#midgardian

[autumns-high-lady]

Portrait of Bryce Quinlan + a silly one that Hunt most definitely did lol

[alyceinwonderland777]

What if...Loki had a midgardian girlfriend? 💚

[lyfrassiredda]

introducing the unwilling captain of the Dynamos, former Inspector Second Class Lyfrassir Edda! 

The AU where lyfrassir tries to hunt the prison mechs down with their shiny new eldritch powers (and a gun) for ditching them while their system was vored by a crusty imperialist’s eldritch sugar mommy.

Unfortunately, they’re not the only survivor of a Near Mechs Encounter interested in finding the crew of the starship Aurora— not by a long shot.

[feral-sylki]

I am thinking too much about Loki’s love of earthen poetry and Sylvie’s love of earthen music

[incorrect-frozentricks-n-friends]

(Bucky and Loki trying out modern technology)

Loki: hey Siri...

(Siri chime)

Loki: call us "Daddy"

Siri: I don't see a father in your contacts, what's your father's first and last name-

(She just continues to ramble on Bucky just starts laughing and Loki turns red, slightly embarrassed but trying not to laugh with Bucky)

Loki(awkwardly): welllll... about that...

[annachum]

Some Midgardian outfits I can see Sigyn of Alfheim wear

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[loki-laufeychild]

Pick a number 1-63

???

...42?

[stupidrant]

NOT THRUDS GRANDADDY THE OLD PIMP LMAOOOOO odin reallg silky johnson'd his way into every realm and bankrupt it. he thought he was slick rick but in reality he was actually slippin jimmy, caught lacking by kratos & 'nem. now kratos has become the don

the second i saw him i was like who the fuck is this pimp wannabe 😐 and i know sms did that on purpose to make him look like a citizen with a more snooty undertone and its hilarious 😭😭 kratos being a new ruler of the nine realms AND he looks dashing in that fur coat? 😏 thats what odin dreams to look like

[malinastharlock]

Hey Zetans, I heard from a trusted source (History Channel) you're looking to make some hybrids. 😏

[worstloki]

You all act like Loki had a terrible time for thousand years on Asgard, as if he is not a menace himself. I don't care about Frigga and Odin but stop blaming everything on Thor, he is fucking not responsible for Loki, never was and never will be, yet he is the only one cared. 'Thor courted war, Thor this, Thor that....... That's why Loki is what he is' put your opinion inside your ass and move on. At least Thor had duties and responsibilities as the heir, what did Loki do other than causing trouble for Thor and others. He literally had little to no responsibility, of course he would develop stupid ass ideas in his head with all that free time. DO NOT FUCKING PREACH THAT LOKI WAS POWERLESS AGAINST ALL THE 'atrocities' "COMMITTED AGAINST HIM(WHATEVER THE FUCK THOSE WHERE). He was a prince and if he suffered being mocked by others in silence than it's his fault. You see Thor was not gonna protect him all the time you know.

You midgardian queens are going nowhere with that attitude about Thor. Loki is such an annoying fucking bastard like ugh I feel bad for those who had to bear with him for thousand years because he's a prince. Poor Thor, loki ruined his life to dust, killed his parents, led to destruction of Asgard and what not. He should have died when Laufey discarded him. I guess Laufey is the smartest person around who got rid of a demon.

'uwu loki is so innocent, he's so cute, he's done nothing wrong, he was forced... He was forced to live, he was forced to live in luxury, he was forced to live with Thor uwu. What a terrible life being the Prince of the realm eternal. Thor's existence made life so difficult for him.'

It's like you don't know how is it to grow up with siblings, it's not a big deal and very common to have different mindset and one often takes part in their siblings bs even though they are least interested in it or don't agree with. One gets jealous of the sibling but with Loki, it was to to the point of killing Thor to the destroyer (don't come up with the lame excuse of how it helped Thor to be worthy again) Shut the fuck up.

This is so funny im just going to not touch it

[txe-txunderer]

((Finished Thor with my take on Warrior's Madness!))

[kateslife15]

Midgardian Loki! Avengers 2012 behind the scenes!#tomhiddleston #hiddlestoners #hiddlestonfan #hiddles #hiddleston #hiddlesfan #loki #avengers #bts #behindthescenes #midgardianloki

[beheworthy]

Something I noticed after watching the dark world again: jane let go of thor's hands when frigga approaches them in the palace. Do you think she was trying to hide that they were together?

Aw no, not at all! She was just being shy as anyone would be meeting their boyfriend's mother. Like, she wouldn't want to meet her while embracing him lol.

There's no point hiding anyway. It's obvious her boyfriend's mother knows if even his father knows.

(Her reaction here was 'you told your dad about me :D' and I was like 'girl, priorities! Also, what do you think that conversation was like between Odin and Thor lol?!')

[woundedheartwithin]

Loki spake: 3. "In shall I go | into Ægir's hall, For the feast I fain would see; Bale and hatred | I bring to the gods, And their mead with venom I mix."

The Poetic Edda, Lokasenna 3 Henry Adams Bellows’s translation (1936)

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[statisticalcats2]

omg I just realized at some point after Tony and Peter have gotten married, Tony is absolutely gonna call Loki "mom" because it's too funny to pass up gfyrheiuwdwi

[yuelaos-codex]

Ship Songs (no, not shanties)

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Oh boy oh boy. We all know I have one (1) ship so I'm going full blast dhsjjsjska. The songs are (kind of) arranged by their storyline. Emoji/s represent the perspective/s of the songs.

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Your braids like a pattern Love you to the moon and to Saturn Passed down like folk songs The love lasts so long // And I've been meaning to tell you I think your house is haunted Your dad is always mad and that must be why And I think you should come live with me And we can be pirates Then you won't have to cry Or hide in the closet And just like a folk song Our love will be passed on

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You're rarer than a can of dandelion and burdock And those other girls are just postmix lemonade // Be cruel to me, 'cause I'm a fool for you

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All of my friends think I've gone crazy But they don't know me like my baby

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Uh, I just killed my ex Not the best idea Killed his girlfriend next, how'd I get here? I just killed my ex I still love him, though Rather be in Hel than alone

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I hold my anger in my stomach And I'm starting to have side effects From hating you this much // And I'm paraphrasing now But the gist of it was how you never loved me Only in it for the sex And I really don't get how You can say that and be proud of it We both know you were in deeper than that

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'Cause this is the fifth time I've taken you back It's the fourth time that we've relapsed It's the third second chance that I've given you For the first time, let this be the last

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Since the love that you left is all that I get, I want you to know that If I can't be close to you, I'll settle for the ghost of you I miss you more than life (more than life) And if you can't be next to me, your memory is ecstasy I miss you more than life, I miss you more than life

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All of these lines across my face Tell you the story of who I am So many stories of where I've been And how I got to where I am But these stories don't mean anything When you've got no one to tell them to It's true, I was made for you Oh yeah, well it's true That I was made for you

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And I was catching my breath Staring out an open window Catching my death And I couldn't be sure I had a feeling so peculiar That this pain would be for Evermore // And I was catching my breath Floors of a cabin creaking under my step And I couldn't be sure I had a feeling so peculiar This pain wouldn't be for Evermore