#the huli jing emperor

[hulijingemperor2]

This is a continuation 🌟✨️

[ssuminshan-official]

Zixuan and Yao: *sipping tea, while their attendants massaged their shoulders*

Zixuan: mirror.

Jintang: here huangdi.

Zixuan: Yaoyao, you think that I have a pimple?

Yao: *lifts his chin to examine* of course not.

Zixuan: good.

*smiles*

Jintang, here's the mirror back.

Jintang: yes Huangdi.

Yao: so are you enjoying your stay?

Zixuan: of course.

Your place is so marvelous.

Yao: thank you.

And you can come any time.

To check up on your Yaoyao.

Zixuan: sure.

Attendants: the relationship between the two Huangdis is so strong and adorable.

This will form great bonds between the two empires!

Yao: do you think I have pimples, Zish?

Zixuan: no. But dimples *laughing slighly*

Yao: oh my!

Zixuan: what's going on in your empire? It everything good?

Yao: yea, so far.

We're very successful.

Zixuan: great.

Yao: but that Nie huaisang keeps doing something. He had sent someone to kill my people.

Zixuan: how dare he.

Look Yaoyao, don't stress over that. *cups face*  You're too cute to stress.

Yao: sure. I had set things in place.

Zixuan: good.

Huangdis, your food.

Zixuan: *feeds him*

Yao: mnn. you take so much care of me.

Zixuan: of course. I never got the chance, in our childhood.

Yao: right.

Zixuan: take another bite. *feeds*

Yao: sure.

Zixuan: should I send my peacock spirits to torment him?

Yao: hmmmm. That sounds like a great idea, but......

Zixuan: they can scrape, and peck people's eyes out.

Yao: maybe you can let them scrape some members. I don't know.

Zixuan: I won't spare him if he does anything to you.

Yao: awww, Zish!

Zixuan: yes. Big bro is here. Eat some more food. *feeds*

And he has some gull.

Who is he in your presence.

Yao: lol. You're right.

Zixuan: remain gorgeous, Yaoyao.

~outside the room~

Su she: do you think that it's a good idea?

Xue yang: obviously. It's full proof.

Su she: why was I dragged into this?

Xue yang: xuanyu would never do anything to his brother. So I pulled you in.

Su she: *rolls eyes*

Ok. Once Huangdi doesn't get hurt.

Xue yang: *releases cockroaches on the floor* heeheehee.

Su she: you're a menace to society.

Zixuan: *screaming*

Yao: ew!!!!

Huangdi!

Huangdi calm down.

Zixuan: *jumps on the bed* kill those vermon!!!

Yes Huangdi.

Yao: *takes up a stick*

Zixuan: Yaoyao, grab my hand! I'll save you.

Yao: let me kill them!

This is bringing back memories!

Zixuan: *pushes him on the bed* no. I'll protect you!

Yao: who are going to kill them if I don't.

Zixuan: that's why we have servants for!

We must protect Huangdi from cockroaches and other pests!

Huangdi, the cocroaches are killed.

Zixuan: now burn this place down!

Yao: Zish no!!

Zixuan: fine.

Xue yang: * laughing* what's the matter, Xuanxuan?

Zixuan: xue yang?! You did this?!!

Xue yang: did what?

Zixuan: you released those pests in my room.

Xue yang: cockroaches will go wherever they want to go. I don't control them.

Xue yang: they're not fierce corpses, Zish.

Zixuan: Xuan Huangdi!!!

Xue yang: I can't remember all of Jiggy's titles. How am I supposed to remember yours.

Su she: *runs in, and grabs Yao's sleeve*

Yao Huangdi, we're sorry! Don't behead us.

Yao: *laughing*

Zixuan: why are you laughing? That was a life and death situation.

Yao: Zish, it was so funny.

Xue yang: Yao Huangdi approved!

Yao: yangyang, you're so mischievous. But please don't trouble Zixuan.

Xue yang: but he's so funny. Did you see how he just leapt on the bed like a cat!

Yao: oh gosh.

Zixuan: stop laughing at me!

That's illegal.

Xue yang: when was laughing illegal, Zish.

Su she: *still hugging Yao's sleeve* you can't mock the emperor.

Xue yang: Jin Gongzi. If I must laugh, I would laugh. And you can't do anything because I'm above the law.

Yao: Zixuan, just laugh it out and forget.

Xue yang: sour sour peacock! Who in their right mind made this unruly peacock a leader. Hmpf!! Lan lips is less annoying than peacock.

Yao: yangyang.

Su she: I have no comment.

Yao: Zish. Let's go get some facials at my in-house beauty pavillion.

Zixuan: ok. They have already ruined my mood.

Su she: they?? Who they!!

Yao: *laughing*

Xue yang: Jiggybun, are you mad?

Yao: of course not. You're my cute little gremlin.

Zixuan: *opens fan*

Yao: let me go cheer Zish up. *smile*

Xue yang: goodluck.

Jintang: *confronting them* Huangdi Huangdi, you both have to go back to Jinlintai remember. To check on the mentainance.

Zixuan: oh right.

Yao: yes. We didn't get to check last time.

Zixuan: thank you for reminding us.

~~

Lanling 📍

Yao and Zixuan: *entering*

Jgs: what are you two doing here?!

Well, at least Zixuan is welcomed.

Yao: *smirk*

Zixuan: no no, A-Die.

You shouldn't treat your second Landlord like that

Yao: exactly.

Jgs: *sigh* now why are you two here?! I paid you already!

Yao: just checking up on the mentainance.

Jgs: go sniff the step.

Yao: pardon?

Zixuan: we don't do that.

Now how's A-niang? I hope she's living her best life here.

Jgs: she's there. Quarreling at me.

Zixuan: well let her quarrel.

Jgs: why?! It's better for her mouth to be shut!

Zixuan; ah ah, that's not the agreement.

What's the agreement?

Jgs: to hell with your agreement!

Yao: *pulling out his guqin strings*

Jgs: no, not the guqin strings!

The agreement states that Madam Jin must live like a Huanghou while I pay the rent. She must not lift a finger or stress about anything.

Zixuan: great. And you're not doing that.

Yao: she would have been paying the rent too. But since Zish and I are a team, I can't do that to her.

Fuying: *running in* Huangdi, Jinlintai is low on staff for some reason.

Aparently a few female servants started protesting on Jin guangshan's kink.

Zixuan: ew. A-Die.

Yao: oh what a pity. How long would it take to hire a new staff?

Fuying: maybe a month.

Yao; fine. For the mean time, we will give them a stipend. And guangshan can maybe clean with the remaining servants, until we hire more.

Jgs: WHAT?! ME? CLEAN?

Yao: well you love to dirty the place. Why don't you tidy up.

Zixuan: please. Just for one time. It won't be that hard. You just have to sweep, cobweb. Maybe wipe some ornaments down.

Jgs: let Madam Jin do it.

Zixuan: she'll break a nail, sorry.

Yao: can you stick to the agreement, old man.

Jgs: what have I done to deserve this! *cries*

Zixuan: could have kept it in your pants.

Yao: simple.

Zixuan: speaking of cleaning, let me show you Zixun. He's here to sweep the steps.

Yao: lol!

Jgs: why did you do that to Zixun?

Zixuan: relax. I'm paying him.      

Jgs: you and Zixun were so close! And you replaced him with that walking thrash called guangyao!

Zixuan: he fought with A-Li and insulted A-Yao on many occasions.

Zixuan: let's go Yaoyao.

Yao: sure.

~~

Yao and Zixuan:  *standing on the steps while being sheltered by their attendants*

Both: *opening their fan* 

Zixun: I'm here I'm here! Sorry I'm late.

Zixuan: 2 minutes late. But that's fine.

Zixun: ew, what's that bastard doing here!

Zixuan: he's the emperor of hulijings. Have some respect.

Zixun: *rolls eyes* I didn't know that a bastard can be an emperor.

Yao: I didn't know that a talentless cultivator can be a step cleaner. Guess both of us are surprised today.

Zixun: *scoffs*

Zixuan: now get to work. And stop meddling in our affairs.

Zixun: whatever.

Zixuan: said something?

Zixun: nothing. *strained* Huangdi.

Zixuan: did you trim my rose bush?

Zixun: yes.

Zixuan: marvelous.

And I hope you didn't speak to your Huanghou (A-li) rudely.

Zixun: *grumbling* no I didn't.

Zixuan: what did you say? I can't hear you.

Zixun: no I didn't, Huangdi!!!!

Zixuan: perfect.

Yao: Zish, this is an ideal job for him.

Zixuan: I know right. Do you want any garden work done? You can borrow him if you want.

Yao: no I'm fine. 

Also negativity isn't good for my empire.

Zixuan: you're right.

Fuying: Huangdis, everything else is properly maintained. And Jin guangshan is getting ready to clean.

Yao: excellent.

Zixuan: marvelous.

Well let's leave then.

Yao: sure.

*descends the stairs with their entourage*

Zixun: (look at these two cocky 'emperors'. Wait till I push that Yao down the stairs.

When Zixun went to push A-Yao, some fox spirits appeared out of nowhere, and attacked him.

They ripped and chewed on his clothes and bit him on his limbs and face.

Zixun: *screaming* get away from me!

Yao: did you hear something?

Zixuan: no.

*turns around* Zixun, hulijings are extremely devoted to their emperor.

What do you think would happen if you try to hurt him.

Zixun: can you run these pests away?!

Yao: my hulijings, don't maul him to death.

But yes, you may use him as a chew toy for the while.

Zixun: a chew toy?!!!

Yao: yes.

Let's go Zish.

@verycatbluebird

[dimpledlianfang]

The secret of Team Dimple. ~ part 1.

Within A-yao's harem, him and xichen had been dating for a long while, but he hasen't told his er ge a personal, and somewhat supernatural secret yet. Despite being able to converse about anything due to their closeness, Jin guangyao was still waiting for the right day and time. But what was this secret?!

What is this thing that he's hiding from him? And it's not only Yao, but his besties too.

Jin guangyao is a huli jing, fox spirit~ werefox~~ whatever you may refer it as. This makes his cultivation energy higher, his fighting skills more profound and his Instincts more sharp. Like supernaturally sharp. He can detect things from miles away~ due to scent.

In addition, huli jings can also poison or put people on trances, or make them lose their memory, but A-Yao doesn't use it, well not yet. He might do it on enemies.

And as for his intellectual capacity. His mind is working faster than ever!

Xichen: *meeting him in Lanling, Jinlintai* A-Yao.

Yao: er ge!

Xichen wraps his arms around him, and gives him a kiss. Then Yao quickly tippy toed, and gave Xichen a kiss on his nose.

Yao: Welcome to Jinlintai once again, er ge.

Xichen: thank you. How are you, A-Yao? *caressing his chin*

Yao: *smile* fine for now. But work is hectic as always.

Xichen: I see.

You're truly hardworking, A-Yao.

But don't forget to rest.

Yao: sure. Whatever my er ge says. *smiles and bows*

Xichen: *catches his bow*

Yao: *blush* let's sit and chat, next to the peonies? Or in my room?

Xichen: amongst the peonies is fine. Maybe I can pick some for you.

Yao: *blushing* er ge!

Both: *sitting near a hedge of yellow peonies that were fully bloomed.

Xichen: *adorning him with flowers* A-Yao, it's good that Wangji didn't come today, because this would be awkward.

Yao: does he know that we're dating?

Xichen: yea, but I get shy around you when he's here. Like I wouldn't know what to say.

Yao: aww. How surpising, that the great Zewu Jun is shy to speak to me when others are around.

Xichen: *blushing* it happens.

Yao: *kisses his blushing face*

Xichen: A-Yao, Wangji is busy, as Wei Gongzi's birthday is coming up.

Yao: ah yes. He's in the cloud recesses, with about five chickens and four ducks.

Ah, and emperor's smile.

Xichen: hey how did you know?

Yao: Instincts.

Xichen: do it again.

