#miss tessburger

[its-short-for-jackalope]

no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

[gone-to-oregone]

I’ve posted these already, but no one is talking about my favorite bitch (/aff) Miss Tessburger

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Miss Tessburger, texting: "Stephanie."

Steph, texting: "I'm at school what do you want?"

*missed call*

Steph: "I said I'm literally at school right now."

*missed call*

Steph: "I can't call right now"

*missed call*

*missed call*

*missed call*

*missed call*

Miss Tessburger: "PICK UP THE PHONE."

Steph: "TEXT ME WHAT YOU

NEED."

Miss Tessburger: "Your father wants to know where the peanut butter is."

[blueberry-bar]

Nightmare Time By Me Pt. 1

[tincan-tophat]

Almost certainly reaching here, BUT

Three separate Kim characters who are exclusively referred to as Miss _____?

The implications?????

[nerdyprudesmuststim]

miss tessburger, miss mulberry & miss holloway stimboard :3

⛧ with agere stims !

☾ rq'd by @deepcolorturtle !

how cool would it be if they revealed that miss tessburger is actually miss holloway? & that she works for the mayor to keep an eye out on the black book? theory time

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[weltato]

1am thought: NPMD swap!au

Idk if this has been thought up before but-

Instead of Pete, Richie and Ruth as the nerd trio, they're the bully trio. Max, Kyle and Jason become the nerd trio.

So obviously, Steph and Grace switch places too. Mark Chasity swaps with Mayor Solomon Lauter, Karen Chasity swaps with Miss Tessburger ig, simples.

The LiB are eldritch gods and so gender and sex do not apply, but you can switch their actors for funsies.

As for who is who in the trios: Pete is Max (bc MC and also love interests are swapped so makes sense), Ruth is Kyle (did you see him with that cheerleader? Ruth energy fr) so that leaves Richie as Jason (aka, Richie telling Jason to go shower instead).

As for the other characters, I'm just gonna swap them for their opposite person rather than personality - what I mean is that (for the proshot) Gerald would be Linda, Ziggy would be Emma (btw, Emma and Paul would also swap places in the Beanies scene), Bailey and Shapiro would be the other way around (so Shapiro would pin Emma to the ground), same for Donna and Dan (so Dan would be accused by Donna), Boy Jerry would be Girl Jeri, Man in a Hurry could be....nah, he's too iconic, I can't take him away from us.

As for the Barbeque Monologues players, flip them around however you wish. Miss Mulberry could be....uhh...I don't actually have anyone for her. Nor do I have anyone for Reese and PJ. If anyone has suggestions, pls lmk!

[inevitablemoment]

Solomon, to complaining constituents: Who are you to demand anything!? I run this town! You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies!

Miss Tessburger, leaning in: Uh, election in November. Election in November.

Solomon: What, again?! This stupid country!

[wigglyscardigan]

new ship. miss tessburger x mrs lipschitz. how the nerdy prudes react to it. tf would solomon think because he’s definitely got something going on with miss tessburger. do they keep it a secret??? the DRAMA

[anais173]

⚠️Could be disturbing and also npmd spoiler⚠️

Saw that today in class and I couldn't stop myself from thinking about Miss Tessburger, is it just me who see the alikeness ?

[raspberrysmoon]

for the ask game: brooke????🔥🔥

tbh before you asked brooke hadnt even crossed my mind

but here she is :D

brooke wasn't close with any of the deceased at school. she was, however, close to her mother, eliza tessburger. she hasn't come back to school since her mother died.

she spends her time by the witchwood, reading and listening to music and talking with friends. friends from sycamore and hatchetfield high, sometimes at the same time. the drama club takes regular unscheduled breaks to come see her. the smoke club sits with her and has her man the lighter. she's infinitely grateful for them.

shes halfway through writing a novel. one of those sappy happy ever after stories about a mother and daughter being reunited after a war. shes not sure she can bring herself to write the reunion without losing her mind

definitely closest with mr. houston out of all teachers. he lets her burn the scraps he can't use for anything, and she sits with him to problem solve sometimes. he's a good listener, and his dad hugs are great

(his wife has good mom hugs. she won't admit that to herself yet.)

actually really close with steph. they both fell into the middle ground of popular vs nerd during the jägerman years, so they learned to adapt. they'd burn solomons shit together

brooke is missing, as far as the three know. steph has been contemplating getting a tattoo for her in her absence. if the smoke club doesn't know, then..

[hatchetfieldgirlbossbrawl]

[cherrieguroo]

thinking about the miserable meth lab oompa loompa

she gives me miss tessburger vibes

maybe melissa

[t1r3dr3pt1l3z]

Miss Tessburger x Miss Mulberry.

Their ship name is Missus.

Is this anything

[nerdyprudesmuststim]

miss tessburger stimboard :3

⛧ with pink agere stims !

☾ rq'd by @deepcolorturtle !

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