#muh vids

[kaban-bang]

Just a normal dungeon cooking video

[subbypisces]

a vid 4 u guys 2 get 2 know me n muh boobiez cx

[anawkwardlady]

i thjnk beato and / or alois should go in the cat panini press they have at vets for the bad cats (said with love in my heart)

ANON, you have THE vision. Also it literally happened to both of them, proof here for Beato (sound on, everyone remembers)

"Milady please breath and count to one hundred in your head while you relax in the panini press"

(and i'll put Alois in another post because we can only upload one vid per post, muh :()

[heraldofcrow]

Wait what is the antonius tertius vs olmos drama i need to know more about it, ,,,,,,

Alright sorry for the wait @swallowtail-ageha! I was working away at this in muh drafts.

Here’s the basic run-down lol.

So, back when Elden Ring was still pretty new and people were digging into all the weird-ass lore and development, the soundtracks were starting to be scrutinized too, and lemme tell ya, the misinformation was rampant.

There were people I got into debates with over production who were like “ayo this soundtrack is all fake samples/keyboard created” lmao, which I was up in arms about because seriously the only Souls OST that was literally 90% sample libraries was DS2, but anyway, MOVING ON.

This guy called Daniel Olmos on YouTube popped up and started making lyric vids. There had already been some people making “fan-translated” videos where the creators fully acknowledged that they were basically making lyrics up by ear. If I remember right, half of it was just gibberish.

But then Mr. Olmos showed up and presented his vids differently. According to him, he was accurately translating to the best of his ability because he, and I quote, spoke Spanish and could thereby understand the extremely dissonant, chaotic slew of “Latin” lyrics in every ER boss theme. AND, he could translate it into near-perfect English. So he like. Just started posting “translations” without any specific notice about his process and garnered thousands of views. His most well-known was his Godskin Apostles vid.

It got way out of hand too. I was watching from a distance and was kinda concerned like “Umm, people are just taking this guy for his word and uhhh….”

BUT THEN THE ARTICLES CAME! And oh god, I still remember the headlines being like, “HIdDEn LoRE iN ER lATin LyRicS.”

“GODRICK CALLED MALENIA A “BITCH”” (we’ll get to that)

BLATANT and UTTER misinformation casually being published by actual game journalists who didn’t realize Olmos was making the majority of this shit up and that there were literally no lyrics to be translated. So much of what he even said the lyrics were didn’t sound right or line-up anyway, but I was like…well, I guess I should just let this play out?

Oh and, to make things even better—this was around the time when the Malenia hate was at an all-time high, so when Olmos conveniently “translated” the so-called lyrics to Godrick’s theme, he included a line where the choir screamed in “BITCH” in so-called Latin, which was apparently a line meant to represent Godrick’s hatred towards Malenia after she kicked his ass.

You know. The type of lyrics FromSoft likes to have in their songs.

Needless to say, the Malenia haters were having a fucking field day.

“Omg based chad Godrick”

ANYWAY—

Then there was Tertius, whom I kind of befriended on the sidelines because he was uploading very chill and informative videos + he made some banger music, especially covers of Bloodborne songs and the like. Anyway, he posted this vid on Malenia’s theme that I found and immediately I could tell he had done his research. He’s a Latin student and a bit of a journalist…I mean, he investigates and digs for direct information from specific sources and writes about what he finds with permission so….independent or no, he follows through with his research.

We were both young journalists so I just clicked with the guy and tried to support him. He had been talking directly to the people that had been involved in the Budapest Film Orchestra that performed the ER pieces and some of the music producers, I believe. That’s when he confirmed that the lyrics were computer generated “Latin syllables” that ultimately meant nothing. It was just to give the choir something to work with that also sounded cool.

This is actually really common in the video game and “epic” music world, so it didn’t surprise me, but it was a little disappointing, and I am fairly certain that’s why there was so much chaos afterwards.

