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I’m going to singlehandedly destroy the world
#I’m going to become a supervillain#I HATE that I sign up for face to face classes and when I get there the professors are like ‘yeah everything is online fuck you’#bruuuuuuuuuh#my ass is not going to pass!#snappy speaks#why do I need a webcam for my in-person class#why do I need to install a anti cheat app for exams for my in-person class#why do I need to buy a online textbook and then the bundled software that dosent work on chrome#for my in-person class#why is this called a in person class when this is a hybrid class#this is a waste of time I’m pretty sure I will drop it
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#homestuck#god i wanna pass out but i need to. FUCKKKKKK#so much shit to do#clutches my head#who cares though. i am healing#clearly needed to get this out after whatever last week was#deep breath guys here we go#rose lalonde#dirk strider#rosebot#ultimate dirk#(‘s ass)#well. he’s there as a dragon too#i rescind tnat last that#Tag#i meant tag#not that#im so tired#also that wasnt that many to list. idk why i thought it was abotu to be a whole wall of names
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something simple to try to get out of art block (it didn't work)
#alek art#ninjago#zane julien#2024#i am very unhappy with this and sooo in order to feel better i am going to talk about him#system zane is very real to me. i always give him six main alters (but i do believe there is more lol)#systems cannot just pick and choose who front depending on the day i am very aware (i am a system) its more on the nose symbolism#the fifth one crossed out is the ice emperor. in canon he exists in zane's mind as an “alter ego” of sorts which is crazy to me#character has canon dissociative episodes... amnesia... and several different “personalities” / identities? sounds familiar idk#i talked a lot about this hc on my long ass zane hc post thanks for the ask btw npderzane#its not an au its just how i see him so just imagine every zane i draw as system zane. ill only specify it in the tags if its system related#that one post thats like. 'being a did system sucks which one of us poured instant coffee in the bathtub!' thats the average zane experience#he wakes up and everyones like “mannn zane you were going crazyyy on prime empire yesterday” and hes like ??? i did not play any video games#and then he looks at the calender and 6 months have passed. semi true story that happened to me#also alters having incredibly different food preferences is funny. zane doesnt eat anything ever vs boone who eats raw meat sometimes#zane having really weird characterization? and its very inconsistent / bad writing uhhh alek explanation is hes a system and nobody can mask#man its 1 pm :|#i hate this drawing so much i dont even want to look at it but it took time so ill post it#i also have another zane drawing in my drafts i should post. from like 2 months ago???
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Unpopular almost blasphemous labru opinion time: kabru would so be into getting flavour profiled actually hed be like. Oh citrus notes interesting. And then he'd have a small crisis about not being able to do the same for Laios BUT he can tell him how quickly he would die if he stabbed him in whatever part he's kissing and that's just as sexy
#labru#nsft text#so much fanfic in which laios is like 'oh you taste almost like..' and kabru is like NO and im sorry esteemed scholars i gotta disagree#its an interesting thing to know!#now if you dont want to go to the trouble of describing taste because its a pain in the ass i respect that#wow but ive been talking a lot about laios eating kabru out lately. it has been a very dry pride month over here what can i say#kabru *sucking a mark into laios' tigh* and you see youd think this is safe but actually an important artery passes here#*resting his ear on the spot* i can even hear your heartbeat!!! *big smile* you'd bleed out in ten minutes#laios *harder than hes ever been in his life* what if. what if you stabbed my dick#kabru *still smiling* not yet#laios: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEE
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todays my birfday i drew my ocs guys!!!
