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bengals-barnesbabe · 7 months ago

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Pairing: Joe Burrow x Singer!Fem Reader

Summary: Venus goes on live after rehearsal and lets her fans take a glimpse into what her and Joe's nights together are like.

Chapter 24: Mr. Perfect

#Track9 Masterlist | Main Masterlist

TW: implied smut, language, haters.

WC: about 2k

Part 1 🖤

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@musicbyvenus has started an Instagram Live! Come join!

“Hello, all you beautiful people. How are my babes doing tonight? I haven’t done this in a hot minute, so be patient with me. I had a really long day and thought the best way to unwind would be for me to unload onto my darling fans.” The woman chuckled to herself while watching the viewer count grow by hundreds per minute.

Tell us all about your day bestie!

How are rehearsals going?

Are you gonna release the set list yet?

How’s Joe doing?

Where’s Joe?!?

“Wow these are coming in fast. I’m going to try and answer as many of your questions as possible, but thank you guys for just being here with me. I know I tend to go a bit awol with my public appearances, so I appreciate everyone here. Rehearsals are going great, I’m very happy with how the show is looking.”

@MarsOfficial Im expecting a least two Hamilton songs while I’m in attendance

“You always expect so much of me; you’re starting to sound like my mother, Y/Bff.”

@MarsOfficial then maybe you should start listening to me

A light-hearted giggle makes its way into the air as she reads her best friend’s comment. “I always listen to you!”

@MarsOfficial fat liesssss

“Y'all listen; the only reason I am in a relationship right now is because Y/Bff and Riana, two of my best friends, literally pushed us together. None of this would’ve happened without them.”

“What wouldn’t have happened without who?” A deep voice coming from behind her says.

OMG ITS JOEY

Joe said shit i have to work lol

PLEASE ASK HIM TO STAY

ON GOD HES SO HOT

I DON'T KNOW WHY I expected him to walk in shirtless, but I’m kinda disappointed

IS HE COMING TO THE LA SHOW???

“I was talking about how we got together.” Y/n peaks behind herself to watch the quarterback snicker while fishing through their kitchen cabinets.

“Oh you mean when your friends pretended to be my ex to make you jealous? Yea they were a great help.” Joe rolled his eyes while grabbing a snack and a bottle of water. “I’ll have you know, I was fully capable of doing that on my own.”

@Riri.intl24 why is he lying, he had almost two years to make a move and DIDNT

“Riana begs to differ. Can you grab me-“ Y/n’s cut off by her own water and snack being dangled in front of her. “Thank you.”

WHAT A GENTLEMAN

UGH I WANT ONE

IS THAT A CLIFF BAR

Y/n we’re judging you so hard right now

Joe takes a seat next to her but slightly out of camera. “Of course, and tell Riana I was trying to time it right.”

“Ok Mr. Time-Is-Of-The-Essence.” She smirked, then turned back to her phone. “Why are you people roasting my cliff bar?”

@MarsOfficial because you once said it tasted like good dirt then proceeded to inhale one

“I’m going to ignore that. Let’s answer some questions! Yes, Joey’s going to be at the LA show. I am not releasing the set list, but I do have an announcement regarding it. I’ve decided that my show will be about 2 hours long and each show will have 3-4 different surprise songs. I’m very excited about that. If yall have been keeping up on X, then you’d know the first show’s theme is ‘Slumber Party’. Unfortunately I can’t kick anyone out if they don’t dress up-“

ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO PERFORM HAMILTON SONGS?

Is Walk Like This on the Set List

“Fantastic.”

THE NERVE

“You are not anyone, you have to dress up.” She pointed at the man.

YESSS SIS

You should bring him on stage with you!

WALK HIM LIKE A DOG

Joey shook his head and sighed, “I was joking babe, kinda.”

“Uh huh sureeee. Whoever asked about Walk Like This, this answer is 100%. I absolutely love that song and the choreo, ugh amazing. I can’t wait to perform it.”

What song is Joe most excited for?

What songs will you absolutely NOT be singing?

Is ‘The One’ on the no list?

“I don’t even have to ask him which one he wants to see the most. Joey?”

“Crazy for You.” He smiled.