Because Tertius started trying to spread the word, particularly on Reddit, where Olmos was ALSO active and trying to share his vids. Tertius had that classic “good journalist” streak that had him fully combatting any and all misinformation he came across, which I relate to, but maybe it was just the way he did it, because the Olmos Squad was pissed bro.

Tertius had receipts of his emails with the musicians and producers, he had pretty solid evidence for his claim, and dude…just listening to his own “lyric” vids, I could hear the choir chanting the syllables so much more in the clear in comparison to Olmos’ stuff. It was uncanny.

But nah, Olmos and the Redditbros weren’t having it. They just brushed him off and said he was being obnoxious + that his videos were bad because his mic quality was low and his accent was hard to understand -_-

A+ guys.

Olmos was just defensive mostly and thought he was just being attacked. So, of course he refused to acknowledge the misleading nature of his vids and the fighting went nowhere. It quieted down a bit after that, but Tertius was rightfully upset. He had totally expected people to be delighted to hear the true story behind the ER themes, but of course they were just disgruntled and thought Tertius was just trying to dismantle Olmos. Lmao, it was so stupid, man.

Also, it didn’t help that Olmos was gaining subs and views at a rapid pace while Tertius was seriously falling behind. It was clear who had more support. At that point, I felt like a loudly cheering fan in a crowd of three on Tertius’ channel while Olmos was hosting a stadium lol. It was bad.

But then guess who fucking fixed it. ME.

Okay, I’m kidding—it wasn’t all me, but basically I found Tertius commenting under one of Olmos’ vids and he was pissed like:

“Dude wtf, I was trying to share the TRUTH and you sic’d your following on me and silenced me and that isn’t fair, bro. You are sharing false info. Just say these supposed lyrics are fan-translated!”

Enter Olmos:

“Dude, I speak Spanish and study Latin, so I am only translating what I am hearing. There is no false info here. Why u attacking meeee”

(Can you tell I’m paraphrasing?)

Anyway, then I interjected and if I remember right, I basically told Olmos (?) or maybe one of his fans that had butted in to cut the BS and just let people know the truth because there were actual articles being written about this shit that was really just basically fake and that Tertius had literally contacted inside sources that SENT him the transcripts of what the computer had generated for the choir.

I was basically yelling “Hey uh….THIS IS A PROBLEM AND EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT DOING THIS OUT OF MALICE, YOUR NEW FANS ARE TAKING YOU AT YOUR WORD AND BELIEVING A BUNCH OF FAKE STUFF ABOUT ER’S MUSIC.”

And then, to my absolute bewilderment, Olmos actually…listened to me? He literally was all “No, you’re right. I’m sorry. I was being misleading.”

Then he literally turned and apologized to Tertius for everything and they got all buddy-buddy in that fucking comment section and Olmos put “fan-translated” in the title of all his vids and ultimately made a bunch of them private or whatever, so now his channel is just a ghost of what it was. He still has tons of subs, but he almost never posts and his old ER vids are all gone lmao.

Tertius went on to keep making videos and then all those old articles about hidden ER lore in the Latin lyrics have since been replaced with “ER’s Latin lyrics are all gibberish” and the OG articles have “UPDATE: These lyrics have since been revealed to be inaccurate” in their taglines.

So, the world has healed, the butterflies and flowers came back, and all is well.

Dude, this whole fiasco was actually so funny to me when it ended though, because the stupid-ass power of friendship and YouTube essay comments conclusion literally had me laughing for a whole day afterwards. You had to have been there, but it had been a couple weeks of this stupid online drama that revolved around misinformation and debate on Latin translation and Reddit rage was actually aggravating to watch happen in real time. The actual false journalism too like??? It had gone beyond the confines of Reddit.

I was just glad Olmos quit while he was ahead, because the truth was coming out and he could have had a much bigger downfall than just a bit of humbled admittance in the comment section of one of his own vids. I was pleasantly surprised. He was actually pretty cool to me even though I had called him out.

(Tertius also upgraded his vids and now has posted actual, official Bloodborne lyrics now, bless him. Show him support if you can! He does great work for us).

