Oji :“ Mang, sabaraha sakintalna peuyeum teh ?“
Tk Peuyeum : “Upami seueurmah wios lah dimirahkeun. Bade sabarah kintal kitu peryogina ?”
Oji : “ Ah meser wae sagelempeng mah, kangge nu nyiram”.
Tk Peuyeum :“ Kop we nyokot kadinya………..sakalian tambahan hiji keur mopok beungeut maneh !”
Dina jaman pendudukan Nice, aya pambagian roko sigaret merek HW ( High Way). Kusabab rada bau disebut we rokok HW-teh nayaeta Hitut Walada.
Dokter :” Sudah berapa hari Bapak tidak bisa kencing?”
Asnawi :” Tilu dinten, dok”.
Dokter :” Makanan apa yang bapak makan sebelumnya?”
Asnawi :“ Anu dok………Eu……jamu sari rapet“.
Dokter :“ Pantesan, rapet teuing meren!“[/su_note]
Kuring : “ Nanaonan ieu the, Nek. Ongkoh beus Bandung-Jakarta. Naha kuringteh dibawa katask?“.
Kenek :“Sabar, Cep…..bade milarian heula muatan!“
Kuring :“Sugan geeeelo !I
Kusabab hanyang ngora, teu talangke dei Nini Uti meuli jajamu awet muda saratus bungkus. Kulantaran hayang gancang karasa hasilna, jajamu nusaratus bungkus the diinum disakalikeun. Na da etamah Nini Uti ngadadak jadi orok. Sabab ngora teuing da nginum jajamu awet mudana teu make aturan. Ayena Nini Uti keur diajar haohakeng bari dibedong ku Aki Abdul.[/su_note]
Kabayan :”Teung ari maneh geus apal cara ngadahar taleus, ngarah teu ateul ?”
Iteung :”Gampang, Kang. Beuti taleus dipesek, tuluy dikumbah geutahna sing beresih, tuktuy seupan. Moal ateul geura”.
Kabayan :’Hese kitumah, Teung ! nu babarimah……..memeh didahar, garoan heula taleusna!”.
Adang :”Buah naon anu dimimitian kuhuruf A, B, C, D, E, F, G jeung huruf H ?”
Agus :”Moal aya atuh. Dina ayana oge tangtu buah anu aheng”,
Adang : “heug atu, bisi can nyaho mah ku kukring dibejaan, nyaeta :
A : Anggur
B : Bener nya anggur
C : Ceuk uingge anggur
D : Da anggur
E : Eta teh anggur
F : Fan anggur
G : Goblog ceuk kuring anggur
H : Heueuh nya anggur.
Semah : “Puntn, araya kitu nya?”
Pribumi : “Aeh, araya, mangga kalebet !”
Semah : “Bade tumaros, ari bumina Pa Ibroteh ieu kitu?”
Pribumi : “Sumuhun, aya kaperyogian naon kitu?”
Semah : “Ah, teu aya nanaon, mung hoyong terang bae rupana saderek Ibro the, hideng gening nya rupa Bapa the!”
Pribumi : “Ontohod the siah………….!”
Tk Ojeg : “Nu biasa we duarebu limaratus!”
Endul : “Boga duitna ngan sarebu”
Tk Ojeg : “Sok we numpak karunya!”
Ojeg maju, den Endul anjecle dibonceng. Barang rek eureun, jedak. Ojeg nabrak tangkal kalpa.
Endul : “Sing bener atuh, maenya eureun teh ditabrakeun kieu?”
Tk Ojeg : “Hampura Endul, mayar sarebueun mah teu diereman!”
Endul : “Beu…………………..!”
Guru : “Yu, aya jamu kuat ?”
Tk Jamu : “Aya, Pa. Malih ieu mah husus keur barudak sakola anu kurang daya nangkeupna dina Pelajaran Matematka “.
Guru : “Cik, cik, cik, tina naon ramuanna?”
Tk Jamu : “Smai we tina akar-akaran. Namun ieu mah diramuna tina ramuan akar kuadrat
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She is BACK
I had to poke her a couple of times to be sure, but T is back and I made it through. The session was good, we mostly talked about possible return to work and why I am still here which was mostly about my +/- homework. Things that make me happy and things that don't. But she only wants me to to continue the plus side of it. I always feel unheard when that is the case :/
On the other side of the story I have new gang member, called Mopoke. He came from Australia so he got his name from austranian cartoon I was obessed with in my childhood. It's name of the owl gives advices so it's a good fit for something from T. Argus is watching over him right now, hope Cob won't steal him 😂
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houndstooth accumulator
took an offer on someone else’s breath
it’s all too loud when i’m up
against it
you revel in the little things
you send smoke signals telling everyone
it’s a siberian cat
you describe the pistachio cheesecake with puffery
actually
i’m here to fix your hyperdrive
so we can speed through the sad parts
when modems fry in electrical storms
we agree
essentially
this is time-travelling
we see distant lightning
somewhere the internet is dying
& like tech support
you send smoke signals
meanwhile
I say this super quietly
if nothing bad happens
this could be our tropical holiday
the clouds had their own paparazzi
we took photos & gave them titles
cloud leaning on a sky making a peace sign
cloud leaning on a doe
in heavy winds a mosquito can ride a raindrop
now that’s leaning
so much burden
from such tiny freight
i’ve spoken with the lightning
the cloud tells us
your modem is safe with me
& just when we’re getting the hang of it
three years evaporate
a fugue candle searches for a birthday cake
1863 days since a tugboat fell in love with a german film star
wedded to my olfactory as a spice harp
the first comets were sumac
everything that followed was shifting dunes
even with rhizomes
hubris was a city built on it
once there was an organ compared to eden
scar tissue zipper
if i’m honest I found this by the roadside
I found house dust from a lifetime
bird tracks
a mopoke perhaps
responsible for the reggae break in the middle
tearing paper is a breaking wave
me fighting the ceramic swan in the front garden is a breaking wave
it went on for far too long
the fight was taken by the tides
as canopic jars for gaius plinius secundus
memories ergo
considered of least concern on the endangered list
by mummification
by proxy
learnt nothing encyclopedic from it
repurposed the wind chimes
as fashion
as this year’s fig leaf
as this eulogy amending tactic
©️David Sichler
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