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The Earth is Online Chapter 18.2

“How did you become an official player?”

Tang Mo lifted his head to see Chen Shanshan walk out of the gym and lean against the wall to look at him. He was silent for a moment.

“On the third day of the earth being online, I participated in a Black Tower game and obtained victory. It was a one versus one confrontation game and the other player was your father."

Chen Shanshan’s body tensed, then quickly eased. “You don’t need to feel guilty.”

“I don’t feel guilty.”

She looked at him. Tang Mo said, “It was your father who pulled me into that game. If I hadn’t participated in that game, I might already have disappeared. But now I’ve completed his dying wish and verified your safety. It wasn’t me who disappeared in that game. It was him. I had some guilt, but now that I’ve seen that you’re still alive, I won’t feel guilt and I don’t think your father will blame me, either.”

Chen Shanshan looked at him for a good long moment, then smiled. “You’re a very strange person.”

The little girl was shorter than Tang Mo by a head, yet her speech was very mature.

Tang Mo said, “You’re very smart.”

“My grades have always ranked in the top ten of my year. I won first prize in the Olympics and the National Computer Competition [1], and often represent the school to participate in various academic competitions.” Chen Shanshan said, “But after the earth went online, the physical quality of reserve players has also improved, and I seem to have become even smarter. For example, do you know how you become a reserve?”

Tang Mo’s pupils shrank. “I don’t know.” Official players are those who participated in a Black Tower game within those three days and obtained victory. Stowaways are the players who killed a person within those three days. Then what about reserves?

“After the game officially started, our school had eighteen people in total. Among those, only Zhao Ziang and Qiao Feifei are official players. The other sixteen people are all reserves. I inquired in detail about their experiences during those three days and noticed a commonality.”

Tang Mo hadn’t met that many people and so didn’t have the chance yet to fully explore the requirements for becoming a reserve. Chen Shanshan knew a lot of reserves and had the opportunity to explore the cause, but that she could think to do this and additionally seemed to have found an answer was already enough to amaze others.

“Including me, those sixteen people all played games within those three days and won. They weren’t Black Tower games, just ordinary ones, including computer games, mobile games, and games played in real life. Among these, Teacher Li is the most unusual. He didn’t play any games, but he once won a bet with another teacher and so also survived.”

Tang Mo frowned. “It’s not that simple. If it’s merely winning a game, the number of humans who have played games in those three days’ time is absolutely not just four hundred million.”

Chen Shanshan nodded. “Yes, it’s definitely not so simple. For example, me. In those three days, I won games and also lost games. I survived, yet my classmate who won didn’t survive. I carefully inquired again and noticed that my surviving classmates all, with their own ears, heard the other party admit that they were eliminated.”

Tang Mo said in surprise, “They personally admitted that they were eliminated?”

“Correct. They personally admitted they were eliminated. The Black Tower made an announcement on the fifteenth, giving notice that the earth was online and telling us that we must eliminate a player. No one knows how to eliminate a player, but it said these words, and many people took it to heart. Normally when you play a game you might say, ‘I lost,’ but you generally wouldn’t say, ‘I was eliminated.’ It’s exactly because the Black Tower previously said this word ‘eliminate’ that many people had a lot of awareness toward it in their hearts. Sometimes they might have been joking and sometimes they might have spoken without thinking - they just said this word.”

Tang Mo had never imagined it would be this simple.

Chen Shanshan leaned against the wall. “But this might only be one method for becoming a reserve. Among us sixteen reserves, there are two students whose opponents didn’t personally admit they were ‘eliminated,’ but those two students also became reserves. The sample size is too small. I can only analyze this much.”

“You’re already very amazing.” Tang Mo rarely praised people.

Chen Shanshan bowed her head. “They should attack tonight.”

Tang Mo said, “En. It should be tonight.” [2]

Chen Shanshan was called by Teacher Li to come help out and Li Wen walked over. “It was unfortunate that you came today and it happened to be at night during the most dangerous time. That little girl, Chen Shanshan, is particularly smart. She not only had us set up a trap to one side of the gate guard room’s entrance, she even had us block the fence gate’s entrance with a very thin wire. Anyway, if you want to enter the gate, you will fall into the trap. Fortunately you broke through the gate guard room’s glass. Otherwise you certainly would have fallen into it. Hey, that’s right, how did you know there was a trap?”

“I found a map of S-City with North Jing Middle School marked on it in a news kiosk. It even marked the area’s boundaries. This middle school is quite large.”

Li Wen didn’t understand. “My alma mater is one of S-City’s four famous schools and really does take up a lot of space, but so what?”

Tang Mo looked at him “Middle school isn’t elementary school. Most middle schools will have snack stands set up on their campuses. A school as big as yours might have a campus supermarket. It’s only been two days since the game started and the school has a supermarket. The students can’t lack food and water. I deliberately told that chubby little boy [3] that I wanted to give him food and water. If he didn’t want it, that’s normal, but he surprisingly did want it, which shows he was definitely bluffing.”

The chubby little boy, Zhao Ziang, walked into the gym right then, scratching his head in confusion. “Ah? I originally wanted to deceive you into walking into the trap, but it turns out that it was actually always you who was deceiving me?”

Tang Mo said, “You’re still young. When you deceive people in the future, you must first think in advance about whether there are any loopholes.”

The chubby little boy nodded, dazed.

Li Wen jokingly said, “You’re actually teaching an eighth grader [4] how to deceive people.”

Tang Mo shrugged and looked at the chubby little boy. “I heard Chen Shanshan say that your ability is in the attack category. Can you talk about its specifics? Were those nails I ran into on the road your doing?”

Zhao Ziang sat down and honestly said, “That’s right, that’s my ability. Qiao Feifei and I are official players. Don’t look at how short and thin Qiao Feifei is, our physical strength and energy is even better than Teacher Li’s. Qiao Feifei is a girl, so I volunteered for the nightwatch at the gate guard room to defend against those bad guys’ nighttime attack. Chen Shanshan said that from eleven o’clock in the middle of the night to two in the morning is when those bad guys are most likely to attack. You just happened to come at that time so I thought you were a bad guy and moved against you.” He rubbed the back of his head. “Sorry. I almost scared you.”

“It’s nothing. If you can scare me, that’s your ability.” [5] What Tang Mo was more concerned about was, “Were those street lights broken by you?”

The chubby little boy nodded his head. “That’s right. It was Shanshan who had me break them. She said that with all the broken glass on the ground like this, people coming close will make noise. After I became an official player, my hearing became very good. Someone only needs to step on that glass for me to be able to hear it from very far away.”

“What is your ability?”

“It could be considered spatial movement? I also don’t really get it. I can shift objects to any place within a one hundred meter range. But my ability isn’t strong enough and I can’t move heavy things. But if it’s nails or needles, that kind of very light, very small thing…”

“Woosh!” A small, thumb-sized, sharp needle instantly appeared before Tang Mo’s eyes. He swiftly flung his head to the side. The slender needle only floated in front of his eyes, not moving forward. With Tang Mo’s current vision for movement, he could see the path the needle took to fly over, but this was only on the basis that he had been somewhat on guard. If he hadn’t been the least bit on guard, he was afraid it would be very hard to dodge this needle.

Zhao Ziang watched Tang Mo swiftly dodge and said in astonishment, “Your reaction speed is so fast. You’re faster than both Qiao Feifei and me.”

Tang Mo already understood this eighth grade boy’s ability. It truly was an ability with a great offensive nature. Unfortunately, the things it could move were really too small and the speed still wasn’t fast enough. At least, Tang Mo could dodge. If he could use an even faster speed to move a sharp knife, then I’m afraid those stowaways would have an even harder time.

Tang Mo held the needle and looked toward the chubby little boy. “In the future, don’t casually tell other people about your ability again.”

Zhao Ziang: “Ah?”

Tang Mo said, “Be more careful.”

Zhao Ziang said, “...Isn’t it you who had me say it!?”

The chubby little boy had never been tricked by someone like this before and walked away feeling wronged.

Li Wen said in exasperation, “Tang Mo, is it really okay for you to bully a small child like this?”

Without changing his face, Tang Mo said, “I’m helping him grow up.”

