How to get your crush's attention: Jeremiah Valeska Edition
Step one: Break into his house
Step two: Bring up his childhood trauma
Step three: Threaten his mother and second father figure
Step four: Unresolved sexual tension
05x07
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Jeremiah: I lost my family too, Bruce. The wound still hasn't healed...I-..think about it often :(
Bruce, being a bitch: None of this is real! You're trying to manipulate me..it will never be real >:(
Jeremiah: *hurt cause Bruce doesn't understand him*
Me, slapping Bruce: MIAH I'M HERE FOR YOU, MY BABY! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! *hugs Jeremiah*
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I need these two weird guys who hate social interactions to get to know each other, become friends and eventually become a couple.
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"Don't be like that, dear brother. You know I couldn't let him live." Jerome draped himself over his twin's rigid back. "If Ol' Brucie could have just listened and stayed away from you, it wouldn't have had to come to this."
There was a pause.
Then a giggle, "that's a lie. You still liked him, and I couldn't have you thinking about him all the time instead of me."
Jerome let out a pleased sigh as he sat beside Jeremiah, who continued to glare at a wall with tears running down his face. He picked up Jeremiah's silverware- real silver, only the best for his picky brother after all- and cut off a piece of the steak he'd killed, cut, and cooked himself. Cooked to perfection with a bit of blood in the center, just the way Jeremiah liked it. He brought it to Jeremiah's sealed, trembling lips and cooed, "think of it this way, Miah, now Brucie will always be a part of you. Isn't that such a romantic goodbye?"
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Jeremiah: i left specific instructions for you and Ecco for while i'm away
Jerome, squinting at the post-it note: mine just says 'Jerome, no'
Jeremiah: i want you to apply it for every single thought you have
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'Red means I love you' is so Nygmobblepot and Wayleska coded, idk how to describe it. It's just them
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