I had this funny idea of the Rider and the Monsties helping out the Monster Sweepers, wether it be little things like break through major bones or eating away at alot of the meat of the Kaiju to more easily deconstruct to other more subtle things like using Mizutsune bubblefoam as a cleaning agent as I imahine the bubblefoam is super effective for cleaning up
Kafka lets his fellow Monster Sweepers help him out with his special wards. The man has been working alongside them for a long time and completely trusts them to be able to help. Rider definitely doesn't want to feel like a burden so they offer helping the Sweepers with Kaiju corpse clean up.
Mitzutsune is a godsend for cleaning up blood and other unpleasant fluids. The stuff is not only strong, safe to use, but also eco friendly. I won't be surprised if Rider wants to use some of the kaiju corpse material for armor or weapons.
The Monster Sweepers definitely appreciate the extra help. Also they took the opportunity to pet or spoil the Monsties if allowed.
Have finished playing Monster Hunter Stories 2. My 'it's half-past midnight let me live' thoughts
These fuckers need to stop making me cry, it's rude
Final squad was made up of a Rathalos, Lagiacrus, Pukei-Pukei, Mitzutsune, Barioth, and Nargacuga
Once again the good guys in games are nicer and more forgiving than me, also rude
They dropped a monster I swear I hadn't seen before in front of me on my way to the final boss, this is illegal
The pickle wasn't bad enough they had to add Bazelgeuse to the game too
We would have had a lot less problems if I was allowed unrestricted use of my bow, I'm just saying
Pukei-Pukei are wonderful, if you don't agree you are wrong, I switched to mine so often that the call 'Lao~sin, get in here' is indelibly etched into my brain
Supposedly this is a 35 hour game. I took 83. Make of this what you will.
I overleveled but also used like no channeling or supplements or anything so I think it evened out
For the second game in a row they gave us a final boss I want to ride into battle and did not make it ride-into-battle-able, rude
For some reason the audio in my cutscenes didn't work like 80% of the time, it'd just be all out of sync
Despite this and the fact that I audibly growled over my cutscenes and cussed out many characters like they'd beat my dog in front of me, I really did enjoy this game and heartily recommend it to anybody into turn-based rpgs and/or critter collectors
Hopefully your brain functions better than mine because dear gods the number of times I switched in a monstie on the wrong corner of rock-paper-scissors because my brain threw out the corner I should be gunning for before it finished thinking it needed to know what to gun for and that just threw my everything off
The baby monsties are adorable, especially the Nerscylla, and yet I cannot just keep them small as like little pets. Truly the rudest and most illegal thing of all.
Ahh a fellow hunter i see Lol I just realized you have monster hunter plastered on your description buts cool. What's your go to weapon and while I'm at it whats tour favorite monster.
(Sorry in advance if you've already answered these questions before)
I main the Dual Blades (yea, I know, weeb, lol. I’m trained in two-sword combat so it fits) but I am also good with the Sword n Shield, Hammer, Light/Heavy Bowgun, Bow, Insect Glaive and the Charge Blade. So I’m a versatile Hunter.
As for fav monster, I like the Kecha-Wacha, Zamtrios, Nerscylla, Gore Magala, Tetsucabra, Lunagaron, Mitzutsune, Gammoth, Lagiacrus, Rakna-Kadachi and Najarala.
Bunny hey kosuke it great to see you again soon they mother let them come inside bunny god it amazing to see you both we have so much to tell you guys but first there’s some people that really missed you soon kieron and dusk get out and hug Katsura and kosuke
*Kosuke and Katsura hug their Familiars back, and Katsura giggles happily at seeing Kieron again as Mitzutsune, Aspen, and Corin join in as well.*
Kosuke: It's truly great to see you again, my old friends.
WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS THE SOUND OF NIGHTMARES EMERGING?!
Monster enjoyers from all over the world, welcome to the Great Monster Showdown of 2023! 64 monsters, but only ONE can be the winner! Who will win the crown? YOU decide!
Our competitors are organised in 4 teams of 16 monsters each: Team Blood, Team Mystery, Team Flesh, and Team Teeth! As much as I would have enjoyed to make these names actually make sense, they don't! I just threw them in because I color-coded the names for better readability and thought it would look cool.
Also, I didn't use images because this would be way harder to read than it already is.
Below, an image ID of the bracket, along explanations of who came from what and some rules! Ignore that there's two "Slimes" competitors in here, they're from completely different medias. Now:
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A 64 character bracket. Below, our competitors:
TEAM BLOOD:
The Beast from Beauty and the Beast vs The Asset from The Shape of Water
Slimes from Slime Rancher vs The Monster from A Monster Calls
Pyramid Head from Silent Hill vs Sniffles from Happy Three Friends
Mothman the cryptid vs Greymon from Digimon
Every single Pokemon vs Medusa from Greek Mythology
Zoe from Monster Prom vs Rem and Ryuk from Death Note
Helen and Michael from TMA vs The Other Mother from Coraline
Slenderman from the internet horror vs Venom from the movie Venom
TEAM MYSTERY:
Mimics from Dragon quest vs Undyne from Undertale
Sirenhead the internet horror vs Galeem from Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Werewolves from folklore vs Dugon from Just Roll With It, Riptide
Clickers from TLoU vs King Crawler from Omori
Preeminent from Ninjago vs Nessie the cryptid
Mitzutsune from Monster Hunter vs Pennywise from It
The Rake from creepypasta vs Bendy from BATIM and BATDR
TEAM FLESH:
Godzilla and Mothra from the movies vs Woodcrawlers from Gemini Home Entertainment
Kraken from folklore and mythology vs Jabberwocky from Alice In Wonderland
The Bear from Anihilation vs SCP-682 from the SCP Foundation
Goliath from Gargoyles vs Barclay from The Adventure Zone: Amnesty
Draculaura and Ghoulia Yelps from Monster High vs King from The Owl House
Damien LaVey from Monster Prom vs Discord from MLP
TEAM TEETH:
Fresno Nightcrawler the cryptid vs The Death Angels from A Quiet Place
Jersey Devil the cryptid vs Slimes from Dragon Quest
Francoeur from A Monster In Paris vs Enderman from Minecraft
Necrodeus from Kirby Mass Attack vs Xenomorph from Alien
Adam Frankenstein from Frankenstein vs Summerween Trickster from Gravity Falls
SCP-999 from the SCP Foundation vs Akanin from Turma da Mônica Jovem/Mônica's Gang Teen
Cthulhu from The Call of Cthulhu vs The Thing from The Thing
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Once gain, the team thing means nothing, and it's only there to facilitate navigation and readability. Some things:
Tournamente will begin on the 20th of March, with the polls from Team Blood being released! You will have 3 whole days to vote.
Propaganda is free and should be tagged as #monsterpropaganda. Putting other competitors down to make your own monster look better is not allowed, however.
Looks like I got my son Mitzi the Mitzutsune! Heh, how fitting. I wonder what my friends will get? Here is the quiz for those of you who are curious of who you are! Keep enjoying MHR and be proud of the Hunters or Riders you are. Or if you happen to be both that's just as cool.