Li Wen actually felt this was reasonable, and was convinced.

During the daytime, Tang Mo and the few other people spread a good number of traps at the school entrance and along the road in the school’s neighborhood. With the chubby little boy’s ability, it was extremely easy to lay down traps. Chen Shanshan also gave Tang Mo a detailed account of the remaining three stowaways’ abilities.

“Of the three people, two people’s abilities are very dangerous and there’s one person whose ability has unclear usage. I’ll first talk about that ability with unclear usage. That stowaway’s ability is…growing flowers. Teacher Li saw it with his own eyes - the places where he passed suddenly blossomed. It’s just ordinary roses. [6] We met him twice and he didn’t show anything in particular. However, his speed is very fast. Moreover, he seemed to know a few wrestling moves and fought very fiercely.”

Tang Mo had seen all kinds of “weirdo” abilities. He himself had that trashy book which was also a “weirdo.” As far as this kind of self-cultivating flower growing ability went… He couldn’t evaluate it, but he still couldn’t relax his vigilance.

Chen Shanshan said, “There are still those other two people’s dangerous abilities. Of these, there’s a person who can breathe fire.”

“Breathe fire?” It was Tang Mo’s first time hearing of an ability like this that was both strange and in line with common sense.

In many television shows, characters with abilities for the most part used a magical power such as breathing fire or spitting water. When Tang Mo was bored at the city library, he would read a few novels. There were many abilities classified as metal, wood, water, fire, and earth - that kind of thing. [7] There only a few with “weirdo” abilities like those produced by the Black Tower.

“Yes, he can breathe fire. His fire came out of his mouth. I observed carefully, and he can breathe fire once every three minutes. The flame’s temperature is very high. It can’t melt steel, but it can melt marble. Previously, when the night was so dark it was impossible to see, he blew fire that melted two of the four words that say ‘North Jing Middle School’ at the school entrance. The melting point of steel is approximately 1500 degrees Celsius and the melting point of marble is approximately 800 degrees Celsius. I estimate that the temperature of the flame he breathes is 1000 degrees Celsius or lower.” This truly was a very dangerous ability.

“What about the one that’s left?” Tang Mo’s tone was solemn.

“The one that’s left…he has a gun.”

“A gun?” Tang Mo’s expression went hard.

Chen Shanshan said, “Zhao Ziang likes to play survival games and is relatively familiar with firearms. He said that gun is one used by the police and was probably grabbed by that stowaway after the game started. But having a gun isn’t frightening at all. The frightening thing is that that person’s ability seems to have something to do with guns. He has unlimited bullets.”

Tang Mo’s heart tightened.

“Zhao Ziang said, in general, police guns have eight bullets. But last night, that stowaway shot at least thirty bullets. He didn’t change guns, nor did he change magazines. [8] Ultimately, we don’t know how many bullets his ability can fire and can only consider the worst situation - that he has unlimited ammo.”

Tang Mo’s eyes focused and he said, “The physical quality of official players is very high, with hard skin that can resist being cut by ordinary blades. But for the time being, we’re still unable to contend with guns. If we’re shot three times, we’ll lose the ability to fight. Reserves have even less ability to defend against guns.”

“Yes, we know.”

Tang Mo thought about it for a while. “Can you give me the big match to use?”

He had only just spoken when the chubby little boy hurriedly brought the big match and passed it over to Tang Mo. “I’ve been waiting for you to say the word. The physical quality of us three official players is the best and I get the sense that your strength is even greater than mine. Chen Shanshan said that it's best to give this to you to use.”

Tang Mo was slightly startled and looked at Chen Shanshan.

The short-haired girl’s expression was serious, like a small adult. “This thing is definitely really amazing.”

Tang Mo smiled. “In my hands, it will be even more amazing.” So saying, he pressed the familiar big match to his wrist. Instantly, the huge match disappeared, and a red match tattoo once again appeared on his wrist. Chen Shanshan and the chubby little boy’s eyes widened in surprise.

Tang Mo said, “My ability.”

The chubby little boy suddenly understood. “Like this, it can be considered a concealed weapon! It really is great!”

Time passed by minute and second and the sun gradually sank into the west. During the day, everyone was still able to relax a bit. As it got closer to evening, everyone’s minds tensed.

Tang Mo walked to the side of the little girl, Qiao Feifei. This weak and delicate ninth grade girl had a big stick tied to her body. She was a girl, but even more than that, she was an official player. She was even stronger than Teacher Li.

“Don’t use a stick. You’re a child and not big enough. You won’t be able to use a stick with your full strength, and having it tied to your body will be cumbersome, too. You’re more suited to use an agile weapon.” Tang Mo said, “Give the stick to me.” [9]

Qiao Feifei thought about it, then took the stick off her back and passed it to Tang Mo. “Okay.”

Taking the stick, Tang Mo felt the expected bizarre trace of strength.

He walked into a corner and took his ability book out of midair –

[Ability: Looking for a friend. [10]

User: Qiao Feifei (official player)

Type: Special type.

Function: Check player identities.

Level: Level one.

Restriction: Can only check five players’ identities a day. Moreover, cannot check directly when the target’s ability is much stronger than the user’s.

Remarks: It’s too trash. I don’t want to make a remark.]

It turned out that his ability was stronger than Qiao Feifei’s so she wasn’t able to directly see his identity and needed to touch him. Tang Mo looked down again –

[Tang Mo version usage explanation: Can check one player’s identity every day. This ability is too trash. If Tang Mo doesn’t pay for it, I also have nothing to say.]

Tang Mo had intentionally collected Qiao Feifei’s ability. Yesterday, after obtaining Li Bin’s ability, he had vaguely sensed that his physical quality seemed even stronger. He could see even further, his reaction speed was even faster, and his strength was even greater.

Before he had obtained Li Bin’s ability, Tang Mo wouldn’t dare guarantee that he could dodge the chubby little boy’s first nail attack. He wanted to verify that after obtaining another’s ability, in addition to the ability, he would also increase his strength.

The results were as he had thought. Tang Mo clutched the stick in his hand, forcefully pressing down the five fingers of his right hand. On the solid wooden stick, five shocking fingerprints appeared.

If obtaining others’ abilities could increase fighting strength, then in that case…

Tang Mo walked up to the chubby little boy’s side. “I’m a bit hungry. Little chubby, [11] can you give me this bread?”

Zhao Ziang was in the middle of eating to replenish his strength in preparation for a big fight. He mumbled, “There’s still a lot over there. Go get one yourself, okay.”

Tang Mo thickened his face. “I like the taste of the kind you have and it’s the only one left.”

The little chubby boy was extremely generous and gloomily gave the bread to Tang Mo.

Li Wen said, “Hey, Tang Mo, you’re even snatching the little friend’s food?”

Tang Mo didn’t respond to his words, but even so, his face was a bit ugly. He coerced bread from the chubby little boy and didn’t pay for it, but unexpectedly didn’t get his ability!

How could this be? Tang Mo was slightly unresigned. The chubby little boy’s ability was a very useful attack type. If he collected it, it would be a big help in the future. Tang Mo again coerced a few cookies [12] and a carton of milk. He didn’t want anyone else’s food, just the chubby little boy’s.

The chubby little boy’s face was green, wanting to cry without tears. “Why the heck are you staring at me, huh?”

Tang Mo’s face was even greener. “Another cookie.”

He ate two boxes of the chubby little boy’s cookies, a piece of bread, and a carton of milk. Tang Mo opened all of them and still didn’t get his ability.

The other people were all amused by their strange behavior, having a hard laugh together before the big fight.

Chen Shanshan took a pensive glance at Tang Mo. Just as Tang Mo had finally given up and turned to leave, she picked up a box of cookies and quickly ran over.

The short and thin little girl wasn’t good looking, yet she had an expression of unwavering determination.

She looked at Tang Mo. “Do you want to get things from others? Does it have something to do with your ability? Is it okay for me to give you something? With this, will you become even stronger?”

Tang Mo was startled.

How could she be so smart? How could she guess so accurately?

Chen Shanshan didn’t have an ability. Even if Tang Mo took her things without paying for them, there wouldn’t be any benefit.

