#mistaswife

[ao3feed-todoroki]

Fighting Our Demons Together

Fighting Our Demons Together by mistaswife, Pandajasmine07

Both Randy and Endeavor find themselves in difficult situations with their families. Being horrible fathers, they try to mend their families with therapy and counseling. What they didn't know was that they'd find themselves tangled together. Everything around them wouldn't allow them to be together, but can they change their fate? Will their children be okay with the changing courses of their lives?

Words: 269, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), South Park

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Randy Marsh, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Stan Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Shelly Marsh, Todoroki Shouto, Todoroki Siblings, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman

Relationships: randy marsh/endeavor

Additional Tags: Crack Crossover, Crack Relationships, Fluff and Angst, Forbidden Love, Divorce, Step-siblings, Step-parents, Family, Domestic Fluff, Not Beta Read, Meddling Kids, Trauma, Therapy, Dysfunctional Family, Family Issues, Family Therapy, Love at First Sight, bumping into each other, Fate, Love, Characters Are Pro Heroes, Bad Parenting, Daddy Issues

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47755432

[dongiovannaswife]

43. "dont say a word, just dance with me" with mista? probably like on a job together and there happens to be some complications and we have to blend in uwu (love you lena ur the absolute bestest uwu)

GUIDO MISTA + #43 “Don’t say a word, just dancewith me.”

Melbourne, Australia.

The lights of the gala make the crystals of thechandelier above you to reflect in the walls and the faces of some of thepresents there; as you drink from your mineral water, watching from the cornerof your eye the movements of this particular man who’s been too close to Passione’sterritory lately as he flaunts himself around your Don, trying to make him losehis composure.

You glance sideways when you hear the sound of footstepsdescending the stairs way too fast; for your disadvantage, Guido Mista, yourboyfriend and companion for the mission, rushes to you in a dissimulated way;then, he takes your hand calmly but as you look at him in the eye you know themission is done, but your cover might be blown at any moment.

“Don’t say a word, just dance with me.” He whispers, wrapping an arm aroundyour waist and offering the other for you to take. He leans against you,pretending to whisper something to you when, in fact, he’s whispering to Fugothrough the comms.

“Target eliminated; might need to get out soon.”

“What happened? Asks Fugo and you mimic hiswords in order to make it seem like you’re following a conversation and itdoesn’t look like he’s talking alone, holding onto you.

“I got his underboss —he’s hidden upstairs: won’ttake too long before the rest finds ou—“

“Stop the music!” A man screams from upstairs,slamming the door to one of the rooms open; from the corner of your eye, youcan see how the rest of Passione’s men tense.

“Need help?” asks Fugo and you hum.

It’ll be a long night.

[miracide]

mistaswife replied to your post “im too wlw to have to interact with ladies at starbucks. i CANT LOOK...”

I AGREE????? LIKE SO HARD????

me, in theory: this is fine i can talk to a woman

me, in practice: messing up my drink order three times in a row cus a lady has cute hair

[softlimefluff]

🎭 with mista? OwO?

YESSSSSSSS askjfgaskjhfgsadk

🎭 Jealous HC

-You and Mista are inseparable. Your relationship is strong and you’re madly in love with one another. People low-key blush when you two come around because you’re so affectionate and cute with one another. No one would ever question your loyalty to one another.

-Maybe Mista’s been spending too much time at the office or the pistols have been demanding all his attention, but for some reason or another, you feel like Mista hasn’t been paying much attention to you. You want to tease him and make him remember why he loves you so much.

-Your first idea is getting all dressed up but not letting him hold hands or touch you, just to get him a little riled up. When you go out for a walk around the piazza, Mista wants nothing more than to take your hand, but you still refuse, teasing him as you run ahead and grin back. He’s confused, but goes along with you, trusting your lead.

-When you get to a gelato shop, you ask with you best puppy dog eyes if you can get some. Mista agrees, going inside to buy you some. You thank the man serving you with a wink and bat of your eyelashes. Mista is clueless at first, distracted by the pistols, and you pout quietly taking your cone. This is going to be harder than you thought, (Mista is almost TOO easygoing and friendly.)

