#mr.coco

[clannfearrunt]

Finally happy with how to draw my Splat Bio AU's "Shrimp" and "Crabs". It only took four years and staring intently at unboxing videos of a very expensive articulated coconut crab figure to figure out what the fuck is going on with their faces

Since it's been a while the Splat Bio AU's main goal is to consolidate the number of different lineages evolving into sapient land people. The biggest group of truly terrestrial crustaceans in the Mollusk Era are descended from the humble coconut crab, Birgus latrans. There are two sapient species from this lineage, colloquially referred to as Shrimp and Crabs. Which is confusing, because neither of them are either of those things but that is a common theme of the Splat Bio AU. It's fine.

They grow pretty slowly compared to a lot of the other people because molting over and over again to big size takes a while. They probably have a very different way of conceptualizing age and life stages accordingly but I'd have to think about it later.

[splatoon-confession-box]

My sister wanted to fight Mr.Coco. I told her that he’d rather not do any combat. He just wants to sell shoes :(

[splatoon-autism]

His name is Mr.Coco and he sells shoes!

Do you like Splatoon? If so who's your favorite character? :D

I've never played! but it looks very fun and cute! I looked up "splatoon 3 characters" and I'm going to blindly choose my favorite one

I have decided it's this guy because I love him. and he reminds me of diddy kong racing graphics. I don't know his name though

do you see what I mean.

[bearpoll2023]

[mawguai]

yassified splatoon character

[chisatowo]

I kind of hope that we get more new salmon run music over time partially because it all fucking bangs and also because I want to see another salmonid band since I think it'd make for some interesting insight on salmonid culture! Mostly, how omega-3's music style represents salmonid music taste over all. Of course I would understand if we don't get a new salmonid band in splatoon 3, since from my understanding they serve a very important and almost sacred roll, and considering each omega-3 member comes from different groups of salmonids I could see it being an only one battle band can exist at a time sort of thing, but if that is the case I hope it gets said explicitly at some point (unless it already has been in which case ignore me dudjhdjdy)

[leafbracer98]

Once again, everyone is so nice!

EXCEPT JEL LA FLEUR!

splatoon 3 - visiting the shops while offline dialogue

[og-ciel]

Sheldon and Jel La Fleur are like “no internet, no service“ while Mr.Coco is giving you a pep talk.

[siamesenekouwu]

mr.coco

[octo888]

You ever think of how big somebody can in the Splatoon universe

Like look at BIG Man or Spyke, Mr.Coco, heck even the door in Octo Expansion it's gigantic how big can somebody be in this universe??

[drzone]

mr.coco is the most perfect creature of all time btw and im buying ice cream with him AS WE SPEAK

[acrosstimeandspace]

i’m sorry you’ve been stressed lately, rune. i really hope things get better for you soon and you’ll get to take a well deserved break. in the mean time here’s my cousin’s voidling, mr.coco to give you some boops. i’ve heard it’s very good medicine to relieve stress. but know that we believe in you, ronan, and you’ll make it through this!

kai thank you for this cute stress reliever! i’ll make sure to give mr.coco lots of boops, he seems like he’s such a sweet little void. and kai, thank you for your support and ask! i hope you’re having a good night!

[bimbo-hack]

disappointing mr.coco would change my life trajectory 

Splatoon shop owners ranked on how likely they are to let me shoplift

Sheldon: I don't think he'd let me because he cares about his job too much. Most of the weapons are pretty big so I'd have to sneak out of the training room with one. I don't think he'd call the cops but he's also so tired of no one listening to him he would probably just stop me himself if I tried to ignore him when he told me to stop.

Annie: She'd notice but her social anxiety means she can't stop me. She wants to but has no idea how to approach the situation and ends up crying later. Easy to do because the fish can't stop me but I guess I might feel bad. She took her business online anyway so this can't happen anymore.

Crusty Sean: He's too much of a big brother type to let me get away with that. He'd very firmly tell me to put back the shoes but not in an overly aggressive way.

Jel(onzo/fonzo/la fleur): I put them together because I think the jelly's are a hive mind. Anyway the S3 guy has on sight security to shoot me on sight if I even look at the door while trying on a shirt.

Flow: depending on what it is she might just look the other way. Kids, y'know? Just don't make a habit of it. She's possibly on something. Very new age. She seems like she sells crystals. That's not even related I just wanted to say it.

Bisk: This guy kinda looks like a bro but in an obnoxious kinda unlikeable way. He's pretty cool though and so long as it's just some cheap slip-ons he probably wouldn't notice.

Gnarly Eddy: This dude is literally high as hell. You think he even knows I made a purchase? Absolutely would let me steal.

Mr. Coco: He would be very disappointed in me if I tried but also I think he would be supportive of my assumed financial situation. He'd offer me part time work or help my find a job elsewhere. He wouldn't let me shoplift because he wants to see me be my best self.

Harmony: Yes.

[shouichinarita]

The Square - MR.COCO'S ONE

[mrcocobakery]

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[twitterades]

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