Yet the little girl was earnestly staring at him, offering a box of cookies with both her hands. She grit her teeth and said, “I’ll give it to you. No matter what it is, I’ll give it to you as thanks for helping us.”

Tang Mo was just trying to figure out how to decline when he heard these words. He closed his mouth and accepted the little girl’s cookies.

The instant his fingers touched the cookies, Tang Mo’s eyes widened. After he had taken the ability book out just now, he hadn’t put it back into the air but instead into his backpack.

Now he took it out and opened it to look –

[Ability: Super Intelligence.

User: Chen Shanshan (reserve).

Type: Gene type.

Function: Develops the brain to its utmost. Super keenness.

Level: Level three.

Restriction: The upper boundary for the degree of accuracy of judgment is 50%. The extent to which physical strength can improve is 0.

Remarks: How can I always guess the actual facts? Stupid mortals, it’s because I’m smarter than you, ha ha ha ha…] [13]

“What is it?” Chen Shanshan asked.

Tang Mo lowered his head to look at this little girl. The big mole had previously said that official players and stowaways definitely had abilities while reserves might also possess abilities.

It turned out to be like this. It’s no wonder she was so smart.

“I will definitely take revenge for you.”

Chen Shanshan: “Good! Revenge!”

“Bang!” An ear-piercing gunshot broke the quiet of the night. Tang Mo twisted his head to the side and pushed Teacher Li, who was standing behind him.

Before his eyes, a silver bullet flew at a slow speed past the place where Teacher Li had just been standing. Tang Mo rapidly looked toward the place where the bullet had been shot from, his gaze focused.

Tang Mo said loudly, “Little chubby, smash the gym’s light.”

“Okay!”

A nail quickly pierced the air. The gym’s lightbulb was completely broken.

The world sank into darkness.

Surprised, Li Wen asked, “Tang Mo, what are you doing?”

Tang Mo crouched down to the ground and drew out a precise circle at an extremely fast speed. The sky was too dark and the other people only saw him suddenly crouching down without knowing what he was doing.

Tang Mo stood up and lightly said, “Drawing a circle to curse him.”

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Okay, sorry this was so late. This chapter was very long ha ha ha ha...

This is the end of Chapter Two: Official Players. Next chapter is the start of Chapter Three: Mario.

Translation Notes:

[1] Academic Olympics. The National Computer Competition here is the National Computer Rank Examination, a real Chinese exam that tests students’ abilities to use various computer applications such as Microsoft Office and even programming languages.

[2] And then in the original Chen Shanshan she wants to kill them, but this part is cut out in the print version. Let *clap emoji* middle schoolers *clap emoji* commit *clap emoji* murder *clap emoji*.

[3] There’s no non-awkward way to translate this, especially since it’s used as a direct form of address later on. It’s 小胖子 or ‘little fatty.’ I changed it to chubby at least because this is nicer in English than ‘chubby.’ Uh…setting aside complex issues regarding body image, culture, and untranslatable language differences, this isn’t supposed to be as mean as it comes across in English. It’s just an unfortunate nickname.

[4] Second year middle school student, but that’s a mouthful. I’m pretty sure this is the equivalent of eighth grade (year nine in the UK). Chinese schooling has six years of elementary school, three years of junior high/middle school, and three years of high school.

[5] As in, his capability as a person, not his Black Tower ability.

[6] 就是普通的玫瑰 - ‘it’s just ordinary roses’, but then there’s a second part - ‘月李什么的’ - and I’m not sure what this means. Guessing at a specific variety maybe? Discovered the answer, I was writing it wrong like an idiot. It's 月季 not 月李. 月季 is yueji, Chinese rose. So it's ordinary roses and roses. And I will just leave it as is.

[7] The classic Chinese elements.

[8] [sic] I don’t know enough about gun anatomy to definitively say whether you call it a magazine or a clip and when I tried to look it up the internet just asked me if I wanted to buy one. ┐( ´ д ` )┌

[9] In the original he also recommends she specifically use a knife instead.

[10] 找呀找呀找朋友 - This is a line from a common Chinese children’s song. [link]

[11] …*sigh* There’s really no way to translate this that doesn’t sound rude. It’s even worse because Tang Mo is literally the first person to actually call him 小胖子. Everyone else just calls him by his name. It’s only the narrator and Tang Mo who do it. Which is kind of hilarious but like. Just take my word for it that it’s not mean… lmao…

[12] 饼干 - The word for cookies and crackers (like Ritz or Goldfish or something, not rice crackers) is the same. I assume these are cookies but I’m not really sure.

[13] I suspect that this is a specific reference to something since this would be in line with the book’s style, but I’m not really sure. I can at least say it’s definitely really chuuni.

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hulijingemperor2 · 6 months

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Some weeks later~

These days A-Yao was taking care of his pregnant wife.

Yao: *kisses her forehead* how are you dear?

Qin Su: I'm ok. Just craving.

Yao: what are you craving. I'll get it for you.

Qin Su: strawberries and peaches.

Yao: that's it?

Qin Su: can you coat them with salt?

Yao: with salt? Sure.

Qin Su: tell the staff to coat them.

You're Huangdi after all.

Yao: *smiles* I'll do anything to make you comfortable nonetheless.

Qin Su: awww.

Can they be palace grown fruits? Because I'm your empress, right?

Yao: definitely. Remember we have a garden here.

And yes. *kisses* you are my empress.

Qin Su: *hugs* I'm glad Lan Xichen isn't your empress.

Yao: *adoring her clinginess* no dear.

Are you jealous of A-Huan?

Qin Su: mhm.

Yao: don't be.

Ok. let me go get you your fruits in our strawberry garden. It also has a couple of peach trees.

I'll pick them.

Qin Su: you're so so sweet.

Yao: it's my duty.

Anyways, A-Su, sadly tomorrow I'll be busy with imperial court and a few meetings.

I'll check up on you afterwards, ok?

Qin Su: that's alright. But I would love to hug your floof for comfort tomorrow.

Yao: hmm maybe I can split myself as a hulijing.

Qin Su: ah, that will work.

*hugs* I know you're busy and very hardworking.

Yao: mn.

I must run the empire for my children.

Qin Su: aw

Yao: I was already planning on what to give them, empire wise.

Rusong has Yunping and Laoling, and Jingyi has Gusu and Caiyi.

The both have mansions across the empire.

Our future child will have the same things.

I'll give them Moling and Qinghe

Qin su: that's a great idea.

I love how you split the Jianghu amongst them.

Yao: they deserve the best.

Qin Su: yes, they do.

Yao: *gently grabs her hand* I'll be back.

Qin Su: ok Huangdi.

Yao: Bicao. Get the staff.

They must stay here most of the time. Especially tomorrow.

Bicao: yes Huangdi.

Qin Su: you pamper me so much.

Yao: definitely.

Afterwards, when he went down the hall, he saw team dimple~ who stuffed cloth in their robes to make it look as if they're pregnant.

Xue yang: Jiggylicious!

Mo xuanyu: we're pregnant for you!

You're hella hot.

Xue yang: we were jacked up by a hulijing, heehee.

Right shanshan?

Su she: *blushing* y..yea...

Yao: ah team d. You have made me the happiest person in the world.

What do you need?

Mo xuanyu: a kiss.

Yao: sure. *kisses*

Mo xuanyu: *grinning and squealing*

Yao: *kisses Su Minshan*

Su she: *blushing and melting*

Huangdi, your kisses are so soft. *kisses his hand*

Yao: mn, thank you.

*kisses xue yang*

Xue yang: *hugs him tightly and makes out with him a bit* Jiggy.

Yao: yangyang.

Xue yang: you're so gorgeous.

Where are you going, gorgeous?

Yao: I'm going to pick some strawberries and peaches for A-Su.

She's craving them.

Accompany me.

Su she: certainly Huangdi. We'll do it for you, because we won't let you lift a finger.

Mo xuanyu: yea Yao gege.

Xue yang: sit and look pretty, while we do it.

Yao: thank you team d.

Su she: I'll shelter you from the sun.

It's really sunny out.

Mo xuanyu: I'll get some staff.

Yao: can you three get rid of the fake stomachs first? *laughing*

Team dimple: oh, right.