Yao: well Wei Gongzi is trying to wake up from a hangover, sect leader Jiang is quarreling again. And A-Ling has just gotten bruised on a night hunt with friends.

Oh poor A-ling.

Xichen: this ability is so cool. You're really gifted.

Yao: thank you.

*turning to a peripheral sect member* can you get the clan physician, please? I would appreciate it.

X: sure Zongzhu. Are you sick?

Yao: no. It's for A-Ling.

You know he must of injured himself.

X: you're very very generous, Zongzhu.

Xichen: A-Yao. What's this chew mark on your fan?

Yao: oh that?! Er ge, that's an old mark! A-Ling used to chew on my fans when he was little.

It's true that Jinling would chew on Yao's fan during his early childhood, but these chew marks belonged to Yao.

When he becomes a full fox, he likes to relax while chewing on a fan.

Yao: sometimes he would fall asleep on my lap, with my fan in his mouth.

Xichen: aww that's really adorable.

You're a great xiao shushu, showing love to your nephew.

Yao: yea, er ge.

On the other side, a Misty spell master was partaking in his leisure of messing with Nie huaisang. Su Minshan can teleport wherever he likes, and he would disappear within a split second.   He also has spiritual phantom abilities.

Not to mention that he can also play distorted music!

Su she: *tying Nie huaisang up with a cloth* 

Nie huaisang: are you satisfied?! Now get lost and stop haunting me!

Su she: shhh. I'm not done with my daily run yet.

Nie huaisang: why do you like to mess with me?

Su she: because you're the only one to mess with *grin* and you look nice tied up like this.

*picks up a couple of nhs's fans*

Nie huaisang: don't touch that! Put them down! You fake Lan!

Su she: are there any fans with softer material! That can be chewed on?

Nie huaisang: what?! Why do you need to chew on a fan!

Su she: it's a metaphor, idiot! I was talking about the quality.

Nie huaisang: just leave my fans alone!

Su she: *dissappears with the fan*

Got to go back to the teahouse.

* the teahouse is an abandoned mansion, owned by Yao, who purchased the land that it was built on. It serves as a team dimple secret hideout, where they can act like the gremlins they are.

Nie huaisang: heyy!

Aren't you going to untie me!!

Nie huaisang: Dage! I'm being haunted again.

Can anyone help mee.

This Su she had also ransacked my room.

But........