Anyway, hope that was an entertaining summary of the Olmos vs Tertius drama lmao. I’m still laughing when I think about it. I am sure I still have an actual call-out post for Olmos on this blog somewhere that I made before the issue was resolved 💀💀

[kudzucataclysm]

i watch a couple hours worth of commercial fishing and fish mongering vids and all of a sudden muh brains all “we should make a wip based off this shit”

[halbdaemon-kite]

So, I saw this clip from a vine compilation and afterwards spent about 40 minutes amusing myself with the thought “what if the RK900 is not stoic and serious like the popular headcanon goes, but is a actually a complete and utter dumbass”. And I mean “dumbass” not in that he’s stupid, I mean, like, instead of trying to relate to his partner (Gavin obviously lol), by attempting to awkwardly smalltalk about dogs and basketball, he just downloads a bunch of stale memes, because duh, that’s what a millenial/gen zedder likes obviously. And it all just goes downhill from there.

RK900: *uses some insanely cringey pick up line to break the ice with Gavin* Gavin: *flips his shit* RK900: “Wow, you should really calm down. All that shouting isn’t good for your updog.” Gavin: *hasn’t heard that one in about 18 years* “What’s ‘updog’?” RK900: *dabs* Gavin: “THAT HASN’T BEEN FUNNY IN 20 FECKING YEARS!” … In the background we see Connor turn to Hank. Connor: “What is ‘updog’?” Hank: *without missing a beat* “Nothing much, you?” Connor: ????¿??

RK900 and Gavin chase a suspect through some building. Suspect catches the elevator. Gavin: “Feck! The staircase is on the other end of that fecking hall, we lost him!” RK900: “YEET!” *jumps out of 4th floor window, striking a pose* Gavin: DDD:<

Gavin: *rants about some stupid shit* RK900: “Oh no, that is so sad.” *Despacito starts playing softly in the background*

Gavin: *tries to bully RK900* RK900: *T-poses* Gavin: “STOP IT WITH THOSE FECKING OLD ASS MEMES!”

Gavin: *falls down some stairs* RK900: “Big mood.” Gavin: “THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE!”

RK900: “Hey Gavin, you know what?” Gavin: “I don’t care.” RK900: “According to all known laws of aviation…” Gavin: “NO!”

RK900: *realizes that he can fully recline his office chair* :D Gavin: *has a feeling of dread* RK900: *rolls around desk so that Gavin can see him* 8D Gavin: *softly* “Noooo…”

RK900: *talking to another coworker* “... Yeah, I think the reason Gavin likes me so much, is because I’m just radiating big dick energy.” Gavin: *from across the office* “YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A DICK! AND ALSO I HATE YOU!” RK900: *smiles fondly*

Gavin: *sneezes* Some coworker: “Caught a cold?” RK900: *before Gavin can reply**puts hand on chest theatrically and wipes away nonexistent tear* “I’m afraid it’s worse. He has a terminal case of lig…” Gavin: “IF YOU FINISH THIS FECKING JOKE, I WILL DRAG YOUR PLASTIC ASS INTO THE NEXT TRASH COMPACTOR!” *has a coughing fit*

Hank & Connor: *watching from the other side of the office* Hank: *pats Connors back and thanks the gods that he got the cute one*

Bonus: RK900: *sets something ablaze with his bare fucking hands* Gavin: “Holy shit! How did you do that?” RK900: “It’s called a Flammenwerfer, Gavin. It werfs Flammen.” Gavin: *looks like he wants to die* RK900: :D Gavin: “You know what. I’ll let you have that one, just because of how badass that was.”