Now in their strawberry garden, team dimple took charge by picking the fruits while Minshan sheltered Ayao with an umbrella.

A-Yao was initially going to pick them, but team d won't let him lift a finger.

Xiying: Huangdi. We put some baby shower details on your desk.

You can thick them off and give us feedback later.

Yao: thank you so much. I'll read through them.

Xiying: we have hired lion dancers too.

Yao: two lion dance groups, right? One for us and one for the city?

Xiying: as you requested. Yes.

Yao: Minshan. Give him some pocket money for me.

I didnt bring my pouch, and these days I'm feeling more generous.

Su she: of course. *hands him some money*

Xiying: thank you Huangdi, and Xiandu.

Su she: Huangdi. I'm really happy for you!

Yao: thank you, dear.

Su she: it makes the environment so positive and calm. I hope Huaisang doesn't act up like an annoying rash.

Yao: I hope not.

Anyways, I'll be with A-Su. He can't cause any drama.

Xue yang: Jiggybun! We got your fruit!

Mo xuanyu: do they look sweet, Yao gege?

Yangyang and I ate a couple.

Please don't tell jiejie.

Yao: they do look lovely. A-Su won't know a thing.

Xue yang: why does she want a salty fruits? She could have made tonghulus out of them.

Yao: it's just her craving I guess.

She used to crave sour and spicy things when pregnant with Rusong.

On the other side, Rusong was playing the quqin for A-Su.

Qin Su: *touches her tummy* baby. Are you enjoying your big brother's music?

He'll teach you the guqin soon.

Rusong: *smiling*

Qin Su: let's listen.

Rusong: A-Yi. Why don't you play the flute as well?

Jingyi: good idea!

Qin Su: I'm loving the private orchestra.

It's so relaxing.

Rusong: thank you. I think I'll play the guqin more often for you and my baby sibling.

Qin Su: aww, Song'er, I would love that!

Yao: *enters with Qin Su's fruits* dear.

Qin Su: A-Yao!

Yao: Song'er, Yi'er. You're playing for your younger sibling? That's really adorable!

Rusong: yea, A-Die. We have to entertain our future sibling.

And music sets a soothing environment.

Yao: it is.

Jingyi: hence we volunteered.

Yao: you two are perfect.

A-Su. I brought you your salt coated fruits.

I requested that they don't put too much salt. It's not good for your BP.

Qin Su: they look delicious though! *blush* would you feed me?

Yao: certainly.

Rusong: *starts playing the guqin again*

~~~

On the other hand, a cloaked guy, who happened to be nie huaisang with a disguised voice, went to meet Sisi.

Huaisang: what are you doing madam?

Sisi: I'm heading to do my goddess' nails.

Huaisang: oh. Can I meet her?

Sisi: dressed like that?

Sorry, but you look like a thief.

Huaisang: I swear I'm not a thief!

Sisi: * unsheaths her daggar*

Huaisang: *trembling* don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me.

Sisi: I won't, if you behave yourself.

Huaisang: can I meet, Miss Meng?

Sisi: why?

Huaisang: it's urgent.

Sisi: follow me.

Huaisang: ok.

Sisi: *still holding up her dagger*

Huaisang: so you and Miss meng are close?

Sisi: yes. She's my muse.

I'm fortunate to have her company.

Sisi: Huanghou jiejie! Some cloaked guy wants to see you.

Huaisang: *standing still in her disguise*

Sisi: great her.

Huaisang: g...greetings....taihou.

Meng shi: Nie gui fei, why are you wearing a cloak? It's not winter.

Huaisang: *started*

Sisi: Nie gui fei?!! *pulls off his cloak*

Jiejie I didn't know!

Meng Shi: it's fine. And he's my son's concubine anyways.

I just don't know why he's incognito.

Huaisang: well. This is awkward.

Sisi: *pulls out a sword* what do you want?! You don't just dress like a thief to meet Huanghou jiejie or Huangdi.

Huaisang: why do you have so much weapons? Aren't the head maid?? Don't kill me pleeessseeee!!

Sisi: answer my question first.

Meng Shi: don't rough him up. He faints when he gets scared.

Like a possum.

Sisi: *puts away her weapons*

Huaisang: how do you know it was me, taihou?

Meng Shi: instincts. And your shoe has a tiny stitching of a type of leaf from a tree that's native to Qinghe.

The only two Qinghe members who can enter Jing Manor freely is A-Yao's concubines.

Huaisang: dang it. I thought that I would have looked stylish with this shoe I got for my birthday last year! You're so smart.

Sisi: how didn't I notice that? Anyways you are superior.

Meng Shi: it's tiny. So it would go unnoticed.

Sisi: mn.

Meng Shi: what's up, Nie gui fei?

Huaisang: *clears throat* taihou.

Got Meng Furen pregnant. San ge and team dimple are covering it up.

Meng shi: how dare you!!

Huaisang: it's the truth, taihou.

I snuck in and do the do with the empress.

Meng Shi: *slaps*

Huaisang: *falls on the floor while holding his face*

Meng Shi: you blame A-Su for infidelity and my son of lying?!

What do you want!

Huaisang: t...t....taihou....I can explain....

Meng Shi: why are you always causing chaos!

Wait til your brother hears about this.

Huaisang: please please! Don't tell my brother! Anybody but him! He'll ground me and take away my fans and art supply!

Sisi: should I lock him up?!

Meng Shi: no. I have a better punishment for him. But that will wait.

Sisi: *picks him up from off the floor*

You have 10 minutes to explain!

Meng shi: always some plot to harm my son and his family.

Huaisang: taihou. *sniffles* I have always dreamt of being in the spotlight, along with money, and power.

Sometimes I just want to take Meng Furen's place. And sometimes even Huangdi's.

Meng Shi: *slaps him again* so you want to usurp Yao'er's power!

Huaisang: *cries* and he seduced dage!

Meng Shi: that's not his fault, Huaisang! What if Yao'er is attractive!

Look. It's about time you act like a concubine.

Sisi: and stop scheming!

Huaisamg: but taihou. It's good for the plot.

Meng shi: enough!

Huaisang: *trembles*

Meng Shi: we still can't forget that you're the one caused A-Yao and A-Su to split.

Sisi: does Huangdi know about this?

Should I call Yao'er here?!

Meng Shi: no, don't bother him. And he's maybe with A-Su.

Yes, he knows about it, but he's giving Huaisang a chance to change.

Huaisang: it wasn't me! I swear!

It was sect leader Yao!

Meng shi: that vile man was just a median who can't keep his mouth shut!

The blabbermouth of the Jianghu. And you had orchestrated everything.

Huaisang: it....it was a mistake....I never should have......I don't know anything....

Meng Shi: let let me remind you then.

When you spread false and inappropriate rumors about A-Yao and A-Su. Sect leader Yao had stretched it further and added in poor little Rusong.

The fox spirits were with her but the Jianghu started gossiping.

A-Yao was afraid that they would start attacking A-Su and tarnishing her character.

So he decided to part ways with her.

A-Su went back to Laoling and A-Yao stayed in Jingjing and Lanling.

They were still chill with each other, and much in love. Yet they had to act divorced.

Little Song'er went back and forth from Laoling to Jingjing.

Huaisang: *sniffles* I'm....I'm ashamed....I just love chaos I guess.

Meng Shi: not towards my son! *goes to slap him again*

Huaisang: I'm sorry! *kneels* don't slap me again! My face is already red and swollen!

It was just an attempt to take her place!

Meng Shi: Qin Su and A-Yao are happy together.

And I don't want you meddling in their relationship!

Do you understand?

Huaisang: mhm. *sobbing*

Meng Shi: and if you plan to get rid of the Mengs. Just know we're immortal, and would fight for our empire.

Sisi: (Huanghou jiejie is so hot)

Huaisang: *speechless*

Meng shi: go walk through the streets with your swollen face and tell your dage about your crimes!

Sisi: leave!

Huaisang: *runs*

Meng Shi: ugh.

Sisi. Make me some tea.

Sisi: sure Huanghou jiejie. *supports her to sit*

Meng Shi: why is he so shady? When would he act like a proper concubine? When?

Another attendant: *massaging her scalp*

Meng shi: I'm watching those Nies.

