#midnight existencial crisis

[mysticalthingphantom]

i want to look like a 70's hippie, like a 60's groupie, like a twink, like a butch, like a rockstar, like a middle age writer from the 1800, like a witch, like god itself, i want to be so genderless or genderfull people i'll never see me as one thing or the other but just me. does that make sense? no, but lets pretend it does. i like to be girly but i don't always feel like a girl. sometimes I look at the mirror and i don't recognize the person looking at me at all, but i also like my body so it makes me feel guilty talk about gender issues when i don't feel gender dysphoria just don't like to always be seen as a girl??? does that make sense? i hate to explain my thoughts

[10th-no-name-person]

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[kanene-yaaay]

Random Sanders Sides Headcannons because you can't stop me lol <3.

* Logan only dabs and/or T-poses when Virgil is near and is the only one paying attention to him because seeing his antonished face and attempts to make everyone acknowledge what Logan just did and no one beliving is just too much fun-

* Patton swears a lot when he don't get enough sleep along with being a bit cranky and making some dirty puns.

* Logan is used to have a good and healthy amount of sleep, so, when this don't happens his thinking process gets super slow and even at simple questions like: "What day is?" will get him squinting his eyes, looking up, frowning and is almost possible to see the gears moving in his head before answering.

* Roman swears in Spanish only because watching Logan trying to decipher what he just said always lights up his mood.

* Virgil knows how to swear in a lot of languages.

* Patton and Dragon Witch are always having tea parties.

* Virgil can sleep with his eyes open. He almost gave a heart attack to Patton who innocently was in his way to his midnight snack when looked at the Freeze and found him asleep there.

* Patton and Logan has caught each other so many times in the kitchen eating sweets (Patton with his cookies and Logan with his Crofters) in middle of night that they made a silent agreement to just ignore it and never brings the subject in any conversation.

* Virgil can fits and sleeps anywhere. One day they found him sleeping in the cupboard.

* Logan and Roman both talk while asleep. One time they managed to have a entire conversation about buying a bear and teaching it karate before Patton couldn't hold his laughter anymore and just fell of the couch wheezing.

* Virgil has a video tape. He is planning to give them a copy on Christmas.

* On April's Fool they had the biggest Prank War the Mind Palace had ever seen... They do not talk about that... It's known as 'The 2018's Accident'.

* Virgil never told Logan that, in his first moments on the Light Sides he was afraid of him because one day he went to call him to dinner and when the purple lover opened his door the logical side was crackling madly while held a sample and shouting 'I WAS WAITING FOR YOU!!'.

* Logan just gets very excited with his little experiments, on this spefic day he was happy because his homemade crystals had finally crystalized.

* Patton and Roman have duets every morning before breakfast, when Virgil feels like it he likes to ruin them singing villain's songs. Logan just wants to drink his coffee.

* November is a very confuse period full of Halloween (Virgil's courtesy) and Christmas (Thanks to Roman) themed songs.

* No one ever managed to discover how Patton ends stuck in random places. One day they found him waving from the chandelier. Patton don't have any idea neither.

* Logan automatically falls asleep if someone combs his hair. They call it his 'shut down button'.

* Virgil purrs when he is completely relaxed and/or happy. Patton was the first to found out: they were hugging and he barely held an excited squeal when realized what was happening. Logan found out when they were sharing the couch and Virgil showed him some songs from his phone, he couldn't stop himself from smile until the end of the day, and Roman discovered during a movie night when Virgil fell sleep, his head calmy resting on his shoulder. The prince deny until nowdays the blush which covered his face.

* Roman don't talk anymore with Virgil about Conspiring Theories since the month where he went to an existencial crisis thinking if everything around him was created by his powers and he had simply forgotten to get out from this dream.

* Roman uses to conjure random crazy things when tired. Do not enter in the kitchen if he haven't had his morning coffee yet.

* Logan puffs his cheeks when angry.

