#monsieu

[jenrecs]

⊹ hello loves! it’s a new month, and a new reading list! below are all my favorite reads from November 2022. i mostly read JK fics but the list includes other members as well. some of these do contain mature content, so minors dni.

⊹ check out these awesome fics and give the authors some love by reblogging and/or leaving feedback for them! (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

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⌜ SEOKJIN ⌟

● summer nights by @yoongiphoria​​

↳ established relationship, idol au, fluff

on the first night of the summer, seokjin does both the expected and the unexpected.

● distraction by @here2bbtstrash​

↳ established relationship, college au, smut

it’s not your fault your boyfriend’s so hot when he’s angry.

● remebered / forgotten by @gukyi​​

↳ friends to lovers, hogwarts au, fluff

you and kim seokjin were school sweethearts. fifteen years later, you wander the halls of hogwarts as a professor, and realize that you are not the only one seeing the memories that you shared.

⌜ YOONGI ⌟

● moving day by @here2bbtstrash​

↳ established relationship, fluff, smut

you manage to entice your boyfriend into taking a break from unloading boxes to unload something else instead.

● swipe right by @herecomesjoon​

↳ fluff

you went along with it just to make your sister happy, but you accidentally made a friend when you matched with someone living in your city.

● lavender haze by @honeytae​​

↳ established relationship, fluff

“lavender haze means the ‘all-encompassing love glow.’”

● quiet for me, yeah? by @haliiimede​​

↳ established relationship, smut

yoongi wakes you up early in the morning in the best way possible. only rule: don’t wake up namjoon who sleeps just a few feet away from you.

⌜ HOSEOK ⌟

● jigsaw by @sunshinejunghoseokie​​

↳ regency au, fluff, angst

hoseok has always been torn between following the obligations of his title and the pursuits of his heart. when he spends this courting season in your company, the lines between expectation and longing are clearer than ever. he is forced to choose once and for all what means more to him: duty or love.

⌜ NAMJOON ⌟

● paper love by @hoebii​​

↳ college au, fluff

● the magic of trust by @ichorai​​​

↳ fantasy au, magic au, mage au, fluff

in which namjoon fixes you.

⌜ JIMIN ⌟

● sharing by @btssmutgalore​

↳ ft. jungkook, smut

sometimes, jimin doesn't mind sharing.

● long day by @hellojeongkook​

↳ established relationship, fluff

cuddles with jimin after a long day. simple as that.

⌜ TAEHYUNG ⌟

● trip by @daechwitatamic​

↳ friends to lovers, camping au, fluff

your gigantic crush on kim taehyung is so bad that you drop whatever you’re holding every time he speaks to you. your dirty liar of a best friend SWORE to you he wouldn’t be on this camping trip, but he is. luckily, the trip gives taehyung the chance to see you in a new light, admittedly with some help from his best friend (and definitely hired spy) park jimin.

● the one where taehyung is your comfort and your anchor, and he wants to laugh with you for the rest of his life by @indgio​​

↳ established relationship, fluff

late night drives & a kim taehyung to love you are the perfect remedy to end a long day.

● monsieu kim by @yoongiphoria​​

↳ established relationship, idol au, smut

a french lesson quickly becomes a lesson in something else.

● the garden by @gukyi​

↳ bookstore au, fluff

there’s always been something quite captivating about bookstores with flowers and cute boys in the window.

● h.a.t.e.u. by @joonary​

↳ exes au, fluff

for the record, you’re only opposed to the idea of your friends throwing a high school reunion-get-together-dinner-party-thing because it’s a stupid idea. it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that your ex-boyfriend and first love is most definitely going to be in attendance. nope, not at all.

⌜ JUNGKOOK ⌟

● sharing by @btssmutgalore​

↳ ft. jimin, smut

sometimes, jimin doesn't mind sharing. 

● baby soap love by @koostarcandy​

↳ established relationship, fluff

a tiny rant of your gentle, soft and soothing love is like one of your lover’s favourite smells, baby soap.

● quarantine by @bts-bay-bee​

↳ smut

you spend quarantine with your brother’s bandmate, how could things go wrong?

● ‘tis your throne by @euphor1a​

↳ established relationship, fluff, smut

you thought that it’s your seat. but no, according to jungkook, ‘tis your throne.

● wrong by @whatifyoulivelikethat​

↳ smut

what’s wrong? nothing. everything. something. you can’t put it into words that you can speak out loud, but you can do what you do best, which happens to be causing pain. funny, a certain someone wants you to do just that. please use me like a drug.

● as it was by @ditttiii​​

↳ established relationship, idol au, fluff

on a sweet autumn noon with you in his lap and his heart in your palm, jungkook thinks he might finally have it all.

● pining 101 by @guklvr​

↳ friends to lovers, hospital au, fluff, mild angst

a collection of drabbles based on pediatricsurgeon!jk dealing with his crush on generalsurgeon!reader.

● nights like this by @archivedkookie​​

↳ established relationship, fluff

jungkook loves being inside you as you cuddle while watching a movie, and you end up sleeping like that, just like every other night.

● danger zone by @jeonjcngkook​

↳ established relationship, boxer au, fluff, smut

jung hoseok, an underdog boxer new to the sport calls out current middleweight champion jeon jungkook in a string of twitter videos, taunting him in means for a match for the championship belt. with a neverending run of his mouth, you and jungkook decide that now is the time to shut the newbie up once and for all.. after all, it is about time jungkook sheds blood, sweat and tears into the gold around his waist. but to the dismay of both of you and jungkook, the sacrifice of holding gold has you both eying another prize at the end of the four weeks.

● dumb bunny by @wnderkoo​

↳ fluff

in which jungkook finds himself in the middle of a classic childhood disney movie.