What teahouse is he talking about?

~~~

📍at the teahouse~~

*mo xuanyu and xue yang, play fighting*

Xue yang: *pushes mo xuanyu against a post.

Mo xuanyu: agh. *runs and puts him in a chokehold.

Xue yang: *smiling while showing off his fangs* I like this kinda thing. But I'm afraid that this young vampire prince is too weak.

Mo xunayu: *kicks him away* and you're too old!

Xue yang: how dare you!

Mo xuanyu: I guess the old vampire prince should do a facial.

Xue yang: I do, xuanyu! With blood.

You don't know anything about me!.

Xue yang: wait, did you just call me old?!

Mo xuanyu: yes. Because you're old.

Xue yang: *bites him on his shoulder*

Mo xuanyu: *bites him on his arm*

We're even!

Xue yang: that's unfair!

You're my chew toy. Not the other way around!

*starting to wrestle*

Xue yang: xuanyu your blood tastes weird, what did you eat?

Mo xuanyu: just some roasted pork.

Xue yang: ugh. That person wasn't a good cook btw.

Mo  xuanyu: I cooked it.

Xue yang: you aren't a good cook.

Mo xuanyu: *rolls eyes*

Su she: *enters* guys I'm back.

Oh gosh they're fighting again.

Lemme wet them real quick.

*wets*

Xue yang: *hiss*

Mo xuanyu: Su she!

Su she: I'm back.

Xue yang: so! Did you bring any candy?

Su she: no.

Xue yang: then go back and get some.

Su she: I just got here, xue yang.

Xue yang: so?

Xue yang: where's Jiggybun!

Su she: maybe talking to that Lan.

Xue yang: as always.

Su she: I don't like how he keeps taking up my Zongzhu's time.

Xue yang: oooo. Is the mighty Ghostface knight jealous of a Lan, for the second time. Omg! *laughing*

Su she: shut up xue yang.

Xue yang: when you're not jealous, then I'll shut up.

* Su she is still a sect leader, yet supernaturally he chose knighthood, to be in service to Jin guangyao.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege arrive soon.

I also miss him.

Xue yang: I just want to take his candy. And get attention.

Su she: is there a time when you don't do that.

Yao: *sneaks up behind xue yang, and wrapped a guqin string around his neck*

Xue yang: where did you come from?!

Yao: *smile* bullying my ghosty knight? And ramping with A-yu?

Su she and mo xuanyu: *astonished*

Bixia! (your highness)

Yao gege!!

Xue yang: Jiggybun. How hot of you.

Yao: *pulls strings*

Xue yang: *grinning*

Xue yang: now tell me. How did foxy get in?

I didn't hear the front door open.

Yao: there was a little space between the floorboards and the wall. So I went through there.

You can praise my skill later. *laugh*

Su she: *clapping* so talented and flexible!!

Mo xuanyu: that's so cool.

He moved so stealthily.

Xue yang: *escapes his grip, turns around amd bites him on his neck*

(T/n. You can't turn a huli jing or any other supernatural being into a vampire by biting)

Yao: *let's out a little scream*

*makes his fox ears and tail appear*

Su she: looks like the huli jing emperor is going to seek revenge on you.

Mo xuanyu: or maybe Zewu Jun.

Yao: *bites him back on his neck*

Xue yang: aaggh!! now I know where xuanyu got it from.

Jiggybun, your canines are sharp!

Yao: those fangs of yours are also sharp, Chengmei. Also, I wanted to get the pleasure in biting you.

Xue yang: aww. I'm flattered.

Yao: anyways. Here's your candy.

Xue yang: ah, how generous of the fox emperor.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, have a seat. And I'll make you some tea.

Yao: that would be lovely. *smiles, then took a seat.

So what mischief did you guys do when I was gone?

Su she: I was haunting nie huaisang.

Bixia look, I brought a fan for you to chew on.

Yao: *grinning excitedly* oh Shanshan. How thoughtful.

Excellent, my Ghostface knight.

Xue yang: why don't you chew on an animal corpse of something?

Yao: no no, I rather fans and pendants instead.

Xue yang: pampered diva.

Su she: he's an emperor, what do you expect.

Xue yang: Jiggy. I strangled a chicken. And sucked it's blood.

Yao: lol you did what?!!

Xue yang: yea Jiggy. I just grabbed a hold of his neck and told him to shut up.

Su she: is xuanyu the chicken?

Xue yang: nooo. It's a real chicken. I broke into someone's chicken pen.

You should have seen when I smacked that chicken in the face!

(Since they're half vampire half cultivator, the sun doesn't bother them as much~ also they have a sunscreen talisman)

Yao: oh Chengmei! Your antics. *laugh*

Mo xuanyu: your tea *smiles*

Yao: so sweet. Thank you, A-Yu.

Mo xuanyu: I didn't go out much, because I was revising demonic cultivation.

Yao: oh nice.

Xue yang: what did you tell Lan lips, Jiggybun. Did you kiss him? Did you bite him?

Yao: *laughs* we were just hanging out, Chengmei.

Xue yang: did you tell him that you're a sexy huli jing yet?

Yao: no.

I'm waiting on the right time.

Xue yang: I can tell him for you. I'll march up to him and say, Lan lips, the Jiggy is not the Jiggy you see him as. He's a very hot and powerful huli jing. Who's also an emperor! Now clean his room, peasant!

Yao: oh please don't.

Su she: but you can call him a peasant. I don't mind.

Yao: er ge is a respected cultivator. Don't call him that lol.

Xue yang: keep taking up for your er ge.

Su she: he put Bixia under a trance, lol.

Xue yang: with those Lan lips.

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips cultivation.

Yao: what do you three have with er ge?

Xue yang: it's the simp club code.

Mo xuanyu: to stop fighting over Yao gege and share him.

Su she: so we decided to exclude the Lan.

Mo xuanyu: Jiang.

Xue yang: and the Nie. However meaty and buff he is!

Yao: *shakes his head* oh goodness. This harem of mine.

Xue yang: we're the original team dimple, Jiggybuns.

Yao: I hear you.

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To be continued.

@verycatbluebird

[wangxianficfinder]

A/B/O Compilation

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Omega WWX / Alpha LWJ

🔒🧡 in flagrante delicto by synonemous (E, 39k, WangXian, Modern AU, Serial killer WangXian, A/B/O, Mpreg, Smut, Wangxian's Canon Kinks, Modern Yi City arc, Angst with a happy ending)

🧡 Don't Wanna Fall by nekojita (M, 111k, WangXian, Mpreg, A/B/O, Fix-it, Lots of pining, Angst with a happy ending, Canon Divergence, Child thief WN)

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4018 by sweetlolixo (E, 28k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, A/B/O, Older LWJ, Immortal LWJ, Pregnant WWX, Alpha LWJ, Omega WWX, Age Difference, Boypussy, Vaginal Fingering, Dry Humping, Knotting, Blow Jobs, Dirty Talking LWJ, Angst with a Happy Ending, Size Difference, Feminization)

Sizhui's Smiles by RenaFair (T, 11k, WangXian, Possessive Behavior, A/B/O Dynamics, Alpha LWJ, Omega WWX, Alpha LSZ, Mpreg, Minor Child Character Death, Read the summary between the lines)

and the calm is deep where the quiet waters flow by izanyas (M, 303k, WangXian, off-screen rape, oppression, violence, sexual assault, grief/mourning, unwanted pregnancy) Mind the warnings!!

Not my Betrothed by Missty0foxx (E, 21k, WangXian, Canon Era, A/B/O Dynamics, Younger WWX, Older LWJ, Teenage WWX, Alpha LWJ, Omega WWX, Possessive LWJ, Jealous LWJ, WWX Has a Fear of Dogs, Abusive YZY, Sexual Tension, Cockblocking, LWJ Has a Biting Kink, Rough Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, WWX Self-Lubricates, LWJ Has a Big Dick, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bites, Knotting, Rimming, Nesting, Pheromones, Implied Mpreg)

truly a love story for the ages by sweetlolixo (E, 4k, WangXian, Modern AU, Omegaverse, Dark LWJ, Dark WWX, Alpha LWJ, Omega WWX, Dark!Wangxian, Power Couple, slight daddy kink, Crack, Pregnant WWX)

Home is where the heart is by HikariNoHimeWriter (T, 3k, wangxian, JYL/JZX, JYL & WWX, JYL & LWJ, No Sunshot Campaign, A/B/O, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Omega WWX, Omega JYL, Alpha LWJ, Rogue Cultivator WWX, But only a glimpse of it, JYL is a good big sister, She Deserves Love, She also loves A-Xian, more love for her, Family Fluff, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Not JC Friendly, Abusive YZY, JC & YZY are only mentioned)

🔒 Disruptions by mondengel (M, 3k, wangxian, A/B/O, Mating Cycles/In Heat)

Tastes Like You by airinshaw (E, 30k, wangxian, modern, A/B/O, Alpha LWJ, Scenting, Claiming, Bites, Getting Together, Light Dom/sub)

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🔒A Mother’s Curse (A Mother’s Blessing) by Eudoxia (E, 33k, wangxian, A/B/O, Omega WWX, Alpha LWJ, Huli Jing LWJ, Huli Jing WWX, Everyone Lives, Curses, Case Fic, Animal Transformation, Arranged Marriage, Misunderstandings, No Sunshot Campaign, No Yīn Iron, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, LXC is a good brother!, He tries so hard!!, Mentions of Ace LXC, Mentions of Ace WN, Knotting, Rimming, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bites, Mating Bond, Size Kink, 69 (Sex Position), Mpreg, Pregnancy, Pregnant Sex, wangxian Have a Breeding Kink, Intersex Male Omegas, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Squirting, wangxian Have a Non-Con/Rape Kink, but no actual CNC/rape play occurs in this fic. It's only discussed. there is also discussions of monster fucking but no actual monster fucking)

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🔒🧡 Rule Number One: Never get attached. by KizuKatana (E, 130k, WangXian, Modern AU, A/B/O, Criminal underworld AU, Fluff and angst, Crime boss LWJ, Rouge criminal genius WWX, Explicit Sex)

The best kept secrets (taste the sweetest) by h0peless_oblivion (T, 13k, WIP, WangXian, Omega Verse, A/B/O Dynamics, Canon Divergence, Mpreg, Unplanned Pregnancy, Getting Together, Mutual Pining, Misunderstandings, Child LSZ, Alpha LWJ, Omega WWX, Fluff and Angst, Secret Baby, Past pining while fucking, Happy Ending, WWX doesn’t lose his golden core, Probably ooc, mention of possible SA (not between wangxian), Madam Lán Backstory, Good Uncle LQR)

The Marks on my Skin by Missty0foxx (E, 18k, WangXian, A/B/O Dynamics, Alpha LWJ, Omega WWX, Teenage LWJ/Teenage WWX, Matchmaker LXC, Red String of Fate, First Kiss, Pining WangXian, Fluff and Smut, Abusive YZY, Weddings, Marriage, Wedding Night, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Rutting, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bites, Blow Jobs, Self-Lubrication, Marathon Sex, Knotting, LWJ Has a Big Dick, LWJ Has a Biting Kink, WangXian Have a Breeding Kink)

🔒Pendulum by ShippersList (M, 69k, WangXian, XiYao, Canon Divergence, A/B/O Dynamics, Non-Traditional A/B/O Dynamics, Alpha LWJ, Omega WWX, Misunderstandings, Canon-Typical Violence, Spies & Secret Agents, Fake Character Death, Slow Burn, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, BAMF WWX, Attempted Sexual Assault, Canonical Character Death, Mutual Pining, Good MY, Introspection, Self-Sacrificing WWX, Love Confessions, Protective LWJ, past child sexual abuse)

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Omega LWJ / Alpha WWX

ornament by iliacquer (E, 5k, wangxian, A/B/O, Breathplay, Extremely Dubious Consent, Alpha WWX, Omega LWJ, Implied Mpreg, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Public Sex, Public Humiliation, Exhibitionism, absolutely unhinged ooc smut, Top WWX, Bottom LWJ, Collars, Inappropriate use of resentful energy)

plant the seed of your love, let it take root by lulu_kitty (E, 37k, wangxian, modern, A/B/O, Omega LWJ, Bottom LWJ, Alpha WWX, Top WWX, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Nesting, Knotting, Wangxian Have a Breeding Kink, Intersex Anatomy, Vaginal Sex, Anal Play, Double Penetration in Two Holes, Male Lactation, Lactation Kink, Quarantine Baby AU, Domestic Fluff, Mpreg, Unplanned Pregnancy, Pregnancy Kink, pandemic references, Everyone Lives AU, PWP, Fluff without Plot, Bratji behavior, Unrealistically Good First Time)

shyer by mellowflicker (E, 2k, wangxian, A/B/O, Canon Divergence, Omega LWJ, Alpha WWX, Bottom LWJ, Mating Cycles/In Heat)

five years gone by quillifer (E, 14k, wangxian, modern, A/B/O, Mpreg, Alpha WWX, Omega LWJ, Breakup/makeup, Miscommunication, Pregnant Sex, consent is king, soft sad and horny, Happy Ending, Bottom LWJ, Hurt/Comfort, Unplanned Pregnancy)

🔒❤️ spider lilies to sunflowers by cicer (E, 33k, wangxian, A/B/O, YLLZ WWX, fairy tale elements, mpreg, omega LWJ, alpha WWX, LWJ topping from the bottom, Mojo’s post)

🔒 so full of love i could barely eat by cicer (E, 40k, wangxian, A/B/O, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Omega LWJ, Alpha WWX, Bottom LWJ, mentions of mpreg, Breastfeeding, Lactation Kink, Male Lactation, Golden Core Reveal, Fix-It, Canon Divergence, Intersex, Knotting)

🔒 I is for Instinct by beeswaxing (E, 71k, WangXian, A/B/O Dynamics, Alpha WWX, Omega LWJ, Scenting, Possessive Behavior, Getting Together, First Time, First Kiss, Public Display of Affection, Public Claiming, Omega Verse, Good Parent LQR, Alpha YZY, Good Parent YZY, Family Feels, Fluff, Romance, Aftermath of Violence, Slice of Life, Modern AU, College/University, BAMF WWX, Soft WangXian, Barebacking, Knotting, Semi-Public Sex, Shameless, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mpreg)

penumbra by globose (E, 21k, WangXian, A/B/O Dynamics, Bottom LWJ/Top WWX, Mpreg, YLLZ WWX, Demon/Human Relationships, Supernatural Elements, Omega LWJ)

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Omega/Omega

🔒💖 i am the storm by everythingispoetry (M, 3k, wangxian, canon divergence, Sunshot Campaign, A/B/O, non-traditional A/B/O dynamics, Omega LWJ, Omega WWX, BAMF WWX, protective WWX, pre-relationship, mentions of rape/non-con, mentions of miscarriage)

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Alpha/Alpha

Body Language by Scourge Daughter (scourgedaughter) (E, 33k, wangxian, F/F, modern, Office au, Office Romance, Hacking, hacker au kinda even though there's barely any onscreen, cybersecurity, A/B/O, Alpha/Alpha, Alpha WWX, Alpha LWJ, They both have dicks, wlw, Arranged Marriage, arranged marriage is not between wangxian, there is no wangxian/others, WangXian Endgame, Happy Ending, YZY's a+ parenting, Boston, boston as a location and a threat, isabella stewart gardner museum, porn despite the plot, wei ying's penchant to turn bad situations into opportunities, Suicide mention, Canonical Character Death, Sexual Harassment, Drunk LWJ, ruts, Anal Sex, spitting, Biting, Switch wangxian, They both top and bottom that's love baby, Genderbend, Meet kinda ugly, Vibes of enemies to lovers but it's wangxian so)

How to Deal with the Conundrum of Your Past Self: A Case Study by anatheme (E, 16k, wangxian, A/B/O, YLLZ WWX, Established Relationship, Pining, Sexual Tension, alpha YLLZ/alpha LWJ/omega mxy!wwx: the fic, ft. soft married wangxian, Threesome - M/M/M, yes lwj gets the knot after xx years, Bottom LWJ, Switch wangxian, Knotting, time travel of sorts, a thesis on making peace with and loving yourself, Happy Ending, welcome to my lwj has 2 hands for 2 wwx agenda)

🔒Not Your Typical Alpha by Eudoxia (E, 14k, Female WangXian, Non-Traditional A/B/O Dynamics, Gender Changes, Alpha LWJ, Alpha WWX, Always a Different Sex, Rule 63, lesbian wangxian, Intersex female alphas, Knotting, Knotting Dildos, Dildos, Sex Toys, Awkward Sexual Situations, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Fisting, Cunnilingus, Biting, Spanking, Size Kink, Scent Kink, Spit Kink, Spit As Lube, lube as lube, Blow Jobs, Tit Slapping, Nipple Play, Lactation Kink, Come Inflation, Belly Bulge, pleasure dom lwj, Light Dom/sub, Cervix play, fantasizing about cervical penetration, Multiple Orgasms, WangXian Have a Breeding Kink, Loss of Virginity, First Time, Virginity Kink, Roommates/Housemates)

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Alpha/Beta, Beta/Beta, Omega/Beta

The Dare by Deastar (E, 16k, wangxian, A/B/O, Non-Traditional A/B/O Dynamics, Beta/Omega, Omega WWX, Beta LWJ, Canon Divergence, two self-sacrificing idiots go on a journey of self-discovery through the medium of marathon sex, unapologetically a fix-it, Post-Sunshot Campaign)

🔒💖 still lifes from a universe with you in it by everythingispoetry (T, 31k, wangxian, A/B/O, Canon Divergence, Non-Traditional A/B/O Dynamics, Beta WWX, Omega LWJ, Everyone Lives AU, Cultivation Sect Politics, Family Feels, Hurt/Comfort, let lwj be spoiled agenda, immortal cultivators nonsense, Fluff, Autistic LWJ)

Under Extreme Duress by sssrha (T, 33k, wangxian, JFM/YZY, JYL/NMJ, LXC/NHS, JC/JZX, A/B/O, Non-Traditional A/B/O Dynamics, Beta/Beta, Beta WWWX, Beta LWJ, Asexual WWX, Asexual LWJ, nearly everyone else is constantly horny, Crack, Accidental Baby Acquisition, WangXian gets together almost immediately, No Miscommunication, Implied Sexual Content, and a whole lot of it, "everyday" is cuddles, and letters when they can't cuddle, No Sunshot Campaign, Sect Leader WQ, Wangxian would like everyone to know, that premarital sex is forbidden, but they know no one's gonna listen to them, WIP)

[wangxianficrecs]

After I Met You by Amandyalmonds

After I Met You

by Amandyalmonds (@amodwithoutamark)

M, WIP, 78k, Wangxian

Summary: "They’re not going to go through with the marriage proposal though, right?” Jiang Cheng reasoned. “You’re ours. And surely the Lan sect wouldn’t want a huli jing, let alone the famed Hanguang-jun.” “Exactly," Wei Wuxian said with a grin. "The Lans are too stuck up to know how to handle someone like me, and they won’t risk forcing their precious Hanguang-jun into such a marriage.” Or, after the end of the war, Wei Wuxian is offered as the last known huli jing to marry into the Lan royal family. The only problem is that Wei Wuxian has never met the man he's marrying, and he's not sure he'll survive in a palace with over three-thousand rules. Kay's comments: An arranged marriage story between Dragonji and Foxxian that doesn't hold back on the knives at all! Really going for the Wei Wuxian whump in this one and the miscommunications also keep on happening, it's the most delightful angst! Also definitely a story for those who crave some protective brother Jiang Cheng content. There's also been hints about things that have happened in the past and I'm so curious to see how it all plays out! Excerpt: Hanguang-jun probably wasn’t happy about bedding a huli jing, so he might not mind if Wei Wuxian kept himself somewhat covered. Or perhaps Wei Wuxian could have Hanguang-jun take him from the front, keeping his back pressed against the bed— “Wei Wuxian?” Wei Wuxian flinched at the sound of Hanguang-jun’s voice. It was now or never. Deciding to try his luck in keeping his inner robes on, Wei Wuxian steeled himself and stepped around the screen, letting out a playful laugh. “Impatient, aren’t we?” Wei Wuxian quipped, then promptly choked on his own words. Because Hanguang-jun stood near the bed, watching him with the slightest crease in his brow. Fully clothed. In sleeping robes.

pov wei wuxian, canon divergence, shapeshifters, dragon lan wangji, fox wei wuxian, emperor lan xichen, prince lan wangji, royalty, slow burn, angst with a happy ending, misunderstandings, hurt/comfort, emotional hurt/comfort, protective wen qing, protective jiang cheng, good sibling jiang cheng, abusive yu ziyuan, dysfunctional jiang family, autistic lan wangji, arranged marriage

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[mx-myth]

Thinking about an AU where post-canon liansanjiao time-travel back into the past just soon enough that the donghai battle is avoided. Everyone and their mother is confused when Li-mengzhu of the Sigu Sect and Di-mengzhu of the Jinyuan Alliance - who had previously been having a bloody feud over Shan Gudao's death - meet up and announce two days later that there's now a peace treaty is place. Jiao Liqiao is furious that dfs went over her head and that she wasn't invited. Everyone in Sigu Sect is confused - and even more so when lxy/llh declares that qiao wanmian (who everyone knows had all but officially broken up with him) is now his co-sect leader and also that they're not engaged anymore.

