#moldy memes

[fermata4]

[nwagf]

Lucas Wilson smoking cigarette with two oranges one of them moldy

ORIGINAL MEME;

I'm going fucking insane guys

[briarpotter]

This Running Joke between Potterheads makes this even better!

[knifetrickkk]

maybe you should try watching fall out boy’s dance, dance music video and you’ll calm down

[spongebob-connoisseur]

I love how they stand the same way

[jvnejv]

"oh youre obsessed with tf2, you must have a lot of merch!"

*sniffles* this is all i got

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

Old, odd LOTR Memes

[i-give-u--stuff]

could you maybe draw springtrap

Voilà

[unreal-sundogs]

[shiroi---kumo]

Misterican Memories || Accepting

expressionbean asked:

⏰ + Sumu

─── ⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆ ─── "Smoke him out. I don't care what you have to do to get that little coward to show his face. The kingdom is already crumbling and it is his job to save us. So make him perform his sacred duty. Whatever it takes."

Cold eyes narrow down on the clergymen before him with a frown hanging on pale lips. The Kingdom was crumbling. Misterica in all her glory is falling into the deep dark that is spreading out from the sacred pillar. If something isn't done soon they'll all be lost and that damnable boy is nowhere to be found. 

He blames Aurinko for this. He blames Kuu. He blames himself too for not doing something about that wretched woman sooner because if not for her, he could have swayed the King by now and the boy would have completed his duty in battle against the demon gunman. 

If not for that, none of this would ever be happening. If not for her, he could have truly taken control of Aurinko ages ago. Then the boy, for as insufferable as he was, wouldn't have been able to refuse him. 

He should have been rid of them ages ago. The brat and his mother. Aurinko and Kuu must have whisked the boy to safety because for some inane reason they insist on protecting him. That doesn't make any sense. The boy should be protecting Misterica. The last thing their Holy Savior needed right now or any other time was to be coddled but that wretched woman ruined the Celestial Mother's vessel by giving him independence and choice. 

Now the boy thinks for himself and not the greater good. Now the boy thinks of himself as normal, which is the last thing he was in any sense of the word. How dare they take him from his sacred duty at a time like this?!

For being servants of the Misterican people, this is a betrayal at its highest form. The Royal Family should be bowing their heads but instead they have whisked the boy off to hide him from his fate. Undoubtedly those cowards are trying to avoid their duty. This is why his family has been taking on the task of trimming back the rot over these long to be sure that whomever was taking the seat of power was actually befitting of the position. 

Misterica should come before all else and that includes their wretched lives. 

Aurinko and Kuu were just children when they took the seats of power, and they were never fit to lead. He had assumed that the boy would have been easier to control considering how young their precious King of the Eclipse was when he took on the mantle of their true Lord, but he had that damnable woman on one side and he had Kenraali Taivas on the other. Both of them stepped out of their bounds and became far too much of an obstacle when it called for properly controlling Aurinko’s actions. 

Cold eyes can only narrow further as the men before him start to file out of the room a little bit at a time, lips to parting as teeth clench together as silver toned mist floods from between them as he growls. 

 “NOW! Find that boy NOW! I don’t CARE what hole you have to drag him out of! His life belongs to Misterica! He’s never had the will to choose his own fate! Drag him out to force him to perform his duty. I don’t care what happens to him, but we’ll all die if he continues to hide like a coward. Burn the kingdom down if you must. It’s already crumbling and it’s all his fault. He’s failed us all and disgraced Lady Tiamat with his actions. What kind of vessel runs from his sacred duty? He was never our Savior to begin with. The prophecy chose the wrong boy.”

[strikingskeletonsiege]

When was the last time you got to be super cozy?

NOT TOO LONG AGO I HUNG OUT WITH CROWS IN THE PILLOW PIT AT A MALL WE BLEW UP

THE PILLOWS ARE IN THE CRATER THERE'S A FUCK TON OF ALL DIFFERENT KINDS AND SIZES

WE CHILLED AND STARGAZED THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE CEILING

[jodistorian]

anyone else got a theatrically worded ask from a degenerate about how you exist for his dick but should also kill yourself

[heedra]

27?

Also it's not on the list but you said you like colour combinations that make you uncomfortable - what's your favourite one of those?

Favorite go-to outfit: on the job its my thermal carharts, my work hoodie, my big black canvas winter workers jacket, a beanie and my workboots. off the clock it's black cargo pants and a (usually) black tshirt w this one other cool jacket i have. and my workboots. spanning the range from 'butch who works outdoors' to 'stolen sk8er valor'

As for liking color combos that make me uneasy it's hard to be specific bc really there are so many cool ways to use color but I really enjoy color combos that evoke flesh and meat and mold and decay.

[voidwithtoomanygooglyeyes]

Sorry if the translation is wrong! I had to use google translate because the school blocks any websites that translates stuff for some reason, so I had to use google translate. It's meant to say,

Hello, I am a nanny. No, I do not eat babies, it makes my angel very sad when I do, so I stopped. Please hire me.

[tristepinguino]

STOP letting your blorbos get sopping wet and soggy! They're developing MOLD.

[the-arthropod-queen]

id rather be called a slur