* Virgil is banned from the kitchen because of his random epiphanies over food and since the day he was found baking a Macaron an' cheese bread because, quoting: "Life is too short to care if it's breakfast or lunch".

* Logan: I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH FACTS AND LOGIC *grabs encyclopedia and Y E E T*

* Patton gets random giggles fits. Everyone is dumbstruck with his adorabless.

* Roman literally jumps everytime he has a brainstorming and he already fell of the stairs a lot of time due these.

* Virgil can crack his knuckles, neck, knees and elbows and the first time the others found out about that they though he was falling apart.

* One day Roman got grounded for a week and he never knew why.

[~ * ~] Dark Sides [~ * ~]

* One day Deceit diguised himself as Patton and grounded Roman for a week.

* Remus and Logan sometimes became parthers in experiments.

* From the same creators of 'Virgil is like a cat' here comeeees: Deceit as a cat. Just- just picture it: Logan trying to do his work and Deceit goes and just lays on his laptop, or Patton staring him with his Dad Look while he slowly throw some cup from the counter, or even Roman taking a nap on the couch when Deceit lays and sleep on top of him, he and Virgil having hisses' competitions, he giving dead rats to Remus...

* Roman and Deceit had a Flirt Battle. It's an anual holiday in the Mind Palace.

* Remus randomly screams "HOLD ME" and just COMES FROM NOWHERE AND JUMPS in someone. Since he screams loud enough for all the Mind Palace to hear, no one never know who is going to be his victim.

* Remus designed Deceit's clothes.

* Deceit is the one capable to give Patton a Dad Look, which the last always answer with Puppy Eyes. It is always a tough battle.

* Remus shines in the dark.

* One time Deceit tried to flirt with Logan saying he was hot, then Logan asked him if his eyes were heat and/or UV sensibles and then they spent the rest watching documentaries about snakes.

* Remus and Roman's duels NEVER are restricted only to the Imagination's Realm. Their battle is eternal and the world shall be their arena...... Well, at least until they break something and then scatter and pretend that they weren't even near to the object when it found its unfortunated fate.

* Pattons and Remus usually trades recipes. Sometimes they have poisons on it, but is easy to remove them before any harm is really done. The taste is always perfect, though.

* Remus usually wanders naked through the Mind Palace.  (I mean, this one is almost cannon.)

[noircartoons]

asking philosophical questions to myself and having an existencial crisis on tumblr dot com and it's not even midnight yet

[memxriis]

send me a ✵ + a ship and i’ll tell you who does what at christmas!

who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off?: Taehyon, porque tiene un carácter del demonio y seguramente ni siquiera le costaría horas terminar enredado y molesto, solo un par de minutos 

who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?: Yonghwa ??? Es que es un bebé, no sé 

who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies?: Yonghwa también, porque Taehyon es demasiado tsundere (?) para el mundo 

who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas?: Yonghwa, es que ya sabes que Tae no admitiría que le gustan las cursilerías 

who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping?: Taehyon, realmente le gusta que los regalos que compra sean sorpresa y se mantengan así hasta el día de navidad

who insists on making snow angels?: Yonghwa porque sigue siendo un bebito precioso

who put christmas outfits on all the pets?: Yonghwa. De seguro, Tae considera innecesaria la ropa en las mascotas, pero lo acepta solo porque Yong está muy feliz (?)

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in?: Van con su familia, por supuesto. Namgi no permitirá que lo abandonen en las festividades 

who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers?: Yonghwa. Tae le teme a hacer el ridículo (?) 