[mikkouille]

hehehe

[memeow01]

finally finished doodle of the man the legend technoblade after discovering his channel and watching his vids this was stuck in muh head. now I am really tired now rest forever sleep

[14kai]

ok so i literally have not seen jongin one (1) time

[inferentialdistance]

I'm pro-AO3, pro-ship, anti-censhorship and your take is fucking bonkers. It's not an anti mindset to expect social media platforms not be full of videos of beheadings and irl child rape and animal torture, its obviously not right that moderators are so badly abused but thats Capitalism not antis....the very reasonable expectation to not see snuff vids on youtube has nothing to do with puritan lunatics who wanna ban fan fiction get a grip

It's not an anti mindset

Yes it is. These things exist in a spectrum of intensities. "No graphic violence on youtube" is merely a less severe version of "no ships I don't like on AO3".

the very reasonable expectation to not see snuff vids on youtube

It's very easy to avoid seeing snuff films on youtube. Just use the exact same tactic I use to avoid seeing KPop on youtube: don't search for KPop, don't click links from KPop fans, and close the tab if you happen to end up on such a video anyways.

It's very unreasonable to expect other people not to have access to what they want just because you don't like it. Snuff films, for example, contain a highly valuable sub-genre.

But muh autoplay!

You invite the devil into your home and expect no curses to come with? Use community playlists, accept the risks of the algorithm, or get the fuck off the internet, plebeian.

If no users consumed algorithmic feeds, then media companies would stop spending money developing them, including hiring all those people to clean them at the cost of their sanity.

[crowsent]

the man hasnt even started the stream yet and his chat is spammin “technolate” truly the best and most supportive fans

amazing

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i have to make my own fences like a loser

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“tommy is this your credit card? let me read the numbers aloud tommy”

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“they keep dying on my thorns”

then fucking remove your armour mr technoblade??????????? you have the option to remove your armour

i know you have trust issues and that the last time you removed your armour tommy tried to kill you but like

you can remove your armour, find someplace else for your zombie villagers to be in, and then put the armour back on

you have options mr blade

you can make unenchanted armour for the purposes of moving your damn zomvillagers out the way if you really dont wanna be armourless

you have the materials

you have the opportunities

fucking seize them

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mr blade: “my sleep schedule is terrible”

my dumb ass, waking up at 10pm on a monday after falling asleep on a 6am the same monday, after not sleeping for 2 days on sunday and saturday: “damn right your sleep schedule is terrible”

i have good self-awareness

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mr blade: “im not stalling”

proceeds to stall:

• “happy new year! i forgot that happened”

• reads donations

• begins to try and cure his zombie villagers

• makes fun of skeppys “clickbait” title (it is clickbait by the way. the video is not structured like an actual manhunt vid. totally not a technosimp but techno was a fantastic hunter in the skeppy v techno manhunt. yep. techno was v fair about the entire thing go watch it if you havent hes great and skeppy was also there /lh)

• talks about chess

• talks about the Gifted Child™ Syndrome without ever saying the words Gifted Child™ Syndrome

• DONT DISRESPECT CHESS

(hes a fucking athena kid. im fucking TELLING YALL HES AN ATHENA KID and if i have to fucking write a goddamn academically cited paper to prove it with actual fucking receipts i goddamn will)

• even when tommy came on stream, techno immediately proceeded to discuss the Kings Fianchetto opening

• “i dont know what kind of science textbooks youve been reading, but youve spent too much money on them. those are trash. those are TRASH”

exactly mr blade. exactly. see? athena kid. hes smart. he went to college. he knows the score. mmmhmmm. yup. checks out mr. blade

• types “You’re talking sounds” -tommyinnit (genius)

• into the mc chat

• “Tommy, you’re talking words, but the only universal language: is sounds”

IF SBI NON CANON WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS READ AS AN OLDER BRO MAKING FUN OF HIS YOUNGER BRO EXPLAIN MR BLADE

Techno fucking lists out languages that do not have sounds like: sign language, written language, braille

and then fucking thomathy “tommyinnit” minecraft hits us with “and russian”

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

RUSSIAN IS A CATEGORY OF NON-SOUND LANGUAGE

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and for a good few minutes, mr blade and associate tommyinnit talk about crimes and the fbi and using it to farm views. big brain moved here today

