#officer bailey

[kairithemang0]

I'M JUST SAYING I TOTALLY SHIP MELISSA AND WOMAN

But also Shapiro and Bailey should win here

[teranobriss]

leaving this here

[its-short-for-jackalope]

no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

[hitumblypoos]

I know Grace Chasity is fucking deranged, but you know who else is?

OFFICER BAILEY

This man is so extra, so hilarious and doesn't get talked as much as he deserves!

[blondephenobarbitol]

there's range and then there's whatever the fuck Curt Mega and Bryce Charles are doing because my brain registers these as six different actors.

[zestysharkwolf]

I really like making these

[getyourpoisonedcupofcoffee]

EHM!!

DOOOO

NOT

APPROACH

MEE!

GETCHA HANDS OUTTA YOUR

POCKETS

PUT

YOUR HANDS

DOWN

HE'SGOINGFORA

GUN!!

[ghostface-knight]

i want to know about the aftermath of the beanies scene in nerdy prudes. did paul get arrested? did he get bailed out? what did emma do? is this a normal occurrence in hatchetfield? i guess you've got officer bailey on the loose so it's got to be

[second-best-sibling]

Hatchetfield as text posts part 2

Part 1, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

[ohnoitsjetster]

They’re besties now

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Do they wear a watch? (NPMD)

Richie: Obviously we're starting with him, and yes, he does wear a watch. He used to have a sailor moon watch, a Pokémon watch, a few more anime, but now he just has a black and blue, waterproof digital watch, since those ones were too fragile (ie, people kept breaking them)

Ruth: She has a watch but it's broken. She wears it every day and constantly forgets it's broken.

Pete: Absolutely he does. He has a waterproof analog watch that he has to stare at for at least 30 seconds to read, but he does have it.

Steph: She doesn't have a watch, but she will yank Pete's wrist to read his.

Grace: She generally doesn't wear a watch, but she does wear one to church so that she doesn't have to pull her phone to check the time.

Max: No, but he for some reason keeps looking at his wrist as if he does. Like, he'll pull up his sleeve and everything, and then realise he doesn't wear a watch and has to pull his phone.

Shapiro: She absolutely wears a watch. No explanation needed.

Bailey: He used to wear a watch, but the strap broke after a rough kerfuffle.

Jason: He wants one but forgets to buy one

Kyle: He thinks watches are stupid

Brenda: She has a smart watch

Stacy: She thinks watches are ugly

Solomon: He wears a watch, and so does Miss Tesburger. They make sure they're synced up every week.

[skylarksof]

Do you even UNDERSTAND. I’ve never known darker times, and I covered the protest live at the Hatchetfield kennel. I am Dan Reynolds. (…with action news weekdays at 10pm) I hate to relay the news, but the football team might be screwed- stay inside, watch your children, CUZ A LOSIN’ STREAK’S COMIN’! (A losin’ streak’s comin’!) THERE’S A MAN ON THE LOOSE AND HE’S GOT A GUN, BETTER PUT OUT THE APB. The psycho’s killed two, if he gets me next, make it threeeeee (if he gets me next, I could be three!) We’re chasing wild goose and we don’t know how, watch the blame go around! Man down, down, down, who’s swinging the hatchet now? In HATCHET TOWN

[teranobriss]

Officer Bailey is an upholder of the law. He's got absolutely no idea what law he's supposed to be upholding, but he sure is upholding it.

[ace7librarian]

Every curt mega character is at least two of three things:

*gay

*simp

*fatherless

They are all also unhinged and getting hurt badly.

[unusual-ly]

I have decided to headcanon the cop Robert played in TGWDLM as Officer Bailey and will now be replacing him with Curt in my mind :)

The image of Curt doing the funky little dance and the siren noise is hilarious and just feels very Bailey, y’know?

[myersesque]

i know that officer bailey's surname is bailey, but (to my knowledge) we don't have a first name for him and i can't imagine calling him anything else, so in my brain his first name is also bailey. officer bailey b bailey (the b stands for bailey)