● the one where jungkook performs for the world but he always comes back to you by @indgio​​

↳ established relationship, idol au, fluff

jungkook knows he did well but he wants to hear it from you.

● getting spanked silly by jungkook by @loon4joon​

↳ established relationship, smut

⌜ MISC (non bts) ⌟

● promise? by @artaefact​

↳ jaebeom (got7), established relationship, fluff

when he makes a promise to you.

● easy like sunday morning by @ughcore​​

↳ jaebeom (got7), established relationship, quarantine au, fluff, smut

[thoughtfulobjectcheesecake]

Assigning POTO characters build-a-bear stuffed animals;

Idk rlly, but i just saw the rose bear while browsing and got this idea :)

Christine;

Erik;

Raoul;

Meg;

Madame giry;

Carlotta;

Monsieur Andre;

Monsieue Firmin;

Sorry about the quality of some of the bears, but like i had fun w/ them :)

[maybethistime-rpg]

Exemple d’un lieu scénarisé

STATEN ISLAND, 2013 C’est un soir de pleine lune dont tous les habitants qui vivaient déjà ici se souviennent sans le moindre doute. Certains décrivent un hurlement dans la nuit, une voiture qui démarre en trombe, d’autres prétendent qu’un silence de mort régnait. Dans le petit salon de coiffure de Henry Barker, les lumières restent allumées toute la nuit – ce n’est pas habituel. Lorsque le soleil se lève, alors que Mrs Dewitt s’apprête à aller faire faire sa permanente par Lucy Barker, c’est elle qui cette fois pousse un hurlement – Mrs Danver accourt et attrape la pauvre femme avant qu’elle ne fasse un malaise. Devant leurs yeux, au milieu de leur banlieue tranquille, sans histoire, comme ça, au milieu du salon encore maculé des cheveux coupés la veille, le corps de Lucy git sans expression. Mrs Dewitt pense immédiatement à la permanente qu’elle n’aura pas, à son mari qui va lui faire remarquer que ses cheveux sont tout plats, à l’anniversaire de son fils ce week-end qui va être gâché – on a pas idée de mourir un jeudi. Madame Danver, elle, pense aux ragots – ses copines seront folles quand elles vont apprendre ce qu’elle a vu ! Elle était presque là la première ! Elle pourra raconter aux autres que c’est elle qui a appelé la police. Peut-être même qu’elle pourra feindre d’avoir de la peine… STATEN ISLAND, 2018 Le salon de coiffure n’est plus depuis longtemps. Henry Barker a bien tenté de le rouvrir – après avoir passé quelques semaines en prison à hurler son innocence dans l’affaire du meurtre de sa femme – mais il est vrai que l’histoire a fait mauvaise presse – on se demande pourquoi. La devanture annonce l’ouverture prochaine d’une supérette, mais Mrs Dewitt sait bien qu’aucun commerce ne tiendra ici. Le boucher qui avait tenté l’expérience a vite renoncé – l’ironie était sublime, cela dit. Personne ne tiendra parce que tout le monde se souvient de la morte. En plus, maintenant qu’on sait que c’est le Dr David Hyde – oh, un homme pourtant si charmant ! de bonne famille, élégant, intelligent, raffiné, le genre d’homme auquel on aurait rêvé de marier sa fille, pas que ce soit le cas de Mrs Dewitt, évidemment, mais quand même… Maintenant qu’on sait que le Dr Hyde est le meurtrier… Il faut dire, ce crétin, qu’il a tenté d’en tuer une autre. Sa bonne amie Mrs Danver lui a apporté le journal hier, et il y avait portrait de Hyde à la page 8. Il a dit qu’il ne se souvenait pas du meurtre. Il a juré qu’il n’était pas lui-même… Enfin. Le pire, c’est que tout ça va se tasser, maintenant, et Mrs Dewitt doit bien l’admettre, voilà longtemps qu’elle ne s’était pas autant amusée que ces cinq dernières années. STATEN ISLAND, 2023 Mrs Danver se sent bien seule. Pourtant, elle vient de voir quelque chose qu’elle aurait adoré partager avec Mrs Dewitt. Lorsqu’elles ont découvert le corps de Lucy, il y a 10 ans, ces deux-là se sont liées d’une amitié indéfectible – le traumatisme, le choc, la peur… l’amour des ragots, voilà qui les a soudées comme si elles étaient sœurs. Mais Mrs Dewitt a déménagé, et depuis qu’elle vit sa vie au Canada – Mrs Danver ose à peine penser à cette trahison – elle a complètement oublié sa comparse. Pourtant, un peu plus tôt ce matin, Mrs Danver a croisé un journaliste. Ou un réalisateur. Elle ne sait plus trop. Il était tout à fait charmant, et il est venu la trouver pour lui dire qu’il était là pour réaliser un documentaire – fiction. Pour l’application où l’on trouve des séries, là… netfon, netfil… quelque chose comme ça. A Staten Island ! C’était tellement excitant qu’elle a failli tomber de la chaise où elle était assise, en train de siroter un irish coffee après son cours de yoga de 10h. Évidemment, elle a déjà largement entretenu les velléités du journaliste, elle n’est pas née de la dernière pluie. Mais elle a ménagé le suspens, car elle a besoin qu’il revienne la voir. Après tout, c’est elle qui a découvert le corps ! Enfin… Elle l’a orienté vers le lycée. C’est là, cher monsieur, lui-a-t-elle dit, que vous trouverez des histoires à raconter. Ce lycée qui a accueilli mes enfants étaient autrefois si tranquille, mais vous imaginez aujourd’hui, les enfants Hyde (Anthony et Emma) et les enfants Barker (Joanna et Jonathan) le fréquentent tous les quatre. On raconte qu’ils étaient proches quand ils étaient petits, surtout Joanna et Anthony – c’est comme ça que David a rencontré Lucy, d’ailleurs. Mais imaginez-vous, cher Monsieur, comment s’entendent des enfants quand leurs parents s’entretuent ? On raconte qu’Anthony est à la dérive. Oui, cher Monsieur, si vous voulez comprendre toute l’histoire, vous feriez bien de commencer par là. Elle a été bien bonne de lui donner déjà toutes ces informations. Elle n’a pas vraiment retenu son choc quand son mari lui a annoncé qu’une société de production venait réaliser un documentaire ici, dans leur quartier si tranquille – mais Mrs Danver y voit là l’occasion de faire le ménage. Table rase du passé. Les enfants Hyde devraient aller grandir ailleurs – malheureusement, la mauvaise herbe, il est difficile de s’en débarrasser. Et les pelouses de son quartier sont si belles…

