppl and don’t see anybody as the ideal or strive to only be you, another way to stay original as an artist is to limit what u look at and watch period. Everything u view could become a subconscious artistic influence so being picky about what u view will narrow down or focus the type of works u produce. If u only absorb fine wine then ur artistic works will be subliminally influences by fine wine basically metaphorically but if u absorb trash or garbage or negative lower vibrational material then ur art work will subliminally be influenced by those materials. Ur eyes are the prize right now. Ppl pay millions for marketing just to catch ur attention because they know u paying attention to what they want in front of u can influence u. The humon mind is like a sponge if u absorb negative content it will subliminal effect the content u produce wether or not u look up to the artist. If u don’t want to be influenced by a person or concept then the best idea is not to view it. Monitor what u follow be selective about what pops up in ur feed and what u choose to experience. A real friend will not take it personal if u choose to u follow them because u don’t agree with what they are posting or u can just MUTE the person so u don’t see anything they post unless u choose to view it and it still shows that u follow them. I choose not to follow ppl not to be mean but because I’m artistically very sensitive and don’t want to be u influenced by anybody involuntarily. U have some ppl that will post things just to negatively impact ur mood wether they know u or don’t know u, u have to protect ur peace as much as possible absorb what edifies u builds u up produces a better u or inspire u or that which is enjoyable to u avoid things that tear u down make u feel less or attempt to belittle u or destroy u. I never take it personal win a person choose to unfollow me or don’t follow me it’s not a big thing.... https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxy1XnCgKsv/?igshid=xf8m330b6riw

[ao3feed-mythology]

A Feastivus for All Seasons

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2ZIaEiS

by Darkrealmist

Chase marries Albert, but has no recollection of how they got there.

Words: 871, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 格闘料理伝説ビストロレシピ | Fighting Foodons (Anime), Chinese Mythology, Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament), Christian Bible (New Testament), Japanese Mythology, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types, Dragon Ball, Dragon Quest I, Dragon Quest II, Dragon Quest III, Dragon Quest Series, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Power Rangers, Kellogg's Rice Krispies "Snap Crackle & Pop" Commercials

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Makunouchi Zen | Chase, Ash | Albert, Makunouchi Karin | Kayla, Makunouchi Tsukiji | Chef Jack, Pi-tan | Pie Tin, Haoji | Oslo, Natsume | Coco, Miamia | Clawdia, Shabu Shabu | Tureen, Chu-Nyan | Rose Marinade, Cherison | Hot Doggone-It, Rawhide | Cowboyritto, Bo Bo Do Fu | Tofurious, Dohnan | Doughnut-So, Omlessa | Omelet, Meat Sword | Spaghettabout-It, Kaniguraa | Crab Quake, Kanikororon | Tater Tons, Chaaman | Fried Ricer, Shuu Might | Sir Dumpling, Ebimusha | Shrimp Daddy, Green Xiaolong | Dim-Sumthin' Special, Makkuron | Burnt Meatballs, Brightron | Palator, Tenshingu | Feastivus, Tropicolor | Fruit Turtle, Big Xiaolong | Dim-Sum Deluxe, Burger Brigade, Lizardon | Charizard, Kaiba Mokuba, Shenron | Eternal Dragon (Dragon Ball), Dragonlord (Dragon Quest), Rita Repulsa, Lord Zedd (Power Rangers), Serpentera (Power Rangers), Crackle (Kellogg's), Pop (Kellogg's)

Relationships: Makunouchi Zen | Chase/Ash | Albert, Rita Repulsa/Lord Zedd

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bonjour here are some more bc tbh I was very entertained reading ur answers!! also I'm glad u didn't think I was asking 2 many bc I am v curious! here we go: marmalade skies (also how would u describe ur style), everlasting daisy, pumpkin patch, daphne, angel's face, lunaria (isitmarvel), magnolia, moonflower, buttercup!!! okay that's all bye

yaaaas bitch lov u

marmalade skies; do you plan your outfits?

