#monch cronch chew chew chew

[sisaloofafump]

Clark. CLARK. This is not how you’re supposed to win a boxing match.

(Full ridiculous scene below)

From Superman #168 (April 1964). He’s hanging out in 1906 and working at a San Francisco Daily Planet office but his editor (Luthor in disguise!!) keeps sending him on weird scoops like sparring against the current heavyweight champion.

[clown-prince-of-gay]

A super fast lazy doodle inspired by a compliment by @baileythebean (Istg its as if he just. knew that i adored both mango and hi-chews.)

I absolutely devour hi-chews at an alarming rate.

Likes and reblogs appreciated!! Do not repost!!

[bagool-the-wizard]

CHOMP

[drakudoll]

oh hey- *starts mauling your arms affectionately*

[eohippuu]

I’m going to eat your Tech. Just consume him. Monch monch, Cronch Cronch. Because HOH he’s so stunning and I love how you draw him and I’m going to eat him.

HDFHGHJFGFH THANK YOU....i'm chewing on him like a dog toy and spitting him back out for you all to enjoy

[lesbian-cowpoke]

Chewing on halolliedinahbabs like I do a jolly rancher

CRONCH MONCH OM NOM NOM and then my teeth get stuck together

[e-m-p-error]

I am chewing... nay. monching and cronching on your depictions

OMG NONNY!! Thank you so much that means so much to me aaaAAAA I started like, flailing when I read this the first time. I'm really happy people seem to like them!

[monstriiss]

things I will never tire of hearing: cats munching on food

[doomspaniels]

Peaceful cronching. Sunday Yvaine's eye was too itchy to leave the cone off. (In my experience, itchy comes with healing, and it's nice that it's no longer so tender she won't even think about touching it.) But Saturday, Yvaine still didn't want the eye touched, so she got to have some supervised time out of the cone.

True spaniel elegance: Yv smacks the cone into everything. She's not used to wearing a cone... and she's always clumsy... but I think she also can't see well out of that eye right now. So it was good to be able to have some time out of the cone.

[quillyfied]

listen wooloo i’mma let u finish but DREDNAW IS THE CUTE NEW BITEY BOI I’VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR AND I NEED ELEVEN

[clovercrafted]

Most edible non-food blocks

1. Moss- look me in the eyes and tell me you’ve never wanted to eat moss. Imagine sinking your teeth into that thing,,,,,,,,, effervescent

2. Skulk- it has the vibes of something I’d chew on. Probably tastes like despair and being sad at 3am

3. Glass- crunch munch cronch monch

4. Dark oak- the trapdoors are literally little blocks of chocolate

5. Sponge- cheese :)

Honourable mention: end stone because it also looks like cheese

[nerves-nebula]

"True enough, yeah. I loved chewing on my shirt tbh..........-...... chewing stim toy but I’m worried about what people would say/think."

Saw This and had to talk. Anyway!!

Chewed on shirts 🤝

I had a habit of TRYING to do the hickey thing when I was like, 10-12 but I DO NOT BRUISE at ALL, like dead ass the only times I've been bruised was like, the times I dead ass almost died. ANYWAY, it never worked and I'd just end up with a vaguely red spot and a bleeding tounge. Got tired of having a hurt tounge and that made me stop lol.

funfact for contingency purposes!! I'm the anon who was as a child known to be violent towards adults.

Mood on getting stims shamed out of you. By the time I was a teen I was ten times more stressed from trying to contain the energy of just thinking that usually came out in the form of me doing various tippy tappies.

GET THE CHEW STIM!!! HIGHLY RECCEMEND THE RAINBOW LEGO ONE ITS SO SATISFY TO MONCH AND CRONCH ON!!!!!!!

🫐 Blueberry anon

adding rainbow lego to my list of DESIRE ITeMS.

[queer-adhd]

You seem like you need somthing to chew on hear 🦴

Hhrgjsjhdbffh monch cronch

[species-dysphoria-culture-is]

species dysphoria culture is wanting to chew everything so bad. cronch monch consume

consume

[letstalktea]

Biting, monching, cronching on Harper like a broken chew toy because he turned this short drabble into more than 1.5k words and I'm not near finished.

[fireproofs]