Meanwhile, in Tianji Manor, fdb has just started to walk. Master He and the rest of the He-Fang family are bewildered as to why his passion for martial arts has cooled, even if he's still practicing. In reality fdb is honing his personal sword style and waiting - and sure enough, a few days later, lxy/llh shows up and announces that this is the kind of disciple he's been looking for.

Two birds with one stone: the alliance between their sects means that dfs and lxy/llh help each other out (disposing of sgd and figuring out what to do about jlq) AND fdb gets to learn all of the techniques llh couldn't physically teach him because he was sick. Added bonus if seeing fdb at around ten years of age dfs and llh have to finally confront the fact that they may just - just MAYBE - might be cradle robbers. Fdb finds this hilarious. Of course no one makes a move until he's of age (though of course the entirety of Sigu Sect and the He-Fang family assume they know about the planet-sized crush he has on his shifu; slightly less people think they know about his equally huge crush on dfs) but it finally happens on dfs' birthday, some months after fdb's coming of age. Huli Jing is present, because of course llh found her again (they're all equally split on whether or not she somehow also remembers). Everyone relevant is there and giving presents to dfs; when it's fdb's turn he steps up, empty-handed, and grins, and drags him into the filthiest kiss ever known in the jianghu. There are some dramatic scandalised gasps (from li lianhua). There is some clapping (from li lianhua). There is even a wolf whistle (from li lianhua). (Everyone else is frozen.) Difang continue sucking face.

(Later, when they're alone, fdb tells them that they have to get married soon, because he wrote to the imperial palace to tell the princess why he couldn't marry her, so if they don't get married he'll be executed for lying to the emperor, maybe, so really they should just get married)

[quitealotofsodapop]

Jiǔwěihúlí/Jiuweihuli - The Nine Tailed Vixen

By the way; Wukong in "The Monkey King and the Infant"/TMKATI au isnt the only monkey getting an adoptive parental figure >:3

Went down a little of a Huli jing rabbit-hole after recieveing this ask from @dorothygale123:

And while researching Jin and Yin in the book, I realised some stuff;

In "Journey to the West", the Jin and Yin's mother is frequently described as "aged/old madam", making it likely that she had them in the demon equivalent of middle-age.

Here's the poetry Wukong jots down (he does that alot in the book) when he sees her for the first time;

"Snow-white hair all tousled,

And starlike eyes all aglow.

Her face, though ruddy, has many wrinkles;

She‟s full of spirit though few teeth remain.

Charming—like the frosted chrysanthemum;

Rugged—like an old pine tree after rain.

A scarf of fine-spun white silk wraps her head,

And bejeweled gold rings hang from her ears"

For some odd reason, the monkey cries at the sight of her (his excuse being that he has to bow to her while disguised as a servant). Then he abruptly bonks her and her servants while travelling before stealing her divine Binding Gold Rope and disgusing himself as her to trick her sons. And of course the whole Calabash incident happens, the boys uncle calls down an army of fox demons to fight the pilgrims, and Lao Tzu has to show up and smack his lab assistants across the head.

Which leaves the question... how does Lao Tzu know the kids of a random fox lady???

Well you see, in the Han-era (206 BCE - 220 CE); Xiwangmu was often depicted with a white-furred Huli Jing among her ladies-in-waiting. But any worship of fox-deities was out-lawed in the Song dynasty (960 CE - 1279 CE) due to a cult religion that worshipped Su Daji (of the "Investiture of the Gods/Fengshen Yanyi" fame).

So my idea for Jiuweihuli in the extended LMK-verse, is that she's was once Xiwangmu's og bestie, even long before the celestial tigress became Empress. The fox being among many chaotic and infernal spirits in the future Queen Mother's posse.

Upon the abdication of Yuanshi Tianzun as the Divine Emperor; Jiuweihuli would assist the future-Jade Emperor in his ascension to the throne, gaining her the titles "Dragon-Crushing/Supressing Vixen" due to her defeating multiple draconic rivals in battle.

For many centuries, Jiuweihuli and her family were welcome members of the Imperial Court. The older vixen having a position almost equal to a head consort despite her and the Emperor not having such interest in eachother.

Then the Investiture crisis happened...

Within years, all that Jiuweihuli had built in the Celestial Realm crumbled. The actions of Su Daji soured opinion of the Celestials towards all fox spirits. Jiuweihuli was forced to be exiled from the Jade Palace down to Earth to prevent her being killed in an angry mob.

Penniless, alone, and with only her trusty pipa to her name; Jiuweihuli would travel and sing.

Eventually she gained a reputation as a grand preformer, drawing in audiences and tudis alike. Most of her trainees were unaware of her true nature, and those who did kept it quiet - drama kids loved the tragedy of the vixen's tale and would sing it throughout opera houses.

And one day, some time after the Monkey King tore through Heaven; Jiuweihuli gained a very unusual apprentice.

Jiuweihuli, sitting at her vanity table: "You look familiar." Macaque, stepping out of the shadows: "I was once the attendant to Princess Iron Fan, but I believe both of our places in the court have been absolved." Jiuweihuli: "Oh yeah, I went to that wedding. Had to wear a glamour. Is that Bull prince treating her right?" Macaque: "He is. He was even willing to sacrifice his place in his own court for her." Jiuweihuli: "Ah. Young love. But what brings you here?" Macaque, sheepishly: "I uh... heard you were the person to go to if I wanted to learn how to preform professionally." Jiuweihuli: "...your boyfriend's in jail, right?" Macaque: "Uh, yeah?" Jiuweihuli, getting up from her vanity table: "Good. 'Cus you're about to recieve many admirers." Macaque: :'D!

You see, the older fox spirit knew she wasn't to be the "Vixen of the Stage" for much longer. She was already thousands of years old, and had found herself in the family-way by means of a romance gone sour. So when the dark, mysterious, and deadly beautiful Six-Earred Macaque showed up in her dressing room asking for mentorship? Jiuweihuli knew she had found her understudy.

With the Macaque taking on her most famous roles, Jiuweihuli was able to focus on raising her twin sons; Jin and Yin. Macaque often found himself dragged into babysitting the little terrors by the maternal fox, even if he had to admit their thieving skills were very good. The vixen in turn would protect the monkey from more imposing audience members/fans and encourage his more sarcastic humor.

She was of the shoulders Macaque cried upon when him and Wukong had their falling out.

Eventually the vixen managed to get into contact with an old... "friend" (the twins gag at the thought) Lao Tzu to provide the reckless boys some decent education.

Aaand of course Wukong had to show up centuries later and cause havoc for the fox family when the twins got a little wild with their teacher's stash/artifacts. Luckily Jiuweihuli's brother, Hu A'qi, managed to smooth things over with heaven and offered his studious daughter as another lab assistant to keep the boys in check. Jiuweihuli, cleaning her wounds, sent a letter informing Macaque that his "idiot boyfriend" was out of jail...

Jiuweihuli soon lost her understudy.

The shadow monkey too blinded by anger to consider who would have to pick up the pieces if he failed. Jiuweihuli would eventually go on to teach a hundreds of aspiring actors and musicians, but she always would mourn for her little shadow.

Cue the events of "The Monkey King and the Infant" where Macaque begins frequenting and eventually working at the Megapolis Threatre House. He recognises not only his Brotherhood-era friend Jade-Faced; but a certain old master of his...

Jiuweihuli: "Do I know you?" Macaque: "I should hope so. I was your understudy for many years." Jiuweihuli: "I've trained hundreds of understudies, hon." Macaque: "You trained me during the Tang-era? I could manipulate the shadows?" Jiuweihuli: "Doesn't ring a bell." *sly smirk* Macaque, realises she's messing with him: *sigh* "My idiot boyfriend hit you on the head with a cudgel and I stupidly ran after him and got killed." Jiuweihuli, dropping the act: "Mihou! My little moonlight! Oh how I've missed you!" *gives him a big lipstick-stained smooch on the cheek*

The old vixen is very protective of her understudy now that she has him back. Her motherly side really comes to the surface when she's interacting with the shadow monkey, even if her interactions with her biological children isn't as soft. Jin and Yin get a slap of her sandal more than a few times for their foolishness.

If she learns that Macaque has a kid/kid on the way, Jiuweihuli is going full Grandma-mode. She's always considered her understudy as equal to her own kits and now he's all grown up!! (╥ ω ╥)

And you better believe a certain Monkey King is getting his ass kicked by an old lady the second Jiuweihuli learns he's around.

[149panda149]

MDZS-On Wei Wuxian and huli jing

So. In fanarts and fanfiction, Wei Wuxian is often depicted as a huli-jing, or a jiuwei-hu (nine-tailed fox). This is why the jiuwei hu is such a good animal to represent Wei Wuxian in particular.

Huli-jing, from 狐狸（huli, fox), and 精 （jing, spirit) and jiuwei-hu, from 九尾（jiuwei, nine tails) and 狐（hu, fox)

The jiuwei-hu first appears in the Shan Hai Jing, described to be "similar in shape to a fox but with nine tails, its cry sounds like a infant's wail, eats people, if you eat it, you will be untouched by evil"

It is a auspicious creature, and symbolises that the ruler of the time is just. It can shapeshift, and cultivates its power and gains tails. If it lives a thousand years, it will become a fox-immortal.

From then on, there are several records of jiuwei-hu as a benevolent creature. In the Qinhan period, the 孝经 records: "the nine-tailed fox is the most virtuous of creatures". In East Han, 班固's 白虎通义 records: "the fox is a virtuous creature and an omen of many children and grandchildren"

However, in the Tangsong period rumours about the fox as a huyao(fox-monster) or huli-jing(fox-spirit->usually malevolent). As time went on, more and more stories of jiuwei-hu as monstrous spirits appeared. The characteristic of eating people was part of the twisting of the fox's nature, and imperial concubines were sometimes accused of being shapeshifting huli spirits intent on causing destruction by "seducing and distracting" the emperor. Often, when dynasties fell, it would be blamed on a woman, usually a concubine, for leading the emperor astray, and they would be accused of being huli-jing.

The huli-jing and jiuwei-hu are mainly known as malevolent spirits, who trick and confuse people, and huli-jing can be used an insult to women.

This ties in well with Wei Wuxian's story. For starters, the cry of the jiuwei-hu-其声如婴儿-is described with the same character as Wei Wuxian's name， 婴，meaning child or baby. The shift from the huli-jing's story from benevolent creature to malevolent creature echoes Wei Wuxian's story arc. He begins as a beloved young master, strong and clever and with a good reputation, before descending to a near-mythical figure feared and envied in equal measure, surrounded with rumours and accusations. It's only at the end of MDZS that his name is cleared, and like the huli-jing in present times, is beginning to regain its former glory. The huli-jing is now the subject of many novels and they are portrayed as benevolent almost as much as malevolent.

Thus, Wei Wuxian being a huli-jing is a damn good idea. Kudos to whoever came up with it.

[jasper-valentino]

Matcha Fox Cookie

Rarity: Super Epic

Class: Ranged

Position: Middle

Character Inspiration:

Matcha Fox Cookie is not a Kitsune. Her design is inspired by the Huli jing (Translates to "Fox essence) they are also called Huxian (Translates to "Fox Fairy), a fox spirit in Chinese folklore they are also akin to European Fairies and can be good or bad spirits, but most stories depict them as evil. Most depictions of Huli jing depict them as beautiful young women; however, in some stories, they depict them in love stories between a fox appearing as a young beautiful girl and a young human man. One difference between Huli jing and Kitsune is that Kitsune gains a tail every 100 years, but Hulijing gains a tail every 200 years.

Personality:

Matcha Fox Cookie has a mysterious demeanor and an enigmatic air around her; however, having a mischievous streak using her manipulation skills and talent to read people for her entertainment or to get information out of cookies whom she deems complicit to a certain event or crime. despite her light-hearted and mischievous personality, she has an emotional side when it comes to her children.

Powers (lore-wise):

One characteristic that remains consistent about Huli jing is their ability to shapeshift. When a fox reaches 50 years of age, they gain the ability to transform into a human woman. 50 years later, they can turn into a particularly beautiful lady and also into a human man- Matcha fox cookie could shapeshift into a male cookie but prefers the female cookie body. Also, at this age, foxes gain the ability to possess people: by doing so, the victim's memories and knowledge are erased. Another characteristic of these spirits is that they are considered intelligent creatures. For this reason, they are sometimes depicted with a book in their mouth. They can also curse people with disease, misfortune, and death. In other tales, they grant boons such as wealth, fertility, or moral guidance. A claim in Shanjaijing is that Huli Jing can speak but has a voice like a human baby- this also applies to Matcha Fox Cookie but does this to get the attention of travelers or for some teehee's. This can lure prey, and when you're not knowing, you'd be drained of life essence or end up in a supernatural romance.

Place of Residence:

Matcha Fox Cookie lives in the Tea Garden shrine, an island that surrounds the Lea Kingdom. It's not only her home, but it's where she is worshiped by cookies after a Two-year war, the Matcha cookie herself ended. The Lea kingdom itself is based on ancient China from the Song, Tang, Zhou, and Cao Wei dynasties but also elements of the Northern and Southern dynasties as well in terms of traditions, architecture, and beauty standards. Not only is she the Lady of the Shrine, but she is also part of the Royal Court of the Jade Fortress.

Brief description of lore:

Matcha Fox Cookie's story began when she was a small white cream fox, 50 years later, she suddenly gained the power to turn into a cookie, she lost her litter and her mom as she got older but with this power, she pretended to be a homeless cookie for a couple of years to get free food. 50 more years later, her power grew and gained a younger appearance. She began exploring the world for the next few years and then got pregnant with her three children/pups (two girls and one boy) to put it short it was hard when villagers tried to kill you while you trying to grab food, and hard to find a place to live while hunting season is around, so..yeah, raising three was difficult for a century or two until she found a shrine that belongs to the Emporer of the Jade fortress (the Emporer ded currently) however he didn't try to kill Matcha Fox cookie but left her alone there. her time at the shrine was leisurely, but she also became the emperor's pet somewhat until she turned into her cookie form in front of him he seemed fine with it since he had seen strange anomalies before (like the jade wushi, which are jade zombies of dead faeries he found) and kept her in the kingdom, needless to say, she learned a lot and trained herself to use her power to help cookies.

Matcha Fox Cookie found the current Jade King when he was formerly known as Dusty Miller Cookie washed up at the harbor and put him under the Emporer servant care, late to become close friends with the Emporer. After the Emporer passed and Dusty Miller became the Jade King a war sparked and lasted for two years; Matcha Fox Cookie ended the war using her experience in espionage and diplomacy forcing the enemies to rival each other and resulting in victory. Matcha fox cookie was and now is worshiped by the Lea kingdom's people as a moral guide and a cookie of wisdom.

More Food Facts

Out of three of her children, one of them ran away from home cause she hated that her mom lies too much

After the war, she revived her friends (the four guardians) from the dead

She doesn't show her thighs, In Song Dynasty China, it was considered obscene for a woman to show curves. her outfit was supposed to give her a slim appearance (did it work, yes and no?)

Her fox form is th size of a lap dog

If you made it to the bottom, then congratulations, I hope reading was as fun as I did writing it. Also, my hands are cramping :)

[hulijingemperor2]

Qin Su: these are such lovely paintings of us, Yao Huangdi.

Yao: definitely. They have captured Huanghou perfectly.

Qin Su: *smiles* what about you?

Anyways, who could ever capture all your beauty.

Yao: oh darling, don't flatter me. *opens fan and extended his hand for her to hold.

Qin Su: such a Huangdi, heehee. *holds hand*

Yao: hmm. So where shall we go?

Qin Su: anywhere..

Yao: ooo, anywhere?

Qin su: how about we check up on team dimple. They must be dying to see you.

Yao: I think they're stalking me right now. Around the corner.

Qin Su: oh my goodness.

Yao: ah, team dimple things.

Qin Su: *pokes* Huangdi.

I'm so embarrassed to ask you this. Forgive me.

Yao: haha, why are you embarrassed?

Qin Su: because it's shameless.

Yao: pfft.....not for my wife.

Qin su: *blushing* tonight.....

Yao: tonight??

Qin Su: can we spend some imtimite time.

Yao: of course. Why do you have to ask?

Qin su: yea Huangdi, but I want to see your savage side. You look really hot.

Team dimple had experienced it. *pouts*

Yao: *laughing daintily* what savage side, A-Su?

Team dimple: *peeping out*

Xue yang: come on Jiggylicious. When you are a smoking hot hulijing.

Su she: with the magnificent glowing eyes, like the sun. And that majestic posture. Looking like a god.

Mo xuanyu: a well sculpted hulijing god. Enslaving team dimple with the flick of your wrist.

Qin Su: see what i mean.

Yao: told you that team d were eavesdropping on us.

Su she: we could never, huangdi. We were just observing.

Yao: hmmm.

Qin Su: Yao Huangdi!

Yao: ahahaha, well if you wish.

But I don't take advantage of women, so I won't be rough.

Qin Su: I know my Huangdi is delicate as a flower.

*blushing*

Yao: I'll have you as my queen while team dimple belly dances for us.

Team dimple: *wiping their nosebleed*

Su she: you...want....us....to...belly dance? *turning red*

Mo xuanyu: ahhhhhhh, Yao gege! *blush* Yao gege that's my dream come true.

Xue yang: of course, Jiggy. My master.

Yao: lovely. Would you like that?

Qin su: sounds perfect.

Yao: *opens fan again* let's go feed the koi darling.

Team d, wipe up your nosebleed and come with us.

Team dimple: *speaking gibberish*

Xue yang: you're so hot.

Su she: mo xuanyu, he said to wipe your nosebleed!

Mo xuanyu: wipe yours first!

Su she: *wipes*

Mo xuanyu: *does the same* Yao gege is so drunkening

Xue yang: Jiggy can I just lick your dimples once?!

Yao: soon.

Xue yang: oh my goodness.

Su she: Huangdi, I will forever please you.

Yao: I know dear.

Su she: *kisses his hand*

Yao: team d. I was showing A-Su our imperial portrait I have commissioned.

It came out so lovely.

Su she: you both are more gorgeous in real life.

Xue yang: like too gorgeous.

Mo xuanyu: it should be illegal to be so hot.

Yao: Huangdi is above the law.

Su she: gosh that's right.

Yao: aw team dimple!! I plan on putting the portrait up in the imperial hall.

Su she: as you wish, Huangdi.