~~~

Meanwhile, with A-Yao and Qin su.

Yao: *feeds her some tea, then wipes her mouth* are you good?

Qin Su: yea Huangdi.

And those fruits were so delicious.

I really needed that.

Yao: hmm. Glad you enjoyed.

Qin Su: did you think of any names, dear?

Yao: I'm thinking for a boy Meng Zhu.

And for a girl, I'm thinking of Meng Taihua.

Qin Su: those are lovely.

Taihua is a sweet name.

Yao: yes!

We'll reveal the name for the baby shower.

Qin su: *smiling* I agree.

Yao: *kisses*

Qin Su: *does the same*

Yao: do you have any names in mind?

Qin Su: I was thinking of a few, but I love your suggestions.

Meng Ru Taihua and Meng Ru Zhu.

It's really regal too.

Yao: Tai Gongzhu or Zhu Wangzi.

Qin Su: *snuggles* perfect.

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ssuminshan-official · 2 years

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Payback~~

Zixuan: *fanning himself*

Yao: *relaxing while Su she groomed his tail*

Jintang: Huangdi.....ehem, two Huangdis. Your tea.

Zixuan: thank you very much.

Yao: thanks.

Yao: Shanshan, you're so amazing. You're doing a good job.

Su she: *bhlush* thank you, Yaoyao.

Xue yang: *chewing on some candy* Jiggybuns.

Yao: yangyang.

Zixuan: excuse me? You have your people calling you by nicknames? And not by Huangdi?

Xue yang: I can call Jiggy however I want!! Peacock!!

Yao: because they're my besties, Zish.

Other than my team dimple, I'm down to earth with everyone.

I think that your attendants should give you a nickname too.

Zixuan: ohh. How does Dearest Huangdi sound?

Yao: *laughs and nods*

Xue yang: Jiggybun what about you and that peacock...... I mean zIxUaN Huangdi's loser good-for-nothing, deadbeat, womanizer dad?

Mo xuanyu: Jin guangshan!

Yao and Zixuan: *bursting out in laughter*

Zixuan: he's renting Jinlintai from us.

Yao: we inherited it, so we thought of letting him rent it out from us.

Extra revenue for our empire.

Mo xuanyu: lol you did what?!!

Yao: remember your extra allowance? That was from guangshan's rent.

Zixuan: oh come on. He gave us childhood trauma. And mistreated our moms, plus other unknown women.

Mo xuanyu: you're so amazing! I'm so blessed to have brothers like you!

Xue yang: ahahaahahhaah. So guangshit is renting from you two!!! Oh gosh!

I wonder how he reacted.

Zixuan: he cursed.

Yao: then cried because he's going to lose money.

But his tears were only soiling up our rugs.

Zixuan: so sadly we had to get it replaced.

Yao: even his clothes belongs to us.

Mo xuanyu: what about madam Jin?

Yao: we did nothing to her.

Su she: and what about Jinling?

Zixuan: He's living with me. And now is Ru Lan Wang zi. He also stays with Jiang cheng.

Xue yang: like you saved everyone from guangshan.

Zixuan: exactly.

Yao: isn't our gorgeous peacock emperor amazing?

Zixuan: isn't our splendid fox emperor amazing?

Xue yang: you two are divas.

*clapping* but heroes too!

Su she: where's stinky Zixun?

Zixuan: *laughs* he's my gardener.

Yao: what?! That's hilarious.

Zixuan: also he sweeps the steps of Jinlintai on weekends.

Mo xuanyu: oh my.

Yao: lovely.

Zixuan: he bullied my little bro.

I must do something about it right?

Yao: aww.

Yao: anyways, speaking of which. Aren't we supposed to collect money?

Zixuan: *sips tea* ask someone to do it, yaoyao.

Yao: let's visit him in person. *smile* and you know. Make ourselves comfortable.

Zixuan: ooo. Yaoyao. So devious.

Yao: thank you, Zish.

Xue yang: so is guangshit an emperor?

Zixuan: *spits out tea*

Jintang: *wipes mouth*

Yao: he doesn't have an imperial bone in his body, yangyang.

My A-niang was once a hulijing empress, but she was denounced as a prostitute.

Zixuan: and mine, a.k.a. Madam Jin was the peacock spirit empress, but she denounced it when she got married.

Sadly in Lanling, women weren't allowed to work or show strength.

However that has been changed, and now there are more female cultivators.

Poor Mianmian had to struggle though, but unfortunately left.

Xue yang: kind of strange how it happened twice. Lol.

Yao: Yea. Now he's just a clan leader. Well. Was.

Zixuan: when A-ling comes of age, he'll become the Jin sect leader, and I'll gift him a tiny empire of his own.

Mo xuanyu: so is there anything special?! These beings love to find significance in everything.

Yao: oh yes. The imperial expression.

He's golden + lineage + qualities.

Zixuan: and he's dimples + qualities + lineage too.

Xue yang: not the dimples again. Lol.

Yao: *laughs*

Zixuan: I didn't like how he treated my siblings so I planned to protect them, as well as use my potential to build my own empire.

Yao: same!

Zixuan: right. And A-Su lives with me. She's A-li's bestie.

But she has her own mansion.

Yao: that's so good to hear.

Yao: ah, I think we should go now.

We're getting late.

Zixuan: right. Let's go.

Yao: Hou, please arrange a caravan.

Hou: yes Huangdi.

Yao: team dimple, you comin'?

Su she: of course!

Xue yang: I want to see how badass Jiggy is!!!!!

Mo xuanyu: definitely!

Yao: great. Make that two~~

Xue yang: Jiggy, Jiggy, Jiggy. We're not princesses. Not even divas like you two. We'll pull up on our swords!

Yao: hahaha. Fine.

Zixuan: when am I a diva?!

Xue yang: when aren't you a diva.

Zixuan: hmpf!

~~~~

Hulijings: *surrounding the place*

Peacocks: *biting cultivators who try to stop them*

Yao and Zixuan: *sit on the Jin throne*

Zixuan: why are you shocked? Aren't you going to greet us? Ill mannered! *opens fan furiously*

Yao: should I use my golden strings to punish them?!

Zixuan: that may be the last resort!

Jin sect members: greetings.

Yao: where's guangshan.

*silence*

Yao: xue yang, darling. Can you drag him out?!

Xue yang: yea.

Guangshan:*runs in* landlords, landlords. I'm here!

Ugh bastard child we meet again.

Zixuan, hold on I got your money.

Yao: who are you calling bastard child.

Certainly not your landlord. Who give you a roof over your head.

Zixuan: you must pay both of us, remember. Have you forgotten?

Xue yang: his poor old brain. It slipped him!

Jgs: how dare you let your nasty hulijings run all over my place!!!

Yao: our place.

Ours as in mine and Zixuan's

Jgs: nothing belongs to you! Yao!!

Yao: *saunters, and rests his fan under jgss chin* Huangdi.

Jgs: *deliberately sneezes on Yao*

Yao: agh!!! Ew!! *walks away furiously*

Su she: *wipes him up.* relax, Huangdi, relax.

Zixuan: so much trouble to pay us? So bad.

Jgs: I'm fed up of paying you and that bastard! I can't even remember his name for a second!

Yao: *smiles ominously.*

*pins him on the floor with guqin strings*

Jgs: hey! Untie me!!!

Yao: *sits and opens fan*

Su she: *massaging his arm*

I'll help calm you.

He doesn't know your rage.

Xue yang: *unsheaths sword*

Zixuan: someone, get me some tea.

Jintang: sure Huangdi.

Yao: former sect leader. Do you like perfume?

Jgs: cut the small talk and get out!! I'll push you down the stairs again!

Mo xuanyu: the audacity.

Yao: answer the question.

Xue yang: *glaring mischievously while caressing his Jiangzai*

Jgs: yea. I do like perfume.

Yao: good.

My hulijings.

Hulijing bunch *in their fox form: *gathering up, and waiting anxiously for their leader's instruction*

Yao: fart in his face, and give him some perfume.

With pleasure, Huangdi.

Yao: lovely.

Jgs: what?!!

Yao: you said that you love perfume. So you got perfume.

Jgs: you little lowlife! I knew I shouldn't have let you into the Jin sect. But I just wanted to use you!! I have never accepted you!

Yao: *tightens strings* I realized that I didn't need to be accepted by you!

Jgs: bastard!

Yao: *strings starting to let out steam while his eyes turned a shiny gold* call me that again, and I'll cook you with my strings right in front of everyone!!

Jgs: that's what you are!

Yao: *stops heating up his guqin strings* you can't improve, can you?

I have only stopped because my beloved hulijings may get burnt.

Jgs: you only care about them?

Yao: yes. Have you ever cared about me? Or Xuanyu? Or A-Su

Mo xuanyu: ah, Yao gege. The love of my life.

Jgs: why should I care about outside children!

Zixuan: you better pay us double the amount of money.

Jgs: why?!!

Zixuan: you can't ask an emperor why.

Jgs: *cries* fineeeee. But what if I go bankrupt!

Zixuan: you won't. Because the sect is still running.

Jgs: I'm not thinking of those pests! I'm thinking about me and my expenses.

Zixuan: how selfish.

Yao: then you'll become a tea leaf farmer. That's all. *smile*

Jgs: what power do you two have?!!

Zixuan: we can fire you.

Yao: we even own your clothes, lol.

Jgs: *crying* oh gosh! I'm done for!

I should have kept it in my pants.

Jgs: and who told me to go around with multiple women! But, but I love women so much......*sobs*

Zixuan: what do you like about them?

Jgs: their shape. And beauty. Nothing elseeeee.

They got to be a little dumb too.

Yao: disgusting!

Xue yang: I won't spare him for nothing.

Zixuan: I'm surprised once again.

Yao: *sighs* well. I'm going to my old room to take a bath. Minshan, come with me.

Su she: sure.

And yes, we have packed extra clothes, just incase you guys spend the night.

Yao: lovely.

Jgs: so you're just going to leave me tied here?!!!

Yao: yea. Why not?

Yao: maybe. If you say, my marvelous Yao Huangdi, then maybe I'll untie you.

Jgs: never!!!

Yao: well stay tied, eat some floor.

Xue yang: and smell some farts!!!