-When you start licking the drips running down your cone with your eyes glued to Mista’s, he starts to notice, flushing quickly. “Do you need a napkin??” He offers one over and you shake your head no, continuing as you were. He looks away to give you privacy and you give up again, huffing out a little sigh and finishing your cone.

-Mista excuses himself to go to the bathroom and you ask one of the guys nearby if he’ll chat with you since you’re trying to get Mista a little jealous. The man goes along with the plan, glad to help! When Mista comes back out and sees the two of you chatting, he’s going to introduce himself instead of being upset and literally make a new friend. He is that person. 

-When you walk out of the shop, Mista is still begging to hold your hand and you relent because he’s so sweet and insistent. As you walk home, you tell him your plan to make him jealous and admit that you’ve been feeling like he’s paying more attention to work and others. He’s astonished at first, saying that you’re his first priority, but when he stops to really think about it, he has been busy.

-With a little grin, he laughs about all the stuff you did, realizing that it was all to make him jealous. “You really wanted me to react, didn’t you??~” You scoff, shoving playfully at his shoulder. “A girl likes some attention now and then!” He immediately stops, grabbing your waist and pulling you into a heated kiss. “I’m all yours~ I’ll do better. Promise.”

[fnaf-purple-love-comic]

BOOP THE SNEKS

YEAH OKAY!!

[staruplatinum]

can I fight the anon??? like right now???? that's like the most low effort anon hate I've ever seen, complaining about discord invites??? really?? what's the point? if you dont wanna join just ignore the post and be a patient person and wait for the writing content you oh so crave THAT THIS WONDERFUL PERSON IS PRODUCING FOR FREE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT LIKE SERIOUSLY HOW GREEY CAN YOU GET FOR FREE CONTENT

You’re so sweet @mistaswife ! Thank you for supporting me 🖤 I don’t know what’s up with these anons lately but I guess they have nothing better to do.

[bjnurse]

you got this hun!! having to stay home for a long time can drain you of everything, especially since humans are very social creatures! cabin fever is real and it's never fun but we always have our F/os to cheer us up!! you're never alone as long as you have them uwu

So very true! Thank you so much for this! 🥺🥰 When I get a bit of cabin fever, I go to the drive thru of 7 Leaves and get boba. It’s not much but it’s a chance to get out for a minute. Also, it’s nice in the back yard right now. It’s official spring so flowers are blooming and there are so many happy bees! 💕 🐝

[1ce-bee]

Rules: tag 10 people you want to know better( thank you for the tag @amethystsoda 💖💖💖

Sexuality: I’m bisexual (but lean towards women more often)

Name: Baylee!

Cats or dogs: I like cats more but both good!

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

Reason for url: it was a joke between me and one my brothers when we were younger that if someone made me upset I had the power to curse someone with the 1000 year gay so for the next millennia they would be homosexual. ( it was to confuse people not to actually be offensive btw). It usually worked for the most part and made people forget why they were being mean in the first place 😂

Favorite animal: it’s hard to choose because I love a lot of animals but I really like snakes💚💚💚

I tag @fallen-topaz @sailorkitty314 @saphilipine @hoetaro-kujo @diredigression @wafflesthedragonslayer @mistaswife if you haven’t done it @friskywiggles same for you and anybody else that wants to do this

[kindajared]

It’s fairly late! I came up with another tag game! It’s pretty simple! Of the fan art that you have saved now, choose a fandom and pick 3 people you ship yourself with and post your 1 fave piece of fan art you have of them! Follow my lead and tag 10 people! (You know not to cheat)

I TAG: @risottoneroo @simpforabba @zip-shizz @mistaswife @naranciabestboi @josukes-whore @macgreer @0ut-0f-luck @thisbloghasnoaesthetic @yandere-daze ❤️

[amethystsoda]

I was tagged by @wes-bluemarine-hoe and @jjbakaloskaiagathos !!! 💞💞💞 all my love to y’all 😭 ty for the tags! 💖

Rules: describe yourself only with 10 pictures you have. You cannot download or search new pictures.