[charlesrichardcoindinghh]

[hobinyaria]

Spending the weekend with family and friends. Mampir lagi deh ke @dewata.indonesia by @monsieurspoon di @sarinahindonesia

 

 

Karena masih ada tempat, kami bisa langsung masuk dan diinformasikan waktu dine in : 90 menit. Cukuplah yaaa buat ngobrol2.  

 

Untuk temen ngobrol saya pesan: 

Berrybiscous hot tea (IDR 39K) 

Vanilla latte (IDR 41K) 

Babka Nutella (IDR 30K) 

 

Harga tertulis belum termasuk pajak dan service.  

 

Waiter sama greetersnya sopan dan membantu banget. Karena mama saya agak susah jalan, mereka membantu menyiapkan tempat duduk, mengatur meja sama kursinya. Sukak deh sama hospitality-nya.

[daddyfromlemans]

Comme vous l’avez tous remarqué (à moins vivre sur une île déserte ou en Corrèze) la barbe est devenue à la mode. Pour être plus exact, elle est même devenue un mode de vie.

Cependant, comme toujours, nous n’avons rien inventé. Le port de la barbe n’est pas significatif de l’homme du XXIème siècle (au contraire de la baisse du QI et des taux d’audience d’Hanouna). En effet, tout au long de l’Histoire de l’humanité, la barbe a été le symbole de la virilité, de sagesse, de pouvoir et d’ancienneté. Avoir une belle barbe été le symbole de la réussite (les vikings,  les divers prophètes, les rois/empereurs étaient loin d’être des hipsters du dimanche). De nos jours la barbe est toujours un symbole de virilité mais a aussi été accaparée par divers groupes sociaux : les pseudos-hipsters (qui ne connaissent rien au jazz, pensent que le Cohiba est le meilleur des cigares et que le Jack Daniels est un bourbon … Le Jack est un whisky américain, hérétiques !), les bobos-écolos (qui luttent contre les incivilités des autres et la pollution avec un iPhone dans une main et un Coca Light dans l’autre) et certains métalleux nostalgiques des vikings (Daddy a une tendre affection pour eux et les invites à un “pogo” de l’amitié).

Nonobstant, le plus gros désavantage à porter une barbe c’est … la connerie de l’autre. Si, toi lecteur (au cas où des féministes se sentent mises de côté Daddy s’excuse et attend les photos de vos plus belles barbes. Sinon taisez-vous à tous jamais), tu te décides à laisser pousser ta magnifique pilosité faciale, prépare toi à des réflexions du genre : “tu te laisses pousser la barbe ?” (le con a un don de l’observation très aiguisé et pense qu’il est le seul) ; “On dirait un clochard” (le con pense que tous les clochards ont de la barbe et les moyens d’aller au barbier) ; “tu t’es convertis ?” (sous entendu “à l’Islam”, car le con pense que la conversion ne concerne que cette religion et que seul les musulmans portent la barbe. Bonjour aux juifs orthodoxes, chrétiens orthodoxes et j’en passe, qui sont oublié par le manque de culture du con) ; “tu vas t’engager avec DAESH ?” (le con pense que tous les terroristes sont barbus et oublie nos amis légionnaires …).

Malgré tout cela, tu as encore envie d’avoir une barbe ? Voici quelques conseils de Daddy pour avoir une barbe au poil :

La patience : faire pousser sa barbe demande du temps et de la motivation. Chaque barbe est différente et pousse à une vitesse variable. Ne prends jamais exemples sur un copain etc … De plus, si tu souhaites avoir une barbe de plus de 3 semaines, Daddy te prévient que ça risque de te gratter … C’est un passage obligé qui s’atténuera en 2 semaines. Simplement, l’hydratation de ta barbe peut t’aider (soit patient jeune Padawan, Daddy aborde ce point plus tard)

L’implantation : Cela peu paraître logique, mais peu d’hommes en tiennent compte. Ton implantation, ami lecteur, et forcément différente de celle de ton père, ton frère et même que celle de ton chien (qui n’a pas rêvé d’avoir les beaux poils d’un golden retriever ?). Ne tombe pas dans le piège des “produits miracles” qui font pousser des barbes de 3 mètres, des poils où il n’y en n’a pas, rendent la vue aux aveugles et Franck Dubosc drôle … Si ta barbe naissante est clairsemée, il y a une raison biologique pour cela : Pour qu’il y ait un poil qui pousse il faut un follicule pileux. Sinon, il n’y a rien et il n’y aura jamais rien. Aucun produit ne créera ces follicules (tout comme personnes n’a réussie à créer des neurones pour le cerveau de Nabilla). Tu devras modeler ta barbe selon ton implantation, ta forme de visage et ton look. Pour cela un bon Barbier sera te guider et te conseiller (si tu es du Mans, Daddy à fait un Top des barbiers de notre belle ville)

L’hygiène de vie : Ta barbe est une partie à part entière de ton corps. Ta pilosité faciale sera donc impactée par ce que tu ingurgites. Il est donc fortement déconseillé de fumer (un cigare est toléré de temps en temps par Daddy), boire trop d’alcool (même si le houblon est bon pour le poil. Tout est une question de modération. N’est-ce pas les lecteurs bretons, des Hauts de France, d’Alsace et … bref les lecteurs français ?), manger trop gras etc … Bref il faut avoir une hygiène de vie saine pour que tes poils t’aiment (Daddy va se faire embaucher par le ministère de la santé).

