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ohswampey · 2 years

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its so funny when im like "why do people treat me this way :((" bitch you treat you this way

#self protection #who knows her #mom said its my turn to be funny #autism #midterms are killing me #im so tired bro

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kingbeeleth · 2 days

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just picked up video games for the first time ever yesterday who is this “Astrology” dude from “Bill Gates 3”?

#art #my art #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #i don’t feel like figuring out all the tags i should use because i don’t rlly go here #one of my friends wanted me to play bg3 w him and it was fun #basically all of our companions HATE my friend but LOVE me……. it’s so funny #i should draw my character later #also sorryyyy i know i smoothed him a bit #i have no idea how to stylize wrinkles or skin details yet in a way that works well for me #anyway astarion isnt my fave guy ever or anything but for now he is my bestie…….#dom if youre reading these tags hi i am counting on you for all combat related stuff ^_^#mom said its MY turn to take forever and make bad decisions and have horrible stats #edit WHY IS THIS MARKED AS MATURE WHAT THE HELL #edit its ok now ^_^ idk why it did that?! weird

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kaquyas · 8 months

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“do you have games on your iphone?”

#.txt #madara #hashirama #hsmd #this image has me in HYSTERICS its so funny to me #alt captions: ‘guys who stare at gay people’ ‘mom said its my turn to play the xbox’ ‘mom i wet the bed/frowed up’#stage play

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electrifiedcage · 3 months

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CALVIN TANKMAN [C] VS. MASON MADDEN VS. TITUS ALEXANDER DPW Live 5 - Berwyn, IL

#calvin tankman #mason madden #titus alexander #dpw #deadlock pro wrestling #my gifs #wrestlingedit #wrestling gifs #wrestling #titus was so funny this whole match #he knew his role and he Played It #'mom said its my turn to be in the match'

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dororoasted · 4 months

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JUST FINISHED REWATCHING DORORO 2019 WITH A FRIEND WHO HAD NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE!!!!!!

phenomenal time, very emotional of course

and now I get to share all the memes 😈

#dororo #rewatch timeeeee #text #my post #it was so funny getting to watch his reactions to things #the amount of strength i had to use to not info dump avout the series AS WE WERE WATCHING IT #im proud of myself #i couldnt make it through ep 23 without saying 'mom said its my turn with the eyes'#XD

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lilac1203 · 9 months

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Me too bro me too

He shirt says that only hot abominations listen to hot wings from Rio. It was a gift from Sam. Fight me.

You can pry the head cannon that he listened to the song and this song alone for an entire week from my cold dead hands (joke drum thingy here)

Also someone please tell this guy to cuff his jeans, he keeps stepping on them 🙄

#relatable #its my messy lineart and I can do what i want with it #mom said it was my turn to draw him in a funny shirt #danny fenton #dp fanart #danny phantom #fanart

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therighthandofvengeance · 1 year

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You will cooperate with the state for the good of the state and your own survival. You will confess to the crimes of which you have been accused. You will be released and return to society a productive citizen if you cooperate. Resistance will be punished. Cooperation will be rewarded.

#babylon 5 #b5 #for once it’s not an incorrect quote #tragicomedy at its finest #this is one of my favorite moments for John and Delenn. it conveys so much by saying nothing at all.#this scene is everything to me #it’s so beautiful #Mira and Bruce did everything perfectly istv #(I swear to Valen)#that being said #if I don’t at least try to make sad things funny then I’m not me #mom said it’s my turn with the maladaptive coping mechanism

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spinoff-antithesis · 1 year

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(muth being music theory!)

#FUCK IT MY OWN EDITION OF THE ODDLY SPECIFIC POLLS BC THESE ARE FUN #me when i've been obsessed with space/time stuff since i was a KID its more an interest than hyperfixation rn but man.#media with any of those?? i am OBSESSED (star wars rottmnt movie etc etc) like i hyperfixated on dr who for a year in middle school #the skateboard one is so funny. in high school my guard instructor saw me with a friend's pennyboard & immediately said no.#me when i was notoriously clumsy in middle + high school so everyone i knew was like. “this is a bad idea” when i did anything #my first semester of college i bought a longboard off someone then 5months later i turned around & ate SHIT it was so funny in retrospect #anyway fun sage lore i have only ever heavily injured the left side of my body. my knee + elbow and the SAME FUCKING TOOTH. TWICE.#also i have a high pain tolerance. like idk how or when but in middle school it just got Really Strong. me when i injure myself and just #live with it for a year before it becomes a concern and i get told to get an xray (i will live with a fractured knee the rest of my life)#also when i fell off my skateboard and ate shit my first concern was “ah fuck my glasses did i break my nose” and #“nah my elbow isnt broken! my arm is just rly sore from how i landed on it” (readers. it was in fact fractured.)#like i literally went “no im fine we dont need to tell my mom or go to the er” and my friends said “call your mom and go to the er”#me spitting out my tooth and blood bc i also busted my lip: that hurt. time to hobble back to my dorm.#anyway hiding this one in the tags bc i will never not just ignore my issues LMAO did it with my ptsd dx and i will continue to do it #another incredibly hyperspecific thing: oh this doesnt seem normal! im gonna ignore it and hope it goes away #these symptoms match up to something? nah i'm sure it's not that! (proceeds to get dx'd with ptsd five months later)