#parcaeive#ninjago#:3#ninjago euphrasia#ninjago bonzle#ninjago roby#the fun part about ninjago fanart is i get to make up whole new species(es???)#great practice for oc making . tbh.#fyreworkshipping#<- i guess#robys design isnt set in stone but i fw the antlers a lot#lloyd garmadon#ninjago sora#ninjago arin#ninjago wyldfyre#my favourite single mother lloyd garmadon#not necessarily lloyd birthday art but our birthdays arent. far apart so i could pass it off as one#sorry for. the lazy ass sketches ill post something better soon trust trust trust#turning the big one eight... bye#posting at exactly . midnight. ot well a few minutes past it wgatever#no cause like can i say how ugly of a birhday 25/9 is . like oo look at me im an ugly number like what the fuck its not even divisible#i like the numbers 9 and 2 separately but 25/9??? UEK. what is the five doing there for. 2 & 9 DO NOT get along#3 & 9 on the other hand? bffs. i know they are. 2 & 6 have something going on#im losing it
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Watching you get got by the teru reigen virus in real time is so funny dude. And you're right
EXCUSE TO DRAW REIGEN AND TERU SPOTTED
dude im so sick in the head about them its not even funny (it is). the teru reigen virus is NO JOKE GUYS. it can get you any time anywhere and you wont even know until it's TOO LATE. but yes like you said i am incredibly correct
also since i have yall here
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you have to see my vision. this song is so them. in a non-romantic way of course
#i need to make an entire post of my Thoughts about them. because i am so so crazy.#aka mew thinks about teru and reigen for too long and throws up#ARGHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH I DONT HAVE MY THOUGHTS ALL PUT TOGETHER DONT LOOK AT ME#the picture featured above is CLEARLY after theyve been domesticated. it would not be smooth sailing at first.#also teru's sock is the same color as reigen's tie did you notice. did you did you notice that did um did yall see tha#im so jumbled ill have to organize everything later.........#god. i love them so much. reigen would be a horrible father and teru isnt used to parental authority. aiheuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugy#also hi moongpie. you witnessed me at a very vulnerable moment in my life(paragraph of tags).#i kept thinking about this ask and i was itching to doodle something for it until i was finally able to sit my ass down and be FREE.thnakyo#ok i need to go do something hruoouuggrr (passes away)#i really wanna expound so more later hopefully#mob psycho 100#mp100#teruki hanazawa#reigen arataka#NOT a ship. duh#mob psycho fanart#meowmeow art#asks#answered asks
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To heal the Wounded Wild, simply find a spot with good soil and a lot of sunlight to plant her. Provide her with plenty of water, love, and care, and she should make a full recovery. Though it may take a lifetime, there is no more rewarding gardening experience than the Regrown Wild.
#slay the princess#stp wild#stp wounded wild#stp long quiet#stp protagonist#shifting quiet#my art#cw: blood#cw: gore#the flowers growing from her tiara are bluebells#which symbolise apology forgiveness humility constancy and everlasting love#many thanks go to sir biszkopt on the discord for showing me the light about freckled princesses#the seasonal backgrounds are just to suggest time passing not specifically one year btw#if you look at wild and tlq it's pretty clear these are not subsequent seasons#as for her dummy thicc roots: she has dummy thicc roots in-game too so don't get on my ass about it
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Someone confiscate the Kabumisu Rapunzel AU from me, I am not starting a long form anything until my DPxDC novel is done but also I am ONLY capable of doing it wrong
Because:
Kabru MUST be Rapunzel. Mandatory. Milsiril is not letting that little bitch out of her tower. (Also his Main Character Energy)
Mithrun has less than zero drive to do anything ever up to and including wandering around in lonely tower infested woods to find said lost princess
These can only be resolved by Mithrun also already being inside the tower and then we’re into Beauty and The Beast territory too with the Forbidden Room but instead of Cursed Flower there is Cursed Hottie
Tbh Labrumisu would solve this problem where’s my threesome shippers we need ONE (1) character with some goddamn initiative
(Sadly still can’t be me I do not ship Laios in general he’s just not got that Ship Juice)
Milsiril just has such perfect villain vibes and okay I’m selling myself on the Labrumisu because if Laios comes in to kidnap one of her babies (and her broken former coworker) there’s a 50-50 on whether Milsiril just decides he’s young enough to adopt
This is now a main character hoarding situation Falin and Marcille have to come rescue Laios and also his boyfriends from the crazy sword elf and her army of dolls
Which is why I can’t write this one.
Look at that.
Look what happened in like 5 bullet points.