L’entretien : Tout comme il ne faut pas ingurgiter n’importe quoi, il ne faut pas mettre de la cochonnerie sur sa barbe (je n’ai pas dit cochonnaille. Retire cette tranche de jambon autour de ta barbe). Daddy te conseille fortement des produits, au maximum, naturels voir Bios. Je te vois venir : Non cela ne va pas te coûter une fortune si tu n’achètes pas tes produits chez les Barber Shop qui se font une marge à la Apple dessus. Daddy te conseille 2 marques vendues en grandes surface entre 7 et 10€ : Monsieur D (produit en France et à 80% minimum naturel) et Bull Dog (produit anglais et 100% naturel).

Bien sûr, à ce prix là ce n’est pas du BIO. Après, il y a la possibilité de faire soit même son huile en achetant les produits nécessaires sur internet (Aroma Zone est un site sérieux avec des produits de qualités et Bios).

Pour avoir une belle barbe en pleine santé et pleine de vigueur, il est impératif de mettre de l’huile à barbe tous les jours. Concernant l’huile de Ricin (qui est très nourrissante et aide à la pousse du poil), Daddy t’avertis : C’est une huile allergène et corrosif pour la peau. Ne l’utilise jamais pure ni sans avoir testé sur une petite partie de ta peau. Concernant l’huile à choisir. tout dépend de la nature de ton poil et de ta peau. Seul toi pourra en décider. Pour ceux qui souhaitent avoir une barbe bien disciplinée et protégée Daddy vous conseille d’utiliser un baume à barbe, de préférence de texture crémeuse.

Ce dernier est à utiliser après l’huile. Pour une barbe propre et une peau saine, il faut effectuer un shampooing 2 fois par semaine (plus fragilisera ta barbe) avec de l’eau à température ambiante, voir froide. Cela resserrera les pores de ta peau et protégera ton poil. Daddy utilise un shampooing à barbe solide naturel. Il est très efficace et à une bonne durée de vie.

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En plus de tout cela il te faut un petit peigne en bois et une brosse en poils de sanglier (surtout pas de synthétique si tu ne veux pas ressembler à un yorkshire).

Tu auras compris que tu dois d’abord peigner ta barbe pour la démêler, puis mettre de l’huile, la brosser pour bien que l’huile soit étaler sur toute ta barbe ainsi que la discipliner. Ensuite, tu peux mettre le baume pour faire tenir ta barbe et la protéger. Tout cela doit être fait sur un poil sec. Après le shampooing, il faut bien essuyer sa barbe sans frotter. Tamponner est l’idéal.

Même après des années de port de la barbe, ta peau peut te démanger au niveau du menton. Cela est souvent dû à des squames. Daddy utilise une solution “Nashi Argan”. Je me frotte toute la barbe avec, avant chaque shampooing, et je laisse agir 2-3 minutes. Puis je rince avec le shampooing.

Daddy ne parlera pas volontairement du lissage de la barbe. Car, à part abîmer son poil pour jouer à celui qui à la plus longue et la plus droite, je ne vois pas l’intérêt.

Le rasage : Daddy parle ici de dessiner les contours de la barbe : pommettes et coup. Pour le premier dessin il est conseiller de le faire chez un barbier. il sera adapter le dessin par rapport à la forme de ton visage, si tu souhaites une barbe longue ou courte etc … par la suite, tu n’auras cas suivre son travail. Point important : si tu désires une barbe fournie il ne faut pas raser ton coup sous ta barbe. Sinon tu auras des poils fins et cassant en bout de barbe.

Pour le matériel de rasage. Daddy utilise un shavette : cela se présente comme un coupe-choux mais avec une lame changeable et d’une utilisation plus simple. Comme produit de rasage l’idéal est une huile. En effet cette dernière est transparente, grasse et nourrissante. Elle permettra une meilleure glisse de la lame, coupera la sensation de “feu” que laisse cette dernière sur ta peau et évitera les micros coupures. Tu peux, aussi utiliser une pierre d’alun en cas de micros-coupures. C’est désinfectant et astringent.

Lorsque tu te rases suis toujours le sens du poil, qui est propre à chacun. Généralement c’est de haut en bas sur les pommettes, de bas en haut pour le coup, en dessous de la pomme d’Adams, et l’inverse au dessus.

Tu auras donc compris qu’avoir une barbe c’est aussi prendre du temps pour s’en occuper.

Avant les soins de barbe.

Après les soins de barbe.

Daddy espère que cet article vous aura été utile. N’hésitez pas à partager vos expériences de barbus ou de femme d’homme des cavernes.

  Que la Force soit avec vous, les amis.

  Une barbe au poil Comme vous l'avez tous remarqué (à moins vivre sur une île déserte ou en Corrèze…

[crivil]

(vía ArtStation - Monsieu du Lion, No Noreth)

[sleeepy-sun]

After reading "heartstopper" by @aliceoseman I've been yearning excessively for a boyfriend

Madame, your comic is fantastic but damn

[giorgiastastes]

Holy motors (2012)

"A man travelling from life to life. In a giant machine"

This is how Carax describes his movie. But I wish it was only that.