(and then tommys alexa turned blue when he said fbi and then they both freaked out it was great)

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new york-ian

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mr blade and tommyinnit just IMMEDIATELY trying to pander to new yorkers once they realise the population size. they out here fucking complimenting the statue of liberty (even tho its in new jersey), the empire state building, the bronx, queens, fucking SPIDERMAN

if they arent brothers

why they have this energy

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prime to tommyinnit

sub to technoblade

yall

my heart

i love these two terrorists so much

(for legal reasons, i am obligated to say that they are video game terrorists please and thank you)

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tommy, about music he wanna sing: its from nintendo

mr blade: nintendo copyrights EVERYTHING tommy they got like SUPER COPYRIGHT

tommy: well, technoblade, every last one of my videos uses nintendo music

mr blade: DUDE YOURE GOING TO DIE. nintendo will KILL you

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“new york is not canon in the dream smp universe”

mr technoblade over here just fucking ruining every new yorkers day huh

yall hear that? new york is non canon

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you want cock to join the revolution

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tommy out here trying to be intimidating but hes stuttering, knocking himself off of things...

its great

its great

i love their dynamic

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im spawning the wither, somebody get me my sword

techno “one-liner” blade ladies and gentlemen

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techno using the wither to vandalise lmanberg is very poggers of him

amazing mr blade

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tommy is such a delight in this stream

“i dont know this man”

“why would you bring this near me im WEAK im FRAIL im LIKE AN OLD LADY”

thank you mr innit

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if i had gotten this stream live yall bet your asses i would be chanting “blood for the blood god” with chat

chat is BLOODTHIRSTY

chat is feral

chat is amazing

thank you chat for being the chaotic fucking bastards yall always are

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“lookit muh muscles. BITCH”

tommy

i love him

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so last stream, techno and tommy waterboarded a hostage who died by a spider immediately after he was released

THIS stream, techno and tommy waterboard an orphan fox until he cries

good times

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fundy drowned

ha

canon?

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wait

i just remembered

FUNDY GOT DROWNED BY HIS UNCLES

TOMMY AND TECHNO ARE FUNDYS UNCLES BRUHHHHHHH

these two fuckers legit said “what if i waterboard my nephew to the point where he drowns”

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i find it really funny that techno is the one fanon portrays to be this remorseless out of control entity when the entire time during the fundy waterboard torture, techno is the one holding tommy back and saying that hes going to far

and last time, techno is the one chiding philza when philza just casually murders and slaughters his way around the map

bruh

techno has more of a moral compass than fandom gives him credit for

where is my "techno is actually the moral compass of the sbi” fanfic

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the only dirt we have on dream is his dirt shack amiright? eyyyy hes homeless

techno

techno

so funny

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“useless, annoying, loud, british. you know. the worst combination” techno says

then he fucking makes tommy weapons, gives tommy the helmet, makes tommy weapons and tools and armour...

yeah. 

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“i will not rest until that entire country has been completely obliterated for what it did to me and phil, tommy”

ME AND PHIL

ME AND PHIL

technoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

bruhhhh

mr blade please

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LMANBURG IS MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY

tommy what the fuck

what the fuck

tommy

tommy

what wait tahgjkjxbglsjbnouafsfv

WAT

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“you could actually be, dare i say it, a friend” TECHNO

TECHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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“technoblade ill join you”

ANTARCTIC ANARCHIST COMMUNE POG

YES BITCH

YES BITCH

SBI

SBI

SBI

SBI

SBI

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“this bodes poorly for the eventual sbi meetup”

shut up

shut the fuck up

i cant handle this

i can handle the dream sapnap meetup conspiracy

but i CANNOT handle the sbi meetup conspiracy

techno please shut up

i cant

dont do me dirty like this man

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you know how tommy keeps saying that hes weak and shit but like

he fought in wars

he has fucking armour, weapons, potions, gapples

he can hold his own in a fight

do

do you think tommy keeps calling himself weak bc DREAM calls him weak? like. his self-confidence and belief in his abilities is just eroded by dream so tommy thinks hes weak even if he isnt?

