#mr. fool

[ayasenisan1713]

Emlyn: Mr. Fool, who’s your favorite child?

Mr. Fool: Mr. Moon, don’t ask questions you don’t want to know.

Audrey: But still, who’s your favorite child?

Mr. Fool: So, my favorite children are-

Leonard: Wait, you’re really going to answer? I’m not ready for this-

[carver-of-roads-and-rivers]

OMG GUYS IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!

[faefaye]

Summary:

There are times that Gehrman calls the Fool's name neither to pray nor to report.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mr. Fool & Gehrman Sparrow | The World Characters: Mr. Fool (Lord of the Mysteries), Gehrman Sparrow | The World Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Pre-Canon, (at least before the Tarot Club is formed), Double Drabble Series: Part 6 of the world god only knows

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Aftons are a very normal FNAF couple

[calmparticles]

HELO ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[xayspancakeee]

mhmm, a real danger to society.

(≖_≖ ) if dangerous, why so soft?

[possiblyawesometmblr]

sat through the entire hour. there's one audio glitch at 53:13 that honestly sounds like a genuine fuck up, and then the background music gets more intense around 1:00:45 as it's gearing up to end. you're welcome for this sacrifice. god is dead and mr. bonzo killed him.

[chialattea]

Oh so YOU GUYS can monologue for hours but my man yorick tries to have a nice conversation after regaining his ability to speak AND YOU GANG UP ON HIM???? I see how it is!!! The double standards are crazy!!!

[cariciapadre]

i also drew this out of pure bliss of the new sf episode ..... cant wai t for moore ... 🎉

[gordon-freeman-phd]

me (on the chair) and my super soldier friends, im 6 foot 2 btw

[1wn8ure]

You know, the genius part of the TMAGP April Fool’s joke is that there’s several steps to it.

1. Protocol episode?? I thought they were on hiatus!

2. A fluff episode? And it’s an hour long? That seems strange…

3. Oooh, nice intro!

4. ….nice, long, intro?

5. Skip ahead. And ahead. And ahead.

6. Realize the date. Moment of shame for being thoroughly got.

7. Skip through the rest just to double check. It’s all Bonzo.

8. Then: remember this is Jonathan Sims you’re dealing with. And it is just feasible enough for him to hide something somewhere within this mind numbing hour of clown music.

9. You have a decision to make. Either potentially miss out on discovering a secret……. or spend the next hour in auditory hell.

10. Spend the next hour in auditory hell. Second round of gotcha, but at least now you’re sure there’s nothing you missed.

11. ….unless-

To conclude, Jonathan Sims is an evil, evil man and I applaud his manipulation of our own mistrust

[ayasenisan1713]

Alger, every time: Is it a struggle between deities? *heart attack by himself*

Mr. Fool: No, how did you even reach that conclusion??

[carver-of-roads-and-rivers]

<Lord of The Mysteries> Multi-Character Audio Drama - Special Episode: -Spoiler Title-

<SPOILERS AHEAD> For the end of LotM Book 1

Special Episode: Klein's Niece (Translated by u/windvally) on Reddit

Release Date: May 28th, 2021

Platform: Himalaya Audio Book APP

Re-post: Feel free to post this on Reddit etc., so the script can be read by others.

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Klein's Niece POV:

Today, I greeted Mr.Fool~

I told Dakye about this, but he didn’t believe me. (TL note: The name sound like “Dakye” [达克耶], no script to see the actual Chinese word used for the name, so I can only guess. Seems like an alias used by Leonard)

I wasn’t lying to him though. ヽ(ಠ_ಠ) ノ

Ah!

That’s right!

At the time, why did I not tell him what Mr.Fool looked like?

He has......scribbling noise

He......has.....scribbling noise

Eh? The ink ran out? scribbling noise

Huh, it’s working again~ (^.^)

scribbling noise

Anyways, Dakye is a big dummy!

All he does is reciting weird poem lines.

The book he lent me last time, <The World’s World>, was not enjoyable to read in the slightest!

disappointed humpfh

Forget it! I will listen to auntie, from now on I will never bring this up with someone else again, that I’ve met Mr.Fool.

Today’s dinner, we are having Mr.Fool’s holy meal. (TL note: I know there’s words like Sacrament/Communion/Mass etc., but those are christian terms. I will just use holy meal for the sake of simplicity.)

That’s what father said: “This is a holy meal.”

But aren’t these type of food what we normally have in our family anyways?

Ummh......

Lamb boiled with soft tofu.

Beef soup.

Mashed potato.

Fried Tussock fish.

Stewed rhubarb.

giggles There’s also sweet ice tea!

Sweet ice tea taste so delicious~ ԅ(♡﹃♡ԅ)

Mmh......After we finished the holy meal, my father was once again busy discussing about curly baboons. He won’t play with me.

Uhm......That’s why, I am not telling him ~

~ that I had ice cream this morning!

Mmh, the little big brother who gifted me ice cream was really nice. (TL note: Basically, probably Will. She calls him “little big brother”, a Chinese term used for a boy/male older than you but within the same developmental stage as you. And often not used on people past 40 years old. It’s not used for family members or friends, only for neighbors and strangers that you have good impressions of)

Mmh~~~ hiccup

Mmh...I am really full.

Auntie said, if I pray to Mr.Fool before I go to sleep, there will be angels descending into my dream world and giving me good dreams.

Mmh, Mr.Fool is so great! I have decided to give this a try.

scribbling noise

It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr.Fool.

Have a good night!

closing diary noise

<end>

[faefaye]

Summary:

Gehrman rests in the presence of his deity, and the Fool muses.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gehrman Sparrow | The World & Mr. Fool (Lord of the Mysteries) Characters: Mr. Fool (Lord of the Mysteries) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Klein's identities are their own people, Fluff, Snippet Series: Part 5 of the world god only knows

[enteleqia]

He will hunt that man down.

This little silly comic for april fools. We all know calvin loves this day. I wanted to contribute something quick because i love bobs burgers and mr. Fisch

[waitingformyfool]