The first thing that comes to mind when I think of it is " I WAS WAITING FOR THE WHOLE TWO HOURS TO GET BORED, ANNOYED OR CONFUSED, OR EVEN DISAPPOINTED OR DISGUSTED, BUT DAMN, IF I DIDN'T LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT"

It's true. I was hoping it would never end. I just got back from the beach, and I was there, at night, in front of my PC, tired as hell, but God how much I loved it.

I heard many things about it, especially bad ones, where people would complain that french critics loved and praised it only because the generic public wouldn't. They said that Holy motors was trash, that it had no sense and it was just a bunch of pointless scenes one after another to make watchers feel stupid while the movie itself was too pretentious.

Damn if they were wrong.

I rarely believe in opinions that are not my own but sometime I give myself the option of the doubt. Not with this. The ones who didn't appreciate it just didn't get it. That's the truth.

What's holy motors about? It's about Cinema, you dumbs. That's the big analogy. Every simbol, every scene is about the evolution of Cinema, cameras and the world of fiction.

But even if you didn't get the symbolism, there's no way you cannot appreciate the aesthetics of this masterpiece.

For the ones who loved it though, I like you.

I'm not even going to say how good Denis Lavant was, he was majestic. A master.

Monsieur Oscar deserved that Oscar. But we all know the academy awards doesn't have taste anymore

[matou-en-peluche]

One of the outstanding films I watched for the first time in 2017.

[fumikomiyasaki]

𝗕𝗜𝗢𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡

Name: Grey Braynse

Nickname: Bones (His Pen name), Jellyfish (Floyd), Monsieu Mort (Rook), Dead Meat (Leona)

Based on: Ghoulia Yelps

𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿: Trans (He/him)

𝗔𝗴𝗲: 19

𝗕𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗱𝗮𝘆: October 25th

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻: Scorpio

𝗛𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁: 192 cm

𝗘𝘆𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗿:pink

𝗛𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗿: baby blue

𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗦

𝗗𝗼𝗿𝗺: Fangulous @rookvonhunt

𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿: Third Year

𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀: 3-D

𝗢𝗰𝗰𝘂𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Student, part-time Hacker

Homeland: Isle of Lamentation

Sexuality: Omnisexual

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𝗙𝗨𝗡 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗦:

𝗗𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱: left

𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱: Cherries, Strawberries 

𝗟𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱: anything Milk, has intolerance 

Likes: Comics, his besties, having something to do,

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀: his speech, being treated different, water,

𝗛𝗼𝗯𝗯𝘆: playing piano, coding, fanfics 

𝗧𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀: Adapting to new things, recognizing emotion quick,

𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬:

Grey since birth had a great problem with his language. Mainly he only speaks gibberish when words come out of his mouth. He tries hard to learn it but so far only small words sometimes come out if at all. His besties Hapi and Desiree at least still understand him to the fullest. He was always very insecure in himself but thanks to discovering Computers and how to use them to the fullest as well as writing for one he could finally express his words more and he could write down what he felt. This turned into him being good at coding and Hacking as well as his secret hobby of writing fanfictions about the students he sees. He also has some self insert ocs of his own. 

Grey is, if you get to know him, really pretty smart and analytic. He is also a huge nerd reading lots of comics. He is kind and tries his best, but given his speaking problem he comes off as weird to others. If it wouldn’t be for Hapi he would have been insecure for much longer but now he can be a bit more sassy. He is naturally very slow in a lot of things though so give him time.

He is a huge fan of both Syncrean and the Incremania dormitory, unsure who to cheer for more.

Unique Magic:

Dead Fast

For a short amount of time he can get a Speed boost that moves him very Fast for around 5 minutes.

Chibi by @/Silent-Dragon

[mickylikesstuff]

Status Online: Chapter 7: Borne out of Red

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After he left and one hour to her counter, she ran to find the NPC for the quest earlier. Contemplating if joining him is the best choice. He is a stranger, a strong one, and knows a lot about the game like Lavender to Pico.

Crap! Lavender and Pico! She didn’t save their UID’s too. Maybe Akuma knows her. She’ll ask him later. If she catches him. “I need Medical supplies (no wait potions) potions, clothing, and the dagger. Do we need food? I need to sell the materials for Col first too ”

And by that, she launches herself to the roof, running against time.

Now:

Red Valkerie's run. Starting NOW! 01:00:00 time left.

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West Gate, Town of Beginning

Floor 1

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She uses the crates to climb off with quick jumps to the nearby wall and leaps to reach the ledge. Hands grab the side of the building and hurl herself to the top. She observed the area, noting the landmarks she could easily identify.

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She opens the <Map> and confirms the notable locations inside the Town. and then summons a <Notepad> next to the map.

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Red Valkyrie's notes

<Teleport Gate Plaza>Notes: Quest-giving NPC gives the mission “Get Rid of the Boars”. Gives off Cols for killing 15 Frenzy Boars. Beginners quest. Not for longtime use.

<Merchant District>Located on all Floors (Workshop, Merchants, Traders, etc.)

<Blackiron Palace>The Respawn area to prisoners against the Law of Aincrad. Largest Building on the Floor? Possible hidden quest? (investigation required)

She also noted the towers that are placed in certain sections. And continues to list the necessary supplies in her checklist. She checked the clock from a distance.

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55:38 minutes remaining…

Reviewing the map and the city’s structure illuminated by the orange twilight, taking in the sight of the town. Her head held high and the blue screen disappeared with a wave of her hand.

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Red Valkyrie takes a deep breath and slowly releases it. Searching for inner peace she whispers “Tikki spots on”

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Fearlessly. She started to run towards the roof of the store below her. Since the roof is lower from the building, she landed on there with a roll that took the impact of her HP, and she continued to flow with her whole body and never stopped running after her quick recovery.

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With the fire in her eyes burning in passion, she huffs her breath and dodges the items and clotheslines that cover the rooftops with ease. Rolling above empty tables, flitted between hanging clothes. And avoiding plants potted there with graceful efficiency.