I tag: @dongiovannaswife @mistaswife @abbacchios-sunflower @smol-sunnie @alittlewhitetulip @caffeinecroosh @star-birthmark and anyone else who’d like to participate!! 💕💕💕

[acreepqueen]

Monster Match-Ups: Grim

thanks @mistaswife for the wonderful request! I hope you enjoy this short drabble!

Word Count: 972 words

Next Monster Match: thefeatherednutcase

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Perhaps you’d meet at a cemetery. Your endless curiosity drawing you to it with rumors of hauntings and mysterious sightings.

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Sure, it may not have been your scene, but you wanted to see these so-called “hauntings” with your own eyes. The cemetery wasn’t as scary as you’d thought it would be, but it also wasn’t very eventful either. You were getting ready to leave, as you had been there for hours and still hadn’t seen anything when you saw it. Standing between the tombstones was the largest dog you had ever seen. At least, you thought it was a dog? With how large it was you honestly couldn’t be sure. You hesitated briefly before calling out to it.

“Hey buddy, are you friendly?” you asked in what you hoped would be a friendly tone. The dog seemed to freeze, and it stared at you. You cooed at it, praying that it wouldn’t try to attack you and that you might be able to pet it. For some odd reason, you felt the need to scratch behind its pointed ears. The poor thing was probably a stray. Surprisingly the dog took a couple hesitant steps towards you. You continued to encourage it until it stood and arms-length in front of you. Now, standing so close to it, you could clearly see that the creature was in bad shape. Its fur was matted, and its ribs seemed to protrude from underneath its skin. You lifted your hand out slowly for the creature to sniff. When it licked you hand you held back the urge to squeal and instead began to stroke its coat, avoiding the matts to the best of your ability. The dog nudged your palm with its head, and you obliged to its request scratching its ears.

Honestly, you weren’t sure what you were thinking when you brought the dog back to your house. It was a miracle he even fit through the doorway. You quickly set out some food and water for the dog, hoping that he would eat something. You filled a kettle and set it on the stove. Perhaps you’d make some tea of hot chocolate. While, waiting for the water to boil you glanced over at the large, black dog in your home. In the light of your home you noticed something that was definitely strange. The dogs eyes were a murky red, they were almost dark enough to pass for brown. In fact, they probably would have if not for the small ring of bright red that surrounded the iris. Disregarding it for the moment you patted the dog on the head and went to find a suitable bed for it.

A startled gasp escaped your lips and you dropped the blankets and pillows you were carrying at the sight of a scruffy, skinny man sitting on your floor. It took you a moment to find your voice, but when you did you addressed the man with only a slight wavering in your voice.

“Who are you and what are you doing in my house?” you demanded, glancing briefly to the front door and wishing you had your cellphone on hand. If he tried anything, you would dart out the door and get a neighbor to call the police. Assessing him more closely, you noticed that his hair, although short, was dirty and matted. Then, you made eye contact and felt your stomach drop completely out from under you. Dark, murky red eyes stared back at you, eyes that you had seen only moment prior on that dog. Though, now you were pretty sure it was not a dog. His voice was scratchy and low when he spoke, his words drawn out slowly as if he wasn’t sure of them. It didn’t sound like he spoke often.

“My name is Calibris, and you led me into your home?” he rasped, seeming a bit confused by the questions. You just stared and then slowly shook your head. Were you losing your mind? At that moment, it certainly seemed like it, but you pushed the feelings aside and allowed yourself to make way for questions. Although, when you finally opened your mouth the question was almost unintelligible.

“You…dog? How are you human??” you managed to ask, in a feeble attempt to rein in your own thoughts. You were a bit worried that this experience intrigued you more than it frightened you. The man before you knit his brows.

