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[wulfums]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! From Allan, his cousin Peleeken and their husbands!

[reeltalk84]

When Kevin McCallister Saved Christmas

Interviewer: Good morning, everyone! We have an extraordinary guest with us today—the young mastermind behind last night's antics, Kevin McCallister. Welcome, Kevin!

Kevin: Hey, thanks for having me. It's been a, uh, interesting night.

Interviewer: I can only imagine! Let's jump right in. Last night, you faced off against two rather persistent burglars, Harry and Marv. Can you walk us through how you managed to outsmart them?

Kevin: Well, it was all about thinking on my feet, you know? First, I realized I had the house to myself, and it was a little weird, but then I figured I could make the best of it. So, I set up all these traps to slow down Harry and Marv. I knew they wouldn't give up easily.

Interviewer: Those traps were quite ingenious! Did you come up with them on the spot, or had you been planning this for a while?

Kevin: Honestly, it was a bit of both. I've always been a bit of a troublemaker, so I had some ideas in my head. But when it came down to it, a lot of it was improvised. Like the paint cans? That was pure instinct.

Interviewer: Impressive! Now, we have to talk about the Wet Bandits. What was going through your mind when you learned about their less-than-savory plans?

Kevin: Shock, mostly. I mean, who'd think a couple of burglars would target our neighborhood? But once I got over the shock, it was all about protecting my home. My family might drive me crazy, but they're MY family, you know?

Interviewer: Absolutely. And speaking of family, how do you think your family is going to react when they return and find out what happened?

Kevin: (laughs) Oh, they're going to be so mad. But I hope they'll also be a bit impressed. Maybe I'll even get away with a few extra cookies for dessert.

Interviewer: You certainly earned them! Now, as we wrap up, any lessons you've learned from this experience?

Kevin: Yeah, I think the big one is that family is important, even if they drive you nuts. And, uh, maybe not to wish your family away, even when they're annoying. Oh, and that aftershave stings!

Interviewer: Wise words, Kevin. Thank you for taking the time to talk with us today. We wish you the best as you clean up the aftermath of last night's adventure!

Kevin: Thanks! And remember, don't try this at home. Or, you know, maybe do. It was kind of fun.

Interviewer: (laughs) You heard it here, folks. That concludes our interview with the one and only Kevin McCallister. Until next time!

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Cant Eat At Anyones House

by mischiefmaster The batfam is plotting on how to make Alfred’s birthday memorable. Chaos ensures. Words: 2255, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake (DCU), Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne Relationships: platonic Batfamily - Relationship, batfamily members - Relationship Additional Tags: Humor, Batfamily (DCU), Domestic Batfamily (DCU), Chronically ill Jason Todd mentioned, Alfred’s birthday, kitchen shenanigans, english is not my first language have mercy on me via https://ift.tt/zQ42ZO8

[thewasandshouldbeking]

Would you look at this bullshit??

[wulfums]

Drew this while listening to the Cusack Creatures Christmas album :) !! Peleeken and his husband Rowdy are visiting cousin Allan for Christmas this year! No they weren't invited.

[wulfums]

Peleeken and Rowdy's children! Their twins, Rascal and Ivor!

Rascal- She is soooo hyper and overly-friendly. She really takes after Peleeken in that way. She loves trying to help Rowdy grill!!!!! Yes she has set fires. Yes Rachel is a really really bad influence on her but allowed to talk to her anyways.

Ivor- Every 100 or So years another color of Peleeken is born, and it was Time. This time it was Ivory Peleeken (This lore will make more sense once S3 actually comes out lol its based on the ep I saw early)! He goes by Ivor for short. Hes very fluffy except his head. Which is weird and bald. Hes very shy and scared of a lot of things.

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The YOLO s3 trailer dropped which means I can finally do fanart that includes Peleeken's cousins without it being a spoiler teehee

They are very supportive of their cousin's gay furry marraige :)

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Cant Eat At Anyones House

by mischiefmaster The batfam is plotting on how to make Alfred’s birthday memorable. Chaos ensures. Words: 2255, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: DCU (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake (DCU), Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne Relationships: platonic Batfamily - Relationship, batfamily members - Relationship Additional Tags: Humor, Batfamily (DCU), Domestic Batfamily (DCU), Chronically ill Jason Todd mentioned, Alfred’s birthday, kitchen shenanigans, english is not my first language have mercy on me via https://ift.tt/zQ42ZO8

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Cant Eat At Anyones House

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/zQ42ZO8 by mischiefmaster The batfam is plotting on how to make Alfred’s birthday memorable. Chaos ensures. Words: 2255, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake (DCU), Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne Relationships: platonic Batfamily - Relationship, batfamily members - Relationship Additional Tags: Humor, Batfamily (DCU), Domestic Batfamily (DCU), Chronically ill Jason Todd mentioned, Alfred’s birthday, kitchen shenanigans, english is not my first language have mercy on me read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/zQ42ZO8

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Cant Eat At Anyones House

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/zQ42ZO8 by mischiefmaster The batfam is plotting on how to make Alfred’s birthday memorable. Chaos ensures. Words: 2255, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: DCU (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake (DCU), Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne Relationships: platonic Batfamily - Relationship, batfamily members - Relationship Additional Tags: Humor, Batfamily (DCU), Domestic Batfamily (DCU), Chronically ill Jason Todd mentioned, Alfred’s birthday, kitchen shenanigans, english is not my first language have mercy on me read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/zQ42ZO8