The rails have been OBLITERATED but also it’s just got such good legs someone take this idea and run with it to somewhere very different and much simpler than I am capable of
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabumisu#labrumisu#rapunzel au#seriously someone lock kabru in a tower#and let his bf(s) rescue him#holy shit mithrun somehow falls out the window and lands on laios#and kabru has to heist his ass back in before milsiril finds out#but oh who’s that charming and handsome man passing this wet fucking cat back through the window#maybe… maybe we leave the tower…#maybe we have an adventure… mithrun has so many stories of adventure…#(he tells them so badly with all the minor side details laios falls asleep before the first monster appears)#laios touden#kabru of utaya#kabru dungeon meshi#captain mithrun#mithrun dungeon meshi#mithrun falling out the window HAS to be kabru’s fault#he sneaks into Forbidden Room and shenanigans ensue who is this sleeping beauty#this sleeping beauty who just woke up and stared RIGHT through your fucking soul#kabru flails mithrun weighs about as much as a wet goddamn towel despite being all sinew and he’s right out the window#kabru: …………….. okay so on the one hand he can’t rat me out for being in here now#kabru: on the other hand I JUST THREW A GUY OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW WE ARE 50 STORIES UP I AM A MURDERER 😭😭😭😭#mithrun: *casual deceleration teleport*#go back inside? mithrun does not know her#he landed on a man it’s fine#laios: … it’s ACTUALLY raining men 😱😱😱#kabru sticking his head out the window: NO WAIT I NEED THAT SPECIFIC MAN BACK BEFORE MY MOM GETS HOME
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Janeway doesn't need a therapist when she gets back to the alpha quadrant she just needs Tuvok to tell her [in detail] the psychological observations he's made about her over the past 11 years and she can go from there <- Untrue but much more likely for her to agree to
#Janeway#Tuvok#Tuvok is NOT a therapist......he is NOT a doctor WHY is he making 'psychological observations' about her????#TUVOK. You are already a security head - a scientist (was an science ensign) - a detective an orchid breeder AND a lawyer#Janeway & Tuvok are so 'it be two dumbass girls telling each other exaaaaactlyyyy'#Janeway: And so then he came up to me-#Tuvok: A moment. Where were you sitting?#Janeway: In my captain's chair.#Tuvok: So you weren't engaging with him. You were 'minding your own business' as it were.#Janeway: Absolutely.#I still think it's funny that Tuvok is a lawyer more than once on Voyager. He studied law???? Oh really??? Is that what you're telling me??#He's head of security so he passed his bar exam??? Kangaroo court. CLOWN SHOES!!!!#Tuvok is going to diagnose you bc he's your bestie <3 [HIS ASS IS NOT QUALIFIED]
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Trans man Steve slowly absorbing Eddie's rants about conformity and trying to teach the kids to do what makes them happy, no matter what it is. And Steve starts to wonder why he really stopped enjoying feminine things; for his own comfort, or so others would take his gender identity seriously?
He starts wearing skirts first, then lip gloss and mascara. And it's not a lot, he still prefers masculine things, but he stops shying away from "girly" things. He lets himself enjoy the things that make him happy.
Eddie asks what made Steve finally start dressing for himself and, when Steve admits that it was Eddie, hes proud as punch. Whenever someone like El happily points out Steve doing something feminine ("he looks so cool!") Eddie proudly whispers that he helped do that.
#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#cant remember how I phrased the original version of this that i deleted but hopefully it goes better this time lol 🤞#also this is why I don't like being called trans masc instead of trans man. as soon as I've transitioned enough to pass?#you bet my bitch ass is going right back into the womens clothing section. that's where all the pretty shit is
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#submission#baldur's gate 3#bg3#cazador szarr#bg3 cazador#baldurs gate 3 cazador#bg3 smash or pass#smash or pass#poll#baldurs gate 3#baldur’s gate 3#bgiii#baldur's gate iii#cazador was actually right after Vlaakith in my list coincidentally#also I wish I could report the fact that cazador/Astarion is a reccomended tag when you type in cazador#though at least we have the best reccomended tag#fuck cazador#🖕 for me but like if you want ‘into submission’ him then go for it#taste of his own medicine his ass#if you want to be toxic dommed just pick ascendant Astarion
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id like to thank ninjago episode snake jaguar for everything but nothing all at the same time
#alek art#lego ninjago#ninjago#sensei wu#ninjago wu#zane julien#previous master of ice mention#2024#(going to do this everytime) FOR CONTEXT : dr juliens 1st death and garms banishment took place in a similar time frame#so wu wouldve been young when he met zane for the first time#also i am very aware zane is ooc here ! prior to getting his powers and them actually settling in his body and mind.. he was a bit of a#jackass in my eyes. we see bits and pieces of zane snark in the series itself BUT like. dr julien described zane as acting different post#getting his powers. and we know elemental powers can mess with how someone behaves. kai being a hot head... so yeah#really wise whimsical old man stuck in the body of a 19 year old#VERSUS#egocentric grown ass man with no friends who lives in the woods and is a robot#they become friends. zane calls wu 'kid' every sentence#i forgot that wu doesnt visit zane often in canon. uhhh basically in my version bc avg zane fan thing to change canon: wu goes to dr julien#house and sees zane. he knew ice had 'gifted' zane his powers and how that could really fuck up a person. he shows up everyday for a week o#two and him and zane talk while zane swims or cuts wood or whatever. wu says their house is in the way of his walking path as an excuse#eventually wu stops showing up and dr julien passes and life goes on as we see them in canon#does rhat make any sense at all ? probably not i have a horrific headache#uhh at the time of writing this we are on s7 (on rewatch) so if anything changes ill lyk . lolsies#ask me about them please
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hiii everyone! just wanted to preemptively update you all that chapter 5 will probably be a couple of days late 😔✌️ i’m moving out of my current place next weekend so packing + the woes of a 40 hour work week and commute + a shorter than usual turnaround period between chapters 4 and 5 have made it a bit slower going than i would’ve liked and i would hate for you guys to wait all day tomorrow just for it to not be posted at all :( i’m currently aiming for it to be out sometime this weekend but i’m hesitant to give an exact day because 1. i hateeee rushing my writing and would always rather take a little extra time to make sure i post something i’m happy with and proud of and 2. life happens so on and so forth etc etc etc and you never really know! it will be out Soon though. i Promise. thank you for your patience! you all were rockstars with the ch4 wait and i hope i can deliver when ch5 does come out 🤸🫡
#so sorry guys work has been grinding my ass into a pulp the last couple of weeks#i rarely have enough energy to come home and make dinner before i pass out and when i do that energy usually goes towards like.#cleaning my room. going grocery shopping. trying to salvage my social life. etc.#but it will be out so super soon i pinky swear#also tbh. ch5 was just scary to write. very intimidating.#i shan’t say more.#acswy#ch05
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behold: my least favorite string of words in the entirety of Tears of the Kingdom.