“See, he’s extremely predictable.”

scripted

“Ok hold on, I also like what you did with Tell Me You Love Me.” He so kindly added.

“Why thank you kind sir.”

@lahjay10_ gross

We love a supportive boyfriend

Husband Material

Get married please

ADOPT ME

Not all of Team Shiesty being in the comments

It's in their dating contract

“Yall are too funny.” Y/n looks over at Joe to see him with his head thrown back laughing. “What is it?”

“Your accent.” He coughed out.

“Joey, I don't have an accent.” She pouts.

Nahhh we know a southern belle when we hear one

Someone forgot she’s from Georgia

You’d think it’d get weaker the longer she stays up north

orrrr maybe she still has it because she doesn't actually live in Ohio

“Yes you do, but don’t worry I think it’s absolutely adorable.”

“I can’t with you.” She rolled her eyes, but the smile spreading across her cheeks told him otherwise.

@MarsOfficial I KNEW IT

@MarsOfficial I knew he had a thing for your country shit

“Aight, we are getting off task! Is there a No list? Technically yes, but no ‘The One’ is not on it. And before any of you start, Joseph, please tell the people how you feel about ‘The One’ once and for all.” Y/n turns the phone so the fans have a full picture of him.

“I feel like people have been waiting and praying for this moment.” He chuckles brushing his fingers through his hair.

CAUSE WE HAVEEEEE

TELL USSSS

WE NEED TO KNOW

He raises his right hand. “Ok, everyone listening. I, Joe Burrow of the Cincinnati Bengals.”

“Oh my god.”

“I’m trying to deliver an address here, princess.” He said sternly. She pretended to zip her mouth shut and throw away the key.

Stop making me feel singleeee

“Ok where were we, right. I, Joe Burrow of the Cincinnati Bengals, solemnly swear that Track Nine is one of my actual favorite songs that Y/n has put out. Now all the commotion stops here, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.” As he finishes, they lock eyes and simultaneously burst into fits of laughter.

I knew it wasn’t that serious

We were clickbaited

THEY FOOLED US

Social Media is the devil

@MarsOfficial I tried to tell you

Her next project is gonna go so crazy

Hiiii from Canada

Instead of turning the phone back towards his girlfriend, Joey gently cuffs her waist and pulls her over to himself so she can continue her job. Then rests his hand over her shoulder.

Yoooo if you couldn’t see the height difference then, you def see it now🤭

Ugh they look so damn good together

Yall should do an whole day in the life

What happened to not liking cameras Joey???

“Okay guys, I think I’m gonna take a few more questions then call it a night.”

Noooo

Has Joe seen the entire show?

Booooo

Yes get off so Joe can get off from work and see his real girl

European fans here!!!

What is your ideal date night?

“I know I know, but our dinner’s almost here so we gotta wrap this up. No, he has not seen the whole show. I need my man to be surprised too. More importantly, he has no clue how Crazy for Me is being set.” She smirked as she felt his hand move down to her thigh.

Oh they gon wrap something else up tonight too

“Oh but does my mind wonder.” He bites his lip, no longer able to pay attention to anything but the woman on his right.

Omg the sexual tension is brewing

His hand continues to stroke her thigh until his phone goes off. “Fuck, food’s here.” He gets up and rounds the couch, but before he completely passes her their dark eyes meet and he makes a quick stop.

@MarsOfficial I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, they are literally CRAZY for each other

Dream vacation??

I’m sorry why can’t a man look at me like that

She was right about this not lasting very long

Shiiiiii I wonder how long HE lasts👀

@lahjay10_ yalls comments are getting out of hand

A strong but gentle hand lightly pulls her head back and they smile before he connects his lips to hers for a shy but sweet kiss, then he pecks her forehead and leaves the frame.

AGAIN A MAN LIKE THAT PLEASE

GOD WHOEVER IS LISTENING THANK YOU

That looked mad forced

You make me feel so single🤧

If you weren’t famous, what would you be doing?

Y/n quickly clears her throat before looking back at her comments.