~~~

That night, A-Yao was reclining while drinking one of the most expensive wines in his empire. His eyes were glowing gold and his hulijing features were out. Attendants stood by grooming his nine tails.

Meng Yao Huangdi is already very gorgeous, but as a full hulijing, he looks more hot~ like a work of art.

Afterwards, Qin Su entered~ also with her floof out. Unfortunately for her, she only has one tail, yet she's still beautiful.

Now we know why Rusong is so good-looking. As he has both Meng and Qin genes.

Qin Su: *mesmerized by A-Yao, whose gaze was fixated on his cup.

She bows politely.*

Attendants: greetin~

Qin Su: *puts her finger on her lips, for them to stay quiet.

Then she dismisses them*

Huangdi, should we leave?

Yao: *smiling* certainly. But hang around.

Yes Huangdi. Sorry for ruining the surprise.

Yao: I knew Huanghou arrived already.

*lifted gaze*

Qin Su: how? *blushing*

Greetings Yao huangdi.

Yao: hello dear. I got an instinct when you entered quietly.

Qin Su: walks behind his couch and rested her floof on his shoulder.

Yao: *caresses it lovingly, until she pulls it away*

Qin Su: you forgot that I'm a hulijing too.

Yao: never.

Qin Su: mmm, good to know.

Is there a day when you don't look sexy and powerful? *kneels by his side*

Yao: *sips wine* *chuckles daintily* I doubt.

Qin Su: all the beauty of the Jianghu comes for you, surely.

Yao: that's when you run it, darling.

Qin su: I see.

Now my Huangdi lord is drinking wine?

Yao: yes. It's made from rare flowers. Also it doesn't have a harsh taste and aroma, hence my breath will smell of flowers instead of alcohol.

Qin Su: quite smart.

Yao: mn. Now tell me why. *lifts chin* why is my Huanghou kneeling?

Qin Su: before Huangdi. The lord of all hulijings, Kitsunes, Gumihos and the Jianghu.

Yao: *sits up and raises her* sit next to me. *kisses hands* that's where you belong.

Qin Su: *turning red* Huangdi!

Yao: what's mine is yours. Darling, have some wine.

*pours*

Qin Su: *sips* ah, so delicious. Yao huangdi always have the nicest things.

Yao: fit for us, and our status.

Qin Su: you're right.

Yao: *puts her in his arms*

Qin Su: *smiling* Huangdi I really do miss everything. And I'm happy I'm with you again.

Yao: *joking* you missed spending my money?

Qin Su: no! Maybe yes.

Yao Huangdi, I miss you mostly.

I don't care about wealth. You'll always be majestic.

Yao: aww A-Su.

Qin Su: remember when we first met. You weren't even in the Jin sect yet.

Yao: how could I forget.

Qin Su: you were so confusing.

Yao: haha, confusing? How was I confusing?

Qin Su: firstly, when you saved me from being kidnapped by Wen Chao, I thought that you were a rouge cultivator or a mortal. You weren't affiliated with any of the five great clans, and neither the minor ones.

I don't know how would I make out as that evil man's concubine. It still disgusts me.

Do you see how he disrespected Wang Lingjiao.

Yao: yes, I'm glad you were safe. I know how it is when a woman is taken advantage of.

It leaves scars on their soul as well.

Qin Su: that's when I fell for you. I couldn't forget your face. And those dimples!

*sigh* I was head over heels.

You were truly a hero, saving me, especially without him noticing who you are.

Then bam! I saw you as a Nie.

Yao: yea, I became a Nie right after leaving Yunping.

I was Nie Mingjue's right hand man.

Qin Su: ah, so I have heard.

Once again you confused me by changing clans. As you became a Wen now.

How could you be a Wen? Wens and Nies are enemies.

Now that's the second time you saved me from almost getting stabbed.

Yao: as a spy I earned the trust of Wen Ruohan, hence I got power too.

They held you at ransom, and wished to stab you, but I saved you and executed them instead.

Afterwards I told Wen Ruohan that they were doing a move that would cause the destruction of his sect. Politically.

Qin Su: that's when I fell deeply in love.

Huangdi you're too genius for them!

Yao: same. I fancied you a lot.

Qin Su: I wanted to marry you and only you! And when I found out your name. I walked up to my parents and told them, I want to marry Meng Yao, who later became Jin guangyao.

A-niang was elated, but A-Die refused.

Because they know that you're the young hulijing Huangdi. A-niang, being a hulijing herself was glad that I had royal tastes. And I was already rich and well mannered. Perfect for the Huangdi.

Then A-Die was worrying about me being a concubine or an ill fated empress.

As A-niang told her about taihou running for her life, and hiding in a brothel. Afterwards working as a prostitute to earn a living.

Qin Su: then I came of age to be married off. I was really sad, and no one really carried about my sadness.

A-Die went to Jinlintai to congratulate guangshan, despite hating him. As his "long lost son" has been accepted into the Jin sect.

And his name is Jin guangyao. Jin guangyao was the one I was going to marry.

I didn't want to marry him, or even see him. Not knowing that Meng Yao and Jin guangyao were the same person.

If I knew, I would have come to Jinlintai to meet him.

Yao: oh dear.

Qin Su: *nudges* you keep changing identities!

Yao: ahaha. Well it was necessary at the time, A-Su. *caresses face* you find it attractive?

Qin Su: too attractive!