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zvaigzdelasas · 1 year

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Just learned that the word my family uses for "a little bit" in lithuanian (biškį) actually comes from German (ein bisschen)

#its extra funny bc my mom often complains abt 'nowadays lithuanians use too many non lithuanian words'#most of the landlord class for most of the last 600 years has come from germany so 🤷‍♂️#her metric for 'real' lithuanian is what her great grandma spoke....but turns out the krauts came before even she learned the language #& they influenced the language for everyone #prob if it was french inspired she wouldve noticed but she doesnt know any german #so just 'the way its said'

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rain-waifu · 2 years

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Your art is really cute! I saw the post about ships and is it possible to ask for styleman?

#yes!!#‘stan my mom said its my turn on the kahl’#im weak #they tease each other all the time #thank you for the request!!#funny how almost every ship i got requested involves kyle.....#love IS stored in the kahl...#crystalized rain #my art #south park #styleman #stan marsh #kyle brovlofski #eric cartman

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bonestrouslingbones · 2 months

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btw big shoutout to that woodworking class i took in my final semester of high school for allowing me to 1. not constantly sound like i'm talking entirely out of my ass and 2. hide some very niche secrets because of the like 2 full months of paperwork & osha training before i got to actually build anything

#dont click see all on the tags i accidentally went insane over woodworking Its Not Worth it #god that class was such a mess. it took so long bc we couldn't all go to the shop unless everybody passed the safety test #and. well i'm pretty sure only i and like 3 other kids actually wanted to be there . im still a bit angry about it yeah #i wanted to build a table for my mom for mother's day and didn't finish it til JUNE and then it fell APAAARRTTTTTTTT!!!!! but its FINE #I WAS GRADUATING LIKE A WEEK AFTER BUILDING THAT TABLE BUT ITS ///FINEEEEEE////#THE actual knowledge that i still retained from it is really funny tho tbh #the only thing you can call a guard on a bandsaw is the lil 2" radius circle printed around where the blade goes through the table #if you put your fingers inside of that circle they will be Swiftly Removed #i am more comfortable with that fucking thing than a hand drill #however drill presses are fine. kinda fun actually #walnut smells really good when it's being ripped but the dust gets fucking everywhere somehow even more than white oak #that was my last class of the day that semester and i would constantly go home with my black clothes having turned brown #and i'll say. most fulfilling class i've ever taken to be completely honest #ik i am not attending a trade school but WHYYYYYY DOESNT MY UNIVERSITY OFFER WOODWORKING AAAAGGG #WHAT IF I DROP OUT TO BECOME ONE OF THOSE YOUTUBER GUYS THAT MAKES TABLES THAT ALL LOOK THE SAME HUH. WAHT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WHAT IF I WANT TO MAKE 32 TABLETOPS OUT OF MINIMALLY TRIMMED SLABS AND EPOXY THAT ALL SOMEHOW LOOK BORING. WHAT IF I MAKE BANK ON THAT #ITS! BETTER!! THAN ALL THESE ESSAYS!!!!!!!!!#ahegm sorry folks. what i meant to say is that whenever ebony looks like he's creaming himself over furniture that's me talking through him #all that being said if i ever have to look at autocad ever again i will start huffing the polyurethane

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wellnesscard · 5 months

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im a simple man for instance heres my silverware drawer

#it was really funny when devon and i had a dinner party over the summer #mom said its my turn with the fork

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dirt-str1der · 1 year

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Do you consider any of the non protagonist yakuza girls well writen?

