#rockysavannah

[pudgy-planets]

Would you mind answering where Mizuno Ami / Sailor Mercury from Sailor Moon would be among your Belch Rankings?

God/dess of Gas | Belch King/Queen | Burp Factory | Ye Olde Gasbag | No Thanks | Who?

The bluenette is slinking into her scarf, turning visibly red in the face, and muttering flustered noises beneath her breath.

What makes this worse is that when Ami attempts to stifle her output of frigid air- they wind up building up more air which means once she’s home or in a private place, her burps are both louder and significantly deeper than usual.

She’s believes it’s genetic at this point… because simply put, the only other person she could think of that would invoke such powerful eructations is her mother… but that’s not possible.

Is it?

[ruby-rolls]

Ruby smells like a garbage can at times, at least, especially after certain greasy meals.

She really can't argue with that, it's 100% true.

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

I know that some of you muses aren’t American, but do any of you have plans for Thanksgiving?

"We're having a feast! With plundered food of course. Can't go spending too many berri's on grub when there's plenty of ships just waiting to be taken! And free food just tastes so much better~."

Same goes for most of the other muses. Even if they aren't getting together to celebrate they're gonna eat their weight and then some in turkey!

[rockysavannah]

[emoticonheart]

What would happen if the normal burpers like Rick “IckyRicky”, Ashley Fox, Princess Addison Bloomington, Sierra Watson, Conner Eve, Carmen Lopez, Zoe Papadopoulos, King Ian, King Rupert, King Hunter, and The Faren twins, and the hyper belchers like Robin O’Connery, Arrach, Thalia Orog, Nareg Orog, Darion Orog, Princess Adalaide, and Abigail Longfoot switched how powerful their belches would be with one another?

ooh this is an interesting question!! however, for everyone's sake, i'm only gonna talk about some of these characters. but if i skipped someone and you REALLY would like to know what my answer is, feel free to send in another ask!!

first the hyperbelchers:

robin: that would mean she was never cursed, so she would live a normal life (well, still not PERFECTLY normal, but more normal). and i don't think she would ever truly love burping like she does now. in fact, she'd be pretty polite about them, always muffling them so that no one can hear them. she wouldn't judge others for burping around her, since she knows that's something our bodies have to do sometimes, but she wouldn't let loose like that herself. so yeah her personality would be fairly different

thalia: similar to robin, her personality would be different, but unlike robin, her personality would be COMPLETELY different. i mean, think about it: thalia burps are not only powerful, but CONSTANT. she can't go five seconds without burping at least once. so she had to isolate herself for everyone's safety. but if she was never a danger she would've been SO different because she'd be allowed to socialize and such. she'd be captain of just about every sport her schools had to offer, and she'd be the kind of athlete that everyone aspires to be. like you can't convince me she wouldn't be well on her way to the olympics if it weren't for her condition. not only that, but her attitude towards her burps would be so different. like a stereotypical tomboy-ish athlete, she'd be proud of her burps, constantly getting into contests with the other girls (and even boys) on her team. even if she wasn't the best, she'd just be having a good time letting loose. man, in an alternate universe, thalia is a TOTALLY different person. who knew burps could change someone so much?

princess adalaide: super small things would change here and there (like the fact that she can't really use her burps to shut misogynistic men up), but other than that, she would be exactly the same. after all, hyperbelch or not, she only burps when she wants to.

abigail: well she would've saved herself a LOT of embarrassment at that frat party, i'll tell you that much. but other than that... i'm not sure yet. i'm still trying to figure out how her burps work. maybe i'll come back to thjs ask when i have a better idea!!

now the normal belchers:

princess addison: that castle would never know peace. her parents would do everything in her power to make her stop, but she'd just be having too much fun causing chaos. those poor servants...

ashley: poor ashley :(((. if her family hates her now, imagine how much they'd hate her if she could burp powerfully enough to cause earthquakes and shatter glass EVERY TIME. in fact, they'd probably kick her out before she turned 18. and if that were the case, being homeless before graduating high school, would she even meet lily? and fff? man i don't even wanna think about it. let's just say that her self hatred would run so much deeper than it does now.

sierra: now, as much as sierra loves burping, she's not a COMPLETE menace. if her burps could cause actual destruction, she'd make sure not to do so in public. however, her ultimate life goal is to make chris' life hell, so all bets would be off as soon as she gets home. and if she had hyperbelches, chris' torture would know no end. sierra would use her powers to break chris' favorite things, keep him up all night, make him spill whatever he's eating/drinking all over himself by shaking the ground underneath him, etc. sierra would find new and creative ways to make chris' life hell, and no matter what he or her mom would try to do to make her stop, they'd ultimately be powerless, because how can they fight against something like that?

conner: MY POOR BABY CONNER. for starters, he would simply have to kiss his opera dreams goodbye, because one slip up onstage could be catastrophic. but also, he would never be able to go out in public without feeling a massive amount of anxiety. after all, one burp from sierra, and he could knock over an entire shelf of food at the grocery store or cause a car crash as he's walking down the street. he'd avoid being outside as much as possible just to make sure he keeps everyone safe. he's so caring <3

carmen: she'd simply die. she'd never leave her room. unless it was one of her insanely loud burps, you'd never hear from her again.

zoe: well she can only burp when carmen's feeling burpy, but she personally would LOVE being able to hyperbelch. she'd never tell carmen that though.

[readyplayerziggy]

Queen Sindel, do you ever use your belches to assert dominance over your subjects, or to exercise authority when your daughters act bratty? Like they start arguing, but a roaring eructation intimidates them into behaving properly.