my style is Basic Bitch with a hint of art hoe ;) (honestly i jus wear comfy shirts with aliens or sumthin and high-waisted colorful jeans with floral boots. its a Look)

everlasting daisy; what’s the last dream you remember having?

i dont dream i just look into the void for 8 hours every night and sometimes it looks back

pumpkin patch; what’s your zodiac sign?

librHOE. honestly im the least libra person ever bc no one has ever been in lov with me. obvs not fulfilling my destiny im so sorry @ stars

daphne; do you believe in karma?

i mean i jus like being nice to people bc im that kind of bitch. if karma’s got its kiss for me it better be a soft peck bc i deserve it

angel’s face; what was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

my family didnt rly do bedtime stories. i spent my nights vocally contemplating my existence until my sister threw her pillow at me and told me to shut up. i was That Kid

lunaria; what’s your favorite fictional universe?

u kno me so well!! honestly superhero franchises have such big universes its hard to imagine other movies/shows to even have one. but honestly i’d like to live in the universe of His Dark Materials/Golden Compass bc i want a little soul pet to follow me around and give me advice (my daemon would prob be a cat tbh im basic i kno)

magnolia; coffee or tea?

neither sorry. the only tea i drink is metaphorical, honey. im an orange juice gal.

moonflower; what’s your favorite color?

light blue!!!!!! also light pink. i rly love pastels in general thx. im a soft bitc

buttercup; if you could change one thing in the world, what would it be? 

get rid of all that dumb Antagonistic Debate There’s-Only-One-Side-To-This-Story-And-It’s-Mine bullshit. lets just be nice to each other pls. im ur god now

send me questions if ur not a coward

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ALBUM REVIEW: Neck Deep "The Peace and The Panic" out 8/18/17 on Hopeless Records

Neck Deep is back with their new record “The Peace and The Panic” which is coming out tomorrow on Hopeless Records . The band has already released a chunk of the record with four music videos ahead of this week's release. We got an advanced copy from Hopeless Records and we get to listen to it and share our opinions on the record before you can get your claws and paws on it. So let's get it going!

  Tracklisting 1. Motion Sickness 2. Happy Judgement Day 3. The Grand Delusion 4. Parachute 5. In Bloom 6. Don't Wait (ft. Sam Carter) 7. Critical Mistake 8. Wish You Were Here 9. Heavy Lies 10. 19 Seventy Sumthin' 11. Where Do We Go When We Go

The record starts off with “Motion Sickness” and by far my favorite video of the record so far. Can I just say this ahead of time, I hear drums in records as much as I hear anything else. Neck Deep has become one of my favorites in pop punk from that aspect alone. Having a drummer who comes from the heavier side of underground music definitely multiplied their likability to drummers of all kinds. So they are already no matter what, at a complete advantage. Dani is a fucking madman. The breakdown at the end is fantastic and seals up such a good album opener of a tune. Pretty stoked on the rest of the record already.

Up next is “Happy Judgement Day” another song already released earlier this year on the record. Its groovy intro leads right into an upbeat verse that builds to a chorus that gives me the vibe of early MxPx, which couldn't be more of a compliment. “It all went up in flames, Happy Judgement Day” is fantastic. The idea that there is a smile on your face as the world is ending. I can completely relate to this considering every single thing in the world going wrong at the same time, and we're sitting here talking about pop punk music and doing dabs. Anyway, onto “The Grand Delusion” a bouncy beginning intro into a two-steppy verse of self-loathing that we can all appreciate. It's incredibly easy to lose yourself in anxiety and issues and that idea of “being anyone else but me” pushes this record into a little darker than I expected. Wait, was the world ending not dark enough? I guess not for my standards.

Fuck yeah, anyway onto “Parachute” which is a little slower but still a very bouncy tune bordering on sappy and loveable. Definitely a tune for the poppier side of Neck Deep's fan base. Definitely the Peace side of the Peace and the Panic. Some of these songs are clearly Peace and some are clearly Panic. They are also blending the emotions in these songs also. In Bloom does it all, it's softer, melodic, and easily the most radio friendly so far. I'm not a radio guy, so I can't say if it's on like 89x here or something. I can tell you I wouldn't be surprised if this was the tune that pushed them to another level here in America.