I think none of them had rights

#Thanks for the ask !#like you have to actively like girls to notice them theyre inconsequential #also who is this why are you sewing discorse in my inbox #i spelled discourse wrong. my mom ordered the dog trainers to train ollie right now because he is insane and hes eating soo many treats #not because hes a good boy but because they are tossing that shit at him #they were literally almost there with yasuko #i thought her story was so fucking interesting ...#like its really not a fault of the girls they are all pretty good characters in their own right #like we have a variety of them too. we had miss tatsu who was out there turning guys inside out but she randomly had to go get kidnapped in #order to complete kiryus training arc. like how funny would it be for the whole thing to be staged and miss tatsus like Lol good job kiryu #for passing my test. oh this guy ? yeah he did get the better of me but i kicked the shit out of him then roped him into my schemes. dont #you think practical application is more effective than training ? anyway theres nothing more i can teach you but you can come train whenevr #we didnt even get an in game appearance for yuko but apparently she was a massive troll but too cute to get into any real trouble #mirei was. . . i literally said ‘are you kidding me’ when they revealed what happened to her like seriously ? is this real ? they did #that ? like literally she should have been living it up in cahoots with katsuya and being so sexy and divorced forever. she should have #faked her death because every single parentsl figure haruka had leaves her. and god haruka like honest to god i love that she just ran off #like that i thought it was so kiryu of her to be an absent father. but also my friends have all brought up very good points which is that #haruka should NOT have gone back to morning glory like she should have stayed in ono michi with her loser girlfriend whos a boyfriend with #her new extended family and only go back every now and then to see her siblings honestly i hated that .... like girl spread your wings ..#choose where you want to roost stop going back !! just get out !!!!!! its literally okay to tell the rest of your family ‘i dont wanna wipe #your asses forever i love you guys but im out of here’. and god i .. as much as i loved y0 makoto should have left her shitassed husband #girl had a whole ass baby with him ... find someone better im sorry ..!!! like whatever i know that thst was the ‘best’ option for her and #she deserves financial stability and a rich doctor husband but she also deserves crazy sex with a girl with one eye #i think what yumi did was awesome but like. actually i have no complaints about yumi. wait no i do. kazama was a shitass for marrying her #off to that politician because he couldnt stand having a woman in his house. im now thinking of that unecessarily hot doctor from y0 wtf was #her deal. and god the unnecessarily hot cho-han lady from y5.. oh wait ako had rights. she fell in love with kiryu at first sight then got #over him which is literally the best thing a girl could do for herself. PLUS she throws molotovs and is generally awesome #i cant remember any other girl. oh yeah god reina. .. reina .... god milky though .... i think she was fantastic and i want her badly. and #yayoi fucking disappeared after a certain point in time and ran off to another city with her baby daddy and sugared him to open a bar #well its not canon but im certain thats what happened because she literally went radio silence like girl where are you ....

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ghostin · 2 years

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Girl im fuckifn. freaked out

#was chilling around the kitchen/living room listeneing to music and then i hear some automated female voice #but it was Nawt my phone. and nobody else is awake/downstairs. and theres nothing turnedon there anyway #like the radio sometimes turns on on its own but. it did not sound like tha radio like i took my airpod off to hear better and it was like #the voice said a sentence. paused. then said one more word but i couldnt distinguish any words just a very soanish accent #neway ik this is rly funny but i did get out of there immediately and sorry to my mom i wont be going back to turn off the light <3

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vakta · 2 years

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it's actually quite nice that my mom and sister aren't home. i mean it's quiet. peaceful. you know, now it's just me and my dad, and all the unfinished arguments of ours silently hanging in the air around us

#my mom and sister have been gone for 18 hours now #and we haven't argued with my dad yet so thats pretty cool #hopefully we wont argue in the next few days either #at least until monday when i will go and visit my uncle and aunt #my uncle invited me bc he knows we would argue if we spent too much time just the 2 of us together with my dad lmao #my uncle is a rly cool guy btw!! last time i seen him i was at a rly bad place mentally but he managed to make me laugh #i was reading the package of some vegan snack bar and it said 'vegan strawberry lavoured bar with cocoa flavoured coating' or sth #and he was like uhm they never say its actually strawberry they just say its strawberry flavoured #so it might just be some strawberry flavoured........... rock.#and he said it in such a funny way and i was so tired and had a migraine also and everything was just shit so i laughed a lot at this #that was june 7 which was more than a month ago now oh my god #summer goes so quickly :(#wow this turned into an uncle appreciation post from a complains abt my dad post lmao

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bangcakes · 2 months

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messaged my friends last week like hey ik its been less than a week but i Need to see you guys i feel like a Lot has happened. but now its been a week and im like. Fuck. now i have to go through Everything and i dont remember it all JDJDXJZNNXMZ

#personal #NDJJDMSMSM should have just asked them to hang out n not said i have something to Say DNXJDNJZJD a story to TELL #bc fuxk..... now theyre gonna ask n what if i dont feel like talking about it NDJDJDJDJDJDJZJ #when i talk about Him i feel like. out Loud. i have to be like. in a Certain State bc i get So....#i turn into a Mess and things dont come out properly NDNDNNXNZNZNZZ #plus NDJXZMMZMZMZJX idk sometimes i wanna keep some things to myself NDNDNNDNDND #its so embarassing to turn from the friend that was like lol idc about any guys im gonna be single. to like. the friend Obsessed with a man #JZJZJZMZMZMZ you know what i mean its just NDNMZMZMZMZMZMZMZ #but actually now that i think about it. we've known each other since hs so its like. theyve seen me with a crush b4 #the Issue is that this is Like. at Unexplainable levels NDNDNDNDNND #like i think this id past crush territory. and i think its also Mutual #IDK DJDJDJDJSJZJ this is so.... but the only one who knows wtf im talking about is my mom #like at least i have that. but ya NDMDMDMDMDMD #talkin about if face to face with anyone else is just..... A Lot #and i get so embarassed. idk i just dont like being That Emotional #i like showin up and being Funny. i dont wanna bring like. JDJJDJDKZ IDK #i dont think im even explaining it properly here. bc i also like have a huge aversion to attention and like. when my friends are lookin at #me im just like omg omg...... i have to TALK???? and then its something so emptional. idk its just JJDJDJDJJDJSJZN #n e way

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