"No I don't. Trying to assert 'dominance', as you call it, over my subjects not only goes against some of the values I hope to impart to my daughters, but it's utterly pointless. I have proven myself to them many times over, certainly far too many to have to resort to such juvenile displays."

She did not conquer so many realms just to have to prove her magnificence to her subjects by burping thank you very much.

"And if my daughters begin to act up all it doesn't take such a display to get them to settle down either. I did my best to raise them to be well behaved women."

[gluttonemporium]

Have any muses ever burped and orgasmed at the same time, relieving pressure from both ends?

Oh, plenty of them. Mostly the ones who let out the most powerful of bleches:

Ann, Chie, Junko, Akane, etc. The list goes on!

[sizeable-star-wars]

Bariss, do you and the other Jumbo Jedi and Sizeable Senators in the Republic like Padmé, Aayla, and your own Master Luminara ever have belching competitions, and if so, who usually wins?

"I admit, I have not met Senator Amidala as of yet, but I do wish to one day. I have heard much of her prowess in such matters." Barriss said, sounding like she admired that quality.

"As for the other Jedi? The only one who I can confide in besides Ahsoka is my master, Luminara. I think Ahsoka and I are helping her to...lossen up, at least a little bit. Her growing figure and gassy eructations are becoming more frequent, so perhaps a contest may be possible in future..."

[fat-slobby-gamers]

How would Sticks do in Prehistoric Times, given her adversity towards modern technology?

She'd dominate... make herself a living hunting large prey and using outlandish contraptions and traps...

[rancid-rotten-slobs]

💬 Rumor has it that Sera uses, for lack of a better term, “assertive belching”, to silence disputes during courts hearings, and then to clear the room afterward, whether prompted or not.

Its her duty to keep order during meetings. And while it started as an accident (she was trying to shout and accident shook the entire realm with a burst of gas from her mouth)bit eventually caught on... it's surpringly affective! From archangel to principality every hierarchy of angel knows to be quiet when Sera belches... bursts from the other end are rare but usually are used to clear out the court room in a hurry.

Though sometimes she lests a belch or fart slip and has to come up with a quick excuse as to what went wrong...

[massive-marvel]

Yuri, do you ever interrogate suspects by pinning them down underneath your fat gut/butt and/or burping on them until they confess?

"I haven't, much as I might want to sometimes. Regs don't allow for that kind of thing against prisoners. Nothing stopping someone operating outside the main Law from doing that, though." Yuri explained. "I do like how you think, though."

[pudgy-planets]

Does Man Ami have a functioning penis?

W-well they haven’t gotten the opportunity to run a proper analysis nor diagnostic of their newly transformed body.

Let alone the effects of the Jovian Honeysuckle’s unique, mutated strand of pollen…

B-but given that… it looks real, feels real, is just as sensitive, and feels strangely comfortable in the Mercurian doctors undergarments-

They can say with a highest level of confidence it’s VERY functional and practical. The real deal if you will.

[ruby-rolls]

For any woman who has attended a public education, have you ever gotten in trouble at school for disrupting classes with your belches?

"Well, I don't think Beacon would be 'public education' really... but yeah. It's, uh, happened a lot actually..."

"Due to my robot body I can hold in gas for much longer than most, so I never got into any trouble during the classes I attended at Atlas Academy."

"Y-Yes, it's happened once or twice..." Or more.

"Nah, I'd rather hold it in and be uncomfortable than get in trouble for disrupting class."

".......s-s-s-some... t-t-times..." Usually not for their *burps* per say.~

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

Daisy hung a mistletoe over her head, hoping that Yang, Nora, and Coco would be willing to give her big belchy kisses on her lips, either the ones on her face or the ones between her legs. Hopefully, she’s been nice enough this year to earn some early holiday “presents”.

"You better know we take mistletoe seriously here at Beacon! Pucker up princess mama wants a smooch!" Nora grinned pulling the princess into a big kiss followed by a rumbling belch from the huntress' gut as Yang and Coco watched.

Coco couldn't help but laugh as she cracked open a can of soda and chugged the entire thing before sloshing her belly around to agitate the carbonation bubbling up inside her. "Me next! Actually why don't I slip bellow the princess' dress and let you and Yang handle the rest?" She smirked Yang giving a nod in agreement before joining in swapping off with Nora once she had deposited her gas through Daisy's lips.

"Hey don't hog her! I wanna be next!" The belching blonde brawler said belly bumping Nora eager to have her chance at the royal.

[prehistoric-academia]

Modern people must marvel at prehistoric cave drawings, unaware that some of them were “painted” using cavewoman’s poop.

"We do NOT use our poop for that!"

[emoticonheart]

What’s your favorite type of belch: the lazy, long ones that just roll out of your mouth when you’re resting from a big meal, or the short but loud ones that make other people clasp their ears to muffle the sound? Maybe the juicy, saliva-spraying burps that come from drinking too much liquid, or the foul, gassy eruptions that can bring tears to people’s eyes? Or is it some other kind of eructation entirely?

oh gosh the first two 100%. but while my ultimate favorite would probably be length and volume combined, if i had to choose, i think i'd have to go with length.

imagine, if you will: someone finishing an absolutely ginormous meal. they've eaten so much that they can't bring themselves to stand, so they just lean back in their seat as they rub their full stomach. then, they open their mouth as a casual belch comes rolling out. it's not bery impressive in terms of volume, and they don't even seem to realize they're burping, with their eyes half lidded and shoulders slumped. but even so, the belch just keeps going. and going. and going. there doesn't seem to be an end in sight. then, when it finally does peter out, they just heave out a contented sigh, too tired and full to remark on how truly impressive that was.

oh yeah. that's the stuff.