@lahjay10_ oh god, get that off of my phone

She’s so flusteredddd

Girl we understand whewwww

“Uno, go away. Okay um, speed round. Dream vacation is definitely Greece. Ideal date night depends on how we’re feeling, but you can’t go wrong with a nice restaurant then coming home and getting in the hot tub. If I weren’t famous what would I be doing?”

Joe Burrow.

The man right behind you

That one Cincinnati quarterback maybe🤭

regular shit because they wouldn't even know each other

yall are unhinged

Her eyes widened and she looked over her shoulder at her boyfriend setting up their dinner. “Hmmmm yes to the first three.”

QUEEN

@Riri.intl24 Girl focus!

@MarsOfficial Ridiculous.

“Ok but for real if I wasn’t famous I guess I’d be trying to put myself through school.” She shrugged.

“Nope, you’d be in your residency program like you’re supposed to because I’d take care of everything. Now sign off of there so I can have my dessert.” He stated from the background.

“We didn’t order any dessert.”

Joe darkly smiled, “we didn’t have to. Everything I want is already here.”

HOT SHIT

OMG

thats so scripted🥱

I THREW THE PHONE

MSKSKFYCYHC

GIRL GO

“Fuck me.” She says under her breath, then reaches for her phone.

“I’m trying.”

SCREAMING

@lahjay10_ imma clown his ass for this so much

@MarsOfficial Venus you need to move faster

@Riri.intl24 Esa comida no se comerá pronto

(translation: that food is not getting eaten anytime soon)

“Jesus, bye babes. Love yall, and I can’t wait to meet you soon.” She stands, blows the camera a quick kiss, and turns off the phone.

As she walks toward the dining room, he meets her half way and backs her up against a wall. “Fucking finally, I’ve wanted you since I first walked in.”

His hands go straight to her soft waist and his lips meet hers with an intense fervor. Breathless moans are smothered against his lips and her fingers tangle in his hair. “Wha-what about the food?”

Joe grips her ass, his lips pull off of hers, and they begin to suck purple bruises on her neck and behind her ear. “You always say it tastes better after it's reheated anyway.”

He pecks her lips and smiles at his handy work: her lips swollen and red, eyes burning with a dark desire, neck glistening with a shiny magenta hue and knees trembling from the pressure. “You’re so beautiful.”

Her face heats up as she takes in the sight of her lover with a matching set of glossy lips. “I love you.”

“I love you more than anything, and I’m about to show you exactly how much.” He smirks then throws her over his shoulder and takes off towards the bedroom.

“Joey!”

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a/n: part two this weekend♡

<<< Ch. 23: Tour Countdown | Part Two >>>

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the--blackdahlia · 1 year ago

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Split Chapter 4

Summary: Lucy Blair met FBI Agent Scott Hall one fateful day at her work. After hitting it off, pretty quickly, Lucy and Scott fell in love. But then Lucy meets Razor Ramon. Is Scott undercover? Or is something more at play, something that will drag her into a dangerous world of the war of drug lords in 1980's Florida?

Warnings: Language, violence, drug use, more to be added as the fic goes on

3 Months Later

After quickly hitting it off after their first date, Scott and Lucy became inseparable. Scott stopped staying at the office late into the night, sometimes even running out the door right at quitting time so he could make the 30-minute drive to Clearwater to see Lucy.

“Why don’t you two just move in already?” Kevin asked Scott as he worked on paperwork for evidence they had just gotten.

“I don’t want to rush it,” Scott shrugged, scribbling away at the papers.

“Oh come on. You two act like more of a married couple than Tamara and I. And we’ve been married for quite a while at this point.”

“Maybe I’ll bring it up when you and I get back from Virginia,” Scott clicked his pen.

“Not if I don’t bring it up tonight over dinner. Got the babysitter squared away and Tamara is excited.”

“Don’t you dare,” Scott stared down his best friend. Kevin chuckled and leaned back in his chair. “God, you are annoying!”

“Yep,” Kevin smirked before getting up. “I’ll see you tonight.”

****

Lucy had just finished getting ready when Scott arrived at her apartment. He walked in, smiling as he heard her singing a Bon Jovi song from the bathroom. He made his way towards her, smiling as he watched her dance in front of the mirror, the song playing on the little radio she kept in there so she had music while she showered. He had never seen someone as beautiful as her before. Every time he looked at her, especially in these moments when she was carefree and happy, made him fall for her a little bit more.

