#miralea

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No, no, you misunderstood me. The best trope isn't the villain gets the girl, the best trope is the girl gets the villain.

The Last Dragonborn, after getting Miraak from Apocrypha, probably

[xxmaddisonrosei]

Seareadual is on

Due 10 February 2019. Next to be upheld for thy day of Seareadual. Yep, this is good

[miraleawillow-blog]

Red Gate was once collapsed

Lisa once told me that she had a gate that was a fine gate. I am diswench in this case. She was a red Egypt mau for Animalia and she failed to grab Areandea’s gemstone. She didn’t have it but yes I could be right. Eleanae told me I shouldn’t steal gemstone and she bellowed out that I ruined her hair. I yelled out I didn’t. So yep she did lose it at me. Goodbye -Mirabellea sharing Miraleas account

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Frea: Please beware, Miraak has a sweet tongue, but his intentions are evil.

The Last Dragonborn: You know, if you kiss him all the time, he'll be silent and won't do any harm . . .

Frea: *coughs*

Miraak: She's not wrong, though.

Miraak: *winks*

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Last Dragonborn: Let's take the relationship to the next level, where I force you into a humiliating couples costume.

Miraak:

Miraak: Challenge accepted.

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Hermaeus Mora, about Miraak: He would die for me.

Last Dragonborn: Yeah, but he would live for me, so who's really winning?

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Last Dragonborn: Once, I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with some random girl.

Last Dragonborn: Last night, I lost Miraak at a function and found him outside trying to befriend a stray fox.

Last Dragonborn: Upgrades.

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Don't listen to anything Hermaeus Mora says. He's an asshole.

Miraak, to the Last Dragonborn, probably

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Last Dragonborn: Hey, I’m about to get in the shower. You wanna join me?

Miraak: There’s a destruction staff taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.

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Last Dragonborn: I challenge you to a duel.

Miraak: Very well. Weapons?

Last Dragonborn: Compliments.

Miraak: A capital idea.

Last Dragonborn: Thank you, I — ah! I see you've dueled before!

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Miraak, writing a love poem for the Last Dragonborn: Roses are red,

Miraak: Candies are sweet—

Paarthurnax: —he wants to die.

Odahviing: lmao yeet

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The Last Dragonborn, about Miraak: Listen, I know he is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to himself and others. But have you ever considered that he is tall, sad, and I love him.

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Miraak: The Last Dragonborn is playing hard to get.

Miraak: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Miraak: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Last Dragonborn: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Miraak: No!

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Last Dragonborn: It is so nice seeing you embrace therapy. Unfortunately, you need an exorcist.

Last Dragonborn: But you know, baby steps.

Last Dragonborn: *splashes Miraak with holy water*

Miraak: . . .

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Miraak: It appears you have stolen my heart. Give it back, and we will have no problems.

Last Dragonborn, hugging him: No. 💗