Later on, I met this Jin guangyao, and I felt so delighted to fund out thar he was the same person!

Yao: gosh, remembered our private times?

Qin su: the best times of my life.

And you're so charming as well as regal.

Yao: and you are so pleasant and simple. You carry about yourself with poise.

Certainly I enjoyed our private time.

Qin su: *giggles* Huangdi. That's when I became pregnant with Rusong.

Yao: well.

Qin su: I was the happiest.

Marrying you and having your child.

Yao: Meng Yao's or Jin Guangyao's?

Qin Su: both! *laughing* you're something else, Huangdi.

Yao: *kisses* look at you know.

You're my Huanghou. *kisses*

Qin Su: and I'm very happy. *kisses*

Yao: *caresses her back and strokes her hair*

Qin Su: *doing the same* I want to be devoted to you forever!

Yao: I'll forever keep you close.

*lifts her up in his arms*

Qin Su: *buries her head in his chest*

Yao: *elegantly rests her on the bed and laid next to her, rubbing her face with love.

Qin su: you're a dream. *smiling*

Yao: I see.

Qin Su: Yao Huangdi. Hide those dimples.

Do you want to give Rusong and Jingyi another sibling?

Yao: *kisses her forehead* if fate allows.

Or if my empress allows.

Qin Su: aww.

*snuggles in his arms*

Yao: I believe that you need a little entertainment. *claps twice, then team dimple entered*

Xue yang: hey Jiggylicious.

Su she: how do we look?

Mo xuanyu: we'll start belly dancing.

Yao: ah go ahead. You look lovely.

Team dimple: *blushing, then started to blush. 

Yao: absolutely lovely. 

Qin Su: *grinning*

Yao: A-Su. I got a gift for you, as well as team dimple.

Qin Su: *blush* really, huangdi?

Yao: *goes, and comes back with a jewel box. Then adorned her hands with golden bracelets*

Qin Su: how exquisite!

Yao: I got you a few fans too, dear.

Qin Su: I love you, Huangdi. I mean, A-Yao.

Yao: *hugs* love you too.

A-Yao.

Mo xuanyu: you have gifts for us???

Yao: yes darlings.

For your beautiful dancing.

Come.

Team dimple: *walks forward, then kneels*

Yao: *gives Minshan one of his robes* for you shrine*

Su she: this is the most precious thing. Thank you so much, Huangdi. *hugs the robe*

Yao: *gives mo xuanyu two golden combs, all studded with gems.

Mo xuanyu: omg! Thank you, Yao gege! This is so pretty!

Yao: *gives xue yang some ruby jewelry, and a ruby studded dagger.*

Xue yang: what hot gifts you give me! *kisses his face* thanks Jiggy.

Mo xuanyu: *kisses*

Su she: *kisses his hand*

Yao: you're very welcome, team dimple.

I must give you guys gifts.

Qin Su: *kisses A-Yao*

[ssuminshan-official]

Huaisang kidnaps Rusong 😵

Prologue~~

While on a night hunt, some Nie members kidnapped Rusong.

Nie Zhao and some other nie clan members: *pulling him away*

Rusong: let go of me!! What do you want?!

Shut up!

We don't listen to you!

Don't make us gag you!

Rusong: you don't know who my A-Die is!!!

Certainly we do. Now be a good Dianxia and come with us!

~~~

Zhao: Gongzi.

Huaisang: *opens fan* Sang ge's hulijing spawn.

Zhao: he's successfully kidnapped, Gongzi.

Huaisang: tied him up and imprisoned him?

Zhao: yup.

Huaisang: and don't use the word 'kidnap'. It's borrowing, or simply babysitting.

I'm still a part of San ge's harem.

Zhao: sure gongzi.

Huaisang: good. Let's go pay him a visit.

Rusong: *turns into his fox form, to release the rope which was around him. Then morphs back to his normal form* How dare they kidnap me.

Huaisang: feeling comfortable, foxy?

Or should I say, hulijing Dianxia.

Rusong: Uncle Sang! Did you do this to get back at A-Die!

Huaisang: no no no. I'm babysitting for San ge.

Rusong: lies!

Huan Shizun told me that if someone kidnaps a person, they would hold them for ransom.

Huaisang: haha. That will definitely help Qinghe with their finances. But I chose not to.

I want to make sure that San ge's lineage doesn't go on.

Rusong: oh ho.

So you came out to be a mastermind.

But you look so weak? Do you eat?

Huaisang: that's the point! And yes I do eat.

Rusong: bak choi alone isn't a meal!

Huaisang: I was dieting at that time! Leave me alone.

Huaisang: back to my dark dialogue.

Ehem. You look a lot like your dad.

Rusong: it's the dimples, isn't it?

Are you jealous that you don't have dimples?

Oh this is why you kidnapped me.

Hauisang: I'm not jealous of your dimples! Can you please let me live through my villain arc.

Rusong: you have to look the part, uncle Sang.

Maybe you can do something with that hair. *yanks his hair with his energy*

Huaisang: ouch!! Let go of my hair! Stop pulling it!!

I have a sensitive scalp!

Rusong: *raises hand* and a villain must have a slender waist!

Huaisang: ouuchh, stop tightening my waist!

Rusong: Huan Shizun told me that some would walk with a limp to look more ghastly. Like a fierce corpse. Should I break your leg?

Huaisang: NO!!!!

Rusong: *laughing* ok fine fine, I'm done messing with you.

Rusong: uncle Sang, you shouldn't mess with me!

Huaisang: who are you going to call?

Team Dimple.

Rusong: are you scared?

Huaisang: no!

Rusong: Uncle Su might punch you, uncle muffin might cut off your tongue, uncle Yu might attack you with a talisman.

Huaisang: *rolls eyes*

(In childhood, Rusong calls xy uncle muffin because, Yao would sometimes call him murder muffin.

Xy hates it as well as loves it when Rusong calls him that. He just doesn't want to sound cute)

Huaisang: those guys are lame.

All they can do is threaten me.

Rusong: because A-Die is sparing your life, obviously.

Huaisang: yea right.

Rusong: (just watch. I'll  annoy you so much, that you will be forced to call A-Die's team dimple to take me.

They'll definitely not spare you)

Rusong: uncle Sang. Let's play smash or pass.

Huaisang: I don't want to play any games with you.

Rusong: but I'm bored! And you know what happens when hulijings are bored.

Huaisang: fine.

Rusong: first person. Master Qiren!

Huaisang: ewwwww. Noooo. That grumpy old man.

Rusong: you'll make a good couple. And he can teach you some manners.

Grudges are forbidden in the cloud recesses.

Hauisang: boy, we're in Qinghe.

Rusong: that explains a lot about you.

Huaisang: are we playing smash or pass, or are you judging me?

Rusong: both. Master Qiren, smash or pass.

Huaisang: pass.

Rusong: A-Die.

Huaisang: .....smash. but don't tell him.

Rusong: oh uncle Sang. You have quite a lot of secrets. 

Huaisang: Jiang cheng.

Rusong: he got some work to do, but I'll smash.

Rusong: wait til I tell A-Ling. Heehee.

Huaisang: don't you dare!

Rusong: fine. Whatever happens in Qinghe stays in Qinghe I guess.

Wen Ruohan.

Huaisang: *sobs* why do you keep mentioning old people!!!!!

Rusong: well since that you kidnapped the prince of hulijings, I guess that you needed funding.

Huaisang: You rotten dimpled boy!  I don't need a sugar daddy.

Rusong: Dianxia.

Huaisang: *pouts* Dianxia, my foot.

Rusong: Hanguang Jun.

Huaisang: too icy and scary. Pass.

But he is really handsome, ngl.

Rusong: Huan Shizun?

Hauisang: Zewu Jun right? Smash, but he's way out of my league.

And taken by that San ge.

Rusong: oh too bad. But yes he's out of your league.

Huaisang: oh God, don't mention it!

Rusong: do you like Any woman?

Huaisang: noo. I didn't see anyone I like.

Rusong: well ok then.

Smash or pass was fun with you.

Huaisang: what are you doing?

Rusong: taking a seat.

Nie Zhao, can you get me some tea?

And a massage would be lovely!

Nie Zhao: Dianxia, I~~

Huaisnag: kid, that's my assistant. He doesn't listen to you.

Rusong: but you said that you're babysitting instead of kidnapping me. I guess I have a right over your assistants too.

You're not doing very well.

Should I fire the Nie members?

Huaisang: *sigh* Nie Zhao, get him some tea.

Nie Zhao: ok.    

Rusong: how about we brighten up the place a little.

It's dark.

Huaisang: A-Song, it's a dungeon.

Rusong: uncle Sang. I want to renovate the place.

To make it more comfortable.

Huaisang: comfortable?!

Rusong: *pushes down the door with his energy*

Huaisang: *covers his mouth in shock*

Rusong:  much better.

Can I have a bed and about two people to groom my fox tail.

Hauisang: *stressed*  

Rusong: A-Die said that  we must always  be neat and proper.

Huaisang: .........

Rusong: I would like some food and fresh fruits as well. I prefer my apples sliced.

Huaisang: you'll eat what I give you.

Rusong: ok fine, but the food must look presentable and edible.

One thing! What if we tear down uncle Jue's room and put a hottub!

Huaisang: no!! We're not destroying anything! You're insane!

Rusong: excuse me?

Nie zhao: your tea, Dianxia.

Rusong: thank you.

Huaisang to himself: I have to call team dimple to take this spawn of San ge away from me.

~~~

Hours later.

Team dimple: *barging in*

Su she: Huaisang!!!

Mo xuanyu: what the hell did you do to my nephew!!!

Xue yang: you really want to see the worst of us?!!

Huaisang: quit it. And take him with you.

Rusong: uncle Yu! Uncle Su! Uncle muffin!

Xue yang: shhh. I want to sound intimidating.

Su she: how dare you kidnap little Dianxia.

Mo xuanyu: oh no, he looks so famished. Poor baby.

Rusong: *puppy eyes*

Mo xuanyu: don't you know how to take care of a child?!!

Xue yang: shame on you.

Su she: Little Dianxia, don't worry. We'll take you back to your Jing Manor.

Huaisnag: I gave him tea!

Trio: still a shame! Blehh!!

Huaisang: *cried* he wanted to turn Dage's room into a hottub, he shipped me with Lan qiren and he broke down the bars. Dungeon bars are very expensive.

Xue yang: so that means Dage would be shirtless more often.

Su she: at least you'll learn Lan rules and customs.

Mo xuanyu: does rich emperor ring a bell.

Huaisang: menaces!

Huaisang: but do you think that I have a chance with Zewu Jun?

Trio: no!

Xue yang: he's Jiggy's property.

Mo xuanyu: stay away from Lan lips.

Su she: he's taken!

Huaisang: what's wrong with you! And you always taunt him!

Mo xuanyu: yea. But we love Yao gege. And whatever he likes, we like.

Xue yang: let Jiggy do what Jiggy wants to do.

Su she: he sent us to take A-Song, even before you called us.

Huaisang: yea ok. Now get out.

Rusong: lol. Anyways, speaking of A-Die.

let's go, team dimple.

See you later, uncle Sang.

Trio: ah yes, little Dianxia.

Trio: *took turns to sternly stare at huaisang, while walking out.*

~~

At Jing Manor 🦊.

 

Attendants: greetings Dianxia.

Greetings Dianxia.

Rusong: hi hi. How are you guys?

Yao: A-Song!! *hugs*

Rusong: A-Die!

Yao: are you alright?

Rusong: yes A-Die. I stressed out uncle Sang.

Yao: I know you would.

No one can hurt you.

 

Yao: come come, dear.

Someone get him some tea.

Attendant: yes Huangdi.

Personal assistant Rong: Dianxia. Are you alright?

Rusong: yes. Perfectly fine.

Rong: oh my poor poor Dianxia. Here's your fan. Should I groom your tail?

Rusong: sure. It will relax me.

Yao: ah, what a gentleman you are. Using a fan.