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She ran. Ran to gain speed and momentum as she leaps to the next building. Landing herself smack on the wall. But instead of falling to the stone pavement below, she grips the creases of the bricks until she has a footing of the ones below her and quickly launches to the nearby windowsill on her side and continues to climb and proceeds to run again.

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Spotted her first target. And landed at the store’s roof that was almost closed for the day and quickly scanned the stuff she needed before startling the NPC.

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After a quick break from her low stamina depletion, heaving for air with her body crouched in her landing. She needs to purchase better equipment. “Hi! You're still open?” She grinned at the merchant.

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The NPC blinked and then quickly recovered his surprise with a smile. “Hello traveler, you need some equipment? The workshop is open for all”. Most Players welcome themselves from the entrances of the workshop, not from above.

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With the <<Drops>> she got and the Col she earned, Red Valkyrie was able to craft her first dagger << Bronze Dagger >>. Well, she said she’ll replace her sword, did she?

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And she bought some recovery potions << Healing Potion >>, << Restorative Potion >> , and << Cleansing Potion >>. Quickly her Col ran out from crafting items.

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“Thanks, Monsieur! ” She hurriedly sprinted to the < Teleport Gate Plaza >.

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“ Monsieur? ” the guy asked as the Player ran off. The Cardinal System provided the French translation.

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MONSIEUR. noun

mon·sieur

Definition of monsieur

: a Frenchman of high rank or station —used as a title equivalent to Mister and prefixed to the name of a Frenchman.

: Command:

As the first customer after the creator’s new feature. The workshop designated NPC is now required to pin the Player UID of  Red Valkyrie as an important customer to any floor she comes upon.

: Command end:

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“My dagger, medicine, potions, and a few camping equipments, Check!” Valkyrie crosses the items out in her checklist.

“Next stop, The Terrified woman.” She talked to herself. Finishing her first task and proceeds to run. Heading to the Plaza.

39:13 minutes remaining…

Rolling after the blockade of crates, she continues to speed on the streets. She reaches the blacksmith and continues to run past it.

When she is about to reach the entrance of the plaza, she hears booming footsteps and warcries coming straight towards her. That makes the woman stop in her tracks. A large number of players are heading towards her at a worrying speed. She panics and frantically looks for a hiding spot.

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“FOR FREEDOM!!! ” this is what they chant. “ FOR ALL AND ALL!” They declared.

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She looks at someplace and sees a flagpole that has a flag of Aincrad on it. She climbed the coarse flag and tuck herself within the fabric like a cocoon. Hiding her from the people below.

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It's a good thing she climbs up to that flagpole in time before the stampede of players burst out of the plaza. Being trampled is not fun. Red Valkyrie relaxed, releasing her breath when she held still.

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“Oh…” she realized, a stunned expression on her face. She shakes her head as she chuckles that some of them are heading to the < Merchant District >. She’s fortunate enough to buy the equipment in time before they close. But those people who run past her will have to wait till morning to get supplies.

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“Lucky me~” she sang silently and let herself slide to fall clutching the flag in her hand. Once she reaches the pavement quietly, she continues to the plaza once the coast is clear.

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Teleport Gate Plaza, Town of Beginning

Floor 1

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Once she arrives, as she said before.

It's chaos.

She wasn’t prepared to see this. “Oh no.” She gasps, bringing her hands near her heart as a terribly familiar scene she sadly dealt so many times before.

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Her eyes widened and watered as people were crying so loud, something she wished she only last heard in the Akuma Attacks. Wailing that screeches so frighteningly loud and filled with terror. “Children?”

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“Why are there children here?” she stuttered. Terrified of the extent of these events and campaigns can go in the future.

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Little ones that are definitely not 15 years old are now centered in the middle of the plaza. Big fat tears fell to their faces as they huddled each other. They cried for their parents, they cried to go back home, they pleaded to the sky where Kayaba was to be released.

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Some men and women froze, while others console the little ones. But there are others huddled together at designated spots, ones with their own friends and those who sulk alone.

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And let's not forget those who let their anger rage against them and trash all over the area. Blaming every moving thing the point at and picking fights they see move. Ignoring the blaring warnings of disruptive violence, that they will be punished by their actions.

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“You beta-tester, you said that this is safe!”

“Bastard! You Liar!”

“I wanna go home! I trusted YOU! ”

It seems that a small mob found their target.

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A man in his twenties. He is stunned and on the verge of hyperventilating. His eyes froze wide like a deer in the headlights. All while his ears are ringing from all the shouting and his own racing heartbeat, the emotions, and stares that are thrown at his way are heavy and frightening. He couldn't move, he felt naked all under those judging eyes.

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He’s scared.

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His trembling visage triggered Ladybug Red Valkyrie to sidetrack from her mission and followed the noise of the hateful shouting. Her back straightens as she heavily marches her way towards it.

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And in the crowd of thousands, a commanding voice boomed to the people around them.

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“Back off”

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They all turned their attention to the red-clad woman. She felt their stares but her eyes tighten and focus on the one who is looming on the man who she suspects as the leader.

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Red Valkyrie entered the fray. “What seems to be the problem now?” She narrowed her eyes to the players that were harassing the man.

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“Stay out of this gaijin !” a rude one interjects. The word never bothered her, but his actions does.

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“I will. If you back off from this man, don't test me.” She narrowed her eyes and gazed at them. Everyone was tense to the surprisingly commanding aura she emitted. For a woman, she knew that as a petite figure with a pretty face, no one can hesitate to kick her pride out. But none of them know what she is truly capable of.

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“Why do you care bitch, hu! This guy’s a beta-tester! I bet he knows something!” The stupid ring-leader spat angrily at her and then turns his attention to the man, grabbing the other player’s collar. “So spit it out!” He roars to intimidate.

