#mr. merica

[andesmints94]

SF spoilers, PIM Turns green episode!! Season 2 episode 8. 👐🥜🦅‼️‼️🇺🇸☃️

I laugh because I probably got the same amount of back fat or more idk 😐 😂

Charlie loves everybody in this whole episode like I'm genuinely wondering if this is a joke or something or if he's being genuine.

I'm actually excited to see Zoey and Marge again. Like I thought both of them were dead for a second 👀 😭

Bill Nye. Like why is he here? Idk I have nothing against him but I figured it is a fake cameo. Like idk why it is it is what it is I guess 🤣

I actually happen to like his little jingle, I wish it was a little bit longer.

Rotten. I love him. I think he's Master Shake which I haven't really watched all of that show but from what I've seen long ago, I love it. I laughed so hard when Charlie's just like eh fuck this guy let's leave him here 😂

Charlie said he would beat up the Yeti but he was like so much bigger than him. I felt like I saw this yeti before, maybe in an adult swim promo. What did Charlie just say? He hurt his arm at the gym or whatever? 🤔 I can see him being an arms and legs guy, maybe working on his core is a little more difficult with heart issues I'm not for sure how that works.

I'm glad that Rotten was able to make his live significant, Pim was able to help him a lot. Charlie's the Dad, Pim's the Mom. They are such good parents 😀

The smiling parents 😁

And like yes we know Charlie is a Christian but damn share some God for the rest of us! 😡🙏

He should get one of those shirts that say Jesus & girlfriend & boyfriend & America

Oh btw did I mention that Charlie Dompler is canonically bisexual?? That is all.

Goodnight. 😁 Thank you for watching!

[utmbug]

mr 'merica

[yells-of-the-not-so-danged]

Latest Messages On (Comics) Loki's Phone

Ver-Bear💖

if i found a baby on a park bench are they automatically mine? legally?

🌩️Thor🌩️

Soooo since Ragnarök isn't a thing anymore and YOU'RE the All-Father now, we can free my babies? Please?? Happy Thor's Day???

Cat Thor GENIUS

HIII SORRY FOR SAYING CALL ME AND NOT GIVING YUO MY NUMBER

WRONG GIF

💖☠️Hela☠️💖

I got Wordle in 1, pay up.

🪄Amora

I got Wordle in 1 pay up pussy boy

Sigurd

nice cock

WRONG NUMBER FORGET THAT

unless?

🦅MERICA🦅

you have been blocked by this number

IM SORRY I RAN FOR PRESIDENT UNBLOCK MEEEE

you have been blocked by this number

Maximoff💫✨

can i rizz you up

Mr Dr Doom PHD

can i rizz you up

you have been blocked by this number

unblock me

[hetaologist]

APH America "Ethnography" and Headcanons (SFW)

The United States of America, Alfred F. Jones, Mr. Stars and Stripes, 'Merica, Pretty Boy, um... or just simply America.

Here is a list of data I have gathered from this country and oh boy, what an interesting specimen we have here....

Ethnography

You will find this find this mythological creature at your local Walmart superstore during the evening hours on a weekday, sporting flannel loungewear pants (The plaid kind), a cotton t-shirt that definitely has been worn no less than two (2) times, Old Navy $1 flip flops, and a gray jacket.

When asked about his late night runs to the popular supermarket chain, his answer is just simply:

"There's nothing else to do and no where to go."

America's Cart Inventory for March 22nd:

One (1) package of "Mega Stuf Chocolate Oreos" for $5.97, One (1) 6-Pack of "Starbucks Frappuccino Chilled Coffee Drinks" in Caramel Flavor for $7.98, One (1) Family Sized Bag of "Flaming Hot Cheetos" for $5.94, One (1) "Furby Interactive Toy" for $39.19, and One (1) Stick of " Axe Apollo Men's Deodorant Stick" for $4.97. Total of purchase was $64.05 before tax.

When questioned about the "Furby Interactive Toy", he replies:

"Yeah dude, there's this thing I wanna make that's called a "Long Furby". Wanna come by my place and check it out?"

I agreed to the invination as it would give me a better look into his living space and lifestyle. He's very friendly person.

Living Space (Home):

Oh dear god, why did I agree to come here?

House is a what you would expect from a typical American college student such as:

"Saturdays Are For The Boys" banner flag, Marvel and DC posters, a very unsettling looking blue leather couch that looks like it has been through hell and back, random dumbbells and untouched exercise equipment, every game console from the 1972 "The Magnavox Odyssey" to the PS5, action figures from various popular TV shows and comics, an old KFC bucket with half eaten chicken on the coffee table and a shelf with a huge vinyl record and CD collection.

