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[musingmelsuinesmelancholy]

If you don’t laminate your pie crusts I will find you

[barelydigestible]

Barely Digestible Fake News Throwdown: Tues 4/21/20

A. Fake News Your Best Friend’s Facebook Friend Told Her: The Chinese Government Secretly Bought Smithfield Foods In 2013 So It Could Raise Infected Pigs In Wuhan And Ship Them To The US And Kill Us All!

B. Barely Digestible Fake News*: Paula Deen Secretly Sold Smithfield Foods To The Chinese Government In 2013 So It Could Raise Infected Pigs In Wuhan And Ship Them To The US And Kill Us All! Also She Deep Fries Butter And Eats It!!!

Who are you going to believe here? Your best friend? Are you kidding me, her? Just because Drudge, the Daily Beast, and Trump all confirmed it? And her Facebook friend Insta’d it with a cute pic of a piggie holding a fortune cookie? Yes, those are Really Good Reasons to believe Answer A. is correct. Life lesson, buttercup – the real fake answer according to a Facebook Friend of someone at the CDC*… yep it’s Answer B. She deep fries butter and eats it. Which is disgusting. Life can toss you little curveballs like this at any time. How could you have known. Oh God how could you have known??? Because Answer B had four exclamation points while Answer A only had one. But mostly because it came from BarelyDigestible, and was vetted by the CDC*, that’s why. Back in 2013 when we first broke that story. Also she asked Matt Lauer to hit her with a rock. Because she felt guilty about the coming Wuhan Smithfield Pig Apocalypse. But you were too busy eating bacon and watching Southern Charm to listen.

[just-spam-and-rice]

Hey, when you work for the government, you don’t do it for the pay, but you make due with what they give you. Since I’m kinda broke - here’s what I’m giving peeps for my office Christmas party - cookies. You get cookies. Couldn’t even buy those rockhard Danish cookies. . Most of the dudes in my office are old-ass retired officers and senior enlisted. About 110% have some sort of service connected disability and diabetes. Hell, they got everything anyway. . So, yeah. They get sweet, sugary & yummilicious cookies for the Christmas party. Hope they take their insulin. 😜 . #Cookies #chocolatechipcookies #ritzcrackerswithchocolateandtoffee #raspberrythumbprints #gingersnapcookies #holidayspirit #thegiftofgivingdiabetes #mmmbutter #whenyourebroke #ilovecookies #sweetsarelife

[harmonyroadpottery]

Oui s'il vous plaît (= Yes, Please) & (Thanks Google translate😘) Here is my 2nd... Miss fancy pants French butter keeper👩‍🎨 (Aka:Butter bell ) A few of you guys asked after the last post, “how exactly does this work???” So I’ve added a video to show how easy it is🤣 Take 1/4 cup of room temp butter and shove it into the lid🤷‍♀️. *Tip: Sticks def worked better🤣 The lid is thrown without a knob so it can sit on the table while filling or using. Then add 1/2 inch of water to the cup side & close. (Easy peasy!) This creates a water tight seal, keeping your butter both fresh & spreadable. 👌 Video credit: Super hubs ❤️ P.s. The butt on this butter crock is super smooooth! 😜 👩‍🎨🎥👨‍🎨👩‍🎨🎥👨‍🎨👩‍🎨🎥👨‍🎨 #harmonyroadpottery #makersmovement #frenchbutterkeeper #butterbell #buttercrock #butterball #kitchendecor #kitchenware #countrykitchen #functionalpottery #functionandflair #instagrampotter #potteryofinstagram #potteryinaction #video #potteryvideos #butter #smoothasbutter #kentuckymudworks #redclaylove #makersgonnamake #mmmbutter #hownotto #watchthis #carved #diamond core #unique #oneofakind (at Colora, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0lMEBlA3DC/?igshid=1q4ika9ygxloj

[elcrabbo]

Everyone loves buttercups. And butter. #mmmbutter #getinmyface #Montacute #Somerset #UK #countryside #rambling #Buttercup #nature #flowers #terrifiedofcows (at Montacute)

[therobhurst]

i'm thinking about getting into food photography... #thatssarcasm #mmmbutter