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However, the man's gaze was only focused on the woman. ‘ Wasn’t she with Akuma and Kirito earlier? Why is she here?’

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He scrams off as the orange-man tossed him off to the ground, unsatisfied from his silence. To face the red-clad woman.

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“Are you alright?” the man's companions asked, shakingly. They quietly looked after their friend but they still looked at the woman. She was either brave or stupid. ‘Or she has a plan on her own' The third (fourth?) Beta-tester thought. By all means, he now knew what she is trying to do.

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“You! You really level up really high, don't you? Are you like him! Are you a beta-tester too! You cheated too! Didn’t yah!” He pointed his finger to the red-suited player. She only raised her brow in response to his accusations.

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“A beta-tester? Me! Oh my! you flatter me?" She giggled mockingly, doing all her best to imitate Chloé's presence.

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"Even if I am, What's up to you? Do you really expect that I will just tell you things I know cause you bad-mouthed this gaijin ?” She cooly responded and her one brow raised. “I am new to this game as much as you are. Then again you think you can just trample others because you're unsatisfied? But at least I give the beta-testers something you will never have.”

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He only snorted at her statement. Laughing off with his gang, some of them are intimidated by her but they can only laugh awkwardly. She assessed at them deeming them a threat or not. Even the one's whose forehead shines in sweat. She may not notice but the players beyond the gang are mystified by her appearance.

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“What your time! Cause I really~ would like some of that” He then lewdly licked his lips, looking her one over. The way he behaved disgusted her, but she stayed standing tall and mighty.

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"I was about to say respect but yes that one too~" She looks down to the man and waves him off. Ignoring the sputtering Beta-tester.

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She scoffs “If you're trying to be so bold. Then act like it. You're nothing more than a school bully than everything else this game has to offer. Heck, even a boar can beat you to it!" Val mocked him.

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Scoffs and silent laughs can be heard silence in the leader's "Shut up!"

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‘ Good, just a little more ’ If she planned correctly they will be in jail and no one can be hurt by them as long as she is still in this city. ‘Tikki could have scolded me for being reckless’ she taught.

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"You are ridiculous, Utterly ridiculous. Wasting everyone's time to your tantrums and whining. Go back to your school! maybe you can learn more manners there than in here.” Her hand gestures are inanimately posh.

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Snickering and whoops can be heard to that burning comment that left the ring-leader embarrassed in shame.

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“Why you!- That is it!” he sneered 'finally a reaction'. “Get her!” he commanded. His men moved and the group hurriedly surrounded her.

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Hard-headed they all shouted as more uneducated profanity and launched themselves at her. “Good” Now that their attention is directed at her, she crosses her arms and stands her ground as they draw their weapons.

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By the time that the ringleader’s sword is about inches away from her face, the security system of the Plaza activates. The delinquents are now frozen by the security system. A flash of red appeared from the floor circles of red spotlights against each individual attacking delinquent.

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Multiple red boxes float across the venue to warn them last time for the day. Everyone in the Plaza froze as they remembered the Announcement a few moments ago.

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And then a robotic voice spoke for all to hear.

<Violence within the safe zone is not tolerated >

<For disrupting the peace of the Aincrad Safety Regulation:>

<UID ____ is under arrest and to be teleported to the < Blackiron Palace > until further notice>

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Unbothered by the announcement's statement. Red Valkyrie moves his sword away from her face and leans to his ear. “So you wanna know my secret?” she mockingly whispered. Making sure that everybody can hear her. She then backs off and looks at all the red-lighted men.

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“I read the manual.” She cheerfully said, tilting her head sideways shining them a smile.  “It's really simple you know. I’m sure you’ll see a lot of tips with light reading.” She ignored the glinting item on the ground and walked past the frozen gang circling them while their line of sight is still on her.

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"But~" She sang.

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“With time you all are on probation. I’m sure you’ll have a lot of fun reviewing those tips and tricks.” She shakes her head in mocking sympathy.

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She then turned back and waved with a big smile. “Goodbye!”. Ignoring the incoherent shouts and angry grunts from their immovable mouths.  Her smug expression is the last thing they saw before being thrown to dark prison.

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<Good day!>

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And that, all the attackers now disappeared and were taken prisoners to the Palace with a flash of red.

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The rest of the group that didn’t attack her now hesitated to do anything. "Alright, what to do with the rest of you? Hm?." Red Valkyrie's name is now ingrained in their heads. She looks at them in a now cooled expression as if pondering for her next move.

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They avoided her gaze as she now turns her attention to them and stared at them with her electric blue gaze. “If you're gonna join them, go ahead. But I for one suggest you guys move on your way now.” and that, her features soften as she continues.

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“Or, you guys can help them out” gesturing out the other people with them in the plaza. "A lot of people are now really could use some help. Directing them to the nearest Inns and Diners you know. this must be an exhausting day to everyone." She patted one of the men's shoulder as a soothing gesture. Ignoring the flinch he first reacted.

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"Maybe you can ask the Church too for them" they followed her sight to the children.

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"But If anyone dares to take advantage of any of them," She spoke with a glare that Ladybug can muster.

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"Prison will be your heaven against me."

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Her eyes shine in her promise.

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And she turned her back on them and walked away like she didn’t command them. She doesn't care what they decided to do next. "The choice is now yours"

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Red Valkyrie almost tripped at something on the ground, and looking down she saw her <Light Sword> she left before Midori swept her off her feet. She kicks it upwards to the air and stores it in her inventory with a swift swipe of her hand.

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“Well, that was easy.” She sighs to herself. She doubted that was the first arrest the system made. But if it is, then good. That will teach them a lesson.

