#mr house fallout

[thebigolbee]

Mr. House coming in clutch with the tax evasion swag

[everydayyoulovemeless]

Mr House being born in the era of iPad kids is funny to me. Bro grew up on skibidi toilet and the rizzler.

[jomindraws]

The House (M.D.) Always Wins....

stupid little doodle I thought of at 1 am and had to do it

[nukaberries]

mr. house with a pre-war courier? (idfk how it would work, maybe another cryo vault on the west coast.(maybe the courier is an business exc too??))

Okay, this is making me wanna boot up New Vegas and start a Mr. House playthrough (I'm ngl I've only ever completed the game with the NCR, but I'm working on a Yes Man game atm LMAO)

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Mr. House Meets a Pre-War Courier (Robert House x GN!Courier - can be platonic or romantic)

House had thought he'd recognised the Courier's name, but he could never have been too sure.

After all, 200 years had passed, everyone he'd known before the war was either a ghoul or dead.

He'd heard the Courier's name before though, recalling that once one belonging to an old business executive.

Surely that was just a coincidence though, if there was still someone alive who'd had almost as much influence as him before the war, he would've known already.

Then the time came for him to meet the Courier and for the first time in his life, Robert House was left speechless.

Of course, his first question - asides from wanting to know the location of the Platinum Chip - is how the Courier managed to survive the bombs and not age the last 200 years.

The answer leaves him even more confused and almost embarrassed, wondering how there'd been a cryo-vault on the West Coast without him knowing.

Once he's done discussing business matters, House is somewhat willing to make conversation about life before the war.

It's not like he has anyone else to talk to it about, so even though he'd rather keep things professional, it's nice to reminisce on the past, even if just for a moment.

Not only that, but he and the Courier worked in similar professions, so being able to relate in that sense is nice too.

It only makes him want the Courier on his side even more. Not that it would be difficult to dispose of them if it came down to it, but he'd rather keep them around.

Besides, he liked the company. He couldn't deny that, even with his Securitrons, his life felt quite isolating.

So he plans to keep the Courier around for as long as he can, hoping they don't give him a reason not to trust them.

[skeletondremmer]

[cameron-carpet-lola]

Mr House Edit - Fallout TV Show

Daddy house dosen't mess around

[dilfgmancoolatta]

Friendly reminder Mr. House is gen alpha and is almost 4 years old now

Do u think he watched Skibidi Toilet

[fallout-lou-begas]

i hate all FNV mods that restore/add an option to convince Mr. House to broker a truce between himself and the Brotherhood of Steel because it's not just a symptom of a completionist, goopy goblin gamer brain that doesn't want to miss out on any of the CONTENT, but also because Mr. House's inflexibility on his desire to see the Brotherhood of Steel exterminated is such a significant character moment. Because it's a moment where this autocrat who views himself as purely rational, purely objective, and purely motivated by an altruistic desire to protect (what he thinks are) the best interests of humanity is forced to let his mask slip in front of the lackey on which he completely depends. He has zero reasonable rationale to want the Brotherhood destroyed and he knows it, he just hates them, and he hates them just because he thinks that they're just fucking lame. He, personally, finds the cultish medieval technoknight schtick obnoxious enough to justify total obliteration, and the fact that he will not back down on this is supposed to be revealing! It makes sense, too, if you understand how aesthetically driven his vision for the future of Vegas and humanity is and how badly a bunch of LARPers in power armor wandering around outside clashes with that aesthetic (he is, literally, a RETVRN guy, except he wants to "retvrn" to everybody looking like they're going to see the Rat Pack perform in concert). Mr. House's stubbornness on this issue is intentionally frustrating, especially if you're someone who up to this point may have found him otherwise agreeable! The Brotherhood of Steel is also something of a mirror, or a competitor even, to Mr. House's vision of himself as the sole worthy heir to the splendor of pre-war technology and control thereof, but that's actually far less important than the fact that he just hates their pussy

[dieselocelot]

doodling shit

[stoptakingusernames]

[everydayyoulovemeless]

Working For Mr. House After Hoover Dam

➼ Word Count » 0.4k ➼ Warnings » Spoilers for Mr. Houses ending, obviously ➼ Genre » Platonic/Romantic ➼ A/N » I made this in honor of Mr. House's birthday, everyone say happy birthday.

Mr. House is gonna be silently very happy that y'all won at the dam. He'd give you anything you could ever need. You're hungry? He's sending a Securitron to get you some food. Thirsty? He's got all the water from Hoover Dam. Wanna gamble? Here's some allowance, knock yourself out.

If you ever decide to go out of Vegas and into the Mojave, he's gonna have Victor go with you, just in case anything goes wrong.

You’re gonna have to do everyone a favor and keep him in check. Since you're the only one who can technically kill him, it falls on you to ensure he doesn't turn corrupt.

He’ll still probably send you out to do jobs for him, smaller than they once were but jobs nonetheless.

Jane and Victor will occasionally play poker or blackjack down in the casino with you. They're way better than you and you almost always lose.

You’re almost untouchable with how many Securitrons House has programmed to keep you alive and kicking.

Now that there are fewer threats, House is trying to figure out how he can start sending people up to space again. He’ll probably want you to be one of the first people he sends so be prepared for something dauntless to be asked of you.

He’s also gonna try and figure out how he can keep you alive longer in some sort of robotic body. It’ll most likely be similar to how he is, but he wants you to be movable and preferably not as bulky as the Securitrons. His goal is to create something that allows you to be as flexible and moveable as you are currently.

After a little bit, he might give you one of the casinos to run. You can take whatever group of people you’ve become allies with to help run it with you, as long as none of you try and betray him.

He has a lot of trust in you after the war and will be completely transparent with all his future plans for Vegas. He wants you to be honest about what parts you think will and won’t work.

Even with all the newly added security, there are still gonna be people who think that they could overtake Vegas. Mr. House would probably put you in charge of what happens to them as he doesn't really care that much.

Sometimes he'll invite you up to the penthouse where he is and tell you about the pre-war world. He refuses to admit it, but he really likes talking about what Nevada used to be like.

He especially likes talking about the places featured in his snow globe collection.

An all-around good time?? What more could you possibly ask for?

[leechroach]

How its been going so far

[missveryvery]

watching fallout while permanently in these modes

[skeletondremmer]

mr house looks like the kind of guy who'd play the worlds slowest sport golf

[one-beer-is-not-enough]

..........Hear me out

[fallout-lou-begas]

YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT THE NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER GEOPOLITICAL POWER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT ME. THEN YOU ADD THE LEGION TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE THE 3 WAY AT HOOVER DAM, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I, I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUSE CAESAR'S LEGION KNOW THEY CAN'T BEAT ME AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO GENERAL OLIVER, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT HOOVER DAM. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PER CENTS, I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT HOOVER DAM. SEE LEE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT HOOVER DAM.