“Who needs to go to a concert when I have you?” He asked, crossing his arms and leaning against the doorframe. Lucy squeaked and jumped before turning around to glare at her boyfriend.

“I swear to god Scott, you have got to stop scaring me like that!”

“Where’s the fun in that?” He walked to her, smiling as he looked down at her. “You look beautiful.” He was satisfied when he saw her blush.

“You’re such a sweet talker,” Lucy stood on her tiptoes to place a quick kiss on his lips.

“Ready to go?”

“Yep!” She grabbed her bag. They made their way back out to Scott’s car. He opened the door for her, allowing her to safely get in the passenger seat. He drove to the restaurant, singing as he drove and earning giggles from Lucy. They pulled up at the restaurant just as Kevin and Tamara arrived. They got patio seats and put in their order.

“So, what do you do when Kevin’s gone?” Lucy asked Tamara as she sipped her drink.

“Basically what I do when he’s home. Clean, cook, take T over to his friend's house,” Tamara explained. “However, I’ve had more experience with this. I’ve been with Kev since he was in the military.”

“And it’s just a week,” Kevin shrugged. Tamara shot her husband a look. This was Lucy’s first time since dating Scott, that he wouldn’t be around for a week.

“You can always come hang out with T and me if you get bored,” Tamara told her, giving her a comforting smile.

“I might take you up on that,” Lucy felt Scott hold her hand under the table, giving her a gentle squeeze. She smiled at him, feeling so at ease as he held her hand.

Dinner passed quickly, and Kevin kept dropping hints about Lucy and Scott moving in together, getting side-eye looks from Scott. But, he thankfully didn’t come right out and say anything.

“Well, we’ve got to get home and pay the babysitter,” Kevin and Tamara stood by his Mustang. “We’ll have to do this again when Scott and I get back home.”

“That sounds great! I’d like that,” Lucy gave Tamara a hug before she and Scott headed to his Chevelle.

He drove the streets of Clearwater back to Lucy’s apartment, parking in the lot, but just sat in the driver's seat, looking forward.

“Scott? Are you ok?” Lucy asked, watching her boyfriend.

“Lucy, I’ve gotta tell you something,” His hands were trembling a little.

“What is it?”

“I…I love you Lucy,” Scott didn’t dare look at her. The last time he told a woman he loved her, she rejected him hard and left him. So he didn’t see the smile that spread on Lucy’s face.

“I love you too.”

That snapped Scott out of his funk, making him look over at her. Before he could do much else, she leaned forward and kissed him, helping to chase away his nerves. After a moment, she pulled back, smiling at him.

“Would you like to come in?” She asked.

“More than anything.”

****

“So, what are you up to tonight?” Janice asked as she leaned over Lucy’s desk, watching her input information into the computer.

“Probably just gonna go home, watch some TV, eat some ice cream.” Lucy shrugged.

“You and me are going out girl,” Janice patted the desk. “There’s this club down at St. Pete I’ve been dying to go to. And you know there’s no way Randy will let Liz go with me without him tagging along. And he’s not exactly a club guy.”

“I’m not big into the club scene either,” Lucy looked up at Janice.

“Oh come on. Scott would want you to go have fun instead of waiting at home like a sad little puppy,” Janice stared Lucy down, making her sigh.

“Okay. Fine. But I don’t want to be there super late. Carol thinks Kelly will be in tomorrow, but you know how reliable that girl is.”

“We are going to have so much fun! Maybe we can convince Randy to be our DD.”

“Oh, I bet he’ll love that…”

****

Lucy, Janice, Liz, and Randy walked into club, loud music playing, the smell of cigarettes drifting through the air. Randy led the girls to a table on the side, where a waitress quickly came over and got their drink order.

“It’s loud,” Liz commented. Lucy nodded in agreement.

“Not much of a club person,” She took the drink from the waitress.

“Neither am I,” Randy added, taking the beer that he had ordered.