Conclusion: What a fucking gross nerd.

America offers a cold can of Coca-Cola, I accept it.

He shows me a very long light blue "Long Furby" from his collection, further proving how much of a dork he was.

When asked what kind of music he liked (in regards to his music collection), he replies:

"That's hard to answer, it changes every week. Because of my diverse music, I pretty much like everything. One week I could be listening to 1980's classic rock, 2000's techno-pop, Bluegrass Country, 1990's Hip Hop or anything. But, if I had to give you this week's favorite artist, it would have to be Taylor Swift and Doja Cat."

"Interesting..." I replied.

I have recorded enough data for today (the smell was bothering me) and left his home to do further extensive research.

Headcanons:

America has a deep love for cars and trucks, he can be seen working on his vintage 1968 Dodge Charger R/T called 'Thunderbird' (an absolute speed demon that can reach at top speeds of muthafuckin' 156 mph), and his enormous 2019 Ford F-150 'Big John' that he loves to drive to world meetings because he is a total stud muffin showoff.

Oh yeah, he defiantly modded 'Big John' horns with airblasters. So when he parks his car and he sees other nations come out of their vehicles, he pounds on that horn and scares the living shit out of them.

He totally does 2 am donuts in the Thunderbird the front of Walmart parking lots with his brother Canada to freak him out.

Other than seeing him work on his cars while listening to "Waking Up in Vegas by Katy Perry" on the radio, he's in his room sorting out his action figure and comic book collection.

Damn, what what a geek.

He has an eBay account where he buys, trades and auctions his collection as his interests constantly change.

If you think him being a geek, dork and a nerd is gonna save him from getting a basic ass Stanley cup, you're wrong.

He has a navy blue one that he takes to meetings and he would get dirty looks from the other nations.

"Goddamn it America, you do not need that much coffee."

"Fuck you, you scone sucking twink. It's not coffee, it's the Panera Super Charged Lemonade mixed with Redbull."

"I beg your fucking pardon..."

He gave Canada a red one for his birthday that he also takes with him to meetings.

"Canada, mon ami~. That better not be that merde American drinks that makes your heart explode."

"No, it's Tim Hortons iced coffee."

"Well.. that's better than what America drinks..."

[mistressemmedi]

They aren't even letting logie finish the year? *merica gets involved shuffle*

From "gentle parenting" to "not so gentle running" because Mr Vowles is about to catch these hands

[shadowbannedthehedgehog]

less talk abt us*merica more tlk abt capn beany elmo captain binface mr french etc etc so on n so forth

[ask-the-prowler]

iron man or Captain America (answer wrong and I'll pulverize you with my Death Star)

Iron man looks cooler but Mr. 'Merica is beating the shit outta Tony.

[chapstickman]

“I just came from r/196” ask game

Saw another post. I think I should invite y'all to one of our longstanding traditions. Answer the questions then tag 10 (or more) people. I'll go first.

Name? Jarrod

Pronouns and gender? they/he, guy???

Sexuality? Pansecual

Country? USA MERICA FUCK YEAH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Top 5 fandoms? hazbin/helluva, fnaf, team four trees two, i forgor the rest

What is your Most forbidden snack? fabuloso also chapstick

Would you pet a bug? scared scared scared of bugs. dont like them. scary scary.

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. i love fixing things, no matter what it is. my silly little brain just latches onto it like a puzzle, which it kinda is. i can already fix most electronic devices, or alteast know how to (FUCK apple and their stupid fucking anti repair policy. thats actual fucking bullshit. i dont want to have to pay for a 200 dollar course and license to fix your shitty god damn phones. mac books and ipads are aight. but FUCK apple as a company. all this does is protect their silly little fucking income from their stupid ass fucking phones breaking all the fucking time. all it does is make it so that people who do fix phones for a living fucking cant, and no devices to fix means no food on the fucking table for them or their families. they're toying with peoples livelihoods for a bit of fucking profit.) if i dont know how to fix it (cars, microwaves, tvs, literally anything that could break) i want to learn

What does the color blue taste like? mmm yumby

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? the ocean. it goes on forever. it doesnt stop. i didnt realize that until i saw it in person. it stopped me dead in my tracks.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? ive got this protein bar. in 2020 (my second year of marching band, freshman year) i was eating a box of them on the way to marching band camp. i lost one. this was in july. i found it on the ground still sealed in january of the following year. i still have it. im going to eat it my senior year at the end of the year band dinner. i have not done it yet. im going into my senior year. im going to do it. it will kill me. i will not regret it.