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“we have sand at home”

at home

at home

at HOME

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

techno literally out here singlehandedly giving me serotonin

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beak on

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bless you

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one of us

one of us

one of us

one of us

one of us

one of us

[kpoptionate]

stray kids ⇾ their s/o calls them babyboy

[masterlist in bio] 02.11.19 [reposted 03.13.19] requested: anon a/n: this was requested before i cleared my inbox,,,months ago,,,

woojin ♡

probably wouldn’t make him feel some typa way other than u’re fuckiN CUTEEEEEEEEE

he’d giggle every time u say it

not that it makes him shy, it’s just adorable as hell

would also probably kiss u on the cheek or lips for whatever reason

idk but he just loves hearing it come out of ur mouth

chan ♡

chief called n said this ?

this is it

the first time u say it he’d be like ??

lmao w-what ?

like the first time y’all spammed babygirl n he was literally wheezing

that’s his response

but he absolutely loves it when u call him babyboy

especially when his head’s just lying on ur chest n u run ur fingers thru his hair n whisper about how much u love him n how talented he is

ahh just watch his cute lil cheeks turn pink n him tryna hold back a smile hhh my baby

minho ♡

,,,,,

i don’t think he’d get much out of it tbh ?

minho’s, um,,,,deffo the one in control

so babyboy isn’t rly his thing

he might use it to his advantage to turn around n call u babygirl/boy

but other than that don’t expect much more than a chuckle n a pat on ur head (always tells u “a+ for effort”)

changbin ♡

(✿´‿`)

baby mode: activated

tho he’s more of a “prince/ss” kinda guy, i feel like you calling him babyboy would make his heart melt

binnie loves to be babied and taken cared of and this would just make him fall in love w u even more

would snuggle his face in the crook of ur neck to hide his smile

n would whine n tell u to stop even tho if u did he would be beggng inside for u to do it again

hyunjin ♡

uh

it depends on his mood

like if he’s in a rly soft n fluffy n cuddly mood then yeah uh u pierced his heart on the spot

if not then it wouldn’t rly affect him all that much

back to when it does tho

ughhBh u kno that one vid on him in that grey hoodie n he’s all soft n shit n pulls it up over his face if i could fuckin fiND it that’d be great

that’s his reaction almost every time

also would kiss u bc ur too cute

jisung ♡

is absolutely living for it ?? please never stop saying it ??

like changbin, jisung loves being taken cared of so this would just add more cherries to the ice cream what

would deffo say it back too to tease u

gets super smiley when u call him it

also wouldn’t mind if u said it in front of the guys

just another way to show how muh u love each other uwu

felix ♡

hmm,,,

if i’m being honest irdk w him

he’s deffo also a “prince/ss” guy but it wouldn’t affect him nearly as much as it does changbin

i don’t think it’d rly get to him ?

maybe the first time he’d get a lil giggly or w.e but

i just don’t rly think it’s his cup of tea

seungmin ♡

u-um,,,?

yeah uh u might’ve broken ur boyfriend

would be absolutely flustered and speechless the first time u say it

what is he supposed to do ? does he say it back ? he doesn’t know man

the more u do it the more he gets used to it so it doesn’t affect him as much

still ends up a blushing giggly mess every time tho

jeongin ♡

ughhbh bABY

he’d act a lot like seungmin in the sense where he wouldn’t know how to respond n would get rly shy

but he’d deffooooo call u it back just to tease u like u do him

tho he’d probably giggle afterwards n then the two of u r just cute loveable messes in the middle of the floor uwu

[kasaron]

Amazing Crabs Shell Exchange | Life Story | BBC Earth

OP blocked me cause muh gun control, so here, cute vid. 

[fairykibum]

sometimes i forget how much taemin loves shinee..like he grew up with them. he might not show it as much as others but he loves them all so much