~~~ Hours after.

Yao: *entering with Su she* I'm back.

Zixuan: finally, yaoyao. I was getting bored.

Yao: oh no.

Jgs: do you think that if you untie me, I'll give you two your rent money.

Zixuan: pardon him for not respecting you.

Yao: alright then. *releases strings*

Zixuan: *sighs* cultivators. They're so hard sometimes.

Jintang: *massaging Zixuan's arm*

Jgs: here you go. Half a million taels each.

Yao: thank you.

Zixuan: would you give any to A-Yu?

Yao: I think you should pay him too.

Jgs: no way.

Zixuan: don't let us throw you out.

Jgs: fine. Half a million for that child too.

Yao: excellent. Tata.

Zixuan: see you next month.

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Mo xuanyu: *giving A-Yao a shoulder massage*

Su she: A-Yao Huangdi. Some of my sect members had sighted a few Yao sect members moving about suspiciously. Especially within districts owned by you.

Yao: oh really? I wonder what they're up to. Keep a close eye on them.

Su she: yes. We're on it, Huangdi.

Xue yang: sect leader yao have sect members?!! I thought that the guy is the only member of his sect.

Mo xuanyu: haha. My same thought.

Su she: apparently he does.

Yao: if you see them again, capture them. I feel like they're up to no good.

Su she: sure. Because my members told me that they overheard them saying that they want to kill quote on quote, pesky fox spirits and invade the empire.

Yao: *raises brow*

Mo xuanyu: is this a challenge.

Xue yang: aren't they afraid of Jiggy. All fox spirits are protected by the empire.

Su she: no shame. And in one of A-Yao's districts too.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, I thought that you banned their sect leader from everydistrict within your empire.

They have some gull to step foot again.

Yao: yes I did ban him.

But I feel like sect leader Yao isn't behind this.

Feng: *stopping at the door* Huangdi, team dimple. Please, I need your audience.

Yao: tell me.

Feng: about 10 people from our defence team were brutally stabbed through the heart.

Yao: what?!!!

Feng: we brought them here, so that you can investigate on the case.

Yao: I'm on it.

We're suspecting the Yao Sect.

Yao and team dimple went outside to see a couple of dead hulijings on stretchers.

Yao: oh no.

Feng: they defended the empire till death.

Yao: and they'll be honoured for it of course.

Mo xuanyu: how dare that sect leader Yao.

Yao: surprisingly it isn't him.

It's someone from the Jin Sect.

The shape of the stab wound and their sword techniques are in fact a Jin technique.

Xue yang: how foolish of that person.

Mo xuanyu: is it guangshan?

Yao: does he even know about swordfighting. *rolls eyes*

Su she: he can't even control his man sword, I doubt he can control a normal one

Yao: haha, savage.

Xue yang: I know right.

Mo xuanyu: well it can't be Xuan gege because he has a strong alliance with Yao gege.

Su she: right.

Feng: Huangdi, what if it's Zixun.

Yao: hmm yes. That can be a possibility.

Mo xuanyu: Xuan gege's gardener?

Xue yang: I thought that he would have an army of garden gnomes.

Su she: what a pathetic man child. Challenging Huangdi like that.

Yao: he's already dead.

And Zixuan said that he disappeared suddenly.

Mo xuanyu: so this idiot is partnering with sect leader Yao. Or the other way around.

Yao: I don't care. They both will get a taste of my punishment.

Team D, let's go find Zixun's hideout.

Team Dimple: Sure!

Yao: generals, I want you to protect Jing Manor, A-Song and Jingjing from any attacks.

Let Song'er stay in my room to be safe.

Yes Huangdi!!

Su she: where would we find Zixun's hideout.

Mo xuanyu: would it be in Lanling?

Yao: without a doubt.

Because he's always sucking up to guangshan.

An hour after....

A Su sect member: *enters* Su Zongzhu!!!

Su she: what's up.

Zongzhu, one of our sect members have secretly tracked down Zixun's henchman. He was heading to an inn owned by Zixun in Lanling.

Su she: brilliant work!

Mo xuanyu: let's go!

Yao: you three will go in first then I'll come in after.

Su she: yea Huangdi.

Xue yang: I like your element of surprise, Jiggy.

Thereafter, they set off to Lanling in a lowkey manner.

Xue yang: Jiggy, if you slit Zixun's throat, that will be very hot of you.

Mo xuanyu: agreed.

Yao: *smile*

Su she: no time for flirting.

Xue yang: I know that you're thinking the same, Shanshan.

Mo xuanyu: to be honest, Yao gege looks gorgeous when he weilds Hensheng.

Yao: and don't forget my guqin strings guys.

Xue yang: how can we ever.

Mo xuanyu: we're guqin string fans.

Yao: yes, I'll use that to squeeze you two if you don't stop flirting in this serious situation.

Su she: told you so.

Xue yang: there are many censored things I want you to do to me, Jiggy.

Mo xuanyu: same. Y...You're a super model.

Su she: *blushing, but he wants to be obedient towards his A-Yao*

Yao: *laughing slighly* flattering, you two, flattering.

Su she: *blushes* I, I love you.

Yao: love you too.

Lanling, Zixun's hideout📍

Team dimple hid behind another building that seemed abandoned. However Zixun's Yao sect members had held large groups of fox spirits captive.

One of the yao sect allies, named Yao Zhang: *coming out from inside the hideout.* he said to start executing them!!

Understood!!!

Yao: *made an illusion of himself*

Zhang: that opponent is here!! *points sword*

Hostages: Huangdi!! Huangdi!!

Huangdi came to our rescue.

Zhang: shut up!

Huangdi!!!

Sect members: *wetting them with cold water to shut them up*

Yao: I'll kill the guy, then you three do your thing.

Team D: yea Jiggy.

Illusionary Yao: afraid to stab me?

Zhang: *swishes sword, but the illusion moved and reappeared.

Illusionary Yao: *clapping* well done. But don't miss next time.

Zhang: why aren't you dead?!!!

Illusionary Yao: duh, because you missed.

Zhang: *swishes*

Illusionary Yao: *kicks the sword out of his hands*

Zhang: how are you so fast and flexible!