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present?: Yonghwa, creo que le entusiasman más las festividades que a Tae y por eso quiere que todo sea bonito y perfecto

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year?: Taehyon pERO QUÉ ES ESTE MILAGRO AAAAAAHHHHHHHH. Solo lo sugiere porque él es artista y sabe que puede hacer algo bonito lol

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame?: Yonghwa *guiño guiño* ya sabemos para qué o por qué 

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm?: Taehyon pffff, siempre lo veo y pienso que no resiste ni un vaso de cerveza bye

who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real?: Taehyon, gracias por asistir a esta charla tan obvia, adiós┊& ( @tigerblccd​ )

who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off?: Birna porque siempre se fastidia un montón cuando las cosas no salen como ella quiere 

who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?: Birna, es una glotona (?)

who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies?: Birna también, no sé si a Nola le gusten esas películas clichés de navidad, pero esta mujer las ama 

who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas?: Birna, como acabo de decir (?), le encanta el romanticismo cLICHÉ JAJAJA

who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping?: Nola, porque Birna es demasiado curiosa y obviamente se puede arruinar la sorpresa ella sola

who insists on making snow angels?: Birna, es como una niña pequeña, sabes??? 

who put christmas outfits on all the pets?: Birna también, le gusta vestirlos con suéters de navidad  y gorritos 

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in?: Con la familia, al menos la de Birna porque son personas muy hogareñas y aquí tampoco queremos que Nola deba pasar una navidad solita o triste o no sé 

who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers?: Birna jaja, sigue siendo una niña en el fondo de su corazón y propone cualquier cosa que se le cruza por la mente 

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present?: Esta sí pienso que es Nola, porque se me hace muy bonito, fin 

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year?: La verdad??? Birna no es muy hábil en eso, no creo que lo haga. IDK si Nola lo haría ay

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame?: Birna, para llenar de besitos a Nola todo el santo día y en todas partes 

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm?: No las veo como personas que beban sin mesura (?)

who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real?: Creo que ninguna, me parecen demasiado suavecitas en ese sentido  

who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off?: Arlo, no sé por qué pero nadie me hará cambiar de parecer, adiós

who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?: Camille, es obvio, le da una crisis existencial y recurre a la comida + mensajearle a Althea

who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies?: Camille, más que por el gusto hacia la película, para poder pasar más tiempo con Arlo 

who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas?: Camille ama la música, pero no tanto así las canciones navideñas, así que debe ser Arlo digo(?)

who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping?: Arlo, porque creo que sí le gustaría sorprender a Camille 

who insists on making snow angels?: Ambos, porque son unos bebés ah

who put christmas outfits on all the pets?: Arlo, él tiene la debilidad más marcada por los animalitos ññññ

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in?: Obvio que con su familia, se deben reunir todos los Kang y los Park a celebrar 

who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers?: Arlo, si él no se lo pide de seguro a Camille ni se le ocurre ponerse algo tan feo

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present?: Arlo!!! no mandó a envolver sus regalos para nada (?)

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year?: Camille!!! Porque vio una idea en YT o algo así y ahora quiere replicarla 

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame?: iba a decir Camille, pero de verdad me gusta la idea de que sea Arlo *sad emoji*

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm?: Ninguno, ellos no son bebedores (?

who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real?: cuando se trata de niños, los dos tienen demasiada paciencia porque tuvieron que cuidar de sus hermanitos pequeños, así que aquí nadie arruina ilusiones navideñas 

who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off?: Hyeyoung, porque si le pasara a Hyunjung se quedaría lloriqueando entre las luces, las cosas como son (?)

who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?: Ambas, se alimentan en la boca con los chocolates como las preciosas esposas que son 

who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies?: Hyeyoung, porque a Hyunjung le daría mucha pena pedirle algo así 

who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas?: Hyunjung y ahora no le da vergüenza porque se trata de música hmm!

who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping?: Hyunjung, se esfuerza mucho buscando un regalo bonito y obviamente no quiere que Hyeyoung lo vea antes de tiempo

who insists on making snow angels?: Hyeyoung porque ella es la más divertida de esta relación (?)

who put christmas outfits on all the pets?: Hyeyoung también, tan linda que es ella

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in?: La pasan con la familia de Hyeyoung y quizás los hermanos de Hyunjung pero nunca con sus padres bye

who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers?: Hyunjung!! es como lo único que pide como deseo navideño 

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present?: Hyunjung *más emojis sad*

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year?: Hyeyoung, pero seguramente a ambas les sale mal y deben comprar algo ya hecho jajaja

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame?: Hyeyoung *guiño guiño*

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm?: Hyunjung, ni siquiera es porque le encante beber pero la copa de champaña del brindis ya la mareó lol

who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real?: ninguna, son nuestras niñas más soft y preciosas, no pueden!!!!