Ruaong: of course. You're my role model.

Yao: *smile*

*opens fan*

Rusong: *does the same*

~

Lan xichen was once again in a team dimple meeting.

Mo xuanyu: welcome Mr. Lips.

Su she: you know why we brought you here.

Xue yang: I hope you can answer our question.

Xichen: what did I do now?

What do you want  to ask me?

Trio: can you babysit a child!!

Xichen: yea......I don't mind.

Are you talking about A-Song.

Xue yang: obviously we are.

Xichen: A-Song and I are close, guys. I was his Shizun in the cloud recesses.

Mo xuanyu: that's not good enough!

Su she: this is Yao Huangdi's son we're talking about.

Xue yang: a little diva.

Mo xuanyu: prince of hulijings

Su she: 🌟shing shing🌟

Xichen: at least I won't kidnap him like Huaisang.

Trio: yet....

Mo xuanyu: the possibility is always 1.

Xue yang: and never 0.

Xichen: why would I kidnap A-Song?!

Xue yang: tell us why.

Su she: come back to our office, and we'll talk some more.

Xichen: we're in the verandah near the courtyard, team dimple. It's not an office!

Su she: you're rude.

Mo xuanyu: we have an official dimple council office, but we don't wish to use it to meet you.

Xichen: why?

Xue yang: we're too lazy to walk so far.

And Jiggybuns told us not to use an official office to give you shovel talk.

Xichen: *laughing* heehee, I see that you're still afraid of Jiggybuns.

Xue yang: he won't give me any candy.

Su she: he's our boss, Lan lips!

Mo xuanyu: well Yao gege runs things.

Anyways we'll meet with you again, Mr. Lips.

Su she: same place. Same time.

Xue yang: and bring some candy.

Xichen: alright alright.

Trio: #protecttheprinceandJiggyfromhornyLanLips!!!🌟🦊🦊👑🤴💙👄💙🤪😖😍

Xichen: *facepalms*

Xichdn: I'm not horny.

Mo xuanyu: when you didn't see Yao gege's dimple.

Xue yang: for a day.

Mo xuanyu: an hour.

Su she: a minute.

Xichen: do you guys even have a job?!

Mo xuanyu: yea. We're Yao gege's extra limbs.

Su she: we're his median too.

Xue yang: we just mess with his enemies lol.

Su she: ok ok. We're Yao's defense force as well.

Xichen: why do you mess with me then?!

Mo xuanyu: because we believe that no one is good enough for Yao gege. And we love him first.

Xue yang: I don't want to share Jiggy with anyone else!

Su she: same! We're certified Yao simps.

Xichen: then live with it.

Trio: *gasp*

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips!

Su she: you can't offend team dimple like that!

Mo xuanyu: but fine. We forgive you, because you love Yao gege.

Xichen: lol, can I leave now? Is the interview over?

Mo xuanyu: yea. See you soon.

Xue yang: move.

Su she: bye Lan lips.

Xichen: *walks away*

Xue yang: weird Lan. All over Jiggy.

Su she: all Lans are like that. Ew.

Mo xuanyu: he so thinks that he can take care of A-Song and Yao gege.

But do we like him.

Su she: Huangdi does.

Xue yang: he is kinda hot. For Jiggy though. 

But I think that he got his horniness from Lan qiren.

Su she: no. Maybe from Wen Ruohan.

Xue yang: that's why you're my friend, Minshan.

Mo xuanyu: he got so influenced by his step uncle Ruohan.

Xue yang: hahahahaha.

@verycatbluebird

[fandomwriterlover]

Top 10 of characters that should appear in season 4

Ever since I knew about the fourth season of Monkie Kid, I've been wondering about the plot and the new characters that would appear.

So here's my own top 10 of characters, deityties and gods/godnesses that I think should appear on the new season!

Nº 10 The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl

I am a sucker of romance and this kind of story should be included. The story tells of the romance between Zhinü , the weaver girl and Niulang, the cowherd; it was a forbidden romance and they were seperated in the space, with the Milky Way in between them. Once a year, on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, a flock of magpies would form a bridge to reunite the lovers for a single day, the Qixi Festival.

Why they should it appear in the show? Other that they would be an adorb couple, every show needs a valentine's episode.

Nº9 The White Snake and Green Snake

Another love story that it cannot be ignored. Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are two snake demons of the old chinese folklore, in wihch the white snake became a deidity by saving her beloved mortal husband. We had dragon characters, so why not snake characters? I think it would be cool to have some desdants of them, either allies of villians.

Nº8 Fox Demons

There's sonething about foxes that I love in the asian myths; they can either been tricky and evil or just playfull shenanigans. And that's what it's so much fun about them. They could appear as either the goddess Huxian or normal spirti foxes as like Huli Jing. I think it would be a fun idea to design a fox lego figure; I do hope theymade it a two faced one.

Nº7 Guanyin

This godness of compassion was part of the Journey of the West story; she provided the Golden Headband which the Monk Tripitaka used to control the Monkey King during the quest. I can see Sun Wukong being pretty wary around her. Really! She may be like the Virgin Mary of this myth but she created a torture item that gave him headaches. I'm sure that if they make her in the Lego wolrd, she would be beautiful.

Nº6 The Jade Emperor

HUGE deal with this god. And a must-to-appear character that the gang had to face one of this days. The Jade Emperor should be intimidating and solemn, and also someone else that Sun Wukong would not want to face soon. After all, he created an havoc on the Celestial Realm.

Nº5 The Jade Rabbit (Or Moon Rabbit)

One thing that I missed in the episode with Chang'e was the Jade Rabbit. I don't know if it was the one of the opening of her cooking tv show or if the creature created the robot rabbits for some reasons, but I do really want to see it interacting with others. Apperently, the rabbit was also an antagonist of the Journey of the West. Which means the bunny has an story with Sun Wukong... I imagine that, ironically, the monkey isn't so keen with the fluffy animal. Yes, he was all adorable with the robot rabbit; but he knew what attitude the rabbit truly has and he would go "Oh, it's you again?"

Nº4 Sha Wujing

Now to the canon characters that I do hope we can see, in flashbacks at least. I start with Sha Wujing of the Sand River and an general of Heaven that was dishonered by his own bad actions. In the series we know so little about him and his conection with Sandy that it would be nice to see him and the power he has in the past.

Nº3 Zhu Bajie

Now this pig contrast a lot with Pigsy. Unlike our favortie cook, this celestial swine was more twisted and egoist in the story. This guy had been kidnapping ladies and threating villages like the typical villian of the story, but he had the chance of redemption like the others disciples of the monk. I totally see the Bajie and Wukong having bikering and fights like two not-ask-to-be brothers.

Nº2 The White Dragon Horse

Who doesn't love dragons? Bai Long Ma has become one of the secondary characters that we need to appreciate and know better. The plot twist that he protected his monk friend by becoming the fourth Ring of the Samadhi Fire was unpredictable and needed to be deeped. Somehow it seems like the Dragon family didn't knew about this inconvinience curse or whatever. Why did he concealed the secret? And what would be Mei's opinion of his great-great-etc-grandfather? And also, why we didn't saw him shapeswift into a horse yet?

Nº1 Tang Sanzang

Why is he in the top one you ask? Because I do feel like his presence would be appearing more in the future series, now that we know that Mr Tang it's his reincarnated. This monk also called Tripitaka was a crutial, and still is, role of patience and kindness that it makes impact to the people he is surrounded. He gave his disciples the chance to change, to become better, because he saw in them a smigde of goodness that they can achieve... Even in the Lady Bone Demon, sadly. His power and energy needs to be explored and see in flashbacks. I feel like Sun Wukong would still remember his master with respect and caring.

Those are my top 10, what are yours?

[dislyteshack]

Reasons why I realised su Daji fits li xiao as a patron

context : "daji" or well rather the huli jing wjho possesses daji is a chinese fox spirit whos a thousand years old and goes on to become the favoured concubine of the emperor in the shang dynasty. she would go on to cause the down fall of the shang dynasty as per orders from nüwa while killing and torturing those she could

now first, in mythology fox spirits like her have been known to seduce people to suck their souls out , which i imagine requires a form of charisma , li xiao is also shown to posses that way with words which def contributed to his social climbing

speaking of social climbing daji managed to use the body she possessed to climb from the daughter of a doomed servant to queen of the crumbling shang dynasty , that remind you of anyone?

Dajis personality is pretty much the mask xiao tries to put on, the aloof yet calm and calculating antagonist who just has everything under control, even in her last moments. Daji is able to stay relatively calm All she was simply doing was following orders from nüwa she was told to bring down an entire Chinese dynasty and it's exactly what she did. )

Also, with how opportunistic li xiao seems to be with how far he's willing to take things it might attract the curiosity of Daji . Always willing to be entertained by the common humans below

Even if it's unintentional he might have actually brought the down fall of the fucking nether gaol in tangton

Bro unintentionally started a PR disaster

This is clearly the beginning of a hit to the li familys reputation

Even if it doesn't cause their downfall this is at least going to mess up people's trust in them

-dajis appearance actually reminds me of xiao

They said her eyes were described as autumn ripples

Which reminds me of those red orange eyes xiao has

-will say she has a temper but that seems well controlled.

Considering it only came out once or twice in the book

Another thing to add about a difference between Daji and xiao it's that , li xiao has crippling guilt for his actions whereas Daji was a woman who's curious to an extreme degree, to the point of psychopathy (like Anesidora). Which then can be nuanced as the fox spirit theory comes in

Is she only doing it because shes a fox and she's trying to verify human behaviors?

And as such, does she not understand the limitations and conventions of human morality?

Enjoying torture and execution, because as a spirit, death is nothing but a slap to her?

Daji just simply has no compassion due to her nature as a fox spirit, but there is something inherently human about li xiao this humanity is what prevents him from truly cutting it off it's what makes him want to serve the community of tangton in the belief that it would somehow relieve him of this guilt that he feels he's a genuinely compassionate person on the inside if he wasn't Yun chuan would be very dead

(I will say however that daji does seem to have some kind of compassion or at least care for her fellow spirits who were also sent down to do the same thing as her since she had revived one of her companions who had been killed by Jiang ziya. And she did also have a zoo commissioned which suggests some kind of sympathy or liking for animals )

this irony in the difference between them strangely only strengthens the themeing of them together

That irony of someone crushed by remorse paired with a being who feels truly none.

[wangxianficrecs]

prized above gold by Deisderium

prized above gold

by Deisderium

M, WIP, 9k, Wangxian

Part of WLW Wangxian Week 2022

Summary: Jin Guangshan has captured the Yiling Matriarch, and gives her to the Lan dragons as a war prize. Kay's comments: This story lives rent-free in my brain. WLW Wangxian featuring war prize Wei Wuxian and also foxxian and dragonji? Is it my birthday already? I absolutely love the character dynamics in this story and also the other canon divergence points, like Lan Xichen being Empress and Jiang Yanli being a sect leader. Jin Guangshan is being absolutely vile though, but thankfully, cursed shackles seems to be the worst he does to our beloved Foxxian. Due to these shackles, she can only transform into her human form at night and her powers are surpressed. The only way to undo the curse? Dual cultivation. Excerpt: As an enemy combatant and a war prize, though, Lan Wangji couldn't simply demand that she be freed. Lan Xichen might have come up with a more elegant solution, but elder sister wasn't here, and Lan Wangji could no more leave Wei Ying in that cage than she could cut her own hands off. "Open the cage," Lan Wangji said again. "I will take her parole." "Such a notorious huli jing as this," Jin Guangshan said silkily. "I almost kept her as a concubine myself. Who would have thought such a creature as this could tempt even one of the Lan?" One of the man's retainers unlocked the cage, and Wei Ying bounded out, running to Lan Wangji. Lan Wangji stooped and held out her arms. Wei Ying leapt into them, and Lan Wangji thought, At least she still trusts me this much. Something cold and hard among the soft silkiness of her fur bumped against Lan Wangji's wrists. Gold bands encircled Wei YIng’s forelegs, just above her front paws. The bands were stamped with peonies, and there was no obvious mechanism to release them. "What are these?" Lan Wangji asked. Wei Ying's fox form burrowed against her chest, trembling. She felt so small this way. "It didn't seem prudent to let a demonic cultivator and huli jing have access to all her abilities.” Jin Guangshan smiled.

pov lan wangji, pov wei wuxian, canon divergence, fox wei wuxian, dragon lan wangji, female lan wangji/female wei wuxian, rule 63, emperor lan xichen, female lan xichen, xiyao, lan xichen/jin guangyao, post-sunshot campaign, war prize wei wuxian, yiling matriach, captivity, cursed wei wuxian, hurt/comfort

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[dimpledlianfang]

The secret of Team Dimple

Part 3. Xiyao are on a date.

