#mk incorrect quotes

[n3ptoonz]

mk1 incorrect quotes

[liu kang shows mk1 raiden his past self]

raiden: wow...i was...

liu kang: yes, the god of thun-

raiden: white?!

kung lao bursts into laughter

kenshi tries to hold back a laugh and fails

johnny: what's so funny guys 🗿

[fl3shm4id3n]

Y/n: But pookie, you promised you wouldn't hurt them.

Shang Tsung: not here kitten whiskers, daddy will discuss it later.

[rm14hitman]

Kuai Liang : You have to apologize to Tomas

Bi-han : Fine

Bi-han : "Unfuck you" or whatever

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Kenshi: Your ex called you a whore.

Johnny: Yeah, not the first time. A lot of people love to call me a whore.

Kenshi: Who?

Johnny, joking: What, you want the list in alphabetical order?

Kenshi, sword in hand: Yes.

[penforthewin]

Sub-Zero: And the truth is... I...

Scorpion: ...Am gay.

Sub-Zero: Am...

Scorpion: Gay.

Sub-Zero: This is hard to talk about.

Scorpion: Bisexual?

[anonymousqualities]

Bi Han: "...think I'm fighting to save the day.....WHEN REALLY I JUST LIKE TO FIGHT!!!"

Kuai Liang:

Tomas:

Bi han: "I dont care bout nONE OF THAT SHIT!!!!"

[angelbroad]

Kakkō: I respect every single fighter here.

Bi-Han: Does that include me-?

Kakkō: NO, YOU'RE LIN KUEI!!

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*Kenshi and Johnny Cage are texting*

Kenshi: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.

Johnny Cage: What did they change my name to?

Kenshi: Chosen One.

Johnny Cage: Don’t change it back.

Kenshi: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Johnny Cage: I’m the chosen one.

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Kakkō: Love makes people do stupid things.

Johnny Cage: I love everything!

Kakkō: That explains a lot.

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Kuai Liang: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

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Kuai Liang: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Hanzo: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Kakkō, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Kuai Liang: You're a bad influence.

Hanzo: And you don't know your sayings.

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Reiko: *out cold on the ground*

Tanya: Oh my god, do you think he's okay?!

Rain, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Reiko’s face*

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Kakkō: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?

Reiko: Yes.

Kakkō: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me.

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I wanted in on the bandwagon.

[one-braincelled-child]

Mileena: "How the hell are you still alive?"

Kitana: "Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are."

~

Sindel: "I'm never having a debate with Shao Khan again, he literally started his argument with 'Riddle me this.'"

~

Scorpion: "You might not know this, Sub-Zero, but I am a flawed person."

Sub-Zero: "I do know that."

~

Liu Kang: "As usual, Liu Kang has to save the day!"

Kung Lao: "As usual, Kung Lao has to hear about it."

- Yas

(pssst genshin quotes are coming soon dw bbgurls)

[hannahwindy]

Charming

*Quan Chi and Lan wait for Shang Tsung who is doing his makeup*

Quan Chi: *holds Lan in his arms* Would you hurry? =-=

Shang Tsung: *applies eyeliner* Patience, my dear, or the result will not be satisfactory.

Lan: *looks at Shang Tsung brightly and then looks at Quan Chi* Why is he wearing makeup?

Quan Chi: *looks at Shang Tsung for a moment and then looks back at Lan* To look charming, that's why.

Lan: *tilts her head to the side, slightly not understanding as she looks at Shang Tsung* But he's already charming.

Quan Chi:*rolls his eyes unimpressed and waits for the punchline* Oh, surly.

Lan: *looks at Quan Chi as she holds his face with her small hands* You are also charming.

Shang Tsung:*stifles a laugh as he closes the eyeliner lid*

Quan Chi: *blinks a few times and places his hand on his heart with emotion* My heart...

[deadendsdepressedramblings]

Hanzo : Is this your plan B?  Kabal: Technically, this is plan P.  Hanzo : Plan P? Is there a plan M?  Kabal: Yes, but I marry Frost in plan M.  Frost: I like plan M.

[n3ptoonz]

mk1 incorrect quotes

bi-han: you interfere with lin kuei business. leave! or face our wrath you stupid fucking idiot

madam bo: CUT!

kuai liang, sighing: this is the 56th time, brother.

tomas: we're never going home...

bi-han: fine. i'll try again. leave! or face our wrath.

liu kang: ah, finally we can go-

bi-han: and then i will jump from that roof and beat them to death myself.

everyone simultaneously: CUT!

[liabloodx]

Mod: A moment with Mei Lin and her uncle Noob Saibot aka Bi-Han. Mei Lin having a mental break down after fighting with Shao Kahn.

Mei Lin: *has a hard time getting up after being in the Mortal Kombat tournament*.

Noob: *checking in on his niece*. You look like shit.

Mei Lin: *looks at him*. Thanks. *bleeding from her arms*.

Noob: *sighs*. Here. *helps her bandage her arms*. Must been a tough fight, I can see a mark of a Phoenix form on her arm from the fire and ice.

Mei Lin: *mind: A Phoenix? Dad told me about it.*. Why are you helping me anyways?

Noob: Your my Niece.

Mei Lin: Niece?! Your my fucking uncle?!

Noob: Yes, I’ll explain it once you find your real parents, Satoshi is safe with my bo-I mean friend Smoke. Mei Lin: You mean boyfriend?

Noob: No! *trying to hide his blush*. Just be careful kid, alright? *disappears*.

Mei Lin: *chuckles and smiles behind her mask*. I will. *stands up*.

[rm14hitman]

Kenshi : You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

Raiden : That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard

Kung Lao : What if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos ?

Johnny : Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#81 The favorite

Wukong: Sunshine said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Macaque is third, They have no favorite person. They’re holding the position open...

On the beach

Y/n*With baby monkeys napping around them and Mk on their lap, rubbing his back* Dont tell your Baba's but you're my favorite~

MK(6)*Sucking his numb and nods*Okie!

[thisonehere]

Y/n: You're so cute. Tomas:*panics* Tomas:*internally* she/he/they think I'm cute. SHE/HE/THEY THINK I'M CUTE! What do I say? This could be the perfect moment to say how I feel, resulting in what could potentially be a beautiful relationship. You know what? I'll do it! I'll do it and we'll be happy and together and- Y/n: um, Tomas? Tomas: ... Tomas: Yeah, thanks, bye *turns and runs away* Y/n: ? *later that night* Tomas: *crying into a pillow* "Yeah, thanks, bye"? What is wrong with you!? Chad Bi-Han: *eavesdropping* Heh, what a weakling. Y/n: *walking by* Oh, hey Bi-Han. Bi-Han:... Bi-Han: *Faints*

[kentstoji]

jester!reader who was raised alongside kitana, but always in the position of a loyal and caring servant.

jester!reader who always had a terrible view of themselves and could never glimpse or accept the depth of their achievements or merits.

jester!reader who had peculiar powers, but stood out in the area of ​​healing generated through the melodies of their lyre.

jester!reader who formed a strange friendship with johnny cage and hanzo hasashi (the latter was filled with an overwhelming peace when they tried to cheer him up with generic jokes).

jester!reader who was struggling with their own depression.