“Well, I want to go dance. Come on!” Janice grabbed Lucy and dragged her to the dance floor. It took a couple of songs, but finally, Lucy was relaxing enough to get into it. Neither her nor Janice noticed golden brown eyes watching them.

****

Thick, jet-black ringlets of hair rested on created a mane for the bronzed man who was watching Janice and Lucy dance. Golden brown eyes watched their moves as he chewed on a toothpick. He had a five o’clock shadow accenting his strong jaw. He had a pink and purple shirt on, but unopened to show off his muscular chest. Gold chains rested around his neck, including one with a golden razor blade attached. To his sides were four other men, two on each side of the table. They all had their own drinks and were watching the crowd.

“Diesel, who’s that?” Razor Ramon asked the man to his right, with exactly dark hair and matching goatee. He slid down the sunglasses he was wearing to look at the two.

“Which one? The tall one or the short one?”

“Everyone’s short to you,” The guy across from him, who went by Rocket, laughed. Diesel shrugged and nodded.

“The short girl,” Razor explained.

“I dunno boss, but I can find out.”

“No need,” Razor drank the rest of his whiskey, somehow not losing his toothpick. “Kid, go distract the tall one.”

“Oh, I’m not very good at doing that,” The scrawnier of the group replied. He didn’t look like he was old enough to be in the night club, let alone trying to talk to a girl. If someone had just glanced, they would’ve thought he should’ve been at home working on his science project.

“Perfect chance to try,” Razor smirked. Kid took a deep breath and nodded. Luckily, Janice was easy enough to distract. Once he had her away from the others, Lucy headed to the bar to get another drink. Razor stood from the table and made his way to the bar.

“Add her drink to my tab,” He grumbled.

“Sure thing, Mr. Ramon,” The bartender nodded, knowing that Razor’s tab would never come due.

“Oh, thank you,” Lucy glanced at Razor before quickly doing a double take. “Scott?”

“Mmm, no,” Razor took her hand and kissed it. “My name is Razor Ramon.”

“Sorry, you just look like my boyfriend…”

“Lucky man. Where is he?”

“Oh, he’s out of town,” She said before she could stop herself, making Razor smirk.

“Well chica, if I were your boyfriend, I wouldn’t leave you out of my sight,” He watched her sip her drink.

“Is Razor your real name?”

“Depends. Are you a cop?”

“Far from it,” She laughed a little.

“Do you have a name?” Razor asked, dodging the question about his real name.

“Oh, I’m Lucy.”

“Well, Lucy, it’s great to meet you.” There was something about him, his aura was full of confidence, borderline smugness. He knew he was the most important person in the room, and people seemed to bow down and move out of his way as he walked around.

“So, uh, what do you do?” Lucy asked, not really sure what he wanted from her.

“Importing and exporting of… commodities,” Razor was sizing her up. He wanted to know if she was a threat. “What about you, Ms. I’m-not-a-cop.”

“I work at a doctor’s office.”

“Hmmm, guess I should get sick more often if doctor staff looks like you,” Razor all but purred. Lucy was starting to get hot and bothered. It had to be the alcohol going through her system.

“Hey boss,” the fourth from Razor’s table approached. He went by Mr. Perfect, and he sometimes considered himself the best out of the organization. “We’ve got visitors in the back.”

“Go get Kid. I’ll be there in a few,” Razor dismissed him before turning back to Lucy. “Too bad our meeting was so short, but I’ll see you again Lucy.” He kissed her hand again before whispering to her, “I bet you’d look great in purple.”

He was gone then, disappearing through the crowd. Lucy stood there for a moment, not sure what had just happened. Janice and Liz walked up to her then.

“Did you guys see that?” Lucy asked. “I swear that guy was Scott.”

“Oh girl, you’ve just got Scott on the brain,” Janice dismissed her claims.

“Yeah, maybe…” Lucy looked back at the way Razor had walked off. Maybe it was all in her head. She took her drink and blended back into the crowd on the floor with her friends, but the encounter lay in the back of her mind.

#scott hall #razor ramon #wwf #wwe #split #fanfiction #diesel #123 kid #owen hart #mr. perfect #kevin nash #sean waltman #curt hennig

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