The next tune is what I have been waiting for and it is ironically called “Don't Wait” featuring Sam Carter of Architects. HOLY SHIT! Yeah! Fuck Yeah! This is bordering on STYG or Comeback Kid or even close to an early Story Of The Year. Nailed it. That's what I was looking for. Yeah I could hear them doing this song for sure, this is a good comparison and there is Sam to elevate it to an even heavier level. Yeah, this is easily my favorite song on the record. I could stop here and tell you this is a great album. Really proud of the dudes for putting this together and I'm stoked Hopeless Records gave a shit enough to get me this a few days before release. I know I'm at the bottom of the list, but I'm still on it.

Now after that overload of Panic, they balance it right back over to the Peace side with exactly what I knew was coming, b2b Peace tunes. After that heavier tune with Sam Carter, in order to keep this ebb and flow of Peace and Panic, they had to double it up. So “Critical Mistake” is another ND bouncy tune and “Wish You Were Here” is a beautiful acoustic jam. Neck Deep really sets up the pull between the two with the lyricism that paints a metaphorical picture from the chaos of today. For me this shit makes perfect sense, I can look on tv and see fucking craziness, look out the window and see it, turn around and see beauty in my life. Balancing between these two just might be why we're all so fucked up in the first place. “Wish You Were Here” embodies the panic through a peaceful and borderline blissful tune.

The next tune is “Heavy Lies” and it's bass heavy and jumpy, and drops into verses that show a diverse musicianship and growth from the previous tunes the band has put out. This is a fucking great song. I will be adding it to a couple playlists of mine, that's how much I like it. The second to last tune is “19 Seventy Something” kind of reminds me of Northern Soul that we grew up listening to in Michigan and Illinois. Our grandparent's music. Yeah, this is straight up Northern Soul influenced. I'm gonna guess the boys got tipsy and put on some fucking Jackie Wilson and got the fuck down. If this was a 45 and a shitty production quality instead of fantastic production value, I could hear it at the local Soul nights and shit until the ending where it goes full pop punk breakdown. I love it.

And they closed the record out with “Where Do We Go When We Go” and it makes 1000x more sense hearing this tune at the end of this record. Increasing its likeability in my household greatly. Placement on a record does a great deal still. I don't give a fuck what anyone says, that's my opinion. I want a whole record. Otherwise, put out singles. This is a whole record, with a concept, with soul and heart. I fucking love it. I'm sure some people will rag on it because there's people who just fucking hate everything. I hate a lot of music, seriously, I just refuse to promote shit I hate and give people and music I don't like or can get behind. I have that option doing this by myself, for myself. Go get this fucking record if pop punk is your thing. If it isn't, I don't know, check out that Jackie Wilson shit if you don't know about it baby!

“I just want to get one up on life, before it kills me.”

My favorite tunes are “Don't Wait” ft Sam Carter “Heavy Lies” the album opener “Motion Sickness” I really think “19 Seventy Something” and “In Bloom” are fantastic tunes for the lighter stuff and I really liked the closer “Where Do We Go When We Go”.

Thanks for this record dudes. I'm sure it's gonna do some good in the world. I know that's not anyone's intention when making music, but you can tell when a record is going to mean something to people. And well there ya go, ya did it. See them in February in Detroit too! Below you can find links for the presale of the record and the direct link for ticket sales for their 2018 Winter tour.

TOUR TICKETS: https://www.ndsoundcheckclub.com/ ALBUM PRESALE LINK: neckdeep.lnk.to/TPATP

In Bloom Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPzf_4dcL28 Happy Judgement Day Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1vfB0207bo Motion Sickness Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMorM6M2IlI Where Do We Go When We Go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1kVFuAdRx0