#totk critical#totk#tloz#gerudos#when will my brain return from the imprisoning war....#I just stumbled upon it again doing research yesterday and....#there's so many layers as to why it aggravates me#that it's spoken from the perspective of a masked woman as to embody all gerudos while removing her own identity#in the context of her loyalty to rauru as well#that giving birth to a bad man makes you responsible for his actions (he's not a toddler anymore he's an adult ok)#or more metaphorically that your initial conflict with hyrule makes you Sinful and cursed and you must Feel Bad Now *shame shame*#that she's passing on that ageless guilt with no expiration date onto the shoulders of *a teenager* and it's considered GOOD???#(wind waker shaking crying right now)#ALL OF THAT to prop her up to swear her loyalty to the people planning to go murder their ancient king (sure he's a Bad but still???)#using some sort of weird ass original sin scenario that is arguably not any gerudo's fault but Ganondorf's#(or if it is then it's not shown so ???)#the vibes are so so so off I just really !!!!! don't like#this is stuff like this that makes me reject that it's a good story about alliances being formed in good faith#because this is just manipulative#maybe the alliance angle everyone's stronger together was the intention but the execution is another story entirely#gerudos never benefited from ganondorf's actions also#so it's not even a case of making reparations for the way you benefit from systemic oppression due to your ancestor's actions#gerudos won literally nothing in ganondorf's war#apparently he even subjugated them if they weren't on his side (like.... a king would.... not to excuse it but the double standard here)#so it just instrumentalizes the ageless sin of motherhood + suffering under a bad monarch billion of years ago for war#so uhhh.... yeah that's not... that's pretty bad imo#the gerudo girl could have went “hey girl this man used us and still hurt us to this day let's kick his ass once and for all”#and this would have been a different story entirely#a little cheap but not.... That Bad
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recently every time i read an Aldis Hodge interview and he's geeking out like 'i got married!!!!! i have a kid!!!!! i'm going to be in [insert title of next coolest project here]!!!!!' my thought process is just 1. congratulations, ofc you're geeking out (as you should) and 2. do you need a third
#for legal reasons that last part was mostly a joke but truly. i'm so so happy for him and how far he's come in his career#the marriage thing is fairly recent i think but he's been talking about the kid since his Black Adam promo run and just. you can#see it on his face how happy he is and ugh. God knew if i had been of coherent age while the OG Leverage was airing i would have#been downright insufferable about his ass. as it is i'm still unsufferable sksksksk#this post brought to you by me going from watching a fluffy light-hearted fake parenting trope romcom to pass the time to#somehow getting my hands on Marmalade and uh. well. Marmalade is definitely Marmalading. spoiled myself in advance#by accident through one of those very interviews but i will push through anything for Aldis spoilers can f*ck off to hell#plus the bonus is that by pushing through i got to see him be sexy af on screen even if he was [redacted]. also i need a tape of him#just cursing through the entire film he was going through it towards the end fr fr
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If Buck and Eddie don’t become canon Eddie should at least get to start smacking Buck’s ass in that "very hetero" way.
#SMACK HIS ASS EDDIE#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#getting in the truck ass smack#getting out of the truck ass smack#going up the stairs ass smack#in the kitchen ass smack#good job on that call ass smack#passing behind you to get to the other side of the room ass smack#doing the dishes ass smack#I love how you love my son ass smack#good morning ass smack#good night ass smack#you’ve become one of the most important people in my life ass smack#I love you to the core ass smack#fuck me harder ass smack#feel free to add your own occasions for Eddie to smack bucks ass
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