“I was never a dog and am not a human. I am a grim, I guide lost souls on their journey to the afterlife,” he stated, matter-of-factly. The lack of emotion in his voice was a bit unnerving to say the least. You simply stared again, trying to process what was going on. At this point, you really had lost control over your life. The shriek of a kettle echoed through the house and you jumped, spinning around to face the stove. You rushed to turn the stove off and set the kettle down on a potholder, a bit embarrassed it had startled you. It was your turn to knit your brows when you turned around to face the man again. In his place, once again, was the large black dog. You blinked a couple of times. The dog still sat on the floor, looking up at you with its big dark eyes. Other than its size, it really did look like a normal dog. Putting a hand to your forehead you did notice you felt a little warm. Maybe you were running a fever? You shook off the odd experience as a weirdly vivid hallucination and called the dog to you. It trotted over rather happily. Almost completely convinced you were starting to lose your wits; you patted its and sighed. You had always been a sucker for fluffy animals.

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[dongiovannaswife]

*Scrambles to request something* uhhhh date time with mista and the stands are interacting as we chat over some coffee and snacks, and Golden Swordsman starts feeding the pistols (mostly number 5 cause the rest are bullies to him >:( but I love all of them equally uwu)

Ajsjans Sarah I'm sorry this is short but I think it compensates with the amount of fluff?? Idk but I hope you like it. I love writing your requests btw 😭💕

Guido Mista; date and stands interaction.

It's calm and oh so lovely the way in which you two are lost into each others' eyes as your hands are locked with intertwined fingers and souls. —someone said a long time ago that, when couples hold hands they aren't uniting only their members, but linking their souls in a way no one can really explain; perhaps it's the butterflies every loving stare gives, or perhaps, something more.—

Mista's free hand holds the mug close to his face, but his lips are way too far from touching it and drinking; his eyes are fixed in your face, trying to carve each detail and features on his memory; he's so passionate when it's about you –and yet, he doesn't seem to realize how in love he is. Or maybe he does, and he's just trying to find the way to say it, even if he already does by the way he acts towards you.—

And you? You are so lost into that goofy smile of his to even realize that your snack has been robbed.

Mista blinks, being dragged out of his daydreaming at the sight of your stand taking your strawberry cake from your plate and handing it to Sex Pistols, but before it does place it for them, it takes a portion and Number 5, feeding him with a certain care, preventing the others from hurting him in any way. Number 5 squeaks on happiness, savoring the taste of the buttercream and the rest of ingredients mending together. Mista can taste it, too, and even if he's close to swooning with the taste of the cake, he still ignores this, and does a little scolding sound. "Hey, Pistols, you weren't supposed to do that. I told you to behave with (Y/n)!"

Blinking out of your train of thought you look over at your stand: but seeing the way it takes care of Number 5 and how it looks at its user with a certain sadness, something about the scenario makes you soft, and smiling fondly, you turn to your stand and Number 5, taking from your stand a small piece of cake with your fork, grabbing it with your fingers, and offering the treat to the little one.

Looking at your lover over your shoulder, you smile at him too as Number 5 eats, reassuring him with a gentle voice and kind words.

"It's okay Mista, they care for each other like us, don't you think? It's part of our relationship and we need to get used to it, yes?"

Surprisingly, Mista hasn't left his mug in the table and his quick mind doesn't save him from showing the blush rising up his cheeks, and by the time he tries drinking from his coffee, you already have a sight of his blush. He looks away with the lovely shade of red covering his cheeks, drinking down his favorite coffee; it's a beautiful sight to say the last.

"Alright, darling." He mutters after drinking down.

[anasuisprisonwife]

the OG post was getting too long so i decided to make a new one

✨PICREW LINK✨

tagged by @passionelawyer💘

i colored in the cigarette to look more like a joint. 420 blaze it

@amethystsoda @bucciarati-pizza @akuhimitsu @magicwandanon @wes-bluemarine-hoe @jjbafanficsreblog @a-nonnie-mousse​ @moodybluesbabe​ @mistaswife​ @catsforthecatgod @smol-sunnie​

i didn’t include everyone i love, there’s just too many of y’all 💕

feel free to not do this idgaf 😎

[softlimefluff]