Xiyao were still on that date. And xichen was taking pleasure in kissing his little huli jing.

Xichen: *removes Yao's outer robes, while kissing him passionately.

Yao: *wraps his arms around his neck*

Xichen: *removes his hat*

Yao: er ge, be careful with my fox ears.

Xichen: sorry. *kisses them*

Yao: *flicks tail*

*then lies on xichen's lap, while yanking at the end of his headband*

Xichen: so mischievous. My cute little huli jing.

Yao: *stretches out hand*

Xichen: *delicately kisses it.*

Yao: *smiling*

Xichen: enjoying, my little fox emperor?

Yao: yep.

And er ge, remember when I said that my arm was soar? I was actually ramping with my besties, and that's where it came from.

Xichen: oh. Be careful next time ok.

Yao: sure. *kisses*  

Xichen: so...Foxyao. what were we doing?

Yao: ah. I was about to give you the huli jing treatment!

Xichen: I'm excited. I have never heard about it before.

Yao: *laughs* you have a lot to learn. 

Now hush Lan lips, and lie down.

Forgive me if I'm rough.

Xichen: *lies down* you're very gentle, A-yao. You're literally 50% floof.

Yao: *blush*

*props up on his chest, while adorably flicking his tail.*

Xichen: *smiling*

Oh A-Yao, how hot you look!

Yao: flattered.

*starts kissing him near the ears and neck*

Xichen: *enjoying every moment of his A-yao's affection*

Xichen: *stroking through his hair, then decided to pull him into a hug.

Yao: er ge.

Xichen: mischievous little huli jing. Stay close to me.

Yao: *lies on his chest* sure er ge. I'm not going anywhere.

Xichen: do you hear my heart racing?

Yao: yea.

Xichen: it's because of you.

Yao: *teasing him* is it a good thing, Lan?

Xichen: yes indeed, Jin.

Yao: *giggle*

Er ge, can you get that itch near my ear?

Xichen: sure.

*when he scratched his ear for him, A-yao flickered his tail even more, causing Xichen to blush.

Yao: excellent.

Xichen: was this your little trick to make me blush?

Yao: ah you have realised.

I have many tricks amd ways to make you blush.

Xichen: ohh. Guess that I was tricked by the huli jing emperor.

What shall I give you?

Yao: a kiss.

Xichen: that's all?

Yao: on my dimple. Twice!

Xichen: how about we double it.

Yao: sounds good. Two per dimple.

Xichen: as you command.

My fox emperor.

Yao: *blushing* stop it.

Xichen: *giving him slight dimple kisses, as promised*

Are you happy? 

Yao: yep.

Xichen: good.

Now, please, continue with your huli jing treatment.

Yao: *laughing* oh er ge. 

*continues to kiss his neck. Then decides to bite him a little.*

Xichen: ouch.

Yao: I'm so sorry.

Xichen: it's ok.

It felt like an ant bite. 

Yao: what a relief.

My teeth are rather sharp. But I won't use it on er ge.

Xichen: then who would you use them on?

Yao: er ge, sadly you can't handle it.

Xichen: are you calling me weak?

Yao: no no. You're so soft. So I'll be soft with you.

But yangyang and they love to ramp. They can take it.

Xichen: I'm jealous.

Yao: *bites Xichen's lips* jealousy is forbidden in the cloud recesses.

Xichen: ohh, so you're teaching me MY rules.

Yao: yup. *bites lips*

Xichen: little mischief.

Xichen: then what's forbidden in the A-yao harem?

Yao: Lan lips being sad. *dabs nose*

Xichen: ooo.

Yao: *smiles warmly*

*bites neck harder*

Xichen: A-Yao!

Yao: I warned you, er ge.

Xichen: I love it anyways.

Thereafter Xichen took off his headband and tied Yao's hands with them.

Yao: *smirk*

*sarcasm*  ohh. How could you tie up a little foxyao like this.

Xichen: don't you have an army of foxes. Call them.

Yao: no. *acting* they'll hurt Zewu Jun.

Xichen: *lifts up his hands, which dangled from the headband. Then he kissed A-yao deeply.

Yao: *cheeks flushed red*

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(After the kiss)

Xichen: I love you.

Yao: I realise.

Xichen: do you love me back?

Yao: *blushing* of course I do.

Xichen: *kisses his dimple*

Yao: how romantic, er ge. Now would you care to untie me.

Xichen: use your fox skills.

Yao: fascinated by them?

Xichen: yes.

Yao: *biting the knot, trying to release his hands.*

Xichen: you're so cute.

Yao: got it!

Xichen: already?

Yao: yea. Now it's my turn. *ties xichen's hands*

Xichen: go ahead.

Yao: done.

*gives him a peck on his face* *chu~~.

Xichen: *blushing*

Yao: *snuggles* stay like this.

Xichen: mn.

So A-Yao, do dage know?

Yao: yes, but not much. He pardoned me because we're a the 3zun.

But I heard that he doesn't like huli jings.

Xichen: no it's not that. Dage just has his views on certain things. Don't worry.

And I'm here to protect you.

Yao: I know you would.

~~~

After their date, Lan lips dropped Yao at the abandoned teahouse, kissed him delicately and left.

Xue yang: sooo. How'd it go?

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege you're back!

Su she: did he faint?

Yao: guys it went well! He still loves me.

Xue yang: did you devour him?

Yao: lol no.

We just chatted, *blush* and kissed.

Su she: what does that Lan has that I don't!

*cries* Zongzhu. My Bixia!

Yao: oh Minshan. *hugs* you're well skilled and powerful. You're very amazing.

Su she: aww, Yao Huangdi.

Yao: you don't have to be a lan to be prestigious.

Su she: *blushing* you have the sweetest words.

Mo xuanyu: and Yao gege, don't worry about Huaisang. He hasen't returned.

Xue yang: if he did, we would have ate him already. Or drank his blood.

You would have seen a Huaisang sack!

Yao: lol. Good that he hasn't returned.

Su she: but Zongzhu, what if Huaisang gets back his memory.

Yao: he can't. I won't let him.

And I have also sent some fox spirits to spy on him, before I met with er ge.

Xue yang: wow!!! As you should, Jiggy.

That's really cool!

Can I have a fox army?

Yao: well, one of the duties of the fox spirits is to protect the leader and his associates. So mine is yours, yangyang.

Xue yang: Jiggy that's awesome.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege. It's good that huaisang would forget about our secret. You're so smart.

Su she: and really really handsome.

Yao: *laughing*

Xue yang: they would never take a break from simping, would they.

@verycatbluebird

[wuxiaphoenix]

TV Series Review: Fox in the Screen

Don’t mind me, I’m just here for Yu Yan.

Ahem. I’m giving Fox in the Screen (aka 屏里狐, Ping Li Hu, The Screen Foxes) about 3 out of 5 stars. Because this is a stunning example of having a neat concept and potentially interesting characters and not being able to tell a coherent story.

The concept: Young lady painter Zheng Xuejing wakes up with a hangover and three strange handsome men in her house. The hangover is totally explainable. Last night her long-time fiancé broke it off because he’s marrying her best friend Qionghua instead, there apparently being a child on the way. On top of that her landlord demanded the rent (which she didn’t have ‘cause another screen shop’s been deliberately ruining her business) and said if it wasn’t paid in full by the end of the month, she’d be out on her ear with nothing - she wasn’t a “real” relative, just a daughter of someone’s concubine, after all.

So. Drinking ensued. And in the process of said drinking she apparently stumbled into a yao contest for a magical screen and paintbrush. And won it, because she is a painter. She painted three foxes, Red (Yu Yan), White (Bai Sheng), and Black (Xiao Hei) - all of whom happened to be huli jing trapped in the screen, now bound to her by contract for ten years. The screen apparently is a yaoguai trap, and there’s all kinds of “people” who want it for the spirits trapped inside.

On top of that while Bai Sheng and Xiao Hei are just relieved to be out, even if it means serving a human, Yu Yan is a full demon lord, had been in the screen almost a hundred years, and apparently was one day away from being set free by the limits of the screen’s own power when... suddenly ten-year contract to a mere human. He is beyond ticked off. The only reason he doesn’t kill Xuejing for the insult is he’d still be in servitude to whoever ended up with the screen next. And at least a human painter isn’t an evil Daoist or Japanese mage out to drain yao energy to fuel his own spells.

(Yes, both of those show up later.)

Me after the first ep: “Oh, awesome! We’ll get a slice-of-life of an ancient Chinese painter building her business up to success, interspersed with magical mishaps, yaoguai attacks, and Yu Yan and Xuejing working out how to work together without killing each other. Sounds cool!” In short, I was hoping for something along the lines of Chef Hua, only with painting and fox spirits.

That is... not what happened.

I’m three-quarters of the way through and just to cover some of the wild tangents so far, Xuejing’s been in a painting contest with magical cheating, been poisoned, effectively died, was brought back by a magical flower that was itself poisoned and rescued by magic, took in the girl who poisoned her (yes, the former best friend - turned out not pregnant, and has made at least one more attempt on her life so far), suddenly declared she had a vow to find out why her father died, ended up insulting the emperor by saying her father had been sentenced unjustly, was sentenced to be executed if she didn’t clear her father’s name... and found out she was actually adopted, her birth mother being killed by some eunuchs literally minutes before she could meet and talk to her. (I won’t spoil you on who her actual parents were in case you want to be surprised; I will say the plot twist was overdone and unnecessary.)

There is almost no painting, and definitely no “this is how a screen shop works and becomes successful in this time”. After Chef Hua and My Heroic Husband? I am incredibly disappointed. I was hoping to see painting stuff!

At this point I’m just watching it to take mental notes of “okay, interesting bit to possibly salvage for other stories” and “Oh dear how did they go off on that tangent?” It’s like the writers were incoherent mangaka trying to cobble together each next episode on a few scraps of the last three scripts, ideas discarded from palace dramas, and sooooo much caffeine it isn’t funny.

I honestly think the actors are doing an excellent job with what they have to work with. The costuming department is on their game, and whoever chose the look for the three foxes deserves all the thumbs-up. Instead of giving them more obvious inhuman traits, each fox has streaks of their color in their hair. (Black has purple streaks.) It’s subtle and very pretty. Also the gradient of red to black in Yu Yan’s outfit is classy. As far as characters go, Yu Yan is the Honorable Demon/Defrosting Ice Prince, Bai Sheng is the gentle homemaker with a dark past, and Xiao Hei is... a puppy. So much a puppy. (It’s explained early on that he’s still barely more than a kid, and while his mother was a proper huli jing his father was actually a dog martial god. Which may explain why his approach to problems like “must win contest!” is “kidnap contest judge and threaten him for the right result”.)

I think this series is a cautionary tale about writing too much by the seat of your pants. If you don’t have a clear image of where your story starts and where you want it to end up, you end up throwing in things at random just to keep the plot going. And I hope Luo Yun Xi (Yu Yan) gets more roles with... better plotting. Because he’s a definite bright spot. And he can sing!

This is the guy who plays Yu Yan, and yes, he does sing the end theme himself.