[electroma89]

binch, quiero todas esas preguntas del ask owo

Me mataste con lo del binch xD

You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

“hey sexy gurl”

What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

a 5 years relationship

If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

of course, he’s against drugs, so something very serious is going on if he starts doing drugs

Is your last name longer than six letters?

G-O-N-Z-Á-L-E-Z (8 letters)

Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober

Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

a long time ago, yes

What does your last received text say?

“puta oh” (something like “oh fuck”)

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

i haven’t been counting, but in 5 years it must be a lot

Where was your last kiss at?

the street

When is the last time you saw your sister?

i don’t have siblings

What do you drink in the morning?

a glass of water first thing in the morning, then chocolate milk or tea with milk at breakfast

Where did you sleep last night?

in the pines, in the pines… ok no, in my bed

Do you think relationships are hard?

like relationships in general? no

If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

yeah, but nothing major, there hasn’t been much exciment this year (which is ok considering 2017 and 2016 were fucking hell, but I’m starting to get bored)

You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

not at all, do not disturb

Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

cloudy but not rainy, sunny but not too sunny

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

no D:

Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

sweatpants

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

that’s the plan, i don’t know what’s gonna happen tomorrow, but my intentions are going on with this relationship

Does anyone like you?

i mean i hope so, or this past 5 years would have been really akward

Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

almost

Is the last person you kissed gay?

well he isn’t straight that’s for sure

Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

absolutely, i think everyone know someone like that

Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

no, i don’t like them

In the past week have you cried?

no, but i’ve been pretty stressed about life and existencial crisis

What breed was the last dog you saw?

a mix between poodle and maltese (my baby grandpa)

Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

out, of course, what kind of question is this

Have you ever kissed a football player?

no, not my type

Do you think you’re old?

in days like this, when everything fucking hurts, yeah, but most days i think i’m young, running out of time but still young

Do you like text messaging?

yup, better than phone calls *cringes*

What type of day are you having?

lame lazy day, that kind of day when you go “meh”

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

yup, pretty seriously

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

after 5 months of cold weather i’m kinda desperate for some warm (not hot tho)

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

“opposite sex” huehuheuhue (intersex laugh in the distance), there’s a lot of people who mean the world to me

Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship

Are you a simple or complicated person?

i think we’re all pretty complicated

What song are you listening to?

none, i’m watching a movie, the last song i listened was “stargazer” by rainbow

When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

yes, if i don’t mean it i don’t say it

Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

i think you fit this description, fam

What made you start liking the person you like now?

i could be myself around him, relaxed and authentical

When did you last receive a text message?

like 10 min ago? 15?

What is wrong with you right now?

oh BOY, i don’t wanna go into details here, but there’re quite a few things that could be better right now

How well do you know the last female you texted?

mmm not that much, i watched her videos and we talk a bit through DM, she seems nice

Does anyone disgust you?

pfff, racists, bigots, xenophobes, aphoraphobes (is that a word in english? it means you hate poor people), that kind of “people”

Would you date someone right now if they asked?

if my bf ask me, then yes

Are you in a good mood right now?

very neutral i must say

Who was the last person you talked to in person?

besides my family? i think it was my bf

What color shirt are you wearing?

white shirt under a black and white pullover

Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yeah, everyday pretty much

Anyone you’re giving up on?

kinda

Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

nah

Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

i always can, it’s hard and it sucks but if it’s necessary i do it

Do you like rain?