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? a pastor for a church i used to attend (unfortunately hes my uncle) blamed crime and evil on transgender people

Hyperfixation song? long list. Starman David Bowie, banana man tally hall, mr white keys cherry poppin daddies, play that funky music wild cherry, cant take my eyes off you frankie valli, sh-boom the ink spots, the devil went down to georgia the charlie daniels band

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? I've been asked several times where "Chapstick Man!" comes from. It comes from TF2. I named a rocket launcher "chapstick gun" with the description "ngl chapstick taste kinda good" and then i thought the joke was funny and it stuck. my name is now Chapstick Man on like everything. i have not been sued yet. Im too cool to be sued.

Dream career as a child? also electronics repair technician (i am answering these out of order)

Dream career as an adult? still kinda a child ig. but i want to be an electronics repair technician, running my own little computer/electronics repair shop. i already know how to do it, i just need a building and to be 18 (i turn 18 in december) and people to come and give me their stuff to fix. i love fixing things.

Thoughts on cilantro? its aight ig

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? I havent. but i plan to be. i am going to be silly and they cannot prevent it.

What is your cursed food combination? I did my burgers in ketchup if i want ketchup, i did my biscuits in gravy for biscuits and gravy

Trans rights? are epic!!!!!!

@everyone im lazy

[beardedmrbean]

A graduate student at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill has been charged with first-degree murder over the on-campus shooting that left one faculty member dead.

Tailei Qi, a second-year PhD student majoring in applied physical sciences, has not been officially identified by university officials or law enforcement but his name appeared in court documents obtained by NBC. The suspect’s relationship with the unnamed victim remains unclear.

UNC police said during a press conference on Monday that a motive was not immediately evident, adding that the victim’s name would be released once next of kin was notified.

According to his LinkedIn page, Mr Qi graduated from Wuhan University in 2015 and also received a master’s in material science from Lousiana State University in 2021.

Mr Qi then joined UNC at Chapel Hill’s Yan Lab in 2022, with his profile page on the university’s website taken down by Tuesday morning.

The suspect worked as a researcher in China before pursuing a doctoral career in America.

A Twitter account believed to belong to Mr Qi reveals that he had railed against his work and his head of lab as well as what he described as “bullies” in the US before allegedly carrying out the shooting.

In a post on 1 August 2022, he wrote: “Bully in [A]merica seems to be a problem. It often comes with people not stopping them at the first time.

“Explanation is not a solution but makes them feel others will plead them every time they raise a problem, making them voyeur to find an excuse day and night.”

UNC police had issued an alert about an active shooting situation at the campus shortly after 1pm on Monday, following reports of shots being fired in the science building.

Students were ordered to shelter in place and barricade themselves inside lecture halls amid the active situation.

Footage shared online shows desperate students and faculty members jumping from windows or hunkering down in classrooms as the UNC Police, FBI, ATF and SWAT teams canvassed the campus for the shooter.

Nearly an hour and a half into the ordeal, UNC police released a photo of a person of interest and asked the public to call 911 and proceed with caution if they spotted the individual. A name was not released but the photo released by authorities matched the one on Mr Qi’s UNC profile page.

Mr Qi was then arrested near a residential area two miles from campus on Williams Circle and the shelter-in-place order was lifted at around 4.30pm.

At a press conference later that evening, UNC Chancellor Kevin Guskiewicz and UNC Police Chief Brian James confirmed one faculty member had been killed.

The weapon used in the shooting was yet to be recovered as of Monday evening amid an ongoing investigation into the circumstances and motive behind the shooting.

“I’m grieved to report that one of our faculty members was killed in this shooting. This loss is devastating, and the shooting damages the trust and safety that we so often take for granted in our campus community,” Mr Guskiewicz said.

Mr Qi is being held by the Orange County Sheriff’s Office in Hillsborough ahead of a court appearance on Tuesday.

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Sam&Buck vs Twitter

ILoveSamWilson: there’s something about waking up in your new NY apartment and looking to your window to see your favorite person. Sam Wilson as Captain America chilling on your windowsill, My day is starting off right.

HeheCap’sButt: imagine minding your business and seeing fucking Captain America just chillin outside of your window 😭😭

Like I have so many questions?? was he just … there? Did he want breakfast? Did you… let him in??

ILoveSamWilson: Brotha wanted eggs bc apparently Bucky Barnes is a shit cook but good baker (I have no idea what that means but Mr. Sam America has a big opinion on it?)