Illusionary Yao: practiced!

Zhang: *tries to stab*

Illusionary Yao: *leaps and twirls in the air*

*cutting him up with his guqin strings several times.*

Zhang: get that hulijing bastard!!! Agh!

Clan members: *charging against him*

Illusionary Yao: *multiplies*

Clan members: *awestruck by the deep dimples of the Yaos.

Zhang: why are you just standing there!! Kill him.

But they're so many, boss.

Zhang: are...are you hallucinating? There's one bastard there.

Illusionary Yao: *disappears, then reappears.*

*stepping on Zhang's chest*

Zhang: D...don't hurt me....don't hurt me....Huangdi

Yao: *mashes him* keep quiet!

Zhang: *trembling*

Yao: you dare challenge me.

Xue yang: I wonder if I can borrow illusionary Jiggy. I want to challenge him.

Mo xuanyu: yea just imagine different illusionary Yao geges.

Su she: he's so talented and beautiful.

Yao: my illusionary selves are nothing but my essence.

Xue yang: you're right. You 10000 times hotter.

Yao: *raises brow, for team D to leap into action*

Su she: *engulfs the rest of Yao sect members in his mist, then slitting their throats*

Xue yang: *leaps and throws blinding powder in their eyes. Then severed their tongues*

Mo xuanyu: *frees the fox spirits with a talisman.* Run to safety ok!! Run far away from those maniacs.

Illusionary Yao: *looks down at him*.

Zhang: it...it. it was Zixun! That Jin Zixun. I'm just a part of his plan!

Illusionary Yao: ooo. You're his stooge.

*stabs* not impressed.