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Red Valkyrie breathes deeply, but then she notices that the place is now quiet. Looking around her to assess the area to be found, all that remained stares at her. She blinked at the crowd, and they blink back. She embarrassingly scratched the back of her neck at the wide eyes of the kids. 'Gosh, I'm not this shy as Ladybug.'

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She then composes herself and waved at them and strode to the man earlier.

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Reading his Username and his friends’, Red Valkyrie can be assured that this group will be safe too.

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“Are you alright?” She worriedly asked, offering out her hand to Diavel.

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[buublepup]

BOBA IS BEING A MEANIE!!!!!! HE'S BEING A JERKFACE LER TO ME AND, BEING SOMEONE WHO'S IN A HUGE-ASS LEE MOOD, I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT, MONSIEU R-

(Phantoms-and-feathers)

*goes on annon but still puts name at bottom-*

Also nom nom bitch-

[rwbyvein]

Fallen Ark:  Finaly/e: Part II/II

Jaune, in a suit, walked up to the restaurant with Cinder on his arm.

No, wait, now it's Pyrrha. He wasn't exactly sure how they decided this. The host was obviously checking her out, and... maybe him... He checked them in, took them to their table, and they sat down. A somelier quickly arrived, offering them something to drink.

Jaune: Maybe after they make up their minds.

Somelier: *nods and walks away*

Waiter: *hands out the menus*

Waiter: Is there anything I can get you in the mean time.

Jaune: Amuse-bouche, please.

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Jaune: *glares at Cinder, looking at the menu*

Jaune: *reaches across the table and grabs the menu, pulling it from their hands*

Jaune: Alright, enough waiting.

Cinder: *eats her amuse-bouche*

Jaune: *gestures to the waiter*

Waiter: *quickly walks up*

Waiter: Monsieu?

Jaune: Surf and turf please, and chicken for the lady.

Waiter: Of course, monsieu.

Jaune: And please send the somelier.

Waiter: Of course, monsieu.

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After their discussion, the somelier poured the wine for them, with Jaune's gesture, leaving the bottle at the table.

Jaune: So?

Cinder: *internal struggles*

Jaune: I guess I have to pick this, too. Let's start with Cinder.

Cinder (seductively): So?..

Jaune: We've made it.

Cinder: *seductively drinks her wine*

Cinder: You have no idea what this means to me.

Jaune: Oh?

Cinder: This is the first time... I've been able to enjoy myself.

Cinder (Pyrrha): *snickering*

Cinder: Quiet.

Cinder: *looks back at Jaune*

Cinder: I do mean - my - entire - life I've never been able to rest; I've never been able to relax... I never even wanted to. But here... today... with you...

Pyrrha (internally): Can I speak?

Cinder: Sure.

Cinder (Pyrrha): I... want you to know... this is everything I ever wanted.

Cinder (internally): I'm sure you always wanted you're murdress to be sharing a body with you...

Pyrrha (internally): I've always wanted a sibling.

Jaune: *rolls his eyes and lays back, enjoying his wine*

Cinder (internally): Is that what I am?

Cinder (Pyrrha): *rubs her naked thigh below her skirt*

Cinder (internally): *moans*

Pyrrha (internally): I've always wanted someone to share my life with.

Cinder (internally): I think you found him.

Pyrrha (internally): I wanted someone to share with him.

Cinder (internally): You can't be serious?

Cinder (Pyrrha): *moans*

Jaune: *looks at Cinder intringingly*

Pyrrha (internally): I wanted someone to love, and someone to share my love with. I always assumed I wouldn't get it.

Cinder (internally): . . .

Pyrrha (internally): I found someone who loved Jaune as much as I did... but... differently.

Cinder (internally): Well, obviously.

Pyrrha (internally): Through you, I get to find new ways to love him... ways I would have never thought of, before.

Cinder (internally): . . .

Cinder (internally): Have you seriously been thinking of this for your entire life?

Pyrrha (internally): *shyly looks down*

Pyrrha (internally): I knew... most people... wouldn't understand.

Cinder (internally): *smiles*

Cinder (internally): As you said, it makes life an adventure.

Cinder (Pyrrha): *looks Jaune in his eyes*

Jaune: *raises his wine glass*

Cinder (Pyrrha): *smiles as she raises her wine glass*

Cinder (Pyrrha): *elegantly sips from her wine glass*

Cinder (Pyrrha): I never imagined my life would be this wonderful.

Jaune: *blows a kiss*

Cinder: *takes control of the body and pantomines grabbing the kiss*

Cinder: *let's go of control*

Cinder (internally): Sorry about that.

Pyrrha (internally): *smiles at Cinder*

Cinder (Pyrrha): *smiles at Jaune*

Jaune: You two are inseperable.

Cinder (Pyrrha): We are!

Cinder (internally): Even if we didn't have to be. I still can't believe that sharing a body with a goodie-goodie while having a dumb blond boyfriend could be everything I ever wanted in life.

Cinder (Pyrrha): Jaune works in mysterious ways.

Jaune: *sighs and sits back*

Cinder (Pyrrha): *runs her arm up her naked left arm*

Cinder (internally): I never imagined that. I can't believe I was willing to do that... He didn't just make me beautiful, he made me feel beautiful. I did everything I could to hide my Grimm arm, but he even made this feel beautiful. Can I speak?

Cinder: I want to thank you for everything you've done for me. I never knew my life could be so wonderful. My entire life has been one of anger and hate, constantly struggling for power... but now... not only do I not need to, but I DON'T - WANT - TO!

Cinder: *stands as the entire restaurant looks at her*

Cinder: *walks around the table, seductively leaning down to kiss Jaune on his lips*

Jaune: *passionately returns her kiss*

[charlesrichardcoindinghh]

[tellementpetit]

Thème d'Isabelle (Un monsieur de compagnie 1964)