Name/Nickname: Sarah

Tumblr URL: Mistaswife

Star Sign(sun+ascendant): Taurus and Libra

MBTI and Enneagram type: ENFP and 7w6

favorite aesthetic: cottagecore, Crystals

usual fashion taste/aesthetic: baggy clothing, sweatpants, overly large hoodies

dream superpower: teleportation

Do you have a time period you’re obsessed with (like victorian, ancient rome, etc)?: I really like victorian and greek architecture, the mansions and temples are amazing

One music artist (I’ll be taking your stand’s name from them/one of their songs): Khai Dreams

love you ari thank youuuuuuuu ur amazing!! <3

💚💚💚

HIIIII SARAH @mistaswife​

so since you have your stand, Golden Swordsman, I decided to make you a friend with a stand!! Behold, an indigo bunting (from the finch family uwu) with a stand power named for the Khai Dreams song Spacey (which has bird sounds in the song 👀👀) [they don’t have a name otherwise tho, so you can name them separate from their stand]

Text: 

Spacey

An indigo bunting w/ stand powers - its cry can knock people back 5 feet or more depending on how loud call is and how close the target is to them. The cry physically teleports the person–disorienting and giving allies an advantage 

Side note: their powers are shorter range, but that enhances their strength!

[lilythepurple]

Tag game time!

Rules: Answer 10 questions, come up with 10 more and tag 10 people 

Thank you for tagging me @shellygurumi! :3 (Warning, this will be looong)

1. WHAT is your favorite color? Purple all the way

2. Do you prefer to read, write or watch TV/Movies? (Or rank them in order of preference!) Watching movies/TV first, writing second and reading last.

3. What was the last song you specifically looked up to listened to? Secret love song part 2 by Little Mix, it hurts :’( 

4. What was your first pet growing up? What was their name? If you didn’t have one, what did you want? Technically a hamster named Nelly, but she was more of my sister’s pet

5. If you can only recommend watching one show, what show would you recommend? I would definitely recommend Avatar: The last airbender because it’s an experience everyone should get invested in ^_^ 

6. How are you doing today? I hope you’re doing okay. Here’s a big hug! *HUUUG* I love you. Aww thank you, I’m doing good, I hope you are happy too, lots of love and hugs!! :3333

7. With an unlimited budget, what 10 items would you go buy from the supermarket/grocery store right now? (Let’s say there’s no one in there but you, so no need to fear the plague.) The plague XD Hmm if this is purely based on cravings and not apocalyptic shopping, then cereal, fanta, ben & jerry’s , an easter egg (filled with different candies), with that I think I’m up to 10 items XD

8. What’s the strangest nickname you’ve ever had? Maybe not strange but the funniest was the tripple l’s, lilla (little in swedish) lila (purple in swedish) leila (my name), cause as a kid I wore a lot of purple? XD 

9. If you started a podcast tomorrow, what would it be about? Honestly? No clue. I would like for it to have a heartfelt vibe tho, I feel like I just want to chillax and talk nonsense.

10. What is your favorite dessert? Chocolate pudding! 

My questions:

1. What’s the best thing that’s happened to you recently?

2. What’s your best quality?

3. Name your favorite mythical creature?

4. List 3 ships you adore?

5. Who’s your favorite character of all time? (can be from a book/tv show/game etc.)

6. If a genie appeared right now to grant you one wish, what would it be?

7. Would you rather visit your past self or your future self?

8. Do you prefer the stars or the moon?

9. What language/s would you like to learn?

10. Why are you such a wonderful person? I admire you a lot and I hope that you see your own shine <3

I tag: @chloe-elizabeth-price @swiftbell @gay-grandma @drgaysanatomy @myfirstrode-oh @pinklynx @cannilu @yeehaw-69 @icy-blue-rose @mistaswife also anyone who would like to :)

[staruplatinum]

mistaswife's right, forget abt that anon!! you post F R E E content and they're still demanding something from you, that's just fucked up. also this is your blog, you can post whatever you want 24/7!!!! we love you, just don't think about that anon💖💝💝❤💝💞💖

You are so sweet Anon, thank you. I really try my best to just have a safe fun place for people to hang out and I hate when it’s thrown in my face or I’m told it’s not good enough. But I appreciate your kind words, I feel a bit better. 🤍