Yao (tm): *still staying hidden*

~~~

Zixun: what's going on out there?!

Team Dimple: *barging in*

Su she: you piece of sh*t!

Zixun: ah. Team dimple. *folds hands behind his back*

You were the ones who were causing the commotion.

I see you're wild just like your boss.

*locks door and takes a seat behind his desk*

Su she: don't you dare insult him!

Xue yang: oh don't stress, Shanshan, apparently this genius doesn't like his tongue.

Su she: or his life. Pathetic

Mo xuanyu: I thought you were Xuan gege's gardener.

Zixun: working for that wretched emperor?! I could care less! I have my own ambitions, and refuse to slave behind those two evil emperors.

Su she: xuanyu, tie him up before he flees.

Mo xuanyu: mn.

Zixun: I was always second to Zixuan! Then when that bastard son guangyao came along, I was third!! Guangyao didn't even get the appreciation, but he still became sect leader! That's not fair!!

Afterwards, Zixuan and Guangyao became emperors! And what do I get?!!

Xue yang: yea yea, we understand. Life is bad and Karma is a b*tch.

Su she: because of how you treat people! That was your biggest downfall.

You treat people like shit, so you land in shit..

Xue yang: good one.

Su she: oh don't give me a lecture, you mediocre cultivator! You're just like that fraud Lan sect leader Qiren!

And why I have to treat weak cultivators and poor people equally! That's not how the hierarchy works in the Jianghu!

Mo xuanyu: *slaps*

Zixun: I sucked up to Guangshan. Figuratively kissed his feet. But I got nothing! Nothing!

Zixuan got to be Huangdi and Yao became clan leader and Huangdi as well!

Xue yang: ew. Did you just say that you sucked guangshan's feet.

Su she: this dude has a feet fetish.

Mo xuanyu: heard the same.

Zixun: no!! Why don't you take me seriously!!

Mo xuanyu: are his toes salty?

Zixun: SHUT UP!!!!!

Su she: maybe tastes like shit. Or like Zixun's tongue because his mouth is filled with it.

Xue yang: or some type of wax.

Zixun: I told you too shut up!!

Mo xuanyu: unfortunately we don't take orders from anyone else.

Zixun: then where is your bastard emperor!! I don't see him! Is he afraid to see me!

Su she: he has no time to be afraid of a feet sucker like you.

Zixun: then why did he bring his little henchmen instead.

Mo xuanyu: he's busy being a successful Huangdi.

Zixun: that's BS. I knew that that Meng Yao was a fox spirit all along! How can a cunning fox spirit have an empire and I cannot.

Su she: maybe it was inherited.

Xue yang: but all you inherited was a candy wrapper.

Do you want one from me? You'll have two candy wrappers.

Mo xuanyu: what a fortune.

Now.

Team d: *death stare, while smirking slightly*

Su she: anything else you want to say?

Zixun: well. You can tell your Huangdi that I won't hesitate to overthrow him.

I'll take everything from him, and imprison his dear child.

Suddenly a qugin string came from behind, and choked him.

Yao: *smile*

Zixun: *coughing* Yao!

Yao: Zixun.

*pulls* why should they pass the message when I'm right here.

Zixun: *trembling* where did you come from?!!!

Team dimple: *grinning*

Yao: *ties the string around his neck, and sauntered in front of him*

since I'm here. You can tell me directly. *smile*

Zixun: *trembling* Yao you can't do anything to me!!

Yao: *sarcasm* oh. I can't?

*saunters*

Zixun: *trembling*

Yao: *glaring*

*unsheaths sword*

Zixun: *mumbling*

Xue yang: oh poor guy. Cat caught his tongue.

Su she: why are you quiet all of a sudden.

Mo xuanyu: insult him some more.

Yao: *wraps his sword around his waste again* this dude is no fun.

Mo xuanyu: *rests his hand on A-Yao's shoulder* Yao gege, I tied him up.

Yao: excellent. You're such a darling.

Xue yang: the guy says that he sucks guangshan's feet.

Yao: eww!!! *opens fan* but it's true.

Zixun, you shouldn't traumatize team dimple.

Su she: yea!

Mo xuanyu: that's Xichen and Huaisang's job!

Yao: here's some candy, Chengmei.

Xue yang: *grabs it and caresses A-Yao's face* thank you, my gorgeous boss.

Su she: Huangdi, he called me a mediocre cultivator and fraud.

Yao: oh my. Zixun *grabs him behind his head* that isn't nice.

Zixun: you're so passive aggressive! You always speak calmly but your words are still sharp.

Yao: well it took you some time to realise!

Zixun: I don't care! I'll kill all four of you!!

Yao: *slashes his arm* not if I do first.

Zixun: *coughs up blood*

You....sneaky....hulijing.....

Xue yang: why don't you stab him.

Yao: because I want to imprison the guy.

Let him suffer in jail.

Mo xuanyu; are you going yo tell Xuan gege?

Yao: of course! But after his and Yanli's function.

Zixun: what are they having?!

Yao: Minshan, tell him. *opens fan*

Su she: Li Huanghou is pregnant again, so they're having a ptrivate family function to congratulate them.

Zixun: I should go!

Mo xuanyu: does Xuan gege even want to see you.

Yao: sadly you'll be in prison. But I'll pull some strings ok.

Xue yang: guqin strings? Hehe.

Yao; exactly.

Feng and others: *entering*

Yao: he's right there. Capture him.

Feng: understood Huangdi.

Next up~~~ the baby shower/party

#jin guangyao #dimpledlianfang #meng yao #the untamed #mo dao su zhi #lianfang zun #mdzs au #xue yang #su minshan #mdzs

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dilebe06 · 5 years

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Ever Night + women

#ever night #drama #c drama #chinese drama #women #sang sang #mo shanshan #yu lian #qu ni #xia tian #lu chenjia #li yu #mu tu #ye hongy #madame zeng

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li-vera · 5 months

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A few sketches with kids :D

#teio #the earth is online #diqiu shangxian #地球上线 #chen shanshan #fu wenshen #tang mo

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astarlightmonbebe · 4 years

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I don’t ship them, but when they smile at each other? That’s cute.

#star shots #cdrama #ever night #ning que #mo shanshan #oh what ep was this #like 35?#like they’re actually so cute together !!#i just don’t feel the chemistry

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veronica-nardi · 5 years

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Ever Night, Commento A Caso

Lo so, sono in un ritardo pazzesco nel fare questo commento, ho ormai passato la metà stagione e non ho ancora scritto uno straccio di commento riguardo questa serie, ma ero troppo impegnata a suicidarmi i neuroni con i commenti di The Untamed, problemi??

Ora che ho finito, posso finalmente scrivere questo benedetto commento che, ve lo dico, sarà un commento fatto completamente a caso (come se gli altri avessero una logica).

Dunque, Ever Night mi sta piacendo molto. Mi piace il fatto che sia un incrocio tra Game of thrones, The Untamed, The Legend. È un bel mix tra fantasy e gioco del trono, gioco del trono che però si è completamente arenato da quindici puntate a questa parte.

IO VOGLIO GLI INTRIGHI.

VOGLIO TRADIMENTI.

VOGLIO GENTE AVVELENATA.

VOGLIO SANGUE.

VOGLIO COMPLOTTI.

Sarò sincera: sono molto stupita che arrivata all'episodio 37 l'imperatore SIA ANCORA VIVO. Se questa serie fosse stata GoT sarebbe morto nel giro di sei episodi.

La parte politica è completamente ferma. È ormai da troppo tempo che stanno dando più spazio alla parte magica.

Per non parlare di quei personaggi di cui non si sa assolutamente nulla da secoli. Il fratello dell'imperatore, il principe dello Yan, il boss della banda... dove diavolo sono? Cosa stanno facendo? Io capisco che bisogna seguire le vicende del protagonista, ma se non mi fai vedere i personaggi in scena per 10/15 episodi, io poi mi scordo della loro esistenza.

Parlando di politica, mi piaceva all'inizio la principessa. Altezzosa, intelligente, attiva, ambiziosa, pensavo mi avrebbe dato grandi soddisfazioni sul gioco del trono, invece non so più quanti episodi sono che non fa altro che chiacchierare con Sang Sang o con altra gente, oppure curare le ferite del fratello.

Se la principessa mi sta deludendo, mi piace invece l'imperatrice. Quello che mi piace di più è che qui non abbiamo il classico e banalissimo rapporto matrigna cattiva/Cenerentola della situazione. Qui l'imperatrice è buona, ci tiene alla ragazza, la considera la sua famiglia, e non ha alcuna intenzione di farle del male. Anzi, è quasi il contrario. Bello anche il conflitto dell'imperatrice, combattuta tra suo marito e il regno, e il suo popolo.

Il Terzo Principe mi fa morire dalle risate perché è un vero caso umano. Viziato, dispettoso, cattivo, arrogante, prepotente, questo ragazzo non è stato educato come si deve (imperatore e principessa, parlo con voi), ed è davvero senza speranze.

La parte fantasy è più copiosa.

(Sì, sto scrivendo a caso)

Dunque, abbiamo l'Accademia Tang capitanata da Fu Zi che si fa aiutare da vari maestri. Fu Zi è impegnato in un tour intorno al mondo ormai da mesi, mentre i maestri sono tutti pazzi. Uno che passa tutto il giorno su un'altalena secondo voi è normale?

Battute a parte, mi piacciono molto, sono simpatici, saggi e intelligenti, e sopratutto mi è il modo in cui hanno accolto il loro nuovo "fratellino" tra loro.

Poi abbiamo Xiling, e su questo dirò solo una cosa: DEVE BRUCIARE.

TUTTA XILING DEVE BRUCIARE.

E TUTTI I SACERDOTI DELLA "LUCE" (ma quale Luce??!!?)

E SOPRATTUTTO QUELLA VECCHIA STREGA DI CUI NON HO IMPARATO IL NOME MA STICAZZI PERCHÉ TANTO DEVE MORIRE PRESTO.

Xiling per me rappresenta i cultori di The Untamed. Sono un branco di pecore ipocrite.

Ora parlo dei personaggi.

Il protagonista.

Mi piace e non mi piace. È un bel personaggio, particolare nel suo essere una "pippa" che deve imparare a coltivarsi invece che partire dall'essere già un genio assoluto. Non lo trovo un personaggio particolarmente interessante, ma è simpatico, sbruffone, sfacciato, schietto, diretto, e mi strappa sempre vari sorrisi.

La cosa che mi fa storcere il naso è la recitazione. L'attore non fa cagare, ho visto di peggio. E ci sono momenti in cui mi piace, ma quando c'è da tirare fuori l'emotività la sua faccia sembra una papera di gomma. Non ce la può fare.

Sang Sang.

La amo. Ho imparato il suo nome già nel primo episodio (cosa rara per me) da quanto mi è rimasta impressa.

Simpatica, adorabile, pratica, sveglia, furba, e soprattutto arraffa soldi, e io LA ADORO.

Sono contenta che stia avendo una sua storyline separata dal protagonista, perché cominciava a diventare ripetitivo vederla sempre al suo fianco a fargli da mangiare.

Carinissimo il rapporto che si è venuto a creare con il Maestro, colui che è alla ricerca del Figlio degli Inferi... cioè lei.

Ebbene sì, perché @dilebe06 lo ha intuito fin dai primi episodi che Sang Sang è il nuovo Re Della Notte 2.0.

Prevedo tragedie.

He Mingchi

Lui mi piace assai. È un po' il Baelish della situazione. Un personaggio che trama nell'ombra e che osserva in silenzio. Se scarseggia di coltivazione spirituale, va però forte sulla scaltrezza. Peccato che il gioco del trono sia, come ho detto, momentaneamente fermo. Ma mi aspetto ancora qualcosa da lui. Ti prego non mi deludere!

E comunque il precettore che lo tratta a pesci in faccia ce l'ho ancora legato al dito.

Mo ShanShan

Credo sia il mio personaggio preferito. Credevo fosse una tizia tutta sognatrice e delicata, e invece negli ultimi episodi mi ha sorpreso assai.

(Ehm ehm... la ship partita super cliché anche no...)

Ma devo ammettere che lei e Ninq Que sono molto carini. E il loro rapporto è costruito e fatto bene, non troppo sdolcinato, ma anche con alcune discussioni interessanti.

ShanShan è gentile, educata, determinata, coraggiosa, combattiva, onesta, leale, spontanea, genuina.

Mi piace l'apertura mentale che sta sviluppando grazie alla compagnia del protagonista. È una buona evoluzione.

La sto amando veramente tanto.

Long Qing.

IL MIO VERO AMORE.

Mi basta guardarlo per amarlo.

Altezzoso, arrogante, freddo, distaccato, rigido di mentalità, orgoglioso, ambizioso, ma ha anche dei difetti.

Il suo problema è questo: ci crede troppo.

Non gli è bastato fallire all'esame dell'Accademia Tang, non gli è bastato essere battuto da un mediocre coltivatore. Non ha affatto messo in discussione se stesso, le sue capacità o i suoi ideali. È rimasto ancorato alla convinzione di essere il Figlio della Luce, il principe perfetto di Xiling, una creatura mistica e straordinaria che guarda gli altri come se fossero dei poveri pezzenti.

POVERO AMORE MIO CHE HA PERSO I SUOI PUNTI SPIRITUALI.

La sua vita è finita, non ha più senso, è un completo fallimento. Mi chiedo come farà d'ora in avanti.

E mi chiedo che faccia farà la Maniaca dei Fiori, tanto orgogliosa del suo perfetto principe, quando lo verrà a sapere. Sono curiosa di vedere se continuerà ad amarlo.

Lo so, non ho scritto un commento molto lungo, ho solo buttato giù qualche concetto giusto per farmi il punto della situazione. Ho anche notato che la prima metà della serie è servita come conoscenza e preparazione a quello che sto vedendo adesso. Abbiamo conosciuto i personaggi e il protagonista ha iniziato a coltivare, ma questo si poteva fare in 15/20 episodi. Solo adesso stiamo entrando nel vivo della storia. Solo adesso trovo la storia davvero eccitante.

E poi, dato il grande quantitativo di personaggi, ho impiegato oltre trenta episodi per trovare il mio preferito. Non mi era mai successa una cosa così.

E infine...

Sono la coppietta dei fiori, sdolcinati, perdono miele da tutte le parti, ma la scena della proposta, a me continua a piacere.

Il Principe di Xiling, in fondo, ha stile.

#ever night #long qing #ning que #sang sang #mo shanshan #xiling #c drama #chinese drama #fantasy drama #asian drama #costume drama #fantasy #serie

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