if i’m indoors then yes

Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

no, i also drink

Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

a few times

Do you like to cuddle?

depends on my mood, but mostly yes

Are you shy?

at first

Do you get along with girls?

yes

Have you dated the person you texted last?

we still are

What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone, my glasses (on my face)

If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

bring it on

Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

i’ve been 5 years doing this, fam

Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

for the last time, YES

The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

forehead and cheeks and i love it

Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

idk how to answer this, i went to a kawaii fair and i was overwhelmed, i bought a skull cup and it’s cute af

How old are the last three people you kissed?

they’re all my age, older by a few months

Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

pay, but my mom do my nails and i do her skincare routine

Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

do i have to choose? zebra print is more bearable then

Do you have any stickers on your car?

no

Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

idk who luke byran is, so i pick lil wayne

Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?

android, my apps are always compatible with my phone, and they have good cameras too you cowards

When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

oh jesus, a long time ago, now i only eat homemade pizza

Do you like diet soda?

i don’t like soda, period (i only drink soda when i eat fast food, but i always drink like half of a cup, or i ask if they have juice)

What color are the walls in your room?

a hideous light blue i hate with a passion (i’m changing it next month thank god)

Are you 16 or older?

god this ask list are so mean, i’m 28 ok? TWENTY EIGHT *sobs*

Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

no, but my cousin does, says is pretty good

Do you have a job?

i do a few things here and there, but i need something stable like RIGHT NOW, economy is fucked up as shit in my country tho, so things are like a bit HUGELY hard

What are your initials?

F C G J

Did you ever have braces?

i have braces RIGHT NOW

Are you from the south?

yes, i’m from the south… SOUTH AMERICA BITCHES!

What does your last status on facebook say?

i don’t use facebook lol

Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

no, i really hope he’s doing ok

Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

mom

Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

gymnastics when a was a little kid

What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

jesus, was it the fifth wave? i don’t remember, oh but i’m gonna see bohemian rhapsody in november and I CAN’T WAIT FAM

Do you smoke?

no, and i’ve never tried

Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

flip flops of course, i don’t like pain

Is your phone touch screen?

yes

Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

straight

Have you ever snuck out of your house?

no

Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

i prefer the sea, but lakes and pools are cool too

Have you ever made out in a car?

yes

…Had sex in a car?

no

Are you single or in a relationship?

JESUS ISN’T IT CLEAR? I’M SINGLE!… i mean IN A RELATIONSHIP!

What were you doing last night at midnight?

falling asleep

When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

new year’s eve

Do you like the camera on your phone?

fuck yes, i love the pics i take

Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

yeah, when i was a teen

Have you ever passed out from drinking?

just once, is not nice, so i avoid reaching that point

Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

i said i don’t use facebook, but no, i wouldn’t be, that’s ridiculous

Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?

no

Name your favorite Kesha song:

i don’t know any, i think i’ve heard “praying”?

Do you have any tan lines right now?

with this weather? lmao, my skin hasn’t seen sunlight in like 5 months

Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

i wouldn’t wear cowboy boots, period

This was super fun, fam. Ahora te toca.

[al-mayurqa]

even tho I’m not christian anymore every year I go to the midnight mass just to see the song of the Sibyl (An actual child with an actual sword singing about the Apocalypse) because I love to have an existencial crisis on christmas you know

[bleusarcelle]

BLUE IT IS ALMOST MIDNIGHT ON A MONDAY WHY THE HECKIE ARE YOU STILL UP GO TO BED!! PULL A LANCE, NOT A PIDGE PLEASE!!

Bc tiME IS NOT REAL AND I HAVENT SEEN MY SON LANCE THE ENTIRE DAY.

(also, existencial crisis)

(also 2, hi, how are you? You doing good? I like u anon)

[mysticalthingphantom]

apparently my trust issues CAN cockblock me (metaphorical because i don’t have a cock or interest in one. more in the sense that maybe my sexual related fears are probably more connected with my insecurities than i thought? )