#muse:penny

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The last couple of owed pics I had from Itaohs are done, and since they feature one of the muses on this blog I thought I'd share here, so enjoy!

Penny becomes human for all of five minutes and instantly gets addicted to human foods.

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Advent Calendar Meme 2019

Day Fourteen: A ship that almost happened, but didn’t

Jacob McLaggen and Penelope Smackhammer

Jacob and Penny were never supposed to happen in the first place. She was created as an ex-girlfriend who wasn’t over the relationship to create friction in Jacob’s new relationship, but the chemistry kind of grew and he ended up ending his new relationship as a result. They probably would have been together eventually, but their relationship unfortunately never quite got off the ground. 

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For any woman who has attended a public education, have you ever gotten in trouble at school for disrupting classes with your belches?

"Well, I don't think Beacon would be 'public education' really... but yeah. It's, uh, happened a lot actually..."

"Due to my robot body I can hold in gas for much longer than most, so I never got into any trouble during the classes I attended at Atlas Academy."

"Y-Yes, it's happened once or twice..." Or more.

"Nah, I'd rather hold it in and be uncomfortable than get in trouble for disrupting class."

".......s-s-s-some... t-t-times..." Usually not for their *burps* per say.~

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What is every girls fattest asset.

Butt

Belly

Really everything, but her arse especially.

Butt

Thighs

Butt

Look I just really like butts

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What would it look like if you were to rank your RWBY muses by their size?

Probably something like this:

Though they're all very close together when it comes to weight.

(I admit I have been considering making Ruby's default size even bigger, but I'm torn because the TrinityFate Ruby is so good.)

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I think it's really cool that Penny is a muse in your blog. She's my favorite RWBY character so it's great to someone give her the love and attention she deserves.

"Thank you very much!"

Penny deserves tons of love and attenion.

And snacks.

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What were Ruby and Penny's reactions to Neo showing up, slobby and blobby like them?

Given how huge everyone else they know has gotten, neither of them are at all surprised at her size or mannerisms.

Still...

"I've got my eye on her..."

"Surveillance mode engaged."

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Ruby, Penny, it's been 4 hours. How's the mist?

"Mmmpph... delicious!"

"Just a-uuullppp-few more samples..."

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Ruby! Penny! This weird magical mist over there is creating food out of nowhere, and the foods are really fattening for some reason!

"That sounds fascinating! Ruby, would you like to join me in analyzing this strange phenomenon?"

"If by analyze you mean stuff ourselves silly, then yeah!"

"Of course!"

Ruby gets dibs on any cookies they find, Penny on any cinnamon buns.

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⏱️ Ruby & Penny?

"Have they ever done some kind of food-related challenge that resulted in an upset or overstuffed belly?"

"Yeah, I've done stuff like that a few times. Been to a couple restaurants with those 'finish this and you eat free' challenges. Haven't lost one yet!"

"I do not usually take part in those. I feel like my android physiology would give me an unfair advantage. And besides, I can trust Ruby to win them in my stead."

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Have any of the girls ever burped well making out with someone?

You hear a chorus of "yep/yeah" said in various degrees of smugness to embarrassment.

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"Nnghh..."

"So... full..."

"Capacity... reached..."

"BBBWWWWWWOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPPPPPPP!!!"

Seems like everyone had a good thanksgiving.

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Wait, did you said robot body?

"I am a robot, yes."

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"Guess what today is...?"

"I believe it is your bir-"

"IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!"

🎉 Happy Birthday Ruby! 🎉

Expect me to make several art posts as the day goes on. I commissioned a bunch of Ruby art this year in honor of her b-day, so as soon as I see any of those pieces get posted by the artists, I'll try to make a post on here. I'll also try and be more active on here throughout the day if people wanna send me asks, assuming work doesn't keep me too busy of course.

Happy birthday to best girl!

"Woo hoo!"

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Girls, you need more than those lists, you need a buffets!

"Don't worry! Based on my calculations we eat much more than that on a daily basis."

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What's everyone's favorite food?

"Cookies, duh."

"Cinnamon rolls for me."

"Cream Orange Paratha." (This one's actually confirmed in-game, look it up)

"Hmmm... can I just say tomatoes?"

"I've never really thought about it to be honest. Chicken maybe?"

"I-I-I-I d-don't k-k-know...."