Bucky Barnes✔️: TO EVERYONE WHO THINKS IM NOT GOOD IN THE KITCHEN I AM. SAM JUST LIKES HIS EGGS RIGHT NEXT TO BRUNT AND I CANT PREFECT THEM

SamWilson✔️: I have no idea what you are talking about🤨 stop lying to the people man

Bucky Barnes✔️: BITCH???

MERICAAA🦅🦅: YOU CALL MR MERICA BITCH?

OH JAIL

JAIL FOR THOUSAND YEARS

🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅 BITCH⁉️

Sam Wilson✔️: hypothetically, if I killed a wwll vet, exactly HOW much trouble would I get in?

SimpForWilson😩: depends, did this hypothetical vet consent?

SAMWILSONCANLICKME: did the vet try to kill you first?

DefinitelyNotBuckysLeftArm✔️: not if you do it right… hypothetically ofc

Bucky Barnes✔️: I feel threatened

Sam Wilson✔️: you should😐😐

Captain America🇺🇸🦅✔️: look at my beautiful boy😄 I love him sm

Bucky Barnes✔️: 🧍‍♀️ is that at your sister’s birthday? Where did you get this? Didn’t your nephews take this? What is the meaning behind the caption? Sam

Sam… Sam don’t ignore me

LetMeKissSamWilson: in the words of one Steve Rogers, aka ex captain american, “😨Bucky😨”

Penisbreath: BUCKY?

Sam Wilson✔️: WRONG ACCOUNT

WRONG ACCOUNT

WRONG ACCOUNT

FUCK HOW DO I DELETE

SamWilsonIsMyHusband(real): 🤨🤨 I have so many questions babe

Yourmom: WHAT WAS THE RIGHT ACCOUNT?? DID YOU HAVE A STAN ACCOUNT FOR THE WHITE BOY?? SAMUEL PLEASE

Captain America🇺🇸🦅✔️: After Wilson’s last post, he will no longer be allowed to post on the @CaptianAmericaoffical account

SteveRogersAshes✔️: this reminds me of that time Steve retweeted all those cats because he didn’t know what he was supposed to post

Samsmainhoe: um, that’s MR CAPTAIN AMERICA SIR SAM WILSON MAN TO YOU😤😤

AvengersBadPicsMemes✔️: LET HIM FREE

Natashasmywife: LET HIM FREE LET HIM FREE-

Captain America🇺🇸🦅✔️: After reviewing out last statement, Mr. Sam Wilson may still be allowed to post on this account

Sam Wilson✔️: oh great, thought I would be left with my secret Bucky stan account to keep me entertained

Bucky Barnes✔️: 🤨 wdym by that

Sam Wilson✔️: suddenly i must leave

[winterspiderpurrs]

Funny idea...

But Steve Rogers aka Mr Captain America himself is a vegetarian.

Like...

Imagine the outrage of 'Merica! Golden boy hero fans. Like.... it blows people's minds.

Could have him just eat the fish too if you want to keep it as more of a religious thing with him being catholic for fish only on Fridays.

[chaoticturtledream]

23, 52?

23. Mawce - Everybody's Worried About Owen

52. Church Bells - Carrie Underwood

[fatmouthsports]

Noah Lyles Wins the Men's 100m Final

Noah Lyles Wins the Men’s 100m Final. Thank God Noah Lyles has restored order in the world. As I chant USA, USA, and “Merica” from the parking lot of my mom’s hospital(this HCA is stringent), We as a United country feel vindicated. For all the brash talk (See his rebuke of the NBA) Mr. Lyles has brought the gold home. It is disrespectful and an indictment of Olympic sports(see more Olympic…

[mistressemmedi]

Kinda sad logiebear is leaving. Mr. Merica has grown on me.

*sad eagle noises*

[paletalegear]

Retro Merica 4th Of July Highland Cow Shirt

Retro Merica 4th Of July Highland Cow Shirt

Boris Johnson’s governing Conservative party is institutionally and ideologically committed to Brexit. Brexit is going to happen on 31 January 2020. After that, the no-deal crisis is scheduled for 31 December 2020. On this date England, Wales & Scotland look set to crash out of the Retro Merica 4th Of July Highland Cow Shirt market and customs union. There will be separate trading arrangements for Northern Ireland. Mr Johnson could ask the EU for more time, taking talks into 2021. But there are reports that many EU member states aren’t expecting Mr Johnson to do this – though the European Commission is expecting a request. As the 31 December 2020 deadline approaches, no-deal panic could spread among voters and the UK’s elected politicians. Panic which could well spoil the Christmas festivities. Cabinet splits and anxious MPs meeting could follow, assuming Mr Johnson does not prorogue parliament first.

[ambuschool]

Weekend in Melbourne

Seneng bgt karena IAP cuman sampe kamis, jadi berasa long weekend 🫶

Jujur summer di Melb berasa kek musim ujan di jkt, dingiinnnnn bgt. Something we craving for when we were in Jakarta, bahkan td jokes aku ke suami kek gini “Yang, ayo kita jalan2, udh 2 minggu kira gak pernah ke alam” trs kr suamiku “ya ini alam. Alam itu definisinya buatku adl dingin. Lol” intinya ternyata kita sukaa sm udara yg sejuk, kl di jkt kan kita harus ke daerah yg dpl-nya cukup tinggi (which agak ke nature kan) dan kl disini gak perlu ke nature emg udh naturalnya kek gitu, lol. Emang jujur jd mager bgt pengen di rumah aja sih 😂

Jumat kemarin, kita catch up vaksin Hannah (alhamdulillah gratis) dan belanja meat di madina. Terus lsg sibuk masak krn kita ngundang dua seniorku utk makan siang di rumah. Masak sop kambing (first time!!!) yg ternyata emg kunciannya di tumis baput bamer pake butter yg bikin enak :”) cm pake garem, merica aja udh enak bgt :”) demi Allah kayanya dalam 4 tahun lebih menikah itu adalah sop terenak dan terniat yg pernah gue buat hahahaha!! Jadi kedepannya tdk boleh malas menumis bawang biar tdk failed ya ainna!!

Trs abs pd pulang, sekiat jam 9an malam (itu br maghrib soalnya), ku dan suami berdoa semoga hal tsb bs jadi pahala kebaikan krn menyambung dan memberi makan org di harinjumat!!

Terus hari sabtunya mencoba inspeksi rumah dan main ke rumah kak ibrahim dan kak yoga, buat jadi tau jenis2 rumah yg ada di oz (soalnya kl pake standar rumah yg ku tempatin agak susah, lol. Dia sgt besar sekali soalnya). Dan alhamdulillahnya tuh unit yg sebelah rumah kak yoga kosong, terus pas sampe rumah aku lsg bismillah apply aja. Lumayan cocok sama neighborhood terus juga lanskap interior rumahnya. Tp wallahualam tp berdoaaaa semoga bs diterima agar punya tetangga yg dikenal (lol demi Allah baru ngerasa penting punya tetangga dikenal skrg, padahal di indo gue gak suka bertetangga 🥲🥲).

Bukan hanya tntg tetangga indo tp males bgt inspeksi banyak2 + masukin berkasss apply ke beberapa rumah :”) jangan dipikir kek di Indo, tp ini tuh beneran kaya harus pake aplikasi, masukin referee, dokumen, personal statement (DEMI ALLAH NGONTRAK RUMAH DAH KAYA MAU APPLY KAMPUS). YaaAllah engkau maha tau sedangkan hamba tidak mengetahui apa2. Jika aplikasi ini gagal maka tunjukkan hamba rumah yg terbaik dan nyaman yaAllah. Kuatkanlah hati hamba juga utk mencarinya aamin!

Terus sabtu yaudah keknya di rumah aja, mas mogi ngoprek2 sepeda.

Terus hari ini ke KFL (asian market) karena Hannah minta onde2 SETIAP HARI! Karena kasian yaudah kumau coba utk membuat, dan seperti yg sdg kuduga, pasti takes time dan capek ngebuatnya! Eh bener dong wkwkwkwk walau banyak kurangnya tpp ku berdoa semoga jadi pahala kebaikankuu karena anaknya senang akhirnya bs makan onde2 di Australia :”)

Trs hari ini menyetrika dan melipat baju. Oh no, sumpah keknya gue terakhir menyetrika baju is 2021! 2022 semenjak punya anak ku kan hire ART. Terus pas 2023 tinggal di rumah mama juga kaya, rapi gitu mamaku jemur bajunya jd hampir gaperlu disetrika. Pas tinggal sendiri di rumah kontrakan, tentu saja kubawa ke laundry utk disetrika walaupun punya ART tp krn biar fokus ngurus anak jd laundry aja. Jd td kek perdana gitu nyetrika lagi, sumpah terakhirrrr gue inget gue rajin menyetrika adalah pas profesi nerss krn baju dinas tentu harus rapih disetrika ya.

Terus tadi rewatch The Laundromat karena kan skrg udh semakin paham tntg keuangan ya. Dan emg gila sih, how world are runs. Edan. Dan sambil ngelipetin baju, rewatch dikit Mr & Mrs Smith lol. Udh gitu aja.

Alhamdulillah punya 3 hari sama Hannah dan suamikuuu 🫶