#mtg malcolm

[jasper-the-menace]

If not, he would—what? Keep going, he supposed. Beg a boat from the next port he reached. Fly to a Sun Empire village. Wander back to Orazca and pretend the plane wasn't falling apart again. But he wouldn't stop, not now, maybe not ever. If he did, the fungus would catch up. - The Lost Caverns of Ixalan episode 6, by Valerie Valdes

A wonderful commission done for me by my sweet mutual @hamingo of my boys Malcolm and Breeches from Magic: The Gathering. The Lost Caverns of Ixalan story really was these two having the worst fucking day of their lives. Breeches is just coping with it a lot better than Malcolm is.

[incorrect-mtg]

Breeches: I FOUND LOOT!

Malcolm: As in treasure or as in the child?

Breeches, holding up gold on his hands and Loot on his back: YES!

Malcolm: Ok, I'll tell Vraska that-

Breeches: I TEACH HIM HOW TO MAKE THINGS GO BOOM

Malcom: Breeches NO!

Breeches: BREECHES YES!

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Malcolm, the Eyes

Artist: Dmitry Burmak TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[tatyova]

Losing my damn mind at the Jeff Goldblum secret lair

[meu133]

It's Ixalan spoiler season and oh boy have i found new blorbos

[prosperity-post]

Kaervek as illustrated by Cristi Balanescu

With the latest episode of Thunder Junction's magic story, we're introduced to Oko's gang of Outlaws as Annie Flash decides to take him up in his offer. We learn that it was Ashiok who actually hired them to find the vault which is known as Maag Taranau. Akul and the Hellspurs built the town of Tarnation around the vault in an attempt to control it. Okoi was hired to find the keys to the vault.

Anyway, Oko has a larger gang than we thought. Along with Annie and Kellan, there is Rakdos and Vraska, Tinybones and Eriette, Malcolm and Breeches, Gisa and Geralf, and Kaervek and Satoru. A thirteen man gang to break into a vault believed to hold "RAW POWER!" as exclaimed by Breeches.

[magicmalcolm]

Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator

[lammergeier-spitfire]

We’re reaching levels of bullshit chaos previously not thought possible

[penguinbomb]

i never posted these did i. been making pixel alters of my commanders

[proxies-are-proletarian]

Siren Song

[almostlookedhuman]

[edibleashell]

WotC really went all in on him being a sex symbol for this secret lair, didn't they? I try to avoid buying secret lair products right off the bat but I think I actually need this. A defining egg-cracking moment for me, how can I resist?

"Dr. Ian Malcolm is here to sweep you off your feet and slip into your collection"

-WotC

[incorrect-mtg]

Lost Caverns of Ixalan + Tumblr Textposts

[markrosewater]

I am unsure of what to think about it, but was there any discussion with the Assassin's Creed set, about including real people as MtG cards? Yes, Jeff Goldblum is in the art, but it's still "Ian Malcolm". But now we have an official Leonardo da Vinci and Cleopatra, the Magic Cards.

Aaron did talk about that in the panel.

[mtgtips]

MTG Tip: Make a Commander deck made up of cards like Ian Malcolm, Chaotician and Edgin, Larcenous Lutenist

Just refer to them by their actors name. Watch your opponents get annoyed not because your deck is like Power Level 9 instant-win loops, or because it slows the game down, but just because it's a bunch of normal actors from the real world.

Magic the Gathering tip: someday my Actors That Have Been In Steven Spielberg Movies typal deck will be complete

[jacebeleren]

Malcolm and Breeches are the Bert and Ernie of MTG